1	bouncing seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	blurry extremely unsafe helmet turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	skewed turtle totem	0		
5	red pasta spoon	0		
6	twirling grievous ravioli hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	bouncing blurry spices	0		
9	frightening disco mask	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	maroon disco ball	0		
11	squat stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	diluted upside-down bouncing tumbling moxie weed	1		
15	diluted strongness elixir	1		
16	distilled blurry magicalness-in-a-can	1		
17	spoiled gigantic noodles	6	crappy	
18	pulsating twirling tortoise's blessing	0		
19	deadly asparagus knife	0		Weapon Damage: +5
20	lime green Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	twirling ten-leaf clover	0		
25	jittery meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	fuchsia spider web	0		
28	really spider web	0		
29	blinking really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Bjorn's Hammer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	narrow Samson's Dolphin King's crown	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	scorching Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Hot Damage: +25
36	family-friendly Knob Goblin tongs	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
37	nippy viking helmet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	inspector's Knob Goblin pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pulsating pretty flower	0		
40	blinking casino pass	0		
41	tolerable irresponsibly strong ice-cold Sir Schlitz	7	good	
42	pulsating hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	red worthless gewgaw	0		
45	ghostly worthless knick-knack	0		
46	figurine	0		
47	miniature normal hot buttered roll	2	good	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	normal bowl of cottage cheese	3	good	
50	stylish Rock and Roll Legend	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	Knob Goblin Uberpants of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	Temple Grandin's stone banjo	0		Familiar Weight: +7
54	blurry Disco Banjo of horror of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 75, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	fuchsia jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	bouncing toasty 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
58	bouncing purple ghostly stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	blinking dangerous Mace of the Tortoise	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	rotten fortune cookie	4	crappy	
62	jittery dance instructor's oriole-feather headdress	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	ghostly action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	mirror Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	vibrating wizardly Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	fuchsia stiffened stakes	0		Damage Reduction: 1
72	blinking vibrating barskin hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	mirror Temple map	0		
75	ghostly sapling	0		
76	shaking Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	rosewater-soaked stick	0		Stench Resistance: +3
78	pretty bouquet of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
79	jittery bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	blinking fairy gravy boat	0		
81	smooth boozy yellow ice-cold Willer	5	awesome	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	blue blinking skewed unlocked meat locker	0		
86	yellow key	0		
87	tumbling meat from yesterday	0		
88	ghostly meat stack	0		
89	skewed sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	upside-down pants kit	0		
92	blurry meatsmithing guide	0		
93	maroon deadly basic meat sword	0		Weapon Damage: +5
94	blinking squat asbestos-lined basic meat pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	careful basic meat helmet	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	ghostly blinking slick dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Moxie: +10
97	mirror pimpin' meat hat of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	dried face	0		
99	meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	gravedigger's nasty staff	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
104	scarecrow	0		
105	rotten snack-sized bowl of charms	2	crappy	
106	ketchup	1	awesome	
107	fancy wobbly catsup	1	good	Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 15
108	red stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	smelly basic meat staff	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
111	steel-toed basic meat crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 9
112	shaking knitted Tesla meatloaf helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	mirror extremely unsafe dripping meat sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
114	chilly dripping meat staff	0		Cold Damage: +5
115	maroon clever dripping meat crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +20
116	ghostly censurious weightlifter's Bugfinder Blade	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3
117	upside-down Gnollish plunger	0		
118	spring	0		
119	mirror sprocket	0		
120	red huge cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	narrow narrow Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	twirling empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	gray meat engine	0		
127	Gnollish autoplunger of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
128	mirror stylish meat pants	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	third-hand nunchaku of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
130	smooth eyepatch	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	blue frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	maroon Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	yellow anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	red bouncing barbed-wire fence	0		
146	dinghy plans	0		
147	green ghostly resourceful eXtreme meat sword	0		Maximum MP: +50
148	healthy eXtreme meat staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
149	eXtreme meat crossbow of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
150	double-paned weightlifter's Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	Usain Bolt's wicked Elder Turtle Shell	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	yellow gravedigger's extremely unsafe Colander of Em-er'il	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	scorching deadly Ancient Saucehelm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	Jack Frost's Disco 'Fro Pick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	healthy El Sombrero De Lopez of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	mirror Dramatic™ range	0		
158	narrow Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	green wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	immense stale mirror ghuol egg	7	decent	
162	miniature adequate ghuol egg quiche	2	good	
163	blurry skeleton bone of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
164	smart skull	0		
165	pulsating skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	spoiled blue ghuol-ear kabob	4	crappy	
168	deadly bone rattle	0		Weapon Damage: +5
169	blurry bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	tasty lihc eye pie	3	awesome	
172	spinning gnoll lips	0		
173	upside-down teal taco shell	0		
174	mirror Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	snack-sized rotten uncooked chorizo	2	crappy	
176	squat wobbly disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	narrow detective skull	0		
179	spoiled snack-sized narrow chorizo taco	2	crappy	
180	practically non-alcoholic tolerable ice-cold fotie	1	good	
181	ghostly baseball	0		
182	blinking batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	red shaking bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	tumbling guano coffee cup	0		
191	beefcake's batskin belt	0		Muscle: +25
192	batskin belt	0		
193	birthday candle	0		
194	supercharged Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Softcore Only
195	Samson's eXtreme nose ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
196	purple disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	rat appendix	0		
199	ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
200	toothsome snack-sized narrow jittery rat appendix kabob	2	awesome	
201	adequate spinning bat wing kabob	3	good	
202	bland small huge carob chunks	2	decent	
203	shaking herbs	0		
204	moldy carob chunk cookies	4	crappy	
205	skewed secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	patchouli incense stick	0		
209	wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	maroon ghostly flame-wreathed filthy corduroys of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	boxer's filthy knitted dread sack	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	flavorless fancy carob brownies	3	decent	Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 5
217	adequate herb brownies	4	good	
218	ghostly hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	wobbly gnoll teeth	0		
221	huge gnoll-tooth necklace of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	tumbling scorching phat turquoise bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +25
224	fortified eyepatch	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	decent tofu casserole	4	good	
226	boiled green mirror can of Red Minotaur	1	EPIC	
227	blinking frosty Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
228	spinning scandalous Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
229	Jack Frost's Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
230	cool dead guy's watch	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	tumbling Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	wobbly skewed Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	Tesla quilted Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
236	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	smooth squat bottle of gin	3	awesome	
238	high-proof mediocre ghostly bottle of vodka	9	decent	
239	dance instructor's Orcish baseball cap of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	Sinatra's Orcish cargo shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	rock-hard Orcish frat-paddle	0		Damage Reduction: 5
242	flavorless ghostly	3	decent	
243	adequate grapefruit	3	good	
244	stale enchanted shaking grapes	3	decent	Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 45
245	tiny adequate shaking olive	1	good	
246	tasty blurry tomato	3	awesome	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	triple-distilled tolerable salty dog	6	good	
249	bad bloody mary	3	decent	
250	lousy distilled blurry screwdriver	5	decent	
251	strong drinkable blinking martini	5	good	
252	practically non-alcoholic mediocre bloody beer	1	decent	
253	tolerable shot of schnapps	3	good	
254	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed twirling shot of grapefruit schnapps	1	EPIC	
255	weak lousy narrow fine wine	2	decent	
256	bad shot of tomato schnapps	4	decent	
257	hand-crafted watered-down extra-spicy bloody mary	2	EPIC	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	olive snake skin	0		
260	adequate White Citadel fries	3	good	
261	stale low-calorie White Citadel burger	1	decent	
262	half-sized bland piece of wedding cake	2	decent	
263	bland jumbo chocolate chips	5	decent	
264	flavorless ghostly chocolate chip cookies	3	decent	
265	ghostly crafty satin pants	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	lousy fancy strong lightning	5	decent	Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 5
267	curative mullet wig	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	upside-down dog trainer's meat cowboy hat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	ghostly stylish sword	0		Moxie: +25
270	bouncing picket fence	0		
271	twisted skewed barbell	1		
272	dried blurry pulsating yellow concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	diluted yellow moxie weed	1		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 45
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	purple huge mosquito larva	0		
276	blinking leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	boiled squat bouncing extra-strength strongness elixir	1		
278	boiled bouncing bouncing jug-o-magicalness	1		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 50
279	mixed narrow wobbly suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	tumbling Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gray huge frightening gasmask	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	wobbly narrow scorching walrus-tusk earring	0		Hot Damage: +25
286	ring of half-assed regeneration of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
287	smelly Boris's ring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
288	potato sprout	0		
289	Jarlsberg's earring of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
290	brainy Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Mysticality: +5
291	prompt can of maces of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +3
292	squat teal ghostly Temple Grandin's rubber axe	0		Familiar Weight: +7
293	huge greedy chef's hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	supercharged pail	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	green Jim Carey's demonskin trousers	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	auspicious dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	extra-unsweetened nitrogenated altered tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 26
298	galvanized altered Vulcanized blurry lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 27
299	energized pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 20
300	tarnished tumbling jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 40
301	flat dough	0		
302	rotten Knob sausage	4	crappy	
303	decent big fancy Knob mushroom	5	good	Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 10
304	dry noodles	0		
305	blinking therapeutic Knob Goblin harem pants	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	red Knob Goblin harem veil of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	denatured vacuum-sealed Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 38
308	ruddy Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	mirror tumbling Knob Goblin elite pants of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	mirror fuchsia Usain Bolt's Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Initiative: +80
311	hill of beans	0		
312	hale Knob Goblin visor	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	blinking Crown of the Goblin King of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	toothsome super-sized bean burrito	5	awesome	
315	flavorless thick blue bean burrito	5	decent	
316	half-sized delicious insanely bean burrito	2	awesome	
317	small moldy bean burrito	2	crappy	
318	snack-sized enchanted spoiled blurry bean burrito	2	crappy	Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 20
319	immense stale special narrow insanely bean burrito	10	decent	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 45
320	decent big bat haggis	5	good	
321	bite-sized normal menudo	1	good	
322	low-calorie stale goat cheese	1	decent	
323	flavorless plain pizza	3	decent	
324	half-sized bland tumbling sausage pizza	2	decent	
325	adequate bite-sized goat cheese pizza	1	good	
326	bland blue mushroom pizza	3	decent	
327	goat	0		
328	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic bottle of whiskey	1	EPIC	
329	goat beard of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	tumbling glass of goat's milk	1	crappy	
331	spirit-forward artisanal upside-down Canadian	5	EPIC	
332	stale fancy lemon	3	decent	Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 25
333	jumbo decent lime	5	good	
334	shellacked sabre teeth	0		Damage Reduction: 7
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	olive dance instructor's consolation ribbon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	tarnished shaking narrow Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 33
341	energized dry pulsating fuchsia wobbly Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 54
342	ghostly Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	electrified blinking Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 11
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	upside-down scrumptious reagent	0		
347	green Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	jittery hardened ninja mask	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	squat hot katana blade	0		
351	horrifying scorching icy-hot katana	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
352	twirling Van der Graaf ninja hot pants	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	blurry stylish nunchaku of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
355	spinning electrified eXtreme scarf	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	mirror friendly snowboarder pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	stale gr8ps	4	decent	
359	thick normal t8r tots	5	good	
360	toasty miner's helmet	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	miner's pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	wholesome 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
363	squat linoleum ore	0		
364	spinning asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	jittery linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	shaking linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	spinning blurry spinning asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	huge gray chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	huge chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	asbestos meat stack	0		
377	olive chrome meat stack	0		
378	personal trainer's supercool linoleum sword	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
379	linoleum staff of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5
380	narrow reassuring Lo Pan's linoleum crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
381	smelly wholesome asbestos sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
382	huge stiffened experienced asbestos staff	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 1
383	Annie Oakley's asbestos crossbow of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
384	double-paned chrome sword of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
385	supercool chrome staff of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
386	tumbling nasty chrome crossbow of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	ghostly yeti fur	0		
389	sinister meaty helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	banded asbestos helmet turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	gray cool linoleum helmet turtle	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	sinister chrome helmet turtle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	ghostly hippopotamus skin	0		
396	cyan arcane researcher's penguin shorts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	prompt yakskin pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	sizzling hippopotamus pants	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	yellow bouncing eXtreme mittens of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
400	skewed handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	blurry rock-hard swashbuckling pants	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	tumbling wobbly studded shoulder parrot	0		Damage Absorption: +80
404	wobbly brainy acoustic guitarrr	0		Mysticality: +5
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	squat purple pirate skull	0		
408	gray pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	frosty sk8board	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	gray barrrnacle	0		
413	wobbly sharpshooter's Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
414	medical-grade crowbarrr	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
415	dance instructor's leotarrrd	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	Oprah's safarrri hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	extra-energized wet henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 45
418	super-cold-filtered tumbling Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 36
419	magnetized moist non-altered serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 14
420	oxidized teal tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 43
421	polarized wobbly philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 31
422	denatured super-electrified olive mirror spinning potion of potency	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 48
423	dry cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 47
424	flattened ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 44
425	oxidized oil of expertise	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 51
426	colloidal potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 40
427	huge nippy box	0		Cold Damage: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	tumbling nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	tumbling acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	cyan hardy clown shoes	0		Maximum HP: +50, Clowniness: 25
432	friendly bloody clown pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	balloon helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	lime green Newton's balloon sword of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	jittery chef-in-the-box	0		
439	squat bartender skull	0		
440	blurry bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	blurry bouncing beer goggles	0		
445	friendly box-in-the-box	0		Familiar Weight: +3
446	tumbling cyan nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	purple avaricious box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Meat Drop: +30
448	gravedigger's educational foolscap fool's cap	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	clown nose of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Clowniness: 25
450	fuchsia pulsating pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	skewed blinking sober pill	0		
454	pulsating screwdriver	0		
455	bland snack-sized narrow jumbo olive	2	decent	
456	watered-down drinkable dry martini	2	good	
457	ye olde golde frontes of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	bouncing continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	twirling lime green pixel	0		
460	skewed pixel	0		
461	shaking pulsating pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	cyan pixel potion	0		
467	low-calorie decent red pixel pie	1	good	
468	ruby W	0		
469	tumbling wussiness potion	0		
470	strong acceptable squat Imp Ale	5	good	
471	stale massive hot wing	8	decent	
472	Jeselnik's diamond-studded cane	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	red crutch of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
474	red cast	0		
475	squat knitted mask of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	gray flame-retardant infernal insoles of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
478	upside-down evil arch	0		
479	mirror upside-down dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	stanky Mr. Container	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	purple educational Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	baleful hemp backpack	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	maroon tumbling snakehead charrrm	0		
486	skewed Talisman o' Namsilat of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
487	medical-grade arrrgyle socks	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
488	guitar pick	0		
489	lime green drab sonata	0		
490	MacGyver's mesh cap of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	olive enormous belt buckle	0		
492	stanky smartaleck's chaps	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	Newton's batblade	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	normal huge papaya	4	good	
499	bouncing veiny denim axe of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10
500	jittery Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	spoiled miniature lime green wobbly Elfin shortbread	2	crappy	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	normal skewered cat appendix	3	good	
504	jittery evil arches	0		
505	spinning upside-down greasy foul-smelling gnatwing earring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
506	adequate Hell broth	3	good	
507	razor-sharp thunderrr guitarrr	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	blurry Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	small normal Boris's key lime pie	2	good	
514	normal jittery Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	good	
515	spoiled Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3	crappy	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	cyan blinking Sinatra's bejeweled accordion strap	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	teal mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	leaflet	0		
521	fuchsia experienced kickback cookbook	0		Experience: +2
522	mirror one-winged stab bat	0		
523	narrow rewinged stab bat	0		
524	bad papaya sling	3	decent	
525	grue egg	0		
526	bouncing pulsating Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	jittery volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	energized quantum non-boiled upside-down spray paint	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 64
531	twirling double-paned special sauce glove	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	thinker's ladle of mystery	0		Mysticality: +10, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	maroon abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	ghostly pr0n legs	0		
538	spinning manspreader's f3d0r4	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	dry warmed pulsating Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 21
541	banded sinister draggin' ball hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	vibrating hardened 1337 7r0uZ0RZ	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	miniature spoiled skewed Trollhouse cookies	2	crappy	
544	Tesla talons	0		Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
545	adequate small special Spam Witch sammich	2	good	Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 20
546	blue meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	skewed 30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	64067 scroll	0		
552	64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	rotten huge pr0n cocktail	4	crappy	
555	supercool thinker's drywall axe	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +20
556	skewed rock-hard Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Damage Reduction: 5
557	delicious whiskey and cola	3	awesome	
558	normal papaya taco	3	good	
559	blue razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	moldy miniature ghostly stalk of asparagus	2	crappy	
561	wobbly pregnant mushroom	0		
562	mirror ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	lousy lime green Mad Train wine	3	decent	
565	blurry hobo gloves of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
566	healthy bum cheek	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	hermit script	0		
568	decent massive Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6	good	
569	adequate miniature skewed Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2	good	
570	moldy Chicken Sandwich	4	crappy	
571	enchanted wobbly Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	EPIC	Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 5
572	adequate Children's Meal of the Damned	3	good	
573	spoiled blinking noodles	3	crappy	
574	bite-sized normal noodles	1	good	
575	bland painful penne pasta	3	decent	
576	delicious ravioli della hippy	3	awesome	
577	stale pr0n m4nic0tti	4	decent	
578	thick normal Hell ramen	5	good	
579	tasty huge boring spaghetti	8	awesome	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	half-sized adequate fettucini Inconnu	2	good	
584	adequate spaghetti with Skullheads	3	good	
585	half-sized fancy normal gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2	good	Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 10
586	dance instructor's ridiculously huge sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Candy Drop: +100
587	quadruple-concentrated anodized energized ghostly super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 17
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	half-sized rotten squat cocoa eggshell fragment	2	crappy	
590	moldy cocoa eggshell fragment	3	crappy	
591	blurry cocoa egg	0		
592	lime green house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	blurry amulet of extreme plot significance of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
595	tumbling scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	bouncing squat crafty titanium assault umbrella	0		Maximum MP: +10
597	Mohawk wig of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	twirling jittery the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	pants of the Slug Lord of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	sinister Dr. Hobo's scalpel of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage: +10
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	spinning Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	huge Gauze Immateria	0		
608	Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	blue wobbly procrastination potion	0		
611	D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	squat cyan squat plot hole	0		
614	denatured unsweetened pulsating probability potion	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 47
615	chaos butterfly	0		
616	huge furry fur	0		
617	non-nitrogenated frozen mirror Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 44
618	magnetized pressed modified Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 69
619	hardy needle	0		Maximum HP: +50
620	super-galvanized colloidal thin candle	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo™", Effect Duration: 45
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	awful poetry journal	0		
623	wobbly jittery WA	0		
624	pulsating jittery NG	0		
625	shaking wang	0		
626	Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	squat ND	0		
628	cyan metallic A	0		
629	weightlifter's eye	0		Muscle: +15
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	yellow horrifying furry pants	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	blurry flame-wreathed disturbing fanfic	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
633	jittery spinning occult wolf mask of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	upside-down cool whip	0		
635	paper umbrella of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
636	meat globe	0		
637	spinning toaster	0		
638	smelly rosy-cheeked asshat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	enchanted flavorless bouncing abominable snowcone	3	decent	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 40
640	upside-down Ent cider	1	awesome	
641	decent half-sized toast	2	good	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	miniature decent fruitcake	2	good	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	cool Crimbo sword	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	Crimbo hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	tumbling stiffened Crimbo pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	miser's exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Meat Drop: +10
652	squat quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	blue star	0		
655	skewed line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	twirling zippy star sword	0		Initiative: +20
658	brawny star crossbow	0		Muscle Percent: +20
659	lime green wobbly ruddy star staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
660	blinking jittery forbidden star pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	star hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	asbestos-lined star buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +5
663	upside-down star throwing star	0		
664	spinning star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	occult smooth steaming evil of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: 125
667	castle map	0		
668	foul-smelling spiked femur	0		Stench Damage: +10
669	stale ghuol guolash	3	decent	
670	blurry scandalous lihc face	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	frightening weightlifter's grave robbing shovel	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +5
672	rotten tiny enchanted cranberries	1	crappy	Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 50
673	smooth high-proof twirling vodka and cranberry	9	awesome	
674	perfectly mixed lime green whiskey	4	EPIC	
675	green skull of the Bonerdagon of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	clever badass belt	0		Maximum MP: +20
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	distilled delicious roll in the hay	5	awesome	
680	hand-crafted red squat slap and tickle	3	EPIC	
681	drinkable tumbling slip 'n' slide	3	good	
682	artisanal a sump'm sump'm	3	EPIC	
683	watered-down artisanal horizontal tango	2	EPIC	
684	artisanal triple-distilled pink pony	8	EPIC	
685	miser's greasy Jim Carey's Mr. Shirt	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10
686	clever knuckles	0		Maximum MP: +20
687	dry blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 36
688	pixel hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	pixel pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	pixel sword of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
691	lime green digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	shaking knitted harem girl t-shirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3
694	Oprah's Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
696	extremely unsafe frilly shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
697	soggy wofl t-shirt of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
698	huge olive loathing eagle baby-doll shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
699	friendly pirate shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3
700	lion tamer's filthy hippy poncho	0		Experience (familiar): +2
701	floral print shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
702	ghostly forbidden coconut bikini top	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
703	goth kid t-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	cyan ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	rosewater-soaked boxer's hamethyst earring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
712	dog trainer's beefy hamethyst necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
713	nippy dog trainer's hamethyst bracelet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
714	family-friendly savvy hamethyst ring of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
715	scandalous resourceful baconstone earring	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
716	stanky smartaleck's baconstone pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25
717	Newton's baconstone bracelet of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
718	sinister Herculean baconstone ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
719	bouncing smooth brainy porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15
720	purple Van der Graaf ruddy porquoise necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
721	jittery prompt chilly porquoise bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
722	skewed ribald crafty Sinatra's porquoise ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
723	bland jumbo squat Knoll mushroom	5	decent	
724	decent special mushroom	4	good	Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 5
725	one million meat pancakes	0		
726	flame-wreathed huge mirror shard	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	twirling fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fuchsia fish hose	0		
732	hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	blue dance instructor's makeshift SCUBA gear of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater
735	twirling ribald easter egg balloon	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
736	maroon bouncing stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	upside-down stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	tambourine bells	0		
740	tambourine of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
741	olive broken skull	0		
742	flavorless Knoll shroomkabob	4	decent	
743	rotten mushroom	3	crappy	
744	cold-filtered extra-electrified liquefied hair spray	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 14
746	stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	bland warm mushroom	3	decent	
750	rotten mushroom quesadilla	3	crappy	
751	spoiled huge skewed cool mushroom	4	crappy	
752	normal red cool mushroom casserole	4	good	
753	toothsome pointy mushroom	3	awesome	
754	bland miniature cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	decent	
755	stale snack-sized mushroom	2	decent	
756	decent blinking mushroom	3	good	
757	fancy adequate miniature bouncing mushroom	2	good	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 45
758	decent thick ghost cucumber	5	good	
759	dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	perfectly mixed especially salty dog	4	EPIC	
763	ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	flavorless shaking spectral pickle	3	decent	
765	pulsating huge bouncing briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	aerosolized liquefied blinking cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 49
768	mirror upside-down rosy-cheeked spork	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
769	Rosewater's voodoo doll	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
770	rosewater-soaked flame-retardant basic meat fez	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	upside-down Tesla foon	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
773	stylish basic meat spork of doom	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
774	vibrating wizardly basic meat foon	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	nippy kneecapping stick	0		Cold Damage: +10
777	blurry executive iron pasta spoon	0		Meat Drop: +40
778	support cummerbund of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
779	shaking Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	aerosolized extra-pressed upside-down olive mafia aria	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 51
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	perfectly mixed Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	squat raffle ticket	0		
786	normal enchanted huge strawberry	3	good	Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 35
787	perfectly mixed weak teal huge bottle of rum	2	EPIC	
788	lousy strawberry daiquiri	4	decent	
789	aged rum and cola	3	awesome	
790	tolerable narrow grog	4	good	
791	blinking chilly Mafia bow tie of courage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	yellow healthy Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Softcore Only
793	ionized improved wobbly oil of stability	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 61
794	super-anodized maroon oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 30
795	lousy watered-down Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	pulsating avaricious Oprah's boxer's cement shoes	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	perfectly mixed rockin' wagon	4	EPIC	
798	lousy maroon mirror ocean motion	3	decent	
799	acceptable narrow fuzzbump	4	good	
800	adequate poutine	4	good	
801	flavorless special blue Knob stir-fry	3	decent	Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 45
804	stale Knoll stir-fry	3	decent	
805	normal huge stir-fry	3	good	
806	miniature bland asparagus stir-fry	2	decent	
807	adequate olive stir-fry	4	good	
808	half-sized stale Knob sausage stir-fry	2	decent	
809	rotten bat wing stir-fry	4	crappy	
810	tasty wobbly maroon rat appendix stir-fry	3	awesome	
811	adequate tofu stir-fry	4	good	
812	decent pr0n stir-fry	4	good	
813	half-sized adequate Knob shells	2	good	
814	flavorless small bätzle	2	decent	
815	normal fancy ratini	3	good	Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 50
816	snack-sized normal Knob stroganoff	2	good	
817	adequate menudo ravioli	3	good	
818	plus sign	0		
819	twirling milky potion	0		
820	blurry swirly potion	0		
821	upside-down bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	blue fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	half-sized spoiled jittery royal jelly	2	crappy	
831	small box	0		
832	tumbling box	0		
833	vorpal blade of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
834	purple double-paned personal trainer's cornuthaum	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	aromatic ring of aggravate monster	0		Stench Resistance: +1
836	bland mind flayer corpse	3	decent	
837	watered-down smooth Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	Fonzie's slick Mafia stogie	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	acceptable Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	executive Mafia violin case of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	enchanted watered-down perfectly mixed spinning tomato daiquiri	2	EPIC	Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 35
842	fancy acceptable beertini	4	good	Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 15
843	delicious bouncing salty slug	4	awesome	
844	spirit-forward aged papaya slung	5	awesome	
845	ghostly strapping MAHI fez	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	mirror maroon prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	tumbling shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	bouncing sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	mirror moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	blue chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	spinning shaving cream	0		
867	improved pine tar	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 30
869	huge tumbling forest tears	0		
870	fetus-smashing club of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	red Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	upside-down unrolling pin	0		
875	huge pulsating Jeselnik's sage weightlifter's crazy bastard sword	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
876	lard-coated Oprah's incredibly dense meat gem of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
877	censurious Talisman of Baio	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
878	huge jittery horrifying hypnodisk	0		Spooky Damage: +25
879	unsweetened warmed bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 18
880	huge slick disbelief suspenders	0		Moxie: +10
881	energetic supportive bra	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
882	cyan Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	fancy maple syrup	1	decent	Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 20
884	blurry educational los chinos	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	supercool axe	0		Moxie Percent: +20
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	blue smooth balaclava	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	rotten huge squat huge blurry balaclava baklava	10	crappy	
891	Jim Carey's Warehouse 23 bling	0		Monster Level: +25
892	knitted greasy grievous bugbear-smiting sword	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3
893	acceptable pulsating lumbering jack	4	good	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	family-friendly Ms. Accessory	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
896	lightning-fast strapping Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	ghostly blue Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	jittery custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	watered-down lousy squat Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	2	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	personal trainer's brawny school Mafia knickerbockers of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	pressed quantum Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 29
906	liquefied anodized huge Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 25
907	vacuum-sealed shaking upside-down Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 35
908	ionized Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 39
909	polarized pickled Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 14
910	stale miniature dwarf bread	2	decent	
911	improved triple-electrified upside-down Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 31
912	improved alkaline blurry pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 49
913	quantum unsweetened super-moist kobold	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 59
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	Annie Oakley's intergalactic pom poms of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
917	bouncing Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	skewed Radio Free Pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	Radio Free Foil of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	adequate blinking radio button candy	4	good	
922	strapping severed rocking horse head	0		Muscle: +5
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	squat dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	non-corrupted enhanced shaking Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 16
927	tolerable watered-down Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	smooth fuzzy bracelets	0		Moxie: +15
929	spinning family-friendly arse-shooting crossbow	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
931	weak mediocre enchanted spiced rum	2	decent	Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 45
932	lousy eggnog	3	decent	
933	rotten huge candy cane	6	crappy	
934	moldy half-sized fancy gingerbread bugbear	2	crappy	Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 5
935	chaotic imitation nice watch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	pulsating menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	foul-smelling plastic sword	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	red bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	skewed mirror gray Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	shaking toasty bowler	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	ghostly greedy weightlifter's bow staff	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	dance instructor's bowlegged pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	pulsating skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	irresponsibly strong lousy martini	6	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	artisanal tumbling grogtini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	aged tumbling yellow cherry bomb	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	coward's occult hockey mask	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	fez of etymology of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	adequate carob chunk noodles	4	good	
957	adequate immense chorizo brownies	9	good	
958	snack-sized normal chocolate and tomato pizza	2	good	
959	flange	0		
960	teal clockwork key	0		
961	tumbling silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	zippy knitted plastic seal clubber	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20
964	shaking supercharged strapping plastic turtle tamer	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
965	mirror rosewater-soaked chaotic plastic pastamancer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
966	plastic sauceror of James Dean of the sewer	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Damage: +25
967	educational plastic disco bandit of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50
968	Tesla boxer's plastic accordion thief	0		Muscle Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
969	green bouncing shaking banded plastic mosquito	0		Damage Absorption: +100
970	huge gravedigger's plastic leprechaun	0		Spooky Damage: +10
971	pulsating arcane researcher's plastic levitating potato	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
972	green ghostly plastic angry goat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
973	Annie Oakley's plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
974	green ruddy plastic fuzzy dice	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
975	mirror plastic pirate skeleton of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
976	plastic barrrnacle of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
977	plastic howling balloon monkey of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
978	jittery plastic stab bat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
979	wool plastic grue	0		Cold Resistance: +1
980	scorching plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Hot Damage: +25
981	plastic ghuol whelp of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
982	Oprah's plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
983	horrifying plastic cocoabo	0		Spooky Damage: +25
984	Newton's plastic star starfish	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
985	upside-down energetic plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
986	energetic plastic killer bee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
987	shellacked plastic Cheshire bat	0		Damage Reduction: 7
988	jittery plastic coffee pixie of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
989	wobbly plastic bitchin' meatcar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
990	blinking plastic hermit of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
991	lightning-fast wool flame-wreathed plastic Boris	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +40
992	squat twirling maroon family-friendly Socratic plastic Jarlsberg of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
993	lard-coated ruddy padded plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
994	ghostly banded plastic Susie	0		Damage Absorption: +100
995	thick yummy Lucky Surprise Egg	5	awesome	
998	fuchsia maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	fuchsia bouncing maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	tumbling veiny Xlyinia's notebook	0		Maximum HP: +10
1003	skewed soda water	0		
1004	lousy blurry gray bottle of tequila	3	decent	
1005	aged practically non-alcoholic boxed wine	1	awesome	
1006	spoiled cherry	3	crappy	
1007	Newton's coconut shell	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	quilted ice cubes	0		Damage Absorption: +40
1009	fancy smooth blinking vodka martini	3	awesome	Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 30
1010	mediocre whiskey and soda	4	decent	
1011	bad enchanted practically non-alcoholic monkey wrench	1	decent	Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 5
1012	irresponsibly strong mediocre tequila sunrise	8	decent	
1013	perfectly mixed cyan margarita	3	EPIC	
1014	practically non-alcoholic aged strawberry wine	1	awesome	
1015	fortified smooth maroon wine spritzer	5	awesome	
1016	perfectly mixed perpendicular hula	4	EPIC	
1017	mediocre strong ducha de oro	5	decent	
1018	drinkable calle de miel	3	good	
1019	smooth weak dry vodka martini	2	awesome	
1020	delicious weak wobbly old-fashioned	2	awesome	
1021	artisanal boozy tequila with training wheels	5	EPIC	
1022	drinkable mirror sangria	4	good	
1023	watered-down artisanal vesper	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	extra-dry artisanal bodyslam	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	bad practically non-alcoholic blurry purple sangria del diablo	1	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	tumbling whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	flame-retardant hippo whip	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1030	experienced penguin whip	0		Experience: +2
1031	spinning red studded yak whip	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1032	gnauga hide whip of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1033	gnauga hide	0		
1034	foul-smelling hippo skin buckler	0		Stench Damage: +10
1035	educational penguin skin buckler	0		Experience: +1
1036	razor-sharp yakskin buckler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
1037	nippy gnauga hide buckler	0		Cold Damage: +10
1038	chilled bouncing Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 18
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	acceptable beer	4	good	
1042	string of beads of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
1043	experienced string of beads	0		Experience: +2
1044	huge forbidden string of beads	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1045	twirling Oprah's plastic bottle opener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1046	Fonzie's traffic cone of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	hand-crafted blue N. O. Beer	4	EPIC	
1048	powdered spinning spinning oyster egg	1		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 50
1049	powdered oyster egg	1		
1050	dehydrated oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	twisted twirling tumbling olive oyster egg	1		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 50
1053	diluted upside-down narrow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 50
1054	compressed blurry oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	denatured narrow ghostly puce oyster egg	1		
1057	boiled jittery mirror puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 30
1058	powdered fuchsia blinking shaking puce oyster egg	1		
1059	mirror puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	denatured mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	powdered mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	diluted mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	maroon mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	pickled pulsating twirling oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 45
1065	compressed oyster egg	1		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 20
1066	boiled jittery ghostly oyster egg	1		
1067	skewed plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	powdered skewed oyster egg	1		
1069	boiled purple oyster egg	1		
1070	powdered cyan oyster egg	1		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 50
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	distilled blinking off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	mixed tumbling off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	pickled jittery off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	dried oyster egg	1		
1077	dehydrated skewed oyster egg	1		
1078	dried oyster egg	1		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 35
1079	blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	cyan emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	blinking rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	blue clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	jittery clockwork spine	0		
1090	blinking skewed clockwork rings	0		
1091	bouncing clockwork claws	0		
1092	shaking ghostly clockwork sheet	0		
1093	maroon clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	blinking twirling clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	mirror clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	friendly clockwork hat	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	censurious clockwork trench coat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1099	beefcake's clockwork pants	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	squat frightening gnauga hide chaps	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	squat clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	blinking clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	upside-down clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	shaking jittery clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	purple clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	mirror clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	blurry tasket	0		
1116	mirror annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	squat rosewater-soaked stanky banded Stupid University Diploma	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	teal fairy gravy	0		
1123	slick halfberd	0		Moxie: +10
1124	skewed squat small glove	0		
1125	flame-retardant nasty glove of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
1126	toothpick of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
1127	rosy-cheeked ninja sword	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
1128	jittery teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	purple Jeselnik's sequined fez	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	maroon Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	Usain Bolt's star shirt	0		Initiative: +80
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	vacuum-sealed green eyeliner	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 53
1136	diffused frozen lipstick	0		Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 45
1137	jittery deadly bicycle chain of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	special aged watered-down mushroom wine	2	awesome	Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 40
1140	lousy icy mushroom wine	4	decent	
1141	drinkable mushroom wine	3	good	
1142	perfectly mixed pointy mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1143	bad bouncing flat mushroom wine	4	decent	
1144	hand-crafted enchanted cool mushroom wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 10
1145	mediocre enchanted blurry fuchsia knob mushroom wine	4	decent	Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 10
1146	perfectly mixed ghostly knoll mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1147	practically non-alcoholic delicious mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1148	enchanted delicious shot of flower schnapps	3	awesome	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 15
1149	spoiled fancy mirror flower petal pie	3	crappy	Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 30
1150	perfectly mixed blinking bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4	EPIC	
1151	pulsating scorching discarded plastic fork of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +25
1152	ghostly gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	normal immense Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6	good	
1154	denatured Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	awesome	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	padded wholeberd	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1158	wet red Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 30
1159	skewed mariachi G-string	0		
1160	rosewater-soaked irate sombrero	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	wet double-dry wobbly handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 48
1163	Vulcanized quantum marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 28
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	spinning chocolate box	0		
1171	blurry coffin	0		
1172	gray asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	bouncing cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	wobbly ghostly refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	potted cactus	0		
1179	purple daisy	0		
1180	olive potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	purple mirror all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	ghostly lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	upside-down ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	jittery yeti	0		
1197	tumbling Mob Penguin	0		
1198	shaking sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	spoiled upside-down mugcake	3	crappy	
1201	miniature rotten urinal cake	2	crappy	
1202	huge bland Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	8	decent	
1203	flavorless special thick personalized birthday cake	5	decent	Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 10
1204	miniature decent fuchsia three-tiered wedding cake	2	good	
1205	small bland babycakes	2	decent	
1206	normal velvet cake	4	good	
1207	normal congratulatory cake	3	good	
1208	bland skewed cyan angel-food cake	3	decent	
1209	stale devil's-food cake	4	decent	
1210	moldy huge birthday party jellybean cheesecake	4	crappy	
1211	ghostly balloon	0		
1212	balloon	0		
1213	jittery heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	green Mylar balloon	0		
1216	Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	tumbling rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	Mr. Balloon of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1221	skewed balloon	0		
1222	lime green up-at-dawn Mr. Eh?	0		Adventures: +5, Softcore Only
1224	upside-down Herculean steel shillelagh of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1225	frosty resourceful steel skullcap of the empath	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	narrow ribald nasty steel solitaire of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
1227	Jeselnik's dangerous beefcake's steel scarf	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
1228	lime green resourceful studded steel slacks of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	nasty chaotic beefy steel suspenders	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
1230	greedy Samson's weightlifter's pikestaff	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5, Meat Drop: +20
1231	red auspicious lion tamer's thinker's pith helmet	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	smartaleck's beefcake's pocketwatch of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +30, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
1233	flame-retardant deadly pinky ring of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
1234	energetic vibrating Sinatra's pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: 30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	lime green scandalous pendant of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	wobbly Jack Frost's sharpshooter's hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	spinning glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	shaking limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	bouncing wool Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1245	pulsating tumbling dangerous Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
1246	mirror perfumed nasty groovy rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	blue narrow brawny Bonerdagon necklace of the sewer of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +60
1249	careful Boss Bat britches	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	forbidden Boss Bat bling of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100
1251	adequate spinning Knob shroomkabob	3	good	
1252	bland miniature shroomkabob	2	decent	
1253	twirling blue pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	moldy jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1255	super-sized rotten spinning jumping bean burrito	5	crappy	
1256	spoiled blurry insanely jumping bean burrito	4	crappy	
1257	decent wobbly rat scrapple	3	good	
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	forbidden extremely unsafe traffic cone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	pickled Hatorade	1		
1262	Lo Pan's medical-grade Newton's off-hand balloon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1263	shaking pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	normal snack-sized gloomy mushroom	2	good	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	red blinking pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	wobbly sage magic lamp	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
1274	modified Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 50
1275	olive sharpshooter's basic meat skirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	watered-down acceptable jittery Otorian Battle Scar	2	good	
1277	ghostly basic meat kilt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	nasty meat skirt	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	olive miser's meat kilt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	fuchsia penguinskin mini-skirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	penguinskin mini-kilt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	family-friendly yakskin skirt	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	prompt yakskin kilt	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	hale hippopotamus skirt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	wobbly hippopotamus kilt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	teal boxer's furry skirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	thinker's furry kilt	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	Tesla gnauga hide skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	spinning slick gnauga hide kilt	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	adjusted concentrated wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 41
1291	Jekyllin hide belt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skewed skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	purple squat coward's ring of adornment	0		Monster Level: -20
1294	blinking rosewater-soaked ring of increase damage of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
1295	skewed huge blue therapeutic ring of gain strength	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1296	narrow shellacked ring of resistance	0		Damage Reduction: 7
1297	ring of fire resistance of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1298	ring of conflict of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1299	friendly pirate hook	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1300	up-at-dawn monster bait	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
1301	nitrogenated twirling deodorant	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
1302	altered squat reodorant	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 61
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	upside-down makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	forbidden traffic cone of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	tumbling shaking comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	friendly Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
1313	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
1314	wicked Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	rose-colored glasses of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1316	gray facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blood flower	0		
1318	spinning lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	half-sized special rotten upside-down questionable taco	2	crappy	Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 45
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	reassuring time helmet	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	green scandalous time trousers	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	blurry yellow wool time sword	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	tumbling Dyspepsi-Cola helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	Socratic Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1328	tumbling shaking Cloaca-Cola fatigues of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	huge Fonzie's Dyspepsi-Cola shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1330	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	wobbly smartaleck's Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	shaking Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	olive blinking Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	blue Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	lime green Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	green smooth Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Moxie: +15, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	narrow zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	anodized quantum blurry Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 41
1345	concentrated adjusted twirling Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	pickled Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 37
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	narrow empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	wobbly pinky ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
1352	tolerable weak redrum	2	good	
1353	ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	pile of pebbles	0		
1355	moldy snack-sized bowl of oriole's nest soup	2	crappy	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	lousy Mt. Noob Pale Ale	4	decent	
1358	cyan pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	pulsating ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	twirling pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	supercool disembodied smile	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	normal gigantic tofurkey leg	10	good	
1366	normal upside-down tofurkey gravy	3	good	
1367	normal massive olive herbal stuffing	6	good	
1368	decent shaking can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3	good	
1369	stale snack-sized maroon yams	2	decent	
1370	cyan frightening rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5
1371	double-paned gingham blouse	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1372	skewed greasy souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1373	blinking sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	squat mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	jittery manspreader's plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	cool plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	therapeutic plastic Crimbo elf	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	wool plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	plastic Crimbo reindeer of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	dry pulsating chocolate	0		Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	spinning length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	twirling top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	twirling blinking ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	mirror squat kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	pulsating manspreader's duck-on-a-string of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	gray doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	toy train of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	family-friendly marionette	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	groovy sock monkey	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	gray rag doll of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	twirling can of fake snow of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	lime green greasy colored-light "necklace"	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	olive prompt tree skirt	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	rotten wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	small rotten bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	tasty tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	forbidden Unionize The Elves sign	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	narrow sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	super-deionized nitrogenated blinking snowcone	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	cold-filtered snowcone	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	nitrogenated adjusted snowcone	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	magnetized dry snowcone	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	double-denatured polarized green snowcone	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	warmed double-alkaline cyan snowcone	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	wobbly teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	dance instructor's cool traffic cone	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	blurry Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	squat Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	pulsating iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	asbestos-lined beefy ice sickle	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	frightening ice baby	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	skewed ice pick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	lightning-fast thinker's ice skates	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	toothsome bouncing grue egg omelette	3	awesome	
1429	squat roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	narrow pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	green pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	jumbo adequate mushroom	5	good	
1433	teal fruit bowl	0		
1434	fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	useless powder	0		
1438	diffused ionized deionized twinkly powder	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 43
1439	chilled altered spinning hot powder	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 50
1440	pressed spinning powder	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 25
1441	cold-filtered alkaline polymerized pulsating blue powder	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 27
1442	oxidized stench powder	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 57
1443	boiled electrified skewed sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 69
1444	non-oxidized liquefied narrow twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 34
1445	deionized pickled hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 68
1446	denatured blurry nuggets	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 67
1447	activated ghostly nuggets	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 60
1448	aerosolized stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 28
1449	oxidized jittery sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 44
1450	compressed red twinkly wad	1		
1451	diluted yellow hot wad	1		
1452	diluted bouncing wobbly wad	1		Effect: "Crudé", Effect Duration: 40
1453	vaporized olive wad	1		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 45
1454	distilled wobbly stench wad	1		
1455	boiled pulsating sleaze wad	1		
1456	double daisy	0		
1457	Goth Giant	0		
1458	decent special jittery Valentine's Day cake	4	good	Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 25
1459	shaking arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	pulsating salamander spleen	0		
1464	spinning sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	upside-down suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	blurry 25-meat staff	0		
1468	gray two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	blinking olive bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	shaking huge sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ghostly ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	gray goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	green shaking football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	pulsating paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	greedy rabbit's foot of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20
1486	pulsating massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	rosy-cheeked chopsticks of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -15
1491	careful rice bowl	0		Monster Level: -10
1492	beefy ninja mop	0		Muscle: +10
1493	Temple Grandin's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7
1494	alkaline bouncing sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	stiffened Sinatra's traffic cone	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted gloomy mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1497	aged blinking mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1498	jittery McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	enhanced galvanized explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	green clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	huge rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	extra-denatured twirling snowcone	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	tumbling ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	distilled artisanal calle de miel with a fly in it	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	perfectly mixed triple-distilled rockin' wagon with a fly in it	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	artisanal perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	hand-crafted slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	chaotic fake hand	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	dried huge Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 10
1513	powdered narrow Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 30
1514	vaporized skewed Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	distilled blinking huge Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 20
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	squat medical-grade Radio KoL Coffee Mug of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	skewed supercharged sinister Radio Free Jersey	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30
1523	blurry bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	ghostly joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	yellow pulsating pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	reassuring Lo Pan's corkscrew	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	purple Sherlock's grass skirt	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	grass hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	lightning-fast grass blade	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	tumbling raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	huge weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	sparkly engagement ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
1539	Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	veiny Grimacite goggles of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	nippy boxer's Grimacite glaive	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	Rosewater's Grimacite greaves of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	Oprah's stylish Grimacite garter	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	Van der Graaf Grimacite galoshes of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	auspicious Grimacite gorget of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	steel-toed Grimacite guayabera	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	spinning scandalous toasty Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
1548	mirror twirling lard-coated studded Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
1549	blinking red MSG	0		
1550	nasty second-hand knockoff engagement ring	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
1551	extra-dry drinkable bottle of Domesticated Turkey	5	good	
1552	bad pulsating bottle of Definit	4	decent	
1553	artisanal bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	EPIC	
1554	lousy strong bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	5	decent	
1555	artisanal weak bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2	EPIC	
1556	high-proof tolerable boxed champagne	6	good	
1557	spoiled kumquat	4	crappy	
1558	decent tangerine	4	good	
1559	tonic water	0		
1560	low-calorie normal cocktail onion	1	good	
1561	rotten raspberry	4	crappy	
1562	low-calorie flavorless jittery kiwi	1	decent	
1563	bad huge whiskey bittersweet	4	decent	
1564	weak acceptable mimosette	2	good	
1565	mediocre upside-down red tequila sunset	4	decent	
1566	mediocre zmobie	3	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	drinkable gin and tonic	3	good	
1568	watered-down aged vodka and tonic	2	awesome	
1569	mediocre vodka gibson	3	decent	
1570	bad gibson	3	decent	
1571	delicious parisian cathouse	4	awesome	
1572	smooth rabbit punch	3	awesome	
1573	bad caipifruta	3	decent	
1574	tolerable teqiwila	3	good	
1575	hand-crafted narrow Divine	3	EPIC	
1576	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Gordon Bennett	1	good	
1577	weak special mediocre tangarita	2	decent	Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 35
1578	distilled artisanal mandarina colada	5	EPIC	
1579	irresponsibly strong tolerable gimlet	6	good	
1580	watered-down drinkable twirling brick road	2	good	
1581	smooth fancy distilled vodka stratocaster	5	awesome	Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 15
1582	artisanal practically non-alcoholic blurry mirror Neuromancer	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1583	drinkable tumbling prussian cathouse	3	good	
1584	fortified perfectly mixed Mae West	5	EPIC	
1585	artisanal special Mon Tiki	3	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10
1586	artisanal enchanted teqiwila slammer	3	EPIC	Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 40
1587	normal big fancy twirling Knob lo mein	5	good	Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 40
1588	decent upside-down asparagus lo mein	4	good	
1589	spoiled Knoll lo mein	3	crappy	
1590	adequate lo mein	3	good	
1591	flavorless olive lo mein	4	decent	
1592	huge moldy hot hi mein	6	crappy	
1593	bite-sized bland hi mein	1	decent	
1594	snack-sized spoiled hi mein	2	crappy	
1595	adequate jumbo hi mein	5	good	
1596	adequate enchanted skewed red sleazy hi mein	4	good	Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 50
1597	resourceful Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	double-paned Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	bad tangarita with a fly in it	3	decent	
1601	perfectly mixed red upside-down mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1602	watered-down acceptable prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2	good	
1603	fancy perfectly mixed Mae West with a fly in it	4	EPIC	Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 15
1604	altered purple astronaut ice-cream	1		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	blinking delectable catalyst	0		
1606	dehydrated mirror blurry ultimate wad	1		
1607	non-energized wobbly libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 28
1608	double-alkaline irradiated eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 55
1609	super-modified twirling perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 34
1610	magnetized eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 58
1611	ionized potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 11
1612	modified alkaline skewed concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 14
1613	shaking supercool coffin lid	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1614	greedy satin shield	0		Meat Drop: +20
1615	Cerebral Cloche of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	medical-grade Cerebral Culottes	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	blue razor-sharp savvy Cerebral Crossbow of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	ionized non-altered astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	quadruple-nitrogenated irradiated quantum blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	activated magnetized green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	anodized polarized orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	dry purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	non-enhanced colloidal tumbling pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	blurry raspberry beret of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	manspreader's pixel shield	0		Monster Level: +10
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	mediocre around the world	3	decent	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	galvanized super-warmed lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 62
1638	Vulcanized deionized lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 64
1639	double-oxidized squat lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
1640	pickled ionized huge lotion of stench	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 13
1641	chilled lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 60
1642	aged Grimacite Bock	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	miniature normal jittery wedge of gray cheese	2	good	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	gray stench and sauce	0		
1648	sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	brick	0		Free Pull
1650	milk of magnesium	0		
1651	gigantic bland foie gras	10	decent	
1652	diffused jittery candy brain	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	cyan dog trainer's smooth brainy jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	purple MacGyver's smartaleck's wad of Crovacite	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100
1655	deadly collar of the empath	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5
1656	fuchsia squat White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	jittery Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	huge Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	Radio KoL Keychain of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1662	Radio KoL Antenna Ball of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1663	narrow spinning Oprah's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1664	stanky Radio KoL Maracas	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
1665	Radio KoL Bottle Opener of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1666	slick Radio KoL Patch	0		Moxie: +10
1667	experienced Cat-Herding Prod	0		Experience: +2
1668	star boomerang of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1669	pulsating flame-retardant star stiletto	0		Hot Resistance: +1
1670	blue fraudwort	0		
1671	blue skewed huge shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	knitted rock-hard grave robbing shovel	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +3
1674	yellow friendly superhero mask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	green bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	frightening MacGyver's sword	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5
1680	horrifying staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
1681	jittery bubblewrap sword of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60
1682	reassuring stanky bubblewrap staff	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
1683	friendly supercool bubblewrap crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
1684	bouncing cool styrofoam sword of dire peril	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage: +20
1685	huge greedy flame-wreathed styrofoam staff	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
1686	nasty strapping styrofoam crossbow	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Damage: +5
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	lion tamer's wholesome crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
1689	miser's ribbon	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	tumbling inspector's discarded bottlecap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	gravedigger's Van der Graaf discarded torn-up glove	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	wet bouncing pulsating twirling salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 56
1693	concentrated lime green eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 11
1694	concentrated concentrated upside-down huge Frogade	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 56
1695	ionized quadruple-irradiated spinning papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 46
1696	bite-sized decent fancy skewed royal jelly taco	1	good	Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 50
1697	adequate half-sized tofu taco	2	good	
1698	spoiled maroon jumping bean taco	3	crappy	
1699	stale immense bouncing catgut taco	7	decent	
1700	rotten diet upside-down goat cheese taco	1	crappy	
1701	fancy delicious pr0n taco	3	awesome	Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 20
1702	enhanced blurry alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 66
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	upside-down shingle	0		
1705	flaregun	0		
1706	squat energetic quilted sword of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
1707	bouncing resourceful flypaper staff of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100
1708	twirling Lo Pan's hardy grease gun of terror	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1709	groovy Rosewater's sword of static of incineration	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1710	aromatic electrified Newton's wiffle-flail	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1711	red MacGyver's energetic beefcake's bubble bauble bow	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100
1712	gravedigger's careful resourceful Frost™ brand sword	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10
1713	huge lightning-fast sizzling squeaky staff	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
1714	yellow prompt coward's can cannon of doom	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3
1715	scorching starchy sword	0		Hot Damage: +25
1716	vibrating starchy staff	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1717	banded starchy crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1718	MacGyver's therapeutic pestoblade	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1719	shaking inspector's poutine pole of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15
1720	therapeutic curdflinger of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1721	brawny weightlifter's muculent machete	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20
1722	cool glistening staff of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +100
1723	smartaleck's strapping repeating crossbow	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie Percent: +30
1725	bigger stick	0		
1726	sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	tumbling sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	nippy dense meat sword	0		Cold Damage: +10
1729	blurry Jeselnik's dense meat staff	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1730	blinking wizardly dense meat crossbow	0		Mysticality: +25
1731	nippy rosy-cheeked Fonzie's Spirit Precipice	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
1732	bouncing electrified Socratic smoldering staff of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1733	wobbly foul-smelling hot cross bow of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10
1734	mirror jittery Temple Grandin's dance instructor's sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Alters Page Text
1735	cyan shellacked padded meatspout staff of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7
1736	resourceful fortified Sinatra's carob cannon	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +50
1737	stanky Jim Carey's sage shuddersword	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
1738	steel-toed brainy hairy staff of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100
1739	wool fortified projectile icemaker of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
1740	careful vibrating veiny buffalo blade	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10
1741	rock-hard cheesestick of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +50
1742	boxer's potato pistol of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25
1743	rock-hard savory sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1744	boxer's savory staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1745	lightning-fast savory crossbow	0		Initiative: +40
1746	twirling prompt medical-grade therapeutic Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17
1747	perfumed extremely unsafe soylent staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5
1748	blurry lightning-fast lion tamer's goulauncher	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +40
1749	mirror defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	padded Gnollish pie server	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1751	gray tumbling Gnollish slotted spoon of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
1752	cyan clever Knob Goblin spatula	0		Maximum MP: +20
1753	maroon jack flapper of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1754	huge skewed Da Vinci's filthy pestle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1755	Knob Goblin melon baller of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1756	tumbling huge spoon of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1757	purple pizza cutter of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
1758	wobbly beefcake's star spatula	0		Muscle: +25
1759	blue Sherlock's flame-retardant foon of fulmination	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
1760	wool thinker's foon of frigidity	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
1761	shaking greedy padded foon of foulness	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +20
1762	twirling flame-retardant brainy foon of fearfulness	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +1
1763	Lo Pan's stiffened foon of fleshiness	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30
1764	pulsating Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	blinking Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	shaking mirror Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	huge flavorless special fricasseed brains	8	decent	Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 5
1770	stale brains casserole	3	decent	
1771	greasy butcherknife	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1772	corn holder of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1773	eggbeater of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1774	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong bottle of popskull	9	EPIC	
1775	Newton's dishrag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1776	normal low-calorie stale baguette	1	good	
1777	mirror leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	normal miniature dinner	2	good	
1779	fortified katana	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Synergetic
1780	Fonzie's ram stick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1781	enchantlers of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	Jim Carey's ram-battering staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +25
1783	yummy crazy Turkish delight	3	awesome	
1784	smelly Snow Queen Crown of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	executive rock-hard occult ga-ga radio	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +40
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	anodized huge bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 49
1788	jittery unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	blinking Mob Penguin	0		
1790	tolerable Ram's Face Lager	4	good	
1791	olive ram horns	0		
1792	shaking olive prompt supercharged groovy Travoltan trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	spinning olive shellacked pool cue of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5
1794	nitrogenated ghostly handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 69
1795	squat pulsating Tesla Counterclockwise Watch	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	jittery pile of animal bones	0		
1799	upside-down animal skull	0		
1800	wobbly shaking animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	shaking seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	lime green first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	gray third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	ghostly purple fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	blue ghostly tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	spinning twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	skewed first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	squat wobbly second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	bouncing fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	pulsating first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	lime green fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	skewed sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	twirling seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	bouncing left second rib	0		
1841	pulsating left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	green left fifth rib	0		
1844	blinking left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	wobbly left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	spinning right second rib	0		
1853	squat right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	narrow right fifth rib	0		
1856	right sixth rib	0		
1857	right seventh rib	0		
1858	bouncing right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	right twelfth rib	0		
1863	squat animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	tumbling right clavicle	0		
1868	left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	jittery skewed left radius	0		
1871	squat right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	jittery right ulna	0		
1874	left femur	0		
1875	wobbly right femur	0		
1876	blue left tibia	0		
1877	upside-down right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	skewed cyan right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	yellow spinning left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	upside-down right second front claw	0		
1888	huge right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	jittery left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	skewed left first rear claw	0		
1893	bouncing left second rear claw	0		
1894	blinking left third rear claw	0		
1895	pulsating left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	spinning right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	shaking right third rear claw	0		
1899	shaking right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	ruddy 1-ball	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1901	aromatic 2-ball of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Resistance: +1
1902	narrow wicked 3-ball of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
1903	yellow bouncing hardened Fonzie's 4-ball	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3
1904	tumbling coward's sinister 5-ball	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20
1905	narrow olive greedy supercool 6-ball	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +20
1906	7-ball of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
1907	pulsating huge 8-ball	0		
1910	pulsating lion tamer's ruddy cool clockwork sword	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2
1911	ribald toasty electrified clockwork staff	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1912	arcane researcher's Fonzie's clockwork crossbow of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1913	cyan clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	green clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	jittery wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	jittery English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	narrow shaking bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	wakizashi of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Synergetic
1922	gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	purple KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	olive pulsating scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	skewed fuchsia quilted greaves	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	Van der Graaf brawny helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	aromatic electrified spear	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Breakable
1932	medical-grade shield	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable
1933	tumbling experienced pitchfork	0		Experience: +2
1934	broken sword of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1935	ghostly snarling wolf shield of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Synergetic
1936	Socratic lupine sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Synergetic
1937	forbidden snake shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Synergetic
1938	mirror greedy serpentine sword	0		Meat Drop: +20, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	miser's 9-ball of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10
1941	blue lion tamer's padded seal pendant	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	chaotic turtle brooch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	boxer's noodle ring of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	lightning-fast saucepan earring of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	gray Temple Grandin's disco ball pendant of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	ruddy accordion pin of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	reassuring smartaleck's worn tophat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	upside-down zippy Fonzie's tap shoes	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
1949	normal Manetwich	3	good	
1950	wobbly red mirror bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	weak lousy bottle of Pinot Renoir	2	decent	
1952	flavorless enchanted spinning desiccated apricot	3	decent	Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 10
1953	hand-crafted flute of flat champagne	4	EPIC	
1954	moldy small dehydrated caviar	2	crappy	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	high-proof artisanal snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	9	EPIC	
1957	huge quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	skewed tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	squat can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	diffused alkaline wobbly Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 66
1963	yellow dance card	0		
1964	friendly opera mask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	blinking ghostly miser's greasy Amulet of Yendor	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	squat jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	huge spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	squat nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	ribald wizardly shrimp fork	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10
1973	half of a memo	0		
1974	blurry cocoabo	0		
1975	jittery baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	huge gravy fairy	0		
1980	blurry sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	astral badger	0		
1982	blinking MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	teal snowy owl	0		
1985	narrow scary death orb	0		
1986	cyan mind flayer	0		
1987	squat undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	squat rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	red left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	bouncing Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	blue The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	ghostly Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	spinning Roo trading card	0		
2009	bouncing Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	olive blurry Serenity trading card	0		
2014	yellow Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	maroon diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	yellow cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	moldy cherry pie	3	crappy	
2021	normal tumbling strawberry pie	4	good	
2022	flavorless lemon meringue pie	3	decent	
2023	spinning mirror Genalen™ Bottle	1	crappy	
2024	immense normal mixed wildflower greens	8	good	
2025	spoiled handful of walnuts	3	crappy	
2026	massive delicious bouncing nutty organic salad	10	awesome	
2027	spoiled super salad	3	crappy	
2028	decent gray tofu wonton	3	good	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	razor-sharp Lockenstock™ sandals of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2031	executive didgeridooka	0		Meat Drop: +40
2032	blurry blinking dog trainer's bullet-proof corduroys of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	mirror squat groovy round sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
2034	ghostly wicker shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2035	shaking Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	aerosolized yellow radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 13
2037	deionized wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 65
2038	energized concentrated ghostly ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 28
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	shaking patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	skewed ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	adequate brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4	good	
2046	yummy snack-sized frat brats	2	awesome	
2047	adequate miniature knob ka-bobs	2	good	
2049	watered-down artisanal tumbling can of Swiller	2	EPIC	
2050	narrow broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	blurry reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	market map	0		
2055	blue jittery snake skin	0		
2056	concentrated maroon adder bladder	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 45
2057	pension check	0		
2058	olive picnic basket	0		
2059	modified Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 28
2060	purple bouncing deadly sword of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
2061	studded helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	huge smelly studded shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2063	flavorless half-sized blackberry	2	decent	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	blinking greasy groovy kick-ass kicks	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2067	skewed sake bomb	0		
2068	tequila grenade	0		
2069	squat Jim Carey's beer helmet	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	spinning skewed distressed denim pants of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	perforated battle paddle of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2072	lime green knitted flashing novelty button of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
2073	lightning-fast ribald glowstick	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	Jeselnik's anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
2075	Annie Oakley's spandex anniversary shorts	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	wobbly electrified jar of anniversary jam	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2077	aromatic bucket of anniversary lard	0		Stench Resistance: +1
2078	pulsating bouncing anniversary concrete fedora of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	dangerous stylish makeshift turban	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	makeshift cape of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
2081	thinker's makeshift skirt	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	narrow toothbrush	0		
2083	cyan ghostly makeshift crane	0		
2084	can of starch	0		
2085	denatured skewed bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	denatured bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 35
2087	altered gray tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 15
2088	diffused adjusted squat Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 56
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	olive miser's horrifying Annie Oakley's educational savvy pilgrim shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bouncing bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	vibrating hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2094	rotten massive ballroom blintz	7	crappy	
2095	huge towel	0		
2096	compressed green guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	17-ball of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2098	lime green filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	upside-down bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	shaking greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	cyan ghostly spinning non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	shaking stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	upside-down stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	razor-sharp wheel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	strapping prehistoric spear	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	pulsating crafty quilted fire	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	stylish Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Moxie: +25
2121	wobbly brawny ASCII shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20
2122	spinning wool safety vest of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +1
2123	extremely unsafe eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2125	bouncing Ye Olde Navy Fleece of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2126	blinking Annie Oakley's bronze breastplate of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20
2127	double-paned deadly hat hacker T-shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
2128	lime green vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	squat possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	spinning Samson's killer rag doll	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	Herculean incredibly marionette	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	skewed mad scientist's sock monkey of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	narrow alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	blurry stanky dangerous vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	bouncing toy crazy train of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	blurry razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	blurry toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	mirror toothsome rock	0		
2149	decent upside-down frank	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	spoiled plate of franks and beans	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	bad enchanted shot of blackberry schnapps	3	decent	Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	huge high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	ghostly servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	ghostly bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	olive sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	upside-down gray atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	blinking ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	clever toy ray gun of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	rock-hard educational toy space helmet	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	pulsating MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	greasy astronaut pants of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	red toy jet pack of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	squat triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	upside-down rough stone sphere	0		
2178	flame-retardant obsidian dagger	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2179	blurry archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	lime green chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	ghostly Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	Harold's hammer	0		
2185	double-paned Kiss the Knob apron	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	spinning flask of peppermint oil	1	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	tolerable watered-down tumbling flask of peppermint schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	normal massive bouncing candy stake	8	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	weak hand-crafted eggnog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	jumbo bland fancy unspeakable fruitcake	5	decent	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	spoiled teal gingerbread horror	4	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	cold-filtered but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	flavorless spinning bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	yummy skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	adequate small tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	studded plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	censurious plastic yuletide troll	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	narrow rosewater-soaked plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	lard-coated plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	plastic Scream Queen of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	jittery ghostly time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	scorching Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	blurry knitted flame-wreathed bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	dangerous Crimbo ukulele	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	double-paned educational Tiki lighter	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	banded deck of tropical cards of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	pulsating green cool weightlifter's tropical paperweight	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	electrified Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	wobbly Tropical Crimbo Shorts of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	rotten mirror super ka-bob	3	crappy	
2218	moldy upside-down beer basted brat	3	crappy	
2219	supercharged Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	polymerized tumbling bouncing and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	tumbling Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	wicked liar's pants of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	twirling family-friendly brainy juggler's balls	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	jittery Herculean pink shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	blinking flame-retardant evil eyeball pendant of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	pressed modified arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	dry maroon cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	galvanized pickled bouncing cyan toad horn	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	sizzling bow tie	0		Hot Damage: +10, Clowniness: 75
2234	miser's calavera concertina	0		Meat Drop: +10, Song Duration: 7
2235	brainy ratarang of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 20
2236	altered wet turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 64
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	blurry Newton's pygmy nose-bone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
2239	gravedigger's stiffened bad voodoo mask	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	inspector's pygmy spear	0		Item Drop: +15
2242	non-frozen triple-colloidal pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 67
2243	spinning Herculean headhunter necktie of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2244	tumbling ribald manspreader's pointed stick	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
2245	energetic knobby helmet turtle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	double-paned knobby kneepads	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2247	sewer turtle of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2248	foul-smelling educational sebaceous shield	0		Experience: +1, Stench Damage: +10
2249	red fireproof skeletortoise	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	Oprah's box turtle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2252	box turtle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2253	blinking auspicious bottlecap turtle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10
2254	skewed flame-retardant Fonzie's bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	ribald furry turtle	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	quilted furry earmuffs	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2257	aromatic reinforced furry underpants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
2258	"I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	lion oil	0		
2264	adequate low-calorie stunt nuts	1	good	
2265	small decent wet stew	2	good	
2266	wobbly wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	wobbly personal trainer's Staff of Fats	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2269	rotten sausage wonton	4	crappy	
2270	lightning-fast foul-smelling belt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2271	drinkable strong gray ghostly bottle of Merlot	5	good	
2272	watered-down drinkable bottle of Port	2	good	
2273	hand-crafted bottle of Pinot Noir	3	EPIC	
2274	mediocre boozy blinking bottle of Zinfandel	5	decent	
2275	special mediocre triple-distilled ghostly bottle of Marsala	9	decent	Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 25
2276	drinkable maroon bottle of Muscat	4	good	
2277	Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	spinning Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	dance instructor's seal-skull helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	ghostly petrified noodles	0		
2285	tumbling green chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	dog trainer's glowstick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	maroon paperclip	0		
2290	really house	0		
2291	jittery Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	jittery wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	tumbling cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	blurry vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	ghostly fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	pulsating worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	ionized improved tumbling purple candy heart	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	unsweetened pressed pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	activated candy heart	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	adjusted red candy heart	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	activated candy heart	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	non-magnetized tumbling candy heart	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	mirror candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	squat candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	huge candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	squat carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	Staff of Ed	0		
2326	blinking stone rose	0		
2327	wet oxidized altered can of paint	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 18
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	pulsating bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	super-sized rotten fancy twirling Better Than Cuddling Cake	5	crappy	Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 35
2333	ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	squat friendly crafty pipe	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
2337	lime green rosy-cheeked reinforced beaded headband	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	adequate special pudding	3	good	Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 5, Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	watered-down perfectly mixed Blackfly Chardonnay	2	EPIC	
2340	delicious & tan	3	awesome	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	delicious forest cake	4	awesome	
2343	snack-sized moldy forest ham	2	crappy	
2344	warmed filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 45
2345	vacuum-sealed filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 42
2346	super-denatured deionized non-deionized filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 55
2347	huge heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	upside-down green beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	cyan Sherlock's wholesome fire poi	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25
2353	red chilly bejeweled pledge pin	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2354	bouncing skewed communications windchimes	0		
2355	irradiated cold-filtered blurry henna face paint	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 43
2356	triple-ionized flattened tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 57
2357	upside-down teal lard-coated Oprah's Gaia beads	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	greedy hippy medical kit of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2362	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of the storm of the detective	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +20
2363	sinister cool longhaired hippy wig	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	teal extremely unsafe Zim Merman's guitar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2365	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2366	Da Vinci's peel hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	red carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	banded educational flowing hippy skirt	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	spinning smoke bomb	0		
2372	pulsating bunch of bananas	0		
2373	spoiled half-sized banana	2	crappy	
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	flavorless massive banana cream pie	9	decent	
2376	lousy practically non-alcoholic banana daiquiri	1	decent	
2377	smooth bungle in the jungle	3	awesome	
2378	pulsating wobbly banana spritzer	0		
2379	frozen squat jittery banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 55
2380	upside-down dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	blurry woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	huge upside-down class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	wobbly coward's keg shield of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Damage: +25
2387	blinking frightening finger	0		Spooky Damage: +5
2388	aromatic Annie Oakley's war tongs	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
2389	huge Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	blurry double-paned asbestos apron	0		Cold Resistance: +5
2391	tumbling Socratic beaten-up Chucks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2392	yellow savvy natty ascot	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2393	MacGyver's grievous wreath of laurels	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	occult Danglin' Chad's loincloth of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	spinning tube sock of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	lime green medical-grade energy drink IV	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2399	blurry sinister Elmley shades of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
2400	skewed molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	ghostly quilted Newton's beer bong	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40
2402	mirror gauze garter	0		
2403	huge barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	blinking jam band flyers	0		
2405	shaking rock band flyers	0		
2406	Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	jittery pulsating sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	lint	0		
2415	mirror discarded pacifier	0		
2416	bounty-hunting helmet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	narrow Jim Carey's bounty-hunting rifle	0		Monster Level: +25
2418	bounty-hunting pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	anodized corrupted bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 13
2420	non-galvanized colloidal teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 37
2421	extra-denatured denatured shaking bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 69
2422	nitrogenated irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 24
2423	unsweetened pulsating Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 18
2424	concentrated energized cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 39
2425	enhanced denatured can of spinach	0		Effect: "L'instinct Félin", Effect Duration: 46
2426	electrified quadruple-unsweetened olive jittery fire flower	0		Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 21
2427	electrified vacuum-sealed corrupted narrow huge freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 42
2428	cold-filtered cold-filtered moist blue tumbling blurry fake blood	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 29
2429	nitrogenated upside-down Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 65
2430	warmed upside-down bag of lard	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 53
2431	unsweetened dry bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 20
2432	alkaline ionized SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 52
2433	flattened wet blurry bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 45
2434	adjusted galvanized eyedrops	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 54
2435	triple-frozen pulsating mirror spinning Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 21
2436	adjusted quantum upside-down mirror donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 19
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	tumbling scented massage oil	0		
2439	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	gray twirling Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	spinning yellow mirror zippy pink glowstick of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Supernova Champagne	1	good	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	twirling hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	squat tumbling empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	Rosewater's goatskin umbrella	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2452	wicked personal trainer's wool hat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	spinning nippy crafty belt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2455	bar whip of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2456	vibrating barskin buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2457	blurry ghostly chilly whip	0		Cold Damage: +5
2458	pulsating supercool barskin loincloth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	green smartaleck's tighty whiteys	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	upside-down wobbly yak toupee of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	wobbly Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	gigantic stale bowl of Bounty-Os	8	decent	
2465	mediocre special Oreille Divisée brandy	4	decent	Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 25
2466	cyan pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	bouncing cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	mirror wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	blurry clown skin	0		
2475	narrow careful thinker's clown wig	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	wobbly coward's clownskin belt	0		Monster Level: -20, Clowniness: 50
2477	Herculean clownskin buckler	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Clowniness: 50
2478	skewed MacGyver's clown whip	0		Maximum MP: +100, Clowniness: 50
2479	narrow demon skin	0		
2480	twirling yellow grievous demon-horned hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	gravedigger's demon buckler	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2482	wool demon whip of temperance of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100
2483	electrified barskin cloak	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2484	wicked Samson's snakeskin duster	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +5
2485	chilly steel-toed clownskin harness	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +5, Clowniness: 50
2486	scandalous demonskin jacket of the detective	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
2487	hipposkin poncho of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2488	mirror Tesla yak anorak	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2489	tumbling Annie Oakley's tuxedo shirt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2490	horrifying educational gnauga hide vest	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +25
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	lime green tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	auspicious sinister Necrotelicomnicon	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
2495	lard-coated Cookbook of the Damned of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2496	yellow horrifying forbidden Sinful Desires	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +25
2497	purple molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	olive molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	jittery Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	jittery precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	narrow mansplainer's beach glass necklace	0		Monster Level: +15
2509	spinning tumbling weightlifter's peace-sign necklace	0		Muscle: +15
2510	Lo Pan's round sunglasses of temperance	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2511	blurry Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	gray hardened razor-sharp spark plug earring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
2514	mirror cool thinker's woven baling wire bracelets	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5
2515	healthy gearbox necklace of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20
2516	narrow razor-sharp Fonzie's wrench bracelet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2517	shaking mirror hardy Da Vinci's chain necklace	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50
2518	pulsating sawblade shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2519	acceptable wobbly McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3	good	
2520	drinkable weak melted Jell-o shot	2	good	
2521	boozy smooth cruelty-free wine	5	awesome	
2522	hand-crafted spinning thistle wine	3	EPIC	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	ghostly shaking displaced fish	0		
2525	rotten small fish	2	crappy	
2526	spoiled fish casserole	3	crappy	
2527	spoiled fish lasagna	3	crappy	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	decent super-sized gnatloaf	5	good	
2530	decent upside-down gnatloaf casserole	3	good	
2531	delicious huge lime green gnat lasagna	6	awesome	
2532	pork	0		
2533	huge moldy tumbling pork chop sandwiches	9	crappy	
2534	bite-sized delicious pork casserole	1	awesome	
2535	normal pork lasagna	3	good	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	squat spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	cyan censurious Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	blinking lime green Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	denatured polarized lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	chilled double-moist tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	modified quantum begpwnia	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	wet aerosolized upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	improved tumbling half-orchid	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	pulsating jittery stiffened razor-sharp tin star	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	huge flame-wreathed Oprah's outrageous sombrero	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	smooth beefy "Humorous" T-shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	fuchsia narrow Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	squat vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	shaking gray turtle chain	0		
2554	red distilled seal blood	0		
2555	high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	flame-retardant extremely unsafe Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +60, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	ghostly stanky Squeezebox of the Ages of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	executive Chelonian Morningstar of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	dangerous Sinatra's Hammer of Smiting	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	Jeselnik's stiffened 17-alarm Saucepan	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	squat huge up-at-dawn razor-sharp Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	squat half-rotten brain	0		
2563	bonesaw	0		
2564	teal plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	huge can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	alkaline nitrogenated ant agonist	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 29
2570	teal ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	blinking ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	huge ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	skewed ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	skewed bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	cactus quill of James Dean of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2578	blinking gravedigger's Lo Pan's stylish Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10
2579	bland cactus fruit	3	decent	
2580	shaking aromatic arcane researcher's scorpion whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +1
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	bland cyan tumbling blinking centipede eggs	3	decent	
2584	ghostly red dance instructor's wonderwall shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
2585	huge mirror energetic Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2586	tumbling purple educational General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Experience: +1
2587	yellow sizzling Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	0		Hot Damage: +10
2588	maroon miser's Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Meat Drop: +10
2589	moldy massive hot date	7	crappy	
2590	hand-crafted distilled fortified wine	4	EPIC	
2591	normal fancy tasty tart	3	good	Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 40
2592	blinking Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	decent Knob pasty	3	good	
2594	smooth thermos full of Knob coffee	3	awesome	
2595	diffused warmed pressed fuchsia Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 53
2596	lime green leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	jittery carbonated water lily	0		
2601	squat wizardly Staff of the Midnight Snack of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5
2602	jittery zippy nippy studded Staff of Blood and Pudding	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +20
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	pulsating spinning therapeutic Tuesday's ruby	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Variable
2605	tumbling palm frond	0		
2606	squat ghostly palm-frond fan	0		
2607	friendly palm-frond whip	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2608	upside-down palm-frond net	0		
2609	Lo Pan's palm-frond capris of the detective	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	lard-coated extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	baleful palm-frond cloak	0		Spell Damage: +25
2612	skewed vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	wobbly mirror rocky raccoon	0		
2614	squat mojo filter	0		
2615	rotten savoy truffle	3	crappy	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	boom	0		
2618	purple Iiti Kitty phone charm of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	snack-sized delicious unidentified jerky	2	awesome	
2621	red executive Sinatra's nasty rat mask	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	zippy thinker's ratskin belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2623	clever rattail whip of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2624	mansplainer's strapping bat hat	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	gray resourceful bat whip of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50
2626	mirror fortified Herculean bat-ass jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +60
2627	blinking spinning nippy clever catskin cap	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	blurry rosy-cheeked groovy catskin buckler	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30
2629	upside-down Jack Frost's sharpshooter's tail o' nine cats	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	chilled non-galvanized gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 54
2632	nitrogenated blinking pulsating mother's helper	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 18
2633	shellacked Herculean pat-a-cake pendant	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 7
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	upside-down mirror really thick bandage	0		
2636	red mummy mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	smelly shellacked gauze shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	shaking gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	narrow cherry soda	0		
2640	shaking avaricious smooth greaves	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	Sinatra's cowboy hat of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	Oprah's ruddy Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50
2643	happiness of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2644	wobbly feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	wobbly frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	narrow flirtatious feather	0		
2649	frosty Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2650	blinking bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	shaking pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	stale jumbo blurry S.T.L.T.	5	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	flavorless honey-dew	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	perfectly mixed fortified Xanadian	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	pickled upside-down bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	zippy friendly Drowsy Sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +20
2657	normal escargotsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	artisanal weak bottle of realpagne	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	albatross necklace of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	compressed blinking not-a-pipe	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	hand-crafted triple-distilled ghostly flask of Amontillado	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	dog trainer's ball mask	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	upside-down dog trainer's Can-Can skirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	polarized polarized gray sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	alkaline diffused bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	extra-corrupted cold-filtered nitrogenated bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	quadruple-warmed spiky collar	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	boiled can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	diluted patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	altered Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	artisanal shot of nepenthe schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	blue squat Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	vacuum-sealed olive narrow bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	vaporized ghostly shaking handful of moss	1		
2676	compressed upside-down skewed narrow bit-o-cactus	1		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 30
2677	altered protein powder	1		
2678	tumbling spectre scepter	0		
2679	dry deionized fuchsia twirling sparkler	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 39
2680	frozen ionized tumbling snake	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 47, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	improved electrified pulsating M-242	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 23
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	ribald healthy armgun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10
2685	gray seashell necklace	0		
2686	jittery jittery teal commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	cyan extremely unsafe dangerous groovy dreadlock whip	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2689	pulsating beefcake's beer-a-pult of the cougar	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +20
2690	hale sage cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20
2691	delicious handful of nuts and berries	3	awesome	
2692	purple coward's manspreader's driftwood sculpture	0		Monster Level: -10
2693	massive sitar of extreme caution of incineration	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +50
2694	mansplainer's dance instructor's stone baseball cap of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	mediocre watered-down cup of beer	2	decent	
2696	wobbly ovoid thing	0		
2697	ghostly duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	perfumed Jim Carey's duct tape shirt	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +5
2700	dog trainer's personal trainer's duct tape fedora	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	teal gravedigger's savvy duct tape sword	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10
2702	ghostly Van der Graaf banded duct tape dockers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	cyan Socratic duct tape buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2704	lime green mirror shrinking powder	0		
2705	avaricious beefy blackberry slippers of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2706	Tesla stiffened blackberry moccasins of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2707	jittery Jim Carey's padded dangerous blackberry combat boots	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2708	irradiated skewed funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 33
2709	gray exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	narrow cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	tarnished irradiated pickled huge jittery facepaint	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 42
2712	liquefied sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 43
2713	wet Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 32
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	narrow sausage bomb	0		
2716	wobbly deadly smooth battered hubcap of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2717	flame-retardant grievous savvy hood ornament	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +1
2718	jittery spare kidney	0		
2719	careful baleful hand-carved bokken of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10
2720	lion tamer's brainy hand-carved bow of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2721	reassuring chilly hand-carved staff of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
2722	blinking squat reassuring veiny wicked smartaleck's Staff of the Greasefire	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
2723	olive gravedigger's Jack Frost's Staff of the Grand Flambé of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2724	big spoiled bowl of rye sprouts	5	crappy	
2725	tasty cob of corn	3	awesome	
2726	big rotten maroon juniper berries	5	crappy	
2727	normal plum	4	good	
2728	flavorless super-sized pear	5	decent	
2729	spoiled peach	4	crappy	
2730	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed plum wine	1	EPIC	
2731	irresponsibly strong bad shot of pear schnapps	10	decent	
2732	mediocre weak shot of peach schnapps	2	decent	
2733	flavorless bunch of square grapes	4	decent	
2734	spoiled jumbo bouncing brown sugar cane	5	crappy	
2735	small moldy sandwich of the gods	2	crappy	
2736	aged Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	awesome	
2737	pickled leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	mirror tumbling pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	enhanced ionized skewed panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Abyssal Blood", Effect Duration: 64
2740	slick cool wizardly Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: 15
2741	artisanal watered-down squat boilermaker	2	EPIC	
2742	rotten steel lasagna	4	quest	
2743	acceptable steel margarita	4	quest	
2744	boiled steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 40
2745	alkaline huge gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 21
2746	alkaline super-deionized teal extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 15
2747	chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	vibrating furniture dolly	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2749	bouncing Socratic Herculean Staff of the Grease Trap of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1
2750	Annie Oakley's hardy Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2751	yellow narrow fireproof supercharged Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2752	spinning Jim Carey's Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: 0, Single Equip
2753	Zinc Delta of Tranquility of the scaredy-cat of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2754	wicked smooth Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip
2755	toasty Iron Beta of Industry of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2756	up-at-dawn Annie Oakley's Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2757	twirling dangerous Red Balloon of Valor of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2758	upside-down huge chaotic Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2759	veiny thinker's Blue Diamond of Honesty	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2760	Oprah's Green Clover of Justice of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2761	Da Vinci's Yellow Moon of Compassion of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2762	Orange Star of Sacrifice of the cougar of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
2763	maroon ruddy wicked Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
2764	mansplainer's resourceful studded Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	bowling ball	0		
2767	snack-sized normal Crimbo pie	2	good	
2768	low-calorie tasty fancy pear tart	1	awesome	Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 45
2769	tasty peach pie	3	awesome	
2770	frozen magnetized yellow chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 45
2771	corrupted chilled ghostly handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 24
2772	blinking steamy ruby	0		
2773	lime green glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	cyan Samson's filigreed hamethyst earring of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5
2778	inspector's chilly filigreed hamethyst necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2779	teal shellacked hardened filigreed hamethyst ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 10, Single Equip
2780	skewed steel-toed razor-sharp baconstone earring of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2781	prompt hardy baconstone necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2782	squat veiny Rosewater's slick baconstone ring	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2783	Temple Grandin's hale pulled porquoise earring	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
2784	purple prompt Usain Bolt's pulled porquoise pendant	0		Initiative: +80, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2785	upside-down up-at-dawn Jeselnik's mansplainer's pulled porquoise ring	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2786	blurry tumbling red crafty dangerous Earring of Fire	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2787	wobbly inspector's groovy Pendant of Fire	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2788	horrifying nasty Ring of Fire	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2789	careful rock-hard Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
2790	ghostly razor-sharp Samson's Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
2791	Ice-Cold Beer Ring of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2792	resourceful Oprah's Unspeakable Earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
2793	bouncing aromatic Herculean Choker of the Ultragoth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2794	jittery lightning-fast horrifying The Ring	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2795	nasty Samson's Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2796	lion tamer's Fonzie's Putrid Pendant	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2797	lightning-fast Ring of the Sewer Snake of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
2798	toasty arcane researcher's Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
2799	studded padded Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Damage Absorption: 100, Single Equip
2800	medical-grade healthy Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2801	bouncing blinking vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	spinning flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	deionized unsweetened super-anodized vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 45
2805	Vulcanized energized blurry bouncing vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 56
2806	activated electrified vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 13
2807	triple-Vulcanized flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 26
2808	vacuum-sealed electrified flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 39
2809	non-nitrogenated non-quantum blurry bouncing olive flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 57
2810	cold-filtered dry shaking jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 45
2811	alkaline blurry wobbly jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 18
2812	irradiated tarnished green jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 36
2813	rosy-cheeked Beret of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	asbestos-lined stanky dangerous Bludgeon	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Brimstone
2815	jittery executive cool Bunker of chilblains	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Brimstone
2816	dog trainer's extremely unsafe Boxers of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	experienced groovy Brooch of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	squat tumbling toasty banded thinker's Bracelet	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	curative Grimacite gasmask of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	weightlifter's Grimacite gat of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	sinister Sinatra's Grimacite gaiters	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	mirror MacGyver's razor-sharp Grimacite gauntlets	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	fuchsia beefcake's Grimacite go-go boots of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	ghostly narrow manspreader's curative Grimacite girdle	0		Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	spinning blue family-friendly Grimacite gown	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	ribald Temple Grandin's wholesome Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +10
2827	anniversary gift box	0		
2828	squat loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	toothsome bite-sized digital key lime pie	1	awesome	
2833	moldy spinning star key lime pie	3	crappy	
2834	manspreader's cool strapping bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	beefcake's indie comic hipster glasses	0		Muscle: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	blue shaking twirling up-at-dawn ruddy glowstick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	skewed sharpshooter's Periodical Paintbrush	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only
2840	fortified mediocre bottle of cooking sherry	5	decent	
2841	normal packet of ketchup	3	good	
2842	delicious watered-down accidental cider	2	awesome	
2843	decent purple dire fudgesicle	3	good	
2844	ghostly nasty toasty dog trainer's navel ring of navel gazing of doom	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	pulsating plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	pulsating sharpshooter's Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic wobbly moonberry wine cooler	1	EPIC	
2851	flavorless green fine aged cheddarwurst	4	decent	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	blurry bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	sizzling savvy huge mosquito proboscis	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
2856	quadruple-activated corrupted mirror swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 38
2857	deionized seegar butt	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 48
2858	narrow bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	hale boxer's witch wart	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20
2860	moldy swamp muck	3	crappy	
2861	sharpshooter's electrified leechknife of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	unsweetened pulsating dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 67
2864	mirror stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	narrow zippy beaver spear of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
2866	narrow Socratic shamanic beads of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +20
2867	sharpshooter's wholesome dilapidated wizard hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	dry quadruple-irradiated cold-filtered pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 15
2869	energized quantum nitrogenated red pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 51
2870	diffused quantum pirate tract	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 39
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	yellow shaking ghostly Herculean cool plastic Naughty Sorceress	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1
2873	lime green up-at-dawn Da Vinci's plastic Ed the Undying	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +5
2874	hardy plastic Lord Spookyraven of the sewer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +25
2875	twirling Fonzie's plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2876	razor-sharp plastic protector spectre	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2877	plastic Baron von Ratsworth of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2878	occult plastic Boss Bat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2879	spinning plastic Knob Goblin King of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2880	shaking lion tamer's plastic Bonerdagon	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2881	upside-down flame-retardant plastic The Man	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2882	huge plastic The Big Wisniewski of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2883	blue vibrating plastic Felonia	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2884	plastic Beelzebozo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2885	weightlifter's plastic conservationist hippy	0		Muscle: +15
2886	frosty plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2887	baleful plastic angry bugbear	0		Spell Damage: +25
2888	plastic anime smiley of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2889	wobbly censurious plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2890	blurry blurry greedy plastic astronomer	0		Meat Drop: +20
2891	Van der Graaf plastic beanbat	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2892	groovy plastic blooper	0		Moxie Percent: +10
2893	beefy plastic brainsweeper	0		Muscle: +10
2894	auspicious plastic briefcase bat	0		Item Drop: +10
2895	bouncing healthy plastic demoninja	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2896	tumbling supercool plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2897	spinning curative plastic drunk goat	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2898	greedy plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Meat Drop: +20
2899	plastic Gnollish crossdresser of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2900	brainy plastic handsome mariachi	0		Mysticality: +5
2901	mirror greasy plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2902	narrow weightlifter's plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Muscle: +15
2903	blurry MacGyver's plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Maximum MP: +100
2904	plastic Knott Yeti of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2905	plastic lemon-in-the-box of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2906	Da Vinci's plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2907	avaricious plastic ninja snowman	0		Meat Drop: +30
2908	auspicious plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Item Drop: +10
2909	mirror twirling bouncing plastic G Imp of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2910	twirling red plastic goth of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2911	supercool plastic cubist bull	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2912	studded plastic scary clown	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2913	stylish plastic smarmy pirate	0		Moxie: +25
2914	bouncing plastic spiny skelelton of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2915	coward's plastic Spam Witch	0		Monster Level: -20
2916	pulsating scandalous plastic vampire	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2917	baleful plastic taco cat	0		Spell Damage: +25
2918	banded plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2919	extremely unsafe plastic warwelf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2920	spinning beefy plastic whitesnake	0		Muscle: +10
2921	stylish plastic XXX pr0n	0		Moxie: +25
2922	mirror beefcake's plastic zmobie	0		Muscle: +25
2923	jittery Herculean plastic Protagonist	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2924	pulsating Da Vinci's plastic Spunky Princess	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2925	wobbly sharpshooter's plastic topiary golem	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2926	vibrating plastic senile lihc	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
2927	Lo Pan's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
2928	plastic Gnomester Blomester of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2929	crafty plastic Trouser Snake	0		Maximum MP: +10
2930	avaricious plastic Axe Wound	0		Meat Drop: +30
2931	resourceful plastic Hellion	0		Maximum MP: +50
2932	pulsating arcane researcher's plastic Black Knight	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
2933	wholesome plastic pair of tweezers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2934	blue family-friendly plastic fruit golem	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2935	skewed fortified plastic fluffy bunny	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	narrow skewed squat Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	moldy Surprise Egg	3	crappy	
2941	electrified quantum polarized Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 65
2942	pressed flattened chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 66
2943	non-flattened wobbly Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 60
2945	toasty party hat of terror	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	stanky friendly V for Vivala mask	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	skewed The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	lousy shot of rotgut	4	decent	
2949	double-frozen energized adjusted spinning jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 50
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	sizzling glowstick of incineration	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	huge narrow charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	Annie Oakley's tip jar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
2955	stale small skewed yam candy	2	decent	
2956	cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	spoiled squat tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4	crappy	
2959	censurious rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2960	massive normal single-serving herbal stuffing	6	good	
2961	decent packet of tofurkey gravy	3	good	
2962	delicious upside-down tofurkey nugget	4	awesome	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	blue ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	huge Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	irradiated Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 20
2968	galvanized squat Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 50
2969	flavorless creamsicle	3	decent	
2970	delicious cream stout	4	awesome	
2971	steel-toed Sinatra's curmudgel	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 9
2972	green wobbly grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	shaking mirror rosy-cheeked grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	censurious careful tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2976	perfectly mixed distilled bilge wine	5	EPIC	
2977	spinning lion tamer's witty rapier	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2978	frightening Van der Graaf yohohoyo	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2979	activated green fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 28
2980	blue booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	beefy booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	huge copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	narrow blinking smartaleck's copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie Percent: +30
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	lime green foul-smelling forbidden tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2988	squat bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	upside-down boxer's clingfilm trousers	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	Jim Carey's resourceful clingfilm cap	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	hardened clingfilm slippers	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	normal tiny red vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1	good	
2994	oxidized activated true grit	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 39
2995	jittery flame-wreathed nippy buoybottoms of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	lime green brainy grungy flannel shirt	0		Mysticality: +5
2997	squat scorching chaotic grungy bandana	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	dangerous grassy cutlass	0		Weapon Damage: +10
2999	tumbling Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	pegleg of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip
3002	lard-coated lamé pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	enormous hoop earring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3004	wobbly cool thinker's costume sword	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5
3005	blurry narrow rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	ghostly therapeutic rainbow pearl earring of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	stanky rainbow pearl necklace of horror	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	family-friendly rainbow pearl ring of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	Tesla Herculean Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3010	blue greedy baleful Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	maroon ornate chest	0		
3018	gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	red handful of sawdust	0		
3021	blinking stone triangle	0		
3022	medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	stone pyramid	0		
3025	tolerable olive corpse on the beach	4	good	
3026	high-proof artisanal corpsetini	8	EPIC	
3027	delicious corpsedriver	4	awesome	
3028	fancy boozy drinkable Corpse Island iced tea	5	good	Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 35
3029	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted blinking red-headed corpse	1	super EPIC	
3030	acceptable kamicorpse-ee	3	good	
3031	bad practically non-alcoholic narrow corpsel	1	decent	
3032	weak mediocre corpsebite	2	decent	
3033	squat brainy pirate fledges	0		Mysticality: +5, Look like a Pirate
3034	skewed piece of thirteen	0		
3035	decent big shaking pearl onion	5	good	
3036	bland fancy sea biscuit	3	decent	Effect: "Belch the Rainbow™", Effect Duration: 45
3037	irresponsibly strong acceptable bottle of rum	9	good	
3038	smooth bottle of black-label rum	3	awesome	
3039	huge cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	upside-down metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	shaking metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	bland small spinning nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	snack-sized adequate nanite-infested candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	rotten big nanite-infested fruitcake	5	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	drinkable bouncing nanite-infested eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	mirror El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	mirror experienced eyepatch	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	mirror teal rosewater-soaked cutlass	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3052	lightning-fast breeches	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	huge mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	tarnished non-modified spinning candy heart	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	boiled cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	spinning occult metallic foil cat ears	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	jittery nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	gray iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	squat theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	mirror blinking toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	blurry red cyborg doll of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	spinning skewed sharpshooter's toy maglev monorail	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	mirror dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	spinning toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	shaking laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	tumbling carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	bouncing wobbly purple General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	mirror laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	blurry teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	extremely unsafe marionette collective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	teal blurry ruddy borg sock monkey	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	tumbling blurry aromatic electrified roboduck-on-a-string	0		Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	wobbly mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	tumbling personal trainer's smooth biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	blurry rosewater-soaked C.B.F.G. of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	wicked grievous biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	unsweetened altered olive vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	red handmade hobby horse of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	twirling ball-in-a-cup of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	extremely unsafe set of jacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	yummy skewed laser-broiled pear	4	awesome	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	wobbly executive beefcake's polyalloy shield	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	gray fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	jittery killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	blinking ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	squat rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	family-friendly Lo Pan's vibrating cyborg knife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	manspreader's vibrating immense cyborg hand	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	Tesla crafty padded cyborg stompin' boot	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	squat deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	blinking blinking Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	cyan Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	shaking Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	blue blurry old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	olive divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	wobbly yellow divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	adjusted upside-down fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 42
3125	pressed quadruple-ionized pulsating piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 40
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	mirror sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	decent roasted marshmallow	3	good	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	normal tin cup of mulligan stew	3	good	
3132	brainy flamin' bindle of the detective	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +20
3133	electrified slick freezin' bindle	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3134	blurry flame-wreathed stinkin' bindle of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
3135	upside-down ribald friendly bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +10
3136	maroon Sherlock's sleazy bindle of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
3137	chilly 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		Cold Damage: +5
3138	skewed Annie Oakley's Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
3139	stanky extremely unsafe Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	panhandle panhandling hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	twirling shaking wool cup of infinite pencils	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1
3143	friendly Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	huge El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	shaking El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	jittery sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	vacuum-sealed warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 27
3160	nitrogenated colloidal humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 17
3161	oxidized El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 49
3162	upside-down El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	alkaline activated upside-down seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 21
3169	delicious turtle soup	3	awesome	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	wobbly evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	coward's evil paper umbrella	0		Monster Level: -20
3173	double-pressed non-tarnished evil vihuela	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 41
3174	tiny decent wobbly evil boring spaghetti	1	good	
3175	stale diet maroon evil noodles	1	decent	
3176	adequate evil noodles	4	good	
3177	bland spinning evil painful penne pasta	4	decent	
3178	delicious 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	3	awesome	
3179	adequate small evil ravioli della hippy	2	good	
3180	flavorless evil noodles	3	decent	
3181	triple-boiled evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 57
3182	improved flattened chilled tumbling evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 63
3183	irradiated huge olive evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 41
3184	activated green evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
3185	corrupted quantum green evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 24
3186	altered magnetized deionized evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 66
3187	flattened quadruple-concentrated polymerized twirling evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 38
3188	hand-crafted high-proof an evil sump'm sump'm	6	EPIC	
3189	high-proof artisanal evil ducha de oro	10	EPIC	
3190	practically non-alcoholic artisanal blurry evil horizontal tango	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3191	bad shaking evil roll in the hay	4	decent	
3192	skewed naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	upside-down origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	jittery naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	inspector's origami pasties	0		Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	narrow narrow Jeselnik's grievous origami riding crop of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	shaking lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	ghostly reassuring double-paned smooth KoL Con IV Pole	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	yellow dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	shaking jittery green dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	yellow dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	pulsating unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	blurry dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	squat overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	skewed El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	inspector's shellacked glowstick	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	wobbly sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	lime green gator skin	0		
3222	narrow dog trainer's Sinatra's gatorskin umbrella	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience (familiar): +1
3223	tumbling sewer nuggets	0		
3224	ghostly sewer wad	0		
3225	drinkable spinning bottle of sewage schnapps	3	good	
3226	hand-crafted bottle of Ooze-O	3	EPIC	
3227	flavorless C.H.U.M. chum	3	decent	
3228	adequate jumbo unfortunate dumplings	5	good	
3229	wobbly jittery decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	altered adjusted oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 52
3231	extremely unsafe tattered paper crown	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	tasty gigantic vanilla-frosted king cake	9	awesome	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	spinning Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	twirling Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	narrow Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	cyan Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	shaking Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	chilly occult Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	mirror double-paned beefy Ol' Scratch's ash can of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	sizzling educational Frosty's silk hat	0		Experience: +1, Hot Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	dance instructor's Frosty's carrot of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	tumbling Tesla rosy-cheeked sinister Frosty's nailbat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	green Jim Carey's Oscus's pelt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	reassuring stanky friendly Wand of Oscus	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	Fonzie's Oscus's dumpster waders of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	wobbly inspector's Zombo's skullcap of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	gravedigger's chilly Van der Graaf Zombo's shield	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	Zombo's grievous greaves of Tarzan of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	cyan miser's double-paned coward's Chester's moustache	0		Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	pulsating flame-wreathed Jim Carey's Chester's bag of candy	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	dance instructor's Chester's cutoffs of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	tumbling Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	lime green twirling bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	pulsating cyan bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	yellow blurry bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	irradiated pressed huge handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 13
3269	quantum electrified lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 56
3270	vacuum-sealed handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 36
3271	dangerous crotchety pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	skewed asbestos-lined Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	cool willowy bonnet	0		Moxie: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	yellow black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	avaricious studded belt	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	squat wobbly personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	stick-on eyebrow piercing of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	stale narrow salad	4	decent	
3284	wobbly blurry crafty C.H.U.M. lantern of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Adventures: +7
3285	thinker's C.H.U.M. knife	0		Mysticality: +10
3286	pulsating groovy Frosty's snowball sack	0		Moxie Percent: +10
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	ghostly scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	twirling squat abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	adorable seal larva	0		
3293	huge untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	tumbling friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	unusual disco ball	0		
3297	shaking stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	red wobbly farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	green ghostly jalapeño slices	0		
3302	upside-down stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	tumbling sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	mirror Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	spinning Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	scandalous washboard shield	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	skewed stylish spaghetti-box banjo	0		Moxie: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	up-at-dawn marinara jug	0		Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	skewed makeshift castanets of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	left-handed melodica of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	distilled gray squat epic wad	1	good	
3317	thinker's bottlecap	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
3318	squat electrified corncob pipe	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3319	Mr. Joe's bangles of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3320	Sinatra's frayed rope belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
3321	spinning packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	shaking frightening mayfly bait necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	mirror Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	acceptable jar of fermented pickle juice	3	good	
3326	dehydrated skewed fuchsia narrow voodoo snuff	1	good	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 40
3327	rotten blurry extra-greasy slider	4	crappy	
3328	wobbly crumpled felt fedora of the ox of courage	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	forbidden battered top-hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	shapeless wide-brimmed hat of the ox of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	medical-grade mostly rat-hide leggings of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	squat Samson's hobo dungarees of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	maroon stiffened Sinatra's patched suit-pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	ghostly rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	tumbling up-at-dawn extremely unsafe dead guy's memento	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	rotten bite-sized banquet	1	crappy	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	teal The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	jittery air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	green comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	hand-crafted distilled maroon Ralph IX cognac	5	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	wet moist llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	diet stale twirling upside-down banana-frosted king cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	dance instructor's brown plastic baby	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	pulsating plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	skewed shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	blinking stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	bouncing yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	moldy mole molé	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	irresponsibly strong mediocre Morlock's Mark Bourbon	9	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	super-unsweetened squat squat Climate Colada	0		Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	warmed chilled digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	huge interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	diluted tumbling shaking glimmering roc feather	1	EPIC	Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	compressed squat glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	denatured glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	twisted ghostly jittery glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	mixed tumbling shaking gray glimmering raven feather	1		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	modified glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	gray house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	bouncing Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	shaking Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	huge Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	tumbling rock-hard Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3381	smartaleck's Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Thorns: 1
3382	lightning-fast smelly Ol' Scratch's manacles of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
3383	tumbling prompt wholesome Chester's sunglasses of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3384	mirror shellacked banded Chester's muscle shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7
3385	crafty occult Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
3386	Sherlock's ruddy Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +25
3387	healthy Zombo's skull ring of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	careful Frosty's arm of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -25
3390	avaricious dance instructor's Staff of the Deepest Freeze of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30
3391	olive Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	padded Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	skewed medical-grade wholesome Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	up-at-dawn Jeselnik's Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	fortified arcane researcher's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	reassuring Hodgman's bow tie of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3398	fancy acceptable Hodgman's blanket	4	good	Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 50
3399	watered-down smooth jar of squeeze	2	awesome	
3400	decent bowl of fishysoisse	3	good	
3401	irradiated pressed skewed deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 46
3402	tarnished super-liquefied concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 54
3403	shaking lewd playing card	0		
3404	squat supercool boxer's deck of lewd playing cards of extreme caution	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25
3405	jittery flame-wreathed Hodgman's sock	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
3406	stylish Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Moxie: +25
3407	Hodgman's almanac of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3408	coward's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Monster Level: -20
3409	Hodgman's garbage sticker of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3410	Van der Graaf Hodgman's detector	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3411	stiffened Hodgman's cane	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3412	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	gray Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	quantum sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 41
3423	adjusted energized tarnished frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 36
3424	altered fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 68
3425	ionized extra-aerosolized garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 68
3426	super-denatured tumbling strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 56
3427	twirling roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	energized Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 33
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	pulsating upside-down cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	upside-down thinker's stirring stick of the storm	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3436	supercharged hale dangerous Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3437	squat Oprah's Da Vinci's slick Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50
3438	rock-hard Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	boiled jittery prismatic wad	1	good	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	smooth club of the five seasons	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	hardy rainbow crossbow	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	jittery kitten	0		
3444	twirling webbed comic mask of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	shaking red huge groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	knitted horrifying six-rainbow shield	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	maroon twirling cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	narrow yellow cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	scandalous trusty torch	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	jittery Junior Adventurer's merit badge of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3458	alkaline spinning STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 19
3459	artisanal green blurry white-label gin	3	EPIC	
3460	tiny normal purple tin rations	1	good	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	terrible poem	0		
3463	strong tolerable bottle of sake	5	good	
3464	huge perfumed round pebble	0		Stench Resistance: +5
3465	spoiled Bash-Ōs cereal	4	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	twirling fuchsia flame-wreathed lion tamer's therapeutic haiku katana	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	spinning cool plastic baby	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	adequate half-sized blurry blueberry-frosted king cake	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	fuchsia damp boot	0		
3472	coward's brainy Seasonal Beret of courage	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	aerosolized vacuum-sealed cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 19
3475	galvanized maroon blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 46
3476	galvanized dry plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 26
3477	ionized pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 38
3478	deionized wobbly skewed peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 58
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	teal jittery spinning eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	improved altered dry glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 21
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	spoiled huge narrow blurry beefy fish meat	10	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	toothsome bite-sized narrow glistening fish meat	1	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	spoiled blurry slick fish meat	3	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	huge hale fish scimitar of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +20
3493	mirror friendly dance instructor's fish stick	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3
3494	inspector's supercharged fish bazooka	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15
3495	extra-activated Vulcanized tumbling sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 45
3496	cold-filtered bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 24
3497	hand-crafted fortified bottle of Pete's Sake	5	EPIC	
3498	wobbly invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	narrow beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	snack-sized rotten twirling canapés	2	crappy	
3502	compressed thermos of brew	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	lousy blurry glass of brandy	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	LWA ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3506	blurry ghostly LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	scratch 'n' sniff sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	bouncing scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	jittery fireproof dangerous ganger bandana	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	eelskin hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	spinning mirror blurry rosy-cheeked eelskin pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	blue flame-wreathed eelskin shield	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	narrow Rosewater's shark tooth necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
3522	green Herculean smartaleck's shark jumper	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1
3523	concentrated shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 12
3524	modified eel battery	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 45
3525	activated ionized colloidal twirling temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 48
3526	reassuring scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	pulsating mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	pulsating mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	cyan pulsating ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	skewed cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	spinning plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	squat plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	rosewater-soaked depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	flame-retardant rock-hard depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	upside-down resourceful Sinatra's depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	lime green personal trainer's depleted Grimacite grappling hook of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	hardened dance instructor's depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	lime green gravedigger's toasty depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	rosewater-soaked chilly depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	blinking double-paned KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	olive propeller beanie of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	miser's cool straw hat of horror	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	red frosty wholesome Herculean octopus's spade	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
3553	soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	adequate sea carrot	3	good	
3556	spoiled miniature huge sea cucumber	2	crappy	
3557	stale teal sea avocado	3	decent	
3558	bland sea lychee	3	decent	
3559	spoiled sea tangelo	4	crappy	
3560	moldy huge sea honeydew	7	crappy	
3561	alkaline pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 24
3562	extra-electrified pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 42
3563	frozen pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 23
3564	watered-down acceptable purple wobbly berry-infused sake	2	good	
3565	acceptable wobbly citrus-infused sake	4	good	
3566	extra-dry bad melon-infused sake	5	decent	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	gray MacGyver's quilted slick sponge helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	experienced brainy spongy shield of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20
3570	red censurious MacGyver's stylish square sponge pants	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	blue flytrap pellet	0		
3572	baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	shaking six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	fuchsia wobbly slimy chest	0		
3575	sand dollar	0		
3576	shaking skewed flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	bland wobbly rice	3	decent	
3584	half-sized flavorless green irradiated candy cane	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	stale immense gingerbread mutant bugbear	9	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	artisanal watered-down green oozenog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	irradiated polarized sugar plum	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	quantum liquefied sugar banana	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	irradiated sugar lime	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	oxidized vacuum-sealed altered sugar cherry	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	reassuring mansplainer's Mer-kin hookspear	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Drops Meat
3592	wobbly Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	narrow Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	chilled pulsating Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 29
3596	bouncing imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	wobbly red imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	stanky Jack Frost's moist sailor's cap of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	shaking baleful speargun	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
3601	compass of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	blurry porthole	0		
3604	teal rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	lime green gravedigger's dance instructor's diving helmet of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	twirling huge auspicious aerated diving helmet of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	red das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	frozen sea grease	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 49
3612	jittery sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	twirling mirror rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	diffused galvanized energized blinking unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	wobbly narrow mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	green gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	parasitic claw of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	parasitic tentacles of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	ruddy parasitic headgnawer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	executive parasitic strangleworm	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	aerosolized quadruple-enhanced ghostly blurry Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	ghostly vibrating elven socks of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	nasty forbidden elven gloves	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	ghostly chilly Fonzie's festive holiday hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	mansplainer's baleful patent shoes	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	jittery upside-down Newton's gray bow tie of bravery	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	tumbling rosewater-soaked dangerous penguin thesaurus	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	yummy blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	awesome	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	spinning skewed seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	cyan dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	distilled drinkable canteen of wine	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	immense decent elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	10	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	normal toast with jam	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	aged gray elven moonshine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	half-sized normal knuckle sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	personal trainer's psycho sweater	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	plastic Mob Penguin of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	bouncing plastic mutant elf of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	plastic fat stack of cash of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	nippy plastic strand of DNA	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	mirror Samson's Putty mitre	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	blinking spinning gravedigger's rosy-cheeked Putty leotard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	experienced Putty ball	0		Experience: +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	resourceful brainy Putty snake of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	tumbling glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of wisdom of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	fuchsia banded glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	hardy glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	squat Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	adequate can of franks 'n' beans	4	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	irresponsibly strong acceptable jittery bottle of peppermint schnapps	10	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	mirror Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	olive Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	tumbling gravedigger's diving muff	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
3678	tolerable salinated mint julep	3	good	
3679	blinking ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	narrow twirling globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	purple skewed map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	yummy mirror tempura carrot	3	awesome	
3685	diet tasty tempura cucumber	1	awesome	
3686	miniature bland olive tempura avocado	2	decent	
3687	snack-sized bland sea broccoli	2	decent	
3688	normal cyan sea cauliflower	3	good	
3689	bland tempura broccoli	4	decent	
3690	bland tempura cauliflower	3	decent	
3691	normal shaking sea blueberry	4	good	
3692	tasty jumbo sea persimmon	5	awesome	
3693	oxidized anodized pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 48
3694	aerosolized pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 56
3695	curative Mer-kin digpick	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	skewed velcro ore	0		
3699	twirling teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	narrow marine aquamarine	0		
3703	upside-down valve wheel	0		
3704	upside-down mirror waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	greedy friendly velcro broadsword of the sewer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
3706	manspreader's curative groovy velcro paddle ball	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3707	jittery fuchsia blurry sinister velcro shield of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3708	Usain Bolt's nippy stiffened velcro boots	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
3709	upside-down blurry thinker's non-stick pugil stick of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15
3710	Herculean teflon spatula of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5
3711	jittery frightening rosy-cheeked teflon shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
3712	teflon swim fins of the pedagogue of courage	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
3713	Rosewater's 7-inch discus of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3
3714	coward's PVC staff of the glutton of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
3715	blinking coward's Newton's weightlifter's vinyl shield	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -20
3716	ghostly asbestos-lined sinister vinyl boots of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3717	fuchsia decaying oar	0		
3718	upside-down fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	mirror tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	skewed Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	nippy glass gnoll eye	0		Cold Damage: +10
3732	electrified extra-alkaline alkaline cigar butt	0		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 40
3733	shellacked manly bloomers of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	groovy brawny handwarmer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Single Equip
3737	fortified baleful lighter	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +60
3738	toothsome packet of beer nuts	3	awesome	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	nitrogenated twirling tumbling jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 49
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	shaking skewed fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	spinning mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	galvanized super-ionized blinking concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 25
3750	Fonzie's vampire pearl earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
3751	snack-sized yummy chocolate chip brownies	2	awesome	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	vacuum-sealed diffused blinking love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	dry shaking love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	pickled double-ionized skewed love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	non-nitrogenated deionized love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	Vulcanized flattened skewed love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	corrupted blurry love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	flattened aerosolized breath mint	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 11
3761	zippy vampire pearl ring	0		Initiative: +20, Single Equip
3762	scandalous vampire pearl necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
3763	drinkable slug of vodka	3	good	
3764	acceptable tumbling slug of rum	3	good	
3765	artisanal distilled slug of shochu	5	EPIC	
3766	perfectly mixed screwdiver	3	EPIC	
3767	irresponsibly strong drinkable dew yoana lei	9	good	
3768	smooth lychee chuhai	3	awesome	
3769	tolerable salacious screwdiver	4	good	
3770	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong dew yoana salacious lei	10	EPIC	
3771	aged shaking salacious lychee chuhai	4	awesome	
3772	acceptable Alewife&trade; Ale	3	good	
3773	wobbly seaode	0		
3774	map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	jittery ghostly Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	blurry veiny hardened pink pinkslip slip	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	MacGyver's steel-toed sea salt scrubs	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP: +100
3778	gray auspicious toasty beefy amber aviator shades	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
3779	polymerized Vulcanized improved huge upside-down hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 26
3780	mirror Jim Carey's chaotic nurse's hat of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	pulsating blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	mixed bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	boiled bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	shaking smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	narrow wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	red crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	spinning Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	blurry crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	cyan charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	huge toasty medical-grade occult Mer-kin roundshield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3804	upside-down rosewater-soaked stylish Mer-kin breastplate	0		Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
3805	spinning wholesome Samson's Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	ionized Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 61
3808	Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	tasty chocolate-frosted king cake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	plastic baby of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	ghostly skewed half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	bland small sea radish	2	decent	
3818	squat halibut of the pedagogue of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	dog trainer's water-polo mitt	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
3821	warmed magnetized syringe	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 44
3822	shaking wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	irradiated super-warmed wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 65
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	green Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	Grandma's Map	0		
3829	spoiled tempura radish	4	crappy	
3830	lard-coated water-polo cap	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	practically non-alcoholic delicious Typical Tavern swill	1	awesome	
3832	artisanal weak tropical swill	2	EPIC	
3833	mediocre fancy watered-down blurry fruity girl swill	2	decent	Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 40
3834	weak artisanal blended swill	2	EPIC	
3835	gray costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	shaking wool wholesome brainy Elvish sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	jittery wobbly energetic anniversary safety glass vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
3838	green pulsating arcane researcher's anniversary burlap belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3839	clever anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Maximum MP: +20
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	yellow wobbly savvy anniversary pewter cape	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
3842	blurry Socratic out-of-tune biwa	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3843	stylish dented harmonica	0		Moxie: +25
3844	skewed reassuring Jeselnik's magic whistle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
3845	Sinatra's plastic blowgun	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
3846	Lo Pan's electrified wizardly jungle drum	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3847	narrow yellow miser's hippy bongo	0		Meat Drop: +10
3848	mirror knob bugle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
3849	family-friendly 4-dimensional guitar of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3850	up-at-dawn boxing glove	0		Adventures: +5
3851	upside-down educational slick boxing glove on a spring of courage	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Spooky Resistance: +3
3852	Tesla half-sized guitar of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3853	cyan extremely unsafe razor-sharp bass drum	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125
3854	fuchsia pixel boomerang of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3855	supercharged baleful Sinatra's world's smallest violin	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +30
3856	perfumed thinker's beefy ocarina of space	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +5
3857	skewed a butt tuba of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
3858	blue wool bone flute	0		Cold Resistance: +1
3859	infernal fife of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3860	narrow dog trainer's charming flute	0		Experience (familiar): +1
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	grievous grass whistle of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
3863	huge plastic guitar of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25
3864	lion tamer's finger cymbals	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3865	toasty kettle drum of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5
3866	chaotic double-barreled sling of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3867	spinning lion tamer's electrified magilaser blastercannon	0		Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3868	shaking beefcake's hanky&#363; of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	shaking beefy ultimate ultimate frisbee of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: -25
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	fortified cool office-supply crossbow	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60
3872	red perfumed pocket theremin	0		Stench Resistance: +5
3873	narrow scandalous rave whistle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	narrow shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	twirling hellseal brain	0		
3877	narrow tumbling burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	pulsating hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	medical-grade dangerous fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	encoded cult documents	0		
3883	teal cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	tarnished pressed blue vial of slime	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 42
3886	enhanced tumbling vial of slime	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 14
3887	super-moist vial of slime	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 17
3888	unsweetened vial of slime	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 57
3889	ionized improved blinking lime green vial of slime	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 19
3890	aerosolized vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 15
3891	warmed spinning tumbling vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 68
3892	super-adjusted anodized blurry green vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 25
3893	corrupted concentrated jittery vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 14
3894	flattened vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 39
3895	vacuum-sealed upside-down vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 48
3896	Vulcanized enhanced narrow blinking vial of slime	0		Effect: "Ichorous Eyesight", Effect Duration: 49
3897	galvanized vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 15
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	blue figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	upside-down figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	shaking jittery figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	cyan huge figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	twirling figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	mirror imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	bad blended swill with a fly in it	3	decent	
3914	blue turtle wax	0		
3915	coward's turtle wax shield	0		Monster Level: -20
3916	stylish turtle wax helmet	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	turtle wax greaves of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	squat smartaleck's meat shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30
3919	huge turtlemail bits	0		
3920	wholesome turtlemail coif of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	stylish turtlemail breeches of the empath	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	squat lightning-fast auspicious turtlemail hauberk	0		Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +40
3923	green hedgeturtle	0		
3924	dog trainer's spiky turtle helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	spiky turtle shoulderpads of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	double-paned Rosewater's spiky turtle shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	aerosolized lime green tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 66
3931	skewed lard-coated severed flipper of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	shaking ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	Jim Carey's educational bad-ass club	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	ionized hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Mentalism", Effect Duration: 58
3936	colloidal dry electrified blurry pulsating scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 32
3937	chilled blurry fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 38
3938	club of corruption of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	corrupt club of corruption of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	occult corrupt club of corrupt corruption	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	Oprah's banded extremely unsafe evil-ass club	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	maroon narrow toasty lion tamer's nasty-ass club of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	upside-down frightening infernal toilet brush of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	manspreader's shadowy seal eye of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	tumbling shellacked oyster egg balloon	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3946	bouncing Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	narrow Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	ghostly key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	mirror teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	lime green crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	tumbling upside-down Newton's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
3959	spinning rosewater-soaked garish pinky ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3
3960	experienced designer sunglasses	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
3961	upside-down fortified opera glasses of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	skewed cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	denatured altered cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 15
3966	banded hot-ass club of the storm of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	forbidden frigid-ass club of incineration of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	miser's wholesome weightlifter's creepy-ass club	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	non-colloidal cold-filtered huge sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 19
3970	ghostly tumbling manspreader's Abyssal ember of incineration	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	quantum wobbly bouncing frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 49
3972	avaricious Jim Carey's seal spine	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	denatured tarnished seal lube	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 44
3974	Jack Frost's mannequin leg of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	razor-sharp padded tortoise of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
3976	perfumed healthy tortoboggan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	fuchsia greedy manspreader's painted shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20
3979	gray sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	bouncing shell	0		
3981	green torquoise	0		
3982	crafty rock-hard torquoise ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
3983	tumbling dueling turtle	0		
3984	huge dueling banjo of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100
3985	soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	supercool groovy samurai turtle helmet	0		Moxie Percent: 30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	olive turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	auspicious turtle shell helmet	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	blinking slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	jittery security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	ghostly bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	bouncing boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	mixed agua de vida	1	decent	Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	squat weightlifter's tortoboggan shield of the brute	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +30
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	vibrating soup-chucks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
4005	polymerized pulsating ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 69
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	skewed blue memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	jittery squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	vibrating piece of rebar of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25
4021	Herculean shovel of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4022	flame-wreathed smooth necklace of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10
4023	wobbly manspreader's supercharged wholesome speargun	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10
4024	mansplainer's compass of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100
4025	zippy helmet of extreme caution of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	shaking healthy stylish lantern of temperance	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4027	rosewater-soaked healthy greaves of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	skewed avaricious friendly Annie Oakley's club	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +30
4029	memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	ghostly memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	bouncing memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	adequate upside-down slimy sweetbreads	3	good	
4038	mediocre slimy fermented bile bladder	3	decent	
4039	mixed blurry slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 40
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	Jeselnik's clever pig-iron helm	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	toasty dangerous pig-iron shinguards	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	crafty pig-iron bracers of Leguizamo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	shaking blinking twirling wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	skewed Usain Bolt's wumpus-hair whip	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	Usain Bolt's fireproof wumpus-hair wig of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	vibrating banded forbidden wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	up-at-dawn flame-wreathed wumpus-hair sweater	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	Tesla ring of teleportation	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	perfectly mixed White Hyborian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	wobbly ghostly steel-toed goblin hunting spear	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	smelly Annie Oakley's goblin autoblowgun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	electrified tribal beads	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	stone fist of vim and vigor of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	smartaleck's stone head	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	narrow Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	spinning Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	mirror Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	blinking skewed essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	shaking blinking essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	teal essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	spinning Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	skewed fuchsia coward's smooth villainous scythe	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -20, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	yellow wicked baneful bandolier of chilblains	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	chilly diabolical crossbow of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	malevolent medallion of wisdom of bravery	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	electrified Herculean corrosive cowl	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	executive grisly shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	wobbly vibrating corroded breeches of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	maroon asbestos-lined pernicious cudgel of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	bland cupcake-in-a-cup	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	spinning pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	big tasty protein paste	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	spinning inspector's Herculean cyber-mattock	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	bouncing facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	pulsating blinking X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	aerosolized neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	ionized vacuum-sealed physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	mirror slimy cyst	0		
4095	upside-down executive peawee marble	0		Meat Drop: +40
4096	blue manspreader's brown crock marble	0		Monster Level: +10
4097	China marble of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
4098	Herculean lemonade marble	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
4099	blurry sizzling bumblebee marble	0		Hot Damage: +10
4100	narrow fuchsia double-paned jet bennie marble	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4101	nippy thinker's beige clambroth marble	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Damage: +10
4102	knitted steely marble	0		Cold Resistance: +3
4103	sizzling frosty hale beach ball marble	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10
4104	stylish catseye marble	0		Moxie: +25
4105	bumboozer marble of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4106	skewed stanky chamoisole	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
4107	chilled red bitter pill	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 31
4108	Jack Frost's Oprah's monstrous monocle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	twirling Annie Oakley's personal trainer's musty moccasins	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	inspector's personal trainer's molten medallion	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	greedy Van der Graaf brazen bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	Socratic bitter bowtie of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	jittery avaricious bewitching boots	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	greasy Jack Frost's cool rickety unicycle	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4117	Socratic brawny crusty hula hoop of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4118	pulsating fireproof nippy Rosewater's Coily&trade;	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
4119	teal wool experienced school flying disc of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1
4120	boxer's lawn dart of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15
4121	banded dance instructor's wagon of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +100
4122	wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	twirling flame-wreathed occult Herculean crown-shaped beanie	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	arcane researcher's Newton's hopping socks of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
4125	miser's wicked poodle skirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	ghostly blue curative supercool letterman's jacket of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4127	chaotic Van der Graaf hardened slime hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	healthy fortified hardened slime pants of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	red friendly brawny hardened slime belt of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
4130	empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	mixed twirling boot plant	1	decent	Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	high-proof lousy sham champagne	6	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	ionized mirror tempura air	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 41
4134	modified narrow pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 20
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	frightening stiffened occult strapping Bag o' Tricks	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	twirling a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	pulsating a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	yellow a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	boxer's funny paper hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	aerosolized ionized non-energized olive sand	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 34
4147	deadly arcane researcher's charged magnet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	frozen dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	ionized alkaline pulsating Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 51
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	huge red gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	olive rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	weak hand-crafted wobbly pebblebr&auml;u	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	yummy snack-sized rocky road ice cream	2	awesome	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	skewed extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	vacuum-sealed children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 26
4164	super-frozen Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 63
4165	gravedigger's scorching extremely unsafe Staff of the Soupbone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
4166	Voluminous Radio Pants of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	green supercool Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	tumbling medical-grade Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
4169	4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	lime green rock helmet of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	Herculean rock pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	blurry manspreader's rock necklace	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	bouncing Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	Rosewater's sugar shotgun	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	horrifying sugar shillelagh	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	blurry manspreader's sugar shank	0		Monster Level: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	mirror vibrating therapeutic slick sugar chapeau	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	narrow rosy-cheeked sugar shorts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	lime green spinning twirling sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	blinking slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	slime convention pin of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4188	shaking slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	inverse geode	0		
4190	maroon control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	yellow rosy-cheeked sugar shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	blinking tumbling blurry sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	narrow rave visor	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	blurry smartaleck's baggy rave pants	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	ghostly red pacifier necklace of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	huge ghostly yellow sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	huge Sherlock's groovy sea cowboy hat of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	skewed grouper fangirl	0		
4201	gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	twirling Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	mirror family-friendly brand new key of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4207	supercharged dorsal fin	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4208	maroon skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	bouncing roller skate decoy	0		
4211	bouncing mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	aromatic beefcake's skate blade	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
4214	spangly unitard	0		
4215	collapsible baton of James Dean of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4216	maroon wobbly groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	electrified quadruple-galvanized anodized groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 53
4219	inspector's sage skate board	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15
4220	S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	curative yield shield	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	jittery map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	blue squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	tumbling unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	twirling roller skate doll	0		
4226	skewed spinning greasy Star of Bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	blinking upside-down ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	blinking ghostly grievous pat&eacute; knife	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
4235	skewed salt-shaker	0		
4236	shaking can of sterno	0		
4237	jittery olive cheese-slicer of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
4238	flavorless beef jerky	3	decent	
4239	olive mirror hardy pipe wrench	0		Maximum HP: +50
4240	corrupted gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 42
4241	lard-coated sleep mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	sinister sock garters	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4243	colloidal super-enhanced ghostly mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
4244	inspector's leather-bound tome	0		Item Drop: +15
4245	bookmark	0		
4246	narrow dog trainer's ivory cue ball	0		Experience (familiar): +1
4247	delicious practically non-alcoholic special decanter of fine Scotch	1	awesome	Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 50
4248	pickled skewed expensive cigar	1		
4249	tumbling tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	bouncing fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	electrified skewed vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 11
4253	cold-filtered colloidal purple upside-down potion of speed	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 65
4254	blinking skewed bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	tarnished sap	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	delicious chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	acceptable mulled cider	3	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	spinning pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	maroon mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	therapeutic bark boxers	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	Samson's bark beret	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	bark bracelet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
4267	shaking Sinatra's Herculean Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	wobbly yellow lion tamer's deadly Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	dangerous Angelhair Culottes of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	teal upside-down Lo Pan's studded Newman's Own Trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	shaking horrifying Volartta's bellbottoms of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	toasty chilly Lederhosen of the Night	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	flattened dry tumbling ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	bouncing Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	foul-smelling Jim Carey's resourceful Underworld truncheon	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	foul-smelling electrified Staff of the Woodfire of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	inspector's scandalous Underworld flail of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	jittery Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	shaking lion tamer's Herculean Mer-kin bunwig	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	yellow lard-coated studded dance instructor's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	red perfumed crappy Mer-kin tailpiece of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	cyan frosty occult personal trainer's Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	dangerous Mer-kin scholar mask of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	jittery experienced Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	smelly Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of wisdom of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	curative personal trainer's smartaleck's Mer-kin headguard	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	teal bouncing Jack Frost's Mer-kin waistrope	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
4290	knitted baleful Mer-kin facecowl of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3
4291	Temple Grandin's Mer-kin thighguard	0		Familiar Weight: +7
4292	olive ribald Lo Pan's educational Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Experience: +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	scorching healthy steel-toed Mer-kin dragnet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	perfumed chaotic Oprah's Mer-kin switchblade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	green depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	blinking censurious Sinatra's smartaleck's Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	avaricious family-friendly Brand of Violence of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	blurry frosty forbidden Newton's Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4300	yellow mirror veiny Lens of Violence of the cougar of chilblains	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	medical-grade Samson's Pigsticker of Violence of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4302	jittery skewed prompt supercharged stiffened Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	blurry reassuring therapeutic stylish Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	lime green wool medical-grade Da Vinci's Girdle of Hatred	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	ribald Staff of Simmering Hatred of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100
4306	twirling tumbling censurious forbidden Pantaloons of Hatred of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	avaricious sizzling brawny Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4308	spinning up-at-dawn studded weightlifter's Lens of Hatred	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	green bouncing manspreader's forbidden Treads of Loathing of chilblains	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	aromatic frightening foul-smelling Scepter of Loathing	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Cloathing
4311	blinking gray family-friendly chilly careful Belt of Loathing	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	Usain Bolt's stiffened Goggles of Loathing of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +80, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	purple censurious wholesome Stick-Knife of Loathing of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Cloathing
4314	red hale Da Vinci's Jeans of Loathing of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	Annual Ascot of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
4316	pulsating ghostly manspreader's Annie Oakley's sinister Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	lime green gravedigger's resourceful Oprah's Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	Jack Frost's smooth Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	lightning-fast smelly Samson's Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	blurry family-friendly perfumed Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	flame-wreathed chilly wizardly beefy The Trickster's Trikitixa	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	zippy therapeutic Claw of the Infernal Seal of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	Usain Bolt's weightlifter's Garter of the Turtle Poacher of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	reassuring Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	healthy stiffened Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	Annie Oakley's banded Bling of the New Wave of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	scandalous Da Vinci's La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez of the dark arts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	jittery bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	stale ghostly candy kneecapping stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	toothsome licorice garrote	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	upside-down candy knuckles of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	decent jawbruiser	4	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	vacuum-sealed pressed chocolate car	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	Jack Frost's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	friendly plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	plastic stocking mimic of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	mirror rock-hard plastic Don Crimbo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	plastic Crimbomination of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	Vulcanized double-warmed Piddles	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	frozen BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	improved ionized colloidal upside-down upside-down Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	purple gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	brainy snow hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	snow pants of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	shaking blurry stylish snow belly	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	narrow bouncing Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	jittery A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	jittery purple A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	adequate gigantic expired can of franks 'n' beans	9	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	enchanted mediocre weak lime green expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	decent	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	huge snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	shaking elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	activated moist jittery elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	snack-sized moldy penguin focaccia bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	tolerable ghostly herringcello	4	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	hand-crafted weak elven cellocello	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	pulsating teal handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	ghostly squat chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	purple spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	squat Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	cyan mirror throwing wrench of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	skewed family-friendly pair of bolt cutters	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	zippy poison pen	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	mansplainer's speed limit shield	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	shaking Rosewater's brawny live wire	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	wobbly censurious steel-toed misfit dolly	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	quilted occult misfit hobby horse	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	cyan Annie Oakley's sinister misfit teddy bear	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	crafty deadly pocketwatch on a chain	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	bouncing lime green Van der Graaf experienced cement sandals	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	scorching fortified night-vision goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	mirror peanut brittle shield of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	tumbling greasy Herculean Red Rover BB gun	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	scorching red-and-green sweater	0		Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	blue Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	dry unsweetened Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	improved red Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	double-boiled Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	bouncing Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	groovy cheese sword	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	supercool cheese diaper	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	skewed cheese wheel of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	ghostly Tesla cheese eye	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	gray Jim Carey's experienced Staff of Queso Escusado of the dark arts	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	huge foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	narrow Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	twirling narrow Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	snack-sized normal quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	weak acceptable jittery Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	manspreader's sealhide hood	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	Sherlock's sealhide leggings	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	double-paned sealhide cloak	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4418	spinning yellow asbestos-lined sealhide buckler	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4419	yellow beefcake's sealhide whip	0		Muscle: +25
4420	spinning sealhide moccasins of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
4421	lard-coated sealhide gloves	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4422	cyan nippy sealhide belt	0		Cold Damage: +10
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	puzzling trophy	0		
4425	modified denatured purple sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 49
4426	hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	olive clever glowstick on a string	0		Maximum MP: +20, Raveosity: +1
4429	teal Herculean candy necklace	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	tumbling teddybear backpack of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	tarnished double-chilled invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	triple-energized bouncing irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	nitrogenated irradiated irritability potion	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	narrow blue cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	blinking hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	huge dangerous guard turtle shell	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	deadly crowbar	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4442	spaghetti cult rosary of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
4443	grievous spaghetti cult mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	cool spangly mariachi pants	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	ghostly Jim Carey's spangly mariachi vest of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25
4447	coward's spangly sombrero	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	pickled Instant Karma	1	good	
4449	painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	mirror map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	fuchsia Sinatra's pointy hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	yellow machetito of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	blurry lawnmower blade of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	spinning Socratic The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	jittery snowball	0		
4457	upside-down snailmail bits	0		
4458	tumbling dangerous personal trainer's snailmail coif	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	chaotic wicked snailmail breeches	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	ruddy snailmail hauberk of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15
4461	magnetized non-warmed wobbly seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 54
4462	extra-modified teal chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 66
4463	liquefied chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 49
4464	non-ionized chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 17
4465	Vulcanized quadruple-vacuum-sealed aerosolized squat chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 37
4466	tarnished quantum chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 42
4467	flattened tarnished gray chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 49
4468	upside-down Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	mirror BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	narrow BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	maroon ribald BRICKO hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	wobbly reassuring BRICKO pants	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	shellacked BRICKO sword	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	cyan BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	wobbly BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	skewed BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	forbidden BRICKO bulwark	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	skewed BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	jittery BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	fuchsia extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	irradiated ionized liquefied recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 63
4498	triple-dry quadruple-galvanized wobbly recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 56
4499	corrupted alkaline recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 25
4500	frozen flattened tarnished red recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 51
4501	cold-filtered nitrogenated improved recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 63
4502	pickled wet double-corrupted blinking recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 39
4503	activated wobbly recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	Tesla smartaleck's heart of the volcano	0		Moxie Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4505	tarnished squat pulsating Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 50
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	enhanced nitrogenated ghostly &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	skewed narrow reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	gigantic stale walrus ice cream	8	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	massive flavorless beautiful soup	10	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	blinking eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	wobbly Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	rotten Humpty Dumplings	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	stale gigantic Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	smooth watered-down maroon skewed missing wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	rotten snack-sized matter custard	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	flattened boiled comfit?	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	boxer's flamingo mallet of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	narrow croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	lime green Tiger-lily's milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	Newton's eye of the Tiger-lily of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	narrow MacGyver's wig of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	fancy moldy lime green donut	4	crappy	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	fancy adequate bucket of honey	3	good	Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	shaking toasty weightlifter's elephant stinger	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	decent miniature dragon snaps	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	squat snapdragon pistil of the ox of the detective	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	moldy small rook cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	normal bishop cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	rotten knight cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	spoiled gigantic ghostly king cookie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	flavorless low-calorie enchanted ghostly queen cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	insane tophat of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	lard-coated Sinatra's helm of the knight	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	brainy wristwatch of the knight of the storm	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	greedy trousers of the knight of the boozehound	0		Meat Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	wobbly tophat	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	Samson's tie	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
4543	flame-retardant tuxedo pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bouncing jittery bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	wobbly caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	Van der Graaf detour shield	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	huge left parenthesis	0		
4553	blurry lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	narrow map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	wobbly can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	ghostly hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	weak mediocre world's most unappetizing beverage	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	yellow slippery when wet shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	adequate raisin	3	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	knitted personal trainer's flyest of shirts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	normal gigantic a dance upon the palate	9	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	toothsome miniature prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	toothsome squirmy violent party snack	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	arcane researcher's can-you-dig-it?	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	upside-down bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	spinning bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	triple-tarnished upside-down Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	red huge school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig; of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	cyan Samson's beefy T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	huge shaking fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	pulsating upside-down glob of skin	0		
4584	tasty six wedges of goat cheese	4	awesome	
4585	collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	flame-wreathed pixel whip	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4590	ghostly pixel chain whip of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	greasy pixel morning star	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	shaking pixel cross	0		
4595	bouncing pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	teal 8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	lousy plastic cup of beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	olive bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	ribald hale bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	spoiled gigantic sun-dried tofu	9	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	lousy ghostly soyburger juice	3	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	ghostly essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	corrupted essential soy	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	irradiated frozen pulsating essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	pulsating map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	steel-toed Crown of Thrones	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	perfectly mixed Cinco Mayo Lager	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	skewed teal shaking pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	corrupted skewed chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	rotten pawn cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	distilled coffee pixie stick	1	crappy	Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	tumbling finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	upside-down parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	plastic spider ring of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	Jeselnik's plastic kazoo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	foul-smelling inflatable baseball bat	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	fuchsia wool googly-star hat of the businessman	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	rosewater-soaked scorching googly-ball hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	stanky googly-heart hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	foul-smelling dog trainer's super-sweet boom box	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	mirror Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	inspector's smooth sinister demon mask of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	reassuring streetfighting champion's belt of the brute of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	cyan dog trainer's brawny Space Trip safety headphones of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	prompt LARP carp	0		Adventures: +3
4641	supercharged KoL Con Six Pack of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25
4642	Socratic Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
4643	deadly rxr shield	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	Rosewater's wizardly weightlifter's Juju Mojo Mask	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	squat spinning space trooper helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	yellow perfumed reassuring ruddy Meteoid ice beam	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	scandalous coward's Dungeon Fist gauntlet of terror	0		Monster Level: -20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	smooth ironic knit cap of temperance	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	purple ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	educational ironic battle spoon	0		Experience: +1
4655	huge greedy inspector's foul-smelling ironic jogging shorts	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	bouncing family-friendly mole skin notebook	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	Sherlock's blackberry galoshes	0		Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
4660	Usain Bolt's Temple Grandin's trout fang	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	bite-sized decent tumbling poisonous caviar	1	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	pickled wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	wobbly Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked Ellsbury's skull	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	hot plate of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
4666	chaotic ruddy imp unity ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10
4667	inspector's Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Item Drop: +15
4668	weightlifter's observational glasses	0		Muscle: +15
4669	mirror strapping hilarious comedy prop	0		Muscle: +5
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	drinkable booze-soaked cherry	4	good	
4672	cyan comfy pillow	0		
4673	adequate marshmallow	4	good	
4674	bland sponge cake	3	decent	
4675	artisanal gin-soaked blotter paper	3	EPIC	
4676	tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	red shaking unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	asbestos-lined pottery shield	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	shaking Usain Bolt's brawny pottery hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	wool steel-toed pottery training pants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	pottery club of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	resourceful pottery yo-yo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	blue pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	mirror fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	twirling fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	knitted curative Greatest American Pants of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	Sherlock's fossilized necklace	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	blue bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	blinking archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	red-hot medallion of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	upside-down fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	squat immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	teal GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	bouncing bouncing popsicle stick	0		
4714	small flavorless lemon popsicle	2	decent	
4715	snack-sized rotten popsicle	2	crappy	
4716	moldy gigantic strawberry popsicle	10	crappy	
4717	snack-sized spoiled liver popsicle	2	crappy	
4718	olive steel-toed mariachi hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	Hollandaise helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	huge microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	normal squat liver and let pie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	adequate gigantic badass pie	7	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	half-sized toothsome shoo-fish pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	moldy lime green piping organ pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	big moldy igloo pie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	flavorless massive stomach turnover	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	moldy olive dead lights pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	flavorless throbbing organ pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	Tesla stop shield	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	purple sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	blinking kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	upside-down rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	upside-down skewed tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	teal curative beer-soaked mop	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
4738	drinkable skewed day-old beer	4	good	
4739	artisanal huge plain beer	3	EPIC	
4740	lousy watered-down wobbly overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	2	decent	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	olive bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	concentrated modified tumbling pulsating PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 48
4745	colloidal aerosolized irradiated maroon ghostly Wax Flask	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 62
4746	modified alkaline Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 25
4747	stale bone meal	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	acceptable spirit-forward bone aperitif	5	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	bonerang of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	bone and arrows of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	boning knife of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	studded bone crusher	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	blinking blue smelly bone spurs	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	bonedanna of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	boneana hammock of mayonnaise of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	enhanced olive huge tumbling candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	red packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	upside-down jittery huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	bland narrow shaking pumpkin pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	hand-crafted pumpkin beer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	flattened pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	mirror stanky shin gourds of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	narrow brawny slick Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	pulsating Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	narrow jittery Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	jittery Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	rotten super-sized CRIMBCOIDS mints	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	skewed can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	normal huge CRIMBCOLOAF	9	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	half-sized delicious circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2	awesome	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	Oprah's plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	plastic fax machine of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	spinning plastic hobo elf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	pulsating red Jack Frost's plastic Mr. Mination	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	brawny plastic Best Game Ever	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	mirror yellow hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	narrow S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	huge robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	purple robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	bouncing robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	lime green robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	bland triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	toothsome square CRIMBCOOKIE	4	awesome	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	jittery Jim Carey's beefcake's bindlestocking of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	blinking maroon sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	blue Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	asbestos-lined nasty Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Stench Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	red padded strapping Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	jittery Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of dire peril of the overflowing toilet	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	Temple Grandin's rock-hard Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	bouncing dance instructor's Uncle Hobo's belt of courage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	double-dry spinning shaking chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	beefcake's gift-a-pult	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	irradiated enhanced holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	spinning CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	upside-down paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	narrow Herculean CRIMBCO lanyard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	green CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	yellow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	huge narrow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	mirror CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	green Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	squat paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	electrified medical-grade quilted paperclip-on tie	0		Damage Absorption: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	twirling pulsating frightening paperclip pants of bravery	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	experienced paperclip turban of Leguizamo of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	pulsating bouncing educational paperclip cape	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	cyan glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	maroon photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	shaking gaudy key	0		
4875	spinning BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	irradiated warmed chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	pressed blue bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	cold-filtered shaking incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	quantum triple-denatured myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	wobbly CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	mediocre spinning CRIMBCO wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	upside-down Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	bland narrow toe jam toast	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	wobbly traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	moldy low-calorie tumbling twirling traffic jam toast	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	decent diet space jam toast	1	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	adjusted activated motivational poster	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	pulsating bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	tumbling BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	moldy small festive sausage	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	moldy ghostly holiday cheese log	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	smelly curative BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	wobbly MacGyver's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	beefy BGE pocket calendar	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	mirror BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	olive BGE plastic toy of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	chilly stapler bear	0		Cold Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	squat upside-down extremely unsafe adhesive tape dolly	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	wobbly zippy scissor duck	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	skewed cyan upside-down coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	green knitted Van der Graaf Seven Loco	0		Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	greasy Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	Loathing Legion moondial of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	ruddy Loathing Legion knife	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	tumbling Jeselnik's Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	upside-down frightening Loathing Legion can opener	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	inspector's brainy Loathing Legion chainsaw	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	Rosewater's Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	curative Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	blinking Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	extremely unsafe Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	supercool Loathing Legion double prism	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	mirror Loathing Legion tape measure of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	Loathing Legion kitchen sink of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	huge squat double-paned Loathing Legion abacus	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	Loathing Legion pizza stone of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	blurry Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	stiffened Loathing Legion hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	squat Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	shaking Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	jittery quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	twirling red time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	stale Knob jelly donut	3	decent	
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	bouncing squat unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	upside-down Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	GOTO	0		
4949	cold-filtered weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 47
4950	oxidized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 14
4951	cyan veiny flimsy clipboard	0		Maximum HP: +10
4952	irradiated altered baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 56
4953	bouncing flame-retardant personal trainer's whalebone corset	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4954	wholesome oven mitts	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
4955	stale tiny overcookie	1	decent	
4956	tiny yummy philosopher's scone	1	awesome	
4957	moist boiled half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 59
4958	Da Vinci's Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4959	flavorless special spinning Knob nuts	3	decent	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 35
4960	weak lousy Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2	decent	
4961	huge Subject 37 file	0		
4962	mysterious lapel pin of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
4963	bouncing state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	squat Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	twirling Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	narrow Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	pulsating pulsating Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	mirror Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	spinning Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	blurry Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	upside-down Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	bouncing Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	jittery Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	maroon upside-down Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	tumbling Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	ghostly Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	blurry spinning Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	squat Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	twirling Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	shaking Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	huge Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	narrow ghostly Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	pulsating Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	Oprah's card sleeve	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	skewed Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	normal super-sized narrow wasabi pocky	5	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	rotten tobiko pocky	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	bland enchanted fuchsia natto pocky	3	decent	Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	tolerable blurry bouncing wasabi-infused sake	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	practically non-alcoholic tolerable tobiko-infused sake	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	acceptable natto-infused sake	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	galvanized polymerized wobbly teal wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	flattened oxidized tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	adjusted natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	pulsating Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	boiled bouncing elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	weak mediocre marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	practically non-alcoholic lousy cranberry schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	mediocre breaded beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	boozy mediocre soy cordial	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	Sherlock's manspreader's medical-grade astral bludgeon	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5029	sage astral shield of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100
5030	healthy stylish slick astral chapeau	0		Moxie: 35, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	pulsating executive nippy medical-grade astral bracer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5032	squat scorching sage astral longbow of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
5033	arcane researcher's weightlifter's beefy astral shorts	0		Muscle: 25, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	shellacked astral mace of dire peril of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +50
5035	blinking miser's auspicious Annie Oakley's astral trousers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	ghostly healthy Samson's astral ring of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5037	red pulsating miser's chaotic astral statuette of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +10
5038	tumbling up-at-dawn reassuring astral pistol of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5
5039	squat fireproof lard-coated astral mask	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3
5040	shaking astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	censurious banded astral shirt of the glutton	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100
5042	maroon supercool beefcake's astral belt	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie Percent: +20
5043	rotten twirling astral hot dog	3	???	
5044	bad purple astral pilsner	3	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	upside-down astral six-pack	0		
5047	shaking Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	manspreader's Socratic Rosewater's double-ice cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	scorching double-ice box of the empath of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	jittery horrifying supercharged Fonzie's double-ice britches	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	pulsating handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	ghostly intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	huge obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	magnetized frozen spinning Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	colloidal super-modified Red Pill	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	yellow Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	squat mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	shaking voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	adequate upside-down spaghetti con calaveras	4	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	jittery blurry s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	toothsome gigantic popcorn	8	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	enchanted half-sized yummy chaos popcorn	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	frosty hole of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	narrow innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	bland big s'more	0	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	perfectly mixed mirror Russian Ice	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	yellow wicked clay ashtray	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	tumbling thinker's lanyard	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	arcane researcher's monster pants	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	pickled corrupted Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	jittery medical-grade Van der Graaf helmet	0		Item Drop: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	green blurry crutch of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	shock belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	colloidal Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	rubber band gun of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	strapping pin-stripe slacks	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	blurry curative gloves	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	aerosolized polarized correction fluid	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	pulsating Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	blurry sizzling Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	blinking greasy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	shaking frightening Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	clever Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	mirror studded Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	razor-sharp Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	asbestos-lined Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	lime green curative Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	supercharged Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	huge aromatic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	blurry Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	galvanized willyweed	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	activated colloidal Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	ionized flattened upside-down fish juice box	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	blinking hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	delicious special squat Jeppson's Malort	3	awesome	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	blinking fistful of ashes	0		
5109	yellow friendly stress ball	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	maroon squat Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	upside-down fuchsia clever Ultracolor&trade; shirt	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	huge My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	tumbling packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	ghostly skewed stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	cyan reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	shaking huge bird brain	0		
5119	twirling busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	maroon spinning Admiral's hat of Tarzan of vim and vigor of doom	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	healthy aviator's cap of vim and vigor of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	blue smooth mirrored aviator shades of the glutton	0		Moxie: +15, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	narrow yellow Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	blinking Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	concentrated irradiated Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	decent elven hardtack	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	perfectly mixed watered-down elven squeeze	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	ghostly E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	blurry E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	spinning carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	powdered astral energy drink	1		
5141	Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	twirling E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	quantum honeypot	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 57
5146	adequate wild honey pie	3	good	
5147	watered-down lousy honey mead	2	decent	
5148	Van der Graaf crafty honey dipper of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5149	inspector's resourceful Samson's honeybritches	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	coward's electrified steel-toed honeycap	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	Tesla Moonthril Circlet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	aromatic Moonthril Greaves	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	inspector's Moonthril Flamberge	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	avaricious Moonthril Longbow	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	Jim Carey's Moonthril Cuirass	0		Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	shaking manspreader's plush alielf	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	flattened Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	Tesla plush dogcat	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	strapping plush hamsterpus	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	blinking foul-smelling plush ferrelf	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	foul-smelling plush alien hamsterpus	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	blinking educational plush mutated alielf	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	tumbling jittery scandalous arcane researcher's plush mutated alielephant	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	squat mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	friendly girl	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	narrow synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	concentrated warmed blue transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	blinking elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	artisanal Saison du Lune	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	aged Moonthril Schnapps	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	lousy Wrecked Generator	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	diet bland Spaghetti with Moonballs	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	thick toothsome Crepes a la Lune	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	decent snack-sized cyan Moon Pie	2	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	polymerized bouncing pulsating Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Hammered", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	quantum Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Cookie Backup", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	dry ionized Vulcanized shaking 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	huge Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	blinking pulsating Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	irradiated skewed maroon honey stick	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
5189	pickled double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	family-friendly aromatic Operation Patriot Shield of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	cyan upside-down squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	triple-tarnished pulsating corrupted data	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	teal 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	zippy Great S-Cape	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Marvelous Unitard of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	boiled gooey paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	modified blurry beastly paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	altered paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	modified tumbling ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	compressed fuchsia greasy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	dehydrated bug paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	vaporized squat hippy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	altered blinking blinking orc paste	1	good	Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	boiled shaking upside-down demonic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	distilled skewed indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	diluted bouncing paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	twisted goblin paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	denatured spinning pirate paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	twisted chlorophyll paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	diluted blinking paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dehydrated tumbling Mer-kin paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	compressed huge slimy paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	pickled penguin paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	distilled ghostly elemental paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	vaporized cosmic paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	diluted narrow blue hobo paste	1	decent	Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	modified Crimbo paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	gray blurry Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	normal Ur-Donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	wobbly The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	artisanal practically non-alcoholic jittery bucket of wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	rotten olive narrow ultrafondue	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	lightning-fast shining halo	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	fortified furry halo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	frosty halo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	lion tamer's time halo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	bad Lumineux Limnio	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	bad practically non-alcoholic Morto Moreto	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	perfectly mixed Temps Tempranillo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Bordeaux Marteaux	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	acceptable Fromage Pinotage	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	practically non-alcoholic lousy twirling Beignet Milgranet	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	hand-crafted squat Muschat	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	big stale enchanted cool jelly donut	5	decent	Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	adequate pulsating shrapnel jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	delicious red occult jelly donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	normal thyme jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	stale danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	flavorless small smashed danish	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	normal jumbo forbidden danish	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	yummy cool cat claw	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	gigantic toothsome blunt cat claw	9	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	decent thick shadowy cat claw	5	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	big moldy tumbling cheezburger	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	decent red toasted brie	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	triple-concentrated potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	quantum lime green huge too legit potion	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	double-colloidal Bright Water	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	corrupted purple cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	frozen energized graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	ionized cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	Vulcanized double-enhanced wobbly potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	modified dry pulsating yellow potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	colloidal pulsating potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	tarnished oxidized shaking potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	vacuum-sealed non-dry jittery potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Oth-Jeal-O", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	blinking holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	blue chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	blurry broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	mirror noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	cyan boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	wobbly aromatic hammerus	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	banded blunt icepick	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	Oprah's fluorescent lightbulb	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	green Temple Grandin's strapping blammer	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	skewed toasty clock-cleaning hammer	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	beefcake's broken clock	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	dethklok of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	tumbling olive stiffened glacial clock	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	yellow Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	blurry d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	jittery d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	red generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	blinking tumbling newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	red dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy phish stick	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	quilted plastic vampire fangs of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	mirror Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	twirling ghostly your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	sizzling frosty cool Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	chilly Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	blinking healthy Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	yellow funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	chilled anodized jittery ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	energized necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	quantum pulsating bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	triple-alkaline olive shaking whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	super-irradiated vacuum-sealed press-on ribs	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	colloidal Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	frozen adjusted Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	energized unsweetened Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	double-tarnished lime green Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	dry Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	drinkable boozy Ecto-Cooler	5	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	tolerable Blood Light	3	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	triple-distilled acceptable Silver Bullet beer	9	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	aged Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	electrified frozen sorority brain	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	Vulcanized jittery Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	quadruple-Vulcanized altered drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	red throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	energetic extra-see-thru nightie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	tumbling narrow olive Sherlock's scorching BRAINS shorts	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	jittery wobbly narrow ruddy Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	fuchsia curative scrunchie	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	wool nippy extremely skinny jeans	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	The Necbromancer's Hat of the dark arts of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	narrow sizzling sharpshooter's stylish The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Moxie: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	padded The Necbromancer's Shorts of the brute of the boozehound	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	skewed foul-smelling nippy quilted The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	acceptable The Cooler Out of Space	4	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	tumbling wobbly sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	aerosolized spinning blurry Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	fuchsia death blossom	0		
5347	shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	ghostly A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	squat A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	narrow A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	lime green blinking jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	blinking A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	huge Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	twirling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	twirling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	cyan CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	jittery razor-sharp KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	blurry boiler	0		
5371	mirror stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	plastic trollipop of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	Usain Bolt's plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	ghostly vibrating plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	blinking Rosewater's plastic colollilossus	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	wobbly asbestos-lined plastic Big Candy of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	blurry spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	pickled green groose grease	1	EPIC	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	skewed kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	pulsating savvy ridiculous belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	pulsating rosewater-soaked ridiculous earring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ridiculous sunglasses of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	rotten maroon tumbling ridiculous sandwich	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	practically non-alcoholic lousy ridiculous cocktail	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	sharpshooter's supercharged zombie monkey necklace	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	sandpaper	0		
5395	lime green peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	polymerized boiled narrow blinking peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	small delicious fancy peppermint patty	2	awesome	Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	shaking peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	purple spinning candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	teal aromatic candy cane	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	teal zippy smelly vibrating cane-mail shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	aromatic chaotic cane-mail pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	artisanal fortified olive Vodka Matryoshka	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	acceptable irresponsibly strong Gin Mint	6	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	hand-crafted Tequiz Navidad	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	acceptable Mint Yulep	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	artisanal Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	artisanal Sangria de Menthe	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	huge candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	moist licorice root	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	deionized deionized colloidal banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	deionized pear supersucker	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	super-enhanced concentrated blue pulsating lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	ionized dry kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	vacuum-sealed mirror teal strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	bananarama bangle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	thinker's pair of pearidot earrings	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	gray experienced tourmalime tourniquet	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	wholesome kumquartz ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	olive avaricious strawberyl necklace	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	frightening sucker bucket of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	asbestos-lined sucker hakama	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	toasty sucker kabuto	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	greedy sucker tachi	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	purple tumbling grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	wobbly DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	shaking fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	warmed fudge lily	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	vacuum-sealed colloidal tumbling fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	cyan fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	flavorless fudgesicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	squat miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	warmed devilish folio	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	gray blurry clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	maroon jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	upside-down dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	yellow vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	huge lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	yellow jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	upside-down avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	blue gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	electrified jittery Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	decent tumbling fudge bunny	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	mirror blinking friendly rock-hard fudgecycle of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	electrified lime green huge resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	unsweetened resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	unsweetened oxidized resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	alkaline adjusted resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	nitrogenated resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	ionized resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	extra-unsweetened lime green resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	polarized cyan resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	nitrogenated modified quantum resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	teal gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	oxidized gummi salamander	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	pickled ionized gummi snake	0		Effect: "Sweetened and Fattened", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	double-modified galvanized twirling gummi canary	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	yummy miniature gummi bear	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	adequate gummi bear	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	special decent half-sized gummi bear	2	good	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	moldy special green drunki-bear	4	crappy	Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	snack-sized decent upside-down drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	stale low-calorie drunki-bear	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	tumbling dangerous gummi bowtie	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	tumbling blinking chaotic fudge pocket square	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	narrow energetic lollipop cufflinks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	shaking trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	yellow ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	anodized gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	quantum moist gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	liquefied ionized twirling gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	Tesla Socratic Big Candy's tophat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	green Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blurry blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	jumbo spoiled squat jerky coins	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	mediocre jittery Go-Wassail	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	double-vacuum-sealed tarnished Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	cold-filtered red bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	unsweetened deionized wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	olive Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	mirror pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	tumbling purple pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	blue pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	irradiated Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	snack-sized adequate berries of suffering	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	cold-filtered vacuum-sealed ionized cyan baobab sap	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	huge magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	electrified colloidal Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	mediocre upside-down Barulio's bottle	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	wet double-cold-filtered green Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	squat cyan half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	boiled upside-down desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	tumbling clever therapeutic Leapin' Trousers	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
5544	fancy lousy weak red upside-down eggnog	2	decent	Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	gigantic yummy hamhock	7	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	cyan The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	tumbling Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	mirror Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	shaking The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	bouncing Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	Trusty of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
5553	spinning can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	blurry empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	super-cold-filtered fireclutch	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 59
5556	tumbling zippy dance instructor's Rain-Doh wings	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	sizzling Rain-Doh laser gun of bravery	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	gravedigger's sage Rain-Doh lantern	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	wobbly Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	wobbly zippy Sinatra's Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	skewed Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	normal green PB&BP	4	good	
5566	rotten bite-sized ghostly club sandwich	1	crappy	
5567	delicious corned-beef Reuben	3	awesome	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	lime green dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	mirror yellow Groar's fur	0		
5572	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	bad Drac & Tan	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	distilled hand-crafted upside-down Transylvania Sling	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	delicious Shot of the Living Dead	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	hand-crafted Buttery Knob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	tolerable fancy Slippery Knob	4	good	Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	spirit-forward artisanal tumbling Flaming Knob	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	perfectly mixed Grasshopper	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	delicious watered-down special jittery Locust	2	awesome	Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	smooth Plague of Locusts	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	aged Red Dwarf	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	smooth pulsating lime green Golden Mean	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	aged green Green Giant	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	hand-crafted Aye Aye	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	acceptable narrow Aye Aye, Captain	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	delicious Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	spirit-forward bad Humanitini	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	mediocre More Humanitini than Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	lousy Oh, the Humanitini	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	aged Great Older Fashioned	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	tolerable Fuzzy Tentacle	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	fortified aged Crazymaker	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	hand-crafted Zoodriver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	aged triple-distilled Sloe Comfortable Zoo	6	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	bad weak shaking Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	lousy Suffering Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	lousy pulsating Suppurating Sinner	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	watered-down lousy squat Sizzling Sinner	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	practically non-alcoholic lousy Firewater	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	weak artisanal Earth and Firewater	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	practically non-alcoholic bad Earth, Wind and Firewater	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	hand-crafted boozy Slimosa	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	practically non-alcoholic tolerable blurry ghostly Extra-slimy Slimosa	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	smooth watered-down Slimebite	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	bad Cement Mixer	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	watered-down lousy Jackhammer	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	high-proof acceptable Dump Truck	7	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	mediocre huge Fauna Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	acceptable Chakra Libre	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	strong hand-crafted Aura Libre	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	drinkable extra-dry Sazerorc	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	artisanal Sazuruk-hai	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	bad watered-down Flaming Sazerorc	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic fancy Green Velvet	1	EPIC	Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	perfectly mixed narrow Green Muslin	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	perfectly mixed Green Burlap	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	fortified tolerable Mohobo	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	high-proof artisanal Moonshine Mohobo	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	aged Flaming Mohobo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	hand-crafted blurry Drunken Philosopher	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	hand-crafted Drunken Neurologist	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	tolerable watered-down Drunken Astrophysicist	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	acceptable enchanted Dark & Starry	3	good	Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	perfectly mixed fortified Black Hole	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	watered-down lousy Event Horizon	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	drinkable spirit-forward Herring Daiquiri	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	artisanal bouncing Herring Wallbanger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	high-proof hand-crafted Herringtini	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong skewed narrow Lollipop Drop	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	hand-crafted weak Candy Alexander	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	hand-crafted Candicaine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	artisanal Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	acceptable Flying Caipiranha	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	fancy drinkable practically non-alcoholic mirror Flaming Caipiranha	1	good	Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	spirit-forward acceptable Punchplanter	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	lousy Doublepunchplanter	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Haymaker	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	ghostly crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	low-calorie normal narrow fungus	1	good	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	pressed triple-dry upside-down blinking stone wool	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 69
5644	stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	spinning supercool calendar	0		Moxie Percent: +20
5648	bouncing Socratic Boris's Helm of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	prompt veiny staph of homophones	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +3, Alters Page Text
5650	squat aromatic clever Boris's Helm (askew) of doom	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	wobbly Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	moldy gigantic nailswurst	8	crappy	
5655	aged weak used beer	2	awesome	
5656	blurry squat Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	upside-down arcane researcher's insulting hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	blue chaotic offensive moustache	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
5661	mirror twirling hairshirt of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5662	Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	bouncing puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	olive club	0		
5670	stale fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	decent	
5671	drinkable strong slap and slap again	5	good	
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	wobbly beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	compressed watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	beefy Ze&trade; goggles	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	mirror nasty Da Vinci's stylish swimsuit	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	twirling lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	fancy adequate P.B.L.T.	3	good	Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 25
5682	blue note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	red BURT	0		
5684	blinking handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	ghostly tumbling bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	upside-down fuchsia quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	purple greedy UV monocular	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	skewed Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	maroon pacification grenade	0		
5692	quantum disintegrator pistol of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
5693	phase-tuned shield generator belt of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	shaking greedy bugbear detector	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	horrifying stanky The Lost Glasses	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
5699	The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	spinning The Lost Comb	0		
5701	ghostly bouncing Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	upside-down skewed crafty wax hat of horror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	jittery bouncing toasty wax pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	irradiated energized drop of water-37	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	ruddy banded fireman's helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	spinning fuchsia brainy fire axe	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	prompt toasty fire extinguisher of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	blurry FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	teal Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	normal mirror FDKOL hotcakes	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	gray hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	spoiled fiery wing	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	experienced wings of fire of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	groovy FDKOL fire hose	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	galvanized bottle of fire	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	shaking molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	knitted stylish hot daub bun	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	dangerous thinker's hot daub stand	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	crafty foot-long hot daub of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	jumbo adequate angst burger	5	good	
5731	watered-down aged 5-hour acrimony	2	awesome	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	jittery eerily silent box	0		
5734	rotten forbidden sausage	3	crappy	
5735	bouncing slick Lord Flameface's cloak	0		Moxie: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	alkaline non-denatured galvanized gray tumbling Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 41
5737	nitrogenated polarized daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	shaking toasty Camp Scout backpack	0		Hot Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	moldy bag of GORP	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	mediocre ghostly water purification pills	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	perfectly mixed blinking CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	adequate snack-sized bag of GORF	2	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	twirling CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	rotten bag of QWOP	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	polarized denatured CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	irresponsibly strong smooth CSA cheerfulness ration	8	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	upside-down Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	flavorless crappy brain	4	decent	
5753	normal decent brain	3	good	
5754	bland upside-down good brain	4	decent	
5755	flavorless boss brain	4	decent	
5756	decent lime green wobbly hunter brain	3	good	
5758	censurious greasy healthy Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	shaking staff of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15
5760	friendly sage staff of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +50
5761	friendly Staff of the Scummy Sink of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: 8, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	huge nose	0		
5763	ghostly sage stylish Superhero Reboots	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10
5764	blinking frightening dog trainer's fuzzy busby	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	personal trainer's fuzzy earmuffs of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	twirling prompt censurious Tesla fuzzy montera	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gray gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	teal gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	narrow narrow gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	teal Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	ghostly talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	huge inspector's thinker's Barney's rake	0		Mysticality: +10, Item Drop: +15
5778	normal idiot brain	3	good	
5779	Jack Frost's keel-haulin' knife	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
5780	ice cream scoop of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
5781	lousy soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	4	decent	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	blue bouncing weirdwood plank	0		
5785	thick caulk	0		
5786	spinning hard screw	0		
5787	shaking gray messy butt joint	0		
5788	huge skewed smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	mirror chaotic smooth right bear arm	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	foul-smelling Oprah's left bear arm of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	medical-grade Hat O' Nine Tails	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5794	vacuum-sealed diffused tumbling bouncing Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
5795	deionized non-diffused twirling tumbling Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 53
5796	altered deionized tumbling Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 42
5797	diffused tarnished Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 60
5798	adjusted energized pulsating Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Cautious Prowl", Effect Duration: 55
5799	chilled upside-down eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 43
5800	aerosolized cold-filtered Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 21
5801	double-liquefied spinning Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 15
5802	deionized polymerized shaking bouncing perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 30
5803	adjusted enhanced tumbling White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 13
5804	improved polymerized shaking pulsating Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 32
5805	nitrogenated jittery pulsating breath mint	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 46
5806	double-denatured diffused wobbly muesli	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 28
5807	nitrogenated maroon glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 69
5808	frozen glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 61
5809	wet blurry Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 26
5810	pressed aerosolized ghostly Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged", Effect Duration: 41
5811	chilled alkaline maroon blurry tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 53
5812	denatured dry skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 54
5813	liquefied smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 37
5814	extra-dry improved quadruple-colloidal wobbly twirling blob of acid	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 30
5815	non-adjusted flayed mind	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 47
5816	nitrogenated quadruple-dry kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 27
5817	modified polarized adjusted twirling teal narrow forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 26
5818	irradiated spinning Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 12
5819	ionized nitrogenated spinning shaking gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 12
5820	anodized deionized purple bull blubber	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 12
5821	adjusted tarnished olive squat frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 34
5822	tarnished pickled pulsating gazely stare	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 19
5823	improved upside-down canopic jar	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 23
5824	electrified narrow clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 18
5825	corrupted extra-quantum mirror Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 11
5826	diffused adjusted zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 28
5827	electrified skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 42
5828	boiled squat skewed gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 58
5829	electrified jittery janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 19
5830	quantum pygmy papers	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 17
5831	concentrated ionized tumbling pygmy dart	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 50
5832	deionized squat secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 15
5833	warmed jittery brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Egg-cellent Vocabulary", Effect Duration: 28
5834	concentrated modified holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 16
5835	ionized moist moist gray scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Eagle Eyes", Effect Duration: 40
5836	electrified pickled olive embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 55
5837	pressed huge Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 19
5838	warmed shaking pulsating Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 20
5839	enhanced skewed ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 24
5840	adjusted pickled Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 14
5841	galvanized A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 38
5842	triple-frozen toothbrush	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 40
5843	frozen aerosolized pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 49
5844	pickled cyan una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 35
5845	improved corrupted electrified twirling compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 27
5846	improved irradiated bouncing jittery green salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 25
5847	vacuum-sealed blurry unholy water	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 67
5848	liquefied frozen Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 43
5849	irradiated nitrogenated ghostly handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 37
5850	activated improved blurry narrow space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 17
5851	improved temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 34
5852	concentrated adjusted frozen oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 37
5853	ionized fuchsia stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 47
5854	Vulcanized huge BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 13
5855	corrupted twirling gray twirling Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 32
5856	galvanized mirror Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 63
5857	super-nitrogenated modified dry mirror bouncing grey cube	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 60
5858	diffused ionized quadruple-polymerized votive candle	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 31
5859	concentrated booby trap	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
5860	oxidized Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 67
5861	pressed good ash	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 28
5862	skewed Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	concentrated papier-mochi	0		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	double-wet blurry papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	dry maroon ghostly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	spinning wicked deadly papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	Jack Frost's personal trainer's papier-m&acirc;chine gun	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	inspector's grievous papier-masque	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	pulsating reassuring Herculean papier-mitre	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	frightening arcane researcher's papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	blinking papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	avaricious Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Meat Drop: +30
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	squat skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	double-paned stanky skeleton skis of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	half-sized yummy skeleton quiche	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	green supercharged rosy-cheeked grievous Bonestabber of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	practically non-alcoholic mediocre blinking crystal skeleton vodka	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	shaking smartaleck's auxiliary backbone	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	fuchsia skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	lime green ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	non-adjusted double-modified aerosolized that gum you like	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 46
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	wobbly Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	skewed avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	blinking canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	vaporized Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	EPIC	Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	narrow pulsating jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	shaking jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	spinning pixel energy tank	0		
5908	ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	pulsating lightning-fast brainy wedding ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
5910	pulsating pulsating deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	wobbly wool medical-grade Solstice Shield	0		Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
5913	tarnished maroon candy sushi set	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	double-aerosolized polymerized sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	diffused narrow beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	boiled pickled cyan wobbly pulsating sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	vacuum-sealed green cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	twirling ribald plastic animelf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	shellacked plastic ChibiBuddy&trade;	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	blinking tumbling ghostly Jack Frost's plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	ghostly ruddy plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	red auspicious plastic MechaElf	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	twirling plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	purple electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	spinning jittery ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	jittery BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	blurry bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	fireproof careful Tesla plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	jittery dangerous plastic Bugbear Captain of vim and vigor	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	aromatic sharpshooter's plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	educational plastic Lord Flameface of horror	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	bouncing blurry sizzling plastic Beebee King	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	therapeutic plastic Queen Bee	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	Lo Pan's plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	cyan mirror avaricious plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	sinister plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	ghostly knitted plastic spiderbugbear	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	bouncing ghostly frosty plastic peacannon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	pulsating Herculean plastic the Free Man	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	wobbly plastic fire servant of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	knitted plastic mumblebee	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	careful plastic moneybee	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	horrifying plastic beebee gunners	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	bouncing perfumed plastic beebee queue	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	jittery beefy plastic buzzerker	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	brawny plastic bee swarm	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	Rosewater's plastic batbugbear	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	plastic bugaboo of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	personal trainer's plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	Sinatra's plastic ops bugbear	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	strapping plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	lard-coated plastic cavebugbear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	resourceful plastic Norville Rogers	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	plastic Scott the Miner of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	scorching plastic angry space marine	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	zippy plastic Father McGruber	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	frightening plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	supercharged plastic blazing bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	prompt gravedigger's electronic dulcimer pants	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	Frown Exerciser of courage of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	cyan soul coin	0		
5969	wobbly pulsating soul knife	0		
5970	pulsating Temple Grandin's soul mask	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
5971	yellow record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	twirling record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	Usain Bolt's sizzling personal trainer's silent beret	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	tasty slice of pizza	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	spinning cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	twirling star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	acceptable triple-distilled green blurry tankard of ale	9	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	nasty sizzling cloth cap of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: 30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	wobbly crafty padded iron dagger of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	tiny yummy hamburger	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	tumbling dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	yellow potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	high-proof lousy bouncing bottle of wine	7	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	frosty dangerous beefy iron helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	jittery lard-coated toasty smartaleck's steel sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	normal whole roasted chicken	4	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	bouncing gray massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	blurry extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	drinkable watered-down huge shining goblet	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	lime green fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	huge strapping crown of Leguizamo of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	pulsating bouncing teal MacGyver's sword of the wise owl of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	jittery manspreader's Helm of the Scream Emperor of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	huge Cloak of Dire Shadows of the dark arts of the businessman of the early riser	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	squat wool Tesla Sword of Dark Omens of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	mirror fuchsia zippy dog trainer's Shield of Icy Fate of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	coward's manspreader's brainy Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	medical-grade Fonzie's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of chilblains	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	perfumed manspreader's Boots of Twilight Whispers of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	red stanky hardened Belt of Howling Anger of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	squat dog trainer's logging hatchet	0		Experience (familiar): +1
6011	skewed crafty orc wrist	0		Maximum MP: +10
6012	avaricious freshwater pearl necklace	0		Meat Drop: +30
6013	mirror reassuring fireproof orcish stud-finder	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
6014	huge fortified screwing pooch	0		Damage Absorption: +60
6015	enhanced nitrogenated orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 19
6016	aerosolized orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
6017	flattened twirling orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 40
6018	mediocre watered-down backwoods screwdriver	2	decent	
6019	maroon beefy loadstone	0		Muscle: +10
6020	pulsating therapeutic Claybender glasses of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6021	blurry inspector's Duskwalker fangs	0		Item Drop: 20
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	tumbling narrow wholesome Whoompa Fur Pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	dangerous Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Weapon Damage: +10
6025	denatured Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	blue Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	horrifying dress pants	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	stylish badge of authority	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
6032	purple energetic savvy motorcycle boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
6033	yellow vibrating deadly stolen necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10
6034	Jeselnik's smooth troll britches	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	warmed enhanced vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 29
6036	hand-crafted special pulsating artisanal limoncello	3	EPIC	Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 40
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	small normal upside-down incredible pizza	2	good	
6039	cool oil cap of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	blurry greasy chilly oil lamp	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
6041	spinning lard-coated oil slacks	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	cyan Tesla oil pan	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6043	twirling boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	pulsating Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	wobbly toasty fortified Misty Cloak	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Damage: +5
6048	savvy Misty Robe of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6049	double-paned Lo Pan's sharpshooter's Misty Cape	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
6050	jittery twirling woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	mirror Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	low-calorie adequate bouncing Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	watered-down lousy Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	polarized blinking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	shaking Sherlock's Meatcleaver of the glutton	0		Item Drop: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	greedy Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	lightning-fast Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	Crimbo tree flocker of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	knitted Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	shaking sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	goblin collarbone	0		
6067	executive family-friendly Truthsayer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	spinning loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	unsweetened Vulcanized haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	dry magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	boiled 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	hand-crafted McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	massive normal haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	7	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	upside-down home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	ghostly ribald haggis socks	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	green skewed actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	huge magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	friendly Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Microplushie: Hippylase of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	wholesome Microplushie: Bropane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	smartaleck's Microplushie: Sororitrate	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	weightlifter's Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	Microplushie: Raverdrine of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	red Microplushie: Hobomosome of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	huge Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	hale Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	narrow dog trainer's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	reassuring Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	yellow classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	veiny Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	maroon pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	skewed Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	clever studded Ginsu&trade;	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	ghostly test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	blinking wobbly abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	irresponsibly strong acceptable spinning Chinese beer	8	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	blue cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	bouncing rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	pressed pressed bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	greasy novelty tattoo sleeves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	mirror furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	slick makeshift yakuza mask	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	shaking toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	wobbly inspector's electrified White Dragon Fang of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	jittery beefcake's butterfly knife	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	shaking pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	pulsating weighted paperclip chain of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	tumbling inspector's rubber gloves	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	huge rotten squat roasted duck	6	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	bland dead meat bun	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	cat collar of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	lard-coated stylish suspicious-looking fedora	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	wobbly Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	blinking Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	half-sized normal carrot cake	2	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	weak tolerable spinning carrot claret	2	good	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	denatured pulsating carrot juice	1	crappy	Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	spinning twirling pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	occult Da Vinci's Byte	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	avaricious anger blaster	0		Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	lime green personal trainer's doubt cannon	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	squat fear condenser of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	olive regret hose of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	purple supercharged dance instructor's commodore's hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	scandalous naval trousers	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	deck cannon of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	huge Jack Frost's ornamental sextant	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	blue hardened sage Bloodbath	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	aged spirit-forward Hundred Headed IPA	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	decent thick chum	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	Vulcanized liquefied pulsating crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 35
6172	flattened candy crayons	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	jittery knitted pixel grappling hook of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +3
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	spinning GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cyan cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	spinning cosmic potato	0		
6182	twirling cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	padded razor-sharp Jarlsberg's hat of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
6185	moldy consummate hard-boiled egg	3	crappy	
6186	jumbo spoiled consummate fried egg	5	crappy	
6187	tasty spinning consummate egg salad	3	awesome	
6188	normal consummate bagel	3	good	
6189	snack-sized decent consummate sliced bread	2	good	
6190	super-sized bland consummate hot dog bun	5	decent	
6191	bland huge bouncing consummate brownie	9	decent	
6192	stale pulsating yellow consummate toast	3	decent	
6193	mediocre passable stout	4	decent	
6194	stale consummate soup	4	decent	
6195	bland olive consummate corn chips	3	decent	
6196	adequate miniature consummate salad	2	good	
6197	enchanted jumbo tasty consummate salsa	5	awesome	Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 35
6198	tasty bite-sized consummate sauerkraut	1	awesome	
6199	normal massive consummate cheese slice	8	good	
6200	miniature decent special consummate melted cheese	2	good	Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 20
6201	fancy spoiled green consummate bacon	3	crappy	Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
6202	moldy bite-sized consummate meatloaf	1	crappy	
6203	flavorless diet fancy spinning consummate steak	1	decent	Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 5
6204	flavorless consummate cuts	4	decent	
6205	decent huge teal consummate frankfurter	9	good	
6206	decent consummate french fries	3	good	
6207	bland super-sized blurry blue consummate baked potato	5	decent	
6208	fortified tolerable bouncing acceptable vodka	5	good	
6209	adequate consummate ice cream	3	good	
6210	spoiled consummate whipped cream	3	crappy	
6211	normal consummate cream	3	good	
6212	adequate consummate strawberries	4	good	
6213	delicious miniature blurry consummate sorbet	2	awesome	
6214	delicious adequate rum	3	awesome	
6215	watered-down tolerable mediocre lager	2	good	
6216	rotten miniature mirror immaculate grilled cheese	2	crappy	
6217	delicious miniature skewed tumbling immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	awesome	
6218	normal immense huge immaculate hot dog	9	good	
6219	miniature enchanted bland immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	decent	Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 50
6220	spoiled immense perfect sandwich	8	crappy	
6221	stale perfect chef salad	3	decent	
6222	normal huge perfect breakfast	3	good	
6223	spoiled sublime deluxe hot dog	3	crappy	
6224	normal diet mirror sublime stew	1	good	
6225	miniature spoiled blurry sublime nachos	2	crappy	
6226	snack-sized bland tumbling upside-down Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	2	decent	
6227	moldy snack-sized special Loaded Baked Potato	2	crappy	Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 30
6228	huge flavorless blurry Omega Sundae	6	decent	
6229	lousy irresponsibly strong Das Sauerlager	9	decent	
6230	lousy strong shaking blurry Bologna Lambic	5	decent	
6231	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Vodka Dog	1	super ultra EPIC	
6232	acceptable fuchsia Disappointed Russian	4	good	
6233	delicious Chunky Mary	3	awesome	
6234	lousy Nachojito	4	decent	
6235	perfectly mixed Le Roi	3	EPIC	
6236	tolerable Over Easy Rider	4	good	
6237	mirror blue cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	irradiated alkaline cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 25
6240	polarized galvanized gray Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 63
6241	anodized squat teal censored can label	0		Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 46
6242	boiled ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 52
6243	dry improved blinking the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 67
6244	non-corrupted moist quantum cat's paw	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 61
6245	electrified non-corrupted pulsating ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 60
6246	galvanized quantum demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 39
6247	corrupted double-corrupted blurry clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 50
6248	oxidized polarized mirror gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 69
6249	dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	zippy ruddy forbidden numberwang of the storm of the empath of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
6251	Vulcanized adjusted scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	double-alkaline blinking scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	ghostly lime green Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	rosewater-soaked frightening Van der Graaf forbidden Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	wholesome wicked personal trainer's Staff of the Staff of Life of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	Jack Frost's chaotic Staff of the Light Lunch of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	jittery hale studded brainy Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +20, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	knitted Annie Oakley's dance instructor's Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	jittery scorching Staff of the All-Steak of temperance of the businessman	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	squat veiny Rosewater's Staff of Fruit Salad of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	wobbly mirror lard-coated wholesome Staff of the Cream of the Cream of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	moldy grain of protein powder	3	crappy	
6268	corrupted blinking pec oil	0		Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 50
6269	huge gym membership card of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
6270	aerosolized frozen Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 35
6271	blinking massive dumbbell	0		
6272	chilly lion tamer's penguin keychain	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5
6273	modified ionized twirling O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 59
6274	artisanal open sauce	4	EPIC	
6275	Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's turkey leg	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
6276	special mediocre Ye Olde Meade	3	decent	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 50
6277	Vulcanized squat Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 51
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	pewter claymore of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
6280	bouncing wobbly Tesla artisanal rice peeler	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6281	spoiled yellow spinning heirloom grape tomato	3	crappy	
6282	wobbly chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	brown felt tophat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	yellow toasty veiny Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	double-paned crafty curative Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	sizzling savvy wizardly Mark III Steam-Hat of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	wobbly yellow Jim Carey's MacGyver's baleful supercool beefy Mark IV Steam-Hat	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	teal family-friendly rosy-cheeked baleful Mark V Steam-Hat of the ox of dire peril	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	tumbling gray steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	frosty veiny punk rock jacket	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
6292	bouncing teal Jack Frost's safety pin of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100
6293	snack-sized rotten stolen sushi	2	crappy	
6294	very overdue library book	0		
6295	drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	mirror cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	cyan fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	oxidized oxidized huge Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 66
6301	concentrated twirling bouncing possibility potion	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 56
6302	squat eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	spinning ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	flame-retardant dog trainer's healthy banded Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	friendly supercool sage stylish Jarlsberg's pan of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	skewed Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	quadruple-colloidal dry celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Is This Your Card?", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	activated pressed denatured wobbly celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	quantum colloidal celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	tarnished celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	blurry Uncle Buck of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Softcore Only
6312	pulsating crate of fish meat	0		
6313	damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	huge friendly therapeutic SCUBA tank	0		Familiar Weight: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Adventure Underwater
6316	blue lion tamer's razor-sharp deep six-shooter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
6317	frosty sea chaps of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	narrow chilly sea holster of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -40, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
6319	deionized fuchsia shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 15
6320	spinning scandalous long-forgotten necklace	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
6321	huge pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	scorching razor-sharp jam band of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25
6324	healthy steel-toed aquamariner's ring of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6325	family-friendly Da Vinci's aquamariner's necklace of courage	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6326	executive supercool pearl diver's ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
6327	pearl diver's necklace of wisdom of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
6328	twirling ghostly sushi doily	0		
6329	scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	fireproof resourceful hale cozy scimitar	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Breakable
6333	blinking scorching Staff of the Cozy Fish of wisdom of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Breakable
6334	Sherlock's chaotic baleful cozy bazooka	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Breakable
6335	educational sea mantle of incineration	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6336	shaking Oprah's stylish sea shawl	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	ghostly perfumed sea cape of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	saltwaterbed	0		
6339	frosty experienced muddy pirate hat	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	rosy-cheeked floral-print skirt of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	huge sharpshooter's spectral axe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10
6342	huge auspicious dog trainer's super-strong air freshener	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +10
6343	flattened moist twirling Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 64
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	moist ionized tumbling Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 53
6346	twirling Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	unsweetened improved non-diffused Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 53
6348	blue smooth Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Item Drop: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	miser's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Meat Drop: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	blue squat slick Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Moxie: +10
6352	wobbly Mer-kin stopwatch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Initiative: +50
6353	Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	dry gray squat Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 69
6355	extra-concentrated activated jittery Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 66
6356	squat Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	upside-down jittery Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	mirror Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	auspicious Mer-kin begsign	0		Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	corrupted pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	diffused pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	altered frozen deionized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	deionized skewed twirling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	flattened pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	irradiated alkaline pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	denatured activated pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	spinning twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	mediocre can of the cheapest beer	3	decent	
6372	bad fuchsia bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	4	decent	
6373	artisanal practically non-alcoholic single swig of vodka	1	EPIC	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	hardy testy toolbox	0		Maximum HP: +50, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	bouncing eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	dry dry ph balancer	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 12
6381	dry boiled blinking twirling mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 25
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	decent	
6384	jigsaw blade	0		
6385	mirror wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	double-dry huge Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 57
6390	Vulcanized teal Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 17
6391	frozen frozen warmed Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 21
6392	rosewater-soaked scale-mail underwear of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	aerosolized colloidal shaking twirling comb jelly	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee, Smokee", Effect Duration: 36
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	lime green inky squid sauce	0		
6396	blue Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	blurry glass	0		
6399	boiled quadruple-frozen pressed twirling Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 65
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	altered tear	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 46
6402	boiled Vulcanized red jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 53
6403	corrupted anodized grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 30
6404	dry diffused skewed violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Muscle", Effect Duration: 26
6405	triple-flattened adjusted tumbling worst candy	0		Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 35
6406	quadruple-corrupted altered fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 59
6407	gravedigger's flame-wreathed baleful Pocket Square of Loathing	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	shaking corrupted stardust	0		
6409	skewed spinning Star Spawn	0		
6410	teal bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	upside-down shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	huge upside-down clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	bite-sized decent flavorless gruel	1	good	
6416	adequate twirling mana curds	3	good	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	double-nitrogenated blurry moth dust	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 58
6420	pickled triple-boiled glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 32
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	snack-sized rotten vampire chowder	2	crappy	
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	red Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	normal blinking Dreadsylvanian stew	3	good	
6427	drinkable pulsating Dreadsylvanian	4	good	
6428	aerosolized ionized Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 65
6429	frozen blinking Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 31
6430	blue sage dreadful fedora of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	dreadful sweater of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	blue strapping dreadful glove	0		Muscle: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	teal Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	blue Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	pulsating Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	blue Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	blue Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	huge Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	ghostly horrifying Newton's Covers-Your-Head of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	ghostly perfumed lard-coated hardened Drapes-You-Regally	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	frosty electrified beefcake's Warms-Your-Tush	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	mirror baleful dangerous Helps-You-Sleep	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Blind
6444	twirling rosewater-soaked greasy Lo Pan's Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6445	coward's brawny Protects-Your-Junk	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip
6446	watered-down aged Gets-You-Drunk	2	awesome	
6447	flame-retardant Annie Oakley's occult Great Wolf's headband	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	olive MacGyver's Great Wolf's left paw of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	lightning-fast mansplainer's Great Wolf's right paw of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	wicked Great Wolf's rocket launcher of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	reassuring hale supercool Great Wolf's beastly trousers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	adjusted dry Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 58
6454	wobbly avaricious educational zombie mariachi hat of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	mansplainer's slick zombie accordion of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	energetic Sinatra's wizardly zombie mariachi pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	manspreader's stiffened HOA regulation book of vim and vigor	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10
6458	huge hardy smartaleck's supercool HOA zombie eyes	0		Moxie Percent: 50, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
6459	wobbly shaking HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	flame-retardant sizzling dog trainer's Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	scandalous crafty strapping Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	up-at-dawn wool ruddy Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	double-paned steel-toed fortified Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	pulsating supercharged Sinatra's Mayor Ghost's sash of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip
6467	tumbling Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	bland blurry ghost pepper	4	decent	
6469	pulsating smelly ruddy personal trainer's Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	mansplainer's personal trainer's beefy Drunkula's cape	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Usain Bolt's lard-coated Drunkula's silky pants of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +80, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	cool Drunkula's ring of haze of the ox of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	up-at-dawn Drunkula's wineglass	0		Adventures: +5
6475	mediocre bottle of Bloodweiser	3	decent	
6476	asbestos-lined stanky Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	zippy Rosewater's Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	yellow gravedigger's Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	executive flame-wreathed clever curative forbidden Herculean Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6480	gray Usain Bolt's Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, Thorns: 1
6481	Sherlock's hale Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Maximum HP: +20, Item Drop: +25
6482	scorching smooth Staff of the Roaring Hearth of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6483	twirling Kool-Aid	1	crappy	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	bland huge Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	7	decent	
6489	twirling pulsating music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	lime green tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	gray complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	narrow blood kiwi	0		
6497	yellow spinning tumbling eau de mort	0		
6498	delicious high-proof bloody kiwitini	6	awesome	
6499	mirror moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	prompt ribald scorching moon-amber necklace	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	huge ghost pencil	0		
6504	Temple Grandin's beefcake's hangman's hood of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
6505	rosy-cheeked personal trainer's savvy ring finger ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	squat MacGyver's cool iron helmet of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	ghostly blinking rosy-cheeked cool iron breastplate of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6510	shellacked supercool cool iron greaves	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	spinning Samson's ghost shawl of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Booze Drop: +100
6512	ghostly skull capacitor	0		
6513	tumbling ruddy warm fur	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
6514	Tesla snowstick	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6515	medical-grade eerie fetish	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
6516	perfectly mixed mirror stinkwater	3	super ultra EPIC	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	spoiled accidental mutton	3	crappy	
6519	blue drafty drawers of vim and vigor of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	tumbling pulsating fuchsia medical-grade quilted wolfskull mask	0		Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	knitted guts necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6522	purple shellacked beefy groping claw	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7
6523	spinning pulsating weightlifter's vengeful spirit	0		Muscle: +15
6524	beefcake's BOOtonniere	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
6525	activated ghost thread	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 25
6526	executive boxer's bag of unfinished business	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6527	bouncing healthy fortified transparent pants	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	bouncing occult hothammer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
6529	lousy Thriller Ice	3	decent	
6530	forbidden grandfather watch	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	miser's Jim Carey's spyglass	0		Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +10
6533	Herculean vial of hot blood	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
6534	dog trainer's remorseless knife	0		Experience (familiar): +1
6535	olive knitted intimidating coiffure	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	prompt Da Vinci's cod cape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Adventures: +3
6537	decent super-sized upside-down blood sausage	5	good	
6538	rosy-cheeked frying brainpan of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6539	experienced slick ball and chain	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Single Equip
6540	twirling scandalous dry bone	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
6541	tailbone shield of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Thorns: 1
6542	grievous tonguebone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
6543	jittery friendly pogo stick of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
6545	Socratic weedy skirt of chilblains of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	green up-at-dawn banded pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	skewed cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	sleaze cluster	0		
6556	concentrated unsweetened colloidal spinning phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 52
6557	triple-cold-filtered bouncing phial of coldness	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 37
6558	super-deionized huge phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Nuts about Candy", Effect Duration: 26
6559	ionized polymerized mirror phial of stench	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 20
6560	triple-magnetized irradiated phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 57
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	hand of Mr. Cards of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	special adequate Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	3	good	Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 50
6565	flavorless mirror teal Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	decent	
6566	gigantic stale shaking blurry Dreadsylvanian pocket	9	decent	
6567	snack-sized decent Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2	good	
6568	snack-sized moldy Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2	crappy	
6569	lousy practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1	decent	
6570	delicious Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	3	awesome	
6571	spirit-forward bad Dreadsylvanian grimlet	5	decent	
6572	perfectly mixed watered-down upside-down Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6573	bad special green Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	decent	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 35
6574	upside-down hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	bouncing Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	hot dog wrapper of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
6585	Fonzie's debonair deboner of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Food Drop: +100
6586	aerosolized oxidized chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 54
6587	strapping jar of frostigkraut	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Aura: 1
6588	green Usain Bolt's MacGyver's gnawed-up dog bone	0		Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +80
6589	stylish Grey Guanon	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Aura: 1
6590	supercharged steel-toed savvy Engorged Sausages and You	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30
6591	high-proof perfectly mixed olive dream of a dog	9	EPIC	
6592	zippy steel-toed occult optimal spreadsheet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +20
6593	spinning defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	pickled jittery twirling epic cluster	1	decent	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	mirror clockwork hand	0		
6600	blue clockwork hand	0		
6601	yellow clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	upside-down shaking clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	upside-down clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	artisanal weak Cold One	2	???	
6616	spoiled spaghetti breakfast	4	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	olive narrow folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	huge folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	lime green folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	mirror folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	twirling folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	pulsating folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	pulsating folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	shaking folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	yellow blurry folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	shaking folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	gray folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	grievous slide rule of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15
6649	denatured twirling blurry green Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 19
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	wobbly twirling twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted stepmom's booze	9	EPIC	
6653	twirling surgical tape	0		
6654	bouncing yellow dog trainer's band T-shirt	0		Experience (familiar): +1
6655	delicious irresponsibly strong fountain 'soda'	6	awesome	
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	blinking shellacked pickelhaube of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	moist pressed purple hair oil	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 53
6659	chilled scrap	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 53
6660	school spirit socket set	0		
6661	squat suspension bridge	0		
6662	jittery lard-coated curative Staff of the Lunch Lady of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6663	universal key	0		
6664	mirror world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	smelly deathchucks of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	modeling claymore	0		
6670	yellow clay homunculus	0		
6671	dry sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 14
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	colloidal squat superwater	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 69
6676	ghostly Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	greasy Yearbook Club Camera	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	frosty machete	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6680	mediocre ghostly Cursed Punch	4	decent	
6681	drinkable Bowl of Scorpions	4	good	
6682	drinkable fortified Fog Murderer	5	good	
6683	shaking book of matches	0		
6684	groovy surgical mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	red ruddy head mirror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	twirling half-size scalpel of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	jittery surgical apron of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	ribald bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	ghostly McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	shaking McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	red blinking boring binder clip	0		
6695	upside-down McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	blurry jittery dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	twirling bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	greedy wicked short-handled mop	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
6705	stale jungle floor wax	3	decent	
6706	smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	irradiated diffused blurry colorful toad	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 62
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	blurry hale pygmy briefs of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	huge short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	skewed wobbly bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	spinning Usain Bolt's hardy sphygmomanometer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +80
6716	altered cold-filtered dry cyan bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 32
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	horrifying stylish compression stocking	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
6719	scorching midriff scrubs of the detective	0		Hot Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
6720	chilled Vulcanized pill cup	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 31
6721	ghostly asbestos-lined horrifying lion tamer's water bottle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	quadruple-moist pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 28
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	flavorless small exotic jungle fruit	2	decent	
6725	mirror Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	tumbling ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	blue jittery funky junk key	0		
6731	Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	maroon clothesline pole	0		
6734	pulsating cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tumbling tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	lime green jagged scrap	0		
6739	enhanced ionized tumbling bent scrap	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 46
6740	pulsating blurry molten scrap	0		
6741	huge eternal car battery	0		
6742	blue junk band of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
6743	huge huge double-paned junk trunks	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	curative junk-mail shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6745	moldy tiny blinking junk food	1	crappy	
6746	hand-crafted watered-down junk yard	2	EPIC	
6747	Van der Graaf banded swordzall	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6748	energetic arm buzzer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
6749	upside-down ruddy boilgun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	ghostly jittery packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	ghostly upside-down handful of barley	0		
6753	pulsating cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	shaking skewed beer label	0		
6756	teal artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	acceptable squat can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted pulsating can of Drooling Monk	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	artisanal can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	mediocre watered-down bottle of Old Pugilist	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	lousy squat bottle of Professor Beer	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	artisanal bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	bad bottle of Race Car Red	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	smooth bottle of Greedy Dog	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	drinkable bottle of Lambada Lambic	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	wobbly tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	tumbling liquid bread	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	gray zippy MacGyver's sinister tin tam	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	colloidal pressed blurry tin cup	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	huge miser's sizzling tin foil of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	studded beefcake's tin drum of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	twirling blurry narrow tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	liquefied upside-down foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 28
6777	alkaline flattened blue jittery seal sweat	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 53
6778	quadruple-warmed vacuum-sealed boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 58
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	baleful slick studded sealhide shield	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25
6781	avaricious scabrous seal epaulets of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	flame-wreathed seal medal of Leguizamo of terror	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blank diary	0		
6789	spinning boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	jittery sharpened spoon	0		
6792	twirling candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	Vulcanized skewed disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 29
6796	electrified disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 28
6797	pickled disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 12
6798	irradiated spinning lime green disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 20
6799	quadruple-cold-filtered wet mirror disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 27
6800	polarized dry tumbling disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 65
6801	polymerized triple-moist wobbly disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 32
6802	double-moist wobbly disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 49
6803	super-improved disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 38
6804	non-activated irradiated quantum disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 65
6805	dry shaking green disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 32
6806	quadruple-improved quantum disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 46
6807	miser's Sinatra's The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	red toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	energetic beer-battered accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	bouncing rock-hard baritone accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	spinning friendly mama's squeezebox	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	guancertina of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	accordion file of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	tumbling toasty accord ion	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	shellacked bone bandoneon	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	jittery energetic pentatonic accordion	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	bouncing banded non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	squat vibrating padded Accordion of Jordion	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	cool autocalliope	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	tumbling ghostly resourceful accordionoid rocca	0		Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	pygmy concertinette of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	Da Vinci's ghost accordion of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	twirling blurry Herculean peace accordion	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	dangerous alarm accordion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	skewed stanky lion tamer's friendly All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	squat zippy strapping KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Muscle: +5, Initiative: +20
6828	lousy practically non-alcoholic discocktail	1	decent	
6829	KoL Con X Bingo Card of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
6830	Jeselnik's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
6831	frozen unsweetened mirror Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 47
6832	maroon Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	warmed Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 56
6834	polarized altered yellow box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 30
6835	energized diffused blinking shaking bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 58
6836	moist narrow PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 51
6837	polarized activated twirling Swizzler	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 58
6838	enhanced denatured wobbly Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 11
6839	boiled jam	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 17
6840	pressed adjusted lime green Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 42
6841	super-quantum frozen 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 46
6842	boiled spinning vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 58
6843	super-frozen diffused mirror bone bons	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 29
6844	pressed improved teal ironic mint	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 50
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	yellow blurry walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	wobbly killing jar	0		
6848	wobbly educational security flashlight	0		Experience: +1
6849	electrified pulsating tumbling Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 32
6850	upside-down teal dance instructor's supercool sturdy cane of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6851	huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	fuchsia a suspicious address	0		
6856	greedy Bal-musette accordion	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	wobbly upside-down reassuring Cajun accordion	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	Jeselnik's quirky accordion	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	scorching Skipper's accordion of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	resourceful Pantsgiving of the brute of chilblains of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	tasty special can of sardines	3	awesome	Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	spoiled high-calorie sugar substitute	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	immense delicious pat of butter	8	awesome	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	fancy decent upside-down yellow ghostly dinner roll	4	good	Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	gigantic adequate red mashed potatoes	9	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	low-calorie moldy whole turkey leg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	enchanted stale deviled egg	3	decent	Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	polarized fuchsia finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	ionized dented spoon	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	denatured ionized love note	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	colloidal nail file	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	enhanced dry tumbling candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	colloidal ionized spinning post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	blue blinking pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	shaking pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	pulsating double-paned supercharged bowl of petunias of Tarzan of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	prompt flame-retardant rosy-cheeked power sock of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	spinning nasty sinister arcane researcher's thinker's wool sock	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	wobbly nasty sizzling energetic moustache sock of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	vacuum-sealed huge spirit gum	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 45
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	teal spirit sheet	0		
6888	spirit mattress	0		
6889	spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	executive Fonzie's spirit bell of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	denatured blinking spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	alkaline boiled freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	alkaline ionized blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	dry handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	quadruple-altered quadruple-alkaline twirling tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "This Is Where You're a Viking", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	diffused Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	twirling Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	shaking mirror experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	wobbly hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	perfumed fortified flask flops	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6903	modified blurry nuts	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	non-polymerized yellow bolts	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	gigantic stale gingerbread robot	9	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	half-sized moldy special petit 4.1	2	crappy	Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	miniature flavorless nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	blurry stiffened plastic GORM-8	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	miser's plastic warbear	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	narrow wool plastic Toybot	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	plastic warbear fortress of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	gravedigger's Van der Graaf plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	skewed warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	skewed warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	blinking MacGyver's sinister warbear hoverbelt of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	spinning warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	alkaline concentrated warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	corrupted twirling warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	activated shaking warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	special toothsome teal warbear feasting bread	3	awesome	Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	tiny spoiled maroon warbear warrior bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	tiny toothsome pulsating warbear thermoregulator bread	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	irresponsibly strong drinkable enchanted huge warbear feasting mead	6	good	Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	acceptable blurry warbear bearserker mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	bad jittery warbear blizzard mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	brainy warbear plain fedora of vim and vigor of incineration	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	sizzling warbear feathered fedora	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	aromatic toasty savvy warbear fedora	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	huge Jim Carey's healthy warbear plain helm of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	yellow studded warbear spiked helm	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	squat curative quilted baleful warbear electro-spiked helm	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	clever supercharged Herculean warbear plain ushanka	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	cyan warbear lined ushanka of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	squat squat asbestos-lined ribald warbear heated ushanka of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	teal warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	mirror Sherlock's rosewater-soaked warbear party pants of the detective	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: 45, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	baleful warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	scandalous Temple Grandin's groovy warbear high festival pants	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	ruddy occult razor-sharp warbear battle greaves	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	arcane researcher's warbear officer greaves	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	clever stiffened warbear bearserker greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	red frightening toasty warbear johns of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	wobbly fuchsia coward's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	family-friendly banded warbear johns of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	knitted Da Vinci's warbear goggles of temperance	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	blinking clever warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	huge Jeselnik's grievous warbear polarized goggles of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	twirling censurious greasy warbear laser bowtie of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	huge warbear plasma bowtie of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	red scandalous healthy quilted warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	occult warbear warscarf of wisdom of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	blurry lime green Herculean warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	spinning knitted experienced boxer's warbear warscarf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	Jim Carey's warbear foil hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	mirror scorching warbear oil pan of the glutton	0		Hot Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	toasty warbear exhaust manifold	0		Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	skewed warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	cyan warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	skewed warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	ghostly blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	lion tamer's die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	wobbly die-cast Doc the Reindeer of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	wobbly sharpshooter's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	thinker's die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	olive skewed personal trainer's die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	shaking smooth die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	huge die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	mirror chaotic die-cast factory worker elf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	blue strapping die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	dog trainer's die-cast middle-management elf	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	greasy die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	Tesla die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	skewed wholesome die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	purple baleful beefcake's die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	die-cast turtle mech	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	die-cast Swiss hen of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	blinking foul-smelling die-cast killing bird	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	yellow die-cast ring of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	maroon auspicious die-cast goose a-laying	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	die-cast swarm a-swarming of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	Socratic die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	arcane researcher's die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	bouncing reassuring die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	teal die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of mayonnaise of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	bouncing stanky savvy die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	huge hardened smartaleck's die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	mirror twirling Lo Pan's cool die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	Sherlock's die-cast Father Crimbo of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	galvanized Vulcanized Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	jittery lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	mixed handful of Smithereens	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	tasty fuchsia Every Day is Like This Sundae	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	massive normal Miserable Pie	8	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	toothsome half-sized wobbly This Charming Flan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	enchanted artisanal Irish Coffee, English Heart	4	EPIC	Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	aged jittery Strikes Again Bigmouth	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic twirling Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	narrow Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	huge Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	narrow scandalous forbidden slick Work is a Four Letter Sword of James Dean	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	smelly supercharged rosy-cheeked educational Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	red gravedigger's lion tamer's mansplainer's Sheila Take a Crossbow of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	avaricious miser's greasy fortified A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	fuchsia healthy grievous supercool stylish Half a Purse	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	ghostly avaricious Jeselnik's curative Hairpiece On Fire of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	reassuring fireproof wholesome wicked Vicar's Tutu	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	blinking careful wicked Hand in Glove of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	yellow clever therapeutic Da Vinci's Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	sizzling Samson's Ouija Board, Ouija Board of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	twirling aromatic horrifying Fonzie's Hand that Rocks the Ladle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	ribald Saucepanic of the ox of the empath	0		Muscle: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	sharpshooter's Frankly Mr. Shank of the ox of the cougar	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	supercharged padded Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	frightening third-hand lantern	0		Spooky Damage: +5
7031	spinning gray loose purse strings	0		
7032	toothsome pickled egg	3	awesome	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	decent	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	bouncing warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	purple warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	pickled upside-down warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	narrow warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	bouncing warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	non-alkaline upside-down yellow glass slipper	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	modified green blinking antimatter wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	deionized warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	galvanized huge warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	pressed warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	adequate narrow warbear gyro	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	extra-dry wet tumbling recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	gray skewed warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	teal warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	half-sized normal breakfast mess	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	yummy breakfast miracle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	galvanized moist Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	red Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	squat hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	altered green grim fairy tale	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	blinking grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	chilled single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	electrified wet single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 13
7069	blurry Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	normal snow berries	3	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	adequate half-sized ice harvest	2	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	aerosolized unsweetened frost flower	0		Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	quantum quadruple-concentrated snow cleats	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	ionized extra-pickled spinning liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	spoiled snow crab	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	artisanal Ice Island Long Tea	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	spinning pulsating unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	upside-down ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	wobbly ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	Jeselnik's snow mobile	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	ribald ice bucket	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	flame-retardant wholesome snow shovel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	upside-down rock-hard supercool bod-ice of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	cyan fireproof lard-coated sinister snow belt of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	zippy double-paned sharpshooter's forbidden ice nine	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	hand-crafted skewed En Una Fila Tequila	3	EPIC	
7091	enchanted Skully's hot chocolate	1	awesome	Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 5
7092	gray Newton's groovy warbear dress helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	teal huge frightening Van der Graaf warbear dress bracers	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	ghostly greasy steel-toed warbear dress greaves	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	upside-down weightlifter's sweatband of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	gray crafty Socratic gym shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	twirling smooth ankleweights of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	supercharged hale boxer's brainy sweat socks	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	modified yellow Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	chilled mirror powder	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	toasty licorice whip	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	acceptable practically non-alcoholic snakebite	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	upside-down blurry sizzling dog trainer's candy stick	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	normal pecan	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	bland pecan pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	twirling huge chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	tasty candy mountain oyster	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	artisanal high-proof chocotini	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	chaotic MacGyver's chocolate rabbit's foot of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	decent diet candy carrot	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	special yummy candy carrot cake	4	awesome	Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	blinking inspector's carrot-on-a-stick of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	fuchsia wizardly beefcake's weasel stomping pants	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	adequate yellow mulberry	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	perfectly mixed mulled berry wine	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	shaking lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	nippy lemon party hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	red lemon shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	Rosewater's lemon drop trousers	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	Vulcanized dry lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	frosty steel-toed gummi sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	altered colloidal small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	shaking supercool chocolate cow bone	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	boiled aerosolized non-chilled gummi fang	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	spoiled leftover canap&eacute;s	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	delicious magnum of champagne	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	flame-wreathed toasty cow creamer of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	anodized magnetized shaking Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	wobbly maroon lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	spinning steel-toed wolf whistle of the blizzard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	moldy half-sized witch's bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	Vulcanized witch's brew	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	avaricious curative stylish witch's bra	0		Moxie: +25, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	distilled bad mid-level medieval mead	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	wet shaking lime green R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Yet tea", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	tarnished triple-anodized hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Elemental Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	irradiated spinning hare brush	0		Effect: "Armor-Plated", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	electrified stylish hare pin	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	toothsome cinnamon cannoli	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	tolerable upside-down expensive champagne	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	flattened cold-filtered blinking polo trophy	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	ghostly oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	twirling ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	huge red straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	skewed	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	huge clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	blinking filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	tumbling olive parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	twirling shaking stanky fire hose of wisdom of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	moldy fireman's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	scandalous dance instructor's plain paper hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	jumbo flavorless ice cream sandwich	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	skewed Temple Grandin's wholesome baleful &quot;honey&quot; dipper	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	flavorless plumber's lunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	avaricious inspector's skull gearshift knob of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	jumbo flavorless gray nachos of the night	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	upside-down studded occult Sketcherz&trade; of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	decent snack-sized ghostly can of Adultwitch&trade;	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	adjusted triple-ionized squat blue smudge stick	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	modified altered wall	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	smooth tankard of ale	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	colloidal concentrated scroll case	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	chilled ghostly teal jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	jittery squat gray juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	jittery crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	normal bouncing humble pie	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	unsweetened green crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 56
7178	yellow Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	pulsating The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	skewed The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	skewed squat The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	jittery The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	green Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	watered-down drinkable unnamed cocktail	2	good	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	stanky unrequired jacket	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
7190	tumbling Sherlock's tommy gun	0		Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	mirror throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	chaotic beefy breadchucks	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10
7196	skewed shuriken salad	0		
7197	Samson's combat fan	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
7198	frosty grievous silk skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	blowdart	0		
7200	wobbly censurious Buddy Bjorn	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	smelly healthy occult The Nuge's favorite crossbow	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7202	half-sized spoiled sweet roll Alabama	2	crappy	
7203	squat electrified Saturday Night Special	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	yellow fleetwood chain of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
7206	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Green Manalishi	1	good	
7207	blade of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
7208	fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	flattened altered red eagle feather	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 68
7211	galvanized mirror one pill	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 39
7212	upside-down jittery quilted Jefferson wings	0		Damage Absorption: +40
7213	mirror fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	bland immense fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	8	decent	
7216	blue lynyrd skin	0		
7217	blurry curative lynyrdskin cap	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	lynyrdskin tunic of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
7219	lynyrdskin breeches of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	high-proof acceptable Flamin' Whatshisname	9	good	
7223	double-wet energized huge lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 54
7224	mirror rock-hard Kashmir sweater of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
7225	adequate custard pie	4	good	
7226	tea for one	1	decent	
7227	triple-distilled hand-crafted bottle of Evermore	9	EPIC	
7228	box	0		
7229	acceptable teal wine	3	good	
7230	drinkable purple rum	3	good	
7231	practically non-alcoholic delicious Murderer's Punch	1	awesome	
7232	stale gigantic upside-down velvet cake	7	decent	
7233	ionized chilled letter	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 61
7234	horrifying nippy book	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25
7235	Da Vinci's masque of the detective	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
7236	yellow red-hot poker of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7237	fireproof Red X Shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3
7238	green badge of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7239	upside-down knitted shirt of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3
7240	green arcane researcher's experienced coat	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7241	prompt smartaleck's shoe	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
7242	huge button	0		
7243	spinning button	0		
7244	quadruple-diffused spinning blood cells	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 30
7245	vacuum-sealed bouncing skewed eye	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 40
7246	spinning glark cable	0		
7247	huge manspreader's resourceful Red Fox glove	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	double-vacuum-sealed wobbly foxglove	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 37
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	lime green reassuring stiffened smartaleck's brawny Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	skewed jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	bad green mini-martini	3	decent	
7256	green smoke grenade	0		
7257	altered molotov soda	1	crappy	
7258	corrupted tumbling pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Antibiotic Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 64
7259	ghostly crate of firebombs	0		
7260	mirror firebomb	0		
7261	Fonzie's beefcake's Sneaky Pete's basket of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Candy Drop: +100
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	bouncing photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	narrow photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	fireproof gravedigger's Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of chilblains of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	ghostly wobbly Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	spinning Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	veiny plastic Professor What	0		Maximum HP: +10
7273	plastic Jared the Duskwalker of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
7274	pulsating savvy plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
7275	sage plastic Gary Claybender	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
7276	horrifying plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Spooky Damage: +25
7277	anodized squat robot grease	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 53
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	boiled wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 44
7280	ionized polymerized wobbly wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 39
7281	deionized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 62
7282	polarized alkaline wobbly wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 22
7283	moist vacuum-sealed wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 44
7284	olive frightening rosy-cheeked crying statue earrings	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	medical-grade plastic Duskwalker necklace of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	Jim Carey's savvy plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	quilted Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	cyan squat greedy friendly Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	maroon jittery bouncing chilly amok putter of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5
7290	snack-sized decent amok pudding	2	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	aerosolized adjusted squat can of V-11	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	chilly careful elevennis shoes	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	gray elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	bouncing Temple Grandin's elevenderizing hammer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	padded Professor What T-Shirt	0		Damage Absorption: +20
7298	heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	bouncing twirling Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	bouncing Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	quadruple-ionized magnetized pressed eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 41
7309	triple-oxidized modified shaking rosewater cream	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 67
7310	oxidized tarnished red bronzer	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 53
7311	blurry reassuring personal trainer's elegant nightstick	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	huge green rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	bouncing spinning jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	scandalous wholesome shellacked ghost of a necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5
7319	green MacGyver's therapeutic Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Maximum MP: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7320	Vulcanized oxidized tumbling Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 12
7321	careful hale Stephen's lab coat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -10
7322	oxidized blurry Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 29
7323	gravedigger's razor-sharp Jacob's rung	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
7324	diluted huge blue battery	1		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 50
7325	aged spinning snakebite	3	awesome	
7326	twirling jittery inspector's Lo Pan's rubber ribcage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15
7327	boiled upside-down synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 10
7328	wet squat funny bone	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 62
7329	twirling reassuring Van der Graaf half-melted spoon	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7330	dehydrated narrow the funk	1		
7331	special flavorless gunky chicken	3	decent	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 10
7332	skewed dance instructor's doll head	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	jittery voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	executive quilted paddle-ball	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40
7336	deionized super-moist mirror sound effects record	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 33
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	triple-alkaline blue dancer	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 17
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	narrow beefcake's moose antlers	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	polymerized denatured moose thought	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 13
7342	rotten half-sized moose chocolate	2	crappy	
7343	weak perfectly mixed painting of a glass of wine	2	EPIC	
7344	tumbling oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	shaking doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	arcane researcher's Da Vinci's ghost toga	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
7348	rotten diet yellow jittery sheet cake	1	crappy	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	ghostly picture of you	0		
7351	avaricious rock-hard personal trainer's Staff of the Electric Range	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +30
7352	yummy massive tumbling deluxe layer cake	8	awesome	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	hand-crafted red-hot boilermaker	3	EPIC	
7355	curative coal shovel	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	polarized jittery hot coal	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 45
7357	oxidized super-diffused adjusted coal dust	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 52
7358	hardy banded Bram's choker of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7359	twirling plaid swatch	0		
7360	green plaid bandage	0		
7361	squat plaid pocket square of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
7362	pulsating hardy plaid skirt of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	Vulcanized bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 25
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	alkaline shaking fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 60
7366	hand-crafted bottle of laundry sherry	3	EPIC	
7367	alkaline industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 54, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	bland bite-sized extra-flat panini	1	decent	
7369	diffused pickled mangled finger	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 32
7370	practically non-alcoholic delicious Psychotic Train wine	1	awesome	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	yummy squat pie man was not meant to eat	3	awesome	
7373	fuchsia sommelier's towel of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
7374	smelly tarnished tastevin	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7375	flavorless mirror upside-down actual tapas	3	decent	
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	quilted educational ghast iron cleaver	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +40
7378	blinking baleful ghast iron Garibaldi of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	ghostly banded baleful ghast iron heater shield	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100
7380	mansplainer's groovy ghast iron codpiece	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Pendant of Gargalesis of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7382	blinking skewed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	polarized Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Super Accuracy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	diffused huge Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	liquefied flattened jittery Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	nitrogenated moist Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	vacuum-sealed improved upside-down Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	corrupted Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "The Real Deal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	adjusted vacuum-sealed Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	colloidal warmed Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	liquefied Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	warmed Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	modified aerosolized Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	quadruple-moist Vulcanized fuchsia Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	concentrated deionized cyan Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	pickled dry shaking Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	aerosolized extra-chilled wobbly lime green Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	diffused triple-moist electrified Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	wet ionized lime green Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	tarnished denatured activated Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	modified activated teal Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	energized narrow Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	Vulcanized Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	flattened adjusted Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	blinking Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	gray Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	squat upside-down Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	narrow Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	spinning Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	teal Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	spinning Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	olive Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	squat Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	narrow Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	fuchsia pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	pulsating twirling Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	skewed salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	ionized triple-concentrated sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	jittery Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	tarnished pickled Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	chilled Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	deionized improved alkaline squat narrow fuchsia Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	activated cold-filtered huge Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	electrified concentrated shaking Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	polarized Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	extra-polymerized wet Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	pulsating Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	decent Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	yummy tiny shaking Brain Food Pastaco	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	miniature normal Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	toothsome Medical Pastaco	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	small spoiled Energy Buzz Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	flavorless Ludovico Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	tolerable jittery overpowering mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	mediocre triple-distilled complex mushroom wine	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	practically non-alcoholic mediocre smooth mushroom wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	acceptable blood-red mushroom wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	smooth yellow blurry buzzing mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	weak bad blurry swirling mushroom wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	flavorless snack-sized mirror Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	adequate Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	twirling Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	mediocre blue wobbly regular-size brogurt	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	hand-crafted super-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	bad broberry brogurt	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	fancy artisanal practically non-alcoholic brocolate brogurt	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	bad high-proof spinning wobbly French bronilla brogurt	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	pulsating industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	groovy Brogre brorts	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	smooth Brogre brolo shirt	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	tumbling Brogre bucket hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	ghostly Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	red perfumed gravedigger's dance instructor's 8-billed baseball cap	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	grievous strapping extremely wet T-shirt of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	ghostly wobbly scandalous banded shrimp fork of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	non-dry super-colloidal BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	pressed colloidal magnetized go-go potion	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	ionized double-cold-filtered shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	electrified Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	resourceful string of moist beads	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	wobbly Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	super-warmed concentrated improved Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	concentrated oxidized sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	tarnished red sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	lousy skewed Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	decent	
7483	distilled hand-crafted spinning fuchsia La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	5	EPIC	
7484	weak hand-crafted Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	2	EPIC	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	bouncing triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	tolerable bouncing bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	good	
7492	maroon shaking blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	jittery ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	irradiated nitrogenated corrupted Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 14
7500	map	0		
7501	shaking maroon	0		
7502	flattened nitrogenated quadruple-enhanced Texas tea	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 28
7503	nippy dark hamethyst ring	0		Cold Damage: +10
7504	tumbling cool dark baconstone ring	0		Moxie: +5
7505	wobbly dark porquoise ring	0		Item Drop: +5
7506	friendly energetic book	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3
7507	family-friendly cloak	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
7508	label	0		
7509	adequate Mornington crescent roll	3	good	
7510	warmed chilled eye shadow	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 58
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	corrupted nitrogenated skewed poppy	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 58
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	teal gravedigger's Socratic duonoculars	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	gray witch's spare house key	0		
7517	reassuring spider leg of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	aged glass of bourbon	4	awesome	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	spoiled thick government cheese	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	teal veiny pair of government shades	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	super-Vulcanized fuchsia government	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	wet non-flattened alien drugs	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	spinning green mirror weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	upside-down alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	avaricious inspector's government-issued night-vision goggles	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	rotten miniature gray skewed loaf of alien bread	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	flavorless grilled cheese sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	vaporized bouncing alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	weak mediocre rocket fuel	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	maroon alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	artisanal stealth bomber	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	upside-down ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	jittery up-at-dawn space beast fur hat	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	shaking space beast fur pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	crafty space beast fur whip	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	blurry executive strapping space heater	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	squat space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	triple-distilled drinkable space port	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	mirror lightning-fast space needle of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	concentrated magnetized squat buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	ghostly hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	deionized frozen huge ash soda	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	dry improved liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	quadruple-flattened pickled nitrogenated dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	warmed warmed gray bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	quadruple-wet squat tumbling bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	page	0		
7556	upside-down elephant gift	0		
7557	cold-filtered gray blood cells	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 62
7558	hand-crafted wine	3	EPIC	
7559	non-dry vacuum-sealed gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 47
7560	turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	aerosolized adjusted spinning giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 56
7562	chilled musk turtle	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 51
7563	moist narrow red programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 69
7564	double-nitrogenated anodized irradiated mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 31
7565	stale ham steak	3	decent	
7566	skewed deadly time-twitching toolbelt	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	spinning spinning Chroner	0		
7568	twirling greasy scandalous Time Lord Badge of Honor of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7569	resourceful sage beefy Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50
7570	super-pressed blinking Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 20
7571	coward's silent pea shooter of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -20
7572	bland D roll	3	decent	
7573	jittery wicked kiwi beak of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +5
7574	perfectly mixed boozy upside-down New Zealand iced tea	5	EPIC	
7575	droll monocle of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
7576	nitrogenated dry bouncing future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 32
7577	modified blue future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 45
7578	oxidized shaking future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 35
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	powdered liquid shifting time weirdness	1		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 40
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	rotten rack of dinosaur ribs	3	crappy	
7583	bad purple scotch on the rocks	4	decent	
7584	huge medical-grade Herculean yabba dabba doo rag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	gray jittery wooly loincloth of the sewer of courage	0		Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	wobbly helix fossil	0		
7587	mirror S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	mirror wobbly Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	drinkable high-proof cyan glass of &quot;milk&quot;	9	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	aged weak blurry cup of &quot;tea&quot;	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	practically non-alcoholic drinkable thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	tolerable purple Lucky Lindy	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Bee's Knees	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	enchanted artisanal Sockdollager	4	EPIC	Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	tolerable Ish Kabibble	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	artisanal squat teal Hot Socks	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	perfectly mixed Phonus Balonus	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	delicious Flivver	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	mediocre Sloppy Jalopy	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	pressed flame	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 17
7601	polymerized temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 17
7602	wet galvanized green Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 36
7603	pickled Vulcanized neckbeard	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 35
7604	oxidized artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 34
7605	corrupted tumbling punk patch	0		Effect: "Baconstoned", Effect Duration: 41
7606	pressed enhanced wobbly steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 32
7607	non-ionized polymerized galvanized ghostly vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 51
7608	dry olive turtle mud	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 43
7609	magnetized gray Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 28
7610	electrified purple spinning Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 46
7611	modified Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 61
7612	boiled polarized blinking tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 25
7613	irradiated spinning bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 57
7614	liquefied tarnished bouncing olive tumbling voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 40
7615	quadruple-magnetized huge maroon pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 39
7616	dry pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 39
7617	polarized warmed pulsating short deposition	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 23
7618	deionized extra-enhanced purple straw pole	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 48
7619	pressed nitrogenated copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 29
7620	liquefied ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 29
7621	boiled altered ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 60
7622	modified magnetized button rouge	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 36
7623	diffused tumbling Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 33
7624	pressed double-wet blinking jittery lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 68
7625	activated extra-electrified blinking flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 31
7626	altered oyster badge	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 66
7627	vacuum-sealed bouncing plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 43
7628	ionized corrupted wobbly skewed dancing fan	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 47
7629	vacuum-sealed page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 44
7630	irradiated blinking gray magic powder	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 26
7631	polarized boiled extra-polarized huge bouncing friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 66
7632	polarized boiled galvanized upside-down government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 61
7633	activated non-deionized alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Memento Moir&eacute;", Effect Duration: 65
7634	tarnished ionized irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 17
7635	nitrogenated double-activated cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 42
7636	upside-down purple fireproof shellacked shell of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	weightlifter's pillow shell	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	huge whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Item Drop: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	oil shell of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	experienced turtle shell of the cougar of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	olive shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	twirling duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	huge pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	red aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	dry gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Big Ol' Glass of Rum", Effect Duration: 49
7650	liquefied catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 64
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	maroon fishbone corset	0		
7655	fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	tumbling fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	blinking fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	jittery mirror fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	cyan neoprene skullcap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	irradiated goblin water	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 21
7661	narrow dumb mud	0		
7662	stale super-sized Sogg-Os	5	decent	
7663	pulsating electrified Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the bloodbag of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
7664	nitrogenated nitrogenated Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 56
7665	energized liquid ice	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 66
7666	lousy Wet Russian	3	decent	
7667	adequate ghostly filet of The Fish	3	good	
7668	bouncing Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	cyan miser's curative wizardly thunder down underwear	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	Usain Bolt's Herculean famous raincoat of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	mirror inspector's lion tamer's slick lightning rod	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	rosy-cheeked law-abiding citizen cane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
7673	tolerable legitimate business on the beach	4	good	
7674	up-at-dawn hep waders	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	rotten super-sized jive turkey leg	5	crappy	
7676	ghostly yellow thinker's birdbone corset	0		Mysticality: +10
7677	triple-moist improved candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 15
7678	4-dimensional fez of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	Jim Carey's super-absorbent tarp	0		Monster Level: +25
7681	artisanal unquiet spirits	3	EPIC	
7682	aromatic banjo kazoo mount	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7683	irradiated extra-polymerized grass	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 47
7684	bouncing Time Lord Participation Mug of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
7685	yellow occult Time Bandit Time Towel of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25
7686	blurry miser's nippy Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
7687	colloidal dog ointment	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 19
7688	energetic gumshoes of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip
7689	flapper floppers of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
7690	cyan lion tamer's sneakeasies of temperance	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
7691	gray skewed flame-retardant groovy plastic nunchaku	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	miser's brawny hand whip of the dark arts	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	ghostly knitted electrified glow-in-the-dark necklace of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	olive squat scorching vibrating savvy cap gun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	jittery yellow hardened cassette player of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	gray chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	lime green &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	galvanized ionized nitrogenated confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	triple-nitrogenated modified confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	ionized confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	ghostly gray LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	spinning LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	upside-down The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	liquefied triple-ionized rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	greasy rubber cape of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	Tesla energetic curative arcane researcher's Thor's Pliers	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	dry activated teal candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 49
7711	bouncing rosy-cheeked water wings for babies of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5
7712	beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	snack-sized rotten Strix stix	2	crappy	
7714	Sherlock's aromatic supercool vampire pellet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25
7715	hand-crafted weak non-aged vinegar	2	EPIC	
7716	rock-hard unsanitized scalpel	0		Damage Reduction: 5
7717	gladiator tunica of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
7718	shaking blue veiny Roman sadnals	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
7719	narrow energetic madius	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
7720	ghostly Fonzie's radiator heater shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
7721	galvanized activated salt wages	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 21
7722	blue Temple Grandin's centurion helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	huge Socratic pteruges	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	triple-irradiated oxidized Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 27
7726	magnetized Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 30
7727	activated improved bouncing Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
7728	super-alkaline irradiated altered Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 41
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	blurry transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	jittery Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	blurry Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	twirling squat Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	maroon Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	skewed Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	blinking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	teal wool Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	chaotic Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	tumbling Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	tumbling cyan flame-retardant cool Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	adequate Xiblaxian ultraburrito	4	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Xiblaxian space-whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	Vulcanized They liver	0		Effect: "Bricked-In", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	yummy They liver popsicle	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	mixed fuchsia residual zeal	1		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	studded Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	crafty defective Golden Mr. Accessory of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7767	skewed lime green airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	foul-smelling sage Personal Ventilation Unit of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	irradiated chilled tumbling the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	special moldy &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	crappy	Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	twisted tumbling blurry transdermal smoke patch	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	Usain Bolt's nasty stiffened pair of plants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	huge foul-smelling hardy wizardly Sasq&trade; watch	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	jittery executive manspreader's occult smoker's cloak	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	extremely unsafe razor-sharp camouflage T-shirt of the bloodbag of the storm	0		Weapon Damage Percent: 125, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	dry polarized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	wobbly shaking cyan zippy supercool heavy-duty clipboard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	friendly slick battery-powered drill of the brazier of incineration	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	normal bite-sized limp broccoli	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	fireproof ribald Newton's hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	magnetized monkey barf	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	concentrated moist candy	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	therapeutic slick jangly bracelet of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	twirling cuddly teddy bear of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ghostly ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	squat nasty extremely unsafe first-aid pouch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	unsweetened airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	teal bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	twirling Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	normal olive initiative shawarma	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	spoiled warm war shawarma	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	rotten bouncing karma shawarma	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Jungle Juice	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	tolerable enchanted narrow Amnesiac Ale	3	good	Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	aged irresponsibly strong Highest Bitter	10	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	Tesla energetic mercenary pistol	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	medical-grade healthy mercenary rifle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	twirling blue narrow Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	twirling twirling Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	upside-down TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	upside-down Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	blinking viral DNA	0		
7812	ghostly yellow tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	flavorless seared dino steak	3	decent	
7814	acceptable practically non-alcoholic bottle of drinkin' gas	1	good	
7815	mirror handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	olive gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	sentient meat mass	0		
7822	zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	twirling french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	jittery Van der Graaf hardened baleful iShield	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
7825	MacGyver's deadly Da Vinci's earbuds	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
7826	Usain Bolt's scandalous iFlail of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +80
7827	spoiled unidentifiable dried fruit	4	crappy	
7828	irresponsibly strong fancy aged flat cider	10	awesome	Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 35
7829	shaking fuchsia crafty trench lighter of Tarzan of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	modified teal experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	tumbling encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	blinking spinning pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	wobbly ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	bouncing Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	irradiated altered perl necklace	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	quadruple-dry narrow upside-down Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	colloidal blurry olive ruby on canes	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	moldy petit fortran	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	moldy big java cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	bland half-sized cookie cookie	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	plastic exo-suited miner of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	blinking occult plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	executive plastic Crimbot	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	pulsating wholesome plastic Crimbomega	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	denatured wobbly flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Nasty, Nasty Breath", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	gravedigger's radiation-resistant helmet	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	cyan quilted servo-assisted exo-pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	cyan high-energy mining laser of the ox of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	huge nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	shaking spinning Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	maroon Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	blue Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	blinking Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	mirror Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	skewed Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	teal Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	shaking Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	olive Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	maroon Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	twirling Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	wobbly Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	bouncing Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	narrow Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	squat recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	narrow recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	squat recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	olive recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	Sinatra's savvy Size XI Wizard's Robe of the glutton	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	alkaline bouncing Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 43
7915	energized adjusted Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 43
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	magnetized BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 22
7918	double-wet Moonds	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 17
7919	concentrated spinning Big Punk	0		Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 61
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	acceptable Friendly Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	tolerable gray Agitated Turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	bad wobbly jittery Ambitious Turkey	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	stale neutron lollipop	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	enchanted perfectly mixed strong lime green gamma nog	5	EPIC	Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	mixed huge upside-down cyan single atom	1	EPIC	Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	sleeve deuce	0		
7942	lime green pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	blurry frightening outlaw bandana of the pedagogue of the businessman	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50
7947	high-proof aged whiskey in a broken glass	10	awesome	
7948	bad irresponsibly strong shot of mescal	6	decent	
7949	drinkable extra-dry glass of herbal tequila	5	good	
7950	twirling minin' dynamite	0		
7951	rosy-cheeked plaid cowboy hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	lime green lasso	0		
7953	aromatic rusted-out shootin' iron of the sewer of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	blinking olive Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	narrow huge even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	jittery box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	yellow copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	squat prompt dog trainer's savvy Staff of Ed of the empath	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	tumbling wobbly amulet	0		
7964	friendly Staff of Fats	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	maroon Ka coin	0		
7967	slick World's Best Adventurer sash	0		Moxie: +10
7968	spinning topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	squat boning knife	0		
7971	red Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	diluted mummified fig	1	good	
7973	diluted bouncing mummified loaf of bread	1	decent	
7974	altered tumbling mummified beef haunch	1	decent	
7975	jittery linen bandages	0		
7976	teal cotton bandages	0		
7977	ghostly silk bandages	0		
7978	wobbly holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	blinking skewed sacramental wine	0		
7981	huge talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	narrow flame-retardant brainy Sister Accessory	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Softcore Only
7984	diffused Vulcanized mirror Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
7985	spinning foul-smelling hardy parachute	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	huge therapeutic wicked pad	0		Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	therapeutic peeler of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	Newton's pettipants of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	mirror foul-smelling panama hat of terror	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	cyan padded pulsera of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	purple wool sinister police baton	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	up-at-dawn nasty medical-grade arcane researcher's supercool plus-fours of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	reassuring smooth porkpie	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	steel-toed wicked pepper mill	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	jittery groovy brainy pelerine	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	foul-smelling phantom mask of the early riser	0		Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	altered blinking polyesterene powder	1		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	powdered powder	1		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	improved alkaline tumbling tumbling choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	pickled smart watch	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	frozen magnetized augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	tumbling spinning wool toy Crimbot power glove	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	toy Crimbot super fist of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	double-dry green Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	spinning Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	squat heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	Lo Pan's MacGyver's strapping Crimbomega drive chain	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	squat Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	tumbling Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	adjusted vacuum-sealed upside-down fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	oxidized boiled chilled flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "The Strength... of the Future", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	vacuum-sealed modified ionized and rain stick	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 62
8019	Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	bland Choco-Mint patty	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	perfectly mixed hot mint schnocolate	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	modified huge homeopathic mint tea	1	good	Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	purple jittery muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	upside-down artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	shaking Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	cyan continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	narrow stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	skewed alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	chaotic banded tope&eacute;	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	narrow family-friendly topiary tights of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
8036	lime green shaking brainy topiary necktie	0		Mysticality: +5
8037	special small adequate bouncing bowl of topioca	2	good	Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 35
8038	wobbly topiary skunk	0		
8039	jittery topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	cyan trusty whip	0		
8041	blurry crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	yellow pot of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
8044	fuchsia spelunking fedora of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
8045	pulsating rosy-cheeked sturdy machete	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
8046	weightlifter's shotgun	0		Muscle: +15
8047	narrow narrow healthy boomerang	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
8049	Da Vinci's mining helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
8050	brainy X-ray goggles	0		Mysticality: +5, Luck: +5
8051	tumbling ribald cape	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
8052	jetpack of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	hardened pickaxe	0		Damage Reduction: 3
8056	torch	0		
8057	careful [spelunking test kit] of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -10
8058	huge brainy plasma rifle	0		Mysticality: +5
8059	ghostly Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	twirling lime green scandalous The Joke Book of the Dead of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	jittery coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	teal Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	blinking monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	twisted	1	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	squat gray Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	narrow warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	ghostly janitor sponge	0		
8073	upside-down Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	shaking greedy Sherlock's rosy-cheeked Spelunker's fedora	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	gray skewed Jeselnik's healthy extremely unsafe Spelunker's whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	smartaleck's Rosewater's Spelunker's khakis of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	skewed Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	shaking Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	spinning blinking rat carcass	0		
8092	wobbly weightlifter's wicker kickers of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	spinning family-friendly arcane researcher's wicker slicker	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	fuchsia frightening razor-sharp wicker knickers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	dog trainer's wicker ticker of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	energetic ruddy wicker sticker	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	friendly Annie Oakley's wicker clicker	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	vaporized cyan wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	rosy-cheeked wizardly belt	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	spinning scorching badge of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	skewed boxer's bowl of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	padded smartaleck's brooch	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	asbestos-lined breeches of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	gray savvy stylish backpack	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	altered blinking pulsating bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	scorching chilly anvil	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	teal rosewater-soaked thinker's akubra	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	lard-coated careful apron	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	resourceful ascot of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	huge censurious veiny attache case	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	lightning-fast sage accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	diluted twirling huge blinking aerosolized	1		Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	ghostly stanky wig of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	squat studded Newton's winch crank	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	stanky shellacked widget	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	auspicious wholesome whisk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	double-paned walker of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	mirror Usain Bolt's foul-smelling waders	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	denatured purple flakes	1		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	wobbly fireproof toasty gaiters	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	huge nasty chilly garland	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	dangerous smooth gunnysack	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	mirror garibaldi of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	red wool girdle of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	personal trainer's gloves of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	pickled skewed smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	gray twirling healthy fiberglass fetish of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	aromatic Annie Oakley's fiberglass foil	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	up-at-dawn Lo Pan's fiberglass fannypack	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	boxer's fiberglass frock of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	squat squat asbestos-lined fiberglass fingerguard of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	deadly fiberglass fedora of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	diluted lime green fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	scorching rubber spatula	0		Hot Damage: +25
8139	flame-wreathed spoon	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
8140	lime green slick crystalline reamer	0		Moxie: +10
8141	upside-down zippy macroplane grater	0		Initiative: +20
8142	bastard baster of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8143	wobbly obsidian nutcracker of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
8144	talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	Jim Carey's glass eye of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 10, Single Equip
8146	chilled invisible potion	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 52
8147	olive time shuriken	0		
8148	friendly ninjammies of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	unsweetened cold-filtered bouncing ghostly Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 68
8150	ionized moist sugar sphere	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 19
8151	denatured dry shaking Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 58
8152	irradiated altered green polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 61
8153	anodized candy dish	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 49
8154	polymerized pulsating Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 22
8155	altered diffused colloidal blinking red talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Adorable Lookout", Effect Duration: 55
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	upside-down bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	tumbling half of a tooth	0		
8160	quantum alkaline fuchsia mouse skull	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 57
8161	quantum altered really thick spine	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 59
8162	beefcake's skullcap of the brazier	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	jittery greedy rosewater-soaked three-legged pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	jittery aromatic remaindered axe of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Resistance: +1
8165	maroon narrow low-budget shield	0		
8166	wobbly thinker's cr&ecirc;epy mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	toothsome thick baguette	5	awesome	
8168	huge glob of icing	0		
8169	activated tumbling ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 56
8170	frozen cold-filtered mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 39
8171	hand-crafted pulsating unflavored wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	Newton's sewer snake	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
8174	rotten pigeon egg	3	crappy	
8175	horrifying jaunty feather of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25
8176	delicious weak premium malt liquor	2	awesome	
8177	toasty brown paper pants of the boozehound	0		Hot Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
8178	cyan sage brown paper bag mask of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20
8179	scandalous ring of telling skeletons what to do	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	squat nasty breadwand	0		Stench Damage: +5
8181	Jeselnik's loafers	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	yellow twirling narrow forbidden bread basket	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	pulsating Jim Carey's The Crown of Ed the Undying of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	bad weak blinking narrow Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2	decent	
8189	tolerable wobbly squat Radberry Rip wine cooler	4	good	
8190	lousy Orangemageddon wine cooler	3	decent	
8191	artisanal Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	EPIC	
8192	aged Citrus Crush wine cooler	4	awesome	
8193	adequate plain bagel	4	good	
8194	jumbo moldy glob of cream cheese	5	crappy	
8195	tasty loaf of soda bread	3	awesome	
8196	bland acceptable bagel	3	decent	
8197	adequate half-sized upside-down standard-issue cupcake	2	good	
8198	enchanted normal ultra-deluxe cupcake	4	good	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 20
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	flavorless popular tart	3	decent	
8201	teal upside-down narrow no-handed pie	0		
8202	tarnished nitrogenated Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 22
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	tumbling lime green one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	greasy expensive camera of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	lime green sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	moist aerosolized blinking How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	upside-down bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	spinning smelly smooth rigging rope	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	compressed mirror nasty snuff	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	rosewater-soaked forbidden sewage-clogged pistol	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	flattened quadruple-warmed narrow gray beard incense	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	medical-grade perfume-soaked bandana of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	massive delicious toxo	9	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	weak aged Lemonade-235	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	purple avaricious savvy isotophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	blinking nippy Three Mile Island shorts of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	resourceful Sinatra's toxic mop	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	lard-coated Van der Graaf MacGyver's backwoods banjo	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	bouncing executive dangerous personal trainer's ratskin pajama pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	wet double-galvanized green turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	energetic rock-hard fake washboard of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	ribald sinister Dinsey's oculus	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	blinking Temple Grandin's Dinsey's radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	narrow gray Lo Pan's hale Dinsey's pizza cutter	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	stanky Temple Grandin's Dinsey's brain	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	jittery smooth Dinsey's glove of vim and vigor	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	green savvy Dinsey's pants of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	olive huge keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	tumbling keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	blinking complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	maroon healthy lube-shoes	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	wobbly olive trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	teal shaking fireproof boxer's Dinsey mascot mask of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	adequate Dinsey food-cone	4	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	delicious watered-down squat Dinsey Whinskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	pickled extra-nitrogenated Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	friendly fannypack	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	olive auspicious Annie Oakley's banded wizardly garbage sticker of the storm of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	rosewater-soaked mansplainer's rock-hard forbidden supercool hazmat helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	pulsating tumbling Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	oxidized activated nasty gum	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 48
8258	shaking Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	miser's The Lot's engagement ring	0		Meat Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	blinking Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	upside-down Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	pulsating Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	yellow lard-coated Annie Oakley's hardy miracle whip of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	family-friendly sphygmayomanometer	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	skewed gray tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	thick toothsome unappetizing mayolus	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	huge rotten uninteresting mayolus	6	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	delicious snack-sized twirling acceptable mayolus	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	normal special enticing mayolus	3	good	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	normal skewed mouth-watering mayolus	4	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	upside-down Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	artisanal blinking Afternoon Delight	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	extra-irradiated Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	altered improved pickled Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	skewed Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	activated corrupted liquefied Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 35
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	tumbling teal razor-sharp dice ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
8291	beefy dice belt buckle	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
8292	Temple Grandin's dice-print pajama pants	0		Familiar Weight: +7
8293	asbestos-lined dice-shaped backpack	0		Hot Resistance: +5
8294	Annie Oakley's dice-print do-rag	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
8295	olive occult dice sunglasses	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
8296	squat Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	alkaline super-electrified denatured green dice	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 11
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	ghostly pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	triple-diffused twirling bouncing power pill	0		Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	activated modified polarized pixel star	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	toothsome pixel banana	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	acceptable pixel beer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	twirling blinking pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	flattened aerosolized moist tumbling sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 19
8307	anodized pressed &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 61
8308	colloidal super-pickled piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 37
8309	ionized dry baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 29
8310	dry double-frozen .epub file	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 17
8311	pickled mirror BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 59
8312	tarnished ghostly hustler shades	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 68
8313	moist shaking bouncing jerky stick	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 35
8314	concentrated yellow costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 18
8315	improved muscle oil	0		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 18
8316	double-quantum deionized blinking squat bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 60
8317	ionized dry shaking teal pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 37
8318	modified aerosolized sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 42
8319	polymerized chilled jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 30
8320	alkaline quantum one glove	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 53
8321	vacuum-sealed glove	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 11
8322	diffused wet teal handful of fire	0		Effect: "Sticks and Stones", Effect Duration: 38
8323	alkaline skewed yellow Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 68
8324	non-aerosolized shaking disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 58
8325	super-vacuum-sealed unsweetened twirling coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged", Effect Duration: 28
8326	dry narrow spinning conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 63
8327	dry Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 20
8328	cold-filtered upside-down tumbling icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 42
8329	electrified quantum non-chilled smellbook	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 44
8330	enhanced assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 22
8331	cold-filtered unsweetened aerosolized filthy armor	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 53
8332	enhanced plague pie	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 25
8333	cold-filtered modified mirror batarang	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 15
8334	polarized nitrogenated spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 68
8335	moist vacuum-sealed extra-pressed grease trap	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 30
8336	cold-filtered irradiated shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 20
8337	adjusted porkpocket	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 44
8338	concentrated vacuum-sealed twirling Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 50
8339	dry Vulcanized bouncing warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 49
8340	vacuum-sealed janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Feet of Watermelon", Effect Duration: 11
8341	liquefied magnetized tumbling warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 45
8342	chilled liquefied baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 39
8343	alkaline aerosolized blurry carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 25
8344	adjusted mirror bronze polish	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 25
8345	warmed chilled narrow jittery shaking crident	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 20
8346	enhanced maroon blurry totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 16
8347	ionized purple spray chrome	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 46
8348	frozen tarnished filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 36
8349	dry extra-tarnished spinning hand of cards	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 38
8350	dry irradiated damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 60
8351	anodized Vulcanized lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 15
8352	vacuum-sealed skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 54
8353	pressed concentrated altered shaking grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 14
8354	colloidal improved jittery nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 38
8355	oxidized iron torso box	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 44
8356	ionized red narrow jittery mercenary headband	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 64
8357	enhanced radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 27
8358	oxidized x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 66
8359	triple-Vulcanized jittery wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 58
8360	aerosolized nitrogenated bouncing hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 63
8361	cold-filtered purple child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 63
8362	extra-deionized narrow devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 40
8363	flattened magnetized huge shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 31
8364	dry alkaline alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 51
8365	activated novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Permanent Halloween", Effect Duration: 69
8366	anodized invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Halloweeny", Effect Duration: 66
8367	quantum quadruple-ionized oxidized twirling handful of stubble	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 42
8368	polymerized garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 53
8369	unsweetened activated plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 64
8370	double-liquefied dry quadruple-cold-filtered funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 58
8371	energized bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 48
8372	boiled tarnished squat flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 49
8373	wet captured boozles	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 36
8374	energized enhanced tarnished blinking twirling drinks tray	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 37
8375	magnetized quantum blurry eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 33
8376	huge submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	rotten blinking pixel lemon	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	acceptable pixel daiquiri	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	triple-activated olive power pill	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	anodized electrified shaking pixel potion	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	maroon Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	teal blinking mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	blinking mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	pulsating gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	tumbling bouncing The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	blinking The Emperor's new hat of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	Rosewater's The Emperor's new shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	greasy The Emperor's new pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	blurry auspicious beefy lead pipe	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	mirror rope of the storm of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	Usain Bolt's padded wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	avaricious steel-toed candlestick	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	purple Jack Frost's knife of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	lion tamer's smooth revolver	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	shaking talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	yellow savory dry noodles	0		
8407	miniature moldy pestopiary	2	crappy	
8408	modified ionized ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 13
8409	delicious diet yellow crudles	1	awesome	
8410	adequate agnolotti arboli	3	good	
8411	thick bland spaghetti with ghost balls	5	decent	
8412	decent miniature succulent marrow	2	good	
8413	rotten salacious crumbs	3	crappy	
8414	snack-sized toothsome blue fusilli marrownarrow	2	awesome	
8415	moldy spinning suggestive strozzapreti	4	crappy	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	delicious snack-sized jittery Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2	awesome	
8418	fuchsia oyster sauce	0		
8419	tiny flavorless linguini immondizia bianco	1	decent	
8420	adequate mirror shells a la shellfish	4	good	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	narrow unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	twirling New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fuchsia fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	skewed spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	huge blinking gray hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	skewed jingling spore pod	0		
8435	ghostly careful LavaCo Lamp&trade; of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	Tesla banded LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Damage Absorption: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	Van der Graaf beefy LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Muscle: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	jittery insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	spinning uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	tumbling uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	bouncing capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	green capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	green crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	skewed broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	educational groovy high-temperature mining mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	blue aromatic fireproof megaphone of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	moldy fancy lime green mineapple	3	crappy	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	tolerable Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	twirling lime green SMOOCH soda	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	special spoiled bite-sized bouncing smelted roe	1	crappy	Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	high-proof mediocre lavawater	8	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	wet modified fuchsia basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	MacGyver's brawny lavalarva of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	Lo Pan's Oprah's wizardly lava balaclava	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	jittery Jim Carey's MacGyver's basaltamander buckler of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	polarized Vulcanized lava globs	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	bite-sized moldy fuchsia gooey lava globs	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	extremely unsafe cool lava-proof pants	0		Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	Annie Oakley's heat-resistant necktie of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	bouncing Usain Bolt's miser's rosewater-soaked heat-resistant gloves	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	moldy tumbling very hot lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	tolerable jittery asbestos thermos	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	dry tumbling liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	moldy disco biscuit	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	perfectly mixed Quaatorade&trade;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	family-friendly horrifying vibrating biker's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	Herculean brainy feathered headdress of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	nippy weightlifter's electrician's hardhat of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	careful smooth velvet pants	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	tumbling olive shaking beefy smooth velvet shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	blinking supercharged smooth velvet hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	smooth velvet pocket square of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	fuchsia twirling smooth velvet socks of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	narrow cyan smooth velvet hanky of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	veiny quilted The One Mood Ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	olive the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	spinning Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	huge jittery Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	blue half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	skewed blurry glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	diluted SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	electrified dry labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	brawny cool Mr. Cheeng's spectacles of the businessman	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	Usain Bolt's sage grease cannon	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	irradiated dry blinking demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	skewed strapping love of the blizzard of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	bouncing Jack Frost's rosy-cheeked Samson's Pener's drumstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	twirling fortified wizardly deuce cape	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	fireproof extremely unsafe beefy Lavalos's shell	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	jittery olive sage brainy smooth velvet bra	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	knitted smooth SMOOCH bracers	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	Lo Pan's SMOOCH kneepads	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	flame-wreathed SMOOCH spaulders	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	censurious electrified SMOOCH codpiece	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	frightening SMOOCH breastplate	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	narrow superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	skewed fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	stale lava cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	moldy pink slime	4	crappy	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	spinning Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	rotten special devil hair pasta	3	crappy	Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 40
8530	stale spagecialetti	3	decent	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	stale super-sized upside-down libertagliatelle	5	decent	
8535	miniature decent skewed gray turkish mostaccioli	2	good	
8536	delicious bite-sized linguini of the sea	1	awesome	
8537	anodized dry adjusted spinning Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Wax On Your Shoes", Effect Duration: 28
8539	narrow Alexy sauce	0		
8540	wobbly rainbow sauce	0		
8541	mirror shaking drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	enchanted stale half-sized Fettris	2	decent	Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 30
8543	big flavorless fusillocybin	5	decent	
8544	tasty prescription noodles	3	awesome	
8545	powdered blood-drive sticker	1	good	
8546	boiled colloidal bag of grain	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 29
8547	deionized twirling blinking pocket maze	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 19
8548	double-pressed blurry shady shades	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 31
8549	enhanced squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 19
8550	special flavorless narrow weird gazelle steak	3	decent	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 5
8551	half-sized adequate sausage without a cause	2	good	
8552	super-moist face paint	0		Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 26
8553	bad practically non-alcoholic emergency margarita	1	decent	
8554	drinkable vintage smart drink	4	good	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	blinking Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	polymerized moist Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 41
8559	aerosolized triple-concentrated colloidal skewed bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Hobo Flavor", Effect Duration: 69
8560	energized Aerheads	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 42
8561	aerosolized ionized Wrotz	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 36
8562	quadruple-improved double-unsweetened upside-down Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 29
8563	unsweetened fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 67
8564	yellow shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	Lo Pan's medical-grade barrel lid of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	flame-wreathed stylish barrel hoop earring of the cougar	0		Moxie: 45, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	executive Temple Grandin's beefy bankruptcy barrel	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	yellow blurry moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	tolerable bottle of Amontillado	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	artisanal barrel-aged martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	adequate barrel pickle	4	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	rotten ghostly barrel cracker	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	powdered cyan vibrating mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	diluted lime green blinking mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	twirling horrifying KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	greedy Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	cyan chaotic barrel gun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	moldy snack-sized water log	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	curative barrelhead of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	gravedigger's experienced bottoms of the barrel	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	medical-grade supercool chest barrel	0		Moxie Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	blurry Lo Pan's double barreled barrel gun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	supercharged brawny triple barreled barrel gun of the early riser	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	toasty hale barrel beryl choker	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	stylish barrel beryl nose ring of dire peril	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	razor-sharp barrel beryl ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	gray potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	concentrated cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	dry cold-filtered cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	aerosolized energized upside-down cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	pickled chilled cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Eyes for Miles", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	liquefied boiled cyan cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	warmed quantum cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	magnetized triple-liquefied cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	triple-colloidal spinning cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	double-frozen ghostly cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	frozen activated cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	liquefied corrupted Vulcanized cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	aerosolized chilled yellow cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	enhanced dry cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	adjusted energized cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	alkaline activated upside-down cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	concentrated olive cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	pickled upside-down cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	liquefied cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	dry magnetized squat cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	electrified colloidal cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	triple-liquefied Vulcanized spinning bouncing cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	aerosolized frozen narrow blue cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	alkaline lime green ghostly cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	pickled cuppa Activi tea	1	decent	Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	diluted squat cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	chilled dry cyan cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	unsweetened super-nitrogenated gray cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	activated cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	corrupted anodized wobbly cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	energized jittery cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	quadruple-concentrated red jittery cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	frozen cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	jittery cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	pickled pulsating pulsating tumbling cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	concentrated ionized red narrow cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	brawny Royal scepter of the businessman of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	jittery doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	bland bowl of eyeballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	rotten bowl of mummy guts	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	snack-sized stale bowl of maggots	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	drinkable blood and blood	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	watered-down delicious purple Jack-O-Lantern beer	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	perfectly mixed weak zombie	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	red Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	skewed wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	wool baleful beefcake's crown	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	pulsating stink-penny	0		
8654	coward's hawk of James Dean of extreme caution	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -45
8655	stale hamlet sandwich	3	decent	
8656	olive rosewater-soaked Othello's military jacket	0		Stench Resistance: +3
8657	blinking cool Othello's dagger	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip
8658	lion tamer's Othello's handkerchief	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
8659	galvanized unsweetened bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 21
8660	grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	grievous brainy ghostly dagger of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
8663	lousy practically non-alcoholic yellow ghost beer	1	decent	
8664	huge medical-grade Othello set	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
8665	narrow rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	coward's healthy Yorick of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -35
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	jittery gray Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	lime green Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	electrified twirling shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	moldy diet blurry iceberg lettuce	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	practically non-alcoholic mediocre ice wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	supercharged Newton's smartaleck's Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	blurry family-friendly manspreader's Socratic Wal-Mart nametag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	squat friendly Lo Pan's Wal-Mart overalls of the early riser	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	skewed ghostly The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	tumbling Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	lime green The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	occult bellhop's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	artisanal special blinking ice porter	4	EPIC	Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	quadruple-polarized dry exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	tumbling bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	pressed triple-aerosolized super-liquefied shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	pulsating hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	narrow ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	fuchsia Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	distilled medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	tasty low-calorie ice rice	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	weak bad iced plum wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	jittery friendly Newton's sage training belt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	mirror wool lard-coated training legwarmers of the businessman	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	Usain Bolt's veiny training helmet of the empath	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	blinking blinking training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	altered wobbly shaking abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	denatured cyan abstraction: thought	1		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	dried upside-down abstraction: sensation	1		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	distilled shaking abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	altered abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	boiled abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	denatured spinning abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	compressed jittery abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	denatured ghostly abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	dehydrated abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	bouncing modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	flavorless VYKEA meatballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	perfectly mixed boozy VYKEA mead	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	nitrogenated triple-activated tarnished VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	bouncing VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	spinning squat teal VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	blue VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	inspector's perfumed VYKEA hex key of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	moldy narrow tin of submardines	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	smooth weak bottle of norwhiskey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	compressed spinning octolus oculus	1	crappy	Effect: "Lubed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	teal ghostly ruddy hardened weightlifter's sardine can key	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	stanky cool norwhal helmet of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	energetic quilted Sinatra's octolus-skin cloak	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	spirit-forward bad perfect cosmopolitan	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	artisanal shaking perfect negroni	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	drinkable watered-down perfect dark and stormy	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	special aged perfect mimosa	4	awesome	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	drinkable perfect old-fashioned	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	artisanal extra-dry perfect paloma	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	altered That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	irradiated super-flattened huge tumbling Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	unsweetened narrow Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	pressed mirror Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Human-Human Hybrid", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	deionized enhanced double-colloidal pulsating Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	purple airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	modified frozen blinking blue blinking Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	magnetized hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	frozen communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	small rotten Crimbo salad	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	decent bread line	3	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	perfectly mixed weak tumbling bark rootbeer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	fancy drinkable ale	3	good	Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	horrifying plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	bouncing slick plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	extremely unsafe plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	green rock-hard plastic Crimborgatron	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	plastic Crimbodhisattva of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	mirror bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	bouncing BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	hand-crafted Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	olive chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	aerosolized pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	horrifying reusable shopping bag of the blizzard of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	supercharged coarse hemp socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	blinking purple auspicious armband	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	shaking horrifying pine cone necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	personal trainer's reindeer hammer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	elf ploughshare of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	jittery circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	maroon nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	nasty elven tambourine	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	rosy-cheeked reindeer sickle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	bouncing face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	squat The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	narrow yellow plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	jittery wobbly bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	fuchsia incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	blue high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	jittery shaking ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	upside-down fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	blinking confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	toothsome huge Kudzu salad	9	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	altered cyan squat blinking Mansquito Serum	1		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	mediocre irresponsibly strong Miss Graves' vermouth	7	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	flavorless low-calorie blurry The Plumber's mushroom stew	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	mixed huge jittery The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	bad The Mad Liquor	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	weak aged Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	delicious Mr. Burnsger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	powdered The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	rosewater-soaked dance instructor's The Jokester's gun of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	therapeutic The Jokester's wig of Tarzan of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	asbestos-lined medical-grade forbidden The Jokester's pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	double-vacuum-sealed oxidized wobbly Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	ghostly twirling domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	Vulcanized extra-tarnished robin's egg	0		Effect: "Sleazy Jellied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	spoiled super-sized yellow robin flan	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	artisanal mirror robin nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	green plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	ghostly root beer barrel	0		
8840	diffused polymerized Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 23
8841	polymerized dry Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Gemini Rising", Effect Duration: 27
8842	concentrated shaking infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Fortunate Resolve", Effect Duration: 26
8843	diffused can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 23
8844	frozen The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 61
8845	pickled cold-filtered bag of random words	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 69
8846	enhanced liquefied tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 39
8847	ionized double-ionized upside-down wobbly red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 50
8848	corrupted boiled question juice	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 38
8849	polarized ionized tube of villain	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 24
8850	upside-down upside-down wholesome your cowboy boots	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	huge nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	fuchsia nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	blue nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	bouncing blue nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	quicksilver ring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	prompt dance instructor's thicksilver ring of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	upside-down ribald Annie Oakley's hardy wicksilver ring	0		Maximum HP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	narrow wool hardened slicksilver ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	bouncing blurry prompt auspicious extremely unsafe sicksilver ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	executive Newton's nicksilver ring of chilblains	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	mirror steel-toed ticksilver ring of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	ribald therapeutic Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	blinking green zippy cool wizardly Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	horrifying smartaleck's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	jittery Annie Oakley's Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	olive Frigid Northern Beans of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	cyan ghostly World's Blackest-Eyed Peas of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	asbestos-lined boxer's smooth Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of James Dean of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	mansplainer's medical-grade boxer's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	spoiled plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	normal jumbo plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	flavorless plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	adequate plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	adequate diet pulsating plate of Frigid Northern Beans	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	enchanted rotten plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4	crappy	Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	immense adequate plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	7	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	stale mirror shaking plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	yummy plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	spoiled plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	studded Fancy Jeff's pocket square of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	pulsating family-friendly Sinatra's Daisy's unclean bloomers of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	family-friendly chaotic fortified Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	green Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	reassuring horrifying fortified groovy Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	clever Fonzie's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	tumbling cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	aerosolized yellow poker face paint	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	teal realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	chilled cold-filtered squat triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	wet denatured frozen ghost bit	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	extra-corrupted buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	oxidized extra-warmed maroon lion musk	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	rotten immense bear claw	6	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	oxidized rattler gland	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	pressed deionized half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	denatured nitrogenated tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Abyssal Sweat", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	stale tumbling rotting beefsteak	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	delicious watered-down firemilk	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	liquefied spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	compressed twirling tumbling moomy dust	1		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	ghostly Annie Oakley's western-style skinning knife of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	supercharged steel knuckles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	gray Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	blinking Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	cyan tumbling disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	mirror skewed disc (green)	0		
8927	green huge disc (blue)	0		
8928	squat disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	triple-anodized Vulcanized huge demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	pulsating rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	teal makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	narrow porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	ghostly skewed hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	squat shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	wobbly cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	ghostly thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	green slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	wobbly sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	wobbly nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	jittery upside-down special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	lime green Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	blinking wizardly one-gallon hat of chilblains	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +25
8960	frightening boxer's two-gallon hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
8961	frightening boxer's three-gallon hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
8962	scandalous four-gallon hat of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +5
8963	spinning Jack Frost's smartaleck's five-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50
8964	ruddy six-gallon hat of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8965	blurry slick seven-gallon hat of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
8966	gray Tesla eight-gallon hat of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
8967	nippy nine-gallon hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +10
8968	fortified ten-gallon hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Absorption: +60
8969	Van der Graaf vibrating eleven-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
8970	ghostly toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	Vulcanized modified skin oil	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 37
8973	nitrogenated altered boiled unusual oil	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 61
8974	irradiated eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 65
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	dry polymerized patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Alacri Tea", Effect Duration: 64
8977	altered patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 48
8978	moist pulsating patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 38
8979	magnetized patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 59
8980	cold-filtered electrified anodized patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 46
8981	anodized unsweetened ghostly patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 57
8982	cold-filtered aerosolized alkaline maroon corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 58
8983	acceptable rodeo whiskey	3	good	
8984	purple Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	stanky real cowboy hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
8986	squat Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	twirling Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	upside-down Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	shaking shaking electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	powdered blurry bouncing armored prawn	1		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	special stale fuchsia jumping horseradish	3	decent	Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	fancy triple-distilled smooth Sacramento wine	8	awesome	Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	adjusted wobbly Greek fire	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	Jack Frost's medical-grade steel-toed ox-head shield of wisdom of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	skewed coward's banded razor-sharp groovy dented scepter	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	mirror flame-retardant scorching very pointy crown of wisdom of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	coward's hardened Da Vinci's cool thinker's battle broom	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	spinning Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	cyan Usain Bolt's greedy shellacked beefcake's carpe	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	tumbling red reassuring Temple Grandin's savvy codpiece of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	nippy rosy-cheeked rock-hard troutsers of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	resourceful personal trainer's bass clarinet of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	tumbling wool personal trainer's fish hatchet of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	scorching mansplainer's beefy tunac of wisdom	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	tumbling fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	enhanced bouncing wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	mediocre spirit-forward upside-down bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	denatured super-energized green high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	hardened fishin' hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	sonar fishfinder of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	olive disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	yellow meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	bland thick gallon of milk	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	twirling daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	twirling infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	huge horrifying Jack Frost's First Post shirt - Cir Senam of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	mirror high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	bland diet star salad	1	decent	
9031	Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	snack-sized flavorless bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	2	decent	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	stale browser cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	bad hacked gibson	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	razor-sharp Source shades	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	twirling software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	shaking Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	pulsating Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	wobbly maroon Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	maroon Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	tumbling Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	pulsating Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	narrow Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	blurry Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	mirror Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	spinning Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	spinning Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	ghostly Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	twirling Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	reassuring rosy-cheeked healthy plastic detective badge of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: 50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	squat aromatic horrifying gravedigger's smelly bronze detective badge	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: 35, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	tumbling lion tamer's Annie Oakley's slick detective badge of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	blinking wobbly miser's Annie Oakley's vibrating savvy detective badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	pulsating cyan cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	ghostly narrow avaricious electrified detective roscoe of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	double-electrified shoe gum	0		Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	skewed Annie Oakley's noir fedora of James Dean of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	twirling wobbly Tesla thinker's trench coat of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	1	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	moldy tumbling hardboiled egg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	ghostly jittery detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	huge lard-coated scorching sizzling Jim Carey's banded protonic accelerator pack of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: 35, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	gray almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	Adventurer bobblehead of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	blurry psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	squat rock-hard sinister bindle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	Tesla shellacked fleshy lump	0		Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	Newton's Herculean smoldering bagel punch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	shaking weightlifter's ghostly reins of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	bouncing Rosewater's derringer	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	Mr. Screege's spectacles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	lard-coated experienced Spookyraven signet of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	energetic tie-dyed fannypack of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	curative forbidden burnt snowpants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	standards and practices guide of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	blinking Tesla energetic stylish Carpathian longsword	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	mirror executive medical-grade beefy Liam's mail	0		Muscle: +10, Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	Unfortunato's foolscap of Tarzan of Leguizamo of the brazier	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	narrow rad	0		
9101	ghostly purification tablet	0		
9102	cool Wrist-Boy	0		Moxie: +5
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	ghostly ghostly compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	fuchsia Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	colloidal pulsating bouncing Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 32
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	polymerized quadruple-corrupted purple blinking ghostly Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 55
9110	pressed cold-filtered lime green twirling Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 46
9111	ionized corrupted Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 50
9112	nitrogenated fuchsia EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 13
9113	liquefied magnetized Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 25
9114	polarized wobbly blinking pulsating The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 48
9115	energized aerosolized wobbly red Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 43
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	pulsating nippy repaid diaper	0		Cold Damage: +10
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	fortified artisanal Shot of Kardashian Gin	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	family-friendly Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	twirling droppable microphone	0		
9126	high-proof artisanal skewed unidentified drink	10	EPIC	
9127	red asbestos-lined KoL Con 13 T-shirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
9128	family-friendly lard-coated Fonzie's discarded swimming trunks	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
9129	improved irradiated diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 55
9130	unsweetened nitrogenated cyan charisma potion	0		Effect: "Drenched With Filth", Effect Duration: 13
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	smooth pistol of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	rotten super-sized leftover pasty	5	crappy	
9135	delicious fortified blue very whiskey	5	awesome	
9136	upside-down li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	blinking narrow li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	olive li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	blurry li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	bouncing blue li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	activated extra-enhanced bouncing hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	double-chilled Vulcanized triple-oxidized Prunets	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 17
9148	bouncing Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	deionized triple-flattened invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	galvanized pulsating invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	decent upside-down raw sweet potato	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	huge decent fuchsia raw beans	9	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	fancy flavorless raw stuffing	4	decent	Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	super-sized rotten twirling raw cranberry sauce	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	adequate raw turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	tasty raw mincemeat	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	massive fancy stale spinning raw potato	8	decent	Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	delicious shaking raw gravy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	decent gigantic raw bread	8	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	spinning boxer's beefy mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	knitted steel-toed glass casserole dish of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	twirling stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	tumbling MacGyver's can opener of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	dehydrated turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	green ruddy forbidden glass pie plate	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	smelly baleful potato masher	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	blurry bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	stale tiny sweet potatoes	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	moldy half-sized fuchsia huge bean casserole	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	stale small baked stuffing	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	bland enchanted narrow cranberry cylinder	4	decent	Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	moldy squat mirror thanksgiving turkey	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	flavorless miniature tumbling blurry mince pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	spoiled bouncing mashed potatoes	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	moldy big warm gravy	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	normal half-sized twirling bread roll	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	moldy lime green leftovers	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	bland snack-sized pulsating leftovers sandwich	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	upside-down gray Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	huge cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	upside-down megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	squat pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	skewed packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	squat blue cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	jittery eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	extra-boiled eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	mediocre eldritch extract	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	fuchsia Official Council Aide Pin of incineration of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	weak drinkable eldritch distillate	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	twisted skewed upside-down eldritch essence	1		Effect: "Pretending to Pretend", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	narrow experienced Science Notebook	0		Experience: +2
9197	cyan miser's strapping eldritch hat of wisdom	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	pulsating frightening toasty Jim Carey's eldritch pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	weak aged eldritch elixir	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	tumbling rock-hard Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	huge olive Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	huge counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	green spinning The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	tumbling Van der Graaf ball and chain	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	olive candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	huge gingerbread tophat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	family-friendly gingerbread waistcoat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	forbidden gingerbread trousers	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	narrow wobbly studded Samson's beefcake's candy dress shoes	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	narrow jittery hardened stylish candy necktie of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	lion tamer's energetic chocolate pocketwatch of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	blinking interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	upside-down gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	normal miniature animal part cracker	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	triple-distilled tolerable wobbly gingerbread wine	8	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	stale gingerbread mug	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	slick gingerbread mask	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	padded baleful Socratic gingerservo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	oxidized alkaline quadruple-oxidized tainted icing	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	family-friendly gingerbeard	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	foul-smelling gingerbread hoodie of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	clever curative gingerbread pistol	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	blinking blinking vibrating marzipan briefcase	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	pulsating bouncing hardy creme brulee torch	0		Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	grievous candy crowbar	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	mansplainer's quilted candy screwdriver	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pulsating pumpkin spice candle of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	extra-energized nitrogenated gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	sinister wicked gingerbread gavel	0		Spell Damage: 15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	shaking gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	aged ginger beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	cold-filtered modified industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	galvanized jittery fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	hand-crafted shaking high-end ginger wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	scorching plastic bad vibe	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	boxer's plastic angry vikings	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	nippy plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	huge toasty plastic Your Brain	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	yellow plastic Krampus of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	improved Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	double-denatured shaking Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	frozen Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	decent squat gray spiritual candy cane	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	bad blinking spiritual eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	moldy small spiritual fruitcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	super-sized tasty bouncing olive spiritual gingerbread	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	teal chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	mirror fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	diffused irradiated rock candy	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	normal green-iced sweet roll	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	lime green sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	lime green no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	jittery bouncing bouncing chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	huge smelly thinker's Third Eye	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	censurious beefcake's Krampus Horn	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	tiny stale enchanted hambrosier	1	decent	Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	artisanal watered-down teal jittery chakra-mental wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	denatured chakra malt	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	moldy huge Black Angus blackburger	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	mediocre olive tumbling brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	corrupted altered upside-down potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	shellacked smartaleck's bad vibroknife	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	stanky cool crystal belt buckle	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	green up-at-dawn energetic saffron antaravasaka	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	curative saffron uttarasanga of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	blue Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	rosewater-soaked quilted Uncle Crimbo's hat of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	adequate Eldritch snap	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	powdered hot jelly	1		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	dehydrated ghostly shaking jelly	1		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	mixed jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	diluted squat gray sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	twisted stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	shaking space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	super-sized flavorless toast with hot jelly	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	normal toast with jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	bland bite-sized fancy toast with jelly	1	decent	Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	normal lime green toast with sleaze jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	normal huge toast with stench jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	fuchsia hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	red nippy occult wax hand	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	nippy candle of doom	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	massive decent squat wax pancake	8	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	bouncing squat jittery executive Van der Graaf wax face	0		Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	hand-crafted wax booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	powdered skewed sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	diet decent skewed sea truffle	1	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	twirling wobbly tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	huge lightning-fast recovered cufflinks	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	cyan heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	flattened quantum upside-down narrow LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	irradiated mirror LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	magnetized LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	dance instructor's LOV Eardigan of incineration of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	blurry rosewater-soaked personal trainer's LOV Epaulettes of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	mansplainer's Tesla quilted LOV Earrings	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	altered LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	greedy LOV Elephant	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	yellow medical-grade eldritch scanner	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	deionized concentrated eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	gravedigger's Newton's eldritch hammer of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	spoiled diet eldritch mushroom	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	moldy jittery eldritch mushroom pizza	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	jittery eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	dry eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	narrow HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	twirling red bouncing Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	blue Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	maroon Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	ghostly bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	lime green Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	mirror elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	wobbly cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	red can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	squat lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	blurry bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	wobbly bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	mirror limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	green slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	aged literal grasshopper	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	acceptable double entendre	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	perfectly mixed narrow Phlegethon	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	aged Siberian sunrise	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	strong perfectly mixed mentholated wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	aged watered-down low tide martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	acceptable spirit-forward shroomtini	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	irresponsibly strong artisanal morning dew	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	artisanal whiskey squeeze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	bad high-proof great fashioned	6	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	aged distilled teal Gnomish sagngria	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	lousy vodka stinger	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	lousy weak extremely slippery nipple	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	delicious watered-down piscatini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	acceptable Churchill	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	tolerable soilzerac	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	tolerable London frog	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	strong lousy nothingtini	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	watered-down drinkable eighth plague	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	acceptable triple-distilled single entendre	7	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	triple-distilled lousy cyan reverse Tantalus	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	drinkable elemental caipiroska	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	drinkable Feliz Navidad	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	drinkable weak purple Bloody Nora	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	drinkable blue moreltini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	weak drinkable spinning hell in a bucket	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	perfectly mixed special Newark	3	EPIC	Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	fortified bad R'lyeh	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	practically non-alcoholic bad upside-down Gnollish sangria	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	mediocre weak vodka barracuda	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed twirling Mysterious Island iced tea	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	lousy drive-by shooting	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	lousy gunner's daughter	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	fancy bad upside-down dirt julep	4	decent	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	tolerable Simepore slime	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	perfectly mixed watered-down blinking Phil Collins	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	teal blurry rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	ghostly jittery high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	jittery geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	half-sized moldy edible alien plant bit	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	tumbling alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	modified alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	shaking alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	bland pulsating alien meat	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	distilled alien animal goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	yellow murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	Vulcanized skewed alien medicine	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	moldy alien salad	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted alien booze	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	Usain Bolt's sharpshooter's alien mask of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	censurious scorching Socratic alien spear	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	narrow miser's dog trainer's crafty alien blowgun	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	twirling dance instructor's Newton's brainy alien loincloth	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	ribald steel-toed sage alien totem	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	smelly dog trainer's stiffened alien necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	purple rosewater-soaked savvy spants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	narrow dangerous weightlifter's spant shield	0		Muscle: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	lion tamer's banded spant shoulderpads	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	pulsating Sherlock's spant backplate of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	medical-grade slick spant spear	0		Moxie: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	twirling purple spinning murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	teal blinking murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	enhanced triple-electrified wobbly murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	shaking murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	groovy murderbot mask of Tarzan of incineration	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	modified murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	pulsating flame-retardant mansplainer's murderbot whip	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	clever murderbot plasma rifle of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	bouncing mirror murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	upside-down space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	spinning Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	teal Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	jumbo enchanted stale Aldebaran sardines	5	decent	Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	extra-dry aged Centauri fish wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dried jittery oxygen	1		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	thinker's Spacegate scientist's insignia of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	nasty supercool Spacegate military insignia	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	narrow fuchsia sharpshooter's steel-toed smartaleck's Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	twirling Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	jittery Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	tasty small alien sandwich	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	squat glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	double-frozen triple-Vulcanized enhanced squat tumbling Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 15
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	huge New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	enhanced Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	diffused huge Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	oxidized enhanced Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	super-irradiated mirror Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	unsweetened chilled boiled blinking Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	moist colloidal Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	triple-pressed huge Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	moldy big Affirmation Cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	twirling Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	alkaline activated Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 45
9491	bouncing twirling Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	squat rosewater-soaked energetic therapeutic Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	perfectly mixed watered-down tumbling basic martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	acceptable spinning improved martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	delicious irresponsibly strong splendid martini	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	jittery exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	blinking blurry can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	tumbling foul-smelling nasty therapeutic plastic gundam	0		Stench Damage: 15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	skewed Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	pulsating fuchsia Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	huge Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	skewed Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	blinking Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	blue Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	fancy decent meteoreo	3	good	Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	artisanal watered-down teal meadeorite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	smelly Van der Graaf meteortarboard of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	spinning frightening strapping meteorite guard of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	yellow Annie Oakley's meteorb of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	energetic asteroid belt of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	dance instructor's stylish meteorthopedic shoes of chilblains	0		Moxie: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	wool occult baleful shooting morning star	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	bouncing meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	huge Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	skewed Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	ghostly corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	rosy-cheeked fortified extremely unsafe blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pulsating pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	shaking green pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	huge bouncing pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	mirror pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	shaking hunk of granite	0		
9540	mirror shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	special tolerable DUFRESNE Suds	4	good	Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	avaricious mafia pinky ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
9547	drinkable practically non-alcoholic flask of port	1	good	
9548	reassuring Lo Pan's contract enforcement stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
9549	normal snack-sized jittery fuchsia Hide-rox&trade; cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	lousy triple-distilled jug of booze	8	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	electrified ionized pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	moist temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	compressed glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	pickled bouncing new habit	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	upside-down bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	scandalous resourceful beefcake's pearl necklace	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	huge amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	maroon quilted boxer's protection stick of the dark arts of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15
9563	denatured roll of meat	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 34
9564	huge flame-wreathed sizzling mafia thumb ring	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
9565	diffused tarnished cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	jittery manspreader's mafia middle finger ring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	nasty dangerous thinker's steel drivin' hammer of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +5
9568	skewed piece of steel	0		
9569	chilly personal trainer's mafia pointer finger ring	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	electrified worksite credentials	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
9571	asbestos-lined rock-hard dance instructor's negotiatin' hammer of courage	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3
9572	twirling pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	teal pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	gravedigger's supercharged mafia wedding ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
9576	crafty mafia organizer badge	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	thick toothsome unfinished fruitcake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	polarized liquefied and cracker	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	tolerable cyan neg grog	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	fancy delicious skewed half double fruitcake	3	awesome	Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	delicious tiny hushed puppy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	stale muffled muffuletta	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	flavorless thick spinning shushed potatoes	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	bouncing blinking boxer's plastic mime functionary	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	narrow Sherlock's plastic mime scientist	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	plastic mime soldier of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	plastic mime executive of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	twirling plastic The Silent Nightmare of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	super-polymerized narrow wishbone	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	irresponsibly strong lousy special Racisto Ruidoso	8	decent	Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	adequate skewed bran muffin	3	good	
9598	decent blue blueberry muffin	3	good	
9599	silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	cyan silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	jittery squat olive silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	narrow silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	upside-down silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	tumbling spinning silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	lime green silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	squat silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	bouncing crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	ghostly anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	twirling warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	bad special stale cheer wine	3	decent	Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	flavorless stale Cheer-E-Os	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	shellacked brainy cheerful antler hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	lime green hardened Fonzie's cheerful Crimbo sweater	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	lightning-fast therapeutic cheerful pajama pants	0		Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	tolerable executive mime flask	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	tasty huge nega-mushroom	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	delicious nega-mushroom wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	super-frozen tarnished cold-filtered Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	spoiled massive mime army rations	7	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	tolerable mime army wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	dehydrated upside-down blinking mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	quantum pickled mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	spinning spinning mansplainer's brainy miming beret	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	squat purple greedy horrifying miming shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	foul-smelling energetic miming corduroys	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	frosty experienced miming boots	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	shaking Sinatra's smartaleck's miming gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	skewed God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	shaking donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	denatured warmed digital honeypot	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	jittery mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	purple squat careful mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	spinning mime army insignia (intelligence) of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	tumbling hardy mime army insignia (espionage)	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	squat mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	reassuring experienced mime army infiltration glove	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	gray kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	stale teal extra-toasted half sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	mediocre mulled hobo wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	narrow tumbling burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	scorching deadly dance instructor's burning paper hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	upside-down knitted ruddy burning cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	Lo Pan's occult smooth burning paper slippers	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	sharpshooter's therapeutic burning paper jorts of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	lightning-fast Lo Pan's groovy burning paper crane	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	blurry January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	bouncing deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	experienced broken champagne bottle of doom	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	avaricious quilted tinsel tights	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	Temple Grandin's manspreader's wad of used tape	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	sharpshooter's sinister silent nightlight of Calamity Jane of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: 25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	warmed sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Cybernetic Muscles", Effect Duration: 51
9697	boiled tarnished Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 16
9698	oxidized Vulcanized hot button candy	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 34
9699	zippy double-paned makeshift garbage shirt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	wool Sinatra's novelty monorail ticket	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	altered tumbling red pills	1		
9702	mixed blinking furry pill	1		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 30
9703	denatured yellow beefy pill	1		
9704	dehydrated jittery teal spinning excitement pill	1		
9705	dehydrated vitamin G pill	1		
9706	boiled lucky-ish pill	1		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
9707	distilled huge fuchsia upside-down dieting pill	1		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 20
9712	spinning Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	tumbling Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	huge Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	scorching genie's turbane of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	MacGyver's rock-hard genie's scimitar	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	family-friendly healthy genie's pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	mirror forbidden baleful genie's bracers	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	lime green twirling executive occult psychic's circlet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	mansplainer's extremely unsafe psychic's crystal ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	reassuring medical-grade psychic's pslacks	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	deadly psychic's amulet of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	bland thick ghostly heart-shaped candy whetstone	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	immense bland blurry Swedish massage fish	9	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	hand-crafted blurry tumbling Third Base	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	boozy aged Bustle Hustler	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	Vulcanized narrow wobbly Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	dry Bettie page	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	polarized blurry tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	frozen wobbly heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	fuchsia heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	vacuum-sealed altered blinking rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 61
9744	colloidal irradiated mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 42
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	altered magnetized blinking rhinestone	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 50
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	narrow bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	green ultracalcium	0		
9753	ginseng	0		
9754	electrified Team Avarice cap	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
9755	maroon upside-down scorching Team Sloth cap	0		Hot Damage: +25
9756	Team Wrath cap of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
9757	Rosewater's Mu cap	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
9758	twirling Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	mirror Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	jittery Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	twirling fuchsia Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	jittery wobbly Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	squat Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	blinking Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	blurry Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	lime green Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	tumbling Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	pulsating Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	pulsating Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	wobbly fuchsia Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	jittery Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	mirror cyan Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	jittery Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	spinning Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	blurry Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	jittery Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	tumbling Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	upside-down Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	teal Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	green upside-down Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	bouncing Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	jittery Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	jittery Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	blurry Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	blinking razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	bouncing smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	bouncing rocket	0		
9828	altered magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	pickled wobbly brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	diluted tumbling lime green glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	boiled ghostly scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 40
9832	distilled mirror pearlescent oyster egg	1		
9833	pickled squat lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	vaporized teal mirror upside-down gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 35
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	asbestos-lined frosty Tesla FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	wobbly Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	cyan auspicious FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	pulsating veiny FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	huge perfumed FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	lard-coated Annie Oakley's healthy &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	upside-down LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	red dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	green poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	twirling to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	shaking flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	moist universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	wobbly LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	upside-down LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	moldy snack-sized FantasyRealm turkey leg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	perfectly mixed weak FantasyRealm mead	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	narrow arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	decent blurry druidic s'more	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	twisted sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	irresponsibly strong aged spinning mourning wine	6	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	green sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	upside-down map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	jittery bouncing green map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	flavorless denastified haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	tolerable bad rum and good cola	3	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	triple-chilled quadruple-moist mirror narrow Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	flame-retardant foul-smelling Temple Grandin's leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	grievous slick Master Thief's utility belt of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	tumbling Socratic Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the storm of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	nippy clever savvy Dragonscale breastplate	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	shaking mirror manspreader's hardy cool belt of Ogrekind	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	toasty vibrating Newton's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	nippy hardy nozzle of the Phoenix of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	skewed medical-grade banded the Archwizard's briefs of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	forbidden Da Vinci's the Ley Incursion's waist of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	Temple Grandin's razor-sharp shield of the Skeleton Lord of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	lime green family-friendly wholesome ring of the Skeleton Lord of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	narrow chaotic electrified scepter of the Skeleton Lord of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	veiny stiffened groovy deadfall branch of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
9894	Usain Bolt's smelly Temple Grandin's rosy-cheeked Staff of Kitchen Royalty of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	olive notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	mediocre cyan two meat muck	4	decent	
9899	yummy half-sized chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	awesome	
9900	decent chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	3	good	
9901	bland snack-sized huge chocolate Spider Queen	2	decent	
9902	drinkable ghostly hipster cocktail	4	good	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	twirling God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	upside-down blue God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	gray Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	pulsating G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	purple A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	green crude oil congealer	0		
9915	miniature decent maroon good guava	2	good	
9916	drinkable wobbly purple gin and ginger	3	good	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	altered ghostly teal gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 30
9919	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	gray pulsating SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	bouncing A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	corrupted ionized Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	colloidal magnetized Punching Potion	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	mixed wobbly blinking Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	lion tamer's energetic extremely unsafe Brutal brogues of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	jittery medical-grade rock-hard baleful Draftsman's driving gloves of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	huge purple perfumed friendly Sinatra's Nouveau nosering of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	dry magnetized sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	non-pressed boiling broth	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	tarnished dry interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	cyan Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	green Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	purple Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	yellow burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	blinking Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	cyan vibrating wicked PARTY HARD T-shirt of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	bouncing Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	jittery gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	fortified lousy narrow Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	shaking knitted occult pentagram bandana	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	bouncing auspicious skull ring	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	tumbling upside-down electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	moldy PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	purple padded forbidden dorky glasses	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	maroon shellacked banded ponytail clip	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	maroon spinning banded paint palette	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	ghostly unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	diluted blurry purple blinking skewed Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	Oprah's cosmetic football	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	healthy wicked shoe ad T-shirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	hardy pump-up high-tops	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	warmed electrified extra-magnetized tumbling blue runproof mascara	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	bouncing boxer's beefcake's noticeable pumps	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	twirling surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	triple-distilled lousy lime green everfull glass	9	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	fuchsia huge jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	blue beefcake's weightlifter's denim jacket	0		Muscle: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	olive chaotic energetic ratty knitted cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	MacGyver's intimidating chainsaw of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	perfectly mixed tumbling party beer bomb	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	spoiled super-sized sweet party mix	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	vaporized blinking party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	rosewater-soaked experienced party pants	0		Experience: +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	huge reassuring quilted Herculean party whip	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	blue Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	acceptable yellow TRIO cup of beer	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	snack-sized moldy mirror shaking party platter for one	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	denatured bouncing narrow Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	scorching Jack Frost's party crasher	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	pulsating Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	cyan Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	narrow latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	green voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	dog trainer's &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	wobbly snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	blurry experienced snakeskin thighboots of Tarzan	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	up-at-dawn supercool snakeskin cowboy hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	shellacked snakeskin jacket of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	veiny sinister dangerous slime waders	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	blinking supercool savvy slime fedora of doom	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	upside-down lightning-fast dangerous slime knuckles of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	knitted arcane researcher's government-issued slacks of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	aromatic smooth government-issued eyeshade of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	fireproof lard-coated government-issued necktie of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	foul-smelling sharpshooter's mutant arm of the blizzard	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	Tesla brainy mutant legs of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	padded occult Rosewater's mutant crown	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	bland diet ghostly ectoplasm	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	adequate huge green	9	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	smooth bottle of vodka	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	stale special pizza	4	decent	Effect: "Thick, Sick", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	acceptable red martini	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	snack-sized flavorless cherry pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	drinkable eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	small normal blurry Hell ramen	2	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	artisanal gimlet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	artisanal maroon twice-haunted screwdriver	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	thick rotten candy cane	5	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	artisanal blurry runny fermented egg	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	huge normal oldcake	7	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	normal traditional Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	energetic plastic wild beaver	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	bouncing lime green strapping plastic reindeer	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	teal energetic plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	foul-smelling plastic orphan	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	lightning-fast plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	spinning Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	banded fortified pristine walrus tusk	0		Damage Absorption: 160, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	ghostly Tesla padded Herculean Staff of Frozen Lard of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	twirling plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	green mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	yummy grilled mooseflank	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	spoiled moosemeat pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	slick balanced antler	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	dam of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	perfectly mixed shaking beavermouth	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	bad beaver punch (papaya)	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	spirit-forward tolerable beaver punch (peach)	5	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	acceptable beaver punch (cherry)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	scorching ruddy Canadian lantern	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	muskox-skin cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	stale glass of raw eggs	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	perfectly mixed punch-drunk punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	mixed body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	huge Jack Frost's bauxite boxers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	wool bauxite bow-tie	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	pulsating Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	up-at-dawn educational Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the brute of dire peril of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	twirling sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	decent sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	maroon Temple Grandin's red-hot sausage fork of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	spinning Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	watered-down drinkable purple beer	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	immense normal yule gruel	10	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	artisanal distilled hot watered rum	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	watered-down aged purple wobbly bottle of Crimbognac	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	normal pulsating bouncing Crimboysters Rockefeller	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	compressed Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	tumbling Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	huge Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	upside-down skewed gravedigger's chaotic Crimbolex watch of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	blue Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	huge healthy smooth hand-knitted Crimbo socks of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
10082	pulsating frightening smartaleck's chalk chlamys	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	scorching chalk chain of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	zippy studded chalk chalice	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	green huge zippy chalk chinos of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	weightlifter's chalk chapeau of chilblains	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	Jack Frost's hale chalk choker	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	altered chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	adjusted enhanced narrow candy chalk	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 50
10090	greedy nippy marble maebari	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	censurious savvy marble mantle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	double-paned Temple Grandin's marble magnet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	spinning brainy marble mignonette bowl of bravery	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	energetic stylish marble medallion	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	squat wool sizzling marble mariachi hat	0		Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	modified skewed marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	concentrated warmed fuchsia ghostly Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 59
10098	bouncing studded punching bag of vim and vigor	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	gray mansplainer's veiny pith helmet	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	greedy rock-hard poncho	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	blurry knitted Rosewater's pendant	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	red family-friendly palazzos of the glutton	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	scorching grievous pseudoaccordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	powdered gray twirling pieces	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	warmed electrified huge Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Disdain of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 58
10106	stiffened deadly terra cotta truss	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	Tesla clever terra cotta trousers	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	smelly beefcake's terra cotta tongs	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	shaking grievous terra cotta train of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	foul-smelling Da Vinci's terra cotta tie tack	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	shaking hale terra cotta tambourine of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	modified blurry terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	anodized super-corrupted bouncing bouncing terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 48
10114	yellow MacGyver's occult velour voulge	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	knitted rock-hard velour vambraces	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	healthy velour veil of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	auspicious manspreader's velour viscometer	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	lightning-fast sage velour valise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	horrifying healthy velour vaqueros	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	diluted shaking velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	quadruple-frozen moist Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 39
10122	family-friendly perfumed glass suspenders	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	cyan savvy glass shield of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	Jack Frost's manspreader's glass stetson	0		Monster Level: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	prompt scorching glass spectacles	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	squat healthy Rosewater's glass shiv	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	deadly glass serape of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	pickled pulsating glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	adjusted ghostly hard candy	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 69
10130	Jeselnik's loofah lumberjack's hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	spinning wobbly greasy stylish loofah lei	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	Jeselnik's rosy-cheeked loofah lederhosen	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	lime green lard-coated greasy loofah ladle	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: 35, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	stanky loofah legwarmers of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	tumbling ghostly vibrating loofah lavalier of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	vaporized tumbling loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	flattened altered chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 27
10138	flagstone flag of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	upside-down dance instructor's savvy flagstone flail	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	shaking teal wool flagstone flip-flops of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	energetic educational flagstone fez	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	Herculean educational flagstone fleece	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	blinking therapeutic experienced flagstone fringe	0		Experience: +2, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	dried gray spinning flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	deionized Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Elemental Mastery", Effect Duration: 62
10146	tumbling elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	bouncing red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	skewed cobbled-together Meat detector of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	dry mirror tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	dehydrated ghostly prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	Socratic tailored vest	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	yellow pulsating elf army poncho of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	special bland snack-sized elf army field rations	2	decent	Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	pulsating gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	blue toasty wizardly discarded bowtie	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	hand-crafted blinking purple martiny	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	squat tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	boiled licorice snake	0		Effect: "Very Clean Guns", Effect Duration: 49
10161	galvanized nitrogenated virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 17
10162	ionized jittery huge mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 53
10163	nitrogenated deionized narrow government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 14
10164	dry ionized Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Bread-Lined", Effect Duration: 37
10165	twirling mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	Fonzie's strapping Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	narrow blood bag	0		
10169	normal miniature bloodstick	2	good	
10170	boozy acceptable squat bottle of Sanguiovese	5	good	
10171	spoiled actual blood sausage	3	crappy	
10172	aged narrow mulled blood	4	awesome	
10173	moldy blood snowcone	3	crappy	
10174	weak acceptable Red Russian	2	good	
10175	bite-sized rotten blood roll-up	1	crappy	
10176	bad irresponsibly strong bottle of blood	10	decent	
10177	decent squat squat lime green blood-soaked sponge cake	3	good	
10178	mediocre vampagne	3	decent	
10179	spoiled small tumbling plain snowcone	2	crappy	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	upside-down money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	narrow Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	narrow blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	shaking PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	stanky PirateRealm eyepatch of dire peril of terror	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	spinning bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	shaking Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	bland crabsicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	drinkable bottle of dark rhum	3	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	enchanted acceptable bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	good	Effect: "Ogred and Oublietted", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	smooth fancy boozy bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	5	awesome	Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	vacuum-sealed pickled squat pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	family-friendly rosewater-soaked conquistador's breastplate	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	blue scandalous pirate pantaloons of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	jittery wobbly [glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	family-friendly frosty pirate radio ring	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	purple Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	bland twirling pineapple slab	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	half-sized tasty hibiscus petal	2	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	activated lime green huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	twisted pulsating twirling ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	upside-down cyan Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	jittery Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	squat Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	pickled blurry pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	twirling PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	blue padded plush sea serpent	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	spoiled fancy snack-sized pirate fork	2	???	Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	narrow Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	tumbling electrified supercool piratical blunderbuss	0		Moxie Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	greasy forbidden PirateRealm party hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	lousy watered-down Island Landslide	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	lousy watered-down huge Island Thunderstorm	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	lousy mirror Island Hurricane	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	mediocre Skull Punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	mediocre Electric Punch	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	bad purple Smuggler's Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	hand-crafted watered-down twirling teal Scorpion Bowl	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	high-proof aged Turtle Bowl	9	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	special practically non-alcoholic tolerable Cobra Bowl	1	good	Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	red vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	lard-coated resourceful stylish vampyric cloake of the overflowing toilet of the businessman	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	skewed plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	flattened ionized bouncing one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 48
10245	cyan arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	shaking Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	olive sharpshooter's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of dire peril of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	lightning-fast executive Sherlock's hardy hardened fortified grievous smartaleck's brawny hewn moon-rune spoon of wisdom of the boozehound	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	blurry cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	blinking skewed rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	green greasy scorching wholesome Beach Comb	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	jittery twirling grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	spinning hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	concentrated super-ionized ionized magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	super-pressed energized concentrated blinking fuchsia cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	chilled quadruple-Vulcanized red twirling jittery gray seashell	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	denatured aerosolized seashell	0		Effect: "Bonelording", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	triple-aerosolized yellow seashell	0		Effect: "Fancy Feasted", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	hand-crafted bottle of sea wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	compressed kelp	1		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	wobbly fireproof nippy medical-grade hardened padded extremely unsafe personal trainer's beefy driftwood hat of horror	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	wobbly wool foul-smelling baleful grievous deadly driftwood pants of James Dean of Gandalf of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	scorching clever Oprah's banded grievous experienced driftwood bracelet of Gandalf of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	bouncing huge twirling Van der Graaf savvy waders of the boozehound	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	lightning-fast inspector's horrifying spearfish fishing spear	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	stanky boxer's rabbitfish fin of the brazier	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	shaking piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	blurry healthy supercool pirate cutlass of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	nasty Fonzie's tricorn hat of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	MacGyver's swash buckle of Tarzan of the early riser	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	veiny stiffened wicked meteorite earring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	stanky veiny meteorite necklace of terror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	Jack Frost's extremely unsafe meteorite ring of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	dry twirling blurry Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Kissed By Fire", Effect Duration: 20
10290	concentrated super-frozen chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 44
10291	greasy supercharged rosy-cheeked driftwood beach comb	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	pulsating stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	vibrating ruddy baleful whittled tiara	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	squat lightning-fast therapeutic whittled shorts of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	mansplainer's energetic wicked whittled flail	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	blue family-friendly toasty whittled wand of the sweet-tooth	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	twirling green executive auspicious studded whittled flute	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	Tesla crafty brainy whittled bear figurine	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	mansplainer's sharpshooter's beefy whittled owl figurine	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	Da Vinci's Socratic whittled fox figurine of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Mysticality): 6, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	prompt ruddy Herculean whittled walking stick of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	flavorless maroon campfire hot dog	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	rotten campfire baked potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	massive flavorless blinking campfire s'more	6	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	decent campfire beans	4	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	thick moldy campfire stew	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	mirror campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	galvanized leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 46
10310	twirling rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	blinking campfire smoke	0		
10314	pulsating Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	skewed signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	twirling huge low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	gray Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	big normal space chowder	5	good	
10321	acceptable maroon space wine	3	good	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	pulsating Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	tumbling Law of Averages	0		
10332	bouncing Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	fortified groovy Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	stale bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	fancy adequate tiny cyan flan del mar	1	good	Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	spoiled Baja sopapilla	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	toasty plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	avaricious plastic sea elf	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	skewed up-at-dawn plastic yuleviathan	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	upside-down plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot; of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	plastic Dolph Bossin of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	decent mana-coated yams	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	bland pulsating mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	bland mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	moldy mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	ghostly human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	vacuum-sealed electrified blinking pulsating patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Phorcefullness", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	diluted industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	quadruple-colloidal narrow blurry unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	altered vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	diluted twirling a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	moist nitrogenated twirling organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	special acceptable boozy boot flask	5	good	Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	chilled infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	upside-down madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	compressed fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	stale half-sized guffin	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	distilled wobbly Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	dried non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	dry warmed yellow peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "protect.enq", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	aerosolized corrupted squat Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	polymerized Vulcanized upside-down upside-down extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	distilled teal pulsating livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	diluted gray beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	bouncing blinking ruddy oxygenated eggnog helmet of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	polymerized huge concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	anodized polymerized cyan liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	spinning map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	blinking Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of the scaredy-cat of terror of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	jittery The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	pulsating Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	aerosolized extra-chilled salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	cyan avaricious Tesla ribbon candy ascot	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	tumbling skewed moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	pulsating lion tamer's anemoney clip	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	mirror runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	mixed mirror gray super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	perfumed ribald beefy icing poncho	0		Muscle: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	enhanced double-enhanced upside-down green glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	energetic Mer-kin rollpin of doom	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	blue tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	spoiled bowl of mernudo	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	mediocre blue fishelada	4	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	flavorless ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	twirling waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	shaking waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	maroon aromatic nutcracker hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	censurious dangerous nutcracker waistcoat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	huge perfumed therapeutic nutcracker pants	0		Stench Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	fuchsia fireproof coward's nutcracker boots	0		Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	mansplainer's smartaleck's nutcracker sword	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	quilted Da Vinci's nutcracker drumstick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	blinking Lo Pan's razor-sharp nutcracker beard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	wholesome nutcracker cape of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	hale cool nutcracker epaulets	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	half-sized decent salt plum	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	olive peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	spoiled half-sized teal and bean	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	up-at-dawn wizardly kelp-holly gun of incineration	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	olive Yuleviathan necklace of the dark arts of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	gravedigger's educational peppermint spine	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	Jeselnik's educational soggy elf shoes	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	wobbly wool chilly Crimbylow-rise jeans	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	narrow shellacked kelp-holly drape of Leguizamo	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	stanky sizzling Staff of the Peppermint Twist of James Dean of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	toothsome blinking tempura and bean	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	high-proof drinkable salt plum sake	10	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	frozen pickled pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	boiled magnetized almond	0		Effect: "Arse-a'fire", Effect Duration: 28
10429	double-pickled handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	blinking nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	shaking Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's veiny Retrospecs	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	blurry mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	shaking prompt therapeutic healthy smooth Powerful Glove of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	upside-down status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	aromatic weightlifter's Drip harness of the cougar	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
10442	teal dog trainer's drippy truncheon	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	stale low-calorie drippy nugget	1	drippy	
10446	distilled artisanal mirror jittery glass of drippy wine	5	drippy	
10447	spoiled miniature pulsating drippy caviar	2	drippy	
10448	half-sized normal bouncing drippy plum(?)	2	drippy	
10449	sharpshooter's drippy stake	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	olive super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	polymerized warmed fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 19
10459	cold-filtered lime green healthy juice	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 51
10460	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	upside-down hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	maroon mirror fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	ghostly bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	jittery Jeselnik's cape	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
10467	skewed sinister back shell of temperance	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
10468	narrow spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	educational bony back shell	0		Experience: +1
10473	frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	irradiated super-quantum cold-filtered blooper ink	0		Effect: "Spooky Weapon", Effect Duration: 68
10475	coin	0		
10476	spinning rubber doll head	0		
10477	red rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	red rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	jittery Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	narrow free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	teal bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	huge free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	blurry skewed immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	teal colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	half-sized adequate mushroom filet	2	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	mixed mirror twirling mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	aged practically non-alcoholic mushroom whiskey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	hale experienced strapping mushroom cap	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	jittery healthy wicked Sinatra's mushroom shield of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: 70, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	blue zippy nippy savvy mushroom pants of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	frightening flame-wreathed toasty electrified mushroom badge	0		Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	wet ghostly piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Reedy Pipes", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	shaking plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	kettle bell of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	smelly glued-together crystal ball	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	double-paned martini dregs	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	beefcake's flickering flashlight	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	Tesla crumbling rabbit's foot	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	Da Vinci's outmoded fidget toy	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	flimsy ski pole of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	blurry frosty discarded finger painting	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	resourceful pizza box	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	narrow greedy ruddy chipped coffee mug	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	smelly Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	drippy seed	0		
10515	shaking drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	blurry Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	ghostly huge drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	narrow drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	tumbling drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	bad drippy pilsner	3	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	huge electrified gory drippy orb	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	wobbly Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	bouncing Samson's Guzzlr tablet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	blurry blinking Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	huge Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	fuchsia Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	ruddy Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	twirling blurry Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	boozy artisanal Ghiaccio Colada	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	drinkable practically non-alcoholic Sourfinger	1	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	acceptable Nog-on-the-Cob	3	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	bad weak Steamboat	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	extra-dry delicious Buttery Boy	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	huge shaking family-friendly smartaleck's clown car key	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	bouncing veiny studded batting cage key of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	rosy-cheeked aqu&iacute; of horror of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	tumbling scorching Van der Graaf energetic knob labinet key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	smelly studded deadly weremoose key	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	peg key of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	kekekey of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	rosewater-soaked rabbit's foot key	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	censurious sizzling knob shaft skate key	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	Rosewater's stylish ice key of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	vibrating anchovy can key	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	nasty slick cactus key	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	shaking lard-coated f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	gray auspicious experienced treasure chest key	0		Experience: +2, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	squat stanky brawny demonic key of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	ghostly slick key sausage	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	stiffened extremely unsafe knob treasury key	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	wobbly savvy scrap key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	maroon prompt scorching rose key	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	blurry double-paned music box key	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	skewed asbestos-lined actual skeleton key of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	energetic shellacked deep-fried key	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	blinking occult discarded bike lock key of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	twirling Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	ionized concentrated wobbly marshroom	0		Effect: "Petit Force", Effect Duration: 54
10573	squat bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	ionized narrow salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 32
10577	super-dry writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 65
10578	aerosolized bouncing gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
10579	green pulsating baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	lime green SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	huge cyan birch battery of the wise owl of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: -25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	zippy Temple Grandin's Oprah's ebony epee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	baleful weeping willow wand of Tarzan of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	blue veiny Samson's stylish beechwood blowgun	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	mirror ribald smelly arcane researcher's maple magnet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	tumbling Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	shaking flame-retardant Fonzie's hemlock helm of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	upside-down sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	yellow reassuring flame-retardant stiffened balsam barrel	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	irradiated shaking green redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	auspicious ribald toasty purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	green wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	jittery toasty strapping wormwood wedding ring of the dark arts of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	tumbling Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	medical-grade ert grey goo ring	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	jittery Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	Vulcanized tumbling Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	Vulcanized mirror Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	big yummy wobbly Yeg's Motel pillow mint	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	polymerized super-chilled electrified pulsating Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	greedy Yeg's Motel shower cap of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	shaking flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	up-at-dawn dog trainer's Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	blinking spinning Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	bouncing sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	spinning purple onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	narrow onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	red onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	red onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	red alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	skewed bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	spinning Sherlock's toasty Jim Carey's fortified Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	drinkable irresponsibly strong spinning jittery flask of moonshine	8	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	family-friendly sea-worn candlestick of Tarzan of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	flattened wobbly null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	skewed cyan flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	spoiled chocolate chip muffin	3	crappy	
10644	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	wobbly packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	gray box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	mirror greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	wobbly subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	denatured unsweetened fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	alkaline liquefied jittery boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	extra-wet cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	tarnished denatured overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	galvanized hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	boiled huge hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	bouncing Annie Oakley's Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	tumbling purple brawny Crimbo smile	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	SalesCo sample kit of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	improved nitrogenated jittery olive candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	chilled oxidized bouncing sugar	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	quantum ionized blurry blinking multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	rock-hard plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	hardy plastic multi-level marketer	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	shaking smartaleck's plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	fuchsia pulsating hale plastic Mirth	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	pulsating supercharged plastic Penny	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	bouncing overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	gray tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	Jack Frost's neck wreath	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	zippy shining star cap	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	nativity shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	teal stiffened grievous myrrh pouch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	avaricious Rosewater's frankincenser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	Sherlock's MacGyver's gilded trumpet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	gray narrow dangerous &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	strapping wine carrier	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	chaotic candy bucket	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	denatured magnetized prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	vacuum-sealed diffused pulsating imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	aerosolized pressed hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	huge government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	blurry government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	green Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	mirror booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	blue candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	miser's veiny fruit bat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	blinking flame-wreathed Rosewater's tinsel orb	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	Herculean snowpack of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	skewed ribald hardened Satan hat	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	educational Crimbo stockings of the detective	0		Experience: +1, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	savvy brawny poncho de azucar	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	huge spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	tumbling The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	upside-down The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	decent and pepper (stale)	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted twirling cranberry margarita (brackish)	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	maroon nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	maroon tumbling goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	mediocre spinning barrel-aged eggnog	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	flavorless hand-crafted candy cane	4	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	decent tiny drive-thru burger	1	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	perfectly mixed lime green Boulevardier cocktail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	ionized double-quantum Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	bland enchanted bowl full of jelly	3	decent	Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	fancy smooth Eye and a Twist	3	awesome	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	ionized anodized Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	narrow fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	shaking spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	shaking Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	upside-down power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	Vulcanized battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	galvanized battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	irradiated ionized battery (D)	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	pressed ionized tumbling battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	unsweetened modified battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	energized super-corrupted tumbling battery (car)	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	twirling marshmallow	0		
10747	watered-down bad marshmallow bomb	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	liquefied vacuum-sealed wobbly short beer	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	tarnished short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	irradiated anodized short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	activated huge short glass of water	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	magnetized Vulcanized short	0		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	quantum of familiar	0		
10759	groovy familiar scrapbook of courage	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	mirror clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	blinking zippy hardy weightlifter's fedora-mounted fountain	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	executive careful dangerous sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	green avaricious careful forbidden porkpie-mounted popper	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	normal fancy small gray skewed fire crackers	2	good	Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	huge Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	energetic Fonzie's Catherine Wheel	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	inspector's rock-hard rocket boots	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	double-paned smooth sparkler	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	ghostly Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	enhanced spinning Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	liquefied narrow upside-down The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	triple-galvanized frozen blinking Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	ionized wobbly blurry Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	corrupted enhanced Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	Temple Grandin's Fonzie's extra-large utility candle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	family-friendly ribald runed taper candle	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	twirling scorching chaotic sinister novelty sparkling candle	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	frosty Abracandalabra of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	Oprah's extra-wide head candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	colloidal cold-filtered natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	oxidized boiled rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	super-dry extra-diffused banana candle	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	triple-corrupted ear candle	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	activated triple-magnetized votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	water candle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	asbestos-lined B. L. A. R. T.	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	fuchsia Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	mirror literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	lime green pump grease	0		
10796	upside-down packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	horrifying dog trainer's Lo Pan's padded smartaleck's industrial fire extinguisher of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	tumbling packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	manspreader's crafty Daylight Shavings Helmet of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	adequate bread man	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	tiny toothsome plain candy cane	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	rotten blinking flour cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	asbestos-lined plastic food lab	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	bouncing Jim Carey's plastic nog lab	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	ghostly ghostly Jeselnik's plastic chem lab	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	smelly plastic primary lab	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	ghostly plastic Cheer Core of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	fuchsia ice crown of Leguizamo of courage of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	medical-grade beefy jeans of the detective	0		Muscle: +10, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	ghostly gravedigger's frosty wizardly ice wrap	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	flavorless super-sized tofu pop	5	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	rotten half-sized bowl of prescription candy	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	decent jittery fishcake	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	huge normal blue bone broth	10	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	adequate diet star pop	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	lousy Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	delicious spirit-forward Doc's Smartifying Wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	tolerable spinning Doc's Limbering Wine	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	drinkable mirror Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	distilled red ghostly Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Virgo Rising", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	powdered wobbly Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	denatured bouncing twirling red Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	modified fuchsia bouncing Fleshazole&trade;	1		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	aerosolized vacuum-sealed anodized anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	magnetized anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	pickled denatured anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	polarized alkaline fuchsia anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	triple-improved tumbling anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	improved huge anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	bad Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	spoiled bread pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	bad triple-distilled blue clear Russian	7	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	jittery purple zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	shaking Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	pulsating gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	jittery gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	spinning gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	narrow rosewater-soaked cozy scarf	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	spoiled special huge Crimbo cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	diffused fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	blurry knitted third ear	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	fuchsia blurry festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	twirling poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	studded peppermint-scented socks	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	mirror the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	bouncing wholesome depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	moldy &quot;caramel&quot;	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	squat teal dangerous self-repairing earmuffs	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	Sherlock's carnivorous potted plant	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	jittery universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	banded yule hatchet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	flavorless lab-grown meat	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	fleece of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	blinking boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	skewed spinning cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	rosy-cheeked pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	bouncing fireproof razor-sharp can of mixed everything of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	stale diet mirror meatball	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	narrow meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	twisted jittery gray fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	teal blinking carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	boiled astral energy drink	1		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 25
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	twirling shellacked banded baleful magnifying glass	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	tolerable shaking void lager	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	bite-sized toothsome wobbly void burger	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	blurry void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	friendly thinker's void shard of mayonnaise of the detective	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	cyan undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	Fonzie's combat lover's locket	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	huge grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	green trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	greedy nasty healthy arcane researcher's unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
10900	spinning MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	unsweetened improved spinning emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	survival knife of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	gray lion tamer's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	headlamp of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	jittery Oprah's thermal blanket of the wise owl of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	personal trainer's atlas of local maps	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	altered irradiated jittery spare battery	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	cold-filtered single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	altered vacuum-sealed gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	delicious massive 20-lb can of rice and beans	6	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	half-sized special delicious expired MRE	2	awesome	Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	decent bouncing cool mint precipice bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	decent lime green carrot cake precipice bar	3	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	olive wobbly Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	bouncing packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	greedy fireproof June cleaver of temperance	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	boozy acceptable Dad's brandy	5	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	arcane researcher's cool teacher's pen	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	rotten small fire-roasted lake trout	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	adequate fancy guilty sprout	4	good	Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	Lo Pan's mother's necklace of the sewer	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	vacuum-sealed twirling ghostly purple trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	chilled narrow savings bond	0		Effect: "Browbeaten", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	pulsating pulsating designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	twisted sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	lime green bouncing unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	dinosaur scale	0		
10935	twirling pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	Rosewater's pterodactyl rifle	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	moist bouncing Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 67
10942	yellow dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	spinning camouflage vest of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	executive knitted weightlifter's awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Muscle: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40
10948	ribald reflective vest	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
10949	wobbly dinosaur of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
10950	wobbly Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	ribald Jurassic Parka	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	cyan boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	oxidized triple-enhanced maroon autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	delicious wobbly AutumnFest ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	vibrating Samson's savvy autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	auspicious baleful autumn debris shield of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	moldy thick tumbling autumn-spice donut	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	triple-diffused ghostly autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	up-at-dawn hardy veiny autumn leaf pendant	0		Maximum HP: 60, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	denatured narrow autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	dry frozen autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	tumbling bouncing familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	hand-crafted Oopsie IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	blurry mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	jittery Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	purple Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	rotten huge ratatouille de Jarlsberg	10	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	adequate Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	low-calorie fancy flavorless roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	1	decent	Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	stale small St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	flavorless Pete's wiley whey bar	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	spoiled Pete's rich ricotta	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	weak artisanal pulsating Boris's beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	rotten honey bun of Boris	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	moldy Boris's bread	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	purple narrow Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	upside-down fuchsia Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	shaking Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	small rotten baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	special miniature adequate plain calzone	2	good	Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	huge moldy roasted vegetable focaccia	9	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	small spoiled Pizza of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	moldy Calzone of Legend	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	red cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	normal huge Deep Dish of Legend	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	upside-down tumbling lard-coated prohie's hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	extra-ionized pulsating gray imported taffy	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	jittery coward's forbidden Charleston shoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	rare oboe of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	bullet necklace of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	rotten red swamp haunch	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	Tesla experienced gator shades	0		Experience: +2, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	mirror milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	spirit-forward hand-crafted blurry Charleston Choo-Choo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	acceptable Velvet Veil	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	watered-down delicious tumbling Marltini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	watered-down delicious squat Strong, Silent Type	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	fancy bad strong Mysterious Stranger	5	decent	Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	acceptable Champagne Shimmy	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	fuchsia chilly Tesla ceramic cestus	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	scandalous friendly dance instructor's ceramic centurion shield	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	blue frightening ceramic celery grater of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	narrow zippy Fonzie's ceramic celsiturometer of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	shaking spinning studded boxer's ceramic cerecloth belt of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	blurry Oprah's healthy extremely unsafe ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	modified ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	denatured extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 24
11028	fuchsia narrow fireproof therapeutic experienced chiffon chevrons	0		Experience: +2, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	fuchsia squat wholesome Samson's chiffon chapeau of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	gray double-paned strapping chiffon chamberpot of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	aromatic quilted Herculean chiffon chemise	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	jittery Jack Frost's mansplainer's Fonzie's chiffon chakram	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	mirror hardy arcane researcher's chiffon chaps of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	vaporized purple chiffon carbage	1		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	dry dry gray chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 63
11036	yummy chocomotive	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	moldy bouncing freightcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted enchanted cabooze	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	purple scorching plastic passenger car	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	pulsating lime green reassuring plastic dining car	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	shaking avaricious plastic coal car of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	inspector's plastic locomotive	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	pulsating packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	narrow gray jittery model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	shaking Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	pulsating Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	vacuum-sealed Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 14
11051	triple-irradiated deionized mirror Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 53
11052	denatured tarnished Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 38
11053	unsweetened teal pulsating Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 40
11054	corrupted tarnished Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 27
11055	energized energized olive Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 18
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	huge ping-pong ball	0		
11058	ghostly nasty Trainbot harness	0		Stench Damage: +5
11059	lime green ping-pong table	0		
11060	maroon Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	wobbly Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	skewed crafty padded educational head-mounted Trainbot	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	Newton's educational smartaleck's leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	beefy shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the cougar of terror	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	drinkable weak mirror dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	2	good	
11068	blinking lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	spoiled tumbling honey-drenched ham slice	4	crappy	
11071	practically non-alcoholic mediocre red mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1	decent	
11072	stale half-sized Crimbo food scraps	2	decent	
11073	tumbling arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	purple automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	wobbly table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	huge pulsating Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	massive adequate steamed oyster	10	good	
11079	huge really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	blinking deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	mirror steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	skewed blue crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	smooth Crimbosmopolitan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	moldy jumbo Crimbo dinner	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	blurry jittery train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	upside-down yellow The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	gray twirling unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	gray half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	medical-grade grubby wool hat of the cougar of the brute	0		Moxie: +20, Muscle Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11093	sharpshooter's Newton's grubby wool scarf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
11094	auspicious supercool grubby wool trousers of chilblains	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
11095	jittery lion tamer's resourceful thinker's grubby wool gloves of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
11096	grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	artisanal fancy triple-distilled nice warm beer	9	EPIC	Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 15
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	altered tumbling pulsating fruity pebble	1		Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	red lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	jittery milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	pulsating bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	maroon hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	pulsating stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	toothsome jittery pixel bread	3	awesome	
11113	lousy spirit-forward pixel whiskey	5	decent	
11114	pixel rock	0		
11115	fuchsia S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	cyan S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	non-cold-filtered frozen glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	magnetized irradiated spinning mushroom	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	quantum ionized upside-down five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	half-sized flavorless super good fruit	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	vaporized blue energized spores	1		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	zippy Fonzie's hot pepper	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +20, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	dry quadruple-irradiated out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	mirror extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	polymerized flapper fly	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	aged practically non-alcoholic shot of wasp venom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	liquefied oxidized mirror filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	vacuum-sealed non-chilled lime green shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	non-pressed denatured bouncing pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	non-warmed bouncing pulsating pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	polymerized nitrogenated angry agate	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	irradiated lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	super-sized stale shadow sausage	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	chilly MacGyver's shadow skin	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	anodized shadow flame	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	tasty ghostly shadow bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	hand-crafted weak special jittery shadow fluid	2	EPIC	Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	jittery shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	mediocre blue shadow venom	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	twisted shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	flame-retardant Jim Carey's supercool shadow stick	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	rosewater-soaked bat paw of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
11148	pulsating Herculean uncursed bat paw	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11149	huge prompt flame-wreathed goblin cape of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
11150	cool uncursed goblin cape	0		Moxie: +5
11151	gray weightlifter's dragon wishbone of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20
11152	blinking savvy uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11153	pulsating perfumed quilted Rosewater's beefcake's stats	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +5
11154	curative uncursed stats	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
11155	lightning-fast supercharged arcane orb	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Initiative: +40
11156	chaotic uncursed arcane orb	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
11157	friendly machete	0		Familiar Weight: +3
11158	squat executive uncursed machete	0		Meat Drop: +40
11159	blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	purple frightening therapeutic occult medallion	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11162	wobbly Fonzie's uncursed medallion	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
11163	red Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	olive The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	green Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	jittery closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	spinning shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	blurry shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	executive nasty shadow chef's hat of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	fuchsia greedy knitted steel-toed shadow trousers	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	shellacked shadow hammer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	Sherlock's stiffened educational shadow monocle	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	moldy maroon shadow hot dog	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	delicious fancy watered-down shadow martini	2	awesome	Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	denatured shadow pill	1		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 50
11185	shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	squat monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	anodized improved blue shadow candy	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 39
11189	mirror wobbly replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	huge replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	red replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	blinking replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	purple grievous replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of James Dean of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	inspector's replica bottle-rocket crossbow of dire peril of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	ribald lion tamer's ruddy replica navel ring of navel gazing of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	lime green tumbling zippy wicked replica V for Vivala mask	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	upside-down horrifying lion tamer's stylish replica haiku katana	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	jittery replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	blurry shaking zippy censurious Jeselnik's replica Elvish sunglasses of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	upside-down replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	pulsating replica stone sphere	0		
11209	frosty strapping replica Greatest American Pants of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
11210	spinning replica organ grinder	0		
11211	tumbling clever crafty dangerous replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: 30, Single Equip
11212	ghostly chaotic extremely unsafe replica Operation Patriot Shield of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	curative veiny dangerous replica plastic vampire fangs	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	mirror Jim Carey's replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Monster Level: +25, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	red replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	twirling replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	tumbling blue replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	double-paned Lo Pan's wholesome Cincho de Mayo of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	skewed dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	pulsating replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	skewed replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	squat replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	replica Source terminal	0		
11232	purple replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	wobbly replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	twirling replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	narrow replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	tumbling Sherlock's vibrating replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	reassuring wool clever replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of wisdom of the brute	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
11242	censurious greasy chilly Tesla MacGyver's supercharged Herculean sage thinker's replica hewn moon-rune spoon of dire peril of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	spinning replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	coward's manspreader's Da Vinci's experienced replica Powerful Glove of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: -10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	bouncing miser's ruddy extremely unsafe brainy replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10
11246	double-paned wool mansplainer's hale wizardly replica industrial fire extinguisher of doom	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: 6, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	Herculean replica Jurassic Parka of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	shaking replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	occult Socratic replica Cincho de Mayo of the bloodbag of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	green Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	mirror 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	stanky nippy studded dangerous smooth &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	manspreader's banded pro skateboard	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	jittery Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	narrow Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	squat Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	rock-hard baleful extremely unsafe Amulet of Perpetual Darkness of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +20, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	jittery Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	spinning Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	moist scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	narrow Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	unsweetened wet scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	yellow blurry Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	aged special Sexy Cosmo	4	awesome	Effect: "Here to Kick Ass", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	Jack Frost's deadly red-soled high heels	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	adequate cyburger	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	coward's ncle leg	0		Monster Level: -20
11287	banded Da Vinci's rutabuga bag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +100
11288	steel-toed mesquito proboscis	0		Damage Reduction: 9
11289	bouncing Samson's senate fly thorax	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
11290	enhanced energized narrow bug juice	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 66
11291	mirror spider leg of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
11292	reassuring beetle antenna	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
11293	beefcake's mantis skull	0		Muscle: +25
11294	galvanized improved chitin powder	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 59
11295	fireproof daddy shortlegs leg of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Resistance: +3
11296	prompt auspicious birdybug antenna	0		Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3
11297	red veiny savvy kilopede skull	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10
11298	ionized altered haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 60
11299	wet deionized narrow mirror maroon chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 47
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	lime green name change form	0		
11304	twirling olive replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	ghostly boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	flavorless watermelon	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	spinning water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	snack-sized stale waffle	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	hale fortified cat o' nine teeth	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	lime green zippy inspector's tooth cap	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	nippy dog trainer's toothy trousers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	decent wobbly banana split	3	good	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	pulsating Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	wobbly medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	perfectly mixed ghostly bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	curative arcane researcher's weightlifter's baywatch	0		Muscle: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	upside-down Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	narrow spinning Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	red Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	pickled bouncing concentrated cooking	1		
11329	pickled meat	1		Effect: "Memory of Speed", Effect Duration: 20
11330	altered sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 30
11331	diluted shaking hardening cream	1		
11332	mixed huge spinning tumbling pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 20
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	upside-down twirling map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	magnetized polymerized ghostly sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Hangdog", Effect Duration: 69
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	tumbling studded rake	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	pulsating autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	gray forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	up-at-dawn Sinatra's autumnal aegis	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	galvanized distilled resin	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	wobbly tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	zippy impromptu torch of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: 120, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	tumbling ghostly executive hale fig leaf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	Jeselnik's gravedigger's smoldering drape	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	olive flame-retardant fortified beefcake's leaf crown of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	moldy jumbo blinking leafy browns	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	unsweetened autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	energized electrified coping juice	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	Usain Bolt's reassuring knitted electrified Samson's candy cane sword cane	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	maroon Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	automa-bot parts	0		
11370	blue security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	upside-down housekeeping robot	0		
11378	normal pickled bread	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	rotten mirror salted mutton	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	bland corned beet	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	wobbly pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	skewed wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	jumbo normal peppermint donut	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	scandalous Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	savvy Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	spinning Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	bad weak shaking Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	blurry Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	blinking Crimbuccaneer lantern of the bloodbag of the storm of the glutton	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	shellacked Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	educational Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	enhanced Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	squat Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	wool Elf Guard officer's sidearm of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	lightning-fast razor-sharp Elf Guard insignia (general)	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	lousy irresponsibly strong spinning Crimbow Rainbo	8	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	lime green Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	censurious perfumed Elf Guard broom	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	healthy Crimbuccaneer tavern swab of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	drinkable blue old-school pirate grog	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	decent gigantic grog nuts	10	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	prompt Newton's boxer's sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	perfectly mixed upside-down officer's nog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	bite-sized toothsome blurry purple sundae ration	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	bite-sized spoiled peppermint tack	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	small delicious bouncing whalesteak	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	stiffened cool beefcake's whalegun	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	supercool Elf Guard clipboard of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	mirror pegfinger of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	weak mediocre and claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	huge twirling sharpshooter's Elf Guard and beret	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	friendly Jim Carey's weightlifter's shipwright's hammer	0		Muscle: +15, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	skewed baleful razor-sharp gunwale of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	shaking tumbling flame-retardant hardened Kelflar vest of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	altered wobbly whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Nut-Rition", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	mirror electrified Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Item Drop: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	double-paned Elf Guard mouthknife of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	vibrating Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	Elf Guard fuel tank of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	Annie Oakley's vibrating hardy massive wrench	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	lard-coated brown pirate pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	pulsating The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	pulsating punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	lard-coated toasty Tesla quilted sage Elf dessert spoon of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	ghostly dance instructor's boxer's Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	banded sage free boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	pulsating baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	friendly Elvish underarmor of temperance of the glutton	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	bouncing sizzling Herculean Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	diet adequate huge sugarplum ration	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	miniature moldy gingerbread nylons	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	normal rum-soaked fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	yummy bite-sized lime	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	adequate thick gingerbread pirate	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	delicious fruit-stuffed rumcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	practically non-alcoholic drinkable skewed mulled wine	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	smooth extra-dry blurry Swedish coffee	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	mediocre special ghostly canteen of eggnog	4	decent	Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	delicious hot wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	bad Jamaican coffee	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	artisanal weak flask of egggrog	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	bad yule grog	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	stale wet tack	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	flavorless gigantic whalecake	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	scorching nippy wizardly gunwale whalegun	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	smooth huge and claret	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	narrow gray rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	boxer's Elf Guard squirtgun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	skewed chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	sequin-encrusted sweater of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	narrow blue occult replica Elf Guard medal of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	jittery prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	smelly Oprah's Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	dog trainer's barnacle-encrusted sweater of the empath of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	family-friendly electrified dance instructor's Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	maroon precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	narrow Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	bouncing The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	ionized super-improved tumbling military candy cane	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 44
11503	extra-dry blue groggipop	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 51
11504	upside-down therapeutic moss mace of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	rosy-cheeked moss megaphone of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	wicked thinker's moss medal	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	spinning ruddy moss mitre of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	zippy frightening moss mantle	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	Herculean moss marlinspike of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Food Drop: +100, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	dehydrated lime green shaking moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	ionized moss floss	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 68
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	narrow adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	shaking adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	twisted adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	ionized deionized upside-down adobe brittle	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 58
11520	veiny crepe paper phrygian cap of terror of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	twirling baleful Newton's crepe paper parachute cape of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	fireproof crepe paper pie clip of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	sizzling shellacked crepe paper puzzle cube of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	purple curative crepe paper plunge camisole of the brazier of temperance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	Sherlock's Oprah's sage crepe paper polka charm	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	distilled olive crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	altered crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 36
11528	tumbling experienced petrified wood war pike of the empath	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	avaricious Jeselnik's petrified wood waist protector	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	healthy petrified wood wizard's pouch of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	lard-coated petrified wood water purifier of the detective	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	spinning fireproof forbidden petrified wood whoopie panama	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	huge pulsating Jim Carey's Rosewater's petrified wood walking pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	dried petrified wood waste parts	1		Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	Vulcanized cyan petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 15
11536	perfectly mixed blurry cybeer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	shaking upside-down googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	huge educational slick Crimbuccaneer war standard	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	aromatic sinister Elf Guard war standard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	ghostly in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	zippy Fonzie's spring shoes of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	pickled irradiated upside-down ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	enhanced non-flattened lime green crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	upside-down biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	pulsating irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	baleful motion sensor	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	shaking greasy Everfull Dart Holster of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	electrified rock-hard thinker's beefcake's Apriling band helmet of bravery	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Spooky Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	spinning reassuring therapeutic Apriling band saxophone of dire peril of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	miser's smelly Apriling band quad tom of chilblains of courage	0		Cold Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	scandalous coward's wholesome boxer's Apriling band tuba of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	executive censurious electrified wicked wizardly Apriling band staff of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	normal yam	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	tolerable fancy yam martini	4	good	Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	lousy distilled sweet potato o' mine	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	tolerable Southern yam	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	tolerable weak sweet potato punch	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	moldy snack-sized Mayam spinach	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	small normal yam and swiss	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	wholesome hardened yam cannon of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	stiffened Samson's savvy furry yam buckler	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	wobbly thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	teal groovy yamtility belt of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	normal yam slider	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	spoiled shaking yam mayo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	bland yam burrito	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	tumbling upside-down visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	squat shaking Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	tasty mini kiwi	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	lime green horrifying frosty mini kiwi bikini of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	acceptable boozy mini kiwitini	5	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	rosy-cheeked mini kiwi silicon tiepin of dire peril of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	skewed mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	snack-sized spoiled mini kiwi digitized cookies	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	strong bad mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	aerosolized diffused skewed mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	anodized aerosolized mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	medical-grade hale mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Maximum HP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	dog trainer's mini kiwi icepick	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	Vulcanized modified mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	tumbling protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	mirror squat protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	blurry protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	scorching vibrating messenger bag RNA of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25
11616	blue flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	decent diet bacteria bisque	1	good	
11619	toothsome ciliophora chowder	4	awesome	
11620	adequate cream of chloroplasts	4	good	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	squat unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	maroon untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	tumbling lard-coated horrifying lion tamer's Van der Graaf smooth tearaway pants	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	baby bodyguard	0		
11632	blurry Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	hand-crafted tumbling Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	lime green Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	narrow Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	blade of dismemberment of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	pulsating Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	upside-down Sinatra's brawny embers-only jacket of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	ghostly bembershoot of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	normal bouncing shaking fuchsia wheel of camembert	3	good	Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	up-at-dawn stanky hat of remembering of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	green throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	wobbly embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	ghostly soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	purple boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	prompt healthy bat wings	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	maroon ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ghostly ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	blinking knitted monocle on a stick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	Tesla groovy plastic pipe	0		Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	lard-coated thinker's fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Mysticality: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	inspector's sizzling bow tie	0		Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	narrow fireproof occult fake huge beard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	hardened astronaut helmet of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	wobbly Jeselnik's clever feather boa	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	Sheriff badge of the bloodbag of courage	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	savvy brainy Sheriff pistol	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	veiny Sheriff moustache of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	jittery careful forbidden photo booth supply list	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	blinking blurry tie-dye headband	0		
11674	enchanted yummy tumbling whirled peas	4	awesome	Effect: "Sauce Monocle", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	jumbo rotten narrow peaza	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	distilled lime green drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	compressed squat lime green Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	tumbling quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	deionized nitrogenated warmed tumbling pea brittle	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	drinkable special strong purple peasco	5	good	Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	rotten massive huge piece of cake	9	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	blinking handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	blurry Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	executive sharpshooter's deft pirate hook	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	Da Vinci's iron tricorn hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	razor-sharp jolly roger flag	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	blurry pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	acceptable fortified tankard of spiced rum	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	strong lousy blinking tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	narrow packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	teal ghostly Fonzie's governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	deadly governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	bouncing harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	olive scorching chili powder cutlass	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	delicious bouncing Aztec tamale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	friendly groggles	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	purple pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	scorching Tesla silky pirate drawers	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	cold-filtered Vulcanized ghostly narrow yellow peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	extra-dry drinkable hard cocoa	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	bite-sized moldy salmagumdi	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	plastic Easter Island Bunny of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	tumbling sizzling plastic St. Patrick	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	nippy cool plastic Colonel Brando	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	lightning-fast plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	family-friendly plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	gray Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	tumbling Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	skewed Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	flavorless coney haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	pickled fuchsia tumbling dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted moai toai	1	EPIC	
11725	lime green Rosewater's weightlifter's moaiball of terror	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	squat huge half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	ionized huge bouncing four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	fortified experienced brawny potato jacket	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	Usain Bolt's military orb of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	wet rum ball	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 23
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	padded razor-sharp gravyskin hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	ribald mansplainer's gravyskin buckler	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	huge shellacked extremely unsafe gravyskin skirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	Jeselnik's gravyskin pants of the cheetah	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	alkaline crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	moldy room scale bean casserole	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	wobbly sharpshooter's Da Vinci's perfect Christmas scarf of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	wobbly flame-retardant snowman-enchanting tophat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	modified magnetized LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	Newton's Congressional Medal of Insanity of the ox of the storm	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	shaking pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	bad irresponsibly strong Easter grasshopper	9	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	acceptable Irish eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	lousy fortified canteen of jungle juice	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	perfectly mixed turchucken	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	delicious practically non-alcoholic mechanically-mulled cider	1	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	high-proof smooth holiday trip around the world	7	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	bland olive chocolate ostrich egg	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	flavorless diet beef and cabbage	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	miniature enchanted normal candy rations	2	good	Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	low-calorie spoiled ghostly double-candied yams	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	miniature spoiled cyan Christmas ham	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	rotten small jittery huge holiday smorgasbord	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	shaking Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	blue careful bejazzled eyepatch	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	ghostly Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	lime green How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	tumbling Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	olive Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	red huge Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	shaking Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	chilly banded egg gun of Tarzan of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	upside-down foul-smelling Lo Pan's stiffened deadly army helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	blinking napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	half-sized normal Thanksgiving ration	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	acceptable Easter eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	pickled clovermint	1		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	purple prompt ribald Sinatra's nylon Christmas stockings of Gandalf	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	upside-down tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	galvanized deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	upside-down McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	scorching supercharged McHugeLarge duffel bag	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	narrow Socratic educational McHugeLarge left pole of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	upside-down family-friendly fireproof McHugeLarge right pole of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	medical-grade rosy-cheeked McHugeLarge left ski	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	shaking quilted McHugeLarge right ski of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	squat 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	boiled blue twirling eXpand	1		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	lime green brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	maroon dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	green dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	lime green blinking dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	twirling dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	blurry cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	purple retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	maroon pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	olive server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	jittery 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	modified narrow fuchsia psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	bouncing dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	shaking squat blue dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	skewed dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	spinning squat spinning dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	huge SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	mirror insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	green geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	blurry virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	galvanized pressed bouncing synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 14
11834	polymerized pickled iDrops	0		Effect: "You're Rubber", Effect Duration: 14
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	ghostly toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	spinning phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	fuchsia Observer source code	0		
11844	ghostly chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	tumbling flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	purple heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	wobbly phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	pulsating upside-down foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	narrow carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	dried bouncing huge scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	bouncing table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	drinkable watered-down blurry pint of Leprechaun Stout	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	diluted jittery phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	blinking shaking Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	bouncing lime green spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	boiled twirling leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	normal Heck ramen	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	moldy massive burrito	6	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	decent fancy massive tumbling small beer brat	8	good	Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	flavorless peach pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	enchanted flavorless jumbo incredible mini-pizza	5	decent	Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	watered-down enchanted hand-crafted pulsating Divine sidecar	2	EPIC	Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	smooth narrow tangarita sidecar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	smooth gimlet sidecar	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	high-proof drinkable bouncing vodka stratocaster sidecar	10	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	watered-down tolerable prussian cathouse sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	delicious practically non-alcoholic Mon Tiki sidecar	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	cyan squat Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	asbestos-lined forbidden April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	liquefied pulsating huge wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	enchanted hand-crafted wobbly Three Sheets to the Wind	3	EPIC	Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	decent fancy pile of wet dates	3	good	Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	wholesome wet shower cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	Jeselnik's wet shower shoes	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	red fortified wet shower shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	spinning wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	shaking wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	tumbling twirling wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	aerosolized Vulcanized wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	improved anodized tumbling maroon wet paperback	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	manspreader's wet shower radio	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	supercool birthday bloon	0		Moxie Percent: +20
11903	pickled galvanized jawwetter	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 40
11904	upside-down Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	perfumed Temple Grandin's Peridot of Peril of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	wholesome terrycloth turban	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
11907	skewed sinister jockey's hat	0		Spell Damage: +10
11908	crafty sharpshooter's hat	0		Maximum MP: +10
11909	extra-tight skullcap of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
11910	blurry sturdy pith helmet of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
11911	wobbly Jeselnik's bishop's mitre	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
11912	zippy tin foil hat	0		Initiative: +20
11913	cyan veiny construction hardhat	0		Maximum HP: +10
11914	cyan Sherlock's imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Item Drop: +25
11915	crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	upside-down stylish bycocket of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	Van der Graaf savvy Axis helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11925	narrow Fonzie's strapping Axis fatigues	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +1
11926	maroon veiny Samson's Axis suspenders	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	olive priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	lime green Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	Jim Carey's Socratic Allied Radio Backpack of the brazier	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	miniature toothsome Skeleton Wars rations	2	awesome	
11938	perfectly mixed skeleton war fuel can	3	EPIC	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	wobbly chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	upside-down olive Allied Forces insignia of the dark arts of Calamity Jane of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
11945	blinking Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	squat olive Axis codebook	0		
11948	vacuum-sealed pressed mirror Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	careful bully badge	0		Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	mirror brawny time cop top hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	diluted green pulsating mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	decent toast with mixed berry jelly	3	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	snack-sized moldy cup of sugar	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	delicious narrow Susie's cupcake	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	shaking baleful Socratic Herculean the gun	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	acceptable huge wine	4	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	skewed brawny undersea surveying goggles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	special hand-crafted blinking Ocean-Touched Rum	4	EPIC	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 30
11964	powdered huge water-logged pill	1		
11965	tiny adequate kelp puck	1	good	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	tumbling waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	green sea gel	0		
11971	polymerized octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 11
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	twirling packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	skewed jittery unblemished pearl	0		
11977	dance instructor's dentadent	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	inspector's scorching mansplainer's curative blood cubic zirconia of dire peril of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	denatured pulsating blood thinner	1		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	delicious pheromone cocktail	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	rotten tumbling fuchsia spinal tapas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	twirling yellow gravedigger's scorching electrified shrunken head	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	bad Smoking Pope	4	decent	
12053	rotten prize turkey	3	crappy	
12054	altered narrow blue medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 10
12055	moldy special full-sized pumpkin pie	4	crappy	Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	watered-down perfectly mixed skewed huge vodka cranberry sauce	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	denatured narrow yammed candy	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	thick adequate treasure chestnut	5	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	artisanal mulled butter rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	aerosolized cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	olive Fonzie's plastic left skeleton arm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	mirror clever plastic left skeleton leg	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	careful plastic right skeleton arm	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	squat plastic right skeleton leg of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	plastic skeleton pelvis of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	Usain Bolt's banded angelbone kilt	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	narrow Jim Carey's angelbone totem	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	reassuring angelbone chopsticks	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	quilted angelbone mantle of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	padded angelbone dice	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	squat spinning fireproof strapping angelbone halo	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	dried huge angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	magnetized ghostly biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 47
12076	tumbling dance instructor's devilbone helmet of temperance	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	devilbone greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	wicked experienced devilbone shinguards	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	skewed Fonzie's devilbone corset	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	devilbone flute of the cougar of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	devilbone rosary of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	boiled devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	Vulcanized tumbling fuchsia Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 41
12116	mirror burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	upside-down burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	squat burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	blurry upside-down burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	energetic extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	smooth Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	lime green crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	smooth bottle of prize-winning rum	4	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	flame-retardant rosy-cheeked wicked Santa-Slayer medal	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	blurry Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	dry colloidal boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	pickled pickled boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	alkaline purple boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	dangerous deadly groovy smoldering vertebra	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	yellow volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	lion tamer's Van der Graaf beefy hot boning knife	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	auspicious foul-smelling Socratic fistbone	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	censurious friendly extremely unsafe burnt bone belt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	scorched skull trophy of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	moldy tiny wing bone	1	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	watered-down artisanal blue weak skeleton venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	twisted twirling baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	resourceful plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	ghostly careful plastic skeleton skull	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	perfumed plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	gray sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	gray bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	huge vibrating curative scorched skeleton mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	Samson's Herculean scorched skeleton shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): 6, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	jittery executive hardened scorched skeleton pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	ghostly messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	narrow Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	upside-down Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	huge Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	spinning Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	bouncing Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	Annie Oakley's vibrating fireproof bonesaw	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	twirling rosy-cheeked vermiculite shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	ship's lantern of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	Socratic stylish heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	low-calorie yummy spinning traditional gingerloaf	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	tolerable weak Scotch and eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	quadruple-pickled jittery counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Serendipi Tea", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	wobbly The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	squat crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	rotten wedge of prize-winning cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	nitrogenated ghostly gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 65
12179	forbidden savvy glimmering crystal	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	shaking Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	blurry loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	bouncing dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	shaking intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	wobbly fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	tumbling unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	triple-dry polymerized Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	polarized vacuum-sealed pulsating Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	aerosolized non-anodized maroon Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	lime green knitted and dress of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	pulsating teal Sherlock's crafty and dress	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	moist triple-chilled skewed dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	spinning Jeselnik's dinosaur bone club	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	green miser's dinosaur skull helmet of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	scorching healthy dinosaur bone corset of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	fortified drinkable Pork Elf cough syrup	5	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	green Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	twirling Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	moldy snack-sized rat pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	fuchsia twirling Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	hardened Sinatra's savvy hoverboard	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	Newton's experienced left shark fin of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	shaking shaking beefy fitness tracking bracelet	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	boiled candy bone	1		
12215	wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	decent discarded hot dog	3	good	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	smooth most of a beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	stale can of tuna	3	decent	
12227	decent alien salad	3	good	
12228	moldy thick ratbatatouille	5	crappy	
12229	decent shaking onigiri	3	good	
12230	bite-sized adequate crudit&eacute;s	1	good	
12231	spoiled half-sized sauced mutton	2	crappy	
12232	low-calorie stale purple hot honey ant	1	decent	
12233	bland fuchsia blinking tomb aspic	4	decent	
12234	yummy jittery later tots	3	awesome	
12235	moldy pulsating Frutti di Scatoletta	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	thick moldy Pesto alla Marziano	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	fancy flavorless upside-down Arrattabbattabiata	4	decent	Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	massive normal teal Orzo di Riso	8	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	bland Pasta Grimavera	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	half-sized moldy mirror Linguini Ubriacapa	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	fancy bland miniature Formica e Pepe	2	decent	Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	decent Tubetto Gelatto	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	spoiled Gnocci Domani	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	yellow shaking second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	razor-sharp Space Soldier Helmet of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60
12253	decent half-sized premium turkey leg	2	good	
12254	tolerable styrofoam cup of mead	3	good	
12255	Samson's sword	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
12256	hale staff	0		Maximum HP: +20
12257	bouncing weightlifter's lute	0		Muscle: +15
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	twirling Sherlock's padded The Wizard's Android of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Item Drop: +25
12261	narrow flash paperwad	0		
12262	mirror juggling ball	0		
12263	huge rosewater-soaked Da Vinci's tactical jester's cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	single-use sword	0		
12265	sizzling flimsy plastic helmet	0		Hot Damage: +10
12266	baleful flimsy plastic greaves	0		Spell Damage: +25
12267	nippy flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Cold Damage: +10
12268	toasty flimsy plastic shield	0		Hot Damage: +5
12269	narrow packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	zippy foul-smelling Portable Laughing Stock	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	spinning crafty Staff of Anachronistic Churning of the cougar of temperance	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
12272	moldy pulsating classic banana	4	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	bland special watermelon	3	decent	Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	rotten small quince	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	olive Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	spinning Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	spoiled classic banana pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	ionized deionized altered essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	altered tumbling banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	drinkable skewed Aesop Daiquiri	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	practically non-alcoholic delicious pulsating Monkey Congress	1	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	spoiled watermelon pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	quadruple-flattened magnetized mirror concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	galvanized yellow Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	weak artisanal pulsating Melonegroni	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	delicious Melonade Spritz	4	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	adequate snack-sized shaking quince pie	2	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	energized improved quince quaff	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	wet pickled Quickquince	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	tolerable Quiskey Sour	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	practically non-alcoholic bad Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Roth IPA	1	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	medical-grade brawny underdraft protection	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	bite-sized adequate soybean futures	1	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	anodized oxidized upside-down housing bubble	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	diffused dry Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 35
12298	frightening financial instrument of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	greedy hedge fund clippers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	friendly selling shorts	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	Usain Bolt's ruddy 401k ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	dry galvanized squat invisible hand	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	super-activated upside-down circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	boiled vacuum-sealed mint	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	vaporized ghostly twirling toxic asset	1		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	dried intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	diluted yellow liquid asset	1		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	ghostly cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	lousy Malattia Becco Malbec	4	decent	
12316	mirror kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	wobbly can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"