-1	aged Petite Porter	3	awesome	
-2	bad fancy Scrawny Stout	3	decent	
-3	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Infinitesimal IPA	1	EPIC	
-4	mediocre high-proof eggnogtini	6	decent	
-5	lousy candycaine	4	decent	
-6	hand-crafted weak braincracker sweet	2	EPIC	
-16	mediocre fermented honey	3	decent	
-17	irresponsibly strong bad moons-shine	10	decent	
-18	smooth huge gin	3	awesome	
-19	perfectly mixed ecto-nog	3	EPIC	
-20	watered-down bad hot toady	2	decent	
-21	fancy mediocre blinking hot choculate	4	decent	
-49	drinkable Cyder	4	good	
-50	high-proof perfectly mixed Oil Nog	6	EPIC	
-51	strong acceptable maroon Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	5	good	
-58	artisanal twirling Grimacider	4	EPIC	
-59	perfectly mixed watered-down Isotope Nog	2	EPIC	
-60	mediocre Mutagin 'n' Tonic	4	decent	
-70	irresponsibly strong bad twirling Gin and Herring	10	decent	
-71	bad spinning Black and Tan and Red All Over	3	decent	
-72	smooth Antarctic Ice Tea	4	awesome	
-76	lousy CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	decent	
-77	perfectly mixed CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	EPIC	
-78	bad practically non-alcoholic CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	1	decent	
-82	bad weak huge bouncing Horseradish-infused Vodka	2	decent	
-83	aged weak Jerkitini	2	awesome	
-84	perfectly mixed watered-down Desert Island Iced Tea	2	EPIC	
-88	aged distilled Crimbo Saketini	5	awesome	
-89	artisanal strong Crimboku Drop	5	EPIC	
-90	watered-down hand-crafted Flaming Crimbo Log	2	EPIC	
-107	bad Fortified Eggnog Slurry	3	decent	
-108	practically non-alcoholic lousy Hot Buttered Rum	1	decent	
-109	drinkable Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	good