1	seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	blurry shellacked helmet turtle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	pulsating turtle totem	0		
5	skewed pasta spoon	0		
6	cool ravioli hat	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	disco mask of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	shaking disco ball	0		
11	pulsating stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	boiled mirror blinking moxie weed	1		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 50
15	boiled upside-down wobbly strongness elixir	1		
16	dried upside-down shaking magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 10
17	decent half-sized huge noodles	2	good	
18	tortoise's blessing	0		
19	green Van der Graaf asparagus knife	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
20	Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	tumbling meat paste	0		
26	Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	blinking wobbly really spider web	0		
29	really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	Fonzie's Bjorn's Hammer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	fortified Dolphin King's crown	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	frosty Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
36	gray Knob Goblin tongs of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
37	rock-hard viking helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	banded Knob Goblin pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	fancy artisanal ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	EPIC	Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 25
42	squat hermit permit	0		
43	narrow gray worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	worthless knick-knack	0		
46	green tumbling figurine	0		
47	bland hot buttered roll	3	decent	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	adequate bowl of cottage cheese	3	good	
50	occult Rock and Roll Legend	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	upside-down stylish Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	banjo strings	0		
53	skewed stone banjo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
54	twirling mansplainer's fortified Disco Banjo	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	squat hot sauce	0		
57	Newton's 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Sauceror"
58	stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	blurry sinister Mace of the Tortoise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	spoiled half-sized jittery fortune cookie	2	crappy	
62	oriole-feather headdress of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	action figure body	0		
64	jittery action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	knitted Da Vinci's Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	stakes of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
72	dangerous barskin hat	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	red spinning mirror Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	blinking Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	sizzling stick	0		Hot Damage: +10
78	shaking dance instructor's pretty bouquet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
79	shaking bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	twirling fairy gravy boat	0		
81	practically non-alcoholic aged shaking ice-cold Willer	1	awesome	
82	spinning ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	spinning Orcish meat locker	0		
85	unlocked meat locker	0		
86	jittery key	0		
87	red meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	helmet recipe	0		
91	pants kit	0		
92	meatsmithing guide	0		
93	basic meat sword of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
94	miser's basic meat pants	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	basic meat helmet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Item Drop: +5
97	blinking ribald therapeutic pimpin' meat hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	shaking dried face	0		
99	blinking meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	shrunken head	0		
103	tumbling blinking wicked Newton's staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +5
104	scarecrow	0		
105	decent tiny ghostly bowl of charms	1	good	
106	ketchup	1	good	
107	narrow catsup	1	crappy	
108	stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	basic meat staff of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
111	lime green basic meat crossbow of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
112	shaking zippy greedy meatloaf helmet	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	rock-hard dripping meat sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5
114	blinking wizardly dripping meat staff	0		Mysticality: +25
115	red Socratic dripping meat crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
116	Rosewater's Bugfinder Blade of terror	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
117	green spinning Gnollish plunger	0		
118	blue blurry spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	cog	0		
121	sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	gray empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	auspicious Gnollish autoplunger	0		Item Drop: +10
128	meat pants of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	crafty third-hand nunchaku	0		Maximum MP: +10
130	spinning slick eyepatch	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	spinning Meat maid body	0		
133	spinning squat teal Certificate of Participation	0		
134	narrow bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	blinking sweet rims	0		
136	gray tires	0		
137	yellow dope wheels	0		
138	cyan upside-down ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	tumbling fuchsia valuable trinket	0		
140	maroon dingy planks	0		
141	dingy dinghy	0		
142	anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	twirling dinghy plans	0		
147	ghostly Tesla eXtreme meat sword	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
148	blinking eXtreme meat staff of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
149	upside-down stanky eXtreme meat crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
150	ruddy groovy Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	red frosty Elder Turtle Shell of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 35, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	knitted scandalous Colander of Em-er'il	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	Jeselnik's nippy Ancient Saucehelm	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	blinking huge Lo Pan's Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	Sherlock's El Sombrero De Lopez of the cheetah	0		Item Drop: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	guild application	0		
157	Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	jittery wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	bland massive ghuol egg	7	decent	
162	spoiled jumbo ghuol egg quiche	5	crappy	
163	gray Samson's skeleton bone	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	normal ghuol-ear kabob	3	good	
168	quilted bone rattle	0		Damage Absorption: +40
169	blinking bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	normal lihc eye pie	3	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	huge pulsating taco shell	0		
174	Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	normal uncooked chorizo	3	good	
176	yellow disembodied brain	0		
177	brainy skull	0		
178	detective skull	0		
179	spoiled chorizo taco	3	crappy	
180	acceptable cyan huge ice-cold fotie	4	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	mirror batgut	0		
183	bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	fat stacks of cash	0		
186	gray bean	0		
187	green loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	batskin belt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
192	batskin belt	0		
193	olive birthday candle	0		
194	arcane researcher's Mr. Accessory	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only
195	narrow Fonzie's eXtreme nose ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
196	disassembled clover	0		
197	rat whisker	0		
198	pulsating rat appendix	0		
199	ghostly zippy ring	0		Initiative: +20
200	moldy jittery rat appendix kabob	3	crappy	
201	normal bat wing kabob	3	good	
202	adequate upside-down carob chunks	3	good	
203	herbs	0		
204	miniature adequate carob chunk cookies	2	good	
205	blurry secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	good	
208	pulsating patchouli incense stick	0		
209	blinking wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	olive decorative fountain	0		
212	pulsating maroon windchimes	0		
213	purple supercharged Da Vinci's filthy corduroys	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	cool filthy knitted dread sack	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	bite-sized normal fancy squat carob brownies	1	good	Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 10
217	moldy diet herb brownies	1	crappy	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	green gnoll teeth	0		
221	mirror manspreader's gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Monster Level: +10
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	brawny phat turquoise bracelet	0		Muscle Percent: +20
224	jittery frightening eyepatch	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	bite-sized stale tofu casserole	1	decent	
226	altered wobbly can of Red Minotaur	1	crappy	
227	Kentucky-fried meat sword of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
228	red Sinatra's Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
229	reassuring Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
230	pulsating reassuring dead guy's watch	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	mirror blurry Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	red Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	therapeutic Bigger Bugfinder Blade of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
236	wobbly Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	weak perfectly mixed huge bottle of gin	2	EPIC	
238	mediocre irresponsibly strong enchanted tumbling blinking bottle of vodka	10	decent	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 15
239	censurious asbestos-lined Orcish baseball cap	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	greedy steel-toed Orcish cargo shorts	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	resourceful Orcish frat-paddle	0		Maximum MP: +50
242	normal	4	good	
243	flavorless special maroon grapefruit	3	decent	Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 50
244	flavorless small grapes	2	decent	
245	bland massive olive	9	decent	
246	rotten miniature tomato	2	crappy	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted salty dog	1	EPIC	
249	acceptable special strong bloody mary	5	good	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 25
250	smooth special practically non-alcoholic screwdriver	1	awesome	Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 35
251	fortified aged twirling martini	5	awesome	
252	aged extra-dry bloody beer	5	awesome	
253	bad shot of schnapps	3	decent	
254	bad watered-down shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	decent	
255	tolerable strong fine wine	5	good	
256	lousy special extra-dry shot of tomato schnapps	5	decent	Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 25
257	artisanal extra-spicy bloody mary	3	EPIC	
258	dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	moldy twirling tumbling White Citadel fries	3	crappy	
261	tiny spoiled White Citadel burger	1	crappy	
262	yummy fancy piece of wedding cake	4	awesome	Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 40
263	decent chocolate chips	4	good	
264	normal chocolate chip cookies	4	good	
265	Annie Oakley's satin pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	bad pulsating lightning	3	decent	
267	twirling frosty mullet wig	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	inspector's meat cowboy hat	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	zippy sword	0		Initiative: +20
270	picket fence	0		
271	modified barbell	1		
272	pickled maroon pulsating concentrated magicalness pill	1		
273	dried bouncing blinking mirror moxie weed	1		
274	lime green Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	tumbling squat leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	dried blinking lime green extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 5
278	twisted jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	distilled bouncing suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	deadly gasmask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	tumbling Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	blinking mirror wool walrus-tusk earring	0		Cold Resistance: +1
286	ghostly ring of half-assed regeneration of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip
287	fortified Boris's ring	0		Damage Absorption: +60
288	narrow potato sprout	0		
289	stanky Jarlsberg's earring	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
290	scorching Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Hot Damage: +25
291	gravedigger's can of maces of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10
292	gravedigger's rubber axe	0		Spooky Damage: +10
293	family-friendly Fonzie's chef's hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	pulsating pail of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	banded demonskin trousers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	extremely unsafe dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	Vulcanized blurry tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 13
298	cold-filtered lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 27
299	moist electrified anodized pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 16
300	ionized jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 26
301	huge flat dough	0		
302	normal immense Knob sausage	6	good	
303	stale Knob mushroom	3	decent	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	Knob Goblin harem pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	Knob Goblin harem veil of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	triple-ionized boiled red narrow Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 60
308	pulsating Knob Goblin elite helm of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	MacGyver's Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	Knob Goblin elite polearm of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
311	hill of beans	0		
312	MacGyver's Knob Goblin visor	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	beefcake's Crown of the Goblin King	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	decent blinking bean burrito	4	good	
315	small delicious cyan bean burrito	2	awesome	
316	delicious insanely bean burrito	3	awesome	
317	bland snack-sized purple bean burrito	2	decent	
318	normal bean burrito	3	good	
319	small tasty insanely bean burrito	2	awesome	
320	bland bat haggis	3	decent	
321	small toothsome upside-down olive menudo	2	awesome	
322	moldy massive goat cheese	7	crappy	
323	tasty maroon plain pizza	3	awesome	
324	stale fancy sausage pizza	3	decent	Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 35
325	yummy jittery blinking goat cheese pizza	4	awesome	
326	normal mushroom pizza	3	good	
327	goat	0		
328	delicious high-proof squat bottle of whiskey	8	awesome	
329	Rosewater's goat beard	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	hand-crafted huge Canadian	4	EPIC	
332	adequate olive lemon	4	good	
333	decent lime	3	good	
334	skewed greasy sabre teeth	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
335	sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	consolation ribbon of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	vacuum-sealed activated squat Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 58
341	modified magnetized electrified bouncing bouncing Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 30
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	unsweetened Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Cool Spirit", Effect Duration: 51
344	narrow mirror Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	Da Vinci's ninja mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	hot katana blade	0		
351	smooth icy-hot katana of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50
352	upside-down Samson's ninja hot pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	ninja stars	0		
354	avaricious nunchaku of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +30
355	censurious eXtreme scarf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	Herculean snowboarder pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	small yummy huge gr8ps	2	awesome	
359	normal tiny squat t8r tots	1	good	
360	padded miner's helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	beefy miner's pants	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	lion tamer's 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Experience (familiar): +2
363	linoleum ore	0		
364	asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	pulsating shaking linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	jittery blinking linoleum stick	0		
368	linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	tumbling asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	pulsating olive asbestos stick	0		
371	asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	teal chrome sword hilt	0		
373	red chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	shaking linoleum meat stack	0		
376	olive asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	tumbling padded Da Vinci's linoleum sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +20
379	wobbly wholesome linoleum staff of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +10
380	fireproof Herculean linoleum crossbow	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +3
381	Lo Pan's asbestos sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 50
382	Jeselnik's resourceful asbestos staff	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
383	forbidden asbestos crossbow of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50
384	huge MacGyver's banded chrome sword	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +100
385	healthy chrome staff of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
386	blinking green dangerous beefcake's chrome crossbow	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	blinking yeti fur	0		
389	twirling healthy meaty helmet turtle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	skewed prompt asbestos helmet turtle	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	fortified linoleum helmet turtle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	Sherlock's chrome helmet turtle	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yellow yak skin	0		
395	shaking hippopotamus skin	0		
396	slick penguin shorts	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	yakskin pants of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	mirror grievous hippopotamus pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	bouncing eXtreme mittens of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
400	twirling handful of drink tickets	0		
401	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	blue swashbuckling pants of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	wholesome shoulder parrot	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
404	frightening acoustic guitarrr	0		Spooky Damage: +5
405	sunken chest	0		
406	gray pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	jittery blue forbidden sk8board	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	twirling barrrnacle	0		
413	blinking stylish Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +25
414	dance instructor's crowbarrr	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
415	lion tamer's leotarrrd	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	brainy safarrri hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	quantum activated olive henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 42
418	liquefied alkaline wobbly Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 47
419	polarized liquefied mirror serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 49
420	anodized alkaline non-alkaline tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 36
421	tarnished quadruple-dry philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 14
422	pressed potion of potency	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 54
423	polarized cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 47
424	triple-oxidized unsweetened pulsating ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 69
425	deionized colloidal oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 18
426	ionized denatured mirror potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 13
427	curative box	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	blinking brainy clown shoes	0		Mysticality: +5, Clowniness: 25
432	bloody clown pants of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	knitted balloon helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	crafty padded balloon sword	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	jittery chef skull	0		
438	red chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	blinking bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	jittery beer goggles	0		
445	box-in-the-box of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	squat Jeselnik's box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
448	hale wizardly foolscap fool's cap	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	clown nose of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Clowniness: 25
450	huge pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	huge pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	olive sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	tiny rotten jumbo olive	1	crappy	
456	special watered-down perfectly mixed dry martini	2	EPIC	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 35
457	spinning ye olde golde frontes of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	jittery pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	jittery pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	skewed pixel	0		
464	fuchsia tumbling pixel potion	0		
465	lime green pixel potion	0		
466	pixel potion	0		
467	toothsome bite-sized blurry pixel pie	1	awesome	
468	wobbly ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	acceptable Imp Ale	4	good	
471	bland fancy hot wing	4	decent	Effect: "Gr8ness", Effect Duration: 50
472	pulsating healthy diamond-studded cane	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	foul-smelling crutch	0		Stench Damage: +10
474	cast	0		
475	double-paned mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	hellion cube	0		
477	Samson's infernal insoles of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
478	wobbly evil arch	0		
479	dodecagram	0		
480	box of birthday candles	0		
481	purple ghostly eldritch butterknife	0		
482	veiny Mr. Container	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	narrow toasty Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	twirling twirling hemp backpack of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	squat snakehead charrrm	0		
486	brainy Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip
487	arrrgyle socks	0		Item Drop: +5
488	narrow guitar pick	0		
489	upside-down drab sonata	0		
490	Jim Carey's Da Vinci's mesh cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	bouncing asbestos-lined hale chaps	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	red spinning ketchup hound	0		
494	sage batblade	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
495	catgut	0		
496	cat appendix	0		
497	gnatwing	0		
498	fancy moldy papaya	3	crappy	Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 25
499	fortified denim axe of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +50
500	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	decent Elfin shortbread	4	good	
502	wobbly pagoda plans	0		
503	yummy skewered cat appendix	3	awesome	
504	squat evil arches	0		
505	olive lion tamer's gnatwing earring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (familiar): +2
506	big normal Hell broth	5	good	
507	spinning censurious thunderrr guitarrr	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
508	sonata	0		
509	Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	spinning Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	narrow Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	yummy miniature Boris's key lime pie	2	awesome	
514	stale Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3	decent	
515	super-sized bland Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5	decent	
516	Hey Deze map	0		
517	asbestos-lined bejeweled accordion strap	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	wobbly leaflet	0		
521	ghostly rock-hard kickback cookbook	0		Damage Reduction: 5
522	purple one-winged stab bat	0		
523	mirror rewinged stab bat	0		
524	smooth papaya sling	3	awesome	
525	grue egg	0		
526	gray Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	blinking fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	tarnished galvanized vacuum-sealed blinking spray paint	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 52
531	skewed special sauce glove of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	greedy ladle of mystery	0		Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	pulsating abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	upside-down dictionary	0		
537	pr0n legs	0		
538	f3d0r4 of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	fuchsia wobbly lowercase N	0		
540	moist wobbly spinning Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 69
541	twirling Jim Carey's Newton's draggin' ball hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	fuchsia fireproof 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	tasty massive Trollhouse cookies	9	awesome	
544	brawny boxer's talons	0		Muscle Percent: 30
545	huge delicious upside-down Spam Witch sammich	10	awesome	
546	teal meat vortex	0		
547	334 scroll	0		
548	668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	33398 scroll	0		
551	green blinking 64067 scroll	0		
552	blinking 64735 scroll	0		
553	jittery 31337 scroll	0		
554	flavorless huge pr0n cocktail	4	decent	
555	skewed miser's drywall axe of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +60
556	mirror lard-coated Pine-Fresh air freshener	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
557	acceptable whiskey and cola	3	good	
558	bite-sized stale papaya taco	1	decent	
559	twirling razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	delicious miniature stalk of asparagus	2	awesome	
561	bouncing pregnant mushroom	0		
562	green ratgut	0		
563	jittery sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	tolerable irresponsibly strong Mad Train wine	8	good	
565	wobbly nasty hobo gloves	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
566	extremely unsafe bum cheek	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	cyan hermit script	0		
568	flavorless bite-sized yellow Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1	decent	
569	normal Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	good	
570	moldy small Chicken Sandwich	2	crappy	
571	cyan blurry Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	crappy	
572	spoiled Children's Meal of the Damned	3	crappy	
573	adequate upside-down skewed ghostly noodles	3	good	
574	diet rotten noodles	1	crappy	
575	spoiled painful penne pasta	3	crappy	
576	snack-sized flavorless purple ravioli della hippy	2	decent	
577	bland pr0n m4nic0tti	3	decent	
578	stale huge Hell ramen	10	decent	
579	big delicious boring spaghetti	5	awesome	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	yummy diet fettucini Inconnu	1	awesome	
584	decent ghostly spaghetti with Skullheads	4	good	
585	flavorless gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3	decent	
586	blurry asbestos-lined ridiculously huge sword of the cheetah	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60
587	liquefied colloidal shaking huge super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 50
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	toothsome miniature mirror cocoa eggshell fragment	2	awesome	
590	bite-sized special stale twirling cocoa eggshell fragment	1	decent	Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 25
591	maroon cocoa egg	0		
592	house	0		
593	bouncing phonics down	0		
594	flame-wreathed amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	prompt titanium assault umbrella	0		Adventures: +3
597	Mohawk wig of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	upside-down wicked pants of the Slug Lord	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	spinning flame-wreathed brainy Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	jittery Item #13	0		
604	blurry Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	lime green Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	green Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	Gauze Immateria	0		
608	spinning Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	S.O.C.K.	0		
610	blinking blue procrastination potion	0		
611	blinking D	0		
612	original G	0		
613	bouncing plot hole	0		
614	altered upside-down probability potion	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 42
615	blinking twirling chaos butterfly	0		
616	furry fur	0		
617	ionized anodized blinking Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 56
618	electrified Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 14
619	needle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
620	magnetized diffused twirling narrow blue thin candle	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 12
621	Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	huge pulsating awful poetry journal	0		
623	huge WA	0		
624	NG	0		
625	blinking wang	0		
626	skewed Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ghostly ND	0		
628	olive metallic A	0		
629	mirror Tesla eye	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
630	photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	auspicious furry pants	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	lion tamer's disturbing fanfic	0		Experience (familiar): +2
633	jittery maroon manspreader's Annie Oakley's wolf mask	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	cool whip	0		
635	mirror auspicious paper umbrella	0		Item Drop: +10
636	pulsating meat globe	0		
637	huge toaster	0		
638	purple mirror hale sage asshat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	flavorless miniature mirror abominable snowcone	2	decent	
640	Ent cider	1	crappy	
641	bland snack-sized toast	2	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	skeleton key ring	0		
644	upside-down Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	shaking blurry wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	rotten fancy fruitcake	3	crappy	Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 50
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	lard-coated Crimbo sword	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	savvy Crimbo hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	blinking dance instructor's Crimbo pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	upside-down bouncing stiffened exclusive ultra-rare item	0		Damage Reduction: 1
652	blinking quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	bouncing star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	ghostly wool star sword	0		Cold Resistance: +1
658	jittery stanky star crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
659	yellow rosy-cheeked star staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
660	wholesome star pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	red star hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	star buckler of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
663	star throwing star	0		
664	star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	chilly educational steaming evil of Tarzan	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +5
667	yellow castle map	0		
668	fuchsia spiked femur of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
669	bite-sized delicious pulsating ghuol guolash	1	awesome	
670	gravedigger's lihc face	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	Annie Oakley's grave robbing shovel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20
672	stale tumbling cranberries	4	decent	
673	delicious vodka and cranberry	4	awesome	
674	distilled hand-crafted whiskey	5	EPIC	
675	executive skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Meat Drop: +40
676	twirling dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	olive studded badass belt	0		Damage Absorption: +80
678	chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	hand-crafted twirling spinning upside-down roll in the hay	3	EPIC	
680	artisanal slap and tickle	3	EPIC	
681	practically non-alcoholic artisanal gray slip 'n' slide	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
682	hand-crafted a sump'm sump'm	3	EPIC	
683	practically non-alcoholic smooth jittery horizontal tango	1	awesome	
684	fortified artisanal pink pony	5	EPIC	
685	flame-retardant Mr. Shirt of the boozehound of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Booze Drop: +100, Initiative: +100
686	experienced knuckles	0		Experience: +2
687	Vulcanized Vulcanized blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 66
688	tumbling toasty pixel hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	pixel pants of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	mirror pixel sword of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
691	tumbling huge digital key	0		
692	mirror Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	Socratic harem girl t-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
694	sinister Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10
696	fuchsia Samson's frilly shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
697	olive narrow healthy soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
698	deadly loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Weapon Damage: +5
699	shaking miser's pirate shirt	0		Meat Drop: +10
700	squat electrified filthy hippy poncho	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
701	supercool floral print shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20
702	manspreader's coconut bikini top	0		Monster Level: +10
703	ghostly goth kid t-shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
704	hamethyst	0		
705	baconstone	0		
706	porquoise	0		
707	pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	shaking ring setting	0		
709	olive jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	dangerous hamethyst earring of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
712	Herculean groovy hamethyst necklace of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
713	Rosewater's hamethyst bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip
714	huge Jack Frost's healthy hamethyst ring of the glutton	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
715	jittery frightening baconstone earring of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip
716	brawny baconstone pendant of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +60
717	mirror wobbly lightning-fast healthy baconstone bracelet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
718	chilly Jim Carey's thinker's baconstone ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
719	avaricious foul-smelling porquoise eyebrow ring	0		Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
720	occult arcane researcher's porquoise necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
721	Sinatra's porquoise bracelet of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +100
722	lard-coated Sinatra's porquoise ring of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
723	low-calorie decent special Knoll mushroom	1	good	Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 5
724	diet toothsome spinning mushroom	1	awesome	
725	mirror one million meat pancakes	0		
726	spinning wizardly huge mirror shard	0		Mysticality: +25
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	spinning fishtank	0		
731	bouncing green fish hose	0		
732	maroon spinning hosed tank	0		
733	hosed fishbowl	0		
734	blurry sizzling Van der Graaf dance instructor's makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Adventure Underwater
735	tumbling huge asbestos-lined easter egg balloon	0		Hot Resistance: +5
736	fuchsia ghostly narrow stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	twirling stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	huge stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	lime green tambourine bells	0		
740	lard-coated tambourine	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
741	broken skull	0		
742	bite-sized flavorless Knoll shroomkabob	1	decent	
743	flavorless enchanted big mushroom	5	decent	Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 15
744	galvanized hair spray	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 42
746	wobbly stat script	0		
747	red tumbling Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	gourd potion	0		
749	yummy miniature warm mushroom	2	awesome	
750	normal mushroom quesadilla	4	good	
751	flavorless super-sized narrow cool mushroom	5	decent	
752	miniature rotten blue cool mushroom casserole	2	crappy	
753	flavorless half-sized pointy mushroom	2	decent	
754	bland small cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	decent	
755	special stale mushroom	4	decent	Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 50
756	flavorless mushroom	3	decent	
757	bland mushroom	3	decent	
758	stale ghost cucumber	4	decent	
759	dill	0		
760	vinegar	0		
761	pulsating jittery yellow brine	0		
762	drinkable especially salty dog	4	good	
763	squat mirror ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	enchanted adequate spectral pickle	3	good	Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 45
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	green huge ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	electrified Vulcanized twirling cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 43
768	huge spork of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
769	red occult voodoo doll	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
770	chilly Herculean basic meat fez	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	bouncing tassel	0		
772	teal foon of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
773	wobbly ruddy basic meat spork of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40
774	blurry greasy frightening basic meat foon	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	wicked kneecapping stick	0		Spell Damage: +5
777	vibrating iron pasta spoon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
778	wobbly grievous support cummerbund	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	huge tumbling scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	unsweetened non-frozen mafia aria	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 29
782	jittery Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	perfectly mixed special Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	4	EPIC	Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2004-10"
785	raffle ticket	0		
786	spoiled strawberry	3	crappy	
787	tolerable bottle of rum	3	good	
788	lousy strawberry daiquiri	4	decent	
789	bad rum and cola	4	decent	
790	aged grog	3	awesome	
791	lightning-fast sizzling Mafia bow tie	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	thinker's Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only
793	pickled dry jittery oil of stability	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 57
794	double-anodized boiled tumbling shaking oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 43
795	tolerable Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	4	good	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	medical-grade therapeutic beefy cement shoes	0		Muscle: +10, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	drinkable squat rockin' wagon	4	good	
798	tolerable tumbling ocean motion	4	good	
799	tolerable fuzzbump	3	good	
800	rotten poutine	4	crappy	
801	rotten small fancy Knob stir-fry	2	crappy	Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 20
804	snack-sized tasty Knoll stir-fry	2	awesome	
805	moldy stir-fry	4	crappy	
806	small rotten asparagus stir-fry	2	crappy	
807	normal jumbo olive stir-fry	5	good	
808	flavorless bite-sized Knob sausage stir-fry	1	decent	
809	rotten bat wing stir-fry	3	crappy	
810	super-sized decent rat appendix stir-fry	5	good	
811	small spoiled tofu stir-fry	2	crappy	
812	tiny fancy adequate pr0n stir-fry	1	good	Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 10
813	enchanted stale Knob shells	3	decent	Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 25
814	spoiled blinking bätzle	4	crappy	
815	spoiled ratini	3	crappy	
816	tiny rotten skewed Knob stroganoff	1	crappy	
817	super-sized enchanted stale menudo ravioli	5	decent	Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 50
818	plus sign	0		
819	olive milky potion	0		
820	blue squat swirly potion	0		
821	bubbly potion	0		
822	fuchsia smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	effervescent potion	0		
825	fizzy potion	0		
826	dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	olive baby killer bee	0		
829	anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	stale royal jelly	3	decent	
831	small box	0		
832	upside-down green box	0		
833	vibrating vorpal blade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
834	coward's Samson's cornuthaum	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	spinning nasty ring of aggravate monster	0		Stench Damage: +5
836	toothsome small mind flayer corpse	2	awesome	
837	aged practically non-alcoholic jittery wobbly Uovo Marcio Shiraz	1	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	inspector's Mafia stogie of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	hand-crafted Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	chilly electrified Mafia violin case	0		Cold Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	delicious spinning tomato daiquiri	3	awesome	
842	weak lousy beertini	2	decent	
843	artisanal irresponsibly strong salty slug	9	EPIC	
844	aged papaya slung	4	awesome	
845	MAHI fez of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	wobbly hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	wobbly shock collar	0		
857	moonglasses	0		
858	spinning palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	spinning chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	maroon squat upside-down lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	improved liquefied pine tar	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 55
869	forest tears	0		
870	frosty fetus-smashing club	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
871	meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	blue huge sizzling lion tamer's crazy bastard sword of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10
876	lime green mirror miser's experienced incredibly dense meat gem of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +10
877	clever Talisman of Baio	0		Maximum MP: +20
878	stylish hypnodisk	0		Moxie: +25
879	corrupted bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
880	twirling disbelief suspenders of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
881	lightning-fast supportive bra	0		Initiative: +40
882	skewed upside-down Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	maple syrup	1	decent	
884	baleful los chinos	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	tumbling axe of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
886	mirror leaflet	0		
887	huge leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	balaclava of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	enchanted rotten balaclava baklava	3	crappy	Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 15
891	narrow Warehouse 23 bling of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
892	teal double-paned Sinatra's bugbear-smiting sword of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
893	bad weak lumbering jack	2	decent	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	frightening Ms. Accessory	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only
896	squat veiny Mr. Accessory Jr. of the brazier	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only
897	coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	shaking mirror Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	purple espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	artisanal practically non-alcoholic skewed Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	greedy lion tamer's school Mafia knickerbockers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	flattened polarized squat red Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 63
906	pickled deionized ghostly Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 68
907	unsweetened purple Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 47
908	polarized shaking twirling Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 26
909	oxidized Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 37
910	normal small dwarf bread	2	good	
911	super-alkaline Senior Mints	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 25
912	electrified Vulcanized pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 60
913	concentrated dry spinning kobold	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 56
914	hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	scorching intergalactic pom poms of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25
917	Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	Radio Free Baseball Cap of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	shellacked Radio Free Pants	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	ghostly Radio Free Foil of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	rotten gigantic teal radio button candy	7	crappy	
922	severed rocking horse head of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
923	broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	spinning crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	Vulcanized Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 17
927	artisanal skewed huge Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	fuzzy bracelets of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
929	Tesla arse-shooting crossbow	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
931	delicious mirror spiced rum	3	awesome	
932	acceptable eggnog	3	good	
933	low-calorie stale candy cane	1	decent	
934	normal gingerbread bugbear	3	good	
935	olive imitation nice watch of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	cyan scandalous plastic sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	blinking small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	jittery Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	gravedigger's bowler	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	upside-down yellow experienced strapping bow staff	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	Lo Pan's bowlegged pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	blinking skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	green ghostly skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	artisanal irresponsibly strong pulsating martini	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	practically non-alcoholic drinkable shaking grogtini	1	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	practically non-alcoholic artisanal upside-down cherry bomb	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	narrow extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	lime green double-paned hockey mask of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	spinning penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	fez of etymology of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	bland snack-sized carob chunk noodles	2	decent	
957	low-calorie rotten chorizo brownies	1	crappy	
958	half-sized adequate squat chocolate and tomato pizza	2	good	
959	flange	0		
960	clockwork key	0		
961	silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	blue jittery lard-coated plastic seal clubber of temperance	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5
964	hardened plastic turtle tamer of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Resistance: +5
965	tumbling supercharged deadly plastic pastamancer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30
966	purple pulsating mansplainer's plastic sauceror of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +15
967	nasty steel-toed plastic disco bandit	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +5
968	blurry twirling asbestos-lined Annie Oakley's plastic accordion thief	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5
969	plastic mosquito of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
970	plastic leprechaun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
971	green grievous plastic levitating potato	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
972	fortified plastic angry goat	0		Damage Absorption: +60
973	blurry supercool plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Moxie Percent: +20
974	maroon sharpshooter's plastic fuzzy dice	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
975	plastic pirate skeleton of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
976	upside-down lightning-fast plastic barrrnacle	0		Initiative: +40
977	brawny plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Muscle Percent: +20
978	shaking slick plastic stab bat	0		Moxie: +10
979	lightning-fast plastic grue	0		Initiative: +40
980	plastic blood-faced volleyball of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
981	jittery beefy plastic ghuol whelp	0		Muscle: +10
982	narrow clever plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Maximum MP: +20
983	clever plastic cocoabo	0		Maximum MP: +20
984	Oprah's plastic star starfish	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
985	lard-coated plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
986	plastic killer bee of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
987	plastic Cheshire bat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
988	mirror plastic coffee pixie of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
989	plastic bitchin' meatcar of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
990	ghostly greasy plastic hermit	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
991	twirling zippy horrifying sinister plastic Boris	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +20
992	experienced plastic Jarlsberg of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5
993	spinning flame-retardant clever supercool plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1
994	gray plastic Susie of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
995	small rotten Lucky Surprise Egg	2	crappy	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	maid head	0		
1000	Meat maid	0		
1002	flame-wreathed Xlyinia's notebook	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1003	soda water	0		
1004	lousy watered-down gray bottle of tequila	2	decent	
1005	bad watered-down fancy boxed wine	2	decent	Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 40
1006	adequate fancy ghostly cherry	3	good	Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 30
1007	fireproof coconut shell	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	nippy ice cubes	0		Cold Damage: +10
1009	perfectly mixed vodka martini	3	EPIC	
1010	mediocre whiskey and soda	4	decent	
1011	tolerable weak monkey wrench	2	good	
1012	fortified tolerable ghostly bouncing tequila sunrise	5	good	
1013	artisanal margarita	3	EPIC	
1014	delicious jittery strawberry wine	3	awesome	
1015	tolerable wine spritzer	3	good	
1016	watered-down artisanal mirror perpendicular hula	2	EPIC	
1017	lousy fortified fancy ducha de oro	5	decent	Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 25
1018	perfectly mixed calle de miel	3	EPIC	
1019	practically non-alcoholic drinkable huge dry vodka martini	1	good	
1020	smooth old-fashioned	3	awesome	
1021	practically non-alcoholic artisanal special tequila with training wheels	1	super EPIC	Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 10
1022	weak acceptable sangria	2	good	
1023	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic vesper	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	perfectly mixed bodyslam	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	extra-dry hand-crafted sangria del diablo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	huge Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	cyan buckler buckle	0		
1029	green forbidden hippo whip	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1030	jittery Jim Carey's penguin whip	0		Monster Level: +25
1031	crafty yak whip	0		Maximum MP: +10
1032	Jim Carey's gnauga hide whip	0		Monster Level: +25
1033	blurry gnauga hide	0		
1034	mirror hippo skin buckler of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1035	shaking Newton's penguin skin buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1036	yakskin buckler of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
1037	brainy gnauga hide buckler	0		Mysticality: +5
1038	diffused super-cold-filtered Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 39
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	fortified acceptable beer	5	good	
1042	skewed slick string of beads	0		Moxie: +10
1043	occult string of beads	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1044	blurry censurious string of beads	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1045	ghostly squat cyan supercharged plastic bottle opener	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
1046	fireproof gravedigger's traffic cone	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	acceptable N. O. Beer	4	good	
1048	pickled tumbling ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 40
1049	dried oyster egg	1		
1050	vaporized oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	dried squat oyster egg	1		
1053	dehydrated fuchsia oyster egg	1		
1054	dehydrated mirror twirling upside-down oyster egg	1		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 45
1055	blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	denatured narrow squat puce oyster egg	1		
1057	vaporized blurry narrow puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 5
1058	dehydrated puce oyster egg	1		
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	modified mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 35
1061	mixed wobbly tumbling mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	mixed huge mauve oyster egg	1		Effect: "One Very Clear Eye", Effect Duration: 50
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	pickled yellow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 25
1065	twisted oyster egg	1		
1066	modified squat spinning oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	diluted oyster egg	1		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 35
1069	mixed tumbling oyster egg	1		
1070	altered olive upside-down oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 50
1071	mirror squat plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	mixed shaking off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	altered blinking off-white oyster egg	1		
1074	denatured off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	boiled oyster egg	1		
1077	pickled upside-down yellow narrow oyster egg	1		
1078	distilled oyster egg	1		
1079	plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	skewed rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	fuchsia clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	teal clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	blinking clockwork spine	0		
1090	clockwork rings	0		
1091	clockwork claws	0		
1092	clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	mirror clockwork sphere	0		
1095	deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	twirling clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	clockwork hat of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	blurry steel-toed clockwork trench coat	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1099	ghostly Jim Carey's clockwork pants	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	jittery wobbly resourceful gnauga hide chaps	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	spinning false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	fuchsia targeting chip	0		
1103	unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	jittery Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	squat clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	upside-down clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	narrow tasket	0		
1116	annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	family-friendly studded razor-sharp Stupid University Diploma	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1118	pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	twirling pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	wobbly pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	Oprah's halfberd	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1124	small glove	0		
1125	cyan reassuring healthy glove of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
1126	blue Herculean toothpick	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip
1127	flame-wreathed ninja sword	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	sequined fez of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	twirling blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	lime green Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	Newton's star shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	warmed enhanced eyeliner	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 26
1136	extra-pressed wobbly lipstick	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 62
1137	tumbling sizzling weightlifter's bicycle chain	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +10
1138	shaking jittery mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	artisanal bouncing mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1140	perfectly mixed mirror icy mushroom wine	4	EPIC	
1141	weak hand-crafted mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1142	weak bad pointy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1143	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted bouncing gray flat mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1144	acceptable boozy cool mushroom wine	5	good	
1145	weak smooth blue knob mushroom wine	2	awesome	
1146	artisanal knoll mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1147	mediocre mushroom wine	3	decent	
1148	perfectly mixed shot of flower schnapps	4	EPIC	
1149	decent flower petal pie	3	good	
1150	bad bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3	decent	
1151	yellow foul-smelling discarded plastic fork of mayonnaise	0		Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
1152	gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	spoiled Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4	crappy	
1154	denatured narrow Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	EPIC	Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 40
1155	purple letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	tumbling greedy wholeberd	0		Meat Drop: +20
1158	polymerized polarized skewed Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 38
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	Newton's irate sombrero	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	super-quantum handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 14
1163	unsweetened polarized marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 21
1164	poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	blinking plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	skewed less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	yellow coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	green refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	magnetic field	0		
1178	jittery potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	spinning potted fern	0		
1181	tulip	0		
1182	mirror Venus flytrap	0		
1183	all-purpose flower	0		
1184	pulsating wobbly exotic orchid	0		
1185	long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	narrow gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	bouncing zmobie	0		
1193	shaking Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	jittery apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	spinning Mob Penguin	0		
1198	sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	bugbear	0		
1200	jumbo flavorless mugcake	5	decent	
1201	thick flavorless spinning urinal cake	5	decent	
1202	stale fancy Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4	decent	Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 50
1203	stale jumbo squat personalized birthday cake	5	decent	
1204	normal miniature tumbling three-tiered wedding cake	2	good	
1205	flavorless small babycakes	2	decent	
1206	massive moldy fancy velvet cake	9	crappy	Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 30
1207	normal squat congratulatory cake	3	good	
1208	decent teal angel-food cake	3	good	
1209	spoiled squat devil's-food cake	3	crappy	
1210	decent birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	good	
1211	purple balloon	0		
1212	skewed balloon	0		
1213	bouncing heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	fuchsia pulsating anniversary balloon	0		
1215	Mylar balloon	0		
1216	blinking Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	thought balloon	0		
1218	upside-down rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	auspicious Mr. Balloon	0		Item Drop: +10
1221	balloon	0		
1222	electrified Mr. Eh?	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only
1224	twirling mansplainer's crafty smooth steel shillelagh	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15
1225	scandalous frightening therapeutic steel skullcap	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	mansplainer's curative educational steel solitaire	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1227	bouncing flame-wreathed educational thinker's steel scarf	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
1228	blurry olive Usain Bolt's asbestos-lined extremely unsafe steel slacks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	jittery huge stanky Tesla steel suspenders of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
1230	olive bouncing frightening healthy pikestaff of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5
1231	wizardly pith helmet of the pedagogue of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +3, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	huge Jim Carey's electrified Newton's pocketwatch	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1233	crafty banded pinky ring of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
1234	smelly Socratic savvy pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	rosewater-soaked personal trainer's pendant	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	frosty hockey stick of furious angry rage of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10
1237	purple tapped lotus	0		
1238	glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	twirling deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	wholesome Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
1245	pulsating Codpiece of the Goblin King of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip
1246	reassuring fireproof dog trainer's rib of the Bonerdagon	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
1247	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	healthy Bonerdagon necklace of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25
1249	Boss Bat britches of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	scorching Boss Bat bling of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25
1251	bland Knob shroomkabob	3	decent	
1252	bland shroomkabob	3	decent	
1253	pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	tasty gigantic jumping bean burrito	7	awesome	
1255	rotten half-sized jumping bean burrito	2	crappy	
1256	jumbo flavorless insanely jumping bean burrito	5	decent	
1257	tasty special rat scrapple	4	awesome	Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 15
1258	pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	traffic cone of Tarzan of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	dehydrated Hatorade	1		
1262	Herculean smooth off-hand balloon	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +5
1263	blurry pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	immense adequate mirror gloomy mushroom	10	good	
1267	squat dead mimic	0		
1268	twirling pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	ghostly hexagonal wand	0		
1271	jittery aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	olive lion tamer's magic lamp	0		Experience (familiar): +2
1274	distilled shaking teal Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	lightning-fast basic meat skirt	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	delicious Otorian Battle Scar	3	awesome	
1277	occult basic meat kilt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	knitted meat skirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	meat kilt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	blurry lard-coated penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	forbidden penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	smartaleck's yakskin skirt	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	arcane researcher's yakskin kilt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	huge hippopotamus skirt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	squat squat hippopotamus kilt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	Usain Bolt's furry skirt	0		Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	upside-down miser's furry kilt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	wool gnauga hide skirt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	gray weightlifter's gnauga hide kilt	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	concentrated energized corrupted bouncing wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 45
1291	pulsating knitted Jekyllin hide belt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	electrified ring of adornment	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1294	tumbling spinning auspicious hardy ring of increase damage	0		Maximum HP: +50, Item Drop: +10
1295	shaking wizardly ring of gain strength	0		Mysticality: +25
1296	Rosewater's ring of resistance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
1297	groovy ring of fire resistance	0		Moxie Percent: +10
1298	twirling mirror ring of conflict of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
1299	pirate hook of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
1300	curative monster bait	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
1301	frozen olive upside-down deodorant	0		Effect: "Fungal Flambé", Effect Duration: 66
1302	quadruple-chilled dry reodorant	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 55
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	squat doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	mirror curative Herculean traffic cone	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	ghostly unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	spinning blurry attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	prompt Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip
1313	stylish Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip
1314	stiffened Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	jittery asbestos-lined rose-colored glasses	0		Hot Resistance: +5
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	blinking blood flower	0		
1318	bouncing upside-down lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	flavorless questionable taco	3	decent	
1321	upside-down Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	ghostly Temple Grandin's time helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	green electrified time trousers	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	time sword of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	shaking supercool Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	Da Vinci's Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
1328	fuchsia Sinatra's Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	narrow Dyspepsi-Cola shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1330	savvy Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	Rosewater's Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	spinning Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	narrow Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	lime green Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	bouncing wobbly skewed Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	skewed Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	aromatic Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	boiled quadruple-denatured Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 17
1345	magnetized Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	aerosolized Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 12
1347	loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	spinning empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	tumbling miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	jittery pinky ring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
1352	spirit-forward delicious jittery redrum	5	awesome	
1353	spinning ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	twirling pile of pebbles	0		
1355	decent pulsating bowl of oriole's nest soup	4	good	
1356	upside-down bunny liver	0		
1357	acceptable Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	good	
1358	olive pulsating pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	disembodied smile of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
1362	sausage	0		
1363	clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	blue rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	toothsome tofurkey leg	4	awesome	
1366	yummy tofurkey gravy	4	awesome	
1367	rotten blurry olive herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
1368	huge decent skewed can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6	good	
1369	snack-sized moldy cyan yams	2	crappy	
1370	blurry wizardly rhinestone cowboy shirt	0		Mysticality: +25
1371	arcane researcher's gingham blouse	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
1372	blinking boxer's souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10
1373	olive sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	mirror sinister plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	plastic Uncle Crimbo of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	ghostly ribald plastic Crimbo elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	upside-down plastic sweet nutcracker of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	hardened plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	spinning purple blurry aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	quadruple-wet chocolate	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	length of string	0		
1384	spinning googly eye	0		
1385	stuffing	0		
1386	twirling felt	0		
1387	green block	0		
1388	twirling toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	shaking bouncing ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	shaking doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	scandalous duck-on-a-string of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	tumbling ruddy toy train	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	marionette of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	sock monkey of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	double-paned rag doll	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	can of fake snow of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	Jim Carey's colored-light "necklace"	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	ghostly mansplainer's tree skirt	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	flavorless small wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	bland wobbly bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	gigantic tasty tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	10	awesome	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	rosewater-soaked Unionize The Elves sign	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	upside-down tumbling sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	ionized ionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	deionized snowcone	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	dry modified snowcone	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	ionized colloidal green blurry snowcone	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	polymerized super-tarnished green snowcone	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	anodized alkaline huge snowcone	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	greedy traffic cone of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	bouncing Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	jittery Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	maroon upside-down iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	bouncing asbestos-lined weightlifter's ice sickle	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	ice baby of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	horrifying ice pick	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	Van der Graaf Rosewater's ice skates	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	tiny flavorless special ghostly grue egg omelette	1	decent	Effect: "Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy", Effect Duration: 5
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	low-calorie moldy mushroom	1	crappy	
1433	blue fruit bowl	0		
1434	narrow fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	wobbly useless powder	0		
1438	pressed twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 13
1439	modified pulsating hot powder	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 42
1440	deionized pulsating lime green powder	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 46
1441	galvanized powder	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 41
1442	polarized stench powder	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 42
1443	diffused frozen ghostly sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 36
1444	non-electrified twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 64
1445	polymerized extra-ionized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Well Owl Be!", Effect Duration: 69
1446	moist nuggets	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 16
1447	galvanized tarnished blinking nuggets	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 58
1448	super-deionized frozen stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 48
1449	nitrogenated modified ghostly sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 27
1450	modified twinkly wad	1		
1451	mixed bouncing tumbling hot wad	1		
1452	powdered wad	1		
1453	diluted squat blinking olive wad	1		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 20
1454	dehydrated stench wad	1		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 50
1455	altered sleaze wad	1		
1456	purple upside-down double daisy	0		
1457	maroon Goth Giant	0		
1458	super-sized moldy Valentine's Day cake	5	crappy	
1459	arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	spinning wobbly velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	tumbling skewed eye of newt	0		
1463	lime green salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	25-meat staff	0		
1468	two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lime green lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	blurry spinning salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	twirling football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	jittery chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	tumbling wobbly paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	squat frightening rabbit's foot of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	jittery blinking hang glider	0		
1488	wobbly bouncing March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	upside-down dormouse	0		
1490	squat healthy boxer's chopsticks	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20
1491	yellow brainy rice bowl	0		Mysticality: +5
1492	double-paned ninja mop	0		Cold Resistance: +5
1493	pulsating toasty Fonzie's ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +5
1494	pressed triple-activated sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	skewed scorching beefy traffic cone	0		Muscle: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	watered-down lousy ghostly gloomy mushroom wine	2	decent	
1497	hand-crafted mushroom wine	3	EPIC	
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	yellow fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	tarnished extra-moist explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	pulsating rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	triple-improved wet red mirror snowcone	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	high-proof bad ghostly calle de miel with a fly in it	9	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	smooth watered-down rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	tolerable green perpendicular hula with a fly in it	3	good	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	lousy slap and tickle with a fly in it	3	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	tumbling blinking shaking bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	family-friendly fake hand	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	pickled blinking fuchsia Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	twisted Knob Goblin learning pill	1		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 25
1514	altered narrow Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	vaporized red spinning Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	vampire heart	0		
1519	Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	lightning-fast smooth Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +40
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	knitted arcane researcher's Radio Free Jersey	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Resistance: +3
1523	bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	green diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	Annie Oakley's banded corkscrew	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	squat fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	jittery flame-retardant grass skirt	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	ghostly padded grass hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	grass blade of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	careful sparkly engagement ring	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
1539	jittery Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	greedy occult Grimacite goggles	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	healthy Grimacite glaive of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	scorching healthy Grimacite greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	vibrating ruddy Grimacite garter	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	ghostly stylish Grimacite galoshes of courage	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	tumbling blue Grimacite gorget of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	Lo Pan's Grimacite guayabera	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	wool Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100
1548	wool Rosewater's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1
1549	MSG	0		
1550	jittery second-hand knockoff engagement ring of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip
1551	perfectly mixed spirit-forward bottle of Domesticated Turkey	5	EPIC	
1552	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of Definit	1	decent	
1553	irresponsibly strong bad bottle of Calcutta Emerald	8	decent	
1554	special bad bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4	decent	Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 30
1555	watered-down lousy twirling bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2	decent	
1556	enchanted watered-down artisanal boxed champagne	2	EPIC	Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 25
1557	miniature bland kumquat	2	decent	
1558	decent small tangerine	2	good	
1559	purple tonic water	0		
1560	stale cocktail onion	3	decent	
1561	bland wobbly raspberry	3	decent	
1562	normal kiwi	3	good	
1563	lousy whiskey bittersweet	4	decent	
1564	tolerable watered-down mimosette	2	good	
1565	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic tequila sunset	1	super EPIC	
1566	high-proof drinkable zmobie	8	good	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	artisanal gin and tonic	3	EPIC	
1568	acceptable skewed vodka and tonic	3	good	
1569	watered-down mediocre enchanted olive vodka gibson	2	decent	Effect: "Space Cowboy", Effect Duration: 20
1570	hand-crafted gibson	3	EPIC	
1571	perfectly mixed parisian cathouse	4	EPIC	
1572	perfectly mixed rabbit punch	3	EPIC	
1573	aged fortified caipifruta	5	awesome	
1574	bad teqiwila	3	decent	
1575	aged Divine	3	awesome	
1576	tolerable huge Gordon Bennett	3	good	
1577	acceptable tangarita	4	good	
1578	weak hand-crafted mandarina colada	2	super ultra EPIC	
1579	delicious gimlet	4	awesome	
1580	weak drinkable brick road	2	good	
1581	extra-dry perfectly mixed vodka stratocaster	5	EPIC	
1582	tolerable wobbly Neuromancer	4	good	
1583	hand-crafted prussian cathouse	4	EPIC	
1584	bad Mae West	4	decent	
1585	artisanal Mon Tiki	4	EPIC	
1586	tolerable mirror teqiwila slammer	4	good	
1587	big normal Knob lo mein	5	good	
1588	adequate asparagus lo mein	4	good	
1589	rotten Knoll lo mein	3	crappy	
1590	snack-sized tasty lo mein	2	awesome	
1591	stale olive lo mein	3	decent	
1592	special rotten half-sized huge hot hi mein	2	crappy	Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 5
1593	thick spoiled lime green hi mein	5	crappy	
1594	delicious miniature hi mein	2	awesome	
1595	delicious tumbling mirror hi mein	4	awesome	
1596	normal pulsating sleazy hi mein	4	good	
1597	Sherlock's Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	upside-down frosty Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	watered-down artisanal tangarita with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1601	watered-down artisanal mandarina colada with a fly in it	2	EPIC	
1602	irresponsibly strong bad prussian cathouse with a fly in it	10	decent	
1603	watered-down tolerable Mae West with a fly in it	2	good	
1604	mixed astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	delectable catalyst	0		
1606	pickled shaking olive ultimate wad	1		
1607	flattened corrupted teal shaking libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 49
1608	triple-magnetized pickled non-diffused blurry eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 43
1609	denatured perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 49
1610	enhanced aerosolized quadruple-improved eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Gummiheart", Effect Duration: 44
1611	moist diffused blurry potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Mystically Oiled", Effect Duration: 63
1612	wet colloidal concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 50
1613	blurry supercool coffin lid	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1614	jittery MacGyver's satin shield	0		Maximum MP: +100
1615	fortified Cerebral Cloche	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	weightlifter's Cerebral Culottes	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	blue perfumed Jeselnik's Cerebral Crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	tumbling munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	anodized super-dry huge astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	squat badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	frozen wobbly blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	flattened tumbling green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	dry upside-down orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	improved squat purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	moist liquefied pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	tumbling scorching raspberry beret	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	skewed pixel shield of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
1631	purple beer cartilage	0		
1632	Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	bad irresponsibly strong around the world	10	decent	
1635	fuchsia shaking scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	anodized lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 29
1638	nitrogenated lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 34
1639	extra-adjusted galvanized skewed lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 66
1640	oxidized mirror lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 66
1641	triple-liquefied frozen lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 44
1642	weak smooth Grimacite Bock	2	awesome	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	flavorless wedge of gray cheese	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	squat blurry hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	and sauce	0		
1647	jittery stench and sauce	0		
1648	yellow tumbling sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	narrow wobbly brick	0		Free Pull
1650	spinning milk of magnesium	0		
1651	half-sized stale enchanted foie gras	2	decent	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 20
1652	ionized improved pickled shaking candy brain	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	red resourceful jewel-eyed wizard hat of the sewer of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	twirling perfumed Da Vinci's wad of Crovacite	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +5
1655	blurry flame-retardant vibrating collar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1
1656	huge White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	spinning Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	hardy Radio KoL Keychain	0		Maximum HP: +50
1662	flame-wreathed Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
1663	Annie Oakley's Radio KoL Flashlight	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1664	purple supercool Radio KoL Maracas	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1665	blinking knitted Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Cold Resistance: +3
1666	therapeutic Radio KoL Patch	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1667	dog trainer's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1668	dangerous star boomerang	0		Weapon Damage: +10
1669	teal star stiletto of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
1670	shaking fraudwort	0		
1671	skewed bouncing shysterweed	0		
1672	swindleblossom	0		
1673	spinning frosty grave robbing shovel of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1674	frosty superhero mask	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	ore	0		
1676	styrofoam ore	0		
1677	huge bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	Van der Graaf brainy sword	0		Mysticality: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1680	medical-grade staff of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1681	occult bubblewrap sword of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5
1682	maroon ghostly Fonzie's Herculean bubblewrap staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1
1683	blurry Jack Frost's bubblewrap crossbow of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50
1684	friendly styrofoam sword of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +3
1685	family-friendly MacGyver's styrofoam staff	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1686	blinking Temple Grandin's styrofoam crossbow of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +7
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	executive cool crossbow	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +40
1689	medical-grade ribbon	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	ghostly reassuring flame-wreathed discarded bottlecap	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	ghostly grievous boxer's discarded torn-up glove	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	corrupted chilled upside-down salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 24
1693	vacuum-sealed flattened eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 23
1694	pickled green Frogade	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 65
1695	dry ionized papotion of papower	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 11
1696	rotten snack-sized royal jelly taco	2	crappy	
1697	flavorless tofu taco	3	decent	
1698	rotten half-sized jumping bean taco	2	crappy	
1699	rotten twirling catgut taco	3	crappy	
1700	miniature moldy special pulsating goat cheese taco	2	crappy	Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 5
1701	fancy bland huge pr0n taco	4	decent	Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 45
1702	adjusted alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 11
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	red flaregun	0		
1706	auspicious careful sword of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +10, Initiative: +60
1707	smelly cool thinker's flypaper staff	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1708	spinning Socratic wizardly grease gun of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1
1709	medical-grade Fonzie's sword of static of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1710	curative quilted Da Vinci's wiffle-flail	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1711	wobbly smelly bubble bauble bow of the dark arts of the empath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1712	narrow executive frosty steel-toed Frost™ brand sword	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
1713	studded squeaky staff of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Meat Drop: +50
1714	frightening sharpshooter's steel-toed can cannon	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5
1715	foul-smelling starchy sword	0		Stench Damage: +10
1716	strapping starchy staff	0		Muscle: +5
1717	lightning-fast starchy crossbow	0		Initiative: +40
1718	executive vibrating pestoblade	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +40
1719	foul-smelling poutine pole of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +10
1720	up-at-dawn lightning-fast curdflinger	0		Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5
1721	lime green smelly dangerous muculent machete	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1722	Sherlock's glistening staff of the detective	0		Item Drop: 45
1723	veiny smartaleck's repeating crossbow	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10
1725	shaking bigger stick	0		
1726	teal sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	MacGyver's dense meat sword	0		Maximum MP: +100
1729	rock-hard dense meat staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1730	dense meat crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
1731	avaricious chaotic Spirit Precipice of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +30
1732	Jim Carey's smoldering staff of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +25
1733	toasty dog trainer's strapping hot cross bow	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +5
1734	ghostly friendly sword behind inappropriate prepositions of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Alters Page Text
1735	blinking miser's careful meatspout staff of the empath	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +10
1736	pulsating Jim Carey's sinister carob cannon of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +25
1737	teal Jim Carey's shuddersword of chilblains of bravery	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
1738	manspreader's hairy staff of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
1739	sizzling Jack Frost's projectile icemaker of the sewer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
1740	studded smartaleck's Rosewater's buffalo blade	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +80
1741	purple sharpshooter's steel-toed cheesestick	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1742	hale slick potato pistol	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +20
1743	gray friendly savory sword	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1744	greasy savory staff	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1745	reassuring savory crossbow	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1746	tumbling sharpshooter's padded supercool Super Magic Power Sword X	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1747	educational soylent staff of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +5
1748	lime green studded baleful goulauncher	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +80
1749	defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	Oprah's Gnollish pie server	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
1751	green twirling chaotic Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1752	Knob Goblin spatula of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
1753	twirling sizzling jack flapper	0		Hot Damage: +10
1754	fuchsia Herculean filthy pestle	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
1755	forbidden Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
1756	huge spoon of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
1757	gray Annie Oakley's pizza cutter	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
1758	star spatula of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
1759	coward's Tesla foon of fulmination	0		Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1760	maroon personal trainer's foon of frigidity of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +25
1761	crafty Rosewater's foon of foulness	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10
1762	stanky foon of fearfulness of the boozehound	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
1763	mirror deadly personal trainer's foon of fleshiness	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +5
1764	purple Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	pulsating Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	yellow Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	blurry Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	normal tiny huge fricasseed brains	1	good	
1770	low-calorie stale brains casserole	1	decent	
1771	pulsating vibrating butcherknife	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1772	therapeutic corn holder	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1773	teal skewed resourceful eggbeater	0		Maximum MP: +50
1774	artisanal lime green blinking bottle of popskull	3	EPIC	
1775	ribald dishrag	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
1776	moldy stale baguette	4	crappy	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	adequate immense tumbling dinner	9	good	
1779	twirling toasty katana	0		Hot Damage: +5, Synergetic
1780	rosewater-soaked ram stick	0		Stench Resistance: +3
1781	enchantlers of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	blurry upside-down smelly rock-hard ram-battering staff	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
1783	moldy crazy Turkish delight	4	crappy	
1784	ghostly jittery razor-sharp dangerous Snow Queen Crown	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	pulsating avaricious wool Oprah's ga-ga radio	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30
1786	mirror six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	Vulcanized extra-diffused narrow bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 19
1788	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	spinning Mob Penguin	0		
1790	hand-crafted Ram's Face Lager	4	EPIC	
1791	jittery shaking ram horns	0		
1792	lion tamer's Temple Grandin's Oprah's Travoltan trousers	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	nasty pool cue of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1794	non-adjusted polarized shaking handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Jabañero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 52
1795	ghostly Counterclockwise Watch	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	ghostly misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	skewed animal skull	0		
1800	blurry animal cranium	0		
1801	animal jawbone	0		
1802	skewed first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	ghostly second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	wobbly sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	jittery second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	spinning sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	bouncing huge eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	narrow tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	teal eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	jittery upside-down twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	blinking first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	jittery wobbly cyan fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	blurry second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	twirling fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	mirror wobbly eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	blurry jittery ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	blinking tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	left fifth rib	0		
1844	blurry left sixth rib	0		
1845	twirling left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	ghostly jittery green left ninth rib	0		
1848	skewed left tenth rib	0		
1849	blue left eleventh rib	0		
1850	left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	skewed right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	yellow tumbling right sixth rib	0		
1857	maroon right seventh rib	0		
1858	right eighth rib	0		
1859	right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	pulsating right eleventh rib	0		
1862	teal right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	blinking left scapula	0		
1865	ghostly right scapula	0		
1866	ghostly left clavicle	0		
1867	right clavicle	0		
1868	bouncing left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	pulsating left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	spinning left ulna	0		
1873	twirling right ulna	0		
1874	yellow left femur	0		
1875	purple upside-down right femur	0		
1876	wobbly left tibia	0		
1877	wobbly right tibia	0		
1878	blurry blurry left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	huge blurry right kneecap	0		
1882	left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	left third front claw	0		
1885	left fourth front claw	0		
1886	jittery right first front claw	0		
1887	lime green right second front claw	0		
1888	right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	wobbly left third rear claw	0		
1895	ghostly left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	ghostly right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	fuchsia right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	Tesla 1-ball	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
1901	blurry family-friendly deadly 2-ball	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1902	zippy personal trainer's 3-ball	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Initiative: +20
1903	supercharged 4-ball of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1904	stiffened 5-ball of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +25
1905	sage 6-ball of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +100
1906	purple 7-ball of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
1907	gray 8-ball	0		
1910	spinning wool experienced beefcake's clockwork sword	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +2, Cold Resistance: +1
1911	maroon stiffened Samson's clockwork staff of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1912	frightening sharpshooter's clockwork crossbow of the empath	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
1913	wobbly clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	twirling clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	upside-down yellow wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	cyan English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	blurry green bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	cyan careful wakizashi	0		Monster Level: -10, Synergetic
1922	blinking narrow blue gob of wet hair	0		
1923	roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	spinning tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	blue KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	twirling tumbling wholesome greaves	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	Van der Graaf savvy helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	lime green sharpshooter's resourceful spear	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Breakable
1932	toasty shield	0		Hot Damage: +5, Breakable
1933	pitchfork of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
1934	mansplainer's broken sword	0		Monster Level: +15
1935	shaking double-paned snarling wolf shield	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Synergetic
1936	lupine sword of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Synergetic
1937	Jim Carey's snake shield	0		Monster Level: +25, Synergetic
1938	serpentine sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	skewed toasty healthy 9-ball of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100
1941	Jack Frost's slick seal pendant	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	miser's Herculean turtle brooch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	shaking upside-down censurious noodle ring of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	lime green Annie Oakley's Da Vinci's saucepan earring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	shaking crafty disco ball pendant of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	accordion pin of terror of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: 35, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	gravedigger's beefy worn tophat	0		Muscle: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	hale educational tap shoes	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
1949	bland Manetwich	3	decent	
1950	green bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	drinkable jittery bottle of Pinot Renoir	3	good	
1952	adequate miniature desiccated apricot	2	good	
1953	drinkable irresponsibly strong cyan spinning flute of flat champagne	9	good	
1954	normal miniature dehydrated caviar	2	good	
1955	styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	acceptable snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	3	good	
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	spinning blinking scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	galvanized denatured Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 60
1963	dance card	0		
1964	nasty opera mask	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	baleful Socratic Amulet of Yendor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	blinking tumbling jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	toasty grievous shrimp fork	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5
1973	blurry half of a memo	0		
1974	purple cocoabo	0		
1975	skewed baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	gravy fairy	0		
1977	spinning spinning gravy fairy	0		
1978	gravy fairy	0		
1979	gravy fairy	0		
1980	sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	ghostly astral badger	0		
1982	MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	narrow scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	angry cow	0		
1989	Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	wobbly rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	pulsating rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	jittery heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	jittery stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	wobbly Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	purple The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	purple Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	Roo trading card	0		
2009	pulsating Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	maroon Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	Serenity trading card	0		
2014	maroon Inndya trading card	0		
2015	upside-down Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	upside-down diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	club necklace	0		
2019	blinking cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	tasty snack-sized cherry pie	2	awesome	
2021	miniature yummy strawberry pie	2	awesome	
2022	miniature bland lemon meringue pie	2	decent	
2023	blinking Genalen™ Bottle	1	good	
2024	moldy low-calorie mixed wildflower greens	1	crappy	
2025	flavorless huge handful of walnuts	8	decent	
2026	bland mirror nutty organic salad	3	decent	
2027	adequate miniature super salad	2	good	
2028	adequate blue tofu wonton	4	good	
2029	blinking hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	double-paned Jeselnik's Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2031	lime green strapping didgeridooka	0		Muscle: +5
2032	wobbly lime green wobbly smelly therapeutic bullet-proof corduroys	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	tumbling sinister round sunglasses	0		Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2034	steel-toed wicker shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	altered quantum green narrow radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 63
2037	irradiated wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Superioreo", Effect Duration: 11
2038	quadruple-pickled twirling upside-down ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "All Fired Up", Effect Duration: 18
2039	x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	skewed hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	tasty gigantic mirror brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	8	awesome	
2046	moldy thick wobbly purple frat brats	5	crappy	
2047	normal knob ka-bobs	3	good	
2049	special bad can of Swiller	3	decent	Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 45
2050	teal upside-down broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	lime green spinning bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	blue market map	0		
2055	snake skin	0		
2056	aerosolized diffused adder bladder	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 63
2057	olive pension check	0		
2058	picnic basket	0		
2059	double-adjusted adjusted moist gray Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 21
2060	cyan flame-wreathed sword of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: 60
2061	maroon forbidden helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	wicked shield of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2063	miniature moldy blackberry	2	crappy	
2064	forged identification documents	0		
2065	PADL Phone	0		
2066	huge bouncing vibrating Da Vinci's kick-ass kicks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2067	sake bomb	0		
2068	bouncing tequila grenade	0		
2069	zippy beer helmet	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	pulsating smelly frosty distressed denim pants	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	cyan sinister perforated battle paddle	0		Spell Damage: +10
2072	blurry Temple Grandin's slick flashing novelty button	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Weight: +7
2073	greedy curative glowstick	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	studded anniversary chutney sculpture	0		Damage Absorption: +80
2075	lightning-fast spandex anniversary shorts	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	jittery sizzling jar of anniversary jam	0		Hot Damage: +10
2077	squat ruddy bucket of anniversary lard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2078	ghostly Jim Carey's anniversary concrete fedora	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	spinning arcane researcher's makeshift turban of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Food Drop: +100, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	twirling makeshift cape of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2081	auspicious makeshift skirt	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	bouncing makeshift crane	0		
2084	huge can of starch	0		
2085	boiled bottle of ultravitamins	1		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 35
2086	distilled blurry bottle of cough syrup	1		
2087	denatured jittery blue tube of hair oil	1		
2088	quantum Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 11
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	padded dangerous smooth pilgrim shield of Tarzan of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	skewed hand mirror	0		
2093	nippy hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Cold Damage: +10
2094	bland ballroom blintz	3	decent	
2095	twirling towel	0		
2096	compressed guy made of bee pollen	1		
2097	shaking gravedigger's 17-ball	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2098	olive filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	shaking greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	coal button	0		
2106	burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	gray rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	mirror tooth	0		
2112	leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	Sinatra's wheel	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	red yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	extremely unsafe prehistoric spear	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	skewed stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	olive shaking Sherlock's wicked fire	0		Spell Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	lime green lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	Herculean Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
2121	narrow bouncing friendly ASCII shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3
2122	lime green reassuring Jim Carey's safety vest	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
2123	Rosewater's eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2125	foul-smelling Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		Stench Damage: +10
2126	mirror ghostly purple smelly Jim Carey's bronze breastplate	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2127	crafty hat hacker T-shirt of horror	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	upside-down killer rag doll of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	incredibly marionette of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	twirling purple dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	narrow shaking sharpshooter's mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	jittery squat vampire duck-on-a-string of the wise owl of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	spinning yellow dog trainer's toy crazy train	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	skewed toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	jittery length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	delicious miniature frank	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	small adequate jittery plate of franks and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	tolerable shot of blackberry schnapps	3	good	
2152	capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	gray Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	maroon logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	gray high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	mirror computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	pulsating spinning reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	jittery wobbly recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	lime green spinning ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	blinking weightlifter's beefy toy ray gun	0		Muscle: 25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	mansplainer's Fonzie's toy space helmet	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	bouncing MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	therapeutic astronaut pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	green upside-down ruddy toy jet pack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	bouncing smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	spinning cyan rough stone sphere	0		
2178	bouncing twirling avaricious obsidian dagger	0		Meat Drop: +30
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	twirling amulet	0		
2181	narrow maroon chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	narrow Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	narrow Harold's hammer	0		
2185	hardy Kiss the Knob apron	0		Maximum HP: +50
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	maroon flask of peppermint oil	1	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	tolerable upside-down flask of peppermint schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	normal massive candy stake	8	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	artisanal eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	miniature decent unspeakable fruitcake	2	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	decent gingerbread horror	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	activated vacuum-sealed bouncing but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	bite-sized moldy bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	adequate low-calorie skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1	good	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	decent tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	skewed chaotic plastic gift-wrapping vampire	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	huge pulsating steel-toed plastic yuletide troll	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	avaricious plastic skeletal reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	savvy plastic Crimboween pentagram	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	plastic Scream Queen of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	tumbling time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	pulsating rock-hard Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	veiny bobble-hip hula elf doll of bravery	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	zippy Crimbo ukulele	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	Jeselnik's deadly Tiki lighter	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	Annie Oakley's experienced deck of tropical cards	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	tropical paperweight of chilblains of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	wobbly tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	shaking tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	maroon tumbling smooth Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	experienced Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	normal super ka-bob	3	good	
2218	rotten immense red beer basted brat	8	crappy	
2219	Tropical Crimbo Sword of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	liquefied unsweetened upside-down and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	wobbly Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	Sherlock's sinister liar's pants	0		Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	juggler's balls of Gandalf of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	executive pink shirt	0		Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	horrifying evil eyeball pendant of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	galvanized dry arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	nitrogenated cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	unsweetened toad horn	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	blurry ghostly blinking icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	mote	0		
2232	blinking smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	extremely unsafe bow tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Clowniness: 75
2234	pulsating ghostly savvy calavera concertina	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Song Duration: 7
2235	perfumed ratarang of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5
2236	magnetized turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Twenty-three Squid, Ew", Effect Duration: 33
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	nippy pygmy nose-bone	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
2239	forbidden baleful bad voodoo mask	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	Oprah's pygmy spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2242	Vulcanized pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 59
2243	jittery frightening electrified headhunter necktie	0		Spooky Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2244	family-friendly pointed stick of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2245	narrow knitted knobby helmet turtle	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	curative knobby kneepads	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2247	sewer turtle of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2248	toasty friendly sebaceous shield	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Damage: +5
2249	ruddy skeletortoise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	Socratic box turtle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2252	box turtle of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2253	olive banded razor-sharp bottlecap turtle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100
2254	narrow reassuring hardy bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	upside-down furry turtle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	scorching furry earmuffs	0		Hot Damage: +25
2257	teal dangerous reinforced furry underpants of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100
2258	shaking "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	blinking purple photograph of God	0		
2260	hard rock candy	0		
2261	hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	upside-down lion oil	0		
2264	huge moldy wobbly stunt nuts	8	crappy	
2265	spoiled bite-sized wet stew	1	crappy	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	ghostly Staff of Fats of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2269	rotten small sausage wonton	2	crappy	
2270	narrow wool belt of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2271	distilled bad bottle of Merlot	5	decent	
2272	mediocre irresponsibly strong bottle of Port	10	decent	
2273	enchanted watered-down acceptable bouncing bottle of Pinot Noir	2	good	Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 5
2274	mediocre practically non-alcoholic fancy bottle of Zinfandel	1	decent	Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 50
2275	weak tolerable bouncing bottle of Marsala	2	good	
2276	tolerable ghostly bottle of Muscat	3	good	
2277	pulsating Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	red book	0		
2280	Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	lard-coated seal-skull helmet	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	upside-down petrified noodles	0		
2285	bouncing ghostly chisel	0		
2286	Eye of Ed	0		
2287	teal extremely unsafe Rosewater's glowstick	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	jittery encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	huge really house	0		
2291	Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	teal wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	jittery knob butter	0		
2297	purple vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	lime green shaking EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	wobbly Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	anodized candy heart	0		Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	polymerized boiled pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	tarnished candy heart	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	deionized enhanced candy heart	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	quantum extra-polarized maroon candy heart	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	double-corrupted alkaline candy heart	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	yellow narrow pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	twirling candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	bouncing candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	bronze token	0		
2318	mirror spinning spinning bomb	0		
2319	green carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	tumbling worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	fuchsia headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	blue Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	shaking Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	polymerized tumbling cyan can of paint	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 22
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	pulsating bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	massive moldy Better Than Cuddling Cake	10	crappy	
2333	narrow ninja snowman	0		
2334	Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	huge rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	nippy sinister pipe	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Damage: +10
2337	bouncing chilly reinforced beaded headband	0		Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	spoiled big blinking pudding	5	crappy	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	smooth Blackfly Chardonnay	4	awesome	
2340	fortified hand-crafted & tan	5	EPIC	
2341	ghostly pepper	0		
2342	adequate forest cake	3	good	
2343	stale tumbling forest ham	3	decent	
2344	denatured huge bouncing filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 68
2345	frozen gray filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 65
2346	magnetized magnetized filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 34
2347	twirling heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	olive water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	wobbly beer bomb	0		
2351	superamplified boom box	0		
2352	narrow fire poi of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
2353	upside-down stiffened bejeweled pledge pin	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip
2354	fuchsia communications windchimes	0		
2355	non-chilled warmed henna face paint	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 12
2356	chilled tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 66
2357	hardy Gaia beads of doom	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	squat fireproof dangerous hippy medical kit	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2362	Usain Bolt's studded Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80
2363	lion tamer's banded longhaired hippy wig	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	electrified Zim Merman's guitar	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2365	red C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2366	peel hat of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	padded flowing hippy skirt of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	ghostly smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	normal low-calorie upside-down banana	1	good	
2374	ghostly twirling banana peel	0		
2375	adequate bite-sized banana cream pie	1	good	
2376	bad banana daiquiri	4	decent	
2377	triple-distilled bad bungle in the jungle	7	decent	
2378	banana spritzer	0		
2379	adjusted aerosolized banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 36
2380	tumbling dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	narrow class ring	0		
2384	upside-down bouncing class ring	0		
2385	cyan bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	pulsating double-paned smartaleck's keg shield	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5
2387	hale finger	0		Maximum HP: +20
2388	scandalous stylish war tongs	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5
2389	Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	bouncing rosy-cheeked asbestos apron	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2391	huge Van der Graaf beaten-up Chucks	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2392	blinking natty ascot of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
2393	inspector's wreath of laurels of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	Tesla beefcake's Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Muscle: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	squat manspreader's tube sock	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2396	jittery red chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	padded energy drink IV	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2399	wholesome Sinatra's Elmley shades	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip
2400	ghostly molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	vibrating beer bong of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2402	gauze garter	0		
2403	gray barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	tumbling Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	shaking pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	fuchsia twirling billy idol	0		
2410	rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	squat sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	blinking lint	0		
2415	discarded pacifier	0		
2416	bounty-hunting helmet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	blue family-friendly bounty-hunting rifle	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2418	bounty-hunting pants of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	ionized bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 64
2420	unsweetened teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 11
2421	quantum bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 40
2422	galvanized irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 40
2423	Vulcanized adjusted skewed Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 40
2424	unsweetened cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 63
2425	polymerized colloidal aerosolized can of spinach	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 21
2426	frozen huge fire flower	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 63
2427	electrified alkaline vacuum-sealed freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 37
2428	Vulcanized alkaline pulsating fake blood	0		Effect: "High Blood Chocolate Content", Effect Duration: 34
2429	dry tarnished purple Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 31
2430	activated bag of lard	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 57
2431	unsweetened blinking bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 24
2432	concentrated frozen tumbling gray bouncing SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 12
2433	boiled altered bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 63
2434	energized quadruple-cold-filtered tarnished green eyedrops	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 25
2435	triple-aerosolized Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 34
2436	quantum cold-filtered bouncing green donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 45
2437	tumbling skewed New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	blurry scented massage oil	0		
2439	blurry poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	twirling Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	maroon nasty therapeutic pink glowstick	0		Stench Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	bad Supernova Champagne	4	decent	
2445	pulsating Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	narrow tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	huge prompt goatskin umbrella	0		Adventures: +3
2452	red wool wool hat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	bouncing twirling prompt smooth belt	0		Moxie: +15, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
2455	teal personal trainer's bar whip	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2456	greasy barskin buckler	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2457	wobbly steel-toed whip	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2458	savvy barskin loincloth	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	frightening tighty whiteys	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	skewed mirror yak toupee of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	rotten gigantic bowl of Bounty-Os	8	crappy	
2465	triple-distilled fancy tolerable narrow ghostly maroon Oreille Divisée brandy	9	good	Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 25
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	fuchsia suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	ghostly blurry callused fingerbone	0		
2469	bundle of receipts	0		
2470	huge cork	0		
2471	pulsating stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	clown skin	0		
2475	baleful clown wig of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	ghostly clownskin belt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Clowniness: 50
2477	blinking clownskin buckler of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2478	stylish clown whip	0		Moxie: +25, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	upside-down mirror demon-horned hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	red forbidden demon buckler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2482	clever medical-grade hardened demon whip	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2483	rosy-cheeked barskin cloak	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2484	baleful snakeskin duster of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +25
2485	wobbly executive Oprah's clownskin harness	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Clowniness: 50
2486	ribald demonskin jacket of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2487	hipposkin poncho of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2488	forbidden yak anorak	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
2489	jittery supercharged tuxedo shirt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2490	gravedigger's dance instructor's gnauga hide vest	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Damage: +10
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	narrow upside-down mirror tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	squat crafty hale Necrotelicomnicon	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10
2495	reassuring Cookbook of the Damned of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
2496	jittery Lo Pan's Sinful Desires of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	purple upside-down molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	wobbly green extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	tumbling clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	slick beach glass necklace	0		Moxie: +10
2509	blinking peace-sign necklace of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2510	narrow pulsating chaotic round sunglasses of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2511	mirror Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	jittery Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	maroon supercharged padded spark plug earring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30
2514	sage woven baling wire bracelets of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2515	Usain Bolt's smooth gearbox necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Initiative: +80
2516	auspicious brainy wrench bracelet	0		Mysticality: +5, Item Drop: +10
2517	blurry shaking hale deadly chain necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20
2518	resourceful sawblade shield	0		Maximum MP: +50
2519	boozy acceptable tumbling McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5	good	
2520	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic melted Jell-o shot	1	EPIC	
2521	practically non-alcoholic acceptable skewed blinking cruelty-free wine	1	good	
2522	weak artisanal thistle wine	2	EPIC	
2523	olive megatofu	0		
2524	displaced fish	0		
2525	decent enchanted fish	4	good	Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 10
2526	small delicious fish casserole	2	awesome	
2527	tasty fish lasagna	3	awesome	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	stale miniature gnatloaf	2	decent	
2530	bland bite-sized gnatloaf casserole	1	decent	
2531	toothsome low-calorie gnat lasagna	1	awesome	
2532	pork	0		
2533	huge spoiled blue pork chop sandwiches	9	crappy	
2534	spoiled pork casserole	3	crappy	
2535	miniature decent pork lasagna	2	good	
2536	green canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	bouncing up-at-dawn Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2540	narrow tomb ratchet	0		
2541	yellow Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	alkaline double-nitrogenated jittery lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	irradiated blinking tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	vacuum-sealed moist polymerized wobbly begpwnia	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	polymerized tarnished upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	denatured adjusted half-orchid	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	studded tin star of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	clever educational outrageous sombrero	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	teal bouncing jittery fireproof "Humorous" T-shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	gray turtle chain	0		
2554	lime green distilled seal blood	0		
2555	jittery high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	horrifying Shagadelic Disco Banjo of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	gray Squeezebox of the Ages of the cougar of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	Annie Oakley's medical-grade Chelonian Morningstar	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	nasty brawny Hammer of Smiting	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	shaking coward's 17-alarm Saucepan of the detective	0		Monster Level: -20, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	twirling asbestos-lined knitted resourceful Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	teal half-rotten brain	0		
2563	twirling green bonesaw	0		
2564	plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	lime green mirror Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	red Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	liquefied ionized ant agonist	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 26
2570	mirror ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	bouncing ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	mirror ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	spinning ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	pulsating cactus quill of the sewer of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20
2578	spinning lime green vibrating dance instructor's boxer's Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2579	moldy cactus fruit	3	crappy	
2580	greedy scorpion whip of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20
2581	wobbly handful of sand	0		
2582	wobbly brick of sand	0		
2583	jumbo rotten centipede eggs	5	crappy	
2584	wonderwall shield of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
2585	deadly Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2586	boxer's General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2587	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
2588	blinking wobbly stylish Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	0		Moxie: +25
2589	adequate small hot date	2	good	
2590	bad distilled fortified wine	4	decent	
2591	snack-sized spoiled tasty tart	2	crappy	
2592	Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	rotten low-calorie bouncing Knob pasty	1	crappy	
2594	special perfectly mixed blinking thermos full of Knob coffee	3	EPIC	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 25
2595	extra-electrified adjusted Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 69
2596	twirling leathery cat skin	0		
2597	jittery leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	lime green tumbling Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	carbonated water lily	0		
2601	resourceful Staff of the Midnight Snack of vim and vigor of courage	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
2602	Van der Graaf brawny Staff of Blood and Pudding of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	steel-toed Tuesday's ruby	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Variable
2605	mirror tumbling palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	shaking grievous palm-frond whip	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50
2608	blinking palm-frond net	0		
2609	deadly palm-frond capris of the early riser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	mirror blue hale extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	jittery greasy palm-frond cloak	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	green rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	normal big savoy truffle	5	good	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	fuchsia boom	0		
2618	Annie Oakley's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2619	jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	adequate miniature unidentified jerky	2	good	
2621	olive mirror hale shellacked nasty rat mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	veiny stiffened ratskin belt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2623	red mansplainer's rattail whip of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +15
2624	zippy lion tamer's bat hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	MacGyver's weightlifter's bat whip	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +100
2626	Jim Carey's savvy bat-ass jacket	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25
2627	shaking stanky crafty catskin cap	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	fireproof ribald catskin buckler	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
2629	mansplainer's Socratic tail o' nine cats	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Monster Level: +15
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	extra-unsweetened corrupted spinning gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 55
2632	diffused pickled moist green ghostly mother's helper	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 62
2633	lightning-fast Samson's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +40
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	bouncing mummy mask of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	hardened brainy gauze shorts	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	greaves of the wise owl of the empath	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	Jack Frost's wholesome cowboy hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	stiffened personal trainer's Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 1
2643	mansplainer's happiness	0		Monster Level: +15
2644	lime green feather	0		
2645	bouncing feather	0		
2646	twirling frightful feather	0		
2647	shaking fetid feather	0		
2648	purple flirtatious feather	0		
2649	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
2650	blinking bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	green pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	gigantic adequate shaking S.T.L.T.	7	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	normal snack-sized honey-dew	2	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	artisanal Xanadian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	nitrogenated double-irradiated ionized bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	nippy dance instructor's Drowsy Sword	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Damage: +10
2657	normal purple escargotsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	lousy blinking bottle of realpagne	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	spinning weightlifter's albatross necklace	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	denatured gray not-a-pipe	1	good	Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	lousy flask of Amontillado	4	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	groovy ball mask	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	wobbly friendly Can-Can skirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	vacuum-sealed modified polymerized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	dry energized bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "The Halls of Muscularity", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	polymerized tarnished tarnished ghostly bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	triple-liquefied narrow spiky collar	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	powdered narrow can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	powdered patent antipsychotics	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	mixed Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	tolerable watered-down shot of nepenthe schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	pulsating library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	altered unsweetened huge bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	powdered blinking handful of moss	1		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 10
2676	vaporized spinning huge bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	dried shaking protein powder	1		
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	unsweetened aerosolized ionized blinking sparkler	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 55
2680	corrupted snake	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 25, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	pickled M-242	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 67
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	vibrating armgun of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	wobbly stone frisbee	0		
2688	flame-retardant lard-coated scandalous dreadlock whip	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
2689	bouncing nippy therapeutic beer-a-pult	0		Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2690	extremely unsafe wizardly cast-iron legacy paddle	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2691	stale big handful of nuts and berries	5	decent	
2692	hale Rosewater's driftwood sculpture	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20
2693	shaking weightlifter's massive sitar of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +50
2694	hale banded stone baseball cap of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	lousy ghostly cup of beer	4	decent	
2696	ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	Jeselnik's wholesome duct tape shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
2700	toasty duct tape fedora of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	forbidden duct tape sword of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2702	scandalous duct tape dockers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	shaking duct tape buckler of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2704	shrinking powder	0		
2705	shaking MacGyver's occult blackberry slippers of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2706	chilly hardy cool blackberry moccasins	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2707	blurry horrifying educational blackberry combat boots of the brazier	0		Experience: +1, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2708	activated red pulsating funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 67
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	blinking cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	frozen improved huge facepaint	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 61
2712	galvanized sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 42
2713	vacuum-sealed triple-boiled warmed blurry Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 41
2714	floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	supercharged thinker's battered hubcap	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5
2717	scorching resourceful quilted hood ornament	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25
2718	purple spare kidney	0		
2719	coward's Tesla hand-carved bokken of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2720	bouncing lightning-fast smooth hand-carved bow of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40
2721	auspicious fortified hand-carved staff of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +10
2722	rosy-cheeked wicked smartaleck's Staff of the Greasefire of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +20
2723	mirror pulsating hale padded Staff of the Grand Flambé of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5
2724	toothsome bowl of rye sprouts	3	awesome	
2725	bland jumbo special cob of corn	5	decent	Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 50
2726	small decent blinking juniper berries	2	good	
2727	bland plum	4	decent	
2728	massive normal skewed blurry pear	9	good	
2729	bland peach	3	decent	
2730	aged plum wine	3	awesome	
2731	lousy weak tumbling shot of pear schnapps	2	decent	
2732	weak bad shot of peach schnapps	2	decent	
2733	moldy bunch of square grapes	3	crappy	
2734	fancy rotten snack-sized brown sugar cane	2	crappy	Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 40
2735	rotten half-sized sandwich of the gods	2	crappy	
2736	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	9	EPIC	
2737	compressed lime green leopard-print barbell	1	decent	
2738	jittery pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	anodized panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 61
2740	fireproof hardened sinister Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Resistance: +3
2741	practically non-alcoholic mediocre boilermaker	1	decent	
2742	rotten miniature steel lasagna	2	quest	
2743	hand-crafted steel margarita	3	quest	
2744	twisted steel-scented air freshener	1		
2745	chilled gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 51
2746	non-liquefied wobbly extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 26
2747	spinning chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	teal hardy furniture dolly	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2749	inspector's educational beefcake's Staff of the Grease Trap	0		Muscle: +25, Experience: +1, Item Drop: +15
2750	blurry Sinatra's beefy Uranium Omega of Temperance	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +5, Single Equip
2751	maroon Lead Zeta of Chastity of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2752	tumbling horrifying shellacked Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2753	fireproof Jeselnik's Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2754	friendly Socratic Nickel Gamma of Frugality	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2755	Iron Beta of Industry of vim and vigor of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2756	executive Copper Alpha of Sincerity of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
2757	hale forbidden Red Balloon of Valor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
2758	squat foul-smelling chaotic Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2759	squat dangerous Blue Diamond of Honesty of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
2760	fireproof grievous Green Clover of Justice	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2761	Yellow Moon of Compassion of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2762	jittery Tesla rosy-cheeked Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2763	ghostly yellow scandalous scorching Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
2764	huge stanky wholesome smartaleck's Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2765	Harold's bell	0		
2766	red bowling ball	0		
2767	rotten spinning Crimbo pie	3	crappy	
2768	adequate small pulsating pear tart	2	good	
2769	flavorless peach pie	3	decent	
2770	non-warmed liquefied bouncing chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 60
2771	pickled Vulcanized red tumbling handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 45
2772	bouncing steamy ruby	0		
2773	wobbly glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	filigreed hamethyst earring of terror of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60
2778	blurry lion tamer's medical-grade steel-toed filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +2, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2779	Usain Bolt's studded sage filigreed hamethyst ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2780	huge nasty supercool savvy baconstone earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2781	nasty steel-toed baconstone necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
2782	tumbling greedy stanky strapping baconstone ring	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2783	horrifying gravedigger's pulled porquoise earring	0		Spooky Damage: 35
2784	gray manspreader's arcane researcher's pulled porquoise pendant	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2785	MacGyver's hale extremely unsafe pulled porquoise ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip
2786	mirror fireproof double-paned Earring of Fire	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2787	horrifying educational Pendant of Fire	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
2788	rock-hard padded Ring of Fire	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
2789	twirling educational Ice-Cold Beerring of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2790	manspreader's slick Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
2791	olive tumbling ghostly pulsating smelly sharpshooter's Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2792	energetic groovy Unspeakable Earring	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip
2793	spinning huge lion tamer's Choker of the Ultragoth of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
2794	auspicious Herculean The Ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2795	mirror chilly stiffened Nose Ring of Putrescence	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
2796	maroon smooth Putrid Pendant of terror	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2797	knitted occult Ring of the Sewer Snake	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2798	inspector's Mudflap-Girl Earring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
2799	Sherlock's horrifying Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
2800	zippy energetic Mudflap-Girl Ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	blue ghostly flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	energized nitrogenated irradiated vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 25
2805	altered liquefied vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 43
2806	anodized vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 27
2807	polymerized colloidal lime green flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 16
2808	quadruple-chilled blinking flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 38
2809	irradiated pulsating flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 27
2810	super-vacuum-sealed super-chilled shaking jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 40
2811	polymerized twirling upside-down jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 69
2812	polymerized ionized jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 63
2813	mirror twirling executive Beret of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	purple greasy occult Bludgeon of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Brimstone
2815	inspector's dog trainer's Bunker of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +15, Brimstone
2816	scorching smartaleck's Boxers of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	Jeselnik's sharpshooter's sinister Brooch	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	narrow steel-toed wicked personal trainer's Bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	twirling fuchsia cool Grimacite gasmask of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	bouncing wool Grimacite gat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	auspicious arcane researcher's Grimacite gaiters	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	fuchsia aromatic dangerous Grimacite gauntlets	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	green squat miser's asbestos-lined Grimacite go-go boots	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	red electrified deadly Grimacite girdle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	blinking Grimacite gown of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	lightning-fast careful Annie Oakley's Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +40
2827	shaking yellow anniversary gift box	0		
2828	tumbling loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	star key lime	0		
2832	delicious digital key lime pie	4	awesome	
2833	decent ghostly green star key lime pie	4	good	
2834	family-friendly Jim Carey's bottle-rocket crossbow of the early riser	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	quilted indie comic hipster glasses	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	twirling blurry shaking mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	flame-retardant cool glowstick	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	sharpshooter's Periodical Paintbrush	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only
2840	mediocre bottle of cooking sherry	4	decent	
2841	moldy packet of ketchup	4	crappy	
2842	tolerable accidental cider	3	good	
2843	tasty miniature dire fudgesicle	2	awesome	
2844	extremely unsafe stylish wizardly weightlifter's navel ring of navel gazing	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +25, Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2848	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	spirit-forward mediocre moonberry wine cooler	5	decent	
2851	toothsome fine aged cheddarwurst	4	awesome	
2852	blurry branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	mirror bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	rock-hard huge mosquito proboscis of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: -15
2856	modified shaking squat purple swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 29
2857	deionized jittery upside-down seegar butt	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 33
2858	wobbly bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	Rosewater's wizardly witch wart	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30
2860	spoiled small swamp muck	2	crappy	
2861	double-paned Jack Frost's experienced leechknife	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	vacuum-sealed ionized double-vacuum-sealed dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 66
2864	stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	squat savvy beaver spear of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
2866	miser's curative shamanic beads	0		Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
2867	green lightning-fast dance instructor's dilapidated wizard hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	concentrated galvanized tumbling pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 53
2869	deionized wobbly pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 16
2870	altered squat twirling pirate tract	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 58
2871	burnt flower	0		
2872	arcane researcher's plastic Naughty Sorceress of Flo-Jo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Initiative: +100
2873	toasty extremely unsafe plastic Ed the Undying	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5
2874	wicked plastic Lord Spookyraven of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
2875	pulsating squat deadly plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2876	savvy plastic protector spectre	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
2877	plastic Baron von Ratsworth of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2878	wool plastic Boss Bat	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2879	plastic Knob Goblin King of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2880	knitted plastic Bonerdagon	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2881	slick plastic The Man	0		Moxie: +10
2882	greedy plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Meat Drop: +20
2883	upside-down veiny plastic Felonia	0		Maximum HP: +10
2884	flame-retardant plastic Beelzebozo	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2885	ruddy plastic conservationist hippy	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2886	strapping plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Muscle: +5
2887	plastic angry bugbear of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2888	Tesla plastic anime smiley	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
2889	spinning Fonzie's plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
2890	olive greasy plastic astronomer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2891	Oprah's plastic beanbat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2892	toasty plastic blooper	0		Hot Damage: +5
2893	Socratic plastic brainsweeper	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2894	horrifying plastic briefcase bat	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2895	huge nippy plastic demoninja	0		Cold Damage: +10
2896	plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2897	huge blurry plastic drunk goat of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2898	electrified plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
2899	Jim Carey's plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Monster Level: +25
2900	plastic handsome mariachi of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2901	pulsating red plastic Knob Goblin bean counter of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2902	red healthy plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2903	spinning horrifying plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2904	wobbly smooth plastic Knott Yeti	0		Moxie: +15
2905	yellow plastic lemon-in-the-box of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2906	plastic lobsterfrogman of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2907	fuchsia razor-sharp plastic ninja snowman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2908	fireproof plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Hot Resistance: +3
2909	steel-toed plastic G Imp	0		Damage Reduction: 9
2910	maroon shaking gravedigger's plastic goth	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2911	plastic cubist bull of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2912	scorching plastic scary clown	0		Hot Damage: +25
2913	Socratic plastic smarmy pirate	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
2914	horrifying plastic spiny skelelton	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2915	razor-sharp plastic Spam Witch	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
2916	perfumed plastic vampire	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2917	gravedigger's plastic taco cat	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2918	plastic undead elbow macaroni of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
2919	plastic warwelf of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2920	asbestos-lined plastic whitesnake	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2921	plastic XXX pr0n of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
2922	lightning-fast plastic zmobie	0		Initiative: +40
2923	healthy plastic Protagonist	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
2924	mirror mirror red censurious plastic Spunky Princess	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2925	censurious plastic topiary golem	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
2926	twirling lard-coated plastic senile lihc	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
2927	Newton's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2928	mansplainer's plastic Gnomester Blomester	0		Monster Level: +15
2929	energetic plastic Trouser Snake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2930	stiffened plastic Axe Wound	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2931	narrow quilted plastic Hellion	0		Damage Absorption: +40
2932	perfumed plastic Black Knight	0		Stench Resistance: +5
2933	mirror blinking plastic pair of tweezers of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2934	banded plastic fruit golem	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2935	wobbly plastic fluffy bunny of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2936	lime green castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	pulsating siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	bland squat Surprise Egg	4	decent	
2941	unsweetened cold-filtered blue Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 69
2942	aerosolized chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 22
2943	tarnished Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 13
2945	Fonzie's party hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	vibrating weightlifter's V for Vivala mask	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	smooth shot of rotgut	3	awesome	
2949	colloidal improved huge jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 40
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	spinning smelly glowstick of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	tip jar of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
2955	bland blurry yam candy	3	decent	
2956	mirror cocktail napkin	0		
2957	twirling maroon rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	moldy tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4	crappy	
2959	coward's rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Monster Level: -20
2960	moldy gray single-serving herbal stuffing	3	crappy	
2961	gigantic flavorless packet of tofurkey gravy	6	decent	
2962	rotten tofurkey nugget	3	crappy	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	pulsating ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	chilled Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 21
2968	energized dry Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 55
2969	toothsome creamsicle	4	awesome	
2970	delicious cream stout	4	awesome	
2971	quilted Sinatra's curmudgel	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +40
2972	blinking grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	red hardy grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
2974	tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	bouncing dance instructor's Herculean tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
2976	perfectly mixed watered-down tumbling bilge wine	2	EPIC	
2977	twirling ribald witty rapier	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
2978	olive experienced yohohoyo of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +2
2979	modified dry mirror fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 30
2980	mirror yellow booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	asbestos-lined booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	blinking copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	bouncing sinister copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Spell Damage: +10
2986	bouncing blinking tongue charrrm	0		
2987	perfumed tongue charrrm bracelet of the businessman	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2988	blue bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	blinking red clingfilm trousers of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	energetic clingfilm cap of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	supercool clingfilm slippers	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
2992	clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	yummy vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4	awesome	
2994	warmed colloidal true grit	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 23
2995	jittery lard-coated ruddy dance instructor's buoybottoms	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	supercool grungy flannel shirt	0		Moxie Percent: +20
2997	shaking Sherlock's smartaleck's grungy bandana	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	occult grassy cutlass	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
2999	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	chilly pegleg	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
3002	frightening lamé pants	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	twirling forbidden enormous hoop earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
3004	vibrating rock-hard costume sword	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3005	rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	supercharged rock-hard rainbow pearl earring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	toasty rainbow pearl necklace of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	jittery grievous rainbow pearl ring of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	blinking up-at-dawn manspreader's Idol of Ak'gyxoth	0		Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +5
3010	hardy slick Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50
3011	blurry sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	simple key	0		
3014	tumbling ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	lime green foot locker	0		
3017	ornate chest	0		
3018	fuchsia gilded chest	0		
3019	all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	handful of sawdust	0		
3021	tumbling stone triangle	0		
3022	twirling medium stone triangle	0		
3023	small stone triangle	0		
3024	shaking stone pyramid	0		
3025	delicious fortified jittery corpse on the beach	5	awesome	
3026	mediocre extra-dry twirling corpsetini	5	decent	
3027	artisanal corpsedriver	3	super EPIC	
3028	smooth watered-down Corpse Island iced tea	2	awesome	
3029	delicious weak red-headed corpse	2	awesome	
3030	triple-distilled artisanal kamicorpse-ee	9	EPIC	
3031	high-proof smooth corpsel	7	awesome	
3032	acceptable wobbly corpsebite	4	good	
3033	huge Jack Frost's pirate fledges	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Look like a Pirate
3034	spinning jittery piece of thirteen	0		
3035	normal pearl onion	3	good	
3036	flavorless sea biscuit	4	decent	
3037	aged fortified spinning bottle of rum	5	awesome	
3038	mediocre blue bottle of black-label rum	4	decent	
3039	shaking cannonball	0		
3040	blinking voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	squat metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	upside-down metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	moldy nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	tiny stale wobbly nanite-infested candy cane	1	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	normal yellow nanite-infested fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	tolerable boozy nanite-infested eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	blurry steel-toed eyepatch	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	upside-down twirling Sherlock's cutlass	0		Item Drop: +25
3052	baleful breeches	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	concentrated non-vacuum-sealed candy heart	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	pickled super-aerosolized maroon cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	blue ghostly metallic foil cat ears of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	ghostly nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	mirror iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	skewed theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	blurry toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	huge greasy cyborg doll	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	bouncing buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	rosewater-soaked toy maglev monorail	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	upside-down toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	wobbly set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	narrow wobbly General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	huge laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	gray hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	spinning kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	squat Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	smartaleck's marionette collective	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	twirling monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	upside-down pulsating Samson's borg sock monkey	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	cyan lard-coated roboduck-on-a-string of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	fuchsia mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	twirling teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	dance instructor's biomechanical crimborg helmet of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	lime green asbestos-lined energetic C.B.F.G.	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	razor-sharp wizardly biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	improved vacuum-sealed blurry vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Pasta Oneness", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	blinking handmade hobby horse of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	ball-in-a-cup	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	mirror wholesome set of jacks	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	moldy laser-broiled pear	3	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	pulsating nasty manspreader's polyalloy shield	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	gray fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	wobbly killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	narrow rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	skewed sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	blurry asbestos-lined vibrating cyborg knife of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	healthy immense cyborg hand of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	asbestos-lined dangerous cyborg stompin' boot of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	jittery Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	blurry Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	twirling Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	jittery Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	spinning upside-down bouncing Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	ghostly olive divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	huge divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	warmed galvanized fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 15
3125	quadruple-flattened shaking piece of after eight	0		Effect: "On the Shoulders of Giants", Effect Duration: 59
3126	spinning hobo nickel	0		
3127	pulsating sandcastle	0		
3128	marshmallow	0		
3129	adequate half-sized roasted marshmallow	2	good	
3130	cyan disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	bite-sized decent pulsating tin cup of mulligan stew	1	good	
3132	shaking frightening flamin' bindle of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20
3133	auspicious hardened freezin' bindle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Item Drop: +10
3134	wool strapping stinkin' bindle	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Resistance: +1
3135	twirling bouncing green sizzling bindle of the sewer	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25
3136	personal trainer's savvy sleazy bindle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3137	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3138	educational Hodgman's whackin' stick	0		Experience: +1
3139	shaking sharpshooter's Hodgman's imaginary hamster of the early riser	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Adventures: +7
3140	soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	pulsating blurry panhandle panhandling hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	MacGyver's cup of infinite pencils	0		Maximum MP: +100, Damage Aura: 1
3143	scandalous Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5
3144	a torn paper strip	0		
3145	El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	twirling green El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	lime green El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	fuchsia El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	cyan El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	wobbly El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	skewed El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	wet tumbling warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 30
3160	super-corrupted deionized humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 47
3161	polarized moist El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 34
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	narrow El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	yellow El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	pulsating broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	shaking purple augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	diffused squat mirror seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 68
3169	yummy turtle soup	3	awesome	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	blinking evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	bouncing evil paper umbrella of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
3173	quantum galvanized wobbly evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 20
3174	small decent evil boring spaghetti	2	good	
3175	adequate mirror evil noodles	3	good	
3176	jumbo decent evil noodles	5	good	
3177	yummy miniature blue evil painful penne pasta	2	awesome	
3178	decent 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	4	good	
3179	flavorless shaking teal evil ravioli della hippy	3	decent	
3180	bland super-sized evil noodles	5	decent	
3181	activated Vulcanized mirror evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 40
3182	tarnished triple-diffused evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 29
3183	adjusted evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 36
3184	adjusted evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 51
3185	quadruple-modified extra-cold-filtered purple blurry evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 67
3186	ionized anodized huge evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 20
3187	pickled dry huge evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 26
3188	tolerable practically non-alcoholic blinking an evil sump'm sump'm	1	good	
3189	tolerable special evil ducha de oro	3	good	Effect: "Net Tea", Effect Duration: 35
3190	triple-distilled perfectly mixed squat evil horizontal tango	9	EPIC	
3191	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed evil roll in the hay	9	EPIC	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	purple upside-down ghostly origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	asbestos-lined origami pasties	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	aromatic sizzling hardened origami riding crop	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	lump of coal	0		
3200	lump of diamond	0		
3201	thick padded envelope	0		
3202	narrow ribald studded beefy KoL Con IV Pole	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	upside-down dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	tumbling dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	blinking dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	tumbling dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	notbig laminated card	0		
3211	huge unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	dwarvish document	0		
3213	dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	bouncing narrow El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	horrifying glowstick of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	pulsating sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	jittery hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	green narrow gator skin	0		
3222	wool mansplainer's gatorskin umbrella	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +1
3223	lime green sewer nuggets	0		
3224	jittery sewer wad	0		
3225	acceptable special bottle of sewage schnapps	4	good	Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 30
3226	aged bottle of Ooze-O	3	awesome	
3227	bland C.H.U.M. chum	3	decent	
3228	delicious wobbly unfortunate dumplings	3	awesome	
3229	huge decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	liquefied oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Pisces in the Skyces", Effect Duration: 11
3231	teal bouncing Newton's tattered paper crown	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	stale vanilla-frosted king cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	maroon inflatable duck	0		
3234	teal water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	spinning Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	blinking Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	upside-down Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	twirling wobbly Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	skewed mirror scandalous grievous Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	jittery chilly Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat of horror	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	cyan asbestos-lined sage Ol' Scratch's ash can of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	pink plastic baby of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	fuchsia fireproof Frosty's silk hat of the boozehound	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	Usain Bolt's Frosty's carrot of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	hale brawny cool Frosty's nailbat	0		Moxie: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	jittery scorching sage Oscus's pelt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	prompt stanky thinker's Wand of Oscus	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	upside-down Oscus's dumpster waders of the scaredy-cat of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +60, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	greedy Zombo's skullcap of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	blurry narrow prompt auspicious Zombo's shield of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	aromatic careful Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	frightening Samson's Chester's moustache of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	narrow Van der Graaf supercharged Chester's bag of candy	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	blue toasty experienced Chester's cutoffs	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	jittery candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	mirror bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	galvanized extra-frozen huge jittery handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 57
3269	anodized double-polymerized lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 54
3270	irradiated ionized shaking handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Swordholder", Effect Duration: 11
3271	narrow avaricious crotchety pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	Lo Pan's Saccharine Maple pendant	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	vibrating willowy bonnet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	twirling black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	studded belt of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	yellow personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	gray personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	weightlifter's stick-on eyebrow piercing	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	low-calorie toothsome salad	1	awesome	
3284	thinker's C.H.U.M. lantern of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: 30
3285	hale C.H.U.M. knife	0		Maximum HP: +20
3286	healthy Frosty's snowball sack	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	blue scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	blurry abandoned candy	0		
3291	wobbly upside-down secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	cyan adorable seal larva	0		
3293	skewed untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	huge unusual disco ball	0		
3297	yellow stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	upside-down blurry farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	skewed Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	upside-down The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	sealskin drum of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	washboard shield of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	twirling slick spaghetti-box banjo	0		Moxie: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	Annie Oakley's marinara jug	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	red makeshift castanets of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	pulsating inspector's left-handed melodica	0		Item Drop: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	powdered epic wad	1	EPIC	Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 35
3317	bottlecap of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3318	hale corncob pipe	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip
3319	up-at-dawn Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3320	huge wool frayed rope belt	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3321	olive packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	ribald flame-wreathed mayfly bait necklace	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	tumbling Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	olive Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	watered-down lousy jar of fermented pickle juice	2	decent	
3326	boiled fuchsia huge voodoo snuff	1	EPIC	
3327	spoiled mirror upside-down extra-greasy slider	3	crappy	
3328	cool crumpled felt fedora of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	Usain Bolt's executive battered top-hat	0		Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	tumbling chilly lion tamer's shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	wool groovy mostly rat-hide leggings	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	up-at-dawn beefy hobo dungarees	0		Muscle: +10, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	knitted thinker's patched suit-pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	blue hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	yellow dead guy's memento of the cougar of James Dean	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	delicious miniature yellow banquet	2	awesome	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	squat very caltrop	0		
3341	ghostly The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	hobo monkey	0		
3343	bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	maroon comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	tolerable Ralph IX cognac	4	good	
3351	blinking llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	nitrogenated llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	diet adequate mirror banana-frosted king cake	1	good	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	brown plastic baby of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	skewed plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	blinking stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	skewed yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	half-sized normal huge mole molé	2	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	artisanal Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	chilled pulsating Climate Colada	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	enhanced concentrated triple-dry digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	denatured upside-down glimmering roc feather	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	altered blinking glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	distilled yellow glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	boiled glimmering buzzard feather	1		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	altered green glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	mixed blinking glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	twirling house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	blurry Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	red Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	electrified stylish Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	0		Moxie: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3381	dance instructor's Ol' Scratch's stove door	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Thorns: 1
3382	slick Ol' Scratch's manacles of the cougar of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: 30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
3383	prompt Sherlock's extremely unsafe Chester's sunglasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
3384	groovy beefy Chester's muscle shirt	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
3385	tumbling sage cool Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
3386	Samson's Zombo's shoulder blade of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +25
3387	censurious strapping Zombo's skull ring	0		Muscle: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
3388	bouncing Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	rosewater-soaked brainy Frosty's arm	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +3
3390	spinning nasty banded deadly Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +5
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	resourceful Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Maximum MP: +50, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	extremely unsafe Oscus's flypaper pants of incineration	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	bouncing quilted Hodgman's porkpie hat of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	jittery red medical-grade Hodgman's lobsterskin pants of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	wobbly scorching Fonzie's Hodgman's bow tie	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip
3398	hand-crafted pulsating Hodgman's blanket	3	EPIC	
3399	tolerable skewed jar of squeeze	4	good	
3400	yummy bowl of fishysoisse	3	awesome	
3401	boiled nitrogenated Vulcanized squat deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 58
3402	polarized non-dry polarized concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 12
3403	spinning lewd playing card	0		
3404	up-at-dawn foul-smelling Lo Pan's deck of lewd playing cards	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +5
3405	narrow razor-sharp Hodgman's sock	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
3406	beefy Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Muscle: +10
3407	squat lime green zippy Hodgman's almanac	0		Initiative: +20
3408	beefcake's Hodgman's harmonica	0		Muscle: +25
3409	spinning censurious Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3410	flame-retardant Hodgman's detector	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3411	shellacked Hodgman's cane	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3412	yellow Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	upside-down Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	ionized sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 47
3423	adjusted skewed frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Jalapeño Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 62
3424	vacuum-sealed galvanized fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60
3425	non-ionized skewed garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 29
3426	diffused improved twirling strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 24
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	nitrogenated unsweetened Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 12
3430	bindle of joy	0		
3431	cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	bouncing mirror cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	spice melange	0		
3434	wobbly rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	jittery olive vibrating stirring stick of the businessman	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
3436	fireproof smartaleck's beefy Staff of the Teapot Tempest	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3
3437	lime green groovy weightlifter's Staff of the Black Kettle of the storm	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40
3438	spinning shaking Annie Oakley's boxer's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	vaporized prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	yellow nasty club of the five seasons	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	tumbling gravedigger's rainbow crossbow	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	upside-down huge kitten	0		
3444	Newton's webbed comic mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	wobbly careful six-rainbow shield of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	wobbly cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	twirling twirling cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	upside-down cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	red cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	trusty torch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	Junior Adventurer's merit badge of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
3458	chilled STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 60
3459	lousy tumbling white-label gin	4	decent	
3460	normal immense red tin rations	9	good	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	huge terrible poem	0		
3463	tolerable gray bottle of sake	4	good	
3464	shellacked round pebble	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3465	gigantic moldy Bash-Ōs cereal	7	crappy	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	teal prompt hardy haiku katana of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	executive plastic baby	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	low-calorie stale blueberry-frosted king cake	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	spinning damp boot	0		
3472	tumbling fireproof double-paned Seasonal Beret of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	vacuum-sealed polarized oxidized cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 40
3475	quadruple-dry jittery blackberry polite	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 11
3476	vacuum-sealed plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 42
3477	modified anodized pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 39
3478	quadruple-ionized peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Cat Class, Cat Style", Effect Duration: 27
3479	balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	spot	0		
3481	uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	polarized gray glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 60
3486	dull fish scale	0		
3487	red rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	stale shaking beefy fish meat	4	decent	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	decent glistening fish meat	3	good	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	snack-sized spoiled shaking purple slick fish meat	2	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	banded savvy fish scimitar	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100
3493	yellow squat sizzling chaotic fish stick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
3494	flame-retardant Tesla fish bazooka	0		Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3495	anodized cyan sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 24
3496	concentrated flattened cyan bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 50
3497	smooth bottle of Pete's Sake	3	awesome	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	upside-down witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	adequate skewed fuchsia canapés	3	good	
3502	powdered thermos of brew	1	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	acceptable weak jittery mirror glass of brandy	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	French slippers	0		
3505	cool LWA ring	0		Moxie: +5
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	pulsating twirling fortified scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	purple scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	yellow scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	bouncing scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	horrifying hale ganger bandana	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	olive eel skin	0		
3517	bouncing shaking careful eelskin hat	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	eelskin pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	maroon extremely unsafe eelskin shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	shark tooth	0		
3521	resourceful shark tooth necklace of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
3522	skewed perfumed scandalous shark jumper	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
3523	ionized shark cartilage	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 30
3524	electrified vacuum-sealed eel battery	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 30
3525	concentrated twirling temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 41
3526	stylish scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Moxie: +25, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	mirror mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	bouncing cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	lime green plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	skewed plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	huge plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	fireproof depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	wicked Da Vinci's depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt of Tarzan of extreme caution	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	foul-smelling experienced depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	family-friendly electrified depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	mirror mirror avaricious hardy depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	dangerous depleted Grimacite astrolabe of Gandalf	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	blue coward's careful KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Monster Level: -30, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	mirror Sherlock's propeller beanie	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	prompt lightning-fast straw hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	bouncing Sherlock's asbestos-lined Rosewater's octopus's spade	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25
3553	tumbling spinning soggy seed packet	0		
3554	glob of slime	0		
3555	snack-sized stale spinning sea carrot	2	decent	
3556	rotten sea cucumber	4	crappy	
3557	small adequate sea avocado	2	good	
3558	decent bite-sized purple sea lychee	1	good	
3559	thick moldy squat sea tangelo	5	crappy	
3560	decent sea honeydew	3	good	
3561	boiled green pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Bastard!", Effect Duration: 31
3562	non-cold-filtered modified narrow pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 31
3563	moist pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 41
3564	acceptable practically non-alcoholic berry-infused sake	1	good	
3565	smooth citrus-infused sake	3	awesome	
3566	bad red spinning melon-infused sake	4	decent	
3567	gray slab of sponge	0		
3568	Van der Graaf rosy-cheeked sponge helmet of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	wobbly wool Jack Frost's spongy shield of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1
3570	up-at-dawn Jeselnik's square sponge pants of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	ghostly baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	squat six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	huge sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	small moldy rice	2	crappy	
3584	flavorless massive bouncing irradiated candy cane	9	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	spoiled small shaking gingerbread mutant bugbear	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	acceptable special narrow oozenog	3	good	Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	aerosolized sugar plum	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	enhanced huge sugar banana	0		Effect: "Egg Burps", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	corrupted unsweetened extra-aerosolized twirling sugar lime	0		Effect: "Perception", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	ionized diffused sugar cherry	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	ribald energetic Mer-kin hookspear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Drops Meat
3592	spinning Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	mirror ghostly Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	super-improved tarnished fuchsia Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 56
3596	blue blinking imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	blurry imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	pulsating miser's wicked supercool moist sailor's cap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	sizzling therapeutic speargun	0		Hot Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3601	compass of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	friendly diving helmet of extreme caution of horror	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	jittery double-paned Annie Oakley's vibrating aerated diving helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	imitation whetstone	0		
3611	adjusted magnetized sea grease	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 65
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	electrified anodized unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	ghostly jittery The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	skewed wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	careful parasitic claw	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	parasitic tentacles of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	Sherlock's parasitic headgnawer	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	sizzling parasitic strangleworm	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	upside-down pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	chilled Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	ghostly narrow radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	Annie Oakley's curative elven socks	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	jittery Sherlock's studded elven gloves	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	sinister festive holiday hat of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	therapeutic dance instructor's patent shoes	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	frightening gray bow tie of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	prompt knitted penguin thesaurus	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	decent blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	good	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	seaweed	0		
3641	jamfish jam	0		
3642	dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	sinister depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	tolerable squat canteen of wine	3	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	stale blurry elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	blinking squat map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	miniature stale toast with jam	2	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	triple-distilled acceptable shaking elven moonshine	8	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	bland knuckle sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	wobbly avaricious extremely unsafe psycho sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	upside-down fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	squat boxer's plastic Mob Penguin	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	miser's plastic mutant elf	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	family-friendly plastic fat stack of cash	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	brainy plastic strand of DNA	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	frightening plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	pulsating reassuring Putty mitre	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	Annie Oakley's Putty leotard of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	pulsating Putty ball of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	fuchsia crafty fortified Putty snake of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	skewed shaking up-at-dawn inspector's glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	0		Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	blurry glow-in-the-dark dart gun of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	medical-grade glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	bouncing Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	decent can of franks 'n' beans	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	watered-down perfectly mixed bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	narrow throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	green Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	twirling quilted diving muff	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
3678	enchanted delicious cyan salinated mint julep	3	awesome	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 45
3679	ink bladder	0		
3680	esca	0		
3681	bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	lime green globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	flavorless tempura carrot	3	decent	
3685	moldy massive tempura cucumber	10	crappy	
3686	spoiled low-calorie teal tempura avocado	1	crappy	
3687	rotten yellow jittery sea broccoli	3	crappy	
3688	bland immense sea cauliflower	9	decent	
3689	decent fancy tempura broccoli	3	good	Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 35
3690	immense adequate tempura cauliflower	9	good	
3691	diet tasty sea blueberry	1	awesome	
3692	massive spoiled sea persimmon	10	crappy	
3693	ionized magnetized twirling pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 11
3694	extra-chilled anodized jittery pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 20
3695	narrow rosy-cheeked Mer-kin digpick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
3696	purple anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	mirror valve wheel	0		
3704	wobbly waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	spinning prompt lightning-fast quilted velcro broadsword	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3
3706	teal greedy padded velcro paddle ball of incineration	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
3707	knitted nasty smooth velcro shield	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3
3708	lime green toasty sinister Da Vinci's velcro boots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
3709	fireproof non-stick pugil stick of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
3710	ribald steel-toed supercool teflon spatula	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Sleaze Damage: +10
3711	sizzling crafty groovy teflon shield	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +10
3712	wobbly asbestos-lined experienced teflon swim fins of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3713	ghostly upside-down nippy resourceful 7-inch discus	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +10
3714	auspicious gravedigger's strapping PVC staff	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10
3715	blinking narrow censurious supercharged thinker's vinyl shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3716	arcane researcher's vinyl boots of the storm of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
3717	tumbling green decaying oar	0		
3718	fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	tarnished ring	0		
3723	bouncing tarnished rod	0		
3724	tumbling brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	mirror foggy glass globe	0		
3726	skewed cyan possessed tomato	0		
3727	gray Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	wobbly pile of coins	0		
3729	narrow hand grenegg	0		
3730	caret	0		
3731	weightlifter's glass gnoll eye	0		Muscle: +15
3732	boiled pulsating tumbling cigar butt	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 30
3733	huge family-friendly manly bloomers of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	manspreader's occult handwarmer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
3737	lightning-fast lighter of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +40
3738	decent bouncing packet of beer nuts	3	good	
3739	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	spectral jelly	0		
3742	polarized corrupted olive skewed jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 19
3743	huge narrow unstable quark	0		
3744	software glitch	0		
3745	fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	pulsating vampire pearl	0		
3747	mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	liquefied squat blue concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 18
3750	deadly vampire pearl earring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
3751	bland special huge chocolate chip brownies	4	decent	Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 35
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	super-concentrated colloidal blue love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	irradiated blinking love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	ionized love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	magnetized boiled love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	moist pulsating love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	double-altered pressed bouncing upside-down love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	unsweetened breath mint	0		Effect: "Lifted Spirits", Effect Duration: 53
3761	lard-coated vampire pearl ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3762	huge tumbling personal trainer's vampire pearl necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
3763	bad slug of vodka	4	decent	
3764	fortified perfectly mixed slug of rum	5	EPIC	
3765	lousy squat slug of shochu	4	decent	
3766	perfectly mixed screwdiver	4	EPIC	
3767	weak lousy dew yoana lei	2	decent	
3768	enchanted hand-crafted lychee chuhai	3	EPIC	Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 30
3769	bad weak twirling salacious screwdiver	2	decent	
3770	tolerable dew yoana salacious lei	4	good	
3771	aged red salacious lychee chuhai	4	awesome	
3772	tolerable boozy narrow Alewife&trade; Ale	5	good	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	bouncing map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	pink pinkslip slip of Calamity Jane of terror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	red rosy-cheeked sea salt scrubs of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3778	maroon tumbling dangerous amber aviator shades of Gandalf of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
3779	pickled activated hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 67
3780	ribald coward's grievous nurse's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	tumbling blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	compressed huge blinking bottle of melodramamine	1		
3783	powdered bouncing mirror bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	spinning paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	teal Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	shaking aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	squat purple crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	Jeselnik's scorching Mer-kin roundshield of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
3804	Jack Frost's Mer-kin breastplate of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3805	blinking fortified stylish Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Absorption: +60, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	jittery Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	super-improved moist aerosolized Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Rootin' Around", Effect Duration: 51
3808	upside-down red Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	blurry lime green Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	fancy tasty mirror chocolate-frosted king cake	3	awesome	Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	pulsating teal lightning-fast plastic baby	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	midget clownfish	0		
3816	half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	tiny tasty squat sea radish	1	awesome	
3818	hale wholesome cool halibut	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	horrifying water-polo mitt	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
3821	flattened flattened mirror syringe	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 16
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	non-polarized wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 53
3824	red Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	bouncing plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	jittery Grandma's Map	0		
3829	decent tempura radish	4	good	
3830	blurry water-polo cap of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	drinkable huge Typical Tavern swill	4	good	
3832	weak mediocre green upside-down tropical swill	2	decent	
3833	mediocre blinking shaking fruity girl swill	4	decent	
3834	lousy irresponsibly strong blended swill	9	decent	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	wobbly knitted chaotic stylish Elvish sunglasses of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	personal trainer's anniversary safety glass vest	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
3838	anniversary burlap belt of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3839	narrow auspicious anniversary balsa wood socks	0		Item Drop: +10
3840	narrow anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	anniversary pewter cape of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
3842	nippy out-of-tune biwa	0		Cold Damage: +10
3843	aromatic dented harmonica	0		Stench Resistance: +1
3844	ghostly mansplainer's padded magic whistle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +15
3845	zippy plastic blowgun	0		Initiative: +20
3846	therapeutic padded Samson's jungle drum	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
3847	blue gravedigger's hippy bongo	0		Spooky Damage: +10
3848	MacGyver's knob bugle	0		Maximum MP: +100
3849	smelly rock-hard 4-dimensional guitar	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3850	skewed bouncing Da Vinci's boxing glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
3851	stanky Samson's beefcake's boxing glove on a spring	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25
3852	Sherlock's supercharged half-sized guitar	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25
3853	Tesla bass drum of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
3854	pixel boomerang of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
3855	twirling dog trainer's brawny world's smallest violin of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +100
3856	perfumed strapping ocarina of space of the glutton	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100
3857	a butt tuba of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3858	bone flute of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3859	family-friendly infernal fife	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
3860	sage charming flute	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
3861	leaf of grass	0		
3862	MacGyver's thinker's grass whistle	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +100
3863	plastic guitar of chilblains of terror	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3864	mirror finger cymbals of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3865	ghostly hardened kettle drum of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Initiative: +100
3866	fuchsia huge fireproof stiffened double-barreled sling	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Resistance: +3
3867	huge bouncing resourceful magilaser blastercannon of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +50
3868	scorching hanky&#363; of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	red quilted ultimate ultimate frisbee of the empath	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +5
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	huge reassuring quilted office-supply crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1
3872	sizzling pocket theremin	0		Hot Damage: +10
3873	healthy supercool rave whistle	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	hellseal brain	0		
3877	mirror tumbling burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	blinking hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	purple hellseal disguise	0		
3881	Jack Frost's deadly fouet de tortue-dressage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	fuchsia encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	electrified unsweetened spinning vial of slime	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 41
3886	corrupted polarized fuchsia vial of slime	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 52
3887	activated narrow vial of slime	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 45
3888	frozen unsweetened quantum red vial of slime	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 46
3889	altered anodized chilled blue vial of slime	0		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 25
3890	modified improved tumbling vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 58
3891	warmed ionized vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 22
3892	chilled vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 13
3893	pickled blinking shaking vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69
3894	double-unsweetened diffused vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 11
3895	improved cyan vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 50
3896	flattened improved ghostly ghostly vial of slime	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 21
3897	improved pressed vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 22
3898	bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	skewed seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	huge red figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	fuchsia figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	spinning wobbly figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	skewed gray figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	skewed figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	acceptable shaking blended swill with a fly in it	3	good	
3914	narrow turtle wax	0		
3915	crafty turtle wax shield	0		Maximum MP: +10
3916	inspector's turtle wax helmet	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	shaking turtle wax greaves of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	arcane researcher's meat shield	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3919	turtlemail bits	0		
3920	censurious turtlemail coif of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	turtlemail breeches of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	blue twirling rosewater-soaked resourceful turtlemail hauberk	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	hardened strapping spiky turtle helmet	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	lard-coated spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	scorching resourceful spiky turtle shield	0		Maximum MP: +50, Hot Damage: +25
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	syncopated turtle	0		
3929	grinning turtle	0		
3930	adjusted irradiated blue tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 32
3931	purple skewed Annie Oakley's severed flipper of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	twirling ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	bouncing bad-ass club of wisdom of incineration	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	cold-filtered ionized hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 65
3936	extra-anodized quadruple-frozen scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Full of Wist", Effect Duration: 63
3937	tarnished double-colloidal twirling fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 18
3938	nasty club of corruption	0		Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	occult corrupt club of corruption	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	corrupt club of corrupt corruption of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	Samson's brawny evil-ass club of the cheetah	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	friendly hale rosy-cheeked nasty-ass club	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	jittery Temple Grandin's infernal toilet brush of the cheetah	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	Socratic shadowy seal eye of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	Oprah's oyster egg balloon	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
3946	jittery Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	wobbly Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	Meat	0		
3949	treasure chest	0		
3950	spinning key	0		
3951	squat Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	mink	0		
3954	teddy butler	0		
3955	martini	0		
3956	cyan crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	dance instructor's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip
3959	wool garish pinky ring	0		Cold Resistance: +1
3960	tumbling grievous designer sunglasses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
3961	opera glasses of doom of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100
3962	designer handbag	0		
3963	cyan Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	cold-filtered cold-filtered gray cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 59
3966	greasy scandalous wicked hot-ass club	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	blurry friendly MacGyver's Newton's frigid-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	Annie Oakley's hardened Socratic creepy-ass club	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	concentrated shaking sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 57
3970	blinking coward's savvy Abyssal ember	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	ionized ionized maroon frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 50
3972	fuchsia Samson's seal spine of James Dean	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	ionized jittery seal lube	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 54
3974	huge careful mannequin leg of bravery	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	twirling pulsating arcane researcher's Sinatra's padded tortoise	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
3976	up-at-dawn Newton's tortoboggan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3977	upside-down painted turtle	0		
3978	reassuring Lo Pan's painted shield	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
3979	skewed sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	wobbly shell	0		
3981	torquoise	0		
3982	ribald sage torquoise ring	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3983	dueling turtle	0		
3984	teal extremely unsafe Socratic dueling banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100
3985	red soup turtle	0		
3986	samurai turtle	0		
3987	bouncing jittery resourceful samurai turtle helmet of the sewer	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	blurry turtle shell	0		
3989	turtle shell powder	0		
3990	green sage turtle shell helmet	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	skewed slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	skewed slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	wobbly dolphin whistle	0		
3998	squat maroon metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	narrow string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	dried agua de vida	1	crappy	Effect: "Aided and Abetted", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	skewed Van der Graaf hardened tortoboggan shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4003	bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	fuchsia therapeutic soup-chucks	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
4005	cold-filtered spinning ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 56
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	jittery memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	spinning memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	skewed memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	wobbly scandalous greaves	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	piece of rebar of Leguizamo of temperance	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5
4021	prompt hardy shovel of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3
4022	manspreader's necklace of the cougar of the sewer	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10, Stench Damage: +25
4023	ghostly nippy grievous speargun of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
4024	scorching compass of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Hot Damage: +25
4025	flame-wreathed Van der Graaf Newton's helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	fortified cool lantern of chilblains	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Cold Damage: +25
4027	skewed flame-retardant flame-wreathed greaves of the detective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	crafty razor-sharp dance instructor's club	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10
4029	blinking memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	maroon memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	squat memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	tumbling memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	super-sized delicious slimy sweetbreads	5	awesome	
4038	distilled enchanted bad slimy fermented bile bladder	5	decent	Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 40
4039	dried mirror slimy alveolus	1		
4040	jittery memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	upside-down Jeselnik's pig-iron helm of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	Usain Bolt's pig-iron shinguards of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +80, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	shaking healthy pig-iron bracers of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	skewed wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	tumbling wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	Oprah's wumpus-hair whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	executive deadly wumpus-hair wig of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	tumbling shellacked hardened wumpus-hair loincloth of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	supercool wumpus-hair sweater of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	tumbling ribald ring of teleportation	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
4052	glass of baboon milk	1	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	mediocre White Hyborian	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	wizardly goblin hunting spear	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	tumbling miser's supercharged goblin autoblowgun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	manspreader's tribal beads	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	ghostly shellacked thinker's stone fist	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	wholesome stone head	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	wobbly Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	ghostly Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	squat Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	shaking 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	upside-down upside-down multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	supercharged villainous scythe of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	asbestos-lined banded baneful bandolier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	ghostly crafty Socratic diabolical crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	wobbly Rosewater's malevolent medallion of the early riser	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	narrow inspector's smooth corrosive cowl	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +15, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	Herculean experienced grisly shield	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Muscle): +1, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	ghostly ghostly curative shellacked corroded breeches	0		Damage Reduction: 7, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	bouncing frightening arcane researcher's pernicious cudgel	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	spoiled huge cupcake-in-a-cup	4	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	huge rotten protein paste	6	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	twirling fortified forbidden cyber-mattock	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	wet neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	Vulcanized triple-enhanced fuchsia physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	pulsating slimy cyst	0		
4092	upside-down huge small slimy cyst	0		
4093	cyan medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	Sinatra's peawee marble	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
4096	occult brown crock marble	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
4097	squat sharpshooter's China marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4098	studded lemonade marble	0		Damage Absorption: +80
4099	Da Vinci's bumblebee marble	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
4100	careful jet bennie marble	0		Monster Level: -10
4101	wicked cool beige clambroth marble	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +5
4102	red medical-grade steely marble	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4103	yellow Samson's Herculean beach ball marble of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 9
4104	upside-down experienced catseye marble	0		Experience: +2
4105	chaotic bumboozer marble	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4106	purple Rosewater's chamoisole	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
4107	activated oxidized shaking bitter pill	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 30
4108	tumbling family-friendly monstrous monocle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	clever beefy musty moccasins	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	educational molten medallion of the businessman	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	therapeutic brazen bracelet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	bouncing maroon studded extremely unsafe bitter bowtie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	upside-down smartaleck's bewitching boots	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	jittery secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	jittery blinking moist sack	0		
4116	toasty sage rickety unicycle of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
4117	squat prompt horrifying smooth crusty hula hoop	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4118	fireproof medical-grade wholesome Coily&trade;	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4119	green executive steel-toed sage school flying disc	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Meat Drop: +40
4120	Temple Grandin's cool lawn dart of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +60
4121	rosewater-soaked slick wagon of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +3
4122	wobbly wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	ghostly zippy resourceful crown-shaped beanie of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	tumbling red horrifying veiny hopping socks of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
4125	family-friendly poodle skirt of the pedagogue of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	reassuring knitted letterman's jacket of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7
4127	greedy hardened fortified hardened slime hat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	upside-down coward's groovy hardened slime pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	greedy ruddy beefcake's hardened slime belt	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
4130	skewed empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	compressed upside-down boot plant	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	smooth sham champagne	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	cold-filtered tempura air	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 59
4134	extra-aerosolized super-moist pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 29
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	ghostly gravedigger's scorching Bag o' Tricks of the blizzard of incineration	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	bouncing slime stack	0		
4138	squat a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	spinning a creased paper strip	0		
4140	wobbly a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	spinning a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	green lion tamer's funny paper hat	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	ionized activated blurry cyan sand	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 67
4147	wholesome slick charged magnet	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	squat stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	squat quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	colloidal bouncing dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	modified polymerized Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 44
4153	rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	fuchsia live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	cyan wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	narrow gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	gray ghostly rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	acceptable pebblebr&auml;u	3	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	flavorless jumbo shaking rocky road ice cream	5	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	lime green extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	energized shaking green children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 60
4164	boiled anodized blinking Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 49
4165	perfumed brainy Staff of the Soupbone of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Food Drop: +100
4166	narrow flame-retardant Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	ghostly stanky Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	chilly Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
4169	wobbly 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	red double-paned rock helmet	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	gray quilted rock pants	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	manspreader's rock necklace	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	huge sugar shotgun of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	steel-toed sugar shillelagh	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	ghostly quilted sugar shank	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	Newton's weightlifter's sugar chapeau of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	Socratic sugar shorts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	double-paned slime convention pin	0		Cold Resistance: +5
4188	fuchsia slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	bouncing inverse geode	0		
4190	lime green control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	hale sugar shirt	0		Maximum HP: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	squat sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	horrifying rave visor	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	hardened baggy rave pants	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	bouncing flame-retardant pacifier necklace	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	blurry sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	censurious resourceful sea cowboy hat of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	grouper fangirl	0		
4201	wobbly gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	beefcake's brand new key of the early riser	0		Muscle: +25, Adventures: +7
4207	Jeselnik's dorsal fin	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
4208	skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	roller skate decoy	0		
4211	ghostly mermaid's purse	0		
4212	underwater slingshot	0		
4213	greedy ribald skate blade	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
4214	squat spangly unitard	0		
4215	Jim Carey's collapsible baton of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	tumbling jittery groupie bra	0		
4218	ionized groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 13
4219	Lo Pan's baleful skate board	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30
4220	olive S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	cyan savvy yield shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	fuchsia map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	blurry squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	maroon unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	roller skate doll	0		
4226	shaking manspreader's Star of Bravery	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
4227	hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	bouncing cyan perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	spinning fuchsia bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	green scandalous pat&eacute; knife	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
4235	salt-shaker	0		
4236	wobbly can of sterno	0		
4237	Van der Graaf cheese-slicer	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4238	tasty tiny blurry fuchsia beef jerky	1	awesome	
4239	stiffened pipe wrench	0		Damage Reduction: 1
4240	adjusted improved purple gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 50
4241	sleep mask of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	upside-down sock garters of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip
4243	polarized quantum spinning mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 37
4244	sharpshooter's leather-bound tome	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4245	bouncing bouncing bookmark	0		
4246	upside-down shaking brawny ivory cue ball	0		Muscle Percent: +20
4247	distilled artisanal spinning decanter of fine Scotch	5	EPIC	
4248	diluted fuchsia expensive cigar	1		
4249	tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	skewed fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	wet vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 49
4253	quantum quadruple-galvanized wobbly mirror potion of speed	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 24
4254	bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	wet double-altered sap	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	spoiled chocolate-covered scarab beetle	3	crappy	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	tolerable mulled cider	4	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	skewed wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	blue Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	jittery rock-hard bark boxers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	Jeselnik's bark beret	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	spinning lion tamer's bark bracelet	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
4267	rosewater-soaked Krakrox's Loincloth of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	Galapagosian Cuisses of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	mirror aromatic Angelhair Culottes of the detective	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	double-paned educational Newman's Own Trousers	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	red cool Volartta's bellbottoms of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	wobbly upside-down auspicious Lederhosen of the Night of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	non-quantum blue ribbon candy	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's resourceful Underworld truncheon	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	purple twirling avaricious frosty Staff of the Woodfire of courage	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	blurry mirror tumbling deadly slick Underworld flail of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	ghostly Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	green mansplainer's razor-sharp Mer-kin bunwig	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	jittery crafty energetic crappy Mer-kin mask of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	wicked Samson's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	jittery blue tumbling inspector's Mer-kin gladiator mask of Leguizamo of courage	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	inspector's brawny Mer-kin scholar mask of the sewer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	gray frightening supercool Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the pedagogue of incineration of bravery	0		Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	gravedigger's smartaleck's Mer-kin headguard of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	squat Mer-kin waistrope of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
4290	upside-down frosty forbidden Socratic Mer-kin facecowl	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10
4291	narrow pulsating smartaleck's Mer-kin thighguard	0		Moxie Percent: +30
4292	electrified rosy-cheeked baleful Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	twirling cyan Jim Carey's baleful thinker's Mer-kin dragnet	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	skewed nasty fortified Mer-kin switchblade of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	fuchsia huge crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	upside-down flame-wreathed Tesla boxer's Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	bouncing resourceful stylish weightlifter's Brand of Violence	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	yellow wicked Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of the scaredy-cat of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage: +5, Monster Level: -40, Single Equip
4300	fuchsia frightening Jim Carey's arcane researcher's Lens of Violence	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	smelly MacGyver's hale Pigsticker of Violence	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10
4302	rosewater-soaked Jodhpurs of Violence of the scaredy-cat of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	huge nippy deadly groovy Cold Stone of Hatred	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	jittery quilted grievous stylish Girdle of Hatred	0		Moxie: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	bouncing dog trainer's Lo Pan's Staff of Simmering Hatred of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1
4306	blue upside-down wool Samson's Pantaloons of Hatred of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	avaricious Oprah's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
4308	fireproof chaotic cool Lens of Hatred	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	narrow foul-smelling studded Treads of Loathing of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	reassuring hale educational Scepter of Loathing	0		Experience: +1, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Cloathing
4311	avaricious family-friendly educational Belt of Loathing	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	censurious mansplainer's Goggles of Loathing of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	blue experienced Stick-Knife of Loathing of the brazier	0		Experience: +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Cloathing
4314	purple smartaleck's Jeans of Loathing of extreme caution of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +60, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	cyan Annual Ascot of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
4316	wicked Rosewater's Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr of dire peril	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	lightning-fast sage weightlifter's Flail of the Seven Aspects	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	rosewater-soaked chilly Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of Flo-Jo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +100, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	red horrifying energetic Windsor Pan of the Source of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	prompt sage slick Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	lard-coated ruddy Da Vinci's The Trickster's Trikitixa of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	nippy healthy Claw of the Infernal Seal of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	Temple Grandin's wicked Garter of the Turtle Poacher of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	up-at-dawn Lo Pan's Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	inspector's foul-smelling Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: 35, Item Drop: +15, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	green energetic boxer's Bling of the New Wave of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	blinking Sherlock's knitted cool La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	mirror spinning suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	bland shaking cyan candy kneecapping stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	spoiled small licorice garrote	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	candy knuckles of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	fancy normal skewed jawbruiser	3	good	Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized fuchsia chocolate car	0		Effect: "Chow Downed", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	sharpshooter's plastic 11 Dealer	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	twirling pulsating plastic Crimbo Casino of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	lime green plastic stocking mimic of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	smartaleck's plastic Don Crimbo	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	wobbly plastic Crimbomination of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	frozen dry lime green Piddles	0		Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	moist magnetized BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	modified activated ghostly squat Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	shaking mirror string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	gray snow hat of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	snow pants of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	Socratic snow belly	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	blurry huge pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	squat Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	lime green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	blinking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	pulsating A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	flavorless blurry expired can of franks 'n' beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	watered-down tolerable shaking expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	pickled galvanized elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Ooh, Salty!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	special yummy tumbling penguin focaccia bread	4	awesome	Effect: "Sizzling with Fury", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	high-proof bad ghostly herringcello	8	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	tolerable elven cellocello	3	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	huge elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	wobbly spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	blinking pulsating Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	electrified throwing wrench	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	blinking padded pair of bolt cutters	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	horrifying poison pen	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	ghostly speed limit shield of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	hardy live wire of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	twirling Sherlock's sharpshooter's misfit dolly	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	yellow baleful smartaleck's misfit hobby horse	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	rosy-cheeked boxer's misfit teddy bear	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	huge crafty pocketwatch on a chain of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	pulsating resourceful Newton's cement sandals	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	inspector's extremely unsafe night-vision goggles	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	twirling peanut brittle shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	Red Rover BB gun of the ox of the brazier	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	wobbly sage red-and-green sweater	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	bouncing Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	altered ionized maroon Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	cold-filtered chilled purple Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	flattened Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	stiffened cheese sword	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	hardy cheese diaper	0		Maximum HP: +50, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	friendly cheese wheel	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	cheese eye of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	lard-coated hardy Staff of Queso Escusado of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	tumbling foreign box	0		
4406	ghostly mirror The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	mirror Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	yellow The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	toothsome quantum taco	0	???	Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic teal Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	mirror blinking family-friendly sealhide hood	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	olive toasty sealhide leggings	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	skewed razor-sharp sealhide cloak	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
4418	teal banded sealhide buckler	0		Damage Absorption: +100
4419	squat inspector's sealhide whip	0		Item Drop: +15
4420	teal fortified sealhide moccasins	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
4421	supercool sealhide gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +20
4422	sealhide belt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	tumbling puzzling trophy	0		
4425	polymerized tarnished red tumbling sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 48
4426	ghostly hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	occult glowstick on a string	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Raveosity: +1
4429	supercool candy necklace	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	narrow dance instructor's teddybear backpack	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	magnetized unsweetened wobbly invisibility potion	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	irradiated colloidal irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	warmed enhanced vacuum-sealed irritability potion	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	hellseal claw	0		
4440	skewed experienced guard turtle shell	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	narrow savvy crowbar	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4442	spaghetti cult rosary of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
4443	pulsating spaghetti cult mask of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	friendly spangly mariachi pants	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	pulsating lard-coated clever spangly mariachi vest	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4447	hale spangly sombrero	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	diluted olive upside-down Instant Karma	1	good	Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 45
4449	bouncing painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	mirror map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	sharpshooter's pointy hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	machetito of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	lawnmower blade of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	skewed grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	skewed Jim Carey's The Landscaper's leafblower	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	flame-wreathed chilly snailmail coif	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	lightning-fast smelly snailmail breeches	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	clever snailmail hauberk of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15
4461	colloidal seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 43
4462	dry chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 64
4463	extra-boiled chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 68
4464	electrified alkaline corrupted chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "Squatting and Thrusting", Effect Duration: 49
4465	quadruple-enhanced unsweetened chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 59
4466	alkaline chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 64
4467	magnetized wet chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 61
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	skewed BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	gray BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	wicked BRICKO hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	scorching BRICKO pants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	blurry executive BRICKO sword	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	pulsating BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	lime green BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	mirror BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	purple BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	boxer's BRICKO bulwark	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	twirling gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	mirror gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	olive BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	moist recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Eggs-tra Sensory Perception", Effect Duration: 15
4498	triple-tarnished anodized altered recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 22
4499	unsweetened non-diffused corrupted recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 39
4500	ionized flattened deionized green recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 11
4501	galvanized yellow recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 33
4502	anodized recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 66
4503	extra-adjusted recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	arcane researcher's strapping heart of the volcano	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4505	oxidized ghostly Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 37
4506	fuchsia puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	moist triple-altered boiled shaking &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	squat reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	adequate walrus ice cream	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	tiny normal beautiful soup	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	blinking eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	huge Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	small adequate blinking Humpty Dumplings	2	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	stale blinking Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	perfectly mixed strong cyan narrow missing wine	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	rotten massive matter custard	10	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	energized modified squat narrow comfit?	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	baleful flamingo mallet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	bouncing squat croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	special yellow squat Tiger-lily's milk	1	awesome	Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	squat mansplainer's steel-toed eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	nippy sage wig	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	bland huge huge red donut	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	snack-sized flavorless bucket of honey	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	hale Socratic elephant stinger	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	moldy dragon snaps	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	snapdragon pistil of the brazier of the glutton	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	yummy rook cookie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	flavorless bishop cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	moldy half-sized knight cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	normal king cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	adequate blinking tumbling queen cookie	3	good	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	blinking narrow knitted insane tophat	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	wool groovy helm of the knight	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	medical-grade deadly wristwatch of the knight	0		Weapon Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	trousers of the knight of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	purple Rosewater's tophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	tie of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip
4543	tuxedo pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	blurry porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	squat caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	olive Da Vinci's detour shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	equal sign	0		
4559	blinking record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	blurry teal map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	purple hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	hand-crafted high-proof world's most unappetizing beverage	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	aromatic slippery when wet shield	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	tasty cyan raisin	4	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	olive clever studded flyest of shirts	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	toothsome wobbly a dance upon the palate	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	adequate half-sized fancy mirror prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	2	good	Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	rotten squirmy violent party snack	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	stanky can-you-dig-it?	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	upside-down fuchsia tumbling The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	pulsating bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	irradiated triple-nitrogenated Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	upside-down frosty school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	green steel-toed savvy T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	skewed fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	lime green skewed glob of skin	0		
4584	adequate snack-sized six wedges of goat cheese	2	good	
4585	upside-down collection of objects	0		
4586	wobbly boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	brown pixel	0		
4589	Newton's pixel whip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
4590	energetic pixel chain whip	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	experienced pixel morning star	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	pixel cross	0		
4595	pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	narrow map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	perfectly mixed watered-down plastic cup of beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	cyan orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	tumbling bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	jittery keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	Fonzie's bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	jumbo spoiled squat sun-dried tofu	5	crappy	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	lousy blinking soyburger juice	3	decent	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	blinking respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	activated vacuum-sealed squat essential soy	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	altered magnetized essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	skewed souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	narrow lime green blinking map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	teal Crown of Thrones	0		Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	artisanal practically non-alcoholic enchanted Cinco Mayo Lager	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	bouncing motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	jittery Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	extra-chilled chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	special stale thick pawn cookie	5	decent	Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	diluted shaking coffee pixie stick	1	awesome	Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	teal finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	blinking lime green shaking parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	Fonzie's plastic spider ring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	clever plastic kazoo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	inflatable baseball bat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	teal forbidden googly-star hat of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	careful googly-ball hat of the detective	0		Monster Level: -10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	googly-heart hat of the cougar of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	super-sweet boom box of Gandalf of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	blurry Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	executive avaricious sizzling sinister demon mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: 70, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	censurious lard-coated brainy streetfighting champion's belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	razor-sharp beefy Space Trip safety headphones of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	reassuring LARP carp	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
4641	bouncing ghostly smooth KoL Con Six Pack of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +15, Monster Level: -25
4642	flame-wreathed Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
4643	savvy rxr shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	prompt shellacked Juju Mojo Mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	asbestos-lined space trooper helmet	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	frightening MacGyver's curative Meteoid ice beam	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	fuchsia smelly hale experienced Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	upside-down fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	pulsating ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	gravedigger's hale ironic knit cap	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	blinking ironic battle spoon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
4655	purple blurry sharpshooter's sage ironic jogging shorts of horror	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	zippy mole skin notebook	0		Initiative: +20
4657	pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	shaking olive map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	strapping blackberry galoshes	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip
4660	bouncing squat Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf trout fang	0		Familiar Weight: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	decent snack-sized jittery poisonous caviar	2	good	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	diffused huge green wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Adventurer's Best Friendship", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	Ellsbury's skull of dire peril of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	vibrating hot plate	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Thorns: 1
4666	wicked imp unity ring of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +5
4667	deadly Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4668	sage observational glasses	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
4669	maroon deadly hilarious comedy prop	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4670	beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	drinkable practically non-alcoholic booze-soaked cherry	1	good	
4672	twirling comfy pillow	0		
4673	flavorless marshmallow	4	decent	
4674	normal special tiny sponge cake	1	good	Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 15
4675	bad gin-soaked blotter paper	3	decent	
4676	tumbling green tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	grievous pottery shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	huge smelly wicked pottery hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	steel-toed baleful pottery training pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	Lo Pan's pottery club	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	pottery yo-yo of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	cyan fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	cyan fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	blurry fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	wobbly fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	huge affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	Rosewater's Greatest American Pants of Tarzan of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	smooth fossilized necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	imp air	0		
4699	shaking bus pass	0		
4700	olive fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	wobbly waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	blinking narrow gray archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	supercool red-hot medallion	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	cyan fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	shaking sinister tablet	0		
4707	gray tumbling E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	green hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	spinning sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	blinking GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	pulsating popsicle stick	0		
4714	stale miniature lemon popsicle	2	decent	
4715	spoiled super-sized popsicle	5	crappy	
4716	normal low-calorie strawberry popsicle	1	good	
4717	small bland squat liver popsicle	2	decent	
4718	sinister mariachi hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	cool Hollandaise helmet	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	tiny bland red liver and let pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	snack-sized delicious tumbling badass pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	gigantic yummy shoo-fish pie	6	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	spoiled huge piping organ pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	flavorless bite-sized igloo pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	moldy blinking stomach turnover	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	yummy dead lights pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	stale teal throbbing organ pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	twirling fireproof stop shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	pulsating sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	yellow kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	bouncing rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	purple prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	narrow forbidden beer-soaked mop	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
4738	weak perfectly mixed day-old beer	2	EPIC	
4739	watered-down tolerable purple plain beer	2	good	
4740	drinkable overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	4	good	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	upside-down rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	irradiated huge PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 11
4745	tarnished electrified Wax Flask	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 45
4746	quantum Pain Dip	0		Effect: "Jittery", Effect Duration: 17
4747	bland super-sized narrow bone meal	5	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	drinkable weak bone aperitif	2	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	Socratic bonerang	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	maroon wool bone and arrows	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	shellacked boning knife	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	wobbly bone crusher of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	bone spurs of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	wobbly friendly dance instructor's bonedanna	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	boneana hammock of wisdom of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	polarized bouncing candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	jittery packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	fancy spoiled snack-sized blurry pumpkin pie	2	crappy	Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	bad watered-down spinning pumpkin beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	vacuum-sealed dry spinning skewed pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	red shellacked savvy shin gourds	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	blinking stanky rosy-cheeked Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	tumbling Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	narrow bouncing ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	narrow Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	blurry Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	snack-sized decent CRIMBCOIDS mints	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	spoiled small CRIMBCOLOAF	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	decent circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	good	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	zippy plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	beefcake's plastic fax machine	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	skewed studded plastic hobo elf	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	executive plastic Mr. Mination	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	razor-sharp plastic Best Game Ever	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	mirror robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	shaking robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	wobbly robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	blurry robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	thick bland triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	fancy huge rotten ghostly teal square CRIMBCOOKIE	7	crappy	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	Lo Pan's Oprah's bindlestocking of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	jittery blurry sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	tumbling medical-grade baleful Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	smooth Uncle Hobo's epic beard of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	scorching Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	smartaleck's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves of the overflowing toilet	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	wobbly spinning groovy Uncle Hobo's highest bough of mayonnaise	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	Uncle Hobo's belt of the glutton of the early riser	0		Food Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	boiled chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	gift-a-pult of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	ionized flattened holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	ghostly medical-grade CRIMBCO lanyard	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	jittery CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	narrow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	squat paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	lime green lard-coated razor-sharp savvy paperclip-on tie	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	fireproof Herculean paperclip pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	mirror ruddy wizardly paperclip turban of the detective	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	lard-coated paperclip cape	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	tumbling photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	gaudy key	0		
4875	BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	cold-filtered purple chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	chilled non-flattened bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	anodized incense bath ball	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	concentrated extra-activated energized squat myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	bouncing CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	mediocre fancy CRIMBCO wine	3	decent	Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	narrow twirling Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	massive toothsome toe jam toast	7	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	flavorless tiny traffic jam toast	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	cyan space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	special low-calorie toothsome space jam toast	1	awesome	Effect: "Clean-Shaven", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	super-electrified dry spinning motivational poster	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	tumbling bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	decent festive sausage	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	stale special holiday cheese log	4	decent	Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	greedy Socratic BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	huge lightning-fast friendly BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	lime green experienced BGE pocket calendar	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	brainy BGE plastic toy	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	Jeselnik's stapler bear	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	Rosewater's adhesive tape dolly	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	scissor duck of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	bouncing jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	wool lard-coated Seven Loco	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	zippy Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	stiffened Loathing Legion moondial	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	Loathing Legion necktie of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	mirror beefy Loathing Legion knife	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	red grievous Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	Loathing Legion can opener of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	maroon huge wobbly clever Loathing Legion chainsaw of the blizzard	0		Maximum MP: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	Loathing Legion rollerblades of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	ribald Loathing Legion flamethrower	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	upside-down chilly Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Cold Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	olive smooth Loathing Legion double prism	0		Moxie: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	Loathing Legion tape measure of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	ruddy Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	wobbly fireproof Loathing Legion abacus	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	frightening Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	wobbly Loathing Legion hammer of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	shaking quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	enchanted moldy Knob jelly donut	3	crappy	Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 40
4942	Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	olive blurry wobbly unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	lime green pulsating GOTO	0		
4949	ionized weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Pasty", Effect Duration: 54
4950	extra-Vulcanized chilled huge abominable blubber	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 49
4951	bouncing groovy flimsy clipboard	0		Moxie Percent: +10
4952	pickled baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 41
4953	quilted whalebone corset of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip
4954	oven mitts of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
4955	rotten narrow overcookie	4	crappy	
4956	moldy thick twirling green philosopher's scone	5	crappy	
4957	aerosolized skewed half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 22
4958	friendly Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		Familiar Weight: +3
4959	special bland wobbly Knob nuts	3	decent	Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 45
4960	lousy practically non-alcoholic Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1	decent	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	gray huge up-at-dawn mysterious lapel pin of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	gray Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	upside-down Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	blurry Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	mirror Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	red Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	huge Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	twirling Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	tumbling Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	jittery Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	spinning Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	maroon mirror Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	squat Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	spinning Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	narrow Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	huge Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	blinking Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	blurry Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	blinking Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	shaking wobbly Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	olive Jack Frost's card sleeve	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	shaking evil eye	0		
5011	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	adequate miniature wasabi pocky	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	low-calorie rotten tobiko pocky	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	bite-sized normal natto pocky	1	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	watered-down acceptable wasabi-infused sake	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	strong hand-crafted tobiko-infused sake	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	hand-crafted natto-infused sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	galvanized double-dry wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	tarnished dry chilled tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	modified spinning natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	corrupted triple-improved magnetized elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Tin, Man", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	weak drinkable marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	artisanal fancy cranberry schnapps	4	EPIC	Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	enchanted drinkable breaded beer	3	good	Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	strong mediocre soy cordial	5	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	smooth astral bludgeon of James Dean of horror	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
5029	upside-down scorching astral shield of the overflowing toilet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50
5030	maroon horrifying Sinatra's experienced astral chapeau	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	crafty studded groovy astral bracer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +10
5032	upside-down auspicious lard-coated resourceful astral longbow	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
5033	up-at-dawn Usain Bolt's dance instructor's astral shorts	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +80, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	fuchsia Jim Carey's Tesla electrified astral mace	0		Monster Level: +25, MP Regen Min: 10, MP Regen Max: 15
5035	reassuring wholesome beefcake's astral trousers	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	sizzling mansplainer's Samson's astral ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +10
5037	blurry toasty personal trainer's astral statuette of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +5
5038	teal frosty razor-sharp savvy astral pistol	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
5039	clever extremely unsafe astral mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20
5040	astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	aromatic strapping astral shirt of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +1
5042	shellacked weightlifter's astral belt	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Reduction: 7
5043	huge special normal astral hot dog	10	???	Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 15
5044	smooth weak gray jittery astral pilsner	2	???	
5045	astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	Jim Carey's razor-sharp double-ice cap of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	double-paned sizzling Herculean double-ice box	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	skewed fireproof dog trainer's crafty double-ice britches	0		Maximum MP: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	squat obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	skewed huge best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	warmed flattened blurry Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	Vulcanized dry Red Pill	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	tumbling the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	bland enchanted skewed twirling spaghetti con calaveras	4	decent	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	bland popcorn	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	rotten chaos popcorn	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	skewed jittery zippy greedy hole of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	wobbly innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	miniature decent s'more	0	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	shaking diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	hand-crafted narrow skewed Russian Ice	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	clay ashtray of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	educational lanyard	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	extremely unsafe monster pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	narrow box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	triple-alkaline quadruple-colloidal twirling Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Low on the Hog", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	executive wicked Van der Graaf helmet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	crutch of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	double-paned shock belt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	pickled dry tumbling Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	rubber band gun of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	blue wool pin-stripe slacks	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	electrified gloves	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	frozen polarized red blurry huge correction fluid	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	upside-down brainy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	tumbling wobbly censurious Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	grievous Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	steel-toed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	educational Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	twirling huge Socratic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	red lion tamer's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	tumbling supercool Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	upside-down spinning greasy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	curative Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	sharpshooter's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	huge Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	smartaleck's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	upside-down Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	magnetized dry willyweed	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	ionized diffused maroon Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	colloidal shaking fish juice box	0		Effect: "Blood-Gorged", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	gray hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	delicious spirit-forward Jeppson's Malort	5	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	twirling stress ball of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	huge Ultracolor&trade; shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	shaking yellow packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	hedge trimmers	0		
5116	A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	bird brain	0		
5119	skewed busted wings	0		
5120	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	auspicious Tesla sage Admiral's hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	scandalous aviator's cap of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	healthy savvy mirrored aviator shades	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	olive Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	tumbling Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	squat Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	narrow Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	unsweetened deionized Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	delicious elven hardtack	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	hand-crafted elven squeeze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	twirling lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	green E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	twirling blurry E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	olive carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	boiled astral energy drink	1		
5141	green Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	wobbly moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	gray handful of honey	0		
5145	pickled honeypot	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63
5146	adequate narrow wild honey pie	4	good	
5147	delicious high-proof honey mead	10	awesome	
5148	smelly forbidden stylish honey dipper	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10
5149	wobbly friendly stiffened honeybritches of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	perfumed Temple Grandin's honeycap of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	experienced Moonthril Circlet	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	shaking perfumed Moonthril Greaves	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	Moonthril Flamberge of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	Moonthril Longbow of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	groovy Moonthril Cuirass	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	thinker's plush alielf	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	double-liquefied boiled blurry Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	lard-coated plush dogcat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	occult plush hamsterpus	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	friendly plush ferrelf	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	plush alien hamsterpus of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	blurry stiffened plush mutated alielf	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	asbestos-lined plush mutated alielephant of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	girl of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	spinning narrow top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	huge synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	ghostly distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	jittery elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	electrified liquefied pulsating teal transporter transponder	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	narrow tumbling Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	hand-crafted Saison du Lune	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	acceptable Moonthril Schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	mediocre Wrecked Generator	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	adequate Spaghetti with Moonballs	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	enchanted adequate small Crepes a la Lune	2	good	Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	low-calorie stale wobbly Moon Pie	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	tarnished magnetized fuchsia pulsating Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	irradiated Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	quadruple-dry deionized 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	narrow Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	wobbly Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	ghostly Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	pulsating red Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	double-flattened magnetized enhanced honey stick	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 29
5189	ionized Vulcanized double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Capricorn Rising", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	executive frightening Operation Patriot Shield of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	frozen enhanced squat corrupted data	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	lime green 11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	upside-down Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	blue narrow Great S-Cape of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	steel-toed Marvelous Unitard	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	twisted gooey paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	vaporized jittery beastly paste	1	good	Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	vaporized upside-down paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	distilled huge ectoplasmic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	dehydrated greasy paste	1	good	Effect: "Unusual Perspective", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	diluted ghostly bug paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	compressed hippy paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Patent Alacrity", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	pickled orc paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	mixed blinking demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	dehydrated indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	pickled maroon paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	distilled goblin paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	denatured narrow blinking teal pirate paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	boiled wobbly chlorophyll paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Block-Rockin' Beet", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	dehydrated ghostly shaking paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	twisted wobbly Mer-kin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	diluted slimy paste	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	diluted mirror penguin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	dried elemental paste	1	EPIC	Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	dehydrated fuchsia cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	vaporized shaking hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	compressed blurry Crimbo paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	shaking Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	skewed cyan fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	moldy Ur-Donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	perfectly mixed narrow bucket of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	flavorless ultrafondue	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	twirling borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	gray twirling box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	cyan savvy shining halo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	lime green Jim Carey's furry halo	0		Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	frosty halo of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	blurry scorching time halo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	lousy weak Lumineux Limnio	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	perfectly mixed watered-down Morto Moreto	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	weak aged Temps Tempranillo	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	acceptable practically non-alcoholic Bordeaux Marteaux	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Fromage Pinotage	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	smooth gray Beignet Milgranet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	tolerable triple-distilled special Muschat	6	good	Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	normal cool jelly donut	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	normal shrapnel jelly donut	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	half-sized adequate twirling occult jelly donut	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	decent tiny jittery thyme jelly donut	1	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	yummy twirling danish	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	moldy squat smashed danish	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	flavorless forbidden danish	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	half-sized decent cool cat claw	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	spoiled wobbly blunt cat claw	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	rotten special shadowy cat claw	3	crappy	Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	yummy cheezburger	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	delicious toasted brie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	deionized blurry potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	super-liquefied tumbling too legit potion	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	nitrogenated teal Bright Water	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	aerosolized pickled teal ghostly cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	altered twirling graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	irradiated chilled cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	polarized squat potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	flattened potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "20/20 Vision", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	triple-oxidized irradiated potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	liquefied potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Fastbreaker", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	pressed red blurry potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	twirling bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	fuchsia squat chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	beefy hammerus	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	chaotic blunt icepick	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	green educational fluorescent lightbulb	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	Jeselnik's razor-sharp blammer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	clock-cleaning hammer of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	twirling broken clock of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	dethklok of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	spinning boxer's glacial clock	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	bouncing huge d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	huge kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	tumbling newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	moldy phish stick	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	yellow avaricious nippy plastic vampire fangs of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	fuchsia wobbly Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	huge vibrating smartaleck's Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of Tarzan	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	blinking slick Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	lard-coated Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	jittery fuchsia chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	shaking funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	deionized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	cold-filtered necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	super-tarnished shaking bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	unsweetened extra-deionized liquefied whisker pencil	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	pressed triple-anodized pickled press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	corrupted spinning Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	polarized Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	cold-filtered ionized adjusted maroon bouncing Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Scarysauce", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	pickled Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	triple-altered moist Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	tolerable irresponsibly strong special blue Ecto-Cooler	6	good	Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	hand-crafted gray Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	perfectly mixed high-proof enchanted bouncing Blood Light	8	EPIC	Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	mediocre watered-down Silver Bullet beer	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	boozy enchanted tolerable Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	5	good	Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	blurry ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	denatured sorority brain	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	galvanized Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	warmed drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Cold Jellied", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	maroon upside-down throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	pulsating weightlifter's extra-see-thru nightie	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	nasty crafty BRAINS shorts	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	Tesla Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	quilted scrunchie	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	shaking lightning-fast extremely skinny jeans of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	pulsating aromatic dance instructor's The Necbromancer's Hat	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	gray blurry asbestos-lined Jack Frost's The Necbromancer's Stein of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	tumbling lard-coated MacGyver's The Necbromancer's Shorts of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	bouncing careful chaotic The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 30, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	shaking The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	watered-down acceptable The Cooler Out of Space	2	good	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	maroon The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	green sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	tarnished squat Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	teal jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	lime green Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	teal Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	narrow CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	huge CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	narrow Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	miser's KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	spinning prompt plastic trollipop	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	inspector's plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	Temple Grandin's plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	curative plastic colollilossus	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	miser's arcane researcher's plastic Big Candy	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	gray jittery The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	diluted groose grease	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	ridiculous belt of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	Fonzie's ridiculous earring	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	ridiculous sunglasses of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	snack-sized normal ridiculous sandwich	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	tolerable ridiculous cocktail	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	shellacked forbidden zombie monkey necklace	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 7
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	spinning scrap of paper	0		
5394	shaking sandpaper	0		
5395	wobbly peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	denatured upside-down peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	decent peppermint patty	3	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	squat peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	squat peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	wobbly candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	jittery peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	padded candy cane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	cyan Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	bouncing avaricious fortified strapping cane-mail shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	tumbling horrifying Van der Graaf cane-mail pants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	artisanal watered-down Vodka Matryoshka	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	drinkable pulsating Gin Mint	4	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	drinkable weak Tequiz Navidad	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	bad high-proof Mint Yulep	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	perfectly mixed narrow Crimbojito	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	artisanal spirit-forward Sangria de Menthe	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	blue blinking candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	gray licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	vacuum-sealed purple licorice root	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	non-unsweetened banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Smokin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	energized polarized pear supersucker	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	improved lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	polarized dry deionized mirror tumbling green kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	ionized modified strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	lion tamer's bananarama bangle	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	mirror brainy pair of pearidot earrings	0		Mysticality: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	tourmalime tourniquet of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	avaricious kumquartz ring	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	strawberyl necklace of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	therapeutic brainy sucker bucket	0		Mysticality: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	huge chaotic sucker hakama	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	bouncing veiny sucker kabuto	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	educational sucker tachi	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	mirror upside-down sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	spinning upside-down cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	teal grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	mirror DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	twirling fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	super-pressed gray fudge lily	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	blinking spinning superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	tarnished maroon fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	flavorless fudgesicle	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	jittery wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	upside-down The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	aerosolized devilish folio	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	jittery clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	fuchsia gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	improved ghostly fuchsia Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	rotten fudge bunny	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	narrow fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	frightening Samson's fudgecycle of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Monster Level: -15, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fuchsia fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	upside-down mirror Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	Vulcanized unsweetened resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	extra-warmed cold-filtered enhanced resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	triple-modified narrow resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	boiled non-tarnished triple-tarnished resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	anodized activated modified resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	tarnished resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	enhanced adjusted bouncing squat resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "Human-Orc Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	boiled modified twirling resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	colloidal teal resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	teal gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	shaking gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	tumbling gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	energized Vulcanized tumbling yellow gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	activated alkaline gummi snake	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	diffused wobbly gummi canary	0		Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	flavorless gummi bear	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	adequate upside-down gummi bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	adequate gummi bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	normal drunki-bear	4	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	delicious drunki-bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	diet bland drunki-bear	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	blue gummi bowtie of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	upside-down fudge pocket square of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	red shaking prompt lollipop cufflinks	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	wobbly belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	blue trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	enhanced tumbling gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	dry gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	dry dry spinning gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	slick Big Candy's tophat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	blurry Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	wobbly narrow Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	flavorless jerky coins	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	lousy jittery huge Go-Wassail	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	double-altered Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	concentrated irradiated bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Sucrose-Colored Glasses", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	dry quantum wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	tumbling pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	narrow pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	twirling pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	spinning huge pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	squat pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	boiled tarnished ghostly Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Burning Ears", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	skewed mirror do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	skewed whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	thick moldy berries of suffering	5	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	non-aerosolized baobab sap	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	skewed cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	bouncing magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	anodized frozen huge twirling Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	irresponsibly strong bad blue Barulio's bottle	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	alkaline irradiated maroon Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	olive pulsating Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	skewed half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	dry nitrogenated warmed desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	clever Leapin' Trousers of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +20, Initiative: +60
5544	boozy bad eggnog	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	small normal hamhock	2	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	teal Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	narrow The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	frightening Trusty	0		Spooky Damage: +5
5553	jittery can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	red empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	electrified dry tumbling lime green fireclutch	0		Effect: "Super-Charged", Effect Duration: 43
5556	ghostly miser's family-friendly Rain-Doh wings	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	narrow Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	upside-down cyan MacGyver's Rain-Doh laser gun of the businessman	0		Maximum MP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	up-at-dawn perfumed Rain-Doh lantern	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	bouncing Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	up-at-dawn grievous Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	wobbly Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	flavorless PB&BP	3	decent	
5566	stale pulsating club sandwich	4	decent	
5567	adequate shaking corned-beef Reuben	3	good	
5568	narrow frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	maroon dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	skewed mirror loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	Groar's fur	0		
5572	maroon Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	tolerable Drac & Tan	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	artisanal watered-down Transylvania Sling	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	tolerable weak ghostly Shot of the Living Dead	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	fancy bad tumbling Buttery Knob	4	decent	Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	mediocre Slippery Knob	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	tolerable narrow Flaming Knob	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	watered-down perfectly mixed Grasshopper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	mediocre irresponsibly strong Locust	7	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	bad Plague of Locusts	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	mediocre Red Dwarf	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	perfectly mixed Golden Mean	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	tolerable squat Green Giant	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	tolerable Aye Aye	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	fancy drinkable green blurry Aye Aye, Captain	3	good	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	lousy squat Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	drinkable Humanitini	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	triple-distilled bad gray More Humanitini than Humanitini	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	smooth Oh, the Humanitini	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	hand-crafted Great Older Fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	mediocre Fuzzy Tentacle	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	perfectly mixed Crazymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	mediocre shaking Zoodriver	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	practically non-alcoholic drinkable red Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	mediocre practically non-alcoholic shaking Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	tolerable huge Suffering Sinner	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	perfectly mixed weak Suppurating Sinner	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	lousy practically non-alcoholic Sizzling Sinner	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	smooth enchanted distilled Firewater	5	awesome	Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	bad practically non-alcoholic Earth and Firewater	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	acceptable Earth, Wind and Firewater	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	practically non-alcoholic bad Slimosa	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	distilled smooth Extra-slimy Slimosa	5	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	hand-crafted Slimebite	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	practically non-alcoholic fancy mediocre Cement Mixer	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	perfectly mixed distilled ghostly twirling Jackhammer	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	delicious Dump Truck	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	lousy twirling Fauna Libre	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	spirit-forward acceptable ghostly Chakra Libre	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	special acceptable ghostly purple Aura Libre	4	good	Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	tolerable Sazerorc	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed Sazuruk-hai	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	lousy Flaming Sazerorc	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	drinkable boozy pulsating Green Velvet	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	watered-down lousy Green Muslin	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	mediocre Green Burlap	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	fortified perfectly mixed shaking Mohobo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	perfectly mixed special tumbling Moonshine Mohobo	4	EPIC	Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	perfectly mixed Flaming Mohobo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	bad Drunken Philosopher	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	hand-crafted spirit-forward fancy gray Drunken Neurologist	5	EPIC	Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	tolerable Drunken Astrophysicist	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	drinkable Dark & Starry	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	perfectly mixed mirror Black Hole	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	high-proof lousy gray Event Horizon	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	watered-down artisanal Herring Daiquiri	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	perfectly mixed Herring Wallbanger	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	acceptable watered-down Herringtini	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	acceptable green huge spinning Lollipop Drop	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	drinkable practically non-alcoholic jittery Candy Alexander	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	lousy high-proof Candicaine	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	watered-down artisanal blue Caipiranha	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	perfectly mixed Flying Caipiranha	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	perfectly mixed Flaming Caipiranha	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	high-proof hand-crafted Punchplanter	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	lousy Doublepunchplanter	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	perfectly mixed upside-down Haymaker	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	lime green bouncing Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	delicious fungus	3	awesome	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	extra-anodized narrow stone wool	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 55
5644	stones	0		
5645	squat the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	calendar of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
5648	spinning miser's fireproof Boris's Helm	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	grievous arcane researcher's staph of homophones	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Alters Page Text
5650	quilted Boris's Helm (askew) of courage of the detective	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	twirling mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	wobbly blue Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	key-o-tron	0		
5654	rotten nailswurst	3	crappy	
5655	fortified aged used beer	5	awesome	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	blurry fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	huge manspreader's insulting hat	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	fortified offensive moustache	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
5661	Van der Graaf hairshirt	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5662	red Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	spinning red How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	purple bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	skewed club	0		
5670	stale mirror fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	3	decent	
5671	mediocre special slap and slap again	3	decent	Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 25
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	mixed skewed watered-down Red Minotaur	1		
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	boxer's Ze&trade; goggles	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	jittery soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	squat cyan rosy-cheeked stylish swimsuit of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	twirling maroon lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	bland P.B.L.T.	3	decent	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	blurry handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	shaking bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	Van der Graaf UV monocular	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
5689	yellow drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	wobbly lime green shaking studded quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Damage Absorption: +80
5693	blurry blurry jittery phase-tuned shield generator belt of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
5694	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	friendly bugbear detector	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
5696	wobbly bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	bouncing brawny The Lost Glasses of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
5699	huge maroon The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	spinning mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	healthy brainy wax hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	smelly wax pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	mirror FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	anodized fuchsia drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	asbestos-lined chaotic fireman's helmet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	blinking Usain Bolt's fire axe	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	Jeselnik's educational fire extinguisher of the boozehound	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	wobbly Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	ghostly skewed Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	stale mirror FDKOL hotcakes	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	adequate bouncing fiery wing	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	fuchsia reassuring deadly wings of fire	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	wizardly FDKOL fire hose	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	unsweetened modified tumbling bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	red squat jittery zippy hot daub bun of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	censurious hot daub stand of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	prompt vibrating foot-long hot daub	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	adequate angst burger	3	good	
5731	drinkable practically non-alcoholic blinking 5-hour acrimony	1	good	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	mirror eerily silent box	0		
5734	adequate forbidden sausage	4	good	
5735	Lord Flameface's cloak of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	denatured dry magnetized bouncing Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 35
5737	electrified super-dry electrified squat daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	upside-down Camp Scout backpack of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	adequate spinning bag of GORP	3	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	acceptable triple-distilled water purification pills	8	good	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	upside-down Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	mediocre irresponsibly strong CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	8	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	flavorless twirling bag of GORF	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	jittery CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	moldy bag of QWOP	4	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	nitrogenated magnetized pulsating CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	mediocre CSA cheerfulness ration	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	twirling Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	tiny moldy crappy brain	1	crappy	
5753	spoiled decent brain	4	crappy	
5754	rotten good brain	4	crappy	
5755	moldy miniature special boss brain	2	crappy	Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 45
5756	stale hunter brain	3	decent	
5758	tumbling spinning lightning-fast stanky Staff of Holiday Sensations	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	squat greedy boxer's staff	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +20
5760	lightning-fast coward's cool staff	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +40
5761	fuchsia foul-smelling sharpshooter's slick Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	nose	0		
5763	shellacked Superhero Reboots of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5
5764	Jim Carey's ruddy fuzzy busby	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	wool electrified fuzzy earmuffs	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	quilted fuzzy montera of dire peril of doom	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	twirling Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	lime green gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	pulsating shaking Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	shaking fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	wobbly Temple Grandin's Barney's rake of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +7
5778	moldy idiot brain	3	crappy	
5779	avaricious keel-haulin' knife	0		Meat Drop: +30
5780	green crafty ice cream scoop	0		Maximum MP: +10
5781	watered-down lousy soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	2	decent	
5782	morningwood plank	0		
5783	narrow raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	spinning thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	blurry messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	pulsating box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	upside-down sage right bear arm of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	green bouncing auspicious sizzling beefcake's left bear arm	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	occult Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
5794	Vulcanized irradiated narrow Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 16
5795	improved gray Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 68
5796	electrified improved jittery Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 45
5797	improved frozen blurry Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 55
5798	super-ionized enhanced energized blinking narrow twirling Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 46
5799	dry liquefied tumbling eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 54
5800	alkaline tarnished pulsating Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 47
5801	energized pickled non-enhanced Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 24
5802	energized ionized perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 37
5803	triple-ionized skewed White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Mistified", Effect Duration: 64
5804	polarized irradiated non-corrupted Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 15
5805	wet deionized cyan breath mint	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 55
5806	concentrated wet yellow muesli	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 29
5807	flattened polarized deionized squat glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 69
5808	dry altered glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
5809	quadruple-vacuum-sealed improved Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 60
5810	liquefied Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 65
5811	dry moist tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 22
5812	modified upside-down skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 17
5813	moist extra-warmed smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 40
5814	nitrogenated anodized blurry squat blob of acid	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 56
5815	oxidized flayed mind	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 38
5816	deionized huge kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 18
5817	magnetized forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 31
5818	warmed Vulcanized Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 66
5819	improved aerosolized gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 44
5820	dry triple-flattened enhanced bull blubber	0		Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 23
5821	Vulcanized frog lip-print	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 38
5822	colloidal unsweetened gazely stare	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 34
5823	denatured canopic jar	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 14
5824	flattened clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 52
5825	altered triple-wet blinking Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 66
5826	dry corrupted zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Oily Flavor", Effect Duration: 65
5827	irradiated mirror green skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 33
5828	frozen huge gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 45
5829	modified activated ghostly janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 59
5830	frozen quadruple-boiled ionized blinking pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 20
5831	cold-filtered pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 32
5832	activated pickled extra-vacuum-sealed squat secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 11
5833	triple-polarized upside-down brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 59
5834	adjusted cold-filtered blurry twirling holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 54
5835	diffused scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 17
5836	denatured super-warmed quantum embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 30
5837	super-galvanized twirling Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 40
5838	quantum activated bouncing Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 66
5839	boiled blue ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 68
5840	tarnished Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 49
5841	enhanced polymerized squat blurry A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 28
5842	frozen toothbrush	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 52
5843	energized alkaline irradiated olive pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 47
5844	irradiated teal una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 67
5845	alkaline wobbly compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 23
5846	pressed tarnished bouncing salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 37
5847	double-enhanced anodized improved unholy water	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 45
5848	corrupted quantum Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 13
5849	nitrogenated wet ionized pulsating handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 53
5850	anodized modified mirror space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 22
5851	tarnished oxidized warmed temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Dilated Pupils", Effect Duration: 22
5852	warmed ionized lime green oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 29
5853	vacuum-sealed red stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 48
5854	denatured energized concentrated BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 61
5855	triple-electrified energized Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 15
5856	chilled Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 16
5857	super-oxidized jittery upside-down grey cube	0		Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 59
5858	polarized votive candle	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 50
5859	cold-filtered booby trap	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 53
5860	super-quantum cold-filtered frozen olive Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 51
5861	magnetized dry quantum lime green good ash	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 66
5862	upside-down Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	polarized upside-down jittery papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Artificially Sweet", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	quantum papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	non-nitrogenated red papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	beefy papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	weightlifter's papier-m&acirc;chine gun of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	pulsating foul-smelling papier-masque of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	reassuring slick papier-mitre	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	nasty resourceful papier-m&acirc;churidars	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	skewed papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	twirling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	blurry papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	red papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	Rainbow Jello Mould of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
5879	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	squat ghostly deadly Socratic skeleton skis of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	decent skeleton quiche	4	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	narrow skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	fireproof extremely unsafe personal trainer's smooth Bonestabber	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	special perfectly mixed twirling crystal skeleton vodka	3	EPIC	Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	auxiliary backbone of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	bouncing skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	altered frozen upside-down that gum you like	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 42
5893	dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	jittery Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	fuchsia canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	dried shaking Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	shaking jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	pulsating green shaking jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	pixel pill	0		
5907	pixel energy tank	0		
5908	blurry ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	Jack Frost's wedding ring of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
5910	deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	Usain Bolt's Solstice Shield of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +80
5913	non-adjusted candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	concentrated galvanized diffused ghostly sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	triple-electrified tarnished twirling huge green squat beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	wet galvanized skewed ghostly fuchsia sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	anodized pressed lime green cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	plastic animelf of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	blurry plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	blurry wobbly beefy plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	flame-retardant plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	plastic MechaElf of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	blurry rosy-cheeked brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	family-friendly manspreader's sage plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	shaking arcane researcher's plastic Bugbear Captain of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	gravedigger's plastic Rene C. Corman of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	shaking lime green scorching Van der Graaf plastic Lord Flameface	0		Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	sage plastic Beebee King	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	plastic Queen Bee of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	bouncing plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	electrified plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	zippy plastic spiderbugbear	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	gray Newton's plastic peacannon	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	skewed energetic plastic the Free Man	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	narrow slick plastic fire servant	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	plastic mumblebee of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	plastic moneybee of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	plastic beebee gunners of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	skewed manspreader's plastic beebee queue	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	jittery narrow plastic buzzerker	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	Tesla plastic bee swarm	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	narrow greasy plastic batbugbear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	upside-down Sinatra's plastic bugaboo	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	fuchsia Sherlock's plastic ops bugbear	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	cool plastic hypodermic bugbear	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	fireproof plastic cavebugbear	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	plastic Norville Rogers of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	manspreader's plastic Scott the Miner	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	plastic angry space marine	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	squat chaotic plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	huge baleful plastic Father McGruber	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	careful plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	sinister plastic blazing bat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	greedy resourceful electronic dulcimer pants	0		Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	A-Boo clue	0		
5965	aromatic Frown Exerciser of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	soul coin	0		
5969	blinking soul knife	0		
5970	ghostly family-friendly soul mask	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
5971	record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	upside-down record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	shaking record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	bouncing fuchsia record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	jittery record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	gray record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	purple silent beret of wisdom of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	bland slice of pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	mirror star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	special acceptable blinking tankard of ale	4	good	Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	yellow sharpshooter's MacGyver's brainy cloth cap	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	wobbly jittery extremely unsafe iron dagger of wisdom of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	bite-sized decent hamburger	1	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	perfectly mixed special bottle of wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	squat round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	miser's iron helmet of Calamity Jane of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	shaking nippy educational steel sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	toothsome whole roasted chicken	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	watered-down drinkable squat shining goblet	2	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	narrow avaricious hardy smooth crown	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	energetic occult sword of Gandalf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	Jim Carey's slick Helm of the Scream Emperor of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +3, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	wobbly ghostly Jack Frost's beefcake's Cloak of Dire Shadows of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	pulsating Sherlock's Sword of Dark Omens of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Item Drop: 30, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	olive fireproof ruddy Shield of Icy Fate of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	Annie Oakley's Greaves of the Murk Lord of James Dean of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	chilly supercharged Rosewater's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	dog trainer's resourceful beefcake's Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	jittery horrifying energetic Belt of Howling Anger of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	hardy logging hatchet	0		Maximum HP: +50
6011	blue orc wrist of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
6012	gray bouncing frosty freshwater pearl necklace	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
6013	orcish stud-finder of the blizzard of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
6014	ghostly screwing pooch of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
6015	triple-wet orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 63
6016	Vulcanized orcish rubber	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 37
6017	quadruple-diffused pressed orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 42
6018	drinkable backwoods screwdriver	4	good	
6019	loadstone	0		Item Drop: +5
6020	flame-wreathed Claybender glasses of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6021	twirling grievous Duskwalker fangs of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6022	Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	lime green occult wizardly Whoompa Fur Pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	MacGyver's Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Maximum MP: +100
6025	pickled pressed Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 66
6026	lime green Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	shaking Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	pulsating shaking Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	stanky dress pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	miser's badge of authority	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
6032	experienced Rosewater's motorcycle boots	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Single Equip
6033	yellow energetic fortified stolen necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20
6034	spinning troll britches of the brute of the businessman	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	enhanced vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 23
6036	weak lousy artisanal limoncello	2	decent	
6037	blue ginger ale	0		
6038	adequate incredible pizza	3	good	
6039	supercharged Da Vinci's oil cap	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	avaricious frosty oil lamp	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30
6041	oil slacks of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	blinking resourceful oil pan	0		Maximum MP: +50
6043	blue upside-down boid	0		
6044	woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	wobbly BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	mirror Socratic strapping Misty Cloak	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1
6048	dance instructor's experienced Misty Robe	0		Experience: +2, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
6049	purple Da Vinci's experienced slick Misty Cape	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +5
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	spinning cyan Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	stale massive Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	6	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	special distilled lousy Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	5	decent	Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	polarized deionized Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Snobby", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	Van der Graaf clever Meatcleaver	0		Maximum MP: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	huge veiny Crimbo Elf bobble-head	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	skewed shaking Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	arcane researcher's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	Jim Carey's Crimbo tree flocker	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	brainy Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	maroon Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	olive sharp tin strip	0		
6065	wad of spider silk	0		
6066	maroon goblin collarbone	0		
6067	mansplainer's Truthsayer of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	ghostly loose blade	0		
6069	ghostly goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	blurry confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	altered vacuum-sealed bouncing green haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	triple-deionized upside-down magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	magnetized alkaline 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	perfectly mixed weak olive blurry McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	small delicious haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	upside-down blue home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	auspicious haggis socks	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	maroon actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	stiffened Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Microplushie: Hippylase of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	Microplushie: Bropane of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Microplushie: Sororitrate of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	careful Microplushie: Gothochondria	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	flame-wreathed Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	lion tamer's Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	bouncing squat horrifying Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	Microplushie: Dorkonide of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	MacGyver's Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	Microplushie: Hipsterine of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	upside-down cyan classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	wobbly gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	chilly Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	tumbling homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	mirror Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	grievous arcane researcher's Ginsu&trade;	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	pulsating squat bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	twirling bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	shaking bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	blurry zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	blurry red zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	gray skewed zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	huge CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	blinking test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	huge goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	squat bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	drinkable olive Chinese beer	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	double-flattened skewed bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	narrow auspicious banded novelty tattoo sleeves	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	shaking pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	wobbly healthy makeshift yakuza mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	red toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	bouncing maroon Lo Pan's steel-toed White Dragon Fang of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	yellow Socratic butterfly knife	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	tumbling pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	weighted paperclip chain of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	huge great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	rubber gloves of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	huge blurry narrow Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	toothsome teal roasted duck	4	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	gigantic tasty fancy dead meat bun	7	awesome	Effect: "Emotion Sickness", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	Rosewater's cat collar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	lard-coated suspicious-looking fedora of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	mirror Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	spoiled spinning gray carrot cake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	hand-crafted carrot claret	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	mixed blue carrot juice	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	tumbling yellow pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	cyan friendly Byte of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	mirror forbidden anger blaster	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	brainy doubt cannon	0		Mysticality: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	grievous fear condenser	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	spinning arcane researcher's regret hose	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	dangerous Sinatra's commodore's hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	avaricious naval trousers	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	steel-toed dance instructor's deck cannon	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	Newton's ornamental sextant	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	inspector's manspreader's Bloodbath	0		Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	bad enchanted watered-down Hundred Headed IPA	2	decent	Effect: "Frisky Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	stale huge chum	10	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	wet chilled fuchsia crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 38
6172	unsweetened candy crayons	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	maroon narrow Jeselnik's pixel grappling hook	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5
6174	skewed GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	wobbly cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	blinking cosmic cheese	0		
6180	twirling cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	twirling sharpshooter's Fonzie's Jarlsberg's hat of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6185	massive spoiled wobbly consummate hard-boiled egg	10	crappy	
6186	decent cyan consummate fried egg	4	good	
6187	rotten fancy consummate egg salad	4	crappy	Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 30
6188	decent big consummate bagel	5	good	
6189	special rotten small consummate sliced bread	2	crappy	Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 30
6190	snack-sized stale upside-down consummate hot dog bun	2	decent	
6191	miniature fancy stale consummate brownie	2	decent	Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 5
6192	snack-sized flavorless consummate toast	2	decent	
6193	bad weak passable stout	2	decent	
6194	gigantic bland huge consummate soup	10	decent	
6195	flavorless consummate corn chips	3	decent	
6196	flavorless enchanted snack-sized consummate salad	2	decent	Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 50
6197	spoiled gigantic consummate salsa	10	crappy	
6198	moldy consummate sauerkraut	4	crappy	
6199	stale enchanted consummate cheese slice	3	decent	Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 10
6200	bite-sized adequate consummate melted cheese	1	good	
6201	small normal cyan consummate bacon	2	good	
6202	toothsome consummate meatloaf	3	awesome	
6203	immense decent blurry consummate steak	8	good	
6204	tasty tiny consummate cuts	1	awesome	
6205	bland consummate frankfurter	3	decent	
6206	spoiled super-sized consummate french fries	5	crappy	
6207	tasty small twirling consummate baked potato	2	awesome	
6208	practically non-alcoholic aged red acceptable vodka	1	awesome	
6209	snack-sized yummy skewed consummate ice cream	2	awesome	
6210	normal consummate whipped cream	4	good	
6211	half-sized flavorless consummate cream	2	decent	
6212	tasty consummate strawberries	3	awesome	
6213	tasty consummate sorbet	4	awesome	
6214	watered-down artisanal adequate rum	2	EPIC	
6215	acceptable enchanted mediocre lager	3	good	Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 25
6216	rotten upside-down immaculate grilled cheese	4	crappy	
6217	miniature delicious blinking immaculate ice cream sandwich	2	awesome	
6218	decent immaculate hot dog	4	good	
6219	special flavorless immaculate egg salad sandwich	3	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10
6220	spoiled perfect sandwich	4	crappy	
6221	rotten perfect chef salad	4	crappy	
6222	decent miniature perfect breakfast	2	good	
6223	immense special rotten sublime deluxe hot dog	6	crappy	Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 35
6224	flavorless sublime stew	3	decent	
6225	rotten blue sublime nachos	4	crappy	
6226	normal Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	3	good	
6227	flavorless ghostly Loaded Baked Potato	3	decent	
6228	normal blinking Omega Sundae	4	good	
6229	high-proof enchanted tolerable Das Sauerlager	6	good	Effect: "Butt-Rock Hair", Effect Duration: 5
6230	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted spinning Bologna Lambic	1	super ultra EPIC	
6231	delicious triple-distilled Vodka Dog	9	awesome	
6232	bad watered-down spinning Disappointed Russian	2	decent	
6233	bad Chunky Mary	3	decent	
6234	bad Nachojito	4	decent	
6235	lousy Le Roi	3	decent	
6236	high-proof lousy yellow Over Easy Rider	6	decent	
6237	skewed spinning cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	magnetized fuchsia tumbling cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 22
6240	unsweetened triple-irradiated gray Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 33
6241	wet gray blurry censored can label	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 49
6242	quadruple-ionized altered ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 11
6243	adjusted the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 29
6244	dry ghostly cat's paw	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 55
6245	alkaline ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 29
6246	nitrogenated vacuum-sealed pulsating demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Newt Gets In Your Eyes", Effect Duration: 42
6247	polymerized frozen narrow cyan squat clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Bilious Brains", Effect Duration: 18
6248	flattened activated pulsating gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Stop and Smell the Fudge", Effect Duration: 28
6249	jittery dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	bouncing mirror rosewater-soaked sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked steel-toed Da Vinci's numberwang of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
6251	electrified red scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	pickled scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	jittery pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	flame-retardant knitted Jim Carey's Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	spinning foul-smelling energetic therapeutic fortified Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	up-at-dawn Socratic Staff of the Light Lunch of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Adventures: +5, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	fireproof sharpshooter's Staff of the Standalone Cheese of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -25, Hot Resistance: +3, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	ruddy thinker's Staff of the Hearty Dinner of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	squat wool brainy Staff of the All-Steak of terror	0		Mysticality: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	sharpshooter's slick Staff of Fruit Salad of the boozehound	0		Moxie: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	family-friendly wool friendly Staff of the Cream of the Cream	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	snack-sized decent green grain of protein powder	2	good	
6268	concentrated deionized pec oil	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 17
6269	perfumed gym membership card	0		Stench Resistance: +5
6270	diffused Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Man's Worst Enemy", Effect Duration: 63
6271	skewed narrow massive dumbbell	0		
6272	maroon avaricious medical-grade penguin keychain	0		Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6273	magnetized energized tarnished purple shaking spinning O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Healthy Blue Glow", Effect Duration: 46
6274	distilled acceptable upside-down open sauce	5	good	
6275	blurry Jeselnik's boxer's turkey leg	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
6276	acceptable irresponsibly strong Ye Olde Meade	10	good	
6277	double-flattened Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 60
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	tumbling rock-hard pewter claymore	0		Damage Reduction: 5
6280	lime green artisanal rice peeler of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6281	special normal heirloom grape tomato	3	good	Effect: "Total Protonic Reversal", Effect Duration: 15
6282	maroon chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	wobbly extremely unsafe brown felt tophat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	spinning gear	0		
6285	tumbling wool extremely unsafe Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	up-at-dawn coward's medical-grade Mark II Steam-Hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	rosewater-soaked electrified steel-toed Mark III Steam-Hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 9, Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	squat lightning-fast frightening sinister cool Mark IV Steam-Hat of James Dean	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	blue reassuring flame-retardant gravedigger's Temple Grandin's Mark V Steam-Hat of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	ghostly steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	tumbling Van der Graaf energetic punk rock jacket	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6292	wobbly Socratic weightlifter's safety pin	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +1
6293	tasty stolen sushi	3	awesome	
6294	jittery very overdue library book	0		
6295	upside-down drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	magnetized flattened Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 65
6301	irradiated twirling possibility potion	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 33
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	Jeselnik's chilly extremely unsafe deadly Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of horror	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	double-paned rock-hard Jarlsberg's pan of Tarzan of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	denatured moist irradiated celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	energized dry celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Quantum of Moxie", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	vacuum-sealed moist tumbling celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	quadruple-improved blurry celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	mirror red scorching Uncle Buck	0		Hot Damage: +25, Softcore Only
6312	bouncing crate of fish meat	0		
6313	wobbly damp wallet	0		
6314	lime green jittery pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	upside-down Jack Frost's experienced SCUBA tank	0		Experience: +2, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventure Underwater
6316	greedy chilly deep six-shooter	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20
6317	red horrifying arcane researcher's sea chaps	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	lard-coated hale sea holster of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6319	dry energized skewed shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 51
6320	arcane researcher's long-forgotten necklace	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
6321	pearl	0		
6322	sea lace	0		
6323	asbestos-lined flame-wreathed shellacked jam band	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5
6324	aquamariner's ring of Calamity Jane of chilblains of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6325	Annie Oakley's fortified aquamariner's necklace of the cheetah	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6326	lard-coated weightlifter's pearl diver's ring	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6327	prompt pearl diver's necklace of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
6328	yellow squat sushi doily	0		
6329	gray scimitar cozy	0		
6330	fish stick cozy	0		
6331	twirling bazooka cozy	0		
6332	boxer's slick cozy scimitar of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Breakable
6333	Jack Frost's crafty occult Staff of the Cozy Fish	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Breakable
6334	blinking careful sinister cozy bazooka of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
6335	lard-coated Sinatra's sea mantle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
6336	pulsating prompt flame-wreathed sea shawl	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	reassuring hale sea cape	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	ghostly saltwaterbed	0		
6339	shaking greedy muddy pirate hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	grievous floral-print skirt of terror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	rock-hard spectral axe of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP Percent: +40
6342	nasty padded super-strong air freshener	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Damage: +5
6343	colloidal Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 69
6344	squat jittery purple Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	ionized magnetized blinking Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 29
6346	spinning green Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	polymerized frozen alkaline Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 49
6348	Mer-kin dragbelt of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	upside-down Mer-kin eyeglasses of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +20, Single Equip
6350	huge twirling Jack Frost's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	jittery Mer-kin finpaddle of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
6352	toasty Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +50
6353	narrow Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	liquefied pressed Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 69
6355	pickled warmed Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 29
6356	upside-down Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	Mer-kin begsign	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +40
6360	jittery Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	liquefied chilled double-corrupted pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	adjusted vacuum-sealed moist blurry pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Gonna Get You, Sucker", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	cold-filtered maroon pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	quadruple-improved extra-enhanced ghostly pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	moist anodized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	extra-denatured dry pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Human-Humanoid Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	galvanized quantum pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	lump of clay	0		
6370	squat twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	aged can of the cheapest beer	3	awesome	
6372	drinkable high-proof bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	9	good	
6373	weak artisanal single swig of vodka	2	EPIC	
6374	skewed angry inch	0		
6375	extremely unsafe testy toolbox	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	yellow Jick-o-User	0		
6378	twirling blue eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	super-alkaline cyan ph balancer	0		Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 40
6381	nitrogenated mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 26
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	root beer	1	decent	
6384	olive shaking jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	balsa plank	0		
6387	twirling blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	boiled triple-corrupted Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 54
6390	galvanized nitrogenated Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 60
6391	wet chilled huge Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 27
6392	squat flame-retardant greasy scale-mail underwear	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	denatured colloidal twirling comb jelly	0		Effect: "Strong Spirit", Effect Duration: 19
6394	narrow anemone sauce	0		
6395	skewed inky squid sauce	0		
6396	jittery Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	peanut sauce	0		
6398	mirror glass	0		
6399	irradiated huge Boss Drops	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 50
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	colloidal activated green huge tear	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 25
6402	oxidized magnetized upside-down jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 34
6403	flattened huge grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 45
6404	deionized violent pastilles	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 55
6405	oxidized jittery worst candy	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 15
6406	super-alkaline fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 30
6407	wool therapeutic Pocket Square of Loathing of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	wobbly squat teal squat KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	normal flavorless gruel	3	good	
6416	bland snack-sized mana curds	2	decent	
6417	twist of lime	0		
6418	pencil stub	0		
6419	boiled ghostly huge moth dust	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 36
6420	activated nitrogenated mirror glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 49
6421	tonic djinn	0		
6422	normal miniature vampire chowder	2	good	
6423	yellow Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	blurry Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	moldy gigantic shaking Dreadsylvanian stew	10	crappy	
6427	mediocre distilled Dreadsylvanian	5	decent	
6428	enhanced extra-corrupted Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 61
6429	enhanced huge gray Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 45
6430	bouncing up-at-dawn energetic dreadful fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	blurry ghostly banded dreadful sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	nippy dreadful glove	0		Cold Damage: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	wobbly Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	maroon Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	wobbly Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	spinning Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	fuchsia prompt inspector's veiny Covers-Your-Head	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +15, Adventures: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	huge asbestos-lined Socratic Drapes-You-Regally of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	blurry strapping Warms-Your-Tush of the businessman	0		Muscle: +5, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	fireproof MacGyver's Helps-You-Sleep	0		Maximum MP: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Blind
6444	auspicious studded Quiets-Your-Steps of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
6445	narrow toasty lion tamer's Protects-Your-Junk	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip
6446	hand-crafted fancy Gets-You-Drunk	3	EPIC	Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 25
6447	mirror Great Wolf's headband of the cougar of the bloodbag of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	aromatic stylish thinker's Great Wolf's left paw	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	jittery auspicious experienced smartaleck's Great Wolf's right paw	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	medical-grade Great Wolf's rocket launcher of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	blinking asbestos-lined Da Vinci's Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	vacuum-sealed quadruple-wet spinning blue Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 44
6454	healthy quilted Fonzie's zombie mariachi hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	huge nippy steel-toed zombie accordion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	green supercharged fortified zombie mariachi pants of the boozehound	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	shaking lion tamer's Socratic HOA regulation book of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +50
6458	thinker's HOA zombie eyes of the brazier of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	mirror wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	squat squat nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	electrified Rosewater's weightlifter's Mayor Ghost's toupee	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	pulsating greasy Temple Grandin's beefy Mayor Ghost's cloak	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	veiny studded sage Mayor Ghost's khakis	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	double-paned therapeutic wicked Mayor Ghost's gavel	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	skewed jittery Lo Pan's Herculean brawny Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip
6467	tumbling Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	tasty ghost pepper	3	awesome	
6469	foul-smelling sizzling deadly Thunkula's drinking cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	studded forbidden sinister Drunkula's cape	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	Drunkula's silky pants of Tarzan of dire peril of the glutton	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Food Drop: +100, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	narrow foul-smelling Lo Pan's Drunkula's ring of haze of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	shaking knitted Drunkula's wineglass	0		Cold Resistance: +3
6475	watered-down acceptable blinking bottle of Bloodweiser	2	good	
6476	beefy Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of the blizzard of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	Tesla hardened cool Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	blurry crafty forbidden Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	scorching dangerous slick Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7
6480	veiny Unkillable Skeleton's shield of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Thorns: 1
6481	resourceful brainy Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP: +50
6482	greedy Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the brazier of mayonnaise	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20
6483	Kool-Aid	1	awesome	
6484	dread tarragon	0		
6485	bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	olive stinking agaricus	0		
6488	rotten jumbo Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	5	crappy	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	squat tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	wax banana	0		
6493	complicated lock impression	0		
6494	tumbling replica key	0		
6495	jittery mirror Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	bad fancy strong bloody kiwitini	5	decent	Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 50
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	skewed lard-coated lion tamer's friendly moon-amber necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	skewed tumbling ghost pencil	0		
6504	censurious flame-wreathed scorching hangman's hood	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
6505	bouncing wobbly Socratic ring finger ring of Tarzan of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	narrow flame-retardant cool iron helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	smelly banded cool iron breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6510	Lo Pan's vibrating cool iron greaves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	scorching Samson's ghost shawl	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Damage: +25
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	wicked warm fur	0		Spell Damage: +5
6514	Fonzie's snowstick	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
6515	blurry clever eerie fetish	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
6516	bad weak stinkwater	2	decent	
6517	dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	low-calorie rotten mirror accidental mutton	1	crappy	
6519	drafty drawers of Gandalf of bravery	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	ghostly wolfskull mask of the cougar of the businessman	0		Moxie: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	shaking guts necklace	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
6522	aromatic healthy groping claw	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1
6523	mirror vengeful spirit of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
6524	beefy BOOtonniere	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip
6525	modified denatured ghost thread	0		Effect: "Soles of Glass", Effect Duration: 51
6526	slick bag of unfinished business of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +10, Candy Drop: +100
6527	pulsating tumbling scorching Lo Pan's transparent pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	scandalous hothammer	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
6529	artisanal upside-down Thriller Ice	3	EPIC	
6530	grandfather watch of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	spinning stiffened spyglass	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +5
6533	spinning squat careful vial of hot blood	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
6534	brainy remorseless knife	0		Mysticality: +5
6535	spinning clever intimidating coiffure	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	shaking savvy thinker's cod cape	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20
6537	spoiled thick purple blood sausage	5	crappy	
6538	Oprah's energetic frying brainpan	0		Maximum MP Percent: 70
6539	vibrating smooth ball and chain	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
6540	dry bone of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
6541	clever tailbone shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Thorns: 1
6542	squat occult tonguebone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
6543	blinking clever pogo stick of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
6545	purple manspreader's sharpshooter's wicked weedy skirt	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	horrifying thinker's pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	hot cluster	0		
6552	blinking cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	pulsating sleaze cluster	0		
6556	flattened warmed pulsating phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 60
6557	boiled irradiated ionized narrow phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 38
6558	oxidized phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 53
6559	warmed twirling phial of stench	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 54
6560	magnetized corrupted tarnished phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 11
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	Jeselnik's hand of Mr. Cards	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	adequate immense Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	10	good	
6565	spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	crappy	
6566	thick spoiled Dreadsylvanian pocket	5	crappy	
6567	adequate immense Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	9	good	
6568	normal Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	good	
6569	acceptable Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	3	good	
6570	artisanal Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	4	super ultra mega EPIC	
6571	tolerable Dreadsylvanian grimlet	4	good	
6572	tolerable Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	4	good	
6573	special tolerable tumbling Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	3	good	Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 5
6574	huge hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	blurry clusterbomb	0		
6577	blurry stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	mirror upside-down Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	narrow dreadful box	0		
6582	yellow Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	wobbly baleful hot dog wrapper	0		Spell Damage: +25
6585	blue debonair deboner of the dark arts of incineration	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50
6586	pickled galvanized chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 14
6587	hardened jar of frostigkraut	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Damage Aura: 1
6588	spinning grievous deadly gnawed-up dog bone	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
6589	red foul-smelling Grey Guanon	0		Stench Damage: +10, Damage Aura: 1
6590	ghostly Annie Oakley's sharpshooter's wizardly Engorged Sausages and You	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: 30
6591	acceptable enchanted triple-distilled narrow dream of a dog	10	good	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 20
6592	bouncing Jack Frost's crafty optimal spreadsheet of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6593	twirling cyan defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	compressed epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	tumbling clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	bouncing clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	squat clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	bouncing blurry cuckoo clock	0		
6615	hand-crafted Cold One	3	???	
6616	stale jumbo spaghetti breakfast	5	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	yellow mirror folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	upside-down folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	bouncing folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	spinning folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	tumbling folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	shaking ghostly folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	fuchsia folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	blurry cyan folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	ghostly folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	pulsating crafty slide rule of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
6649	irradiated Vulcanized tumbling Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Frost Tea", Effect Duration: 58
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	aged high-proof twirling stepmom's booze	10	awesome	
6653	surgical tape	0		
6654	stiffened band T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1
6655	aged fountain 'soda'	3	awesome	
6656	wobbly illegal firecracker	0		
6657	perfumed slick pickelhaube	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	boiled modified bouncing hair oil	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 47
6659	colloidal shaking scrap	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 69
6660	green school spirit socket set	0		
6661	blurry teal suspension bridge	0		
6662	clever Da Vinci's sage Staff of the Lunch Lady of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	lime green scorching experienced deathchucks	0		Experience: +2, Hot Damage: +25
6666	eraser	0		
6667	spinning quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	wobbly Faraday cage	0		
6669	red modeling claymore	0		
6670	clay homunculus	0		
6671	quadruple-energized lime green sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Christmessy", Effect Duration: 49
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	bouncing yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	stinkbomb	0		
6675	alkaline modified adjusted skewed yellow superwater	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 52
6676	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	Yearbook Club Camera of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	machete of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
6680	distilled hand-crafted Cursed Punch	5	EPIC	
6681	perfectly mixed bouncing Bowl of Scorpions	4	EPIC	
6682	smooth mirror Fog Murderer	4	awesome	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	gravedigger's surgical mask	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	Annie Oakley's head mirror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	hale half-size scalpel	0		Maximum HP: +20, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	surgical apron of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	foul-smelling bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Stench Damage: +10, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	tumbling wobbly McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	boring binder clip	0		
6695	McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	teal dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	teal scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	olive blinking imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	red Rosewater's slick short-handled mop	0		Moxie: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30
6705	moldy jungle floor wax	4	crappy	
6706	tumbling smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	concentrated cold-filtered bouncing colorful toad	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 35
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	ribald pygmy briefs of Flo-Jo	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	bouncing short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	blue bone abacus	0		
6713	narrow twirling adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	jittery mirror avaricious occult sphygmomanometer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +30
6716	concentrated denatured bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Puddingface", Effect Duration: 48
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	bouncing coward's stiffened compression stocking	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -20
6719	wobbly dangerous Herculean midriff scrubs	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +10
6720	polymerized pill cup	0		Effect: "Cold Throat", Effect Duration: 20
6721	horrifying quilted Newton's water bottle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	anodized pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 51
6723	shaking ghostly Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	super-sized moldy blurry exotic jungle fruit	5	crappy	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	skewed teal funky junk key	0		
6731	fuchsia Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	twirling claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	cigar sign	0		
6735	junk junk	0		
6736	teal blinking Junk-Bond	0		
6737	tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	jagged scrap	0		
6739	non-activated bent scrap	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 32
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	eternal car battery	0		
6742	electrified junk band	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
6743	narrow shaking miser's junk trunks	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	MacGyver's junk-mail shirt	0		Maximum MP: +100
6745	flavorless junk food	3	decent	
6746	hand-crafted junk yard	4	EPIC	
6747	squat purple sinister groovy swordzall	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +10
6748	twirling arm buzzer of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
6749	weightlifter's boilgun of the businessman	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +50
6750	blurry Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	huge packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	handful of barley	0		
6753	cluster of hops	0		
6754	squat beer bottle	0		
6755	beer label	0		
6756	artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	weak bad can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	artisanal ghostly can of Drooling Monk	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	delicious maroon can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	watered-down smooth jittery bottle of Old Pugilist	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	delicious bottle of Professor Beer	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	perfectly mixed high-proof special bottle of Rapier Witbier	8	EPIC	Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	smooth high-proof mirror bottle of Race Car Red	6	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	aged spirit-forward pulsating bottle of Greedy Dog	5	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	acceptable weak bottle of Lambada Lambic	2	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	liquid bread	1	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	reassuring hale tin tam of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	super-nitrogenated liquefied yellow tin cup	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	blinking baleful grievous tin foil of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	smelly brainy tin drum of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	blue tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	polymerized blurry gray foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Heavily Breathing", Effect Duration: 23
6777	corrupted diffused purple seal sweat	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 29
6778	moist improved boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 30
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	executive hardened studded sealhide shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Meat Drop: +40
6781	skewed sizzling thinker's scabrous seal epaulets	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
6782	abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	Temple Grandin's weightlifter's seal medal of the sewer	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +25
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	twirling blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	teal broken beer bottle	0		
6791	sharpened spoon	0		
6792	blue upside-down bouncing candy knife	0		
6793	soap knife	0		
6795	corrupted modified disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 54
6796	anodized disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 44
6797	corrupted ghostly disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 42
6798	concentrated ionized purple shaking blurry disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 61
6799	quadruple-chilled super-warmed disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 45
6800	altered quadruple-dry pulsating disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 63
6801	triple-nitrogenated polarized narrow disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 39
6802	frozen Vulcanized teal blurry disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Cold, Dead Hands", Effect Duration: 47
6803	magnetized denatured jittery disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 50
6804	super-polarized twirling disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 24
6805	activated ionized disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 46
6806	Vulcanized pressed disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 62
6807	bouncing shaking zippy The Sagittarian's leisure pants of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	shaking cyan accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	blinking mansplainer's beer-battered accordion	0		Monster Level: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	huge bouncing savvy baritone accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	mama's squeezebox of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	guancertina of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	gray knitted accordion file	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	Sinatra's accord ion	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	ghostly fortified bone bandoneon	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	twirling pentatonic accordion of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	bouncing smooth non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Moxie: +15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	shaking jittery lightning-fast boxer's Accordion of Jordion	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Initiative: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	jittery Da Vinci's autocalliope	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	squat accordionoid rocca of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	supercharged pygmy concertinette	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	cyan pulsating asbestos-lined dog trainer's ghost accordion	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	mirror peace accordion of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	stanky grievous alarm accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	perfumed gravedigger's vibrating All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	sizzling chilly KoL Con X Treasure Map	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +10
6828	artisanal weak discocktail	2	EPIC	
6829	flame-wreathed KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
6830	Da Vinci's Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
6831	triple-liquefied polymerized mirror Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Sappy Blood", Effect Duration: 21
6832	narrow Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	irradiated Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Material Witness", Effect Duration: 35
6834	Vulcanized box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky", Effect Duration: 24
6835	Vulcanized pickled pulsating bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 61
6836	irradiated tarnished PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Mayeaugh", Effect Duration: 52
6837	quadruple-tarnished corrupted wobbly Swizzler	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 41
6838	adjusted diffused pulsating lime green Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 12
6839	cold-filtered polarized jam	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 23
6840	ionized anodized teal Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 46
6841	flattened purple 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 45
6842	double-vacuum-sealed alkaline vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 27
6843	polarized bone bons	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 53
6844	extra-chilled energized ironic mint	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 47
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	killing jar	0		
6848	twirling razor-sharp security flashlight	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
6849	oxidized cold-filtered spinning Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 46
6850	rock-hard sturdy cane of dire peril of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Candy Drop: +100
6851	tumbling huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	twirling Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	upside-down carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	blinking desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	a suspicious address	0		
6856	maroon grievous Bal-musette accordion	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	stiffened Cajun accordion	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	greasy quirky accordion	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	brawny Skipper's accordion	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	rosewater-soaked gravedigger's medical-grade Pantsgiving of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	normal bite-sized can of sardines	1	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	adequate blurry upside-down high-calorie sugar substitute	3	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	half-sized normal pat of butter	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	immense adequate skewed dinner roll	10	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	moldy pulsating lime green mashed potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	tiny spoiled whole turkey leg	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	miniature moldy deviled egg	2	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	dry finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	non-irradiated boiled blinking bouncing dented spoon	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	polarized magnetized love note	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	red school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	irradiated tumbling nail file	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	quadruple-dry galvanized concentrated blurry candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	aerosolized modified cyan shaking post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	squat dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	narrow pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	Oprah's brainy bowl of petunias of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	fireproof experienced power sock of chilblains	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	scandalous experienced wizardly wool sock of horror	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	shaking asbestos-lined resourceful shellacked moustache sock of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	electrified gray spirit gum	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 16
6886	spirit pillow	0		
6887	blinking spirit sheet	0		
6888	jittery spirit mattress	0		
6889	blinking maroon spirit blanket	0		
6890	gray squat spirit bed	0		
6891	coward's spirit bell of the bloodbag of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -20, Booze Drop: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	quadruple-galvanized chilled cyan spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	activated concentrated freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	modified alkaline boiled ghostly blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	chilled handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	vacuum-sealed adjusted tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	polymerized aerosolized squat Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	teal Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	Sherlock's perfumed flask flops	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
6903	diffused colloidal diffused spinning nuts	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	energized energized gray bolts	0		Effect: "Eyes Wide Propped", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	toothsome enchanted gingerbread robot	4	awesome	Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	stale diet bouncing petit 4.1	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	flavorless olive nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	electrified plastic GORM-8	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	family-friendly plastic warbear	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	narrow energetic plastic Toybot	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	skewed wool plastic warbear fortress	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	perfumed knitted plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	narrow warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	bouncing warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	flame-retardant Socratic educational warbear hoverbelt	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	diffused polymerized mirror warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	dry super-activated wobbly warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	Vulcanized cold-filtered deionized cyan warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	adequate warbear feasting bread	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	moldy bouncing warbear warrior bread	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	diet spoiled jittery warbear thermoregulator bread	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	fancy high-proof acceptable warbear feasting mead	7	good	Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	high-proof smooth warbear bearserker mead	6	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	artisanal warbear blizzard mead	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	bouncing twirling warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	yellow Annie Oakley's baleful Herculean warbear plain fedora	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	tumbling skewed strapping warbear feathered fedora	0		Muscle: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	gray twirling sage brainy warbear fedora of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	tumbling olive zippy steel-toed smartaleck's warbear plain helm	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	blinking savvy warbear spiked helm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	tumbling reassuring boxer's warbear electro-spiked helm of terror	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	hale wholesome smooth warbear plain ushanka	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	dog trainer's warbear lined ushanka	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	red Annie Oakley's warbear heated ushanka of the blizzard of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	huge curative sinister Rosewater's warbear party pants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	stiffened warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	frightening banded slick warbear high festival pants	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	upside-down wholesome warbear battle greaves of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	blurry warbear officer greaves of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	chilly coward's dangerous warbear bearserker greaves	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Monster Level: -20, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	baleful warbear johns of mayonnaise of courage	0		Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	Annie Oakley's warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	Jeselnik's nippy warbear johns of the early riser	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	curative warbear goggles of James Dean of terror	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	strapping warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Muscle: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	fireproof curative dance instructor's warbear polarized goggles	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	miser's Fonzie's supercool warbear laser bowtie	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	wicked warbear plasma bowtie	0		Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	rock-hard warbear nuclear bowtie of the bloodbag of the businessman	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	wool veiny warbear warscarf of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	bouncing avaricious warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	aromatic razor-sharp warbear warscarf of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	jittery warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	warbear foil hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	flame-retardant quilted warbear oil pan	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	fortified warbear exhaust manifold	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	skewed warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	ghostly warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	narrow warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	bouncing blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	banded die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	shaking executive die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	shaking die-cast Dopey the Reindeer of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	Jack Frost's die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	chilly die-cast Happy the Reindeer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	lard-coated die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	twirling die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	huge fireproof die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	die-cast factory worker elf of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	ribald die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	olive tumbling occult die-cast middle-management elf	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	narrow ribald die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	upside-down cool die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	reassuring brawny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	beefy die-cast turtle mech	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	bouncing cool die-cast Swiss hen	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	groovy die-cast killing bird	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	cool die-cast ring	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	skewed die-cast goose a-laying of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	skewed fuchsia educational die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	resourceful die-cast blade a-spinning	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	dance instructor's die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	nasty die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	lime green jittery wool Annie Oakley's die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	stanky experienced die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	sage die-cast Don Crimbo of chilblains	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	blue perfumed Tesla die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Stench Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	Usain Bolt's Samson's die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	nitrogenated triple-aerosolized bouncing Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	gray narrow squat lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	diluted maroon handful of Smithereens	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	flavorless twirling Every Day is Like This Sundae	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	moldy huge yellow blurry Miserable Pie	6	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	spoiled This Charming Flan	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	bad irresponsibly strong Irish Coffee, English Heart	6	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	acceptable extra-dry fancy spinning shaking Strikes Again Bigmouth	5	good	Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	smooth weak Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	blinking Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	cyan tumbling executive horrifying quilted strapping Work is a Four Letter Sword	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	Jeselnik's stanky veiny Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	squat censurious Da Vinci's Sheila Take a Crossbow of wisdom of the glutton	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	Jim Carey's shellacked beefy A Light that Never Goes Out of James Dean	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	stanky foul-smelling wizardly Half a Purse of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	twirling vibrating hardened Da Vinci's Hairpiece On Fire of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	lightning-fast gravedigger's careful Vicar's Tutu of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	lime green padded dance instructor's Newton's Hand in Glove	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	healthy sinister Socratic Meat Tenderizer is Murder	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	shaking banded savvy smooth Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Moxie: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	ribald Van der Graaf Hand that Rocks the Ladle of courage	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	Jim Carey's stylish Saucepanic of bravery	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	lard-coated friendly groovy Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	Sinatra's Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of Gandalf of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	executive third-hand lantern	0		Meat Drop: +40
7031	loose purse strings	0		
7032	moldy narrow pickled egg	3	crappy	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	EPIC	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	ghostly warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	green warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	cyan jittery warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	dry ionized chilled warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Cosmic Flavor", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	tumbling warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	mirror warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	triple-frozen wobbly glass slipper	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	dehydrated antimatter wad	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	improved dry blinking warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	polymerized super-boiled frozen warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	pickled ionized teal warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	gigantic spoiled warbear gyro	8	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	quantum recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	upside-down warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	yellow squat warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	purple warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	stale blinking breakfast mess	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	bland breakfast miracle	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	altered non-quantum concentrated jittery maroon Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	jittery praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	twirling Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	blinking hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	diluted grim fairy tale	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	pulsating grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	tarnished moist single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	polymerized single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity", Effect Duration: 56
7069	Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	miniature rotten snow berries	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	bland gigantic upside-down ice harvest	6	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated ionized cyan frost flower	0		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	liquefied snow cleats	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	polarized liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Perfect Hair", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	fuchsia snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	rotten purple snow crab	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	weak acceptable narrow Ice Island Long Tea	2	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	spinning unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	spinning ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	rosy-cheeked snow mobile	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	blurry prompt ice bucket	0		Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	pulsating friendly chaotic snow shovel	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	blinking reassuring supercharged smartaleck's bod-ice	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	Van der Graaf snow belt of the cougar of Calamity Jane of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	twirling hardy rock-hard razor-sharp Socratic ice nine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	purple snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	bad strong En Una Fila Tequila	5	decent	
7091	Skully's hot chocolate	1	awesome	
7092	executive warbear dress helmet of the early riser	0		Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	rosewater-soaked banded warbear dress bracers	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	flame-wreathed savvy warbear dress greaves	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	lard-coated grievous sweatband	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	dance instructor's arcane researcher's gym shorts	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	bouncing veiny ankleweights of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	Lo Pan's baleful cool sweat socks of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	mixed cyan Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Effect: "Busy Bein' Delicious", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	aerosolized activated powder	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	friendly licorice whip	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	hand-crafted enchanted snakebite	3	EPIC	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	Jeselnik's candy stick	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	immense flavorless pecan	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	normal pecan pie	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	bouncing chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	low-calorie decent candy mountain oyster	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	drinkable chocotini	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	auspicious slick chocolate rabbit's foot of the businessman	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	toothsome candy carrot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	normal small candy carrot cake	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	Annie Oakley's carrot-on-a-stick of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	brawny weasel stomping pants of Tarzan	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	half-sized stale mulberry	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	drinkable irresponsibly strong upside-down mulled berry wine	7	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	lemon party hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	zippy lemon shirt	0		Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	lemon drop trousers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	double-activated blinking narrow lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	bouncing stanky fortified gummi sword	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	double-pressed bouncing jittery small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	chocolate cow bone of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	quadruple-denatured deionized gummi fang	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	normal half-sized huge leftover canap&eacute;s	2	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	bad practically non-alcoholic magnum of champagne	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	bouncing supercharged banded cow creamer of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	galvanized diffused narrow Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	shaking groovy wolf whistle of bravery	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	big special moldy witch's bread	5	crappy	Effect: "meat.enh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	triple-colloidal liquefied huge witch's brew	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	nippy occult witch's bra of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	delicious watered-down blinking mid-level medieval mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	Vulcanized magnetized R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	chilled polymerized skewed hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	moist hare brush	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	sizzling veiny hare pin	0		Maximum HP: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	upside-down green odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	diet bland tumbling teal squat cinnamon cannoli	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	special practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed huge expensive champagne	1	EPIC	Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	polarized magnetized polo trophy	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	pulsating squat straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152		0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	greedy chilly razor-sharp fire hose	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	moldy huge fireman's lunch	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	inspector's ruddy plain paper hat of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	toothsome huge ice cream sandwich	7	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	hale hardened &quot;honey&quot; dipper of the brazier	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	tasty bite-sized plumber's lunch	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	spinning sharpshooter's skull gearshift knob of the wise owl of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	spoiled bite-sized upside-down nachos of the night	1	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	Tesla steel-toed Sketcherz&trade; of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Food Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	flavorless can of Adultwitch&trade;	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	quadruple-wet wet ionized smudge stick	0		Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	improved nitrogenated quadruple-flattened tumbling wall	0		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	weak hand-crafted shaking tankard of ale	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	galvanized corrupted dry mirror scroll case	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	modified enhanced jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	yellow wobbly juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	narrow crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	rotten humble pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	tumbling small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	upside-down shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	adjusted enhanced tumbling crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Familial Ties", Effect Duration: 11
7178	mirror Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	teal The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	olive The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	watered-down drinkable mirror unnamed cocktail	2	good	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	narrow unrequired jacket of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
7190	jittery occult tommy gun	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	jittery blinking throwing knife	0		
7193	throwing spoon	0		
7194	pulsating throwing fork	0		
7195	frosty strapping breadchucks	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	wobbly friendly combat fan	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7198	teal friendly crafty silk skirt	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	wobbly blowdart	0		
7200	pulsating sage Buddy Bjorn	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	sage beefy The Nuge's favorite crossbow of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +25
7202	half-sized flavorless ghostly jittery sweet roll Alabama	2	decent	
7203	bouncing Saturday Night Special of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
7204	purple lynyrd snare	0		
7205	tumbling Socratic fleetwood chain	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
7206	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Green Manalishi	1	good	
7207	mirror blade of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7208	blurry fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	spinning eagle's milk	1	good	
7210	energized adjusted jittery eagle feather	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 68
7211	triple-polymerized anodized super-boiled one pill	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 45
7212	bouncing scandalous Jefferson wings	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
7213	fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	red cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	normal narrow fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3	good	
7216	lynyrd skin	0		
7217	lynyrdskin cap of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	upside-down chilly lynyrdskin tunic	0		Cold Damage: +5
7219	friendly lynyrdskin breeches	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	spinning cigarette lighter	0		
7221	priceless diamond	0		
7222	acceptable upside-down Flamin' Whatshisname	4	good	
7223	concentrated concentrated oxidized lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 20
7224	stiffened Kashmir sweater of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +100
7225	spoiled custard pie	3	crappy	
7226	squat bouncing blue tea for one	1	EPIC	
7227	lousy weak bottle of Evermore	2	decent	
7228	purple blurry box	0		
7229	distilled aged enchanted huge wine	5	awesome	Effect: "Wings of the Grasshopper", Effect Duration: 35
7230	practically non-alcoholic drinkable mirror rum	1	good	
7231	tolerable irresponsibly strong Murderer's Punch	8	good	
7232	decent jumbo spinning velvet cake	5	good	
7233	extra-polarized triple-warmed letter	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 65
7234	extremely unsafe book of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25
7235	prompt baleful masque	0		Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
7236	ghostly red-hot poker of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
7237	Herculean Red X Shield	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
7238	lime green auspicious badge of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
7239	shaking green skewed electrified shirt of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
7240	tumbling flame-wreathed rock-hard coat	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
7241	bouncing up-at-dawn reassuring shoe	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
7242	button	0		
7243	bouncing button	0		
7244	non-vacuum-sealed polymerized green blood cells	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 67
7245	super-unsweetened blue eye	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 61
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	executive Rosewater's Red Fox glove	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +40, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	corrupted foxglove	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 58
7249	lime green Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	lime green greedy family-friendly smartaleck's Sneaky Pete's jacket of the sewer	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	red really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	mediocre weak mini-martini	2	decent	
7256	smoke grenade	0		
7257	altered blinking tumbling skewed molotov soda	1	crappy	
7258	denatured extra-quantum polarized pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 47
7259	crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	pulsating skewed maroon Temple Grandin's Socratic thinker's Sneaky Pete's basket	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +7
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	blinking photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	disposable instant camera	0		
7267	wobbly Lo Pan's hardy Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	&quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	bouncing Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	toasty plastic Professor What	0		Hot Damage: +5
7273	Jim Carey's plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Monster Level: +25
7274	smelly plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7275	manspreader's plastic Gary Claybender	0		Monster Level: +10
7276	twirling wholesome plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7277	aerosolized robot grease	0		Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 13
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	polymerized yellow mirror upside-down wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 69
7280	denatured quantum wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 48
7281	magnetized wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 69
7282	pressed cold-filtered super-boiled shaking wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Worth Your Salt", Effect Duration: 66
7283	vacuum-sealed wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 17
7284	ghostly dog trainer's Jim Carey's crying statue earrings	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	shellacked plastic Duskwalker necklace of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	teal Newton's groovy plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	skewed maroon cool Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	flame-wreathed hardy Space Tourist palmdoctor	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	yellow brawny weightlifter's amok putter of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience: +3
7290	fancy big rotten amok pudding	5	crappy	Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 40
7291	blinking deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	fuchsia squat putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	ionized can of V-11	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	flame-wreathed electrified elevennis shoes	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	teal elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	twirling miser's elevenderizing hammer	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	brawny Professor What T-Shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20
7298	mirror heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	wobbly Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	bouncing skewed Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	oxidized pressed eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 57
7309	warmed mirror rosewater cream	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 53
7310	moist bronzer	0		Effect: "Egg on your Face", Effect Duration: 13
7311	mirror Annie Oakley's elegant nightstick of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20
7312	huge still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	bouncing poppet	0		
7315	fuchsia squat upside-down rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	narrow Sherlock's stanky beefy ghost of a necklace	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
7319	narrow prompt flame-wreathed Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +3
7320	diffused Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Oxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 17
7321	upside-down avaricious Annie Oakley's Stephen's lab coat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30
7322	quadruple-unsweetened energized blurry olive Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 27
7323	huge Samson's weightlifter's Jacob's rung	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +5
7324	pickled skewed battery	1		
7325	bad practically non-alcoholic wobbly snakebite	1	decent	
7326	family-friendly coward's rubber ribcage	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
7327	altered synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 45
7328	activated funny bone	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 64
7329	Jim Carey's half-melted spoon of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25
7330	powdered squat teal the funk	1		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 35
7331	flavorless gunky chicken	3	decent	
7332	blurry friendly doll head	0		Familiar Weight: +3
7333	droopy doll eye	0		
7334	pulsating purple jittery voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	green pulsating auspicious curative paddle-ball	0		Item Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7336	aerosolized sound effects record	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 31
7337	narrow alphabet block	0		
7338	tarnished super-activated dancer	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 28
7339	music box mechanism	0		
7340	brainy moose antlers	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	enhanced alkaline twirling spinning squat moose thought	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 52
7342	jumbo delicious pulsating moose chocolate	5	awesome	
7343	aged painting of a glass of wine	4	awesome	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	skewed twirling fuchsia perfumed ghost toga of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Resistance: +5
7348	tasty sheet cake	3	awesome	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	arcane researcher's Staff of the Electric Range of the storm of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25
7352	snack-sized adequate deluxe layer cake	2	good	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	triple-distilled mediocre red-hot boilermaker	6	decent	
7355	blurry mirror coal shovel of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	super-activated irradiated hot coal	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 45
7357	aerosolized coal dust	0		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 61
7358	Annie Oakley's Bram's choker of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7359	narrow plaid swatch	0		
7360	plaid bandage	0		
7361	blinking wholesome plaid pocket square	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7362	ruddy Herculean plaid skirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	pickled extra-vacuum-sealed upside-down shaking bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 15
7364	purple fabric softener	0		
7365	electrified quadruple-warmed fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 28
7366	mediocre bottle of laundry sherry	4	decent	
7367	diffused ghostly industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 43, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	immense tasty extra-flat panini	10	awesome	
7369	extra-liquefied frozen mangled finger	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 28
7370	lousy bouncing Psychotic Train wine	3	decent	
7371	crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	big spoiled mirror pie man was not meant to eat	5	crappy	
7373	reassuring sommelier's towel	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7374	wobbly executive tarnished tastevin	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip
7375	rotten small fancy spinning actual tapas	2	crappy	Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 40
7376	ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	avaricious ghast iron cleaver of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
7378	Van der Graaf ghast iron Garibaldi of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	fireproof greasy ghast iron heater shield	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
7380	ghostly healthy ghast iron codpiece of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	Newton's Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	super-dry Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	triple-galvanized polarized Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	electrified twirling wobbly Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	Vulcanized corrupted twirling Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Ooh, Umami!", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	modified double-cold-filtered Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	adjusted non-nitrogenated adjusted Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	oxidized warmed olive Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	corrupted adjusted Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	denatured blinking Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	concentrated enhanced non-anodized Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	triple-altered Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Wasabi With You", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	diffused twirling Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	ionized dry red Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	boiled Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	triple-galvanized jittery Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	quadruple-cold-filtered denatured Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	galvanized Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	double-ionized red Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Improved Candy Vision", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	extra-ionized twirling Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	double-altered frozen denatured Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	diffused Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	chilled corrupted Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	blinking Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	green Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	blue upside-down Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	pulsating Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	blurry bouncing pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	huge Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	narrow salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	blinking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	enhanced nitrogenated liquefied twirling yellow sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	improved quadruple-ionized yellow Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	nitrogenated chilled Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	galvanized Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	altered bouncing Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	nitrogenated cyan Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	dry modified pulsating Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	cold-filtered denatured Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	flavorless gigantic ghostly Beefy Crunch Pastaco	8	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	flavorless Brain Food Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	bland wobbly Cool Brunch Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	decent immense gray Medical Pastaco	8	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	snack-sized moldy Energy Buzz Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	normal huge blue narrow Ludovico Pastaco	6	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	weak delicious overpowering mushroom wine	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	bad complex mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	smooth smooth mushroom wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	irresponsibly strong mediocre special blood-red mushroom wine	6	decent	Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	hand-crafted buzzing mushroom wine	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	delicious skewed swirling mushroom wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	rotten Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	moldy immense Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	8	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	jittery Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	perfectly mixed narrow regular-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	hand-crafted lime green super-size brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	tolerable irresponsibly strong broberry brogurt	6	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	mediocre strong brocolate brogurt	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	acceptable French bronilla brogurt	3	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	blinking History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	mirror industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	occult Brogre brorts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	curative Brogre brolo shirt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	Brogre bucket hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	lime green pulsating Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	spinning airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	toasty sharpshooter's groovy 8-billed baseball cap	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	bouncing miser's resourceful personal trainer's extremely wet T-shirt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	spinning avaricious personal trainer's shrimp fork of the dark arts	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	magnetized warmed BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	energized narrow go-go potion	0		Effect: "Black Lung", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	boiled modified shaking shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	non-boiled ionized ghostly Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	cyan blurry double-paned string of moist beads	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	blinking Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	tarnished activated double-polymerized jittery Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	blue possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	quantum sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	dry liquefied irradiated jittery huge squat sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Third Based", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	upside-down sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	lousy Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	decent	
7483	lousy spinning La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3	decent	
7484	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	1	good	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	red castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	bouncing detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	blurry triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	irresponsibly strong mediocre narrow bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	7	decent	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	wine bomb	0		
7495	recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	bottled day	0		
7497	mirror yellow ghost formula	0		
7498	upside-down Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	polarized concentrated Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Blubbered Up", Effect Duration: 50
7500	map	0		
7501	narrow	0		
7502	moist dry Texas tea	0		Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 33
7503	dark hamethyst ring of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
7504	blinking quilted dark baconstone ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40
7505	executive dark porquoise ring	0		Meat Drop: +40
7506	shaking Jack Frost's thinker's book	0		Mysticality: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
7507	stylish cloak	0		Moxie: +25
7508	narrow blinking label	0		
7509	tiny stale fuchsia Mornington crescent roll	1	decent	
7510	Vulcanized eye shadow	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 61
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	enhanced poppy	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 21
7513	opium grenade	0		
7514	skewed forbidden groovy duonoculars	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
7515	plastic rock	0		
7516	tumbling witch's spare house key	0		
7517	wicked experienced spider leg	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +5
7518	wand of pigification	0		
7519	hand-crafted watered-down glass of bourbon	2	EPIC	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	spoiled narrow government cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	olive Temple Grandin's pair of government shades	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	unsweetened huge skewed government	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	vacuum-sealed vacuum-sealed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	Fonzie's government-issued night-vision goggles of Leguizamo	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	decent diet maroon loaf of alien bread	1	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	half-sized spoiled grilled cheese sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	dehydrated jittery blinking alien protein powder	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong rocket fuel	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	triple-distilled drinkable stealth bomber	10	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	huge space beast fur hat of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	green flame-retardant space beast fur pants	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	squat space beast fur whip of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	bouncing space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	upside-down jittery frosty space heater of doom	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	tolerable extra-dry wobbly space port	5	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	hale arcane researcher's space needle	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	dry lime green buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	blue spinning hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	Vulcanized diffused ash soda	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	alkaline bouncing liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	quadruple-colloidal huge dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Brother Corsican's Blessing", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	energized frozen skewed bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	jittery purple shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	denatured deionized skewed bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Violent Night", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	blinking page	0		
7556	squat elephant gift	0		
7557	ionized ionized blood cells	0		Effect: "Pemmican't", Effect Duration: 40
7558	practically non-alcoholic delicious special spinning wine	1	awesome	Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30
7559	ionized colloidal ghostly wobbly gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Bone Homie", Effect Duration: 43
7560	squat fuchsia turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	improved chilled giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 19
7562	wet maroon spinning musk turtle	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 63
7563	liquefied modified spinning huge programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 54
7564	non-magnetized blurry mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Memory of Resilience", Effect Duration: 52
7565	delicious ham steak	4	awesome	
7566	foul-smelling time-twitching toolbelt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	Chroner	0		
7568	chilly lion tamer's smartaleck's Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5
7569	ribald Oprah's Time Bandit Badge of Courage of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +10
7570	polymerized frozen Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 54
7571	tumbling stiffened extremely unsafe silent pea shooter	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1
7572	jumbo flavorless D roll	5	decent	
7573	censurious MacGyver's kiwi beak	0		Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3
7574	triple-distilled smooth New Zealand iced tea	7	awesome	
7575	frosty personal trainer's droll monocle	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7576	activated corrupted wobbly future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Extra-Wet", Effect Duration: 17
7577	diffused anodized pulsating future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
7578	ionized colloidal enhanced future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 42
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	diluted liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	adequate rack of dinosaur ribs	4	good	
7583	aged skewed scotch on the rocks	3	awesome	
7584	yabba dabba doo rag of dire peril of the detective	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	up-at-dawn Lo Pan's wooly loincloth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	olive Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	triple-distilled lousy glass of &quot;milk&quot;	7	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	drinkable cup of &quot;tea&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	drinkable special thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	3	good	Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	practically non-alcoholic tolerable huge Lucky Lindy	1	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	acceptable Bee's Knees	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	aged distilled Sockdollager	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	hand-crafted Ish Kabibble	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	tolerable Hot Socks	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	bad cyan Phonus Balonus	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	weak mediocre Flivver	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	special extra-dry aged Sloppy Jalopy	5	awesome	Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	concentrated squat fuchsia flame	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 25
7601	magnetized electrified temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 17
7602	pickled denatured wobbly Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 35
7603	modified unsweetened galvanized narrow neckbeard	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 48
7604	activated warmed artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 33
7605	boiled Vulcanized huge punk patch	0		Effect: "20-20 Second Sight", Effect Duration: 69
7606	adjusted extra-aerosolized frozen gray steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 56
7607	polymerized galvanized energized vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 26
7608	colloidal turtle mud	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 31
7609	liquefied Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 60
7610	galvanized mirror Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Fratty Flavor", Effect Duration: 58
7611	cold-filtered skewed Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Savage Beast Inside", Effect Duration: 37
7612	ionized wet blinking bouncing tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 55
7613	oxidized wet bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 25
7614	quadruple-dry modified voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 66
7615	colloidal huge jittery pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 15
7616	liquefied pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 24
7617	Vulcanized ghostly short deposition	0		Effect: "Big Punkin'", Effect Duration: 44
7618	frozen pressed straw pole	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 11
7619	polarized copperhead potion	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 34
7620	Vulcanized modified ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 47
7621	ionized corrupted wobbly ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 68
7622	tarnished altered energized button rouge	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 65
7623	frozen corrupted Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 16
7624	magnetized liquefied lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 22
7625	dry blinking flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 65
7626	ionized narrow twirling oyster badge	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 23
7627	activated oxidized squat spinning plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 54
7628	wet enhanced huge dancing fan	0		Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 39
7629	aerosolized super-wet mirror page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 41
7630	adjusted colloidal jittery blurry magic powder	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 34
7631	cold-filtered nitrogenated blinking friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 15
7632	irradiated spinning government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "All Branned Up", Effect Duration: 57
7633	liquefied modified alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Cute Vision", Effect Duration: 59
7634	warmed cyan irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Vital", Effect Duration: 46
7635	adjusted deionized purple blurry cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "[1342]Slicked-Back Do", Effect Duration: 58
7636	Newton's educational shellacked shell	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	pillow shell of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	hardened whatsit-covered turtle shell	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	nasty oil shell	0		Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	knitted wholesome smooth turtle shell	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	wobbly shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	tumbling red duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	skewed aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	triple-vacuum-sealed pulsating gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 32
7650	double-alkaline bouncing catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 34
7651	freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	narrow jittery fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	cyan fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	blurry fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	tumbling manspreader's neoprene skullcap	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	super-dry dry wobbly bouncing goblin water	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 43
7661	red twirling dumb mud	0		
7662	bland gigantic Sogg-Os	10	decent	
7663	tumbling occult slick Lord Soggyraven's Slippers of the glutton	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
7664	polymerized liquefied bouncing Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30
7665	super-adjusted spinning liquid ice	0		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 35
7666	artisanal Wet Russian	3	EPIC	
7667	spoiled filet of The Fish	3	crappy	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	executive thunder down underwear of Leguizamo of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	fireproof greasy banded famous raincoat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	jittery jittery ruddy quilted beefcake's lightning rod	0		Muscle: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	flame-retardant law-abiding citizen cane	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
7673	practically non-alcoholic bad blurry legitimate business on the beach	1	decent	
7674	hep waders of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	adequate small jive turkey leg	2	good	
7676	vibrating birdbone corset	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
7677	denatured ghostly red wobbly candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Wet Jaw", Effect Duration: 64
7678	supercool 4-dimensional fez	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	tumbling throwing candy	0		
7680	ghostly toasty super-absorbent tarp	0		Hot Damage: +5
7681	weak mediocre yellow unquiet spirits	2	decent	
7682	thinker's banjo kazoo mount	0		Mysticality: +10, Single Equip
7683	pickled blinking grass	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 16
7684	upside-down forbidden Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7685	ghostly Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked Time Bandit Time Towel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30
7686	smelly chilly padded Caveman Dan's favorite rock	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7687	polymerized diffused dog ointment	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 57
7688	resourceful gumshoes of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
7689	gravedigger's grievous flapper floppers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
7690	avaricious mansplainer's sneakeasies	0		Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
7691	upside-down zippy plastic nunchaku of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	razor-sharp thinker's beefy hand whip	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	ghostly ghostly shellacked quilted glow-in-the-dark necklace of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	blinking hale hardened stiffened cap gun	0		Damage Reduction: 4, Maximum HP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	smelly cassette player of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	blinking rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	blurry &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	altered gray confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	ionized ionized aerosolized confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	triple-cold-filtered chilled improved confiscated love note	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	yellow LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	squat The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	electrified narrow rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	lightning-fast padded rubber cape	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	zippy wool Jeselnik's sharpshooter's Thor's Pliers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	frozen magnetized candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 54
7711	auspicious stylish water wings for babies	0		Moxie: +25, Item Drop: +10
7712	skewed beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	spoiled squat Strix stix	3	crappy	
7714	blinking twirling scorching dog trainer's Newton's vampire pellet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25
7715	hand-crafted jittery non-aged vinegar	3	EPIC	
7716	rosewater-soaked unsanitized scalpel	0		Stench Resistance: +3
7717	wicked gladiator tunica	0		Spell Damage: +5
7718	chaotic Roman sadnals	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
7719	olive blurry curative madius	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
7720	lion tamer's radiator heater shield	0		Experience (familiar): +2
7721	extra-chilled activated salt wages	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 33
7722	skewed deadly centurion helmet	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	tumbling upside-down resourceful pteruges	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	boiled huge Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Jammin'", Effect Duration: 23
7726	Vulcanized altered dry narrow Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 69
7727	altered quantum energized Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 27
7728	extra-moist tarnished mirror Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 49
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	tumbling Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	wobbly Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	shaking Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	jittery Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	shaking Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	huge Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	gray Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	jittery asbestos-lined Xiblaxian stealth cowl of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	tumbling coward's wholesome Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	blurry scandalous Xiblaxian stealth vest of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	moldy gigantic Xiblaxian ultraburrito	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	special spirit-forward perfectly mixed Xiblaxian space-whiskey	5	EPIC	Effect: "Eldritch Concentration", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	super-ionized improved activated They liver	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	decent They liver popsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	bouncing holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	boiled shaking pulsating residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	executive inspector's rosy-cheeked defective Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +40
7767	pulsating airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	Jeselnik's beefy Personal Ventilation Unit of dire peril	0		Muscle: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	oxidized double-unsweetened pickled upside-down the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	spoiled &quot;meat&quot; stick	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	dried transdermal smoke patch	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	spinning specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	tumbling fuchsia up-at-dawn Lo Pan's veiny pair of plants	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	aromatic nippy ruddy Sasq&trade; watch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	up-at-dawn manspreader's shellacked smoker's cloak	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	scorching Jim Carey's arcane researcher's camouflage T-shirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	oxidized polarized experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	Temple Grandin's vibrating thinker's heavy-duty clipboard	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	up-at-dawn lightning-fast rosewater-soaked foul-smelling battery-powered drill	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	toothsome limp broccoli	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	scandalous Oprah's beefy hat	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	activated adjusted monkey barf	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	boiled modified candy	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	censurious horrifying jangly bracelet of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	therapeutic cuddly teddy bear	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	mirror ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	Fonzie's Herculean first-aid pouch	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	vacuum-sealed narrow wobbly airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	normal jumbo initiative shawarma	5	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	adequate warm war shawarma	3	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	low-calorie normal twirling karma shawarma	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	perfectly mixed narrow Jungle Juice	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	hand-crafted Amnesiac Ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Highest Bitter	1	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	MacGyver's arcane researcher's mercenary pistol	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	up-at-dawn hardened mercenary rifle	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	shaking Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	skewed Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	skewed TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	shaking unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	half-sized stale seared dino steak	2	decent	
7814	lousy weak bottle of drinkin' gas	2	decent	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	dove DNA	0		
7817	yellow gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	99.44% pure math	0		
7819	red simple AI	0		
7820	teal ghostly corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	blurry sentient meat mass	0		
7822	spinning zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	tumbling zippy grievous iShield of the cheetah	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: 80
7825	crafty baleful Fonzie's earbuds	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
7826	knitted hale iFlail of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
7827	spoiled unidentifiable dried fruit	4	crappy	
7828	acceptable practically non-alcoholic flat cider	1	good	
7829	miser's supercool thinker's trench lighter	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	adjusted gray experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	pulsating pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	upside-down Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	shaking Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	huge special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	squat special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	triple-anodized diffused purple perl necklace	0		Effect: "Haunted Stomach", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	quantum colloidal shaking tumbling Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	adjusted blurry ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	diet normal petit fortran	1	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	gigantic moldy skewed java cookie	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	miniature rotten cookie cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	Fonzie's plastic exo-suited miner	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	upside-down Annie Oakley's plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	plastic ambulatory robo-minecart of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	foul-smelling plastic Crimbot	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	olive sizzling plastic Crimbomega	0		Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	double-chilled flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	hardened radiation-resistant helmet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	electrified servo-assisted exo-pants	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	high-energy mining laser of the blizzard of the businessman	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	bouncing peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	jittery blurry nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	lime green cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	huge Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	yellow Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	blue Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	blinking Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	olive Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	twirling Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	mirror Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	narrow Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	purple Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	gray Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	huge Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	spinning Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	blue skewed Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	jittery recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	blurry recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	shaking red recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	jittery recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	spinning zippy lion tamer's Temple Grandin's Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	dry Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 49
7915	wet Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 18
7916	mimeplasm	0		
7917	polarized BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 62
7918	alkaline ionized yellow Moonds	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 27
7919	adjusted Big Punk	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 43
7920	huge fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	boozy acceptable Friendly Turkey	5	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	perfectly mixed tumbling Agitated Turkey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	artisanal ghostly Ambitious Turkey	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	normal blue jittery neutron lollipop	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	extra-dry tolerable gamma nog	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	compressed single atom	1	awesome	Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	spinning Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	shaking sleeve deuce	0		
7942	blurry pocket ace	0		
7943	nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	twirling table	0		
7946	avaricious supercharged sinister outlaw bandana	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30
7947	artisanal whiskey in a broken glass	3	EPIC	
7948	watered-down drinkable ghostly shot of mescal	2	good	
7949	mediocre glass of herbal tequila	3	decent	
7950	bouncing minin' dynamite	0		
7951	ghostly gravedigger's smelly plaid cowboy hat	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	blurry gray lasso	0		
7953	smelly Sinatra's rusted-out shootin' iron of horror	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	gray box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	auspicious Jeselnik's veiny Staff of Ed of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	bouncing green amulet	0		
7964	cyan wholesome Staff of Fats	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
7965	twirling Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	World's Best Adventurer sash of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
7968	topiary nugglet	0		
7969	yellow beehive	0		
7970	maroon narrow boning knife	0		
7971	olive Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	denatured blurry mummified fig	1	crappy	
7973	powdered mummified loaf of bread	1	EPIC	
7974	vaporized mummified beef haunch	1	good	Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 50
7975	narrow linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	silk bandages	0		
7978	holy spring water	0		
7979	spirit beer	0		
7980	bouncing shaking sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	Sister Accessory of the pedagogue of the storm	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Softcore Only
7984	double-galvanized Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 58
7985	resourceful fortified parachute	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	friendly ruddy pad	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	jittery flame-retardant razor-sharp peeler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	bouncing Usain Bolt's pettipants of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	wobbly hardy panama hat of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	jittery avaricious clever pulsera	0		Maximum MP: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	police baton of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	bouncing red Usain Bolt's gravedigger's careful savvy boxer's plus-fours of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	sharpshooter's porkpie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	maroon toasty rock-hard pepper mill	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	asbestos-lined chilly pelerine	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	cyan Newton's phantom mask of the blizzard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	denatured polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	modified maroon powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	irradiated moist cold-filtered upside-down gray choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	wet smart watch	0		Effect: "Powder Power", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	wet super-moist augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Stinking Alphredo&trade;", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	toy Crimbot mega face of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	steel-toed toy Crimbot power glove	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	toy Crimbot super fist of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	toy Crimbot rocket legs of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	boiled Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	wobbly Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	green Oprah's smooth Crimbomega drive chain of the early riser	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Adventures: +7, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	fuchsia Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	aerosolized fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	super-polarized flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	extra-activated warmed and rain stick	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 58
8019	pulsating Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	tasty snack-sized Choco-Mint patty	2	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	tolerable hot mint schnocolate	4	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	diluted homeopathic mint tea	1	decent	Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	pulsating foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	pulsating artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	pulsating skewed Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	asbestos-lined tope&eacute; of the detective	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	topiary tights of wisdom of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +20
8036	topiary necktie of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8037	thick flavorless bowl of topioca	5	decent	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	jittery trusty whip	0		
8041	bouncing crumbling skull	0		
8042	spinning rock	0		
8043	gray pot	0		Item Drop: +5
8044	huge spelunking fedora of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8045	wool sturdy machete	0		Cold Resistance: +1
8046	ghostly greedy shotgun	0		Meat Drop: +20
8047	boomerang of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
8049	therapeutic mining helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8050	toasty X-ray goggles	0		Hot Damage: +5, Luck: +5
8051	cape of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8052	jetpack of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
8053	bouncing spring boots	0		
8054	spiked boots	0		
8055	studded pickaxe	0		Damage Absorption: +80
8056	torch	0		
8057	Rosewater's brawny [spelunking test kit]	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30
8058	brawny plasma rifle	0		Muscle Percent: +20
8059	jittery huge Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	aromatic baleful The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	lime green Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	spinning banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	diluted squat	1	good	Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	spinning Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	janitor sponge	0		
8073	red Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	upside-down gravedigger's smelly Spelunker's fedora of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	upside-down foul-smelling Jim Carey's Spelunker's whip of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 45, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	maroon ruddy Spelunker's khakis of James Dean of dire peril	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	wobbly Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	purple Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	jewel	0		
8089	mirror headless sparrow	0		
8090	mangled squirrel	0		
8091	narrow rat carcass	0		
8092	wicker kickers of the storm of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	wicker slicker of the brute of the pedagogue	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	rosy-cheeked brainy wicker knickers	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	Usain Bolt's aromatic wicker ticker	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	scorching wizardly wicker sticker	0		Mysticality: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	family-friendly resourceful wicker clicker	0		Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	distilled wickerbits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	friendly stylish belt	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	narrow brawny badge of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	frosty careful bowl	0		Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	frosty brooch of the boozehound	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	squat chaotic personal trainer's breeches	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	bouncing backpack of doom of the glutton	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	compressed bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	shellacked brainy anvil	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	arcane researcher's akubra of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	shaking wobbly prompt therapeutic apron	0		Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	red foul-smelling ascot of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	pulsating vibrating ruddy attache case	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	flame-retardant accordion of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Resistance: +1, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	dehydrated tumbling aerosolized	1		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	shellacked hardened wig	0		Damage Reduction: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	miser's rosewater-soaked winch crank	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	blurry up-at-dawn horrifying widget	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	spinning zippy vibrating whisk	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	walker of the detective of the businessman	0		Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	mirror crafty waders of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	denatured flakes	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	careful gaiters of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	olive mansplainer's Tesla garland	0		Monster Level: +15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	lime green skewed Usain Bolt's chilly gunnysack	0		Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	fuchsia thinker's garibaldi of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	rosewater-soaked padded girdle	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	frightening chilly gloves	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	powdered gray smithereens	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	spinning aromatic fiberglass fetish of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	ghostly lightning-fast Herculean fiberglass foil	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	reassuring clever fiberglass fannypack	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	quilted fiberglass frock of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	blurry zippy fiberglass fingerguard of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	upside-down blinking sinister fiberglass fedora of the brazier	0		Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	powdered mirror fiberglass fibers	1		Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	bouncing winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	friendly rubber spatula	0		Familiar Weight: +3
8139	nasty spoon	0		Stench Damage: +5
8140	chilly crystalline reamer	0		Cold Damage: +5
8141	mansplainer's macroplane grater	0		Monster Level: +15
8142	bastard baster of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
8143	flame-retardant obsidian nutcracker	0		Hot Resistance: +1
8144	jittery talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	shaking stiffened glass eye of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
8146	tarnished liquefied invisible potion	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 49
8147	time shuriken	0		
8148	vibrating ninjammies of terror of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	energized gray Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Aloofah", Effect Duration: 47
8150	galvanized sugar sphere	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 46
8151	chilled Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 12
8152	irradiated spinning wobbly yellow polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 11
8153	polymerized shaking spinning candy dish	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 34
8154	Vulcanized squat Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Wintry Breath", Effect Duration: 35
8155	electrified gray talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 50
8156	check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	maroon huge Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	yellow bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	purple half of a tooth	0		
8160	cold-filtered deionized mouse skull	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 40
8161	electrified really thick spine	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 26
8162	steel-toed skullcap of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	Sherlock's sharpshooter's three-legged pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	flame-retardant smooth remaindered axe	0		Moxie: +15, Hot Resistance: +1
8165	low-budget shield	0		
8166	slick cr&ecirc;epy mask of the detective	0		Moxie: +10, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	spoiled baguette	3	crappy	
8168	glob of icing	0		
8169	alkaline corrupted jittery red ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 50
8170	ionized mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13
8171	delicious special irresponsibly strong unflavored wine cooler	7	awesome	Effect: "Gummiskin", Effect Duration: 20
8172	mirror carton of snake milk	1	crappy	
8173	yellow sage sewer snake	0		Mysticality Percent: +10
8174	adequate pigeon egg	4	good	
8175	blue mansplainer's jaunty feather of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15
8176	watered-down drinkable pulsating premium malt liquor	2	good	
8177	narrow banded Fonzie's brown paper pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +100
8178	brown paper bag mask of Calamity Jane of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +50
8179	squat ring of telling skeletons what to do of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	razor-sharp breadwand	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8181	shaking Newton's loafers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	sharpshooter's bread basket	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
8184	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	gray pulsating lightning-fast wicked The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Spell Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	blurry blurry map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	smooth fortified upside-down wobbly Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5	awesome	
8189	bad Radberry Rip wine cooler	3	decent	
8190	irresponsibly strong delicious ghostly Orangemageddon wine cooler	10	awesome	
8191	bad Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	decent	
8192	irresponsibly strong lousy bouncing Citrus Crush wine cooler	8	decent	
8193	adequate snack-sized plain bagel	2	good	
8194	thick bland huge glob of cream cheese	5	decent	
8195	enchanted low-calorie decent loaf of soda bread	1	good	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 5
8196	spoiled snack-sized acceptable bagel	2	crappy	
8197	bland standard-issue cupcake	3	decent	
8198	stale ultra-deluxe cupcake	3	decent	
8199	blinking purple hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	jumbo bland popular tart	5	decent	
8201	wobbly upside-down no-handed pie	0		
8202	polymerized huge Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Muscle Unbound", Effect Duration: 52
8203	pulsating airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	green one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	ghostly Socratic sage expensive camera	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	polarized blurry How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	skewed twirling bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	upside-down grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	tumbling rock-hard Fonzie's rigging rope	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	dried blurry nasty snuff	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	olive wobbly wool Samson's sewage-clogged pistol	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	dry adjusted green beard incense	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	upside-down blurry stanky perfume-soaked bandana of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	spinning toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	yummy toxo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	drinkable shaking jittery Lemonade-235	3	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	careful hale isotophat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	avaricious Three Mile Island shorts of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	spinning zippy toxic mop of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	blurry skewed inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	huge extremely unsafe dangerous beefcake's backwoods banjo	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	teal grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	blue Jeselnik's cool ratskin pajama pants of the early riser	0		Moxie: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	deionized pressed shaking turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	executive coward's fake washboard of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	inspector's Dinsey's oculus of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	reassuring Dinsey's radar dish	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	experienced Dinsey's pizza cutter of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	banded groovy Dinsey's brain	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	huge educational Dinsey's glove of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	lard-coated Dinsey's pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	fuchsia keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	teal keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	foul-smelling lube-shoes	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	ghostly trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	foul-smelling stiffened Dinsey mascot mask of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Reduction: 1, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	adequate fancy Dinsey food-cone	3	good	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	watered-down lousy purple Dinsey Whinskey	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	Vulcanized anodized spinning Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	shellacked experienced fannypack	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	aromatic double-paned greasy ruddy Socratic Samson's garbage sticker	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	ghostly perfumed greasy weightlifter's hazmat helmet of Gandalf of bravery	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	wobbly Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	narrow Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	Vulcanized double-liquefied gray nasty gum	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 68
8258	teal Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	family-friendly The Lot's engagement ring	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	jittery twirling Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	narrow Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	Annie Oakley's Van der Graaf miracle whip of Gandalf of courage	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	olive sphygmayomanometer of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	yellow tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	decent immense unappetizing mayolus	9	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	flavorless uninteresting mayolus	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	huge spoiled acceptable mayolus	7	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	moldy gigantic enticing mayolus	9	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	rotten mouth-watering mayolus	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	squat Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	watered-down acceptable cyan Afternoon Delight	2	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	gray Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	electrified jittery Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	squat The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	improved nitrogenated Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	blinking Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	warmed deionized Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 13
8287	ghostly puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	blinking gray kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	bouncing careful dice ring	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
8291	bouncing resourceful dice belt buckle	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
8292	dice-print pajama pants of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8293	squat scandalous dice-shaped backpack	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
8294	wobbly bouncing fireproof dice-print do-rag	0		Hot Resistance: +3
8295	bouncing experienced dice sunglasses	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	ionized blurry dice	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 17
8298	pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	triple-pressed squat power pill	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	vacuum-sealed non-energized pixel star	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	yummy pixel banana	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	distilled delicious bouncing pixel beer	5	awesome	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	cyan blinking pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	cold-filtered blue sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 44
8307	double-electrified activated &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 38
8308	dry piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 17
8309	ionized improved squat baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "Big", Effect Duration: 53
8310	oxidized red .epub file	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 43
8311	extra-cold-filtered wet BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 39
8312	denatured anodized twirling hustler shades	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 44
8313	magnetized improved jerky stick	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 41
8314	modified activated improved costume rental shop	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 69
8315	moist huge muscle oil	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 60
8316	corrupted denatured Vulcanized bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 32
8317	cold-filtered chilled pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 67
8318	irradiated cyan sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 27
8319	enhanced lime green jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "You're High as a Crow, Marty", Effect Duration: 15
8320	dry lime green one glove	0		Effect: "Flower Power", Effect Duration: 39
8321	pressed altered squat twirling twirling glove	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 22
8322	quadruple-tarnished quantum wobbly handful of fire	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 30
8323	concentrated upside-down Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 18
8324	denatured energized disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 44
8325	improved quadruple-irradiated boiled mirror coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 37
8326	activated conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 18
8327	pressed Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 68
8328	galvanized narrow icy hairspray	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 25
8329	double-galvanized smellbook	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 22
8330	modified assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 56
8331	ionized wet blue filthy armor	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 46
8332	frozen plague pie	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 26
8333	chilled tarnished batarang	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 30
8334	energized magnetized skewed spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 19
8335	nitrogenated grease trap	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 38
8336	concentrated spinning shamanic ham	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 21
8337	activated triple-improved concentrated huge porkpocket	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 18
8338	triple-energized galvanized Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 49
8339	quantum yellow warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Spookypants", Effect Duration: 19
8340	pressed dry janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Coy to the Hurled", Effect Duration: 28
8341	nitrogenated energized pulsating ghostly warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 30
8342	denatured pressed baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Top Dog", Effect Duration: 20
8343	corrupted carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 29
8344	energized warmed bronze polish	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 67
8345	Vulcanized skewed crident	0		Effect: "Bugbear in Tooth and Claw", Effect Duration: 19
8346	galvanized double-enhanced purple totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 48
8347	activated corrupted blue tumbling spray chrome	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 22
8348	vacuum-sealed altered pressed skewed gray filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 35
8349	super-alkaline hand of cards	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 45
8350	nitrogenated green damp bar rag	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 65
8351	double-cold-filtered wobbly olive lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 64
8352	denatured skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 26
8353	pressed moist shaking grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 45
8354	altered nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 25
8355	tarnished squat iron torso box	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 32
8356	concentrated liquefied lime green narrow mercenary headband	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 39
8357	liquefied twirling radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 25
8358	unsweetened concentrated x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 58
8359	warmed polymerized wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Polka Face", Effect Duration: 61
8360	deionized pickled hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 26
8361	magnetized aerosolized twirling child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 51
8362	pressed adjusted mirror squat devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 60
8363	quadruple-deionized vacuum-sealed double-ionized mirror bouncing fuchsia shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Slime Time", Effect Duration: 62
8364	electrified upside-down shaking alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 28
8365	magnetized unsweetened pulsating novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 43
8366	flattened deionized invisibility cream	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 13
8367	diffused concentrated energized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 40
8368	super-improved garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "You Read The Manual", Effect Duration: 23
8369	enhanced Vulcanized plunge-leg	0		Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 20
8370	ionized corrupted funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 21
8371	activated boiled bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 26
8372	adjusted tumbling flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 28
8373	concentrated shaking purple captured boozles	0		Effect: "Thanksgot", Effect Duration: 67
8374	non-boiled squat twirling drinks tray	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 22
8375	liquefied pressed tumbling eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 27
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	immense stale spinning pixel lemon	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	acceptable distilled pixel daiquiri	5	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	liquefied enhanced liquefied power pill	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	frozen squat pixel potion	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	wobbly Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	olive Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	popular part	0		
8384	blinking bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	narrow cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	pulsating gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	medical-grade The Emperor's new hat	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	The Emperor's new shirt of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	supercharged The Emperor's new pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	double-paned educational lead pipe	0		Experience: +1, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	rope of the blizzard of the early riser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	dance instructor's wrench of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	twirling candlestick of James Dean of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	skewed grievous knife of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	Lo Pan's smartaleck's revolver	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	jittery 1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	savory dry noodles	0		
8407	moldy enchanted pestopiary	4	crappy	Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 30
8408	wet ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 46
8409	normal fuchsia crudles	3	good	
8410	adequate twirling blurry agnolotti arboli	3	good	
8411	fancy moldy spaghetti with ghost balls	4	crappy	Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 25
8412	bland red succulent marrow	3	decent	
8413	bland huge salacious crumbs	4	decent	
8414	small moldy fusilli marrownarrow	2	crappy	
8415	rotten suggestive strozzapreti	4	crappy	
8416	ghostly ghostly Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	jumbo moldy Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	5	crappy	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	toothsome linguini immondizia bianco	3	awesome	
8420	flavorless shells a la shellfish	3	decent	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	blue unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	spore pod	0		
8429	pulsating veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	spore pod	0		
8432	yellow hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	manspreader's LavaCo Lamp&trade; of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	pulsating gray lard-coated Da Vinci's LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	studded cool LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	shaking thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	jittery upside-down full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	mirror lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	huge lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	ghostly twirling cyan uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	mirror capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	jittery tumbling huge heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	pulsating cyan New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	blue broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	high-temperature mining mask of the ox of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	knitted Annie Oakley's fireproof megaphone	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	moldy mineapple	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	irresponsibly strong delicious purple Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	8	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	stale snack-sized spinning spinning smelted roe	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	tolerable practically non-alcoholic lavawater	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	double-flattened vacuum-sealed tumbling basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	greasy Fonzie's lavalarva of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: 60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	lion tamer's rosy-cheeked lava balaclava of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	manspreader's basaltamander buckler of the pedagogue of Calamity Jane	0		Experience: +3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	wet blue lava globs	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	special spoiled gooey lava globs	4	crappy	Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	bouncing supercool lava-proof pants of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	knitted foul-smelling heat-resistant necktie	0		Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	avaricious resourceful Newton's heat-resistant gloves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	tasty very hot lunch	3	awesome	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	mediocre asbestos thermos	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	polymerized blue liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	moldy narrow disco biscuit	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	tolerable Quaatorade&trade;	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	Temple Grandin's chaotic biker's hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	nippy boxer's feathered headdress of Gandalf	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	prompt stylish electrician's hardhat of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +100, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	wobbly Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	&quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	ruddy smooth velvet pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	Temple Grandin's smooth velvet shirt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	double-paned smooth velvet hat	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	healthy smooth velvet pocket square	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	smooth velvet socks of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	smooth velvet hanky of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	studded The One Mood Ring of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	wobbly half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	powdered tumbling blurry SMOOCH coffee cup	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	oxidized labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	spinning mirror frosty hardy wholesome Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	stiffened sinister grease cannon	0		Spell Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	boiled polarized demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Full of Vinegar", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	shaking Van der Graaf deadly Fonzie's love	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	scandalous veiny Pener's drumstick of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	zippy deuce cape of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	upside-down Jeselnik's Sinatra's Lavalos's shell of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	blinking horrifying groovy smooth velvet bra	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	stiffened quilted SMOOCH bracers	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	jittery ghostly smelly SMOOCH kneepads	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	cyan stylish SMOOCH spaulders	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	sizzling SMOOCH codpiece of the brazier	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	hardened SMOOCH breastplate	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	spinning superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	decent thick skewed lava cake	5	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	tasty pink slime	3	awesome	
8527	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	delicious fancy blurry devil hair pasta	3	awesome	Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 15
8530	adequate spagecialetti	3	good	
8531	ghostly Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	bouncing illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	flavorless snack-sized maroon libertagliatelle	2	decent	
8535	decent special cyan turkish mostaccioli	4	good	Effect: "Sticky Fingers", Effect Duration: 10
8536	flavorless snack-sized linguini of the sea	2	decent	
8537	dry pressed olive Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 23
8539	tumbling Alexy sauce	0		
8540	rainbow sauce	0		
8541	drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	toothsome Fettris	4	awesome	
8543	stale fusillocybin	3	decent	
8544	decent huge blinking prescription noodles	6	good	
8545	diluted teal blood-drive sticker	1	decent	Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 30
8546	flattened yellow bag of grain	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 65
8547	magnetized ionized pocket maze	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 56
8548	super-altered altered modified shady shades	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 27
8549	Vulcanized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 52
8550	bland massive bouncing weird gazelle steak	7	decent	
8551	miniature spoiled sausage without a cause	2	crappy	
8552	anodized dry face paint	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 18
8553	drinkable emergency margarita	3	good	
8554	watered-down bad vintage smart drink	2	decent	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	twirling twirling Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	skewed The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	super-colloidal double-ionized squat Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 37
8559	galvanized pickled bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 61
8560	super-corrupted Aerheads	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 67
8561	oxidized adjusted Wrotz	0		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 13
8562	irradiated Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 60
8563	unsweetened liquefied shaking fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 30
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	frightening Annie Oakley's supercharged barrel lid	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	twirling lard-coated medical-grade arcane researcher's barrel hoop earring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	bouncing avaricious beefcake's bankruptcy barrel of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	huge shaking firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	huge normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	blurry weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	blurry barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	maroon moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	skewed maroon skewed barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	artisanal bottle of Amontillado	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	tolerable watered-down barrel-aged martini	2	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	delicious barrel pickle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	tiny spoiled fuchsia barrel cracker	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	pickled red jittery vibrating mushroom	1	awesome	Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	mixed mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	bouncing squat yellow lightning-fast KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	strapping Golden Mr. Eh?	0		Muscle: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	twirling greedy barrel gun	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	stale enchanted small squat water log	2	decent	Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	Van der Graaf Herculean barrelhead	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	MacGyver's grievous bottoms of the barrel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	avaricious Socratic chest barrel	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	lime green wool double barreled barrel gun of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	chaotic personal trainer's triple barreled barrel gun of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	perfumed strapping barrel beryl choker	0		Muscle: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	educational barrel beryl nose ring of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	blurry stanky energetic barrel beryl ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	bouncing potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	unsweetened cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	energized cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	warmed maroon jittery cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	activated red cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	pressed non-Vulcanized mirror cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	tarnished oxidized gray squat cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	polarized cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	flattened liquefied huge narrow cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	denatured red wobbly cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	warmed extra-colloidal huge cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	chilled nitrogenated cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Coming Up Roses", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	pickled quantum cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	Vulcanized skewed cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	polymerized improved teal cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	alkaline cyan cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	concentrated upside-down cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	frozen cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	aerosolized cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	non-deionized concentrated cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	galvanized concentrated cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	anodized cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	anodized magnetized red pulsating cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	altered bouncing shaking cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	modified cuppa Activi tea	1	EPIC	Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	twisted huge bouncing cuppa Cruel tea	1		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	wet cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	pickled red cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	double-enhanced nitrogenated red cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	improved cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	corrupted chilled cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	oxidized cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	double-dry cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	tumbling cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	tumbling cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	activated cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	aerosolized non-cold-filtered wobbly cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	Usain Bolt's executive Annie Oakley's Royal scepter	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	purple Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	decent huge bowl of eyeballs	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	yummy gigantic bowl of mummy guts	8	awesome	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	bite-sized moldy ghostly bowl of maggots	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	mediocre fuchsia blood and blood	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	irresponsibly strong artisanal huge Jack-O-Lantern beer	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	mediocre practically non-alcoholic zombie	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	shaking plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	wobbly tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	ghostly flame-wreathed careful boxer's crown	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	stink-penny	0		
8654	stanky supercharged hawk of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
8655	bite-sized yummy hamlet sandwich	1	awesome	
8656	teal nippy Othello's military jacket	0		Cold Damage: +10
8657	reassuring Othello's dagger	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
8658	lime green curative Othello's handkerchief	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
8659	enhanced bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 39
8660	shaking grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	inspector's therapeutic baleful ghostly dagger	0		Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8663	enchanted watered-down lousy ghost beer	2	decent	Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 30
8664	twirling Othello set of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
8665	mirror rotten tomato	0		
8666	Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	chaotic MacGyver's resourceful Yorick	0		Maximum MP: 150, Spell Critical Percent: +10
8668	rose	0		
8669	narrow tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	aerosolized non-energized upside-down shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	bite-sized yummy iceberg lettuce	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	practically non-alcoholic aged spinning ice wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	blue sizzling dog trainer's Jim Carey's Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	miser's lion tamer's Wal-Mart nametag of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	ribald deadly Wal-Mart overalls of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	twirling To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	mirror The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	maroon Lo Pan's bellhop's hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	watered-down bad ice porter	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	pressed triple-nitrogenated spinning shaking exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	vacuum-sealed chilled dry shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Void Between the Stars", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	red hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	shaking ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	pickled purple bouncing mirror medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	moldy enchanted ice rice	4	crappy	Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	acceptable iced plum wine	4	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	Usain Bolt's energetic Herculean training belt	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	upside-down Rosewater's training legwarmers of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	upside-down shaking blinking Annie Oakley's experienced training helmet of extreme caution	0		Experience: +2, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	wobbly squat training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	wobbly training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	blurry blurry self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	altered skewed abstraction: action	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	powdered red spinning abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	denatured narrow abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	denatured abstraction: purpose	1		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	vaporized wobbly abstraction: category	1		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	denatured abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	modified abstraction: motion	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	dehydrated blinking abstraction: joy	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	mixed abstraction: certainty	1		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	vaporized abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	narrow squat tumbling modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	moldy massive olive VYKEA meatballs	7	crappy	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	drinkable VYKEA mead	3	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	modified adjusted VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	teal VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	shaking VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	friendly steel-toed Rosewater's VYKEA hex key	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	jittery VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	normal fancy tin of submardines	4	good	Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	artisanal teal bottle of norwhiskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	modified red skewed shaking octolus oculus	1	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	shaking greasy careful sardine can key of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	dog trainer's experienced norwhal helmet of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	horrifying chilly octolus-skin cloak of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	irresponsibly strong artisanal perfect cosmopolitan	10	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	special practically non-alcoholic acceptable perfect negroni	1	good	Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	hand-crafted watered-down perfect dark and stormy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	weak drinkable perfect mimosa	2	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	fancy weak acceptable perfect old-fashioned	2	good	Effect: "You Can Really Taste the Dormouse", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	hand-crafted perfect paloma	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	nitrogenated corrupted denatured huge That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Items Are Forever", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	dry boiled wobbly Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	diffused Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	quantum cyan Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	vacuum-sealed nitrogenated ghostly Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	mirror airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	modified alkaline Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	magnetized cold-filtered hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Dreadful Sheen", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	double-corrupted blue communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "The Smile of Mr. A.", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	spoiled low-calorie lime green Crimbo salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	decent small bread line	2	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	bad bark rootbeer	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	weak hand-crafted ale	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	spinning plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	mirror pulsating inspector's plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	cool plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	Tesla plastic Crimborgatron	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	narrow avaricious plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	cyan squat bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	wobbly box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	mediocre Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	huge chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	quantum pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	skewed Usain Bolt's careful savvy reusable shopping bag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	maroon twirling studded coarse hemp socks	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	jittery Oprah's armband	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	purple iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	pine cone necklace of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	jittery twirling nasty reindeer hammer	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	Van der Graaf elf ploughshare	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	upside-down The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	gray faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	skewed horrifying elven tambourine	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	pulsating reindeer sickle of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	jittery face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	skewed huge The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	upside-down bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	jittery ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	purple incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	twirling kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	blurry high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	skewed self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	wobbly fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	narrow confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	yellow exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	jittery Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	rotten Kudzu salad	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	vaporized skewed Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed squat Miss Graves' vermouth	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	fancy rotten The Plumber's mushroom stew	4	crappy	Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	dehydrated blurry The Author's ink	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	bad narrow The Mad Liquor	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	smooth boozy Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	flavorless fancy Mr. Burnsger	3	decent	Effect: "All Blued Up", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	dehydrated narrow The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	shaking foul-smelling deadly supercool The Jokester's gun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	maroon Jeselnik's savvy stylish The Jokester's wig	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	squat dance instructor's groovy The Jokester's pants of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	frozen green Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	blinking jittery replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	blinking battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	purple basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	Vulcanized robin's egg	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	tasty robin flan	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	mediocre practically non-alcoholic robin nog	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	mirror wobbly LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	purple plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	wet Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 40
8841	alkaline chilled purple Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 48
8842	chilled non-pressed wobbly infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 45
8843	alkaline polymerized can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Ancient Protected", Effect Duration: 38
8844	pickled ionized blurry blurry The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "The Dinsey Spirit", Effect Duration: 41
8845	non-magnetized bag of random words	0		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 62
8846	polymerized adjusted upside-down red tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 62
8847	alkaline wet double-colloidal red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 69
8848	irradiated question juice	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 14
8849	altered narrow tube of villain	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 50
8850	your cowboy boots of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	tumbling nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	ghostly rosewater-soaked quicksilver ring	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	ghostly greasy crafty Samson's thicksilver ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	bouncing nippy wicksilver ring of the sewer of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	up-at-dawn dog trainer's slicksilver ring of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	perfumed frightening slick sicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	zippy veiny wizardly nicksilver ring	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	jittery Jeselnik's healthy ticksilver ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	Usain Bolt's aromatic clever Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	cyan tumbling aromatic flame-retardant friendly Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	greedy smartaleck's Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas of James Dean	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	hardy Hellfire Spicy Beans	0		Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	skewed MacGyver's Frigid Northern Beans	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	spinning veiny World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	inspector's Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	shaking Fonzie's Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	avaricious medical-grade Socratic brawny Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of Calamity Jane	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +30, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	mansplainer's chaotic Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	bite-sized flavorless blinking plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	adequate small plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	thick rotten plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	decent plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	moldy plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	spoiled blinking plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	miniature bland tumbling plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	big rotten huge plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	moldy plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	snack-sized normal ghostly plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	strapping Fancy Jeff's pocket square of James Dean	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	toasty MacGyver's extremely unsafe Daisy's unclean bloomers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	tumbling Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	manspreader's medical-grade cool Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	inspector's auspicious occult supercool Former Sheriff Dan's tin star of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	tumbling El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	spinning Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	zippy brainy weightlifter's Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	quadruple-chilled poker face paint	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	enhanced dry upside-down triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	deionized electrified pulsating ghost bit	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	activated improved flattened tumbling buzzard feather	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	improved lion musk	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	stale bear claw	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	adjusted alkaline rattler gland	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	ionized nitrogenated bouncing half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	electrified tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	adequate rotting beefsteak	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	lousy practically non-alcoholic ghostly firemilk	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	polymerized extra-cold-filtered squat upside-down spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	mixed moomy dust	1		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	Jack Frost's western-style skinning knife of bravery	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	therapeutic steel knuckles	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	tumbling gray Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	squat Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	yellow The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	teal bouncing LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	shaking disc (white)	0		
8924	upside-down disc (black)	0		
8925	disc (red)	0		
8926	tumbling jittery disc (green)	0		
8927	huge blinking disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	super-cold-filtered bouncing demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	lime green squat makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	twirling baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	tumbling mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	bouncing shaking grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	wobbly coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shaking shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	squat rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	shaking cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	huge slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	shaking ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	blinking special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	red Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	skewed Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	bouncing briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	resourceful one-gallon hat of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Damage: +25
8960	purple banded brawny two-gallon hat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100
8961	zippy three-gallon hat of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20
8962	Socratic four-gallon hat of the storm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40
8963	manspreader's healthy five-gallon hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10
8964	nippy forbidden six-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +10
8965	vibrating arcane researcher's seven-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10
8966	narrow prompt supercharged eight-gallon hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3
8967	banded nine-gallon hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100
8968	yellow Annie Oakley's ten-gallon hat of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25
8969	clever eleven-gallon hat of courage	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
8970	toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	frozen ionized skin oil	0		Effect: "Trash-Wrapped", Effect Duration: 14
8973	alkaline improved ionized blurry unusual oil	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 69
8974	moist upside-down eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Moon'd", Effect Duration: 63
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	frozen blinking patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Florid Cheeks", Effect Duration: 44
8977	moist narrow huge patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 56
8978	extra-diffused vacuum-sealed teal patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Boon of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 60
8979	corrupted narrow purple upside-down patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 50
8980	boiled patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 58
8981	polymerized polarized tumbling patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 33
8982	wet corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 38
8983	bad ghostly rodeo whiskey	4	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	skewed zippy real cowboy hat	0		Initiative: +20
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	olive Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	skewed Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	twirling electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	gray do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	dehydrated armored prawn	1		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	decent thick jumping horseradish	5	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted gray narrow Sacramento wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	tarnished tumbling Greek fire	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	smelly grievous Samson's savvy weightlifter's ox-head shield	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	upside-down scandalous rock-hard extremely unsafe Sinatra's smartaleck's dented scepter	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	blinking ribald crafty wicked dance instructor's educational very pointy crown	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	red frightening beefy battle broom of the brute of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +10, Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	squat miser's perfumed lion tamer's friendly carpe	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	double-paned ruddy steel-toed groovy codpiece	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	dog trainer's medical-grade therapeutic cool troutsers	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, HP Regen Min: 12, HP Regen Max: 17, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	aromatic nippy electrified steel-toed bass clarinet	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	greasy scandalous wicked fish hatchet of the empath	0		Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	spinning fireproof frightening tunac of the storm of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	enhanced altered moist green wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	practically non-alcoholic artisanal purple bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	tarnished narrow high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	spinning lard-coated fishin' hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	skewed Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	stanky sonar fishfinder	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	olive tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	blue disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	fuchsia blurry jittery meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	upside-down plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	moldy half-sized gallon of milk	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	blinking print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	squat daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	asbestos-lined vibrating First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	moldy super-sized star salad	5	crappy	
9031	fuchsia Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	tiny tasty tumbling bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	1	awesome	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	tumbling Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	super-sized moldy browser cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	watered-down smooth narrow hacked gibson	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	curative Source shades	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	mirror missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	wobbly Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	mirror Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	spinning Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	spinning Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	spinning Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	wobbly Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	spinning Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	purple Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	yellow Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	lime green Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	jittery Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	spinning pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	experienced supercool plastic detective badge of wisdom of Gandalf	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	lime green scandalous vibrating sinister bronze detective badge of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	Fonzie's detective badge of wisdom of the storm of Leguizamo	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	lime green zippy family-friendly baleful strapping detective badge	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	yellow cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	pulsating detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	blinking fortified sage detective roscoe of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	extra-pressed modified galvanized shoe gum	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	mansplainer's therapeutic brainy noir fedora	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	spinning Jim Carey's educational beefy trench coat	0		Muscle: +10, Experience: +1, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	hand-crafted weak Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	decent big upside-down hardboiled egg	5	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	spinning detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	pulsating spinning DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	red rosewater-soaked smelly dog trainer's grievous supercool protonic accelerator pack of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	weightlifter's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	nasty bindle of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	MacGyver's Sinatra's fleshy lump	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	ghostly fireproof brainy smoldering bagel punch	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	personal trainer's ghostly reins of bravery	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	Jim Carey's derringer	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	educational Mr. Screege's spectacles	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	olive Sherlock's smartaleck's Spookyraven signet of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	inspector's frightening tie-dyed fannypack	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	mansplainer's ruddy burnt snowpants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	smelly standards and practices guide	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	skewed resourceful Carpathian longsword of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	twirling bouncing healthy savvy cool Liam's mail	0		Moxie: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	twirling Oprah's hardy weightlifter's Unfortunato's foolscap	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	olive Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	Herculean Wrist-Boy	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	ghostly Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	blurry compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	nitrogenated double-anodized Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 52
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	electrified Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Uncaged Power", Effect Duration: 41
9110	quadruple-cold-filtered double-wet Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 13
9111	aerosolized ionized blue Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Sinuses For Miles", Effect Duration: 40
9112	galvanized modified EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 48
9113	energized irradiated spinning Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Steroid Boost", Effect Duration: 69
9114	corrupted unsweetened tumbling The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 33
9115	vacuum-sealed Vulcanized Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 55
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	repaid diaper of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
9118	jittery yellow Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	extra-dry artisanal Shot of Kardashian Gin	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	mirror Usain Bolt's Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	shaking ghostly Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	yellow Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	olive droppable microphone	0		
9126	hand-crafted unidentified drink	4	EPIC	
9127	maroon greasy ruddy KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
9128	avaricious beefcake's discarded swimming trunks of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +30
9129	pressed shaking diluted makeup	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 23
9130	diffused anodized squat charisma potion	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 56
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	sinister weightlifter's pistol	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage: +10
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	diet decent pulsating leftover pasty	1	good	
9135	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted mirror very whiskey	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
9136	lime green li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	gray li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	skewed li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	wobbly li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	jittery li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	enhanced ionized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	dry blinking Prunets	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 44
9148	narrow green Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	oxidized polarized invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	ionized aerosolized flattened mirror teal invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	bouncing li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	enchanted spoiled raw sweet potato	4	crappy	Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	yummy raw beans	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	moldy raw stuffing	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	normal low-calorie twirling raw cranberry sauce	1	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	yummy miniature raw turkey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	fancy moldy raw mincemeat	3	crappy	Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	massive adequate ghostly raw potato	7	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	stale raw gravy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	decent big raw bread	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	Usain Bolt's mini-marshmallow dispenser of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	gravedigger's resourceful energetic glass casserole dish	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	huge stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	wobbly greedy can opener of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	diluted narrow teal turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	perfumed Jim Carey's glass pie plate	0		Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	pulsating beefy potato masher of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	toothsome sweet potatoes	3	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	spoiled immense bean casserole	10	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	normal baked stuffing	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	flavorless cranberry cylinder	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	flavorless spinning narrow thanksgiving turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	delicious mince pie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	fancy flavorless diet ghostly mashed potatoes	1	decent	Effect: "Okee-Dokee Go!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	decent warm gravy	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	yummy bread roll	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	rotten leftovers	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	gigantic moldy fancy leftovers sandwich	8	crappy	Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	ghostly cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	cyan eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	quadruple-liquefied altered dry eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Hot Buttoned", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	lousy eldritch extract	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	gravedigger's shellacked Official Council Aide Pin	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	mediocre spinning eldritch distillate	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dried shaking skewed eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	pulsating knitted Science Notebook	0		Cold Resistance: +3
9197	prompt eldritch hat of the ox of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: -25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	rosewater-soaked eldritch pants of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	aged watered-down eldritch elixir	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	studded weightlifter's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Muscle: +15, Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	gray counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	maroon supercharged ball and chain	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	groovy gingerbread tophat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	gingerbread waistcoat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	Jack Frost's gingerbread trousers	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	frightening veiny studded candy dress shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	resourceful Oprah's strapping candy necktie	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	padded Fonzie's chocolate pocketwatch of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	bouncing gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	blinking shaking sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	massive delicious animal part cracker	7	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	delicious gingerbread wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	decent thick bouncing gingerbread mug	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	rosy-cheeked gingerbread mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	aromatic gingerservo of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	wet cold-filtered twirling tainted icing	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	red upside-down gingerbeard of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	blinking gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	shaking squat Sherlock's smooth gingerbread hoodie	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +25, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	grievous gingerbread pistol of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	teal Lo Pan's marzipan briefcase of Leguizamo	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	creme brulee torch of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	candy crowbar of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	gray wizardly candy screwdriver of Tarzan	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	red gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	bouncing Oprah's pumpkin spice candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	deionized quadruple-ionized tumbling gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Kernel Panic!", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	crafty gingerbread gavel of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	jittery gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	drinkable watered-down narrow ginger beer	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	Vulcanized industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	deionized altered fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	acceptable triple-distilled high-end ginger wine	8	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	upside-down Temple Grandin's plastic bad vibe	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	ruddy plastic angry vikings	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	plastic Knows About Chakras of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	weightlifter's plastic Your Brain	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	huge smooth plastic Krampus	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	liquefied energized alkaline Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	colloidal chilled Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	pickled wet Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	decent spiritual candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	tolerable pulsating spiritual eggnog	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	fancy spoiled red spiritual fruitcake	3	crappy	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	adequate spiritual gingerbread	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	blurry No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	blinking fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	red gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	blue teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	double-diffused anodized spinning rock candy	0		Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	small rotten green-iced sweet roll	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	skewed sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	teal chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	purple chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	skewed Third Eye of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	dog trainer's Krampus Horn of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	adequate hambrosier	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	irresponsibly strong lousy chakra-mental wine	6	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	wet unsweetened chakra malt	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	small tasty Black Angus blackburger	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	practically non-alcoholic aged mirror twirling brandy	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	cold-filtered potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	fuchsia narrow strapping bad vibroknife of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	banded brainy crystal belt buckle	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	flame-retardant weightlifter's saffron antaravasaka	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	wicked saffron uttarasanga of the bloodbag	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	skewed Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	greasy Uncle Crimbo's hat of the ox of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	adequate Eldritch snap	4	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	compressed hot jelly	1		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	boiled huge jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	modified jelly	1		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	boiled sleaze jelly	1		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	boiled fuchsia stench jelly	1		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	spoiled toast with hot jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	moldy toast with jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	half-sized toothsome toast with jelly	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	enchanted rotten toast with sleaze jelly	4	crappy	Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	snack-sized flavorless toast with stench jelly	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	gray hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	wobbly Usain Bolt's Van der Graaf wax hand	0		Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	knitted scorching candle	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	decent special wax pancake	3	good	Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	spinning arcane researcher's wax face of horror	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	delicious wax booze	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	compressed sea jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	adequate sea truffle	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	jittery crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	boxer's recovered cufflinks	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	red heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	quantum quadruple-improved ghostly LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	irradiated blurry LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Gutterminded", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	alkaline irradiated dry LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Sausage Festive", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	Sherlock's fortified Samson's LOV Eardigan	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	jittery careful studded Herculean LOV Epaulettes	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	mirror dance instructor's LOV Earrings of the sweet-tooth of the glutton	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	huge LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	distilled LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	LOV Elephant of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	eldritch scanner	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	triple-aerosolized eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	Usain Bolt's horrifying eldritch hammer of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	yummy super-sized wobbly eldritch mushroom	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	adequate eldritch mushroom pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	ghostly eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	ghostly eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	liquefied eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	jittery HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	skewed Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	spinning olive bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	blurry elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	pulsating bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	tumbling can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	fuchsia lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	skewed baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	red slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	pulsating blue imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	high-proof lousy literal grasshopper	7	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	practically non-alcoholic artisanal double entendre	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	drinkable Phlegethon	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	aged Siberian sunrise	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	special practically non-alcoholic drinkable mentholated wine	1	good	Effect: "The Wisdom... of the Future", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	watered-down smooth twirling low tide martini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	triple-distilled acceptable shroomtini	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	artisanal ghostly morning dew	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	extra-dry tolerable whiskey squeeze	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	mediocre great fashioned	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	practically non-alcoholic mediocre Gnomish sagngria	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	weak perfectly mixed mirror vodka stinger	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	mediocre spinning extremely slippery nipple	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	hand-crafted piscatini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	watered-down tolerable Churchill	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	bad soilzerac	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	artisanal London frog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	high-proof smooth nothingtini	7	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	delicious pulsating eighth plague	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	bad squat single entendre	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	drinkable practically non-alcoholic reverse Tantalus	1	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	bad elemental caipiroska	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	artisanal Feliz Navidad	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	perfectly mixed Bloody Nora	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	watered-down aged moreltini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	irresponsibly strong drinkable hell in a bucket	10	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	perfectly mixed enchanted weak Newark	2	EPIC	Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	smooth weak R'lyeh	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	hand-crafted skewed wobbly Gnollish sangria	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	acceptable watered-down vodka barracuda	2	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	acceptable mirror Mysterious Island iced tea	4	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	drinkable fortified gray drive-by shooting	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	mediocre gunner's daughter	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	special delicious dirt julep	3	awesome	Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	drinkable triple-distilled Simepore slime	6	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	hand-crafted Phil Collins	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	blinking exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	bouncing Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	wobbly blurry alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	squat alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	twirling squat geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	blinking squat botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	normal jittery edible alien plant bit	3	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	blurry fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	twisted pulsating alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	lime green alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	skewed zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	stale miniature alien meat	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	narrow complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	pickled alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	spinning spinning alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	deionized green squat alien medicine	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	moldy diet alien salad	1	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	practically non-alcoholic drinkable alien booze	1	good	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	Sherlock's nippy experienced alien mask	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	careful padded dangerous alien spear	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	avaricious banded savvy alien blowgun	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +100, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	veiny arcane researcher's Da Vinci's alien loincloth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	bouncing frightening Sinatra's alien totem of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	clever fortified Fonzie's alien necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	huge spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	baleful Rosewater's spants	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	scandalous extremely unsafe spant shield	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	squat rock-hard brawny spant shoulderpads	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	up-at-dawn horrifying spant backplate	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	rosewater-soaked smooth spant spear	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	dry murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	gravedigger's weightlifter's murderbot mask of temperance	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	alkaline irradiated wobbly murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	jittery sinister slick murderbot whip	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	gray greedy Newton's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	mirror murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	yellow space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	cyan Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	wobbly Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	twirling Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	upside-down Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	normal fancy massive Aldebaran sardines	10	good	Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	mediocre narrow Centauri fish wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	denatured jittery oxygen	1		Effect: "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	Spacegate scientist's insignia of Calamity Jane of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	greasy smooth Spacegate military insignia	0		Moxie: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	lightning-fast scandalous Da Vinci's Spacegate diplomat's insignia	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	huge moldy tumbling alien sandwich	9	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	fuchsia glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	diffused cyan Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 18
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	blinking New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	super-dry Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Become Superficially interested", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	double-moist activated fuchsia Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	corrupted electrified flattened lime green Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	denatured tumbling Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	pressed yellow Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	dry green Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	vacuum-sealed enhanced Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	spoiled Affirmation Cookie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	super-cold-filtered improved Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 21
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase of bravery of the boozehound of the early riser	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	acceptable triple-distilled basic martini	6	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	boozy hand-crafted improved martini	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	hand-crafted watered-down jittery splendid martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	bouncing exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	squat can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	ghostly gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	blinking hardy veiny experienced plastic gundam	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: 60, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	fuchsia License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	lime green Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	wobbly squat fuchsia Dust bunny	0		
9511	Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	decent meteoreo	3	good	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	high-proof aged meadeorite	8	awesome	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	knitted Jeselnik's meteortarboard of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	nippy educational meteorite guard of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	perfumed brawny meteorb	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	executive curative asteroid belt	0		Meat Drop: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	prompt Jack Frost's studded meteorthopedic shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	Temple Grandin's quilted shooting morning star of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	spinning tumbling meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	skewed meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	jittery Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	skewed perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	pulsating skewed Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	twirling genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	Annie Oakley's occult wicked blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	mirror pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	wobbly pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	shaking pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	squat dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	green hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	huge xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	mirror O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	lousy watered-down DUFRESNE Suds	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	mirror Samson's mafia pinky ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
9547	high-proof smooth upside-down flask of port	8	awesome	
9548	flame-retardant scorching contract enforcement stick	0		Hot Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
9549	spoiled squat Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	bad watered-down jug of booze	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	tarnished galvanized pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	ionized squat temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	vaporized glyph of athleticism	1		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	narrow pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	denatured activated unsweetened new habit	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	bouncing grievous Fonzie's pearl necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	twirling X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	pulsating O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	double-paned nippy wicked protection stick of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
9563	alkaline aerosolized roll of meat	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 54
9564	greedy rock-hard mafia thumb ring	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
9565	galvanized pickled adjusted cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Wit Tea", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	mafia middle finger ring of the overflowing toilet of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	blinking family-friendly knitted steel drivin' hammer of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	asbestos-lined boxer's mafia pointer finger ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	dangerous worksite credentials	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Single Equip
9571	mirror Sherlock's scorching strapping negotiatin' hammer of horror	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	lime green wobbly jittery pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	spinning tumbling deadly mafia wedding ring of the boozehound	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
9576	mafia organizer badge of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
9577	mafia filofax	0		
9578	transparent nog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	bite-sized yummy squat unfinished fruitcake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	extra-activated and cracker	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	hand-crafted neg grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	stale half double fruitcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	normal half-sized hushed puppy	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	big adequate muffled muffuletta	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	half-sized stale special upside-down shushed potatoes	2	decent	Effect: "Human-Horror Hybrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	stylish plastic mime functionary	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	brainy plastic mime scientist	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	Jeselnik's plastic mime soldier	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	plastic mime executive of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	Temple Grandin's plastic The Silent Nightmare	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	squat mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	galvanized lime green wishbone	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	delicious Racisto Ruidoso	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	blurry pulsating earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	decent massive blue bran muffin	10	good	
9598	moldy teal blueberry muffin	3	crappy	
9599	huge silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	tumbling silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	shaking silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	blurry silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	bouncing silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	pulsating silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	yellow silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	gray silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	wobbly silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	distilled lousy stale cheer wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	small flavorless tumbling stale Cheer-E-Os	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	frightening sinister cheerful antler hat	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	lime green stylish cheerful Crimbo sweater of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	twirling avaricious wicked cheerful pajama pants	0		Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	yellow wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	pulsating The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	teal The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	mirror The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	twirling skewed The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	maroon The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	jittery The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	blinking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	lime green mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	acceptable extra-dry shaking executive mime flask	5	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	stale super-sized enchanted nega-mushroom	5	decent	Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	tolerable weak wobbly narrow nega-mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	super-cold-filtered energized bouncing Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	spoiled jittery mime army rations	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	acceptable fancy mime army wine	3	good	Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	compressed shaking bouncing mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	aerosolized triple-galvanized wobbly mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	Jim Carey's miming beret of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	Jack Frost's wholesome miming shirt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	stanky quilted miming corduroys	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	beefy miming boots of the ox	0		Muscle: 30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	pulsating miming gloves of the ox of Leguizamo	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	wobbly blinking God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	upside-down donated booze	0		
9663	donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	deionized digital honeypot	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	narrow perfumed mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	pulsating razor-sharp mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	mime army insignia (espionage) of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	twirling mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	spinning mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	tumbling mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	skewed mime army infiltration glove of mayonnaise of bravery	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	twirling cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	spinning kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	huge fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	diet moldy extra-toasted half sandwich	1	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	mediocre triple-distilled mulled hobo wine	9	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	Jeselnik's boxer's beefcake's burning paper hat	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	tumbling maroon flame-wreathed scorching burning cape of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	extremely unsafe sage burning paper slippers of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	blinking purple crafty personal trainer's burning paper jorts of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	Oprah's medical-grade personal trainer's burning paper crane	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	tumbling January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	wobbly deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	jittery huge wizardly broken champagne bottle of courage	0		Mysticality: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	nasty tinsel tights of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	gray asbestos-lined lion tamer's hale wad of used tape	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	up-at-dawn Jeselnik's Da Vinci's silent nightlight of terror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	diffused blinking sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Thickest, Sickest", Effect Duration: 19
9697	alkaline tumbling Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 13
9698	irradiated hot button candy	0		Effect: "Cinnamouth", Effect Duration: 21
9699	spinning ribald shellacked makeshift garbage shirt of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	sinister novelty monorail ticket of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	altered red pills	1		
9702	distilled furry pill	1		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 15
9703	denatured blue mirror squat mirror beefy pill	1		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 50
9704	compressed upside-down tumbling excitement pill	1		
9705	mixed fuchsia vitamin G pill	1		
9706	dried teal lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	dehydrated dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	shaking spinning How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	ghostly Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	yellow spinning Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	Newton's cool genie's turbane	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	genie's scimitar of the scaredy-cat of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	lime green greedy genie's pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	therapeutic genie's bracers of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	smelly curative psychic's circlet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	scandalous wizardly psychic's crystal ball	0		Mysticality: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	ribald banded psychic's pslacks	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	frightening Samson's psychic's amulet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	stale heart-shaped candy whetstone	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	spoiled Swedish massage fish	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	smooth Third Base	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	drinkable Bustle Hustler	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	magnetized Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	super-improved shaking Bettie page	0		Effect: "The Rich Get Richer", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	corrupted tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	quadruple-cold-filtered maroon heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Always In Motion", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	shaking heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	fuchsia bouncing eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	bouncing Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	narrow Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	enhanced rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 24
9744	pickled energized tarnished mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Comic Violence", Effect Duration: 20
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	cold-filtered rhinestone	0		Effect: "Carrion' On", Effect Duration: 19
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	huge olive riboflavin	0		
9750	ghostly bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	red ginseng	0		
9754	Sherlock's Team Avarice cap	0		Item Drop: +25
9755	Team Sloth cap of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
9756	Lo Pan's Team Wrath cap	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
9757	bouncing Mu cap of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
9758	squat Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	ghostly Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	spinning Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	lime green Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	shaking Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	tumbling Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	narrow Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	spinning Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	huge Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	spinning wobbly Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	blinking purple Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	wobbly Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	bouncing Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	yellow Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	squat olive Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	ghostly Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	cyan Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	jittery Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	ghostly Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	gray bouncing Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	upside-down Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	blinking blinking Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	twirling Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	huge Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	upside-down red mirror Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	lime green Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	bouncing Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	upside-down Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	ghostly luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	jittery shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	blurry muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	modified gray magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	twisted narrow olive brilliant oyster egg	1		
9830	dried mirror upside-down glistening oyster egg	1		Effect: "X-Ray Vision", Effect Duration: 10
9831	dehydrated scintillating oyster egg	1		Effect: "Sweet Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 45
9832	twisted pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 20
9833	distilled tumbling lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	powdered spinning gleaming oyster egg	1		
9835	FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	ghostly frosty arcane researcher's FantasyRealm G. E. M. of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	ghostly Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	upside-down wobbly healthy FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	studded FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	medical-grade FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	sharpshooter's resourceful &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10
9844	tumbling FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	twirling plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	jittery Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	ghostly LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	bouncing LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	upside-down poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	fuchsia blinking druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	galvanized corrupted teal universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	fuchsia LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	gigantic stale FantasyRealm turkey leg	8	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	practically non-alcoholic acceptable FantasyRealm mead	1	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	jittery twirling olive nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	skewed Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	toothsome pulsating druidic s'more	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	powdered blurry blinking sachet of powder	1		Effect: "Knightlife", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	weak enchanted acceptable olive mourning wine	2	good	Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	squat sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	lime green map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	stale denastified haunch	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	hand-crafted watered-down bad rum and good cola	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	concentrated blinking Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	Sinatra's leggings of the Spider Queen of the blizzard of the cheetah	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	red resourceful studded occult Master Thief's utility belt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	wobbly censurious mansplainer's Duke Vampire's regal cloak of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	spinning up-at-dawn perfumed smartaleck's Dragonscale breastplate	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	narrow Van der Graaf MacGyver's energetic belt of Ogrekind	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	nasty veiny thinker's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	chaotic padded sage nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	shaking ghostly electrified hardy the Archwizard's briefs of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	twirling twirling zippy Van der Graaf the Ley Incursion's waist of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	miser's slick beefcake's shield of the Skeleton Lord	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	Fonzie's ring of the Skeleton Lord of terror of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	ghostly huge gravedigger's frightening scepter of the Skeleton Lord of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Damage: 15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	narrow scandalous Van der Graaf Da Vinci's deadfall branch of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
9894	Temple Grandin's therapeutic Rosewater's Staff of Kitchen Royalty of wisdom of doom	0		Mysticality: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	wobbly dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	smooth two meat muck	4	awesome	
9899	half-sized rotten chocolate Ogre Chieftain	2	crappy	
9900	moldy chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	4	crappy	
9901	normal chocolate Spider Queen	3	good	
9902	lousy watered-down hipster cocktail	2	decent	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	fuchsia God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	huge ghostly God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	upside-down A-Boo glue	0		
9913	glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	massive stale good guava	9	decent	
9916	weak hand-crafted blurry gin and ginger	2	EPIC	
9917	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	compressed shaking twirling gaseous gravy	1		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 10
9919	squat SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	narrow A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	activated tumbling Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	quantum electrified narrow Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	diluted spinning cyan Nightmare Fuel	1		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	green Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	bouncing spinning Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	fuchsia Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	ribald studded strapping Brutal brogues of the early riser	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	greasy manspreader's deadly Draftsman's driving gloves of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	ribald hardened Socratic Nouveau nosering of the early riser	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	Vulcanized flattened sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	energized jittery twirling boiling broth	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	galvanized interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	squat Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	jittery Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	cyan burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	bouncing Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	olive Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	scandalous forbidden weightlifter's PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	drinkable high-proof special pulsating Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	7	good	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	avaricious pentagram bandana of the sweet-tooth	0		Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	skewed boxer's skull ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	maroon ghostly electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	stale skewed PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	ghostly pulsating dorky glasses of extreme caution of the detective	0		Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	shaking greasy ponytail clip of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	Jeselnik's paint palette	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	spinning unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	altered lime green wobbly Purple Beast energy drink	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	sharpshooter's cosmetic football	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	tumbling zippy stiffened shoe ad T-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	altered liquefied runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	blinking very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	energetic noticeable pumps of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	special bad everfull glass	3	???	Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	olive van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	Usain Bolt's experienced denim jacket	0		Experience: +2, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	personal trainer's boxer's ratty knitted cap	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	zippy energetic intimidating chainsaw	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	mediocre cyan blinking party beer bomb	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	stale sweet party mix	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	compressed purple party balloon	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	shaking curative party pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	jittery Temple Grandin's sharpshooter's therapeutic party whip	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	purple Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	smooth TRIO cup of beer	4	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	enchanted miniature normal party platter for one	2	good	Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	powdered pulsating narrow Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	spinning frosty cool party crasher	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	wobbly party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	ghostly latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	blinking latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	twirling voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	&quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	blurry absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	supercharged energetic snakeskin thighboots	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	medical-grade snakeskin cowboy hat of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	blue rosewater-soaked crafty snakeskin jacket	0		Maximum MP: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	tumbling lime green pulsating slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	olive slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	manspreader's shellacked slime waders of the storm	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	censurious scandalous Annie Oakley's slime fedora	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	huge miser's Newton's slime knuckles of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	wobbly government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	careful sinister government-issued slacks of terror	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	supercool government-issued eyeshade of dire peril of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	green toasty government-issued necktie of the dark arts of terror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	squat stanky Temple Grandin's mutant arm of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Spell Damage: 75, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	clever mutant legs of the scaredy-cat of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -15, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	rosewater-soaked Jack Frost's stylish mutant crown	0		Moxie: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	big bland fuchsia ghostly ectoplasm	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	delicious tumbling	3	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	tolerable bottle of vodka	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	decent pizza	4	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	practically non-alcoholic aged martini	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	big normal cherry pie	5	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	artisanal eggnog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	mirror glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	tasty bite-sized tumbling Hell ramen	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	artisanal gimlet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	bad strong spinning twice-haunted screwdriver	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	big stale candy cane	5	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	hand-crafted green runny fermented egg	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	immense stale cyan ghostly oldcake	8	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	normal traditional Crimbo cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	plastic wild beaver of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	squat plastic reindeer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	plastic Caf&eacute; Elf of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	executive plastic orphan	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	shaking electrified plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	upside-down Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	shaking Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	cyan electrified thinker's pristine walrus tusk	0		Mysticality: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	shaking thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	asbestos-lined mansplainer's veiny brawny Staff of Frozen Lard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	squat bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	squat plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	spoiled special small mirror grilled mooseflank	2	crappy	Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	spoiled half-sized fuchsia skewed moosemeat pie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	tumbling pulsating forbidden balanced antler	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	dam of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	drinkable beavermouth	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	acceptable beaver punch (papaya)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic tumbling bouncing beaver punch (peach)	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	drinkable huge beaver punch (cherry)	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	twirling clever smooth Canadian lantern	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	asbestos-lined muskox-skin cap	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	gray Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	decent glass of raw eggs	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	hand-crafted mirror punch-drunk punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	dehydrated red body spradium	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	bauxite beret of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	blue bauxite boxers of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	forbidden bauxite bow-tie	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	maroon Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	green frosty Lo Pan's stiffened Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the dark arts of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 1, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	gigantic moldy sausage	6	crappy	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	bouncing wholesome hardened red-hot sausage fork	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	lime green huge wobbly bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	wobbly Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	hand-crafted beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	stale blurry yule gruel	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	practically non-alcoholic tolerable hot watered rum	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	hand-crafted pulsating bottle of Crimbognac	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	jumbo toothsome Crimboysters Rockefeller	5	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	twisted tumbling twirling Crimbeau de toilette	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	blurry Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	tumbling Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	shaking Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	pulsating Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	padded Crimbolex watch of the cougar of incineration	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	narrow squat Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	Sinatra's Fonzie's hand-knitted Crimbo socks of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Moxie): 6
10082	prompt horrifying chalk chlamys	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	squat Temple Grandin's occult chalk chain	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	huge inspector's smelly chalk chalice	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	pulsating asbestos-lined chalk chinos of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	cyan dangerous Rosewater's chalk chapeau	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	chilly chalk choker of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	compressed jittery chalk chunks	1		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	aerosolized quantum candy chalk	0		Effect: "The Living Hitpoints", Effect Duration: 69
10090	blinking marble maebari of the cougar of the storm	0		Moxie: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	manspreader's marble mantle of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	frightening fortified marble magnet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	therapeutic marble mignonette bowl of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	huge zippy resourceful marble medallion	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	shaking deadly marble mariachi hat of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	dehydrated marble molecules	1		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	quadruple-polarized tumbling Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 58
10098	greasy careful punching bag	0		Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	avaricious padded pith helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	smooth poncho of the businessman	0		Moxie: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	spinning teal Temple Grandin's Jim Carey's pendant	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	palazzos of chilblains of the brazier	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	pulsating pseudoaccordion of Leguizamo of bravery	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	modified yellow tumbling pieces	1		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	enhanced adjusted Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 26
10106	Annie Oakley's arcane researcher's terra cotta truss	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	manspreader's Annie Oakley's terra cotta trousers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	narrow rosy-cheeked Fonzie's terra cotta tongs	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	family-friendly double-paned terra cotta train	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	cyan executive quilted terra cotta tie tack	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	lightning-fast dance instructor's terra cotta tambourine	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	vaporized jittery terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	alkaline blurry fuchsia terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 34
10114	censurious Samson's velour voulge	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	therapeutic velour vambraces of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	medical-grade dance instructor's velour veil	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	censurious mansplainer's velour viscometer	0		Monster Level: +15, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	extremely unsafe educational velour valise	0		Experience: +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	nippy brainy velour vaqueros	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	compressed velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	improved quantum Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 27
10122	vibrating glass suspenders of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	nippy Annie Oakley's glass shield	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	glass stetson of chilblains of the glutton	0		Cold Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	blurry careful fortified glass spectacles	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	knitted Fonzie's glass shiv	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	razor-sharp glass serape of horror	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	altered olive blinking glass shards	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	energized twirling hard candy	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 18
10130	greedy razor-sharp loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	thinker's brainy loofah lei	0		Mysticality: 15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	aromatic rock-hard loofah lederhosen	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	bouncing greedy electrified loofah ladle	0		Meat Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	pulsating loofah legwarmers of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	grievous loofah lavalier of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	powdered olive loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	chilled chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 17
10138	forbidden flagstone flag of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	flagstone flail of the storm of chilblains	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	skewed healthy rock-hard flagstone flip-flops	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	flagstone fez of the storm of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	Temple Grandin's boxer's flagstone fleece	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	red asbestos-lined rock-hard flagstone fringe	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	powdered wobbly cyan flagstone flagments	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	denatured Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 63
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	bouncing red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	Sinatra's cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	deionized electrified upside-down shaking tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	boiled mirror bouncing prototype stimulant	1		Effect: "Hiding in Plain Sight", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	Oprah's tailored vest	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	elf army poncho of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	low-calorie fancy moldy elf army field rations	1	crappy	Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	Tesla Rosewater's discarded bowtie	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	fancy acceptable mirror martiny	3	good	Effect: "Nightlit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	polarized colloidal licorice snake	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 62
10161	extra-chilled alkaline pulsating virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 47
10162	energized improved anodized mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Celestial Vision", Effect Duration: 11
10163	boiled government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Can Has Cyborger", Effect Duration: 64
10164	triple-corrupted boiled chilled Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 44
10165	mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	jittery arcane researcher's Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of extreme caution	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	blood bag	0		
10169	bite-sized bland bloodstick	1	decent	
10170	lousy bottle of Sanguiovese	3	decent	
10171	half-sized normal actual blood sausage	2	good	
10172	hand-crafted mulled blood	3	EPIC	
10173	normal blood snowcone	4	good	
10174	acceptable Red Russian	3	good	
10175	bland gigantic blood roll-up	10	decent	
10176	enchanted acceptable ghostly bottle of blood	3	good	Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 50
10177	normal skewed blood-soaked sponge cake	3	good	
10178	tolerable gray vampagne	4	good	
10179	low-calorie normal skewed blinking plain snowcone	1	good	
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	money bag	0		
10183	jittery money bag	0		
10184	spinning Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	jittery PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	maroon prompt knitted smelly PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	shaking bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	narrow compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	tumbling curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	skewed Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	delicious twirling crabsicle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	tolerable practically non-alcoholic bottle of dark rhum	1	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	practically non-alcoholic bad bottle of extra-dark rhum	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	drinkable bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	quadruple-colloidal super-polarized red pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	blinking friendly conquistador's breastplate of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	spinning rosy-cheeked Newton's pirate pantaloons	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	razor-sharp pirate radio ring of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	bland pulsating pineapple slab	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	normal huge hibiscus petal	6	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	corrupted blinking huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	distilled pulsating maroon ice molecule	1		Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	upside-down Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	lime green ghostly Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	modified pewter shavings	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	yellow narrow spinning Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	bouncing PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	Annie Oakley's plush sea serpent	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	moldy pirate fork	3	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	stiffened piratical blunderbuss of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	ghostly gravedigger's studded wicked PirateRealm party hat	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	fancy tolerable practically non-alcoholic Island Landslide	1	good	Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	artisanal weak Island Thunderstorm	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	hand-crafted enchanted Island Hurricane	3	EPIC	Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	irresponsibly strong artisanal Skull Punch	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	lousy Electric Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	tolerable Smuggler's Punch	4	good	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	hand-crafted enchanted Scorpion Bowl	3	super EPIC	Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	extra-dry artisanal Turtle Bowl	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	perfectly mixed Cobra Bowl	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	executive ribald shellacked vampyric cloake of James Dean of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	extra-deionized wet one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 16
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	pulsating 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	blinking skewed frightening Annie Oakley's Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of temperance	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	executive Sherlock's inspector's nasty flame-wreathed lion tamer's steel-toed wicked Sinatra's hewn moon-rune spoon of Calamity Jane of incineration	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: 60, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: 40, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	miser's knitted Jack Frost's Beach Comb	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	purple grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	yellow squat small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	twirling pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	teal empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	liquefied magenta seashell	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	wet polarized skewed cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	galvanized warmed gray seashell	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	irradiated seashell	0		Effect: "A Taste of Rainbow", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	electrified bouncing seashell	0		Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	skewed bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	drinkable weak bottle of sea wine	2	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	dried kelp	1		Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	Usain Bolt's avaricious Jack Frost's dog trainer's banded occult Newton's stylish driftwood hat of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	greedy steel-toed dangerous Herculean smooth driftwood pants of the storm of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	prompt reassuring chaotic sharpshooter's razor-sharp groovy driftwood bracelet of Calamity Jane of courage of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: 25, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: 4, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	skewed Tesla resourceful dance instructor's waders	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	red flame-wreathed Annie Oakley's thinker's spearfish fishing spear	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	perfumed horrifying rabbitfish fin of the cheetah	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	huge ghostly piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	upside-down perfumed pirate cutlass of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	ghostly red greasy nasty resourceful tricorn hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	Jim Carey's Newton's boxer's swash buckle	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	skewed toasty sage stylish meteorite earring	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	scorching occult personal trainer's meteorite necklace	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	squat thinker's meteorite ring of wisdom of temperance	0		Mysticality: 25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	quantum Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Thaumodynamic", Effect Duration: 61
10290	pickled diffused squat yellow chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 50
10291	chilly driftwood beach comb of extreme caution of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Damage: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	nasty extremely unsafe whittled tiara of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	curative forbidden whittled shorts of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	gray healthy stiffened whittled flail of incineration	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	gravedigger's rosy-cheeked smartaleck's whittled wand	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	shaking greedy shellacked whittled flute of the empath	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	red sizzling nippy Rosewater's whittled bear figurine	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	greasy energetic ruddy whittled owl figurine	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	foul-smelling whittled fox figurine of the brute of chilblains	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	scorching rock-hard dance instructor's beefcake's whittled walking stick	0		Muscle: +25, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	stale campfire hot dog	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	moldy campfire baked potato	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	flavorless olive campfire s'more	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	bland green campfire beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	jumbo flavorless enchanted campfire stew	5	decent	Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	campfire coffee	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	energized dry squat leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 19
10310	bouncing rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	green signal receiver	0		
10316	space shield	0		
10317	signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	olive Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	adequate space chowder	4	good	
10321	bad space wine	3	decent	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	lime green Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	bouncing baleful Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the blizzard of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	gray unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	stale bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	stale massive flan del mar	8	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	adequate Baja sopapilla	3	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	lime green Socratic plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	chilly plastic sea elf	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	olive healthy plastic yuleviathan	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	nippy plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	Van der Graaf plastic Dolph Bossin	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	rotten half-sized mana-coated yams	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	rotten mana-basted tofurkey leg	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	miniature rotten mana-fortified cranberry sauce	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	half-sized rotten mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	quadruple-modified triple-energized patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	boiled industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	dry diffused unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	pickled twirling vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	distilled twirling a bug's lymph	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	cold-filtered wet organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	bad boot flask	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	moist modified infernal snowball	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	dehydrated twirling jittery fish sauce	1		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	decent snack-sized special blinking guffin	2	good	Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	pickled Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	powdered non-Euclidean angle	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	activated dry unsweetened peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	polymerized Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	chilled lime green extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	diluted spinning livid energy	1		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	compressed mirror gray beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	purple occult slick oxygenated eggnog helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	blurry peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	frozen corrupted tumbling concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	extra-moist liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	lime green Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	olive brawny beefcake's Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat of incineration	0		Muscle: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	skewed The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	concentrated upside-down salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	greedy rock-hard ribbon candy ascot	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	horrifying anemoney clip	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	bouncing runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	mixed super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	groovy icing poncho of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	spinning Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	denatured glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	ghostly tumbling asbestos-lined Da Vinci's Mer-kin rollpin	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	rotten bowl of mernudo	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	delicious fishelada	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	bland pulsating teal ojo de pez burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	spinning waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	purple waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	spinning waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	pulsating waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	mirror waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	tumbling quilted nutcracker hat of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	forbidden nutcracker waistcoat of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	spinning steel-toed Samson's nutcracker pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	skewed ribald razor-sharp nutcracker boots	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	sinister nutcracker sword of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	lime green bouncing shellacked beefy nutcracker drumstick	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	steel-toed nutcracker beard of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	nasty frosty nutcracker cape	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	Sinatra's nutcracker epaulets of temperance	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	thick stale salt plum	5	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	wobbly peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	spoiled and bean	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	narrow nasty Jack Frost's kelp-holly gun of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	bouncing banded smooth Yuleviathan necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	jittery family-friendly Temple Grandin's peppermint spine	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	huge flame-retardant padded soggy elf shoes	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	Van der Graaf Crimbylow-rise jeans of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	skewed Usain Bolt's beefy kelp-holly drape	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	nasty Annie Oakley's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of the brazier of bravery	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	moldy blurry narrow tempura and bean	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	artisanal salt plum sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	dry pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	improved nitrogenated jittery upside-down almond	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 39
10429	adjusted handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	pulsating nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	Sherlock's medical-grade Retrospecs of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	fuchsia Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	cyan wool scandalous educational Powerful Glove of Calamity Jane of the early riser	0		Experience: +1, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	squat status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	spinning aromatic coward's Drip harness of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +1
10442	auspicious drippy truncheon	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
10443	Driplet	0		
10444	drippy snail shell	0		
10445	tiny decent mirror drippy nugget	1	drippy	
10446	mediocre glass of drippy wine	3	drippy	
10447	normal snack-sized drippy caviar	2	drippy	
10448	rotten tiny squat drippy plum(?)	1	drippy	
10449	foul-smelling drippy stake	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
10450	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	cyan drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	yellow drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	shaking coin	0		
10455	jittery mushroom	0		
10456	deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	anodized colloidal skewed fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 36
10459	moist twirling healthy juice	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 48
10460	teal hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	fuchsia work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	blinking boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	olive sizzling cape	0		Hot Damage: +10
10467	razor-sharp back shell of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
10468	spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	jittery power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	mirror Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	spinning twirling personal trainer's bony back shell	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
10473	jittery teal frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	tarnished blooper ink	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	squat rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	huge adequate green mushroom filet	8	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	bouncing mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	diluted bouncing mushroom tea	1		Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	extra-dry smooth twirling mushroom whiskey	5	awesome	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	blinking Da Vinci's mushroom cap of doom of the boozehound	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	gray upside-down censurious deadly mushroom shield of the ox of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	brainy mushroom pants of the ox of wisdom of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: 20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	toasty baleful dangerous deadly mushroom badge	0		Weapon Damage: 15, Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	flattened quantum piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	pulsating sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	mirror Jack Frost's kettle bell	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	friendly glued-together crystal ball	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	lime green twirling miser's martini dregs	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	twirling lard-coated flickering flashlight	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	crumbling rabbit's foot of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	fuchsia ghostly outmoded fidget toy of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	blinking green up-at-dawn flimsy ski pole	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	pulsating discarded finger painting of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	Usain Bolt's pizza box	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	gravedigger's mansplainer's chipped coffee mug	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	huge cool Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	mirror drippy seed	0		
10515	upside-down jittery drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	jittery Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	drippy salt	0		
10521	jittery drippy pigment	0		
10522	mirror olive drippy bromide	0		
10523	drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	enchanted smooth green drippy pilsner	3	drippy	Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 15
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	manspreader's gory drippy orb	0		Monster Level: +10
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	mirror Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	personal trainer's Samson's Guzzlr tablet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	lime green Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	blinking twirling yellow Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	occult Guzzlr souvenir stein	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	tolerable practically non-alcoholic special Ghiaccio Colada	1	good	Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	mediocre fortified skewed Sourfinger	5	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	perfectly mixed upside-down Nog-on-the-Cob	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	perfectly mixed Steamboat	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	mediocre watered-down Buttery Boy	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	ribald smartaleck's clown car key	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	tumbling double-paned sage batting cage key of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	careful manspreader's cool aqu&iacute;	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: 0, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	foul-smelling healthy knob labinet key of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	sage brawny stylish weremoose key	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	peg key of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	gravedigger's kekekey	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	brainy rabbit's foot key	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	hale knob shaft skate key of the businessman	0		Maximum HP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	frosty Newton's Samson's ice key	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	steel-toed anchovy can key	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	jittery wobbly foul-smelling cactus key of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	educational f'c'le sh'c'le k'y of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	quilted treasure chest key of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	upside-down resourceful razor-sharp demonic key of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	upside-down blinking key sausage of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	Lo Pan's studded knob treasury key	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	resourceful vibrating hardy scrap key	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	gray family-friendly dog trainer's rose key	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	squat maroon double-paned music box key	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	ghostly supercool weightlifter's actual skeleton key	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	manspreader's curative cool deep-fried key	0		Moxie: +5, Monster Level: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	upside-down maroon lard-coated Samson's discarded bike lock key	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	magnetized irradiated marshroom	0		Effect: "Adrenaline Rush", Effect Duration: 28
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	improved salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 15
10577	altered writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 67
10578	improved gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Initiative and Let Die", Effect Duration: 15
10579	teal baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	jittery dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	blurry packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	blurry flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	chilly birch battery of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	upside-down beefcake's ebony epee of the ox of doom	0		Muscle: 45, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	twirling chilly hardy smooth weeping willow wand	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	olive up-at-dawn baleful experienced beechwood blowgun	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	grievous brawny maple magnet of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	crafty occult savvy hemlock helm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	censurious deadly brainy balsam barrel	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	squat redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	chilled double-altered cyan mirror redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "BOOsted", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	fuchsia censurious curative dance instructor's purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	censurious flame-wreathed chaotic wicked educational wormwood wedding ring	0		Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	wobbly Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	greasy ert grey goo ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
10603	fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	shaking Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	polymerized pickled Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Creepypasted", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	concentrated boiled blurry olive narrow Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	squat Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	rotten upside-down Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	altered polarized adjusted lime green Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	Yeg's Motel shower cap of the cougar of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	dangerous slick Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	pulsating therapeutic Sinatra's Yeg's Motel slippers	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	pulsating teal greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	spinning onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	cyan onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	jittery onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	bouncing tumbling onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	pulsating lime green alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	maroon alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	bouncing tumbling alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	maroon alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	avaricious occult sinister Cargo Cultist Shorts of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	spinning complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	weak tolerable fuchsia flask of moonshine	2	good	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	twirling upside-down greedy manspreader's hale sea-worn candlestick	0		Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	moist spinning null-day exploit	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	flavorless tiny twirling chocolate chip muffin	1	decent	
10644	ghostly Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	wobbly Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	shaking packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	fuchsia twirling subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	Vulcanized mirror fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	liquefied jittery boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	deionized fuchsia cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	dry chilled overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	adjusted hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	ionized diffused pickled lime green shaking hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	lime green tumbling Book of Old-Timey Carols of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	occult Crimbo smile	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	groovy SalesCo sample kit	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	deionized unsweetened candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	alkaline Vulcanized narrow sugar	0		Effect: "Greedy Resolve", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	denatured non-dry multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "The Style... of the Future", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	thinker's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	twirling healthy plastic multi-level marketer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	extremely unsafe plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	narrow lion tamer's plastic Mirth	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	jittery Newton's plastic Penny	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	blinking overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	blurry personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	gray shaking tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	neck wreath of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	grievous shining star cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	skewed nativity shorts of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	blue slick myrrh pouch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	MacGyver's frankincenser of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	rosy-cheeked gilded trumpet of the boozehound	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	blurry baleful &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	wizardly wine carrier	0		Mysticality: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	olive Sherlock's candy bucket	0		Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	ionized irradiated prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	double-dry tumbling ghostly imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	super-deionized ghostly hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Warm Belly", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	huge government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	red government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	upside-down olive Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	skewed food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	olive booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	bouncing candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	mirror prompt fruit bat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	hale studded tinsel orb	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	huge resourceful cool snowpack	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	therapeutic Satan hat of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	padded brainy Crimbo stockings	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	blurry family-friendly ribald poncho de azucar	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	teal The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	spinning The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	bouncing The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	blinking narrow The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	tasty and pepper (stale)	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	fortified mediocre special cranberry margarita (brackish)	5	decent	Effect: "init.enh", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	spinning fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	shaking nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	triple-distilled delicious barrel-aged eggnog	7	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	rotten hand-crafted candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	delicious drive-thru burger	4	awesome	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	fancy mediocre Boulevardier cocktail	4	decent	Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	cold-filtered tumbling cyan Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Cock of the Walk", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	rotten cyan bowl full of jelly	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Eye and a Twist	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	enhanced Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Reptilian Fortitude", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	jittery packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	lime green fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	green twirling fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	spinning emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	mirror potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	galvanized gray battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Over-Familiar With Dactyls", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	nitrogenated cyan battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	alkaline nitrogenated battery (D)	0		Effect: "Tingling Feeling", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	frozen corrupted wobbly battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	oxidized battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	frozen adjusted improved battery (car)	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	tolerable twirling upside-down marshmallow bomb	3	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	yellow packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	purple plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	frozen triple-anodized altered short beer	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	galvanized moist short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	denatured gray ghostly short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Cold as Ice", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	energized short glass of water	0		Effect: "Fever From the Flavor", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	boiled twirling short	0		Effect: "Izchak's Blessing", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	skewed tumbling narrow Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	skewed green quantum of familiar	0		
10759	resourceful hale familiar scrapbook	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	nasty MacGyver's fedora-mounted fountain of temperance	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	mirror sinister extremely unsafe sombrero-mounted sparkler of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	green chilly dog trainer's porkpie-mounted popper of the boozehound	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	twirling rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	upside-down rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	adequate small shaking fire crackers	2	good	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	huge squat Catherine Wheel of the ox of the pedagogue	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	hardened rocket boots of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	wobbly clever sparkler of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	diffused cold-filtered Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	modified unsweetened The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	unsweetened flattened oxidized Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Mental A-cue-ity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	liquefied Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	enhanced nitrogenated huge Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	energetic curative extra-large utility candle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	personal trainer's runed taper candle of the detective	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	lightning-fast toasty extremely unsafe novelty sparkling candle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	veiny Abracandalabra of terror	0		Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	greasy fortified extra-wide head candle	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	altered olive natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Penguinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	irradiated flattened rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	vacuum-sealed olive banana candle	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	wet lime green ear candle	0		Effect: "Biologically Shocked", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	warmed maroon blurry votive of confidence	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	razor-sharp water candle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	pulsating fireproof B. L. A. R. T.	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	shaking Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	green twirling pump grease	0		
10796	red squat packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	medical-grade deadly savvy thinker's industrial fire extinguisher of Calamity Jane of the sewer	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	blurry The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	maroon bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	baleful Daylight Shavings Helmet of vim and vigor of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	eggwater	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	normal bread man	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	tasty half-sized plain candy cane	2	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	massive flavorless flour cookie	10	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	manspreader's plastic food lab	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	wobbly careful plastic nog lab	0		Monster Level: -10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	twirling plastic chem lab of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	nippy plastic primary lab	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	shaking energetic plastic Cheer Core	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	twirling bouncing packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	red huge medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	family-friendly manspreader's resourceful ice crown	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	dance instructor's supercool jeans of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	miser's ruddy dangerous ice wrap	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	adequate tofu pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	adequate fuchsia bowl of prescription candy	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	adequate miniature upside-down fishcake	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	normal blinking bone broth	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	normal blinking star pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	enchanted drinkable narrow Doc's Fortifying Wine	4	good	Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	perfectly mixed Doc's Smartifying Wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	delicious fortified mirror Doc's Limbering Wine	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	mediocre shaking Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	pickled skewed Homebodyl&trade;	1		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	dehydrated shaking teal Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	twisted Breathitin&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	modified green Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	dry frozen anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Piratastic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	Vulcanized anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	modified enhanced huge anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	Vulcanized anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	triple-activated aerosolized blinking anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Human-Machine Hybrid", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	liquefied green ghostly anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	smooth jittery pulsating Doc's Special Reserve Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	toothsome big bread pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	bad practically non-alcoholic clear Russian	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	wobbly upside-down Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	cozy scarf of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	snack-sized decent huge Crimbo cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	flattened oxidized jittery ghostly fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	pulsating blurry chaotic third ear	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	blurry poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	peppermint-scented socks of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	jittery projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	bouncing wizardly depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	small moldy shaking &quot;caramel&quot;	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	prompt self-repairing earmuffs	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	jittery savvy carnivorous potted plant	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	blue tumbling universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	blurry wicked yule hatchet	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	rotten lab-grown meat	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	squat veiny fleece	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	ghostly boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	huge blue cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	wobbly rosewater-soaked aromatic smelly can of mixed everything	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	blurry Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	upside-down the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	rotten meatball	3	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	tumbling mirror cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	jittery refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	pickled mirror fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	dehydrated bouncing ghostly astral energy drink	1		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 40
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	yellow resourceful Sinatra's Samson's magnifying glass	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	delicious watered-down olive void lager	2	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	half-sized fancy rotten void burger	2	crappy	Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	narrow lime green tumbling void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	huge mirror Usain Bolt's horrifying wholesome brawny void shard	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	skewed cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	upside-down combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	huge dance instructor's combat lover's locket	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	teal prompt frightening lion tamer's unbreakable umbrella (broken) of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +3
10900	jittery MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	ionized quadruple-diffused flattened emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	blue Lo Pan's survival knife	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	cool crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Moxie: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	huge lime green grievous headlamp	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	ghostly chilly baleful Newton's thermal blanket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	atlas of local maps of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	non-nitrogenated spare battery	0		Effect: "Mutated", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	galvanized blue single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	liquefied liquefied gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Gunky Dory", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	small normal 20-lb can of rice and beans	2	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	gigantic adequate upside-down expired MRE	9	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	thick bland teal cool mint precipice bar	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	rotten small special blinking carrot cake precipice bar	2	crappy	Effect: "Creepin' Up on You", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	twirling Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	ghostly packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	family-friendly fireproof educational June cleaver	0		Experience: +1, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	tolerable extra-dry Dad's brandy	5	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	spinning razor-sharp teacher's pen of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	tiny normal fire-roasted lake trout	1	good	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	rotten snack-sized guilty sprout	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	banded Sinatra's mother's necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	deionized flattened trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	corrupted cyan savings bond	0		Effect: "Flagrantly Fragrant", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	ghostly designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	altered skewed sweat-ade	1		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	skewed stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	thick dinosaur	0		
10934	cyan dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	tumbling huge nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	Van der Graaf pterodactyl rifle	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	blurry flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	modified Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 53
10942	mirror dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	hardy camouflage vest	0		Maximum HP: +50
10944	Dinodollar	0		
10945	blurry valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	lard-coated chilly quilted awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
10948	smelly reflective vest	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
10949	frosty dinosaur	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	purple packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	ribald scandalous Jurassic Parka	0		Sleaze Damage: 15, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	modified double-ionized autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	mediocre AutumnFest ale	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	pulsating auspicious Samson's autumn sweater-weather sweater of the storm	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	chilly therapeutic autumn debris shield of Leguizamo of chilblains	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: 30, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	tasty autumn-spice donut	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	improved oxidized autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	mirror tumbling horrifying Jim Carey's rock-hard autumn leaf pendant	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	twisted spinning autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	super-liquefied liquefied ghostly autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Disdain of She-Who-Was", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	perfectly mixed spinning Oopsie IPA	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	blurry mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	blurry Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	adequate ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	bland twirling Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	thick flavorless twirling squat roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	yummy St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	normal blurry Pete's wiley whey bar	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	spoiled Pete's rich ricotta	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	tolerable boozy wobbly Boris's beer	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	small flavorless honey bun of Boris	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	yummy gigantic Boris's bread	10	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	red Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	wobbly Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	ghostly lime green Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	huge Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	diet toothsome blinking baked veggie ricotta casserole	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	spoiled diet plain calzone	1	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	diet decent roasted vegetable focaccia	1	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	small rotten Pizza of Legend	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	normal thick fuchsia Calzone of Legend	5	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	gray Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	lime green Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	gigantic rotten enchanted Deep Dish of Legend	6	crappy	Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	tumbling government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	auspicious prohie's hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	aerosolized tumbling imported taffy	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	purple scorching Charleston shoes of the early riser	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	tumbling avaricious rare oboe of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	Oprah's shellacked bullet necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	stale spinning swamp haunch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	gator shades of the wise owl of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	tolerable shaking Charleston Choo-Choo	3	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	practically non-alcoholic mediocre mirror Velvet Veil	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	hand-crafted wobbly Marltini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	perfectly mixed Strong, Silent Type	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	bad narrow Mysterious Stranger	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	tolerable watered-down Champagne Shimmy	2	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	gray the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	miser's sage ceramic cestus	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	knitted ceramic centurion shield of the blizzard of temperance	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	horrifying ceramic celery grater of the businessman	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	jittery flame-retardant therapeutic Newton's ceramic celsiturometer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	frightening hale Da Vinci's ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	pulsating knitted manspreader's MacGyver's ceramic cenobite's robe	0		Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	vaporized lime green ceramic scree	1		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	double-liquefied cold-filtered extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "What's That Smell?", Effect Duration: 41
11028	hardened wicked chiffon chevrons of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	nippy electrified groovy chiffon chapeau	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	shellacked chiffon chamberpot of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	perfumed wholesome beefy chiffon chemise	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	tumbling supercool chiffon chakram of extreme caution of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Item Drop: +20, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	aromatic Annie Oakley's Socratic chiffon chaps	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	mixed narrow maroon shaking chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	pressed mirror chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 54
11036	normal chocomotive	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	yummy low-calorie freightcake	1	awesome	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	hand-crafted watered-down lime green mirror cabooze	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	Oprah's plastic passenger car	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	cool plastic dining car	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	green forbidden plastic coal car of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	gray sinister plastic locomotive	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	teal blinking jittery packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	jittery model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	mirror Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	red pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	deionized ionized green pulsating Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Boilermade", Effect Duration: 32
11051	quadruple-alkaline frozen Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 37
11052	quadruple-dry electrified Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 59
11053	concentrated diffused Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 53
11054	non-cold-filtered red Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 34
11055	nitrogenated blurry Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 14
11056	squat ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	teal ping-pong ball	0		
11058	spinning MacGyver's Trainbot harness	0		Maximum MP: +100
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	skewed personal trainer's head-mounted Trainbot of chilblains of the boozehound	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	huge Usain Bolt's chilly smartaleck's leg-mounted Trainbots	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	mirror occult shoulder-mounted Trainbot of vim and vigor of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	wobbly cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	drinkable triple-distilled dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	7	good	
11068	lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	adequate honey-drenched ham slice	4	good	
11071	acceptable mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3	good	
11072	normal Crimbo food scraps	3	good	
11073	arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	spinning table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	narrow Trainbot slag	0		
11077	industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	decent steamed oyster	4	good	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	lime green ghostly wobbly steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	bad spinning Crimbosmopolitan	4	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	rotten Crimbo dinner	4	crappy	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	twirling ghostly overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	pulsating The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	skewed tumbling Sherlock's electrified weightlifter's grubby wool hat	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11093	curative grubby wool scarf of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
11094	stanky Jim Carey's grubby wool trousers of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25
11095	tumbling nippy smooth grubby wool gloves of the brazier of the glutton	0		Moxie: +15, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
11096	blinking mirror grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	irresponsibly strong lousy nice warm beer	10	decent	
11098	grubby woolball	0		
11099	maroon Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	spinning groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	altered twirling blurry fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	wobbly lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	ghostly milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	twirling bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	yummy super-sized pixel bread	5	awesome	
11113	artisanal pixel whiskey	3	EPIC	
11114	olive pixel rock	0		
11115	S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	extra-aerosolized huge glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	diffused Vulcanized pulsating mushroom	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	aerosolized five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	half-sized moldy gray jittery super good fruit	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	compressed green energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	gravedigger's friendly hot pepper	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	corrupted quantum mirror pulsating blinking out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	jittery extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	improved triple-electrified shaking fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	polarized Vulcanized flapper fly	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	perfectly mixed fancy shot of wasp venom	3	EPIC	Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	anodized huge filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	ionized super-pickled fuchsia shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	cold-filtered pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	dry polymerized pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	flattened mirror angry agate	0		Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	extra-pickled twirling lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	yummy tiny mirror shadow sausage	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	frightening beefcake's shadow skin	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	anodized shadow flame	0		Effect: "The Magic of Sharing", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	adequate twirling shadow bread	3	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	bouncing shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	acceptable twirling shadow fluid	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	lime green shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	mirror squat shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	cyan squat shaking shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	hand-crafted shadow venom	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	powdered jittery shaking shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	ghostly beefcake's shadow stick of temperance	0		Muscle: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	greedy friendly bat paw	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20
11148	lard-coated uncursed bat paw	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
11149	inspector's goblin cape of the pedagogue of mayonnaise	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +15
11150	Oprah's uncursed goblin cape	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
11151	frightening strapping dragon wishbone	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Damage: +5
11152	uncursed dragon wishbone of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
11153	spinning sharpshooter's steel-toed shellacked experienced stats	0		Experience: +2, Damage Reduction: 16, Critical Hit Percent: +10
11154	hale uncursed stats	0		Maximum HP: +20
11155	Usain Bolt's therapeutic arcane orb	0		Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11156	banded uncursed arcane orb	0		Damage Absorption: +100
11157	dance instructor's machete	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
11158	scorching uncursed machete	0		Hot Damage: +25
11159	teal blanket	0		
11160	uncursed blanket	0		
11161	Oprah's forbidden baleful medallion	0		Spell Damage: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50
11162	medical-grade uncursed medallion	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	mirror shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	pulsating closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	twirling shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	jittery Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	up-at-dawn shadow chef's hat of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	shaking bouncing up-at-dawn grievous shadow trousers of temperance	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	ribald smelly shadow hammer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	blurry blinking manspreader's vibrating ruddy shadow monocle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	miniature decent shadow hot dog	2	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	tolerable shadow martini	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	pickled bouncing pulsating shadow pill	1		
11185	fuchsia shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	improved deionized jittery shadow candy	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 61
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	bouncing replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	teal replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	blue replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	cyan stanky dance instructor's Fonzie's replica jewel-eyed wizard hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	greasy forbidden razor-sharp replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	rosewater-soaked quilted Socratic replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	spinning deadly replica V for Vivala mask of incineration	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	twirling zippy smelly replica haiku katana of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	spinning replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	Jeselnik's Oprah's veiny replica Elvish sunglasses of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	ghostly replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	teal replica stone sphere	0		
11209	shaking Sherlock's banded forbidden replica Greatest American Pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +25
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	greedy replica Juju Mojo Mask of Tarzan of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
11212	flame-wreathed Temple Grandin's replica Operation Patriot Shield of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	teal greasy Samson's replica plastic vampire fangs of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	narrow replica angel	0		
11216	blurry teal grievous replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Drops Items
11217	red replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	yellow up-at-dawn supercharged arcane researcher's Cincho de Mayo of Gandalf	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Adventures: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	green ghostly dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	lime green replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	blurry replica puck	0		
11229	replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	spinning replica Source terminal	0		
11232	tumbling replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	squat replica genie bottle	0		
11235	lime green replica space planula	0		
11236	purple replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	huge replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	lion tamer's educational replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of the brazier	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	scandalous foul-smelling therapeutic replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the cougar of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
11242	yellow perfumed asbestos-lined lion tamer's hale shellacked wicked arcane researcher's slick replica hewn moon-rune spoon of the ox of the detective of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	flame-retardant Jack Frost's coward's medical-grade dance instructor's replica Powerful Glove	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Monster Level: -20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	twirling frightening hardy replica Cargo Cultist Shorts of bravery of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Adventures: +7
11246	asbestos-lined therapeutic deadly Sinatra's Socratic cool replica industrial fire extinguisher	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	gray narrow replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	rosewater-soaked frosty replica Jurassic Parka	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	squat replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	nippy experienced replica Cincho de Mayo of the empath of courage	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	cyan Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	pulsating shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	blinking 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	blurry foul-smelling vibrating Da Vinci's boxer's wizardly &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt of vim and vigor	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	blinking huge foul-smelling pro skateboard of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	spinning Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	red Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	tumbling Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	ghostly scandalous Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	lightning-fast fireproof banded dance instructor's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Resistance: +3, Initiative: +40, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	blurry Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	skewed Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	denatured aerosolized twirling scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Toothy Grin", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	ghostly upside-down Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	huge Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	squat Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	concentrated corrupted scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	shaking Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	gray shaking Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	upside-down Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	artisanal practically non-alcoholic blue Sexy Cosmo	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	Jeselnik's red-soled high heels of the dark arts of Leguizamo	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	gigantic normal ghostly cyburger	10	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	stanky ncle leg	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
11287	skewed groovy thinker's rutabuga bag	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie Percent: +10
11288	zippy mesquito proboscis	0		Initiative: +20
11289	sharpshooter's senate fly thorax	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
11290	cold-filtered magnetized bug juice	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
11291	boxer's spider leg	0		Muscle Percent: +10
11292	beetle antenna of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
11293	mantis skull of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
11294	concentrated oxidized green ghostly chitin powder	0		Effect: "Orchid Blood", Effect Duration: 49
11295	pulsating scorching hardened daddy shortlegs leg	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +25
11296	asbestos-lined birdybug antenna of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5
11297	chilly hale kilopede skull	0		Maximum HP: +20, Cold Damage: +5
11298	diffused extra-polarized deionized haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 55
11299	chilled chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 35
11300	mirror cyan twirling sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	souvenir flag	0		
11303	jittery name change form	0		
11304	replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	red boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	small flavorless upside-down watermelon	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	twirling olive water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	teal thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	stale upside-down waffle	4	decent	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	tumbling smartaleck's cat o' nine teeth of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	rock-hard Samson's tooth cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	ruddy smooth toothy trousers	0		Moxie: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	rotten banana split	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	mirror handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	ghostly Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	artisanal high-proof bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	hale occult cool baywatch	0		Moxie: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	squat Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	dehydrated concentrated cooking	1		
11329	dried meat	1		
11330	modified upside-down yellow tumbling sparkling orb	1		
11331	vaporized hardening cream	1		Effect: "Standard Issue Bravery", Effect Duration: 30
11332	denatured gray pool shark hair oil	1		
11333	shaking book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	blurry blue squat book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	magnetized bouncing sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 35
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	blinking wobbly inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	green rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	squat stiffened rake	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	blinking upside-down autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	purple day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	wool Tesla autumnal aegis	0		Cold Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	ionized colloidal distilled resin	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	ghostly super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	wicked experienced impromptu torch	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	electrified fig leaf of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	perfumed Da Vinci's smoldering drape	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	spinning greedy flame-wreathed therapeutic educational leaf crown of the pedagogue of the glutton	0		Experience: 4, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20, Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	miniature adequate leafy browns	2	good	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	boiled autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	extra-liquefied coping juice	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	zippy knitted healthy Samson's candy cane sword cane of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	pulsating Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	spinning automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	jittery handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	shaking housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	housekeeping robot	0		
11378	special toothsome pickled bread	4	awesome	Effect: "Thought", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	moldy salted mutton	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	adequate thick corned beet	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	spinning pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	skewed pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	mirror wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	rotten maroon peppermint donut	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	ghostly knitted Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	wobbly military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	nippy experienced strapping Crimbuccaneer lantern	0		Muscle: +5, Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	greedy Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	shaking mirror Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	blue ribald Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	concentrated Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	thinker's beefcake's Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	Elf Guard insignia (general) of horror of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	hand-crafted blinking Crimbow Rainbo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	mirror Elf Guard broom of the overflowing toilet of temperance	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	skewed up-at-dawn perfumed slick Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	drinkable extra-dry old-school pirate grog	5	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	rotten enchanted grog nuts	4	crappy	Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	wobbly wool Jim Carey's thinker's sawed-off blunderbuss	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	practically non-alcoholic drinkable yellow officer's nog	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	shaking ghostly peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	toothsome sundae ration	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	bland spinning peppermint tack	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	shaking Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	decent whalesteak	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	resourceful Herculean boxer's whalegun	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	maroon Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	avaricious veiny Elf Guard clipboard of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	narrow pegfinger of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	artisanal teal and claret	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	mirror Elf Guard and beret of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	yellow experienced supercool stylish shipwright's hammer	0		Moxie: +25, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	avaricious friendly gunwale of the overflowing toilet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	narrow nippy therapeutic Samson's Kelflar vest	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Cold Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	irradiated warmed mirror whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	huge hardy Crimbuccaneer runebone of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 150, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	gray smooth Elf Guard mouthknife of dire peril	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	hardy extremely unsafe Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	blinking Elf Guard fuel tank of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	Rosewater's weightlifter's massive wrench of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	dog trainer's dance instructor's brown pirate pants	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	jittery The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	flame-wreathed quilted occult Fonzie's supercool Elf dessert spoon of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	scandalous Elf Guard SCUBA tank of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	narrow Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	cyan blinking aromatic mansplainer's free boots	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	lard-coated sharpshooter's Elvish underarmor of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	wobbly asbestos-lined Van der Graaf Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	0		Hot Resistance: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	moldy sugarplum ration	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	bite-sized decent gingerbread nylons	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	special bland upside-down rum-soaked fruitcake	3	decent	Effect: "Coal-Powered", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	huge spoiled lime	8	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	snack-sized rotten twirling cyan gingerbread pirate	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	super-sized enchanted rotten fruit-stuffed rumcake	5	crappy	Effect: "Egg-stortionary Tactics", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	lousy boozy mulled wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	acceptable skewed spinning Swedish coffee	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	watered-down lousy squat canteen of eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	artisanal hot wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	tolerable Jamaican coffee	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	delicious flask of egggrog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	twirling pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	hand-crafted yule grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	moldy wet tack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	diet spoiled whalecake	1	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	blinking Sinatra's savvy gunwale whalegun of the sewer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	acceptable fuchsia and claret	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	pulsating rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	tumbling trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	razor-sharp Elf Guard squirtgun of the scaredy-cat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	spinning chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	mirror rosy-cheeked sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	mirror lime green reassuring deadly replica Elf Guard medal of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	censurious experienced Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	miser's wicked supercool barnacle-encrusted sweater	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	horrifying Socratic cool Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	fuchsia mirror pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	mirror Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	squat precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	electrified magnetized military candy cane	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 19
11503	deionized super-ionized triple-oxidized red groggipop	0		Effect: "Belch the Rainbow&trade;", Effect Duration: 39
11504	moss mace of dire peril of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	wholesome occult moss megaphone	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	electrified moss medal of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	squat rosewater-soaked Socratic moss mitre	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	moss mantle of wisdom of the detective	0		Mysticality: +15, Item Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	greasy moss marlinspike of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	modified moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	vacuum-sealed polymerized wobbly moss floss	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 29
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	mirror mirror adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	wobbly adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	twirling adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	olive adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	dried adobe assortment	1		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	quadruple-dry mirror adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 24
11520	Newton's smooth crepe paper phrygian cap of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	gray prompt hardy experienced crepe paper parachute cape	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	wobbly clever wicked thinker's crepe paper pie clip	0		Mysticality: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	flame-wreathed hardened crepe paper puzzle cube of the glutton	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	knitted Fonzie's crepe paper plunge camisole of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	fireproof rock-hard Da Vinci's crepe paper polka charm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	dried crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	dry crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 12
11528	dangerous smartaleck's petrified wood war pike	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	healthy petrified wood waist protector of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	slick petrified wood wizard's pouch of extreme caution	0		Moxie: +10, Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	fireproof padded petrified wood water purifier	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	mirror banded petrified wood whoopie panama of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	mirror miser's petrified wood walking pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	twisted mirror cyan petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	wet petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Radiant Personality", Effect Duration: 55
11536	hand-crafted cybeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	foul-smelling Crimbuccaneer war standard of the detective	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	twirling family-friendly Elf Guard war standard of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	tumbling in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	blurry lard-coated stiffened spring shoes of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	extra-adjusted liquefied ionized ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	boiled triple-polarized crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Educated (Kinda)", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	fortified motion sensor	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	huge wobbly educational thinker's Everfull Dart Holster	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	zippy foul-smelling crafty Apriling band helmet of the storm of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	double-paned wizardly Apriling band saxophone of the storm of terror	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	gray scorching coward's hale Apriling band quad tom of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	baleful groovy weightlifter's Apriling band tuba of the bloodbag of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +100, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	asbestos-lined wool therapeutic hale Newton's Apriling band staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	shaking Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	snack-sized decent squat yam	2	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	watered-down artisanal skewed green yam martini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	artisanal weak gray sweet potato o' mine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	triple-distilled hand-crafted bouncing Southern yam	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	perfectly mixed sweet potato punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	decent jittery Mayam spinach	3	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	normal jittery yam and swiss	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	Temple Grandin's steel-toed deadly yam cannon	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	squat cyan shaking yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	skewed yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	mirror blinking mansplainer's occult Samson's furry yam buckler	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	auspicious dance instructor's brainy yamtility belt	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	spoiled yam slider	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	moldy tiny ghostly yam mayo	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	big moldy blurry yam burrito	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	squat ghostly visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	green Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	bite-sized bland wobbly mini kiwi	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	squat flame-retardant friendly rock-hard mini kiwi bikini	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	spirit-forward mediocre mini kiwitini	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	teal mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	supercharged hale mini kiwi silicon tiepin of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	blue mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	moldy jumbo mini kiwi digitized cookies	5	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	drinkable mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	4	good	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	chilled extra-oxidized mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	modified polarized upside-down squat huge mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Comprehensively Nourished", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	bouncing up-at-dawn reassuring mini kiwi whipping stick	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	fuchsia huge brawny mini kiwi icepick	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	enhanced upside-down upside-down mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	twirling Van der Graaf studded savvy messenger bag RNA	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	blue skewed squat proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	normal lime green twirling bacteria bisque	3	good	
11619	delicious ciliophora chowder	3	awesome	
11620	delicious massive fancy cream of chloroplasts	9	awesome	Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 10
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	fuchsia muscular soup	0		
11623	flagellate soup	0		
11624	cyan elbow soup	0		
11625	lip soup	0		
11626	yellow unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	upside-down extra ooze	0		
11628	jittery wobbly extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	Jeselnik's flame-wreathed thinker's tearaway pants of the detective of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	squat baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	squat Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	blinking tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	bad tumbling Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	blinking Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	red Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	mirror Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	green boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	skewed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	banded blade of dismemberment	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	blinking Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	aromatic flame-retardant sizzling embers-only jacket	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	strapping bembershoot	0		Muscle: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	spoiled gigantic special wheel of camembert	7	crappy	Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	fortified strapping hat of remembering of the glutton	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	green head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	squat embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	upside-down soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	mirror boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	personal trainer's bat wings of the dark arts of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	yellow ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	teal ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	resourceful cool monocle on a stick	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	upside-down ghostly careful plastic pipe of the early riser	0		Monster Level: -10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	savvy fake arrow-through-the-head of the storm	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	sharpshooter's Socratic bow tie	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	gray blinking manspreader's extremely unsafe fake huge beard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	stylish weightlifter's astronaut helmet	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	twirling fireproof flame-retardant feather boa	0		Hot Resistance: 4, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	sizzling Sheriff badge of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	blurry aromatic baleful Sheriff pistol	0		Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	nippy Sheriff moustache of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	aromatic medical-grade photo booth supply list	0		Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	red peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	spinning tie-dye headband	0		
11674	spoiled whirled peas	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	low-calorie stale gray peaza	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	pulsating upside-down peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	twisted drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	mixed Synapse Blaster	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	activated denatured pea brittle	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	acceptable twirling peasco	4	good	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	stale piece of cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	teal upside-down TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	avaricious experienced deft pirate hook	0		Experience: +2, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	sizzling iron tricorn hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	narrow healthy jolly roger flag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	mediocre tankard of spiced rum	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	mediocre tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	thinker's governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	governor's daughter's petticoats of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	mirror studded chili powder cutlass	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	yummy blinking Aztec tamale	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	pulsating jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	beefy groggles	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	spinning pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	double-paned silky pirate drawers of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	Vulcanized peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	mediocre hard cocoa	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	stale immense pulsating salmagumdi	7	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	smartaleck's plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	cool plastic St. Patrick	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	tumbling Jack Frost's therapeutic plastic Colonel Brando	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	executive plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot; of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	wobbly Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	twirling fuchsia Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	spoiled fancy miniature coney haunch	2	crappy	Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	double-enhanced olive dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Scrappy, Shadowy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	weak smooth moai toai	2	awesome	
11725	squat clever smooth strapping moaiball	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +15, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	pickled quantum upside-down narrow four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	healthy Herculean potato jacket of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	upside-down teal traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	personal trainer's Rosewater's military orb	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	polymerized tumbling rum ball	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 48
11733	skewed bouncing gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	yellow executive greedy gravyskin hat	0		Meat Drop: 60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	twirling miser's wizardly gravyskin buckler	0		Mysticality: +25, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	teal cool gravyskin skirt of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	lightning-fast coward's gravyskin pants	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	unsweetened polarized aerosolized crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Flashing Eyes", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	miniature spoiled jittery room scale bean casserole	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	yellow squat ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	lightning-fast flame-wreathed razor-sharp perfect Christmas scarf	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	groovy beefy snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	tarnished quantum mirror LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	flame-retardant ribald slick Congressional Medal of Insanity	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	perfectly mixed triple-distilled olive Easter grasshopper	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	smooth Irish eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	extra-dry tolerable canteen of jungle juice	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	special artisanal triple-distilled turchucken	7	EPIC	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	enchanted bad triple-distilled mechanically-mulled cider	6	decent	Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	artisanal yellow holiday trip around the world	4	super EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	decent bite-sized chocolate ostrich egg	1	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	decent shaking beef and cabbage	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	thick decent tumbling fuchsia candy rations	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	stale olive double-candied yams	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	enchanted moldy diet Christmas ham	1	crappy	Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	yummy holiday smorgasbord	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	bejazzled eyepatch of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	twirling wobbly Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	yellow How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	wobbly Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	maroon Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	skewed Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	prompt Jeselnik's chaotic egg gun of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	red zippy reassuring nasty groovy army helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	red napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	spoiled Thanksgiving ration	4	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	spirit-forward perfectly mixed Easter eggnog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	dehydrated spinning pulsating clovermint	1		Effect: "Healthy Bronze Glow", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	executive Jack Frost's friendly mansplainer's nylon Christmas stockings	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	boiled twirling cyan deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	bouncing McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	maroon supercharged McHugeLarge duffel bag of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	squat prompt asbestos-lined wicked McHugeLarge left pole	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	wobbly sizzling sinister Fonzie's McHugeLarge right pole	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	McHugeLarge left ski of incineration of doom	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	McHugeLarge right ski of the brute of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	red 1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	twisted olive twirling blinking eXpand	1		Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	twirling blinking dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	red dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	huge dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	huge dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	shaking dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	shaking dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	jittery cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	spinning retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	jittery pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	pulsating CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	bouncing server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	wobbly 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	powdered purple blinking psilocyber mushroom	1		Effect: "Twinklebritches", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	ghostly dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	jittery dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	jittery OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	squat STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	tumbling insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	blue ninja crampons	0		
11832	maroon shaking ninja carabiner	0		
11833	enhanced boiled corrupted green synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 61
11834	polarized iDrops	0		Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 69
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	fuchsia heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	twirling phantom digit	0		
11841	bouncing wobbly jittery foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	Observer source code	0		
11844	skewed chill gherkin	0		
11845	childrens' stapler	0		
11846	blurry plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	jittery heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	skewed sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	gray narrow foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	ghostly spinning rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	skewed cyan sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	jittery assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	boiled squat scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	gray table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	practically non-alcoholic drinkable bouncing pint of Leprechaun Stout	1	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	mixed phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	green crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	blurry spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	spinning bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	powdered leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	normal Heck ramen	4	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	big flavorless burrito	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	jumbo adequate small beer brat	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	half-sized adequate peach pie	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	tiny bland incredible mini-pizza	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	watered-down aged blurry Divine sidecar	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	spirit-forward acceptable tangarita sidecar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	hand-crafted gimlet sidecar	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	spirit-forward hand-crafted tumbling blinking vodka stratocaster sidecar	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	artisanal irresponsibly strong prussian cathouse sidecar	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	weak hand-crafted mirror Mon Tiki sidecar	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	blurry Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	frosty shellacked April Shower Thoughts shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	spinning spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	electrified skewed wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	acceptable Three Sheets to the Wind	3	good	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	half-sized delicious pile of wet dates	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	ribald wet shower cap	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	wet shower shoes of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	wet shower shorts of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	squat wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	super-vacuum-sealed wet paper cup	0		Effect: "The Smeezingtons", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	altered wet paperback	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	reassuring wet shower radio	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	frosty birthday bloon	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
11903	Vulcanized shaking jawwetter	0		Effect: "Sugary World View", Effect Duration: 36
11904	Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	zippy rock-hard baleful Peridot of Peril	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	careful terrycloth turban	0		Monster Level: -10
11907	occult jockey's hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
11908	shaking clever sharpshooter's hat	0		Maximum MP: +20
11909	upside-down experienced extra-tight skullcap	0		Experience: +2
11910	yellow mirror brainy sturdy pith helmet	0		Mysticality: +5
11911	tumbling experienced bishop's mitre	0		Experience: +2
11912	mirror ribald tin foil hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
11913	savvy construction hardhat	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
11914	imposing pilgrim's hat	0		Item Drop: +5
11915	pulsating crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	stylish bycocket of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11917	jittery Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	ghostly flak shield	0		
11921	blurry Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	Tesla Axis helmet of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
11925	groovy cool Axis fatigues	0		Moxie: +5, Moxie Percent: +10
11926	dog trainer's Axis suspenders of horror	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	wobbly chocolate rations	0		
11931	squat nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	scandalous shellacked razor-sharp Allied Radio Backpack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	blurry ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	rotten Skeleton Wars rations	4	crappy	
11938	perfectly mixed weak wobbly skeleton war fuel can	2	EPIC	
11939	skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	tumbling Usain Bolt's medical-grade Rosewater's Allied Forces insignia	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
11945	lime green squat Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	blinking jittery handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	jittery Axis codebook	0		
11948	oxidized tarnished Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	bully badge of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	banded time cop top hat	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	mixed lime green mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	decent skewed toast with mixed berry jelly	4	good	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	super-sized rotten purple cup of sugar	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	snack-sized tasty Susie's cupcake	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	yellow shaking clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	resourceful razor-sharp the gun of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	bad wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	sand penny	0		
11962	huge blurry Lo Pan's undersea surveying goggles	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	bad watered-down enchanted Ocean-Touched Rum	2	decent	Effect: "Polka of Plenty", Effect Duration: 5
11964	dehydrated gray water-logged pill	1		
11965	tasty thick kelp puck	5	awesome	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	tumbling scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	tumbling scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	sea gel	0		
11971	magnetized olive octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Bilious Brawn", Effect Duration: 37
11972	durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	spinning packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	wobbly lime green dentadent of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11986	lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	pulsating greedy flame-retardant resourceful Newton's weightlifter's beefy blood cubic zirconia	0		Muscle: 25, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	altered blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	lousy pheromone cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	adequate tiny spinal tapas	1	good	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	cyan shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	mirror healthy occult shrunken head of bravery	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	olive narrow small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	yellow knucklebone	0		
12052	strong drinkable Smoking Pope	5	good	
12053	half-sized adequate prize turkey	2	good	
12054	altered mirror tumbling medicinal gruel	1		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 50
12055	moldy full-sized pumpkin pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	mediocre vodka cranberry sauce	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	irradiated non-colloidal mirror yammed candy	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	moldy half-sized treasure chestnut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	delicious practically non-alcoholic mulled butter rum	1	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	tarnished double-cold-filtered squat cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	narrow arcane researcher's plastic left skeleton arm	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	wool plastic left skeleton leg	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	narrow fortified plastic right skeleton arm	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	friendly plastic right skeleton leg	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	ghostly hale plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	coward's baleful angelbone kilt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	perfumed angelbone totem	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	blinking gray shaking ghostly smartaleck's angelbone chopsticks	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	lime green Sherlock's deadly angelbone mantle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	angelbone dice of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	dog trainer's Jim Carey's angelbone halo	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	twisted pulsating angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	galvanized wet biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 62
12076	upside-down Lo Pan's dance instructor's devilbone helmet	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	devilbone greaves of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	frightening devilbone shinguards of the early riser	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	devilbone corset of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	flame-retardant supercool devilbone flute	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	padded devilbone rosary	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	mixed red squat tumbling devilbone chunks	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	frozen Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 48
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	huge burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	flame-wreathed extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	tolerable bottle of prize-winning rum	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	green MacGyver's occult Santa-Slayer medal of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	maroon Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	boiled twirling boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Deeply Ironic", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	modified corrupted blinking boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	polymerized liquefied anodized boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	blue reassuring stanky clever smoldering vertebra	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	purple smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	shaking blue volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	groovy hot boning knife of the storm of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	Jeselnik's Lo Pan's experienced fistbone	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	gravedigger's vibrating hardy burnt bone belt	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	lard-coated scorched skull trophy	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	half-sized bland wing bone	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	lousy irresponsibly strong bouncing weak skeleton venom	10	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	compressed baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	olive ghostly cool plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Moxie: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	spinning shellacked plastic skeleton skull	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	wobbly blurry frosty plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	squat assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	twirling bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	rock-hard arcane researcher's scorched skeleton mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	olive aromatic forbidden scorched skeleton shirt	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	wobbly Usain Bolt's Lo Pan's scorched skeleton pants	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	pulsating messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	ghostly Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	wobbly Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	twirling Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	maroon Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	blue nasty fireproof bonesaw of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	upside-down frightening padded vermiculite shield	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	reassuring ship's lantern	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	Van der Graaf cool heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Moxie: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	moldy traditional gingerloaf	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	tolerable weak Scotch and eggnog	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	energized modified blinking counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Sewer-Drenched", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	triple-distilled fancy lousy mirror &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	9	decent	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	wobbly The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	half-sized normal wedge of prize-winning cheese	2	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	alkaline liquefied gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 31
12179	blinking supercharged dance instructor's glimmering crystal	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	mirror loose Meats	0		
12184	Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	twirling boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	skewed intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	yellow Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	chilled activated ghostly Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Buff as a Baobab", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	triple-galvanized polymerized huge Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	nitrogenated polarized wobbly bouncing Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	rock-hard and dress of the detective	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	upside-down flame-wreathed and dress of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	vacuum-sealed shaking dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	tumbling gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	nasty dinosaur bone club	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	yellow ghostly Oprah's dinosaur skull helmet of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	blurry executive educational dinosaur bone corset of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	weak hand-crafted narrow Pork Elf cough syrup	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	narrow Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	huge Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	shaking Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	adequate rat pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	olive stanky Newton's smooth hoverboard	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	nasty dog trainer's hale left shark fin	0		Maximum HP: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	razor-sharp fitness tracking bracelet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	boiled twirling candy bone	1		
12215	narrow wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	toothsome miniature red discarded hot dog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	lousy triple-distilled most of a beer	8	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	skewed pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	cyan legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	bland small can of tuna	2	decent	
12227	normal snack-sized alien salad	2	good	
12228	half-sized normal ratbatatouille	2	good	
12229	big normal onigiri	5	good	
12230	spoiled crudit&eacute;s	4	crappy	
12231	super-sized tasty sauced mutton	5	awesome	
12232	spoiled special hot honey ant	3	crappy	Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 45
12233	stale snack-sized tomb aspic	2	decent	
12234	delicious maroon later tots	3	awesome	
12235	adequate red Frutti di Scatoletta	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	snack-sized rotten Pesto alla Marziano	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	normal pulsating Arrattabbattabiata	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	flavorless wobbly Orzo di Riso	4	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	moldy immense Pasta Grimavera	9	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	huge decent Linguini Ubriacapa	8	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	adequate ghostly yellow Formica e Pepe	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	stale Tubetto Gelatto	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	normal thick narrow Gnocci Domani	5	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	narrow Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	teal scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	mega helmet	0		
12252	twirling lightning-fast Space Soldier Helmet of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Initiative: +40
12253	stale premium turkey leg	3	decent	
12254	delicious styrofoam cup of mead	4	awesome	
12255	sword of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
12256	aromatic staff	0		Stench Resistance: +1
12257	shaking clever lute	0		Maximum MP: +20
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	wobbly executive personal trainer's The Wizard's Android of vim and vigor	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +40
12261	olive flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	Van der Graaf tactical jester's cap of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	narrow single-use sword	0		
12265	Tesla flimsy plastic helmet	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
12266	flimsy plastic greaves of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
12267	flimsy plastic breastplate of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
12268	skewed Rosewater's flimsy plastic shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	flame-retardant vibrating Da Vinci's Portable Laughing Stock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	Jim Carey's steel-toed arcane researcher's Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: +25
12272	thick spoiled classic banana	5	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	toothsome watermelon	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	decent wobbly quince	3	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	blurry Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	bland spinning classic banana pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	frozen polarized dry essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	cold-filtered enhanced banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	drinkable irresponsibly strong twirling Aesop Daiquiri	10	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	acceptable Monkey Congress	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	normal watermelon pie	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	ionized dry concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	corrupted Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	artisanal squat Melonegroni	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	hand-crafted blurry Melonade Spritz	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	yummy snack-sized quince pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	nitrogenated purple blurry quince quaff	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	liquefied wobbly yellow Quickquince	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	bad irresponsibly strong bouncing Quiskey Sour	7	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong yellow Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	weak aged Roth IPA	2	awesome	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	up-at-dawn sage underdraft protection	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	olive solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	snack-sized adequate soybean futures	2	good	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	corrupted housing bubble	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	enhanced Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 32
12298	blue skewed jittery lightning-fast financial instrument of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	spinning extremely unsafe sage hedge fund clippers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	ghostly gravedigger's selling shorts	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	bouncing bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	blurry avaricious Jeselnik's 401k ring	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	fuchsia mirror balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	pickled alkaline mirror narrow invisible hand	0		Effect: "Feeling No Pain", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	alkaline circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	extra-frozen shaking mint	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	ghostly savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	teal homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	distilled blue blurry skewed toxic asset	1		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	pickled tumbling intangible asset	1		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	altered spinning liquid asset	1		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	acceptable enchanted Malattia Becco Malbec	3	good	Effect: "Stick Emporium Membership", Effect Duration: 50
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"