1	blinking mirror seal-clubbing club	0		
2	seal tooth	0		
3	upside-down helmet turtle of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4	turtle totem	0		
5	pasta spoon	0		
6	blinking Jim Carey's ravioli hat	0		Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
7	saucepan	0		
8	spices	0		
9	mirror energetic disco mask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
10	green disco ball	0		
11	bouncing stolen accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
12	wobbly mariachi pants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
14	vaporized cyan moxie weed	1		
15	dehydrated huge strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 25
16	dehydrated magicalness-in-a-can	1		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 25
17	rotten diet noodles	1	crappy	
18	upside-down tortoise's blessing	0		
19	Sinatra's asparagus knife	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
20	mirror Kentucky-style derby	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
21	sweet ninja sword	0		
22	studded boxer shorts	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xVolley, cap 5"
23	chewing gum on a string	0		
24	ten-leaf clover	0		
25	squat jittery meat paste	0		
26	lime green Dolphin King's map	0		
27	spider web	0		
28	green really spider web	0		
29	mirror really really spider web	0		
30	rock	0		
31	seal-toothed rock	0		
32	blinking perfumed Bjorn's Hammer	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
33	snorkel	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
34	jittery ribald Dolphin King's crown	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 8"
35	mirror educational Knob Goblin scimitar	0		Experience: +1
36	hardy Knob Goblin tongs	0		Maximum HP: +50
37	blinking MacGyver's viking helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 5"
38	wizardly Knob Goblin pants	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xPotato, cap 6"
39	pretty flower	0		
40	casino pass	0		
41	delicious ice-cold Sir Schlitz	3	awesome	
42	hermit permit	0		
43	worthless trinket	0		
44	worthless gewgaw	0		
45	gray worthless knick-knack	0		
46	blue figurine	0		
47	rotten hot buttered roll	3	crappy	
48	heart of rock and roll	0		
49	huge delicious bowl of cottage cheese	9	awesome	
50	baleful Rock and Roll Legend	0		Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
51	steel-toed Knob Goblin Uberpants	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
52	narrow banjo strings	0		
53	resourceful stone banjo	0		Maximum MP: +50
54	frightening chilly Disco Banjo	0		Cold Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
55	jabañero pepper	0		
56	hot sauce	0		
57	wobbly lard-coated 5-Alarm Saucepan	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
58	wobbly stone turtle	0		
59	slingshot	0		
60	blurry prompt Mace of the Tortoise	0		Adventures: +3, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
61	adequate tiny fortune cookie	1	good	
62	personal trainer's oriole-feather headdress	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 3"
63	green action figure body	0		
64	action figure head	0		
65	Mighty Bjorn action figure	0		
66	twig	0		
67	red spaghetti with rock-balls	0		
68	Pasta Spoon of Peril of Tarzan of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
69	Newbiesport™ tent	0		
70	bar skin	0		
71	stakes of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
72	shaking beefcake's barskin hat	0		Muscle: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
73	barskin tent	0		
74	shaking Temple map	0		
75	sapling	0		
76	blurry Spooky-Gro fertilizer	0		
77	shaking wholesome stick	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
78	jittery crafty pretty bouquet	0		Maximum MP: +10
79	bugbear bungguard	0		Familiar Effect: "5xBarrr, cap 7"
80	fairy gravy boat	0		
81	hand-crafted high-proof ice-cold Willer	6	EPIC	
82	ring	0		
83	shaft	0		
84	Orcish meat locker	0		
85	blinking unlocked meat locker	0		
86	key	0		
87	wobbly meat from yesterday	0		
88	meat stack	0		
89	sword hilt	0		
90	squat helmet recipe	0		
91	squat pants kit	0		
92	red jittery meatsmithing guide	0		
93	basic meat sword of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
94	bouncing hardy basic meat pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
95	inspector's basic meat helmet	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xFairy, cap 10"
96	mirror Da Vinci's dope gangsta bling-bling	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
97	olive stylish pimpin' meat hat of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 13"
98	bouncing dried face	0		
99	bouncing meat face	0		
100	lifeless meat doll	0		
101	meat golem	0		
102	bouncing shrunken head	0		
103	rosy-cheeked wholesome staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: 40
104	spinning scarecrow	0		
105	normal bowl of charms	3	good	
106	enchanted ketchup	1	awesome	Effect: "Speed of the Internet", Effect Duration: 30
107	wobbly catsup	1	decent	
108	squat stick	0		
109	crossbow string	0		
110	lime green slick basic meat staff	0		Moxie: +10
111	reassuring basic meat crossbow	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
112	wobbly teal wizardly meatloaf helmet of the cheetah	0		Mysticality: +25, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 13"
113	spinning stanky dripping meat sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
114	stylish dripping meat staff	0		Moxie: +25
115	blurry up-at-dawn dripping meat crossbow	0		Adventures: +5
116	lightning-fast dog trainer's Bugfinder Blade	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +40
117	skewed Gnollish plunger	0		
118	maroon spring	0		
119	sprocket	0		
120	squat cog	0		
121	gray sprocket assembly	0		
122	cog and sprocket assembly	0		
123	skewed Gnollish flyswatter	0		
124	empty meat tank	0		
125	full meat tank	0		
126	meat engine	0		
127	narrow miser's Gnollish autoplunger	0		Meat Drop: +10
128	meat pants of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 11"
129	boxer's third-hand nunchaku	0		Muscle Percent: +10
130	electrified eyepatch	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "4xBarrr, cap 8"
131	yellow ghostly frilly skirt	0		Familiar Effect: "4xFairy, cap 8"
132	Meat maid body	0		
133	Certificate of Participation	0		
134	bitchin' meatcar	0		
135	sweet rims	0		
136	mirror tires	0		
137	dope wheels	0		
138	ice-cold six-pack	0		
139	valuable trinket	0		
140	dingy planks	0		
141	jittery dingy dinghy	0		
142	yellow anticheese	0		
143	cottage	0		
144	mirror stone of eXtreme power	0		
145	barbed-wire fence	0		
146	ghostly green dinghy plans	0		
147	mirror dog trainer's eXtreme meat sword	0		Experience (familiar): +1
148	bouncing squat stanky eXtreme meat staff	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
149	eXtreme meat crossbow of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
150	skewed veiny quilted Scalp of Gorgolok	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
151	slick Elder Turtle Shell of temperance	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
152	ghostly Colander of Em-er'il of James Dean of courage	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
153	ghostly up-at-dawn scorching Ancient Saucehelm	0		Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
154	ruddy shellacked Disco 'Fro Pick	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
155	Tesla arcane researcher's El Sombrero De Lopez	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "3xGhuol, cap 25"
156	upside-down guild application	0		
157	jittery Dramatic™ range	0		
158	Gnollish pie tin	0		
159	shaking wad of dough	0		
160	pie crust	0		
161	flavorless tumbling ghuol egg	3	decent	
162	adequate gigantic squat tumbling ghuol egg quiche	10	good	
163	pulsating extremely unsafe skeleton bone	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
164	smart skull	0		
165	skewer	0		
166	ghuol ears	0		
167	diet enchanted decent ghuol-ear kabob	1	good	Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 15
168	experienced bone rattle	0		Experience: +2
169	bugbear beanie	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
170	lihc eye	0		
171	decent lihc eye pie	4	good	
172	gnoll lips	0		
173	taco shell	0		
174	wobbly Gnollish casserole dish	0		
175	stale special uncooked chorizo	4	decent	Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 35
176	disembodied brain	0		
177	blurry brainy skull	0		
178	fuchsia detective skull	0		
179	moldy chorizo taco	4	crappy	
180	triple-distilled drinkable ice-cold fotie	7	good	
181	baseball	0		
182	batgut	0		
183	wobbly shaking olive bat wing	0		
184	briefcase	0		
185	squat shaking fat stacks of cash	0		
186	bean	0		
187	loose teeth	0		
188	bat guano	0		
189	guano coffee cup	0		
191	tumbling curative batskin belt	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
192	batskin belt	0		
193	ghostly birthday candle	0		
194	gray blurry veiny Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum HP: +10, Softcore Only
195	arcane researcher's eXtreme nose ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
196	shaking disassembled clover	0		
197	cyan skewed rat whisker	0		
198	teal rat appendix	0		
199	shaking Socratic ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
200	miniature flavorless wobbly rat appendix kabob	2	decent	
201	moldy bat wing kabob	3	crappy	
202	delicious massive carob chunks	7	awesome	
203	ghostly herbs	0		
204	immense moldy carob chunk cookies	7	crappy	
205	secret blend of herbs and spices	0		
206	squat piercing post	0		
207	hippy herbal tea	1	EPIC	
208	shaking patchouli incense stick	0		
209	skewed wad of tofu	0		
210	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	0		Bonus Resting MP: +7
211	yellow decorative fountain	0		
212	windchimes	0		
213	huge wholesome filthy corduroys of Leguizamo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
214	blurry filthy knitted dread sack of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 15"
215	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	0		
216	enchanted yummy carob brownies	3	awesome	Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 15
217	small decent herb brownies	2	good	
218	hemp string	0		
219	necklace chain	0		
220	gnoll teeth	0		
221	double-paned gnoll-tooth necklace	0		Cold Resistance: +5
222	phat turquoise bead	0		
223	veiny phat turquoise bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +10
224	manspreader's eyepatch	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 6"
225	massive stale tofu casserole	6	decent	
226	altered fuchsia can of Red Minotaur	1	EPIC	
227	boxer's Kentucky-fried meat sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10
228	mirror Tesla Kentucky-fried meat staff	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
229	mirror steel-toed Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 9
230	blinking Lo Pan's dead guy's watch	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
231	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	0		
232	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	0		
233	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	0		
234	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	0		
235	mirror grievous slick Bigger Bugfinder Blade	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50
236	skewed Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	0		
237	perfectly mixed high-proof tumbling bottle of gin	7	EPIC	
238	lousy practically non-alcoholic bottle of vodka	1	decent	
239	cyan stiffened Orcish baseball cap of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
240	lion tamer's Orcish cargo shorts of Flo-Jo	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 15"
241	Lo Pan's Orcish frat-paddle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
242	normal big	5	good	
243	snack-sized rotten grapefruit	2	crappy	
244	spoiled grapes	3	crappy	
245	miniature tasty twirling purple olive	2	awesome	
246	bite-sized yummy tomato	1	awesome	
247	fermenting powder	0		
248	tolerable narrow salty dog	3	good	
249	aged blurry bloody mary	3	awesome	
250	hand-crafted distilled spinning screwdriver	5	EPIC	
251	special drinkable martini	4	good	Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 40
252	fancy hand-crafted bloody beer	3	EPIC	Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 35
253	mediocre bouncing shot of schnapps	4	decent	
254	weak mediocre shot of grapefruit schnapps	2	decent	
255	acceptable fine wine	3	good	
256	watered-down hand-crafted shot of tomato schnapps	2	EPIC	
257	smooth extra-spicy bloody mary	3	awesome	
258	skewed dense meat stack	0		
259	snake skin	0		
260	moldy White Citadel fries	4	crappy	
261	decent immense narrow White Citadel burger	10	good	
262	moldy huge squat piece of wedding cake	8	crappy	
263	moldy snack-sized chocolate chips	2	crappy	
264	stale chocolate chip cookies	3	decent	
265	smelly satin pants	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xPotato, cap 10"
266	lousy weak wobbly lightning	2	decent	
267	jittery hardened mullet wig	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 10"
268	blinking cool meat cowboy hat	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 3xLep, cap 10"
269	wobbly Jim Carey's sword	0		Monster Level: +25
270	narrow picket fence	0		
271	denatured barbell	1		
272	vaporized tumbling huge concentrated magicalness pill	1		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 25
273	dehydrated shaking moxie weed	1		
274	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	0		
275	mosquito larva	0		
276	leprechaun hatchling	0		
277	diluted pulsating extra-strength strongness elixir	1		Effect: "Bored Stiff", Effect Duration: 50
278	modified narrow upside-down jug-o-magicalness	1		
279	pickled jittery suntan lotion of moxiousness	1		
280	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	0		
281	gasmask of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 12"
282	Boris's key	0		
283	gray Jarlsberg's key	0		
284	gray Sneaky Pete's key	0		
285	huge Usain Bolt's walrus-tusk earring	0		Initiative: +80
286	pulsating quilted ring of half-assed regeneration	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
287	Boris's ring of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
288	potato sprout	0		
289	sinister Jarlsberg's earring	0		Spell Damage: +10
290	fireproof Sneaky Pete's breath spray	0		Hot Resistance: +3
291	medical-grade dance instructor's can of maces	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
292	tumbling Newton's rubber axe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
293	upside-down avaricious cool chef's hat	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xLep, cap 7"
294	jittery pail of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 7"
295	bouncing rosy-cheeked demonskin trousers	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
296	rock-hard dungeoneer's dungarees	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 4xPotato, cap 7"
297	galvanized cold-filtered adjusted tamarind-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 59
298	alkaline magnetized upside-down lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 27
299	nitrogenated tumbling pickle-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Ichorous Intensity", Effect Duration: 59
300	extra-flattened ionized polarized jabañero-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Stenchtastic", Effect Duration: 40
301	shaking flat dough	0		
302	decent tiny red Knob sausage	1	good	
303	moldy half-sized blue Knob mushroom	2	crappy	
304	dry noodles	0		
305	skewed medical-grade Knob Goblin harem pants	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 8xPotato, cap 2"
306	spinning hale Knob Goblin harem veil	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "5xLep, cap 2"
307	non-energized polymerized Knob Goblin perfume	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 44
308	rosy-cheeked Knob Goblin elite helm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 15"
309	scandalous Knob Goblin elite pants	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 15"
310	studded Knob Goblin elite polearm	0		Damage Absorption: +80
311	teal hill of beans	0		
312	spinning stylish Knob Goblin visor	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 12"
313	electrified Crown of the Goblin King	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 17"
314	moldy bean burrito	3	crappy	
315	stale snack-sized teal bean burrito	2	decent	
316	spoiled teal blurry insanely bean burrito	3	crappy	
317	small moldy bean burrito	2	crappy	
318	delicious bean burrito	3	awesome	
319	spoiled bouncing insanely bean burrito	4	crappy	
320	super-sized moldy bat haggis	5	crappy	
321	flavorless ghostly menudo	3	decent	
322	yummy goat cheese	3	awesome	
323	rotten diet plain pizza	1	crappy	
324	jumbo moldy sausage pizza	5	crappy	
325	toothsome immense cyan goat cheese pizza	10	awesome	
326	stale twirling mushroom pizza	3	decent	
327	skewed goat	0		
328	watered-down artisanal bottle of whiskey	2	EPIC	
329	goat beard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 15"
330	glass of goat's milk	1	decent	
331	lousy Canadian	4	decent	
332	moldy lemon	3	crappy	
333	moldy lime	4	crappy	
334	sabre teeth of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
335	mirror sabre-toothed lime cub	0		
336	pulsating Tesla consolation ribbon	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
337	ol' trophy	0		
338	tumbling tenderizing hammer	0		
339	Cobb's Knob lab key	0		
340	alkaline Knob Goblin steroids	0		Effect: "Curse of the Black Pearl Onion", Effect Duration: 22
341	galvanized corrupted wobbly green Knob Goblin love potion	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 14
342	Knob Goblin stink bomb	0		
343	dry pulsating Knob Goblin sharpening spray	0		Effect: "Concentrated Concentration", Effect Duration: 14
344	Knob Goblin seltzer	0		
345	skewed Knob Goblin superseltzer	0		
346	scrumptious reagent	0		
347	blue Dyspepsi-Cola	0		
348	tumbling Da Vinci's ninja mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20"
349	icy katana hilt	0		
350	skewed hot katana blade	0		
351	olive perfumed icy-hot katana of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +5
352	vibrating ninja hot pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 3xPotato, cap 17"
353	wobbly ninja stars	0		
354	lard-coated nunchaku of the early riser	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7
355	supercool eXtreme scarf	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
356	manspreader's snowboarder pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25"
357	jittery Mountain Stream soda	0		
358	rotten gr8ps	4	crappy	
359	moldy half-sized t8r tots	2	crappy	
360	Herculean miner's helmet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 20"
361	boxer's miner's pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xPotato, cap 20"
362	Socratic 7-Foot Dwarven mattock	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
363	jittery linoleum ore	0		
364	jittery asbestos ore	0		
365	chrome ore	0		
366	upside-down linoleum sword hilt	0		
367	linoleum stick	0		
368	wobbly linoleum crossbow string	0		
369	spinning asbestos sword hilt	0		
370	asbestos stick	0		
371	spinning asbestos crossbow string	0		
372	blinking chrome sword hilt	0		
373	chrome stick	0		
374	chrome crossbow string	0		
375	linoleum meat stack	0		
376	pulsating asbestos meat stack	0		
377	chrome meat stack	0		
378	Sherlock's smelly linoleum sword	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
379	huge stiffened banded linoleum staff	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Damage Reduction: 1
380	lard-coated shellacked linoleum crossbow	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
381	nippy asbestos sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +10
382	tumbling Tesla Samson's asbestos staff	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
383	frosty energetic asbestos crossbow	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10
384	double-paned brainy chrome sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Cold Resistance: +5
385	family-friendly healthy chrome staff	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
386	teal Sherlock's rosewater-soaked chrome crossbow	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
387	fuzzy dice	0		
388	yeti fur	0		
389	Jack Frost's meaty helmet turtle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 17"
390	squat Fonzie's asbestos helmet turtle	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xFairy, cap 20"
391	wobbly linoleum helmet turtle of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 25"
392	bouncing chaotic chrome helmet turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
393	penguin skin	0		
394	yak skin	0		
395	hippopotamus skin	0		
396	dangerous penguin shorts	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 30"
397	blue tumbling yakskin pants of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato, cap 35"
398	blue spinning banded hippopotamus pants	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 32"
399	narrow miser's eXtreme mittens	0		Meat Drop: +10
400	blinking handful of drink tickets	0		
401	mirror Knob Kitchen grab-bag	0		
402	mirror manspreader's swashbuckling pants	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
403	groovy shoulder parrot	0		Moxie Percent: +10
404	wobbly Newton's acoustic guitarrr	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
405	sunken chest	0		
406	pirate pelvis	0		
407	pirate skull	0		
408	twirling pirate skeleton	0		
409	vial of patchouli oil	0		
410	aromatic sk8board	0		Stench Resistance: +1
411	Jolly Roger charrrm	0		
412	barrrnacle	0		
413	tumbling Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7
414	therapeutic crowbarrr	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
415	pulsating cool leotarrrd	0		Moxie: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 22"
416	pulsating toasty safarrri hat	0		Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 22"
417	super-nitrogenated Vulcanized henna tattoo	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 27
418	concentrated jittery Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	0		Effect: "Raging Animal", Effect Duration: 26
419	galvanized warmed serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 15
420	dry super-diffused mirror tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Tasting the Rainbow", Effect Duration: 34
421	pickled philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Barking Mad", Effect Duration: 61
422	oxidized pressed ghostly potion of potency	0		Effect: "Cold Hands", Effect Duration: 19
423	dry liquefied narrow cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 45
424	deionized ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 68
425	colloidal triple-electrified upside-down oil of expertise	0		Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 68
426	magnetized potion of temporary gr8ness	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 66
427	bouncing twirling vibrating box	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Wiki Name: "box"
428	nothing-in-the-box	0		
429	beanbag chair	0		Bonus Resting MP: +30
430	acid-squirting flower	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
431	clown shoes of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Clowniness: 25
432	bloody clown pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 12"
433	skinny balloon	0		
434	ghostly grievous balloon helmet	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 12"
435	ghostly tumbling Oprah's balloon sword of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +100, Clowniness: 50
436	balloon monkey	0		
437	chef skull	0		
438	tumbling shaking chef-in-the-box	0		
439	bartender skull	0		
440	bartender-in-the-box	0		
441	chef-skull-in-the-box	0		
442	pulsating bartender-skull-in-the-box	0		
443	beer lens	0		
444	olive mirror beer goggles	0		
445	upside-down shaking inspector's box-in-the-box	0		Item Drop: +15
446	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		
447	smelly box-in-the-box-in-the-box	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
448	sizzling supercharged foolscap fool's cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Clowniness: 25, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, cap 10"
449	squat clown nose of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Clowniness: 25
450	pretentious paintbrush	0		
451	pretentious palette	0		
452	disease	0		
453	sober pill	0		
454	screwdriver	0		
455	enchanted adequate huge jumbo olive	7	good	Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 30
456	weak drinkable dry martini	2	good	
457	shaking tumbling aromatic ye olde golde frontes	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
458	continuum transfunctioner	0		
459	pixel	0		
460	pixel	0		
461	pixel	0		
462	pixel	0		
463	pixel	0		
464	pixel potion	0		
465	pixel potion	0		
466	teal pixel potion	0		
467	special delicious shaking pixel pie	4	awesome	Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 5
468	ruby W	0		
469	wussiness potion	0		
470	perfectly mixed narrow gray Imp Ale	3	EPIC	
471	spoiled half-sized hot wing	2	crappy	
472	arcane researcher's diamond-studded cane	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
473	lard-coated crutch	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
474	lime green cast	0		
475	foul-smelling deadly mask	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 15"
476	blurry hellion cube	0		
477	teal zippy flame-retardant infernal insoles	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20
478	evil arch	0		
479	ghostly dodecagram	0		
480	shaking box of birthday candles	0		
481	eldritch butterknife	0		
482	Mr. Container of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
483	ghostly Rosewater's Newbiesport™ backpack	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2004-12"
484	spinning toasty hemp backpack	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
485	mirror snakehead charrrm	0		
486	gravedigger's Talisman o' Namsilat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
487	bouncing arrrgyle socks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
488	maroon guitar pick	0		
489	drab sonata	0		
490	narrow Lo Pan's Samson's mesh cap	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
491	enormous belt buckle	0		
492	red nasty experienced chaps	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
493	ketchup hound	0		
494	frightening batblade	0		Spooky Damage: +5
495	catgut	0		
496	ghostly cat appendix	0		
497	upside-down gnatwing	0		
498	toothsome immense papaya	7	awesome	
499	asbestos-lined supercharged denim axe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5
500	lime green shaking Elf Farm Raffle ticket	0		
501	snack-sized moldy Elfin shortbread	2	crappy	
502	pagoda plans	0		
503	gigantic decent upside-down skewered cat appendix	7	good	
504	lime green evil arches	0		
505	nippy gnatwing earring of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Damage: +10
506	huge flavorless Hell broth	8	decent	
507	thunderrr guitarrr of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25
508	olive sonata	0		
509	pulsating ghostly Hey Deze nuts	0		
510	Boris's key lime	0		
511	Jarlsberg's key lime	0		
512	Sneaky Pete's key lime	0		
513	bland special Boris's key lime pie	3	decent	Effect: "Hot Jellied", Effect Duration: 25
514	decent miniature Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2	good	
515	rotten big teal Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5	crappy	
516	bouncing ghostly Hey Deze map	0		
517	squat bejeweled accordion strap of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief"
518	upside-down mystery juice	0		
519	moxie magnet	0		Moxie Controls MP
520	lime green blurry leaflet	0		
521	olive arcane researcher's kickback cookbook	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
522	one-winged stab bat	0		
523	rewinged stab bat	0		
524	watered-down acceptable papaya sling	2	good	
525	shaking grue egg	0		
526	Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)	0		
527	teal volleyball	0		
528	blood-faced volleyball	0		
529	fertilized ghuol egg	0		
530	quadruple-magnetized spray paint	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 40
531	avaricious special sauce glove	0		Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
532	jittery double-paned ladle of mystery	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Class: "Sauceror"
533	Gnollish toolbox	0		
534	abridged dictionary	0		
535	bridge	0		
536	dictionary	0		
537	tumbling pr0n legs	0		
538	f3d0r4 of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
539	lowercase N	0		
540	energized super-altered upside-down Tasty Fun Good rice candy	0		Effect: "Inappropriate Spirit", Effect Duration: 27
541	blinking executive thinker's draggin' ball hat	0		Mysticality: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 25"
542	wicked 1337 7r0uZ0RZ of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Spell Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 27"
543	toothsome Trollhouse cookies	3	awesome	
544	pulsating blue talons of wisdom of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +15, Weapon Damage: +20
545	normal fancy Spam Witch sammich	3	good	Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 45
546	meat vortex	0		
547	narrow 334 scroll	0		
548	ghostly 668 scroll	0		
549	30669 scroll	0		
550	ghostly 33398 scroll	0		
551	teal 64067 scroll	0		
552	bouncing 64735 scroll	0		
553	31337 scroll	0		
554	normal pr0n cocktail	3	good	
555	ghostly shaking wool drywall axe of the glutton	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
556	purple Pine-Fresh air freshener of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
557	lousy huge whiskey and cola	3	decent	
558	immense spoiled papaya taco	9	crappy	
559	red razor-sharp can lid	0		
560	stale stalk of asparagus	3	decent	
561	pregnant mushroom	0		
562	ratgut	0		
563	sonar-in-a-biscuit	0		
564	artisanal watered-down teal Mad Train wine	2	EPIC	
565	green Samson's hobo gloves	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip
566	jittery bum cheek of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 5"
567	fuchsia narrow hermit script	0		
568	special spoiled Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4	crappy	Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 5
569	flavorless twirling Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3	decent	
570	adequate yellow Chicken Sandwich	3	good	
571	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1	good	
572	flavorless Children's Meal of the Damned	4	decent	
573	massive moldy noodles	6	crappy	
574	normal narrow spinning maroon noodles	4	good	
575	immense stale painful penne pasta	9	decent	
576	snack-sized normal wobbly ravioli della hippy	2	good	
577	yummy pr0n m4nic0tti	3	awesome	
578	toothsome snack-sized Hell ramen	2	awesome	
579	moldy huge blinking boring spaghetti	6	crappy	
580	sauce of the ages	0		
581	ghostly schmancy cheese sauce	0		
582	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	0		
583	rotten fettucini Inconnu	4	crappy	
584	adequate thick spaghetti with Skullheads	5	good	
585	normal green gnocchetti di Nietzsche	4	good	
586	spinning aromatic veiny ridiculously huge sword	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Resistance: +1
587	galvanized altered super-spiky hair gel	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 35
588	soft echo eyedrop antidote	0		
589	jumbo normal cocoa eggshell fragment	5	good	
590	stale low-calorie tumbling cocoa eggshell fragment	1	decent	
591	spinning cocoa egg	0		
592	jittery house	0		
593	phonics down	0		
594	asbestos-lined amulet of extreme plot significance	0		Hot Resistance: +5
595	scroll of drastic healing	0		
596	frosty titanium assault umbrella	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
597	stylish Mohawk wig	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 35"
598	the Slug Lord's map	0		
599	resourceful pants of the Slug Lord	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 3xPotato, cap 8"
600	olive fireproof dangerous Dr. Hobo's scalpel	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
601	Dr. Hobo's map	0		
602	Degrassi Knoll shopping list	0		
603	Item #13	0		
604	lime green Penultimate Fantasy chest	0		
605	Tissue Paper Immateria	0		
606	teal Tin Foil Immateria	0		
607	blurry Gauze Immateria	0		
608	ghostly Plastic Wrap Immateria	0		
609	wobbly S.O.C.K.	0		
610	procrastination potion	0		
611	upside-down D	0		
612	tumbling original G	0		
613	upside-down plot hole	0		
614	enhanced concentrated squat probability potion	0		Effect: "Make Meat FA$T!", Effect Duration: 63
615	narrow chaos butterfly	0		
616	narrow furry fur	0		
617	Vulcanized diffused ghostly Angry Farmer candy	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 64
618	deionized Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	0		Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 44
619	coward's needle	0		Monster Level: -20
620	quantum thin candle	0		Effect: "Eyes All Black", Effect Duration: 56
621	squat Warm Subject gift certificate	0		
622	upside-down awful poetry journal	0		
623	red WA	0		
624	cyan NG	0		
625	wang	0		
626	blue blinking Wand of Nagamar	0		
627	ND	0		
628	metallic A	0		
629	tumbling rosy-cheeked eye	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
630	wobbly photoprotoneutron torpedo	0		
631	squat energetic furry pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, MP regen, cap 37"
632	smooth disturbing fanfic	0		Moxie: +15
633	nippy Rosewater's wolf mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, HP regen, cap 37"
634	huge cool whip	0		
635	spinning beefy paper umbrella	0		Muscle: +10
636	meat globe	0		
637	toaster	0		
638	forbidden Fonzie's asshat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xVolley, cap 7"
639	miniature decent abominable snowcone	2	good	
640	Ent cider	1	awesome	
641	low-calorie stale toast	1	decent	
642	skeleton key	0		
643	blinking skeleton key ring	0		
644	pulsating Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
645	wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2003-12"
646	big flavorless fruitcake	5	decent	
647	present	0		Last Available: "2004-11"
648	ghostly wobbly Crimbo sword of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2004-10"
649	wobbly Annie Oakley's Crimbo hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xVolley, 1.75xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
650	blurry Crimbo pants of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
651	exclusive ultra-rare item of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
652	quantum egg	0		
653	intragalactic rowboat	0		
654	star	0		
655	line	0		
656	star chart	0		
657	huge Fonzie's star sword	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
658	Socratic star crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
659	lime green blurry star staff of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5
660	censurious star pants	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 41"
661	purple star hat of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 41"
662	foul-smelling star buckler	0		Stench Damage: +10
663	wobbly star throwing star	0		
664	blinking star starfish	0		
665	Richard's star key	0		
666	olive toasty MacGyver's clever steaming evil	0		Maximum MP: 120, Hot Damage: +5
667	castle map	0		
668	mirror spinning censurious spiked femur	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
669	yummy low-calorie narrow ghuol guolash	1	awesome	
670	lihc face of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 22"
671	supercool grave robbing shovel of vim and vigor	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50
672	decent cranberries	3	good	
673	lousy fancy vodka and cranberry	4	decent	Effect: "Human-Insect Hybrid", Effect Duration: 20
674	tolerable watered-down whiskey	2	good	
675	studded skull of the Bonerdagon	0		Damage Absorption: +80
676	dragonbone belt buckle	0		
677	badass belt of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
678	narrow yellow tumbling chest of the Bonerdagon	0		
679	smooth narrow yellow roll in the hay	4	awesome	
680	delicious slap and tickle	4	awesome	
681	weak acceptable red slip 'n' slide	2	good	
682	practically non-alcoholic artisanal a sump'm sump'm	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
683	mediocre horizontal tango	3	decent	
684	delicious practically non-alcoholic pink pony	1	awesome	
685	upside-down scorching ruddy boxer's Mr. Shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Damage: +25
686	blurry educational knuckles	0		Experience: +1
687	nitrogenated blood of the Wereseal	0		Effect: "Lemon Enlightenment", Effect Duration: 28
688	cyan rosewater-soaked pixel hat	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, cap 12"
689	prompt pixel pants	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xPotato, cap 12"
690	Newton's pixel sword	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
691	digital key	0		
692	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	0		
693	smooth harem girl t-shirt	0		Moxie: +15
694	frosty Knob Goblin elite shirt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
696	huge frilly shirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
697	Socratic soggy wofl t-shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
698	blinking crafty loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	0		Maximum MP: +10
699	maroon twirling razor-sharp pirate shirt	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
700	wobbly red Jack Frost's filthy hippy poncho	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
701	skewed floral print shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
702	stiffened coconut bikini top	0		Damage Reduction: 1
703	blurry Sinatra's goth kid t-shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
704	fuchsia hamethyst	0		
705	maroon baconstone	0		
706	narrow porquoise	0		
707	blue pork elf goodies sack	0		
708	ring setting	0		
709	jewelry-making pliers	0		
711	blinking Samson's hamethyst earring of mayonnaise	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
712	gravedigger's lion tamer's hamethyst necklace of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip
713	cyan Temple Grandin's stylish hamethyst bracelet	0		Moxie: +25, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
714	rosewater-soaked forbidden boxer's hamethyst ring	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip
715	inspector's energetic baconstone earring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
716	baconstone pendant of the bloodbag of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -25
717	prompt chilly baconstone bracelet	0		Cold Damage: +5, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
718	huge Sherlock's razor-sharp dance instructor's baconstone ring	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
719	wholesome porquoise eyebrow ring of incineration	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
720	blue mirror healthy porquoise necklace of the empath	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip
721	gravedigger's porquoise bracelet of Flo-Jo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +100
722	resourceful savvy porquoise ring of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
723	thick adequate pulsating Knoll mushroom	5	good	
724	decent mushroom	4	good	
725	shaking teal one million meat pancakes	0		
726	strapping huge mirror shard	0		Muscle: +5
727	hedge maze puzzle	0		
728	hedge maze key	0		
729	fishbowl	0		
730	fishtank	0		
731	fish hose	0		
732	shaking hosed tank	0		
733	blinking lime green hosed fishbowl	0		
734	lard-coated frosty medical-grade makeshift SCUBA gear	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Adventure Underwater
735	manspreader's easter egg balloon	0		Monster Level: +10
736	twirling stone tablet (Sinister Strumming)	0		
737	maroon narrow stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)	0		
738	stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)	0		
739	blinking tambourine bells	0		
740	upside-down ribald tambourine	0		Sleaze Damage: +10
741	red broken skull	0		
742	snack-sized rotten Knoll shroomkabob	2	crappy	
743	normal snack-sized squat mushroom	2	good	
744	colloidal jittery hair spray	0		Effect: "Bureaucratized", Effect Duration: 28
746	blinking jittery stat script	0		
747	Knob Goblin firecracker	0		
748	upside-down gourd potion	0		
749	decent warm mushroom	4	good	
750	flavorless mushroom quesadilla	4	decent	
751	decent gigantic cool mushroom	9	good	
752	adequate half-sized maroon cool mushroom casserole	2	good	
753	spoiled pointy mushroom	4	crappy	
754	miniature tasty fancy cream of pointy mushroom soup	2	awesome	Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 20
755	moldy fancy bite-sized mushroom	1	crappy	Effect: "Slimily Strong", Effect Duration: 15
756	bite-sized rotten wobbly mushroom	1	crappy	
757	rotten jumbo mushroom	5	crappy	
758	spoiled tumbling ghost cucumber	3	crappy	
759	dill	0		
760	narrow vinegar	0		
761	brine	0		
762	mediocre especially salty dog	4	decent	
763	tumbling twirling ghostly pickling solution	0		
764	bite-sized moldy blurry spectral pickle	1	crappy	
765	briny vinegar	0		
766	ghost pickle on a stick	0		
767	boiled denatured enhanced cologne of contempt	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 19
768	blurry tumbling curative spork	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
769	jittery sinister voodoo doll	0		Spell Damage: +10
770	blinking coward's basic meat fez of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "3xLep, cap 11"
771	tassel	0		
772	tumbling forbidden foon	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
773	bouncing Sherlock's foul-smelling basic meat spork	0		Stench Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
774	miser's friendly basic meat foon	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +10
775	Yeti Protest Sign	0		
776	shaking MacGyver's kneecapping stick	0		Maximum MP: +100
777	spinning purple iron pasta spoon of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
778	spinning flame-wreathed support cummerbund	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
779	Mob Penguin cellular phone	0		
780	upside-down scroll of pasta summoning	0		
781	energized mafia aria	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 55
782	Mr. Exploiter	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
783	'Villa' document	0		
784	weak perfectly mixed Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
785	shaking jittery raffle ticket	0		
786	yummy strawberry	4	awesome	
787	tolerable high-proof bottle of rum	9	good	
788	lousy strawberry daiquiri	3	decent	
789	mediocre ghostly rum and cola	4	decent	
790	acceptable extra-dry blue grog	5	good	
791	gravedigger's grievous Mafia bow tie	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2004-10"
792	resourceful Golden Mr. Accessory	0		Maximum MP: +50, Softcore Only
793	concentrated quadruple-improved pulsating oil of stability	0		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 37
794	dry quadruple-pickled oil of slipperiness	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 37
795	aged Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2004-10"
796	supercool cement shoes of the wise owl of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
797	weak acceptable rockin' wagon	2	good	
798	practically non-alcoholic mediocre ocean motion	1	decent	
799	drinkable fancy fuzzbump	3	good	Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 20
800	adequate jittery poutine	3	good	
801	decent bite-sized shaking Knob stir-fry	1	good	
804	rotten Knoll stir-fry	4	crappy	
805	small rotten stir-fry	2	crappy	
806	bland immense asparagus stir-fry	10	decent	
807	spoiled olive stir-fry	3	crappy	
808	decent Knob sausage stir-fry	4	good	
809	moldy bat wing stir-fry	3	crappy	
810	delicious miniature rat appendix stir-fry	2	awesome	
811	yummy tofu stir-fry	4	awesome	
812	flavorless huge pr0n stir-fry	9	decent	
813	special tasty narrow Knob shells	4	awesome	Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 35
814	spoiled bätzle	4	crappy	
815	moldy ratini	3	crappy	
816	adequate Knob stroganoff	3	good	
817	spoiled massive menudo ravioli	6	crappy	
818	green pulsating plus sign	0		
819	milky potion	0		
820	teal swirly potion	0		
821	pulsating bubbly potion	0		
822	smoky potion	0		
823	cloudy potion	0		
824	skewed effervescent potion	0		
825	narrow fizzy potion	0		
826	jittery shaking dark potion	0		
827	murky potion	0		
828	baby killer bee	0		
829	upside-down spinning anti-anti-antidote	0		
830	spoiled royal jelly	3	crappy	
831	lime green bouncing small box	0		
832	pulsating box	0		
833	dangerous vorpal blade	0		Weapon Damage: +10
834	auspicious flame-wreathed cornuthaum	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 1.25xFairy, cap 21"
835	banded ring of aggravate monster	0		Damage Absorption: +100
836	normal gigantic mind flayer corpse	9	good	
837	weak hand-crafted Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
838	mirror zippy stanky Mafia stogie	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2004-10"
839	weak perfectly mixed Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2004-10"
840	Jack Frost's Mafia violin case of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2004-10"
841	mediocre tomato daiquiri	4	decent	
842	smooth beertini	3	awesome	
843	drinkable squat salty slug	4	good	
844	high-proof perfectly mixed papaya slung	10	EPIC	
845	veiny MAHI fez	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.5xPotato, 0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
847	heteroerotic frat-paddle	0		
848	wobbly hypodermic needle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
849	Meat detector	0		Familiar Weight: +5
850	many-eyed glasses	0		Familiar Weight: +5
851	prosthetic forehead	0		Familiar Weight: +5
852	narrow shaker of salt	0		Familiar Weight: +5
853	yellow bouncing blundarrrbus	0		Familiar Weight: +5
854	sucky decal	0		Familiar Weight: +5
855	balloon knife	0		Familiar Weight: +5
856	shock collar	0		
857	lime green wobbly moonglasses	0		
858	palm-frond toupee	0		Familiar Weight: +5
859	knife and fork	0		Familiar Weight: +5
860	eye-pod	0		Familiar Weight: +5
861	chocolate spurs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
862	magnifying glass	0		Familiar Weight: +5
863	jittery skewer-mounted razor blade	0		Familiar Weight: +5
864	stinger	0		Familiar Weight: +5
865	tumbling huge cyan lead necklace	0		Familiar Weight: +3
866	shaving cream	0		
867	double-quantum olive upside-down pine tar	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 31
869	forest tears	0		
870	twirling Jim Carey's fetus-smashing club	0		Monster Level: +25
871	twirling meatcar model	0		Familiar Weight: +5
872	Time Juice	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
873	rolling pin	0		
874	unrolling pin	0		
875	huge Jeselnik's hardy experienced crazy bastard sword	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25
876	experienced sage brawny incredibly dense meat gem	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience: +2
877	wobbly up-at-dawn Talisman of Baio	0		Adventures: +5
878	hypnodisk of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
879	dry corrupted olive bottle of goofballs	0		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 68
880	gravedigger's disbelief suspenders	0		Spooky Damage: +10
881	shaking supportive bra of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
882	wobbly tumbling Blatantly Canadian	0		
883	fancy maple syrup	1	EPIC	Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 50
884	fortified los chinos	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, HP regen, cap 13"
885	pulsating friendly axe	0		Familiar Weight: +3
886	leaflet	0		
887	leaf	0		
888	maple leaf	0		
889	fuchsia personal trainer's balaclava	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1.5xLep, cap 12"
890	adequate balaclava baklava	4	good	
891	rock-hard Warehouse 23 bling	0		Damage Reduction: 5
892	greedy bugbear-smiting sword of Calamity Jane of horror	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20
893	watered-down artisanal wobbly lumbering jack	2	EPIC	
894	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
895	steel-toed Ms. Accessory	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Softcore Only
896	dog trainer's Rosewater's Mr. Accessory Jr.	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Softcore Only
897	red coffee sprite	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
898	Cheshire Bitten	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-10"
899	custom avatar form	0		Free Pull
900	maroon smile-sharpening stone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
901	espresso maker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
902	twirling yellow 100-Watt bulb	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
903	lousy Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	4	decent	Last Available: "2004-10"
904	baleful grievous school Mafia knickerbockers of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-10"
905	extra-adjusted liquefied dry wobbly Yummy Tummy bean	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 47
906	aerosolized Rock Pops	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 22
907	flattened maroon Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Slimed Stomach", Effect Duration: 56
908	tarnished polymerized triple-ionized wobbly Cold Hots candy	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 27
909	pressed jittery Wint-O-Fresh mint	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 39
910	stale small mirror dwarf bread	2	decent	
911	denatured liquefied corrupted fuchsia blurry Senior Mints	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 39
912	flattened double-vacuum-sealed oxidized pixellated candy heart	0		Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 56
913	super-diffused corrupted wobbly twirling kobold	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 41
914	yellow hand turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2004-11"
915	yam pinky ring	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
916	deadly arcane researcher's intergalactic pom poms	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Weapon Damage: +5
917	lime green Mob Penguin protection contract	0		
918	wholesome Radio Free Baseball Cap	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
919	pulsating Radio Free Pants of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xGhoul, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2006-07"
920	shaking therapeutic Radio Free Foil	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2006-07"
921	bland radio button candy	4	decent	
922	ghostly wicked severed rocking horse head	0		Spell Damage: +5
923	bouncing broken cellular phone	0		Last Available: "2004-01"
924	cyan crimbo elfling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
925	dental pliers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
926	adjusted deionized Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 15
927	delicious watered-down bouncing Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	2	awesome	Last Available: "2006-12"
928	upside-down smelly fuzzy bracelets	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
929	personal trainer's arse-shooting crossbow	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
931	tolerable fortified twirling spiced rum	5	good	
932	boozy hand-crafted eggnog	5	EPIC	
933	tiny adequate candy cane	1	good	
934	rotten gingerbread bugbear	3	crappy	
935	huge resourceful imitation nice watch	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2004-12", Nonstackable Watch
936	Hanukkimbo dreidl	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
937	pulsating menorette	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2004-12"
938	prompt plastic sword	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2004-12"
939	red spinning small Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
940	bow	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
941	Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
942	banded bowler	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
943	energetic bow staff of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2004-12"
944	bowlegged pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 25", Last Available: "2004-12"
945	skewered jumbo olive	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
946	skewered lime	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
947	skewered cherry	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
948	hand-crafted martini	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
949	lousy grogtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2004-12"
950	drinkable strong cherry bomb	5	good	Last Available: "2004-12"
951	extra special Crimbo stocking	0		Last Available: "2004-12"
952	Annie Oakley's resourceful hockey mask	0		Maximum MP: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 25"
953	penguin-smacking club	0		Familiar Damage: +15
954	orphan baby yeti	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
955	blurry fez of etymology of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 30"
956	yummy small carob chunk noodles	2	awesome	
957	rotten chorizo brownies	4	crappy	
958	spoiled low-calorie red chocolate and tomato pizza	1	crappy	
959	lime green flange	0		
960	narrow clockwork key	0		
961	narrow silk garter snake	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
962	velvet choker	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
963	reassuring Samson's plastic seal clubber	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1
964	upside-down plastic turtle tamer of wisdom of bravery	0		Mysticality: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5
965	censurious plastic pastamancer of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Resistance: +3
966	huge Newton's plastic sauceror of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP: +100
967	tumbling olive occult plastic disco bandit of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25
968	bouncing supercharged plastic accordion thief of extreme caution	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25
969	mirror plastic mosquito of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
970	stanky plastic leprechaun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25
971	squat plastic levitating potato of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
972	narrow plastic angry goat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
973	narrow Samson's plastic sabre-toothed lime	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
974	tumbling squat plastic fuzzy dice of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
975	plastic pirate skeleton of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
976	executive plastic barrrnacle	0		Meat Drop: +40
977	red forbidden plastic howling balloon monkey	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
978	upside-down frightening plastic stab bat	0		Spooky Damage: +5
979	bouncing boxer's plastic grue	0		Muscle Percent: +10
980	Sinatra's plastic blood-faced volleyball	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
981	red clever plastic ghuol whelp	0		Maximum MP: +20
982	smooth plastic baby gravy fairy	0		Moxie: +15
983	pulsating auspicious plastic cocoabo	0		Item Drop: +10
984	Samson's plastic star starfish	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
985	twirling pulsating Jeselnik's plastic ghost pickle on a stick	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
986	mirror studded plastic killer bee	0		Damage Absorption: +80
987	extremely unsafe plastic Cheshire bat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
988	narrow blurry clever plastic coffee pixie	0		Maximum MP: +20
989	mirror teal plastic bitchin' meatcar of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
990	steel-toed plastic hermit	0		Damage Reduction: 9
991	wobbly avaricious horrifying wholesome plastic Boris	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +30
992	pulsating beefcake's plastic Jarlsberg of incineration of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60
993	auspicious fortified savvy plastic Sneaky Pete	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Item Drop: +10
994	mirror teal wicked plastic Susie	0		Spell Damage: +5
995	rotten jumbo Lucky Surprise Egg	5	crappy	
998	maiden wig	0		Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, cap 8"
999	wobbly shaking maid head	0		
1000	olive Meat maid	0		
1002	censurious Xlyinia's notebook	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1003	soda water	0		
1004	tolerable bottle of tequila	4	good	
1005	smooth boxed wine	4	awesome	
1006	moldy cherry	3	crappy	
1007	supercool coconut shell	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7"
1008	narrow family-friendly ice cubes	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1009	bad distilled vodka martini	5	decent	
1010	smooth olive whiskey and soda	3	awesome	
1011	artisanal blue monkey wrench	3	EPIC	
1012	high-proof delicious tequila sunrise	10	awesome	
1013	lousy weak green ghostly margarita	2	decent	
1014	acceptable upside-down strawberry wine	3	good	
1015	bad practically non-alcoholic shaking wine spritzer	1	decent	
1016	tolerable perpendicular hula	3	good	
1017	bad ducha de oro	3	decent	
1018	artisanal calle de miel	3	EPIC	
1019	tolerable yellow dry vodka martini	3	good	
1020	acceptable olive old-fashioned	3	good	
1021	lousy tequila with training wheels	3	decent	
1022	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed teal sangria	1	super EPIC	
1023	mediocre practically non-alcoholic special vesper	1	decent	Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2004-12"
1024	perfectly mixed enchanted triple-distilled bodyslam	6	EPIC	Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2004-12"
1025	perfectly mixed sangria del diablo	3	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2004-12"
1026	Valentine	0		Free Pull
1027	whip kit	0		
1028	buckler buckle	0		
1029	family-friendly hippo whip	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
1030	cyan supercool penguin whip	0		Moxie Percent: +20
1031	ghostly hardened yak whip	0		Damage Reduction: 3
1032	fuchsia Fonzie's gnauga hide whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +1
1033	squat gnauga hide	0		
1034	vibrating hippo skin buckler	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
1035	Newton's penguin skin buckler	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1036	beefcake's yakskin buckler	0		Muscle: +25
1037	tumbling steel-toed gnauga hide buckler	0		Damage Reduction: 9
1038	quantum activated huge Connery's Elixir of Audacity	0		Effect: "Pecan Pied Piper", Effect Duration: 40
1040	Tam O'Shanter	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1041	acceptable boozy beer	5	good	
1042	mirror resourceful string of beads	0		Maximum MP: +50
1043	tumbling educational string of beads	0		Experience: +1
1044	string of beads of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1045	plastic bottle opener of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
1046	prompt friendly traffic cone	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "cap 15", Last Available: "2005-03"
1047	acceptable N. O. Beer	4	good	
1048	vaporized blue oyster egg	1		Effect: "Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps", Effect Duration: 10
1049	dehydrated oyster egg	1		
1050	modified jittery blue oyster egg	1		
1051	plastic oyster egg	0		
1052	dehydrated wobbly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 15
1053	denatured yellow oyster egg	1		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 45
1054	denatured oyster egg	1		
1055	plastic oyster egg	0		
1056	dehydrated yellow puce oyster egg	1		
1057	boiled pulsating skewed purple puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 40
1058	modified ghostly gray puce oyster egg	1		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 10
1059	puce plastic oyster egg	0		
1060	pickled purple mauve oyster egg	1		
1061	altered pulsating mauve oyster egg	1		
1062	diluted narrow mauve oyster egg	1		
1063	mauve plastic oyster egg	0		
1064	altered jittery oyster egg	1		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 35
1065	diluted blurry oyster egg	1		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 45
1066	modified huge oyster egg	1		
1067	plastic oyster egg	0		
1068	powdered gray oyster egg	1		
1069	denatured oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 15
1070	mixed green oyster egg	1		
1071	plastic oyster egg	0		
1072	dried narrow cyan off-white oyster egg	1		
1073	pickled twirling off-white oyster egg	1		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 40
1074	denatured skewed ghostly off-white oyster egg	1		
1075	maroon off-white plastic oyster egg	0		
1076	twisted bouncing oyster egg	1		
1077	mixed oyster egg	1		
1078	distilled ghostly oyster egg	1		Effect: "Strength of Ten Ettins", Effect Duration: 5
1079	blinking plastic oyster egg	0		
1080	oyster basket	0		
1081	tumbling emo roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1082	gazing shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1083	spinning personal raindrop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-04"
1084	green rainbow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1085	clockwork widget	0		
1086	shaking clockwork thingamajig	0		
1087	clockwork doohickey	0		
1088	clockwork clockwise dome	0		
1089	clockwork spine	0		
1090	bouncing clockwork rings	0		
1091	mirror clockwork claws	0		
1092	upside-down clockwork sheet	0		
1093	clockwork counterclockwise dome	0		
1094	twirling clockwork sphere	0		
1095	jittery deactivated MicroMechaMech	0		
1096	twirling clockwork endoskeleton	0		
1097	skewed maroon quilted clockwork hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 20"
1098	upside-down ruddy clockwork trench coat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
1099	narrow jittery Annie Oakley's clockwork pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 20"
1100	gnauga hide chaps of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 4xBarrr, cap 20"
1101	blinking false eyelashes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1102	spinning targeting chip	0		
1103	cyan unwound clockwork grapefruit	0		
1104	Mountie hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1105	clockwork bartender head	0		
1106	clockwork chef head	0		
1107	clockwork maid head	0		
1108	clockwork detective skull	0		
1109	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	0		
1110	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	0		
1111	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	0		
1112	spinning ghostly clockwork chef-in-the-box	0		
1113	jittery clockwork maid	0		
1114	tisket	0		
1115	tasket	0		
1116	mirror annoying pitchfork	0		Monster Level: +5
1117	family-friendly smelly Samson's Stupid University Diploma	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1118	blinking pregnant mushroom	0		
1119	shaking pregnant mushroom	0		
1120	shaking squat pregnant mushroom	0		
1121	inexplicably rock	0		
1122	fairy gravy	0		
1123	skewed Samson's halfberd	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
1124	small glove	0		
1125	family-friendly banded glove of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1126	mirror toothpick of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
1127	blue ninja sword of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
1128	teeny-tiny ninja stars	0		
1129	sequined fez of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.75xLep, cap 20"
1130	yellow blank card	0		
1131	beet	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1132	upside-down Totally Gay Claymore	0		
1133	Jeselnik's star shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
1134	cosmetics bag	0		
1135	chilled eyeliner	0		Effect: "Patent Prevention", Effect Duration: 36
1136	dry boiled lipstick	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 18
1137	chilly Temple Grandin's bicycle chain	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5
1138	mushroom fermenting solution	0		
1139	artisanal weak mirror mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1140	artisanal practically non-alcoholic icy mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
1141	weak perfectly mixed mushroom wine	2	EPIC	
1142	delicious pointy mushroom wine	3	awesome	
1143	tolerable purple flat mushroom wine	4	good	
1144	distilled perfectly mixed cool mushroom wine	5	EPIC	
1145	mediocre knob mushroom wine	3	decent	
1146	weak mediocre teal knoll mushroom wine	2	decent	
1147	practically non-alcoholic delicious mushroom wine	1	awesome	
1148	practically non-alcoholic mediocre shot of flower schnapps	1	decent	
1149	delicious blinking flower petal pie	4	awesome	
1150	weak mediocre bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2	decent	
1151	vibrating fortified discarded plastic fork	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +10
1152	jittery gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-05"
1153	flavorless miniature cyan Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2	decent	
1154	denatured twirling Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1	EPIC	
1155	letter from King Ralph XI	0		
1157	censurious wholeberd	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
1158	liquefied Meleegra™ pills	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 34
1159	mariachi G-string	0		
1160	Sherlock's irate sombrero	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xLep, cap 11"
1161	pile of candy	0		
1162	double-magnetized cold-filtered olive handsomeness potion	0		Effect: "On a Roll", Effect Duration: 32
1163	boiled extra-wet marzipan skull	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
1164	ghostly poultrygeist	0		
1165	hovering sombrero	0		
1166	tumbling maracas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1167	plain brown wrapper	0		
1168	ghostly upside-down less-than-three-shaped box	0		
1169	blue bouncing exactly-three-shaped box	0		
1170	chocolate box	0		
1171	coffin	0		
1172	asbestos box	0		
1173	linoleum box	0		
1174	chrome box	0		
1175	ghostly cryptic puzzle box	0		
1176	refrigerated biohazard container	0		
1177	pulsating magnetic field	0		
1178	red potted cactus	0		
1179	daisy	0		
1180	twirling spinning potted fern	0		
1181	blue tulip	0		
1182	Venus flytrap	0		
1183	blue all-purpose flower	0		
1184	exotic orchid	0		
1185	ghostly long-stemmed rose	0		
1186	gilded lily	0		
1187	deadly nightshade	0		
1188	lotus	0		
1189	can of asparagus	0		
1190	dodecapede	0		
1191	ghuol whelp	0		
1192	zmobie	0		
1193	wobbly Raggedy Hippy doll	0		
1194	stab bat	0		
1195	apathetic lizardman doll	0		
1196	yeti	0		
1197	Mob Penguin	0		
1198	skewed sabre-toothed lime	0		
1199	olive jittery skewed bugbear	0		
1200	special bland pulsating mugcake	3	decent	Effect: "Stimulated Brain", Effect Duration: 30
1201	bland urinal cake	4	decent	
1202	rotten Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4	crappy	
1203	decent miniature personalized birthday cake	2	good	
1204	tasty three-tiered wedding cake	3	awesome	
1205	delicious jittery babycakes	4	awesome	
1206	half-sized enchanted stale velvet cake	2	decent	Effect: "Rotten Memories", Effect Duration: 10
1207	immense yummy congratulatory cake	6	awesome	
1208	snack-sized stale angel-food cake	2	decent	
1209	bland miniature devil's-food cake	2	decent	
1210	spoiled birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3	crappy	
1211	upside-down balloon	0		
1212	maroon balloon	0		
1213	heart-shaped balloon	0		
1214	anniversary balloon	0		
1215	huge teal Mylar balloon	0		
1216	huge Kevlar balloon	0		
1217	tumbling thought balloon	0		
1218	teal squat twirling rat head balloon	0		Familiar Weight: -3
1219	mini-zeppelin	0		
1220	reassuring Mr. Balloon	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1221	pulsating balloon	0		
1222	educational Mr. Eh?	0		Experience: +1, Softcore Only
1224	squat sinister steel shillelagh of horror of the businessman	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50
1225	up-at-dawn Samson's steel skullcap of incineration	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 22"
1226	fireproof steel solitaire of Leguizamo of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1227	mirror coward's therapeutic thinker's steel scarf	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
1228	fuchsia executive foul-smelling dance instructor's steel slacks	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "prismatic atk, 4xBarrr, cap 22"
1229	MacGyver's boxer's steel suspenders of the scaredy-cat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
1230	blinking scorching hardened pikestaff of terror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1231	frosty MacGyver's pith helmet of bravery	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1232	censurious asbestos-lined padded pocketwatch	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
1233	lion tamer's banded brainy pinky ring	0		Mysticality: +5, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
1234	spinning asbestos-lined dangerous pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 45"
1235	crafty groovy pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Four Songs, Single Equip
1236	huge skewed asbestos-lined fortified hockey stick of furious angry rage	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Hot Resistance: +5
1237	tapped lotus	0		
1238	mirror glowsticks	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1239	iced-out bling	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1240	twirling limburger biker boots	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1241	carton of clove cigarettes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1242	deflated inflatable dodecapede	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1243	jittery toy six-seater hovercraft	0		Familiar Weight: -5, Last Available: "2011-12"
1244	upside-down nasty Glass Balls of the Goblin King	0		Stench Damage: +5
1245	family-friendly Codpiece of the Goblin King	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1246	skewed chilly rib of the Bonerdagon of the dark arts of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5
1247	wobbly vertebra of the Bonerdagon	0		
1248	Newton's savvy wizardly Bonerdagon necklace	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3
1249	Boss Bat britches of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xGhuol, cap 16"
1250	cyan coward's sharpshooter's Boss Bat bling	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20
1251	diet decent Knob shroomkabob	1	good	
1252	flavorless enchanted ghostly shroomkabob	4	decent	Effect: "Frog In Your Throat", Effect Duration: 30
1253	bouncing pile of jumping beans	0		
1254	enchanted bland bite-sized jumping bean burrito	1	decent	Effect: "Rushin' Hands", Effect Duration: 5
1255	stale diet jumping bean burrito	1	decent	
1256	normal insanely jumping bean burrito	3	good	
1257	normal enchanted rat scrapple	4	good	Effect: "Sleazy Hands", Effect Duration: 50
1258	wobbly fuchsia pail of pretentious paint	0		
1259	mansplainer's rosy-cheeked traffic cone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-06"
1260	wax lips	0		Experience: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-07"
1261	powdered Hatorade	1		
1262	Sherlock's crafty rosy-cheeked off-hand balloon	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +25
1263	pygmy bugbear shaman	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
1264	mirror bouncing nose-bone fetish	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1265	box of sunshine	0		Free Pull
1266	snack-sized bland green gloomy mushroom	2	decent	
1267	dead mimic	0		
1268	blinking blinking pine wand	0		
1269	ebony wand	0		
1270	hexagonal wand	0		
1271	aluminum wand	0		
1272	marble wand	0		
1273	squat mansplainer's magic lamp	0		Monster Level: +15
1274	boiled Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1		
1275	Sinatra's basic meat skirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1276	fancy weak artisanal Otorian Battle Scar	2	EPIC	Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 40
1277	basic meat kilt	0		Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 10"
1278	upside-down meat skirt of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1279	twirling purple miser's meat kilt	0		Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 3xFairy, cap 11"
1280	fortified penguinskin mini-skirt	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1281	mirror double-paned penguinskin mini-kilt	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xFairy, cap 30"
1282	blinking yakskin skirt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1283	upside-down supercharged yakskin kilt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 35"
1284	prompt hippopotamus skirt	0		Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1285	stanky hippopotamus kilt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
1286	smooth furry skirt	0		Moxie: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1287	furry kilt of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 37"
1288	mansplainer's gnauga hide skirt	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1289	gnauga hide kilt of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "2.5xFairy, cap 20"
1290	flattened wind-up clock	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 13
1291	medical-grade Jekyllin hide belt	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-09"
1292	yellow mirror skirt / kilt kit	0		
1293	frosty ring of adornment	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
1294	purple chilly educational ring of increase damage	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5
1295	Socratic ring of gain strength	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
1296	foul-smelling ring of resistance	0		Stench Damage: +10
1297	yellow ring of fire resistance of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
1298	sage ring of conflict	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Single Equip
1299	pirate hook of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
1300	upside-down teal clever monster bait	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
1301	non-boiled upside-down deodorant	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 61
1302	warmed double-Vulcanized tumbling reodorant	0		Effect: "Stimulated Body", Effect Duration: 40
1303	Mjolnir Jr.	0		
1304	doppelshifter egg	0		Free Pull
1305	makeup kit	0		Familiar Weight: +15
1306	tumbling maroon manspreader's traffic cone of the empath	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2005-10"
1307	tumbling calm attention-deficit demon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1308	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-10"
1309	attention spanner	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1310	funky fez	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1311	pulsating narrow comfy blanket	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1312	beefcake's Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
1313	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip
1314	Sinatra's Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 3xGhuol, cap 18"
1315	wobbly weightlifter's rose-colored glasses	0		Muscle: +15
1316	facsimile dictionary	0		
1317	pulsating blood flower	0		
1318	lovecat tail	0		
1319	plastic passion fruit	0		
1320	snack-sized adequate purple questionable taco	2	good	
1321	Doc's Miracle Cure	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1322	petrified time	0		Last Available: "2005-10"
1323	flame-wreathed time helmet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1324	time trousers of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-10"
1325	time sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2005-10"
1326	slick Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	0		Moxie: +10, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1327	mirror inspector's Cloaca-Cola shield	0		Item Drop: +15
1328	coward's Cloaca-Cola fatigues	0		Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "4xPotato, 1.5x Ghoul, cap 7"
1329	huge teal Dyspepsi-Cola shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
1330	Sherlock's Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	0		Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "3.5xPotato, 3xVolley, cap 7"
1331	nasty Cloaca-Cola helmet	0		Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xFairy, cap 7"
1332	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	0		
1333	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	0		
1334	shaking Cloaca-Cola	0		
1335	yellow Dyspepsi grenade	0		
1336	blinking Cloaca grenade	0		
1338	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	0		
1339	narrow Cloaca-Cola c-rations	0		
1340	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	0		
1341	family-friendly Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1342	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	0		
1343	zombie pineal gland	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1344	denatured pulsating Gummi-Gnauga	0		Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 54
1345	modified Now and Earlier	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2020-09"
1346	deionized Sugar Cog	0		Effect: "Space Tripping", Effect Duration: 19
1347	olive loaded serum blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1348	maroon empty blowgun	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1349	miniscule temporal rip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-11"
1350	1.21 jigawatts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-11"
1351	ghostly tumbling aromatic pinky ring	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
1352	bad olive redrum	4	decent	
1353	fuchsia ninja pirate zombie robot	0		
1354	spinning pile of pebbles	0		
1355	small flavorless bowl of oriole's nest soup	2	decent	
1356	bunny liver	0		
1357	bad fancy Mt. Noob Pale Ale	3	decent	Effect: "Hairless and Airless", Effect Duration: 35
1358	huge pirate zombie head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1359	ninja pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1360	yellow pirate zombie robot head	0		Last Available: "2005-11"
1361	Newton's disembodied smile	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
1362	wobbly sausage	0		
1363	skewed upside-down clockwork pirate skull	0		
1364	wobbly rhesus monkey	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1365	moldy tofurkey leg	4	crappy	
1366	super-sized flavorless tofurkey gravy	5	decent	
1367	snack-sized adequate mirror herbal stuffing	2	good	
1368	bite-sized spoiled ghostly can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1	crappy	
1369	adequate yams	3	good	
1370	rhinestone cowboy shirt of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1371	twirling sinister gingham blouse	0		Spell Damage: +10
1372	jittery rock-hard souvenir ski t-shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 5
1373	sweet nutcracker	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2005-12"
1374	spinning mandible	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1375	experienced plastic Crimbo wreath	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1376	lime green gravedigger's plastic Uncle Crimbo	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2005-12"
1377	Sherlock's plastic Crimbo elf	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1378	skewed stiffened plastic sweet nutcracker	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2005-12"
1379	smelly plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1381	aspirin	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1382	vacuum-sealed quadruple-modified chocolate	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2015-11"
1383	twirling length of string	0		
1384	googly eye	0		
1385	huge stuffing	0		
1386	felt	0		
1387	block	0		
1388	toy wheel	0		
1389	yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1390	squat top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1391	squat bouncing ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
1392	kite	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1393	twirling tumbling pet rock	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1394	blinking doppelshifter	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1395	red teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1396	baleful duck-on-a-string of Flo-Jo	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2005-12"
1397	twirling toy soldier	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1398	doll house	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1399	therapeutic toy train	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2005-12"
1400	marionette of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2005-12"
1401	sock monkey of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2005-12"
1402	rag doll of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2005-12"
1403	huge cyan blinking can of fake snow of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2005-12"
1404	toasty colored-light "necklace"	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2005-12"
1405	mirror Tesla tree skirt	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2005-12"
1406	stale spinning huge wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Wreathed in Merriment", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1407	stale blinking mirror bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4	decent	Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1408	normal half-sized pulsating tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	good	Effect: "Yuletide Sappiness", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
1409	gray baleful Unionize The Elves sign	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2005-12"
1410	olive sleeping snowy owl	0		Last Available: "2005-12"
1411	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-01", Skill: "Summon Snowcones"
1412	super-moist snowcone	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2006-01"
1413	frozen enhanced upside-down snowcone	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2006-01"
1414	extra-improved quadruple-polymerized snowcone	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2006-01"
1415	super-irradiated polarized tumbling snowcone	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2006-01"
1416	quadruple-moist Vulcanized huge snowcone	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2006-01"
1417	super-denatured snowcone	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2006-01"
1418	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-01"
1419	teddy bear sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2006-01"
1420	gravedigger's Van der Graaf traffic cone	0		Spooky Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-01"
1421	Scandalously Skimpy Bikini	0		Four Songs, Single Equip
1422	Sombrero De Vida	0		Four Songs, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 12"
1423	iceberglet	0		Last Available: "2006-02"
1424	huge cool ice sickle of the blizzard	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1425	arcane researcher's ice baby	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1426	scandalous ice pick	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-02"
1427	olive ice skates of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-02"
1428	bland jumbo grue egg omelette	5	decent	
1429	roll of drink tickets	0		
1430	pregnant gloomy mushroom	0		
1431	pregnant mushroom	0		
1432	half-sized moldy mushroom	2	crappy	
1433	skewed fruit bowl	0		
1434	narrow fruit basket	0		
1435	hot pink lipstick	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1436	hot stuffing	0		
1437	blurry useless powder	0		
1438	energized oxidized bouncing twinkly powder	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 22
1439	dry hot powder	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 52
1440	quantum twirling powder	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 50
1441	activated anodized powder	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 21
1442	adjusted corrupted stench powder	0		Effect: "Human-Elemental Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
1443	vacuum-sealed wobbly skewed maroon sleaze powder	0		Effect: "Crotchety, Pining", Effect Duration: 61
1444	colloidal irradiated squat bouncing twinkly nuggets	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 41
1445	polarized hot nuggets	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 33
1446	pickled blinking nuggets	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 28
1447	super-polarized nuggets	0		Effect: "The Power of LOV", Effect Duration: 63
1448	vacuum-sealed olive blurry stench nuggets	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 40
1449	boiled lime green sleaze nuggets	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 69
1450	compressed narrow spinning twinkly wad	1		
1451	mixed huge hot wad	1		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 5
1452	boiled gray blinking wad	1		
1453	powdered wad	1		
1454	vaporized gray stench wad	1		
1455	vaporized upside-down sleaze wad	1		
1456	upside-down double daisy	0		
1457	green Goth Giant	0		
1458	rotten huge blurry Valentine's Day cake	8	crappy	
1459	red arrow'd heart balloon	0		
1460	velvet box	0		
1461	squashed frog	0		
1462	eye of newt	0		
1463	salamander spleen	0		
1464	sleazy fairy gravy	0		
1465	spinning suede shortsword	0		
1466	bamboo bokuto	0		
1467	jittery 25-meat staff	0		
1468	skewed two-handed depthsword	0		
1469	spinning gray bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	0		
1470	lead yo-yo	0		
1471	slightly peevedbow	0		
1472	sack of doorknobs	0		
1473	ball-and-chain	0		
1474	automatic catapult	0		
1475	pentacorn hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 10"
1476	shaking goofily-plumed helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 17"
1477	blue plastic hard hat	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 22"
1478	cyan salad bowl	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30"
1479	football helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 37"
1480	chain-mail monokini	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xBarrr, cap 7"
1481	union scalemail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 12"
1482	paper-plate-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xBarrr, cap 20"
1483	troutpiece	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 27"
1484	alpha-mail pants	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 35"
1485	supercharged rabbit's foot of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100
1486	massive bag of catnip	0		
1487	narrow hang glider	0		
1488	March hat	0		Free Pull
1489	dormouse	0		
1490	occult chopsticks of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25
1491	slick rice bowl	0		Moxie: +10
1492	bouncing banded ninja mop	0		Damage Absorption: +100
1493	groovy smooth ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	0		Moxie: +15, Moxie Percent: +10
1494	warmed sugar-coated pine cone	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2020-09"
1495	baleful traffic cone of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 2xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2006-03"
1496	drinkable weak gloomy mushroom wine	2	good	
1497	drinkable special huge mushroom wine	4	good	Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 50
1498	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	0		Last Available: "2006-04", Skill: "Summon Hilarious Objects"
1499	whoopie cushion	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1500	blurry squat fake fake vomit	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1501	aerosolized galvanized explosion-flavored chewing gum	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2006-04"
1502	clown hammer	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1503	purple twirling pulsating rubber emo roe	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1504	dry olive narrow snowcone	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2006-04"
1505	ice cube with a fly in it	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1506	special smooth jittery teal tumbling calle de miel with a fly in it	3	awesome	Effect: "Stuck-Up Hair", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2006-04"
1507	smooth blinking rockin' wagon with a fly in it	4	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1508	lousy perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4	decent	Last Available: "2006-04"
1509	practically non-alcoholic delicious purple slap and tickle with a fly in it	1	awesome	Last Available: "2006-04"
1510	bag of airline peanuts	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1511	dance instructor's fake hand	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2006-04"
1512	vaporized Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1		
1513	compressed tumbling olive Knob Goblin learning pill	1		
1514	dried ghostly Knob Goblin eyedrops	1		
1515	denatured spinning blurry Knob Goblin nasal spray	1		Effect: "Empathy", Effect Duration: 40
1516	KWE-brand transistor radio	0		
1518	purple vampire heart	0		
1519	ghostly Talisman of Bakula	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give In To Your Vampiric Urges"
1520	greasy Herculean Radio KoL Coffee Mug	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1521	Frank Gorshin trophy	0		
1522	green scorching baleful Radio Free Jersey	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Damage: +25
1523	blinking bottle of used blood	0		
1524	wind-up chattering teeth	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1525	green huge blinking joybuzzer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shake Hands", Last Available: "2006-04"
1526	narrow squat pet rock "Snooty" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2006-04"
1527	cyan diamond-studded fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2006-04"
1528	zippy deadly corkscrew	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2006-04"
1529	red St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	0		Last Available: "2006-04"
1530	fake plastic grass	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
1531	sage grass skirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xFairy, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1532	grass hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2011-01"
1533	boxer's grass blade	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-01"
1534	shaking raffle prize box	0		
1536	homeless hobo spirit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-05"
1537	squat weegee sqouija	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1538	jittery ruddy sparkly engagement ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip
1539	jittery Tam O'Shatner	0		Meat Drop: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2005-03"
1540	miser's flame-wreathed Grimacite goggles	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 31", Last Available: "2008-10"
1541	upside-down Grimacite glaive of Tarzan of terror	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-10"
1542	sinister Da Vinci's Grimacite greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-10"
1543	Rosewater's beefcake's Grimacite garter	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2008-10"
1544	asbestos-lined Oprah's Grimacite galoshes	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-10"
1545	boxer's Grimacite gorget of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2008-10"
1546	narrow Grimacite guayabera of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-10"
1547	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration of extreme caution of bravery	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +5
1548	brainy beefcake's Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +5
1549	MSG	0		
1550	second-hand knockoff engagement ring of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
1551	extra-dry bad skewed bottle of Domesticated Turkey	5	decent	
1552	hand-crafted shaking bottle of Definit	4	EPIC	
1553	bad bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3	decent	
1554	watered-down drinkable bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2	good	
1555	drinkable triple-distilled blinking bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	7	good	
1556	mediocre teal boxed champagne	3	decent	
1557	half-sized flavorless jittery kumquat	2	decent	
1558	adequate tangerine	3	good	
1559	blinking tonic water	0		
1560	moldy cocktail onion	4	crappy	
1561	bite-sized stale raspberry	1	decent	
1562	spoiled spinning tumbling kiwi	3	crappy	
1563	mediocre weak spinning whiskey bittersweet	2	decent	
1564	aged weak wobbly mimosette	2	awesome	
1565	mediocre lime green tequila sunset	3	decent	
1566	bad zmobie	4	decent	Wiki Name: "Zmobie (drink)"
1567	enchanted boozy mediocre gin and tonic	5	decent	Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 10
1568	drinkable spinning vodka and tonic	3	good	
1569	artisanal practically non-alcoholic vodka gibson	1	super EPIC	
1570	drinkable gibson	4	good	
1571	acceptable mirror upside-down parisian cathouse	3	good	
1572	hand-crafted lime green rabbit punch	3	EPIC	
1573	drinkable strong caipifruta	5	good	
1574	hand-crafted teqiwila	3	EPIC	
1575	acceptable Divine	4	good	
1576	tolerable maroon Gordon Bennett	3	good	
1577	perfectly mixed weak tangarita	2	super ultra EPIC	
1578	drinkable mandarina colada	3	good	
1579	watered-down mediocre wobbly gimlet	2	decent	
1580	boozy tolerable maroon brick road	5	good	
1581	hand-crafted vodka stratocaster	3	EPIC	
1582	watered-down tolerable Neuromancer	2	good	
1583	watered-down bad prussian cathouse	2	decent	
1584	drinkable blinking Mae West	4	good	
1585	enchanted perfectly mixed narrow Mon Tiki	4	EPIC	Effect: "Blessing of the Pervy Noodles", Effect Duration: 10
1586	enchanted bad teqiwila slammer	3	decent	Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 5
1587	snack-sized stale Knob lo mein	2	decent	
1588	miniature rotten asparagus lo mein	2	crappy	
1589	thick adequate Knoll lo mein	5	good	
1590	flavorless huge lo mein	6	decent	
1591	flavorless low-calorie upside-down olive lo mein	1	decent	
1592	enchanted moldy hot hi mein	4	crappy	Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 10
1593	moldy hi mein	3	crappy	
1594	tasty snack-sized wobbly blue hi mein	2	awesome	
1595	flavorless blurry hi mein	3	decent	
1596	spoiled enchanted sleazy hi mein	3	crappy	Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 30
1597	auspicious Junior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-05"
1598	pulsating huge friendly Senior LAAAAME merit badge	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2006-05"
1599	jazz soap	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Jazz Hands", Effect Duration: 20
1600	drinkable watered-down gray tangarita with a fly in it	2	good	
1601	artisanal mandarina colada with a fly in it	3	EPIC	
1602	acceptable practically non-alcoholic prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1	good	
1603	acceptable Mae West with a fly in it	3	good	
1604	dehydrated astronaut ice-cream	1		Last Available: "2006-05"
1605	spinning delectable catalyst	0		
1606	boiled skewed ultimate wad	1		Effect: "Techno Bliss", Effect Duration: 15
1607	polarized mirror libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 64
1608	corrupted eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 67
1609	improved perfume of prejudice	0		Effect: "Indescribable Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
1610	oxidized red eyedrops of the ocelot	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 56
1611	activated shaking potent potion of potency	0		Effect: "Elron's Explosive Etude", Effect Duration: 48
1612	altered green concentrated cordial of concentration	0		Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 22
1613	spinning reassuring coffin lid	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
1614	zippy satin shield	0		Initiative: +20
1615	squat twirling Lo Pan's Cerebral Cloche	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1616	bouncing aromatic Cerebral Culottes	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhoul, cap 22", Last Available: "2006-06"
1617	mirror electrified grievous Cerebral Crossbow of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-06"
1618	ice stein	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1619	cyan munchies pill	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1620	homeopathic healing powder	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1621	astral badger	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-06"
1622	modified nitrogenated energized cyan astral mushroom	0		Effect: "Celestial Body", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2006-06"
1623	badger badge	0		Last Available: "2006-06"
1624	frozen polymerized blue-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2006-06"
1625	polymerized magnetized green-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "From Nantucket", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2006-06"
1626	deionized blinking shaking orange-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2006-06"
1627	unsweetened tumbling purple-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2006-06"
1628	polarized green blinking pink-frosted astral cupcake	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2006-06"
1629	upside-down raspberry beret of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xLep, cap 12"
1630	pixel shield of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
1631	beer cartilage	0		
1632	shaking Spanish fly trap	0		
1633	Spanish fly	0		
1634	mediocre around the world	3	decent	
1635	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	0		
1636	Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only
1637	extra-dry teal lotion of hotness	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 24
1638	alkaline cold-filtered lotion of coldness	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 13
1639	flattened magnetized denatured upside-down tumbling lotion of spookiness	0		Effect: "Compensatory Cruelness", Effect Duration: 23
1640	concentrated magnetized lotion of stench	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 57
1641	dry diffused gray blinking lotion of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Neuromancy", Effect Duration: 44
1642	bad triple-distilled Grimacite Bock	7	decent	Last Available: "2008-11"
1643	moldy pulsating wedge of gray cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2008-11"
1644	hot and sauce	0		
1645	and sauce	0		
1646	mirror lime green shaking and sauce	0		
1647	stench and sauce	0		
1648	shaking sleazy and sauce	0		
1649	huge brick	0		Free Pull
1650	tumbling milk of magnesium	0		
1651	immense rotten foie gras	6	crappy	
1652	non-unsweetened candy brain	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
1653	bouncing tumbling zippy aromatic jewel-eyed wizard hat of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2006-07"
1654	shaking educational wad of Crovacite of extreme caution	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -25
1655	pulsating educational collar of the overflowing toilet	0		Experience: +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1656	squat White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel	0		
1657	onion shurikens	0		
1658	Cherry Cloaca Cola	0		
1659	tumbling Diet Cloaca Cola	0		
1660	blue Regular Cloaca Cola	0		
1661	skewed chaotic Radio KoL Keychain	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1662	nasty Radio KoL Antenna Ball	0		Stench Damage: +5
1663	Radio KoL Flashlight of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1664	Radio KoL Maracas of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1665	narrow Sinatra's Radio KoL Bottle Opener	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1666	friendly Radio KoL Patch	0		Familiar Weight: +3
1667	coward's Cat-Herding Prod	0		Monster Level: -20
1668	star boomerang of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20
1669	Newton's star stiletto	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
1670	fraudwort	0		
1671	shysterweed	0		
1672	shaking red upside-down swindleblossom	0		
1673	jittery ghostly curative ruddy grave robbing shovel	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1674	mirror boxer's superhero mask	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1675	jittery mirror ore	0		
1676	red styrofoam ore	0		
1677	mirror bubblewrap ore	0		
1678	narrow pet rock "Groucho" disguise	0		Familiar Weight: +11, Equips On: "Pet Rock | Toothsome Rock | Bulky Buddy Box | Holiday Log", Last Available: "2011-12"
1679	miser's sword of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
1680	tumbling friendly sage staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
1681	yellow smartaleck's bubblewrap sword of horror	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
1682	flame-wreathed Socratic bubblewrap staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Spell Damage: +10
1683	family-friendly smelly bubblewrap crossbow	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
1684	aromatic styrofoam sword of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +1
1685	styrofoam staff of the pedagogue of the early riser	0		Experience: +3, Adventures: +7
1686	therapeutic Newton's styrofoam crossbow	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
1687	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	0		
1688	rock-hard crossbow of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Candy Drop: +100
1689	weightlifter's ribbon	0		Muscle: +15, Last Available: "2006-07"
1690	spinning electrified personal trainer's discarded bottlecap	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
1691	Oprah's discarded torn-up glove of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 38"
1692	moist warmed salamander slurry	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 33
1693	denatured Vulcanized eyedrops of newt	0		Effect: "Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord", Effect Duration: 18
1694	oxidized Frogade	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 42
1695	alkaline liquefied papotion of papower	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 55
1696	low-calorie adequate narrow royal jelly taco	1	good	
1697	flavorless half-sized tofu taco	2	decent	
1698	stale half-sized gray jumping bean taco	2	decent	
1699	snack-sized flavorless enchanted catgut taco	2	decent	Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 40
1700	bland super-sized goat cheese taco	5	decent	
1701	normal small bouncing pr0n taco	2	good	
1702	quantum adjusted alphabet gum	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 33
1703	Comma Chameleon egg	0		Free Pull
1704	shingle	0		
1705	blinking flaregun	0		
1706	foul-smelling dog trainer's electrified sword	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
1707	perfumed cool flypaper staff of doom	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5
1708	twirling inspector's Annie Oakley's medical-grade grease gun	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +15, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1709	banded experienced sword of static of courage	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3
1710	double-paned sinister experienced wiffle-flail	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
1711	Usain Bolt's Fonzie's bubble bauble bow of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): 4, Initiative: +80
1712	reassuring hardened Frost™ brand sword of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
1713	hardy squeaky staff of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +50
1714	greedy flame-retardant greasy can cannon	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20
1715	lime green starchy sword of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10
1716	deadly starchy staff	0		Weapon Damage: +5
1717	squat chaotic starchy crossbow	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1718	coward's brainy pestoblade	0		Mysticality: +5, Monster Level: -20
1719	upside-down hardy fortified poutine pole	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP: +50
1720	lion tamer's ruddy curdflinger	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Experience (familiar): +2
1721	quilted forbidden muculent machete	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +40
1722	maroon tumbling beefy glistening staff of chilblains	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Damage: +25
1723	narrow ruddy quilted repeating crossbow	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40
1725	tumbling bigger stick	0		
1726	purple wobbly sinewy crossbow string	0		
1727	sturdy sword hilt	0		
1728	cool dense meat sword	0		Moxie: +5
1729	ghostly wool dense meat staff	0		Cold Resistance: +1
1730	miser's dense meat crossbow	0		Meat Drop: +10
1731	wobbly cyan sizzling Oprah's ruddy Spirit Precipice	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10
1732	sharpshooter's smoldering staff of dire peril of the glutton	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Food Drop: +100
1733	supercool hot cross bow of vim and vigor of the glutton	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Food Drop: +100
1734	censurious rock-hard sword behind inappropriate prepositions	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Alters Page Text
1735	rosewater-soaked meatspout staff of the cougar of horror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3
1736	olive dangerous educational thinker's carob cannon	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +1, Weapon Damage: +10
1737	mirror rock-hard shuddersword of the pedagogue of the blizzard	0		Experience: +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Spell Damage: +25
1738	toasty weightlifter's hairy staff of incineration	0		Muscle: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1739	blue shellacked razor-sharp projectile icemaker of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
1740	vibrating hardy buffalo blade of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50
1741	wobbly cheesestick of extreme caution of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +100
1742	huge brawny brainy potato pistol	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +20
1743	savory sword of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
1744	savory staff of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
1745	savory crossbow of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
1746	ribald mansplainer's Super Magic Power Sword X of the overflowing toilet	0		Monster Level: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +10
1747	bouncing Usain Bolt's sage soylent staff	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +80
1748	twirling veiny dance instructor's goulauncher	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP: +10
1749	blurry defective skull	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
1750	avaricious Gnollish pie server	0		Meat Drop: +30
1751	padded Gnollish slotted spoon	0		Damage Absorption: +20
1752	tumbling blinking foul-smelling Knob Goblin spatula	0		Stench Damage: +10
1753	up-at-dawn jack flapper	0		Adventures: +5
1754	pulsating Sinatra's filthy pestle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5
1755	beefy Knob Goblin melon baller	0		Muscle: +10
1756	dog trainer's huge spoon	0		Experience (familiar): +1
1757	aromatic pizza cutter	0		Stench Resistance: +1
1758	teal lightning-fast star spatula	0		Initiative: +40
1759	narrow wholesome Herculean foon of fulmination	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP Percent: +10
1760	sizzling foon of frigidity of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10
1761	miser's censurious foon of foulness	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10
1762	shaking knitted steel-toed foon of fearfulness	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +3
1763	sharpshooter's cool foon of fleshiness	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1764	Spookyraven library key	0		
1765	Spookyraven gallery key	0		
1766	olive Spookyraven ballroom key	0		
1767	pack of chewing gum	0		
1768	red Gnomish toolbox	0		
1769	rotten fricasseed brains	3	crappy	
1770	flavorless tumbling brains casserole	4	decent	
1771	gray occult butcherknife	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25
1772	maroon experienced corn holder	0		Experience: +2
1773	tumbling brainy eggbeater	0		Mysticality: +5
1774	weak smooth bottle of popskull	2	awesome	
1775	blinking sizzling dishrag	0		Hot Damage: +10
1776	super-sized normal stale baguette	5	good	
1777	leftovers of indeterminate origin	0		
1778	rotten dinner	3	crappy	
1779	katana of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Synergetic
1780	ram stick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
1781	fuchsia careful enchantlers	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 28"
1782	bouncing bouncing Lo Pan's curative ram-battering staff	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
1783	snack-sized rotten blurry crazy Turkish delight	2	crappy	
1784	smartaleck's Snow Queen Crown of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xGhuol, cap 28"
1785	prompt Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf ga-ga radio	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
1786	six pack of Mountain Stream	0		
1787	denatured ionized lime green bag of Cheat-Os	0		Effect: "Nightstalkin'", Effect Duration: 64
1788	wobbly unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	0		
1789	huge Mob Penguin	0		
1790	weak bad Ram's Face Lager	2	decent	
1791	maroon ram horns	0		
1792	avaricious Jack Frost's Travoltan trousers of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Initiative: +60, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xLep, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-09", Moxie May Control MP
1793	pool cue of the pedagogue of Leguizamo	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: +20
1794	triple-warmed spinning green handful of hand chalk	0		Effect: "Craft Tea", Effect Duration: 69
1795	Counterclockwise Watch of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
1796	bone collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1797	misshapen animal skeleton	0		
1798	pile of animal bones	0		
1799	lime green animal skull	0		
1800	wobbly animal cranium	0		
1801	bouncing animal jawbone	0		
1802	first cervical vertebra	0		
1803	skewed second cervical vertebra	0		
1804	third cervical vertebra	0		
1805	fourth cervical vertebra	0		
1806	fifth cervical vertebra	0		
1807	lime green sixth cervical vertebra	0		
1808	upside-down seventh cervical vertebra	0		
1809	first thoracic vertebra	0		
1810	second thoracic vertebra	0		
1811	wobbly green third thoracic vertebra	0		
1812	fourth thoracic vertebra	0		
1813	gray fifth thoracic vertebra	0		
1814	huge sixth thoracic vertebra	0		
1815	blinking seventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1816	eighth thoracic vertebra	0		
1817	ninth thoracic vertebra	0		
1818	lime green jittery tenth thoracic vertebra	0		
1819	upside-down eleventh thoracic vertebra	0		
1820	twelfth thoracic vertebra	0		
1821	first lumbar vertebra	0		
1822	maroon second lumbar vertebra	0		
1823	maroon third lumbar vertebra	0		
1824	wobbly fourth lumbar vertebra	0		
1825	fifth lumbar vertebra	0		
1826	sixth lumbar vertebra	0		
1827	seventh lumbar vertebra	0		
1828	sacral vertebrae	0		
1829	squat first caudal vertebra	0		
1830	second caudal vertebra	0		
1831	twirling third caudal vertebra	0		
1832	fourth caudal vertebra	0		
1833	narrow fifth caudal vertebra	0		
1834	sixth caudal vertebra	0		
1835	seventh caudal vertebra	0		
1836	eighth caudal vertebra	0		
1837	gray ninth caudal vertebra	0		
1838	squat tenth caudal vertebra	0		
1839	left first rib	0		
1840	left second rib	0		
1841	left third rib	0		
1842	left fourth rib	0		
1843	narrow left fifth rib	0		
1844	left sixth rib	0		
1845	left seventh rib	0		
1846	left eighth rib	0		
1847	left ninth rib	0		
1848	left tenth rib	0		
1849	left eleventh rib	0		
1850	mirror left twelfth rib	0		
1851	right first rib	0		
1852	skewed right second rib	0		
1853	right third rib	0		
1854	upside-down right fourth rib	0		
1855	right fifth rib	0		
1856	squat spinning right sixth rib	0		
1857	shaking right seventh rib	0		
1858	skewed right eighth rib	0		
1859	spinning right ninth rib	0		
1860	right tenth rib	0		
1861	right eleventh rib	0		
1862	mirror green right twelfth rib	0		
1863	animal pelvis	0		
1864	left scapula	0		
1865	right scapula	0		
1866	left clavicle	0		
1867	squat right clavicle	0		
1868	cyan left humerus	0		
1869	right humerus	0		
1870	left radius	0		
1871	right radius	0		
1872	left ulna	0		
1873	right ulna	0		
1874	lime green left femur	0		
1875	right femur	0		
1876	left tibia	0		
1877	huge right tibia	0		
1878	left fibula	0		
1879	right fibula	0		
1880	left kneecap	0		
1881	narrow right kneecap	0		
1882	ghostly left first front claw	0		
1883	left second front claw	0		
1884	twirling left third front claw	0		
1885	fuchsia wobbly left fourth front claw	0		
1886	right first front claw	0		
1887	right second front claw	0		
1888	mirror right third front claw	0		
1889	right fourth front claw	0		
1890	left thumb	0		
1891	right thumb	0		
1892	left first rear claw	0		
1893	left second rear claw	0		
1894	left third rear claw	0		
1895	left fourth rear claw	0		
1896	huge right first rear claw	0		
1897	right second rear claw	0		
1898	right third rear claw	0		
1899	right fourth rear claw	0		
1900	thinker's 1-ball	0		Mysticality: +10
1901	mirror pulsating hardened Samson's 2-ball	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Damage Reduction: 3
1902	sharpshooter's wicked 3-ball	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
1903	purple supercool 4-ball of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20
1904	skewed purple hardened baleful 5-ball	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 3
1905	sinister 6-ball of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10
1906	7-ball of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
1907	8-ball	0		
1910	jittery teal wicked clockwork sword of the storm of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +15
1911	greasy veiny wicked clockwork staff	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
1912	reassuring knitted wholesome clockwork crossbow	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +1
1913	narrow clockwork handle	0		
1914	clockwork rod	0		
1915	clockwork shank	0		
1916	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles	0		
1917	wallet	0		
1918	coin purse	0		
1919	mirror English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary	0		
1920	huge bizarre illegible sheet music	0		
1921	mirror wakizashi of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Synergetic
1922	ghostly gob of wet hair	0		
1923	jittery roll of toilet paper	0		Free Pull
1924	twirling tattered wolf standard	0		
1925	tattered snake standard	0		
1926	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	0		Familiar Effect: "8xLep, 1xFairy, cap 2"
1927	cyan scary death orb	0		
1928	tuning fork	0		
1929	medical-grade greaves	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr"
1930	scorching helmet of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
1931	wobbly Lo Pan's spear of the brazier	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Breakable
1932	fireproof shield	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Breakable
1933	twirling studded pitchfork	0		Damage Absorption: +80
1934	jittery chaotic broken sword	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
1935	blurry Socratic snarling wolf shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Synergetic
1936	Jeselnik's lupine sword	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Synergetic
1937	sizzling snake shield	0		Hot Damage: +10, Synergetic
1938	squat zippy serpentine sword	0		Initiative: +20, Synergetic
1939	grouchy restless spirit	0		
1940	pulsating sizzling nippy hardened 9-ball	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10
1941	occult supercool seal pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
1942	tumbling turtle brooch of the scaredy-cat of the blizzard	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
1943	Oprah's wicked noodle ring	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
1944	nippy saucepan earring of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
1945	sharpshooter's disco ball pendant of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
1946	bouncing yellow steel-toed deadly accordion pin	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
1947	pulsating flame-wreathed shellacked worn tophat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 31"
1948	spinning pulsating occult tap shoes of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip
1949	small rotten olive Manetwich	2	crappy	
1950	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	0		
1951	hand-crafted weak bottle of Pinot Renoir	2	EPIC	
1952	rotten snack-sized narrow red desiccated apricot	2	crappy	
1953	delicious fortified flute of flat champagne	5	awesome	
1954	rotten diet dehydrated caviar	1	crappy	
1955	fuchsia styrofoam peanuts	0		
1956	fancy weak mediocre tumbling blinking snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2	decent	Effect: "Fire Inside", Effect Duration: 10
1957	quill pen	0		
1958	inkwell	0		
1959	tattered scrap of paper	0		
1960	blinking scroll of forbidden unspeakable evil	0		
1961	wobbly blurry can of Binarrrca	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Talking Like a Pirate", Effect Duration: 50
1962	quantum activated Bit O' Ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Graham Crackling", Effect Duration: 25
1963	dance card	0		
1964	sizzling opera mask	0		Hot Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr, cap 2"
1965	pulsating bottle of Monsieur Bubble	0		
1966	Amulet of Yendor of the brazier of courage	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
1967	spinning jitterbug larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1968	pulsating bottle of perfume	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1969	skewed ghostly spoon!	0		Familiar Weight: +5
1970	twirling nervous tick egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-10"
1971	plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-10", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
1972	medical-grade personal trainer's shrimp fork	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
1973	upside-down purple ghostly half of a memo	0		
1974	pulsating cocoabo	0		
1975	upside-down baby gravy fairy	0		
1976	fuchsia gravy fairy	0		
1977	gravy fairy	0		
1978	purple gravy fairy	0		
1979	pulsating tumbling gravy fairy	0		
1980	pulsating sleazy gravy fairy	0		
1981	teal astral badger	0		
1982	mirror bouncing MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	0		
1983	hand turkey	0		
1984	snowy owl	0		
1985	mirror scary death orb	0		
1986	mind flayer	0		
1987	ghostly undead elbow macaroni	0		
1988	fuchsia angry cow	0		
1989	tumbling mirror Cheshire bitten	0		
1990	yo-yo	0		
1991	shaking rubber WWJD? bracelet	0		
1992	rubber WWBD? bracelet	0		
1993	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	0		
1994	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	0		
1995	blue heart necklace	0		Free Pull
1996	right half of a heart necklace	0		
1997	left half of a heart necklace	0		
1998	pack of KWE trading card	0		
1999	stick of "gum"	0		
2000	Das Überkühlraum trading card	0		
2001	green Vaso De Agua trading card	0		
2002	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	0		
2003	green Thorny Toad trading card	0		
2004	jittery Chori Zo trading card	0		
2005	Morbidda trading card	0		
2006	Poison Oak trading card	0		
2007	shaking twirling Princess Rutabaga trading card	0		
2008	spinning Roo trading card	0		
2009	Woldo trading card	0		
2010	The Snake trading card	0		
2011	Nayztameetjoo trading card	0		
2012	Arrrmetia trading card	0		
2013	skewed skewed Serenity trading card	0		
2014	upside-down Inndya trading card	0		
2015	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	0		
2016	bouncing diamond necklace	0		
2017	spade necklace	0		
2018	upside-down club necklace	0		
2019	cream pie	0		Free Pull
2020	tasty big fuchsia cherry pie	5	awesome	
2021	adequate squat strawberry pie	4	good	
2022	bland lemon meringue pie	3	decent	
2023	special Genalen™ Bottle	1	decent	Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 25
2024	adequate mixed wildflower greens	4	good	
2025	flavorless mirror handful of walnuts	4	decent	
2026	delicious bouncing nutty organic salad	4	awesome	
2027	spoiled super salad	3	crappy	
2028	spoiled jumbo bouncing tofu wonton	5	crappy	
2029	hippy protest button	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
2030	lime green narrow censurious supercharged Lockenstock™ sandals	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2031	didgeridooka of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2032	sharpshooter's bullet-proof corduroys	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
2033	Jeselnik's round sunglasses	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2034	wicker shield of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2035	Marquis de Poivre soda	0		
2036	polarized radium-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Ponderous Potency", Effect Duration: 48
2037	vacuum-sealed teal wintergreen-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 46
2038	polymerized double-tarnished ennui-flavored potato chips	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 42
2039	wobbly x-ray specs	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2040	patchouli oil bomb	0		
2041	red ferret bait	0		
2042	exploding hacky-sack	0		
2043	hemp net	0		
2044	your father's MacGuffin diary	0		
2045	bland small brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2	decent	
2046	rotten frat brats	3	crappy	
2047	decent jumbo knob ka-bobs	5	good	
2049	watered-down bad can of Swiller	2	decent	
2050	spinning broken wings	0		
2051	sunken eyes	0		
2052	wobbly reassembled blackbird	0		
2053	bust of Pallas	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2054	narrow market map	0		
2055	ghostly snake skin	0		
2056	extra-improved irradiated adder bladder	0		Effect: "Guts Feeling", Effect Duration: 32
2057	pension check	0		
2058	upside-down picnic basket	0		
2059	non-denatured colloidal Black No. 2	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 58
2060	chaotic strapping sword	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +10
2061	cyan padded helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 40"
2062	shield of the pedagogue of Tarzan	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3
2063	big rotten blackberry	5	crappy	
2064	ghostly forged identification documents	0		
2065	pulsating PADL Phone	0		
2066	veiny kick-ass kicks of the early riser	0		Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2067	blinking sake bomb	0		
2068	blurry tequila grenade	0		
2069	wobbly teal dog trainer's beer helmet	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2070	foul-smelling distressed denim pants of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 42"
2071	rosewater-soaked perforated battle paddle	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2072	flashing novelty button of James Dean of the glutton	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Food Drop: +100
2073	lightning-fast careful glowstick	0		Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2006-10", Raveosity: +1
2074	narrow anniversary chutney sculpture of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2075	teal Jeselnik's spandex anniversary shorts	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 10xLep, cap 2"
2076	flame-retardant jar of anniversary jam	0		Hot Resistance: +1
2077	squat strapping bucket of anniversary lard	0		Muscle: +5
2078	banded anniversary concrete fedora	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "5xVolley, 5xLep, cap 2"
2079	makeshift turban of the brute of mayonnaise	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Blind, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 25"
2080	jittery makeshift cape of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2081	skewed weightlifter's makeshift skirt	0		Muscle: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25"
2082	toothbrush	0		
2083	makeshift crane	0		
2084	blurry can of starch	0		
2085	denatured bottle of ultravitamins	1		
2086	modified bottle of cough syrup	1		Effect: "Hammertime", Effect Duration: 10
2087	twisted tube of hair oil	1		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 5
2088	nitrogenated tarnished Daffy Taffy	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 31
2089	Crimboween memo	0		Last Available: "2006-10"
2090	narrow smelly chilly veiny razor-sharp Fonzie's pilgrim shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2006-11"
2091	bath salts	0		
2092	hand mirror	0		
2093	Samson's hors d'oeuvre tray	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2094	delicious jittery ballroom blintz	3	awesome	
2095	towel	0		
2096	vaporized mirror bouncing guy made of bee pollen	1		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 45
2097	resourceful 17-ball	0		Maximum MP: +50
2098	filthy lucre	0		
2099	hobo gristle	0		
2100	shredded can label	0		
2101	bloodstained briquette	0		
2102	greasy dreadlock	0		
2103	vial of pirate sweat	0		
2104	empty aftershave bottle	0		
2105	lime green bouncing coal button	0		
2106	olive burned-out arcanodiode	0		
2107	narrow non-Euclidean hoof	0		
2108	rock	0		
2109	stringy sinew	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2110	stick	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2111	tooth	0		
2112	jittery leaf	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2113	mirror double-paned wheel	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2114	lime green narrow yo	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2115	boxer's prehistoric spear	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2116	stick-on-a-string	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2117	MacGyver's fire of terror	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2023-09"
2118	twirling leaf tube	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2119	spinning lit cigar	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2120	weightlifter's Grateful Undead T-shirt	0		Muscle: +15
2121	maroon Samson's ASCII shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
2122	mirror dog trainer's stiffened safety vest	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Experience (familiar): +1
2123	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2125	maroon Van der Graaf Ye Olde Navy Fleece	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2126	forbidden Fonzie's bronze breastplate	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50
2127	mirror lion tamer's Samson's hat hacker T-shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +2
2128	vampire collar	0		Single Equip
2129	blurry possessed top	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2130	lime green lard-coated killer rag doll	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2131	cyan tree-eating kite	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2132	boxer's incredibly marionette	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2133	bouncing dress ball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2134	shaking auspicious mad scientist's sock monkey	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2135	cyan alien blob	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2136	Lo Pan's sharpshooter's vampire duck-on-a-string	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2137	family-friendly toy crazy train	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2138	razor-tipped yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
2139	toy mercenary	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2140	mirror upside-down length of string	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2141	bouncing toy wheel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2142	upside-down block	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2143	felt	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2144	ghostly evil googly eye	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2145	stuffing	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2146	evil teddy bear	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2147	evil teddy bear sewing kit	0		
2148	toothsome rock	0		
2149	flavorless shaking twirling frank	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-12"
2150	delicious miniature mirror pulsating maroon plate of franks and beans	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
2151	acceptable squat shot of blackberry schnapps	3	good	
2152	mirror capacitor relay	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2153	carbon nanotube frame	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2154	ion grid	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2155	Feynman gate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2156	ghostly logic synthesizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2157	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2158	servomechanical torsion facilitator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2159	quantum polarity inducer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2160	tumbling bi-lateral logic compressor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2161	computronic processing unit	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2162	reverse-oscillating klystron	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2163	sub-molecular interocitor	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2164	recursive spline reticulator	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2165	blurry atomic vector plotter	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2166	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2167	hyperbolic plasma focuser	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2168	wobbly prompt dangerous toy ray gun	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2006-12"
2169	ghostly nasty sinister toy space helmet	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2170	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.3
2171	narrow nasty energetic astronaut pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 43", Last Available: "2006-12"
2172	ghostly supercharged toy jet pack	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2006-12"
2173	triangular stone	0		
2174	mossy stone sphere	0		
2175	smooth stone sphere	0		
2176	cracked stone sphere	0		
2177	rough stone sphere	0		
2178	tumbling blurry obsidian dagger of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
2179	archaeologist's notebook	0		
2180	amulet	0		
2181	chocolate lump	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2182	skewed Harold's hammer head	0		
2183	Harold's hammer handle	0		
2184	squat Harold's hammer	0		
2185	red narrow Kiss the Knob apron of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2186	unlit birthday cake	0		
2187	lit birthday cake	0		
2188	flask of peppermint oil	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2189	perfectly mixed bouncing flask of peppermint schnapps	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2006-12"
2190	yuletide troll chrysalis	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2191	upside-down book of carols	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2192	sheet music	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2193	flavorless diet yellow candy stake	1	decent	Last Available: "2006-12"
2194	drinkable fortified eggnog	5	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2195	moldy bouncing unspeakable fruitcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2006-12"
2196	normal gingerbread horror	4	good	Last Available: "2006-12"
2197	warmed diffused maroon but probably evil chocolate	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2006-12"
2198	massive adequate huge bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6	good	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-06"
2199	moldy skewed skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	crappy	Effect: "Carol of the Bones", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2200	special decent tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3	good	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
2201	plastic gift-wrapping vampire of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2006-12"
2202	bouncing brainy plastic yuletide troll	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2203	plastic skeletal reindeer of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2204	yellow plastic Crimboween pentagram of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2006-12"
2205	spinning stylish plastic Scream Queen	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2206	purple skewed time sleigh	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2006-12"
2207	olive nippy Crimbo tiki necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2208	curative Da Vinci's bobble-hip hula elf doll	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12"
2209	careful Crimbo ukulele	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2006-12"
2210	electrified Tiki lighter of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie"
2211	miser's deck of tropical cards of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality"
2212	rosewater-soaked chaotic tropical paperweight	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2006-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle"
2213	tropical Crimbo pressie	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2214	tropical wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2006-12"
2215	twirling therapeutic Tropical Crimbo Hat	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2006-12"
2216	forbidden Tropical Crimbo Shorts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2006-12"
2217	small toothsome twirling super ka-bob	2	awesome	
2218	rotten ghostly beer basted brat	3	crappy	
2219	wobbly narrow scorching Tropical Crimbo Sword	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2006-12"
2220	activated and Crimboween candy	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
2221	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	0		Last Available: "2007-01"
2222	Jim Carey's grievous liar's pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cold atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-01"
2223	chaotic smartaleck's juggler's balls	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2224	maroon slick pink shirt	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2225	familiar doppelgänger	0		Monster Level: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2226	electrified evil eyeball pendant of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-01"
2227	warmed ghostly ghostly arse-a'fire elixir	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2007-01"
2228	extra-galvanized cold-filtered cosmic lemonade	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2007-01"
2229	unsweetened altered huge jittery toad horn	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-01"
2230	icicle katana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2231	upside-down red mote	0		
2232	shaking smudged alchemical recipe	0		
2233	sizzling bow tie	0		Hot Damage: +10, Clowniness: 75
2234	skewed hale calavera concertina	0		Maximum HP: +20, Song Duration: 7
2235	blue Samson's ratarang of the cheetah	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Initiative: +60
2236	corrupted enhanced turtle pheromones	0		Effect: "Burning Tongue", Effect Duration: 44
2237	pygmy blowgun	0		
2238	beefcake's pygmy nose-bone	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip
2239	red jittery smelly bad voodoo mask of bravery	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 40"
2240	bottle of alcohol	0		
2241	wobbly energetic pygmy spear	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2242	quantum cold-filtered pygmy pygment	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 13
2243	friendly supercool headhunter necktie	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip
2244	lightning-fast pointed stick of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
2245	knobby helmet turtle of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xFairy, cap 5"
2246	ghostly knobby kneepads of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40
2247	wobbly sewer turtle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
2248	bouncing lime green quilted sebaceous shield of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40
2249	Jack Frost's skeletortoise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 2xFairy, cap 7"
2251	ghostly nasty box turtle	0		Stench Damage: +5
2252	smooth box turtle	0		Moxie: +15
2253	reassuring manspreader's bottlecap turtle	0		Monster Level: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1
2254	studded cool bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban of chilblains	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xLep, cap 17"
2255	bouncing chaotic furry turtle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 11"
2256	green furry earmuffs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2257	greedy dog trainer's reinforced furry underpants	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +20
2258	pulsating "I Love Me, Vol. I"	0		
2259	tumbling photograph of God	0		
2260	shaking hard rock candy	0		
2261	pulsating hard-boiled ostrich egg	0		
2262	bird rib	0		
2263	blinking lion oil	0		
2264	half-sized adequate stunt nuts	2	good	
2265	yummy wet stew	3	awesome	
2266	wet stunt nut stew	0		
2267	Mega Gem	0		
2268	toasty Staff of Fats	0		Hot Damage: +5
2269	adequate sausage wonton	3	good	
2270	jittery padded arcane researcher's belt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2271	perfectly mixed fancy blue shaking bottle of Merlot	3	EPIC	Effect: "Gummi-Grin", Effect Duration: 45
2272	drinkable bottle of Port	3	good	
2273	aged bottle of Pinot Noir	4	awesome	
2274	tolerable bottle of Zinfandel	4	good	
2275	fancy aged practically non-alcoholic bottle of Marsala	1	awesome	Effect: "Highland Sheen", Effect Duration: 10
2276	enchanted perfectly mixed bottle of Muscat	3	EPIC	Effect: "Your Favorite Flavor", Effect Duration: 15
2277	maroon shaking Fernswarthy's key	0		
2278	Fernswarthy's letter	0		
2279	spinning book	0		
2280	huge Manual of Labor	0		
2281	Manual of Transmission	0		
2282	ghostly Manual of Dexterity	0		
2283	seal-skull helmet of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
2284	twirling petrified noodles	0		
2285	chisel	0		
2286	blurry Eye of Ed	0		
2287	smelly glowstick of the detective	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2007-01", Raveosity: +1
2288	encoder ring	0		Single Equip
2289	paperclip	0		
2290	ghostly really house	0		
2291	shaking Non-Essential Amulet	0		
2292	wine vinaigrette	0		
2293	cup of strong herbal tea	0		
2294	spinning Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe	0		
2295	marinated stakes	0		
2296	knob butter	0		
2297	vial of ectoplasm	0		
2298	narrow boock of darck magicks	0		
2299	EZ-Play Harmonica Book	0		
2300	fingerless hobo gloves	0		
2301	Chomsky's comic books	0		
2302	worm-riding hooks	0		
2303	spinning Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Candy Heart"
2304	warmed candy heart	0		Effect: "Egg-stra Arm", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2007-02"
2305	oxidized super-quantum pink candy heart	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-02"
2306	vacuum-sealed lime green skewed candy heart	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-02"
2307	quantum electrified candy heart	0		Effect: "Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2007-02"
2308	denatured candy heart	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2007-02"
2309	quadruple-energized mirror candy heart	0		Effect: "Can't Smell Nothin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2007-02"
2310	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2311	pink candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2312	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2313	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2314	yellow candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2315	candygram	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
2316	broken carburetor	0		
2317	ghostly bronze token	0		
2318	bomb	0		
2319	shaking blue carved wheel	0		
2320	worm-riding manual page	0		
2321	worm-riding manual page 2	0		
2322	ghostly worm-riding manual pages 3-15	0		
2323	headpiece of the Staff of Ed	0		
2324	Staff of Ed, almost	0		
2325	twirling Staff of Ed	0		
2326	stone rose	0		
2327	improved flattened can of paint	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 36
2328	drum machine	0		
2329	skewed handful of confetti	0		
2330	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	0		
2331	bouquet of circular saw blades	0		
2332	miniature flavorless Better Than Cuddling Cake	2	decent	
2333	jittery ninja snowman	0		
2334	ghostly blurry Holy MacGuffin	0		
2335	rubber WWBBDD? bracelet	0		
2336	double-paned occult pipe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Cold Resistance: +5
2337	baleful reinforced beaded headband	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "0.5xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2338	delicious pudding	4	awesome	Wiki Name: "black pudding (food)"
2339	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong Blackfly Chardonnay	10	EPIC	
2340	acceptable watered-down & tan	2	good	
2341	pepper	0		
2342	bland teal forest cake	3	decent	
2343	yummy forest ham	3	awesome	
2344	extra-tarnished fuchsia filthworm hatchling scent gland	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 29
2345	unsweetened wobbly filthworm drone scent gland	0		Effect: "The Moxious Madrigal", Effect Duration: 42
2346	extra-frozen filthworm royal guard scent gland	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 59
2347	jittery heart of the filthworm queen	0		
2348	water pipe bomb	0		
2349	gas balloon	0		
2350	beer bomb	0		
2351	ghostly superamplified boom box	0		
2352	banded fire poi of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25
2353	blue bejeweled pledge pin of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
2354	communications windchimes	0		
2355	dry aerosolized henna face paint	0		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 57
2356	modified denatured liquefied tube of dread wax	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 33
2357	Gaia beads of the wise owl of courage	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
2358	pink clay bead	0		
2359	teal bouncing clay bead	0		
2360	clay bead	0		
2361	olive auspicious supercool hippy medical kit	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip
2362	padded Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Absorption: +20
2363	perfumed thinker's longhaired hippy wig	0		Mysticality: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol"
2364	clever Zim Merman's guitar	0		Maximum MP: +20
2365	cyan gravedigger's C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	0		Spooky Damage: +10
2366	brainy peel hat	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
2367	carbonated soy milk	0		
2368	MacGyver's flowing hippy skirt of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xFairy, cap 45"
2369	filthy poultice	0		
2370	natural fennel soda	0		
2371	tumbling smoke bomb	0		
2372	bunch of bananas	0		
2373	spoiled huge special banana	10	crappy	Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 10
2374	banana peel	0		
2375	spoiled special banana cream pie	4	crappy	Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 15
2376	tolerable banana daiquiri	3	good	
2377	drinkable weak bungle in the jungle	2	good	
2378	red banana spritzer	0		
2379	magnetized upside-down banana smoothie	0		Effect: "Winning Smile", Effect Duration: 64
2380	dandy lion cub	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2007-03"
2381	wobbly woolen cravat	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-03"
2382	class ring	0		
2383	class ring	0		
2384	class ring	0		
2385	bottle opener belt buckle	0		Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1
2386	studded keg shield of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
2387	finger of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
2388	fuchsia twirling double-paned Oprah's war tongs	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +5
2389	spinning Monstar energy beverage	0		
2390	Da Vinci's asbestos apron	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
2391	jittery extremely unsafe beaten-up Chucks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2392	slick natty ascot	0		Moxie: +10
2393	cyan gravedigger's fortified wreath of laurels	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xLep, 0.5xFairy"
2394	aromatic wool Danglin' Chad's loincloth	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 0.5xVolley"
2395	tube sock of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
2396	chloroform rag	0		
2397	depantsing bomb	0		
2398	Jeselnik's energy drink IV	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
2399	slick Elmley shades of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +10, Single Equip
2400	molotov cocktail cocktail	0		
2401	executive deadly beer bong	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
2402	shaking gauze garter	0		
2403	blurry barrel of gunpowder	0		
2404	huge jam band flyers	0		
2405	rock band flyers	0		
2406	pulsating Panda outfit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +5
2407	pink bat eye	0		
2408	worthless piece of glass	0		
2409	twirling billy idol	0		
2410	skewed maroon rag	0		
2411	broken petri dish	0		
2412	sammich crust	0		
2413	triffid bark	0		
2414	spinning lint	0		
2415	upside-down discarded pacifier	0		
2416	forbidden bounty-hunting helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, cap 25"
2417	crafty bounty-hunting rifle	0		Maximum MP: +10
2418	fuchsia bounty-hunting pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 2xFairy, cap 25"
2419	ionized ghostly bottle of rhinoceros hormones	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
2420	activated dry teeny-tiny magic scroll	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 23
2421	warmed polymerized bottle of pirate juice	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 62
2422	super-liquefied spinning blurry irradiated pet snacks	0		Effect: "Whole Latte Love", Effect Duration: 28
2423	galvanized irradiated Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	0		Effect: "Hood Ridin'", Effect Duration: 48
2424	tarnished cyclops eyedrops	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 35
2425	extra-nitrogenated quadruple-colloidal olive can of spinach	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 57
2426	aerosolized fire flower	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 48
2427	warmed freezerburned ice cube	0		Effect: "Minerva's Zen", Effect Duration: 40
2428	quantum adjusted shaking fake blood	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 34
2429	polarized quantum shaking Eau de Guaneau	0		Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 42
2430	non-warmed extra-enhanced bag of lard	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 14
2431	irradiated non-pickled tumbling bottle of Mystic Shell	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 50
2432	double-activated non-galvanized shaking olive SPF 451 lip balm	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 33
2433	boiled polarized skewed bottle of antifreeze	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 35
2434	altered diffused oxidized eyedrops	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 39
2435	non-cold-filtered Dogsgotnonoz pills	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 15
2436	nitrogenated lime green ghostly donkey flipbook	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 41
2437	New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2438	scented massage oil	0		
2439	teal upside-down poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	0		
2440	unnatural gas	0		
2441	Knob Goblin Encryption Key	0		
2442	Cobb's Knob map	0		
2443	dangerous Samson's pink glowstick	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-03", Raveosity: +1
2444	high-proof delicious wobbly Supernova Champagne	9	awesome	
2445	Deactivated O. A. F.	0		Last Available: "2007-04"
2446	twirling tumbling hardware upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-04"
2447	bad penguin egg	0		Free Pull
2448	tumbling tasteful bow tie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2449	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	0		
2450	blinking empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	0		
2451	mirror goatskin umbrella of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
2452	squat mansplainer's curative wool hat	0		Monster Level: +15, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 43"
2453	Goodfella contract	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2454	huge belt of the empath of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2455	beefcake's bar whip	0		Muscle: +25
2456	zippy barskin buckler	0		Initiative: +20
2457	Jim Carey's whip	0		Monster Level: +25
2458	blinking Rosewater's barskin loincloth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 4xVolley, cap 6"
2459	wobbly fireproof tighty whiteys	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 3xVolley, cap 10"
2460	blue yak toupee of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25"
2462	odor extractor	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
2463	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	0		Skill: "Transcendent Olfaction"
2464	super-sized decent bowl of Bounty-Os	5	good	
2465	perfectly mixed Oreille Divisée brandy	3	EPIC	
2466	pompadour'd puppy	0		
2467	suede shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2468	upside-down callused fingerbone	0		
2469	cyan bundle of receipts	0		
2470	cork	0		
2471	stardust	0		
2472	wilted lettuce	0		
2473	narrow empty greasepaint tube	0		
2474	jittery clown skin	0		
2475	mansplainer's Da Vinci's clown wig	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Monster Level: +15, Clowniness: 50, Familiar Effect: "chromatic atk, 1xPotato, cap 12"
2476	narrow electrified clownskin belt	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Clowniness: 50
2477	clownskin buckler of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Clowniness: 50
2478	teal clown whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Clowniness: 50
2479	demon skin	0		
2480	lightning-fast demon-horned hat	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xLep, cap 17"
2481	nippy demon buckler	0		Cold Damage: +10
2482	pulsating Sherlock's greasy brainy demon whip	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25
2483	jittery barskin cloak of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
2484	yellow narrow reassuring snakeskin duster of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1
2485	Jack Frost's Tesla clownskin harness	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Clowniness: 50
2486	mirror maroon quilted demonskin jacket of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +40
2487	blinking baleful hipposkin poncho	0		Spell Damage: +25
2488	hardy yak anorak	0		Maximum HP: +50
2489	auspicious tuxedo shirt	0		Item Drop: +10
2490	upside-down Jeselnik's gnauga hide vest of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Sleaze Damage: +25
2491	shirt kit	0		
2492	fuchsia tropical orchid	0		
2493	stick of dynamite	0		
2494	energetic fortified Necrotelicomnicon	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP Percent: +20
2495	experienced smooth Cookbook of the Damned	0		Moxie: +15, Experience: +2
2496	Jeselnik's razor-sharp Sinful Desires	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25
2497	molybdenum magnet	0		
2498	narrow molybdenum hammer	0		
2499	molybdenum screwdriver	0		
2500	molybdenum pliers	0		
2501	skewed shaking molybdenum crescent wrench	0		
2502	wobbly Really Expensive Jewelry and You	0		Skill: "Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting"
2503	extra-fancy ring setting	0		
2504	precious piercing post	0		
2505	necklace chain	0		
2506	beach glass bead	0		
2507	clay peace-sign bead	0		
2508	dog trainer's beach glass necklace	0		Experience (familiar): +1
2509	mirror hardy peace-sign necklace	0		Maximum HP: +50
2510	shaking veiny brawny round sunglasses	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
2511	purple Frat Army FGF	0		
2512	Hippy Army MPE	0		
2513	Jim Carey's spark plug earring of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Monster Level: +25
2514	upside-down bouncing greasy Fonzie's woven baling wire bracelets	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
2515	studded gearbox necklace of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2516	nippy Lo Pan's wrench bracelet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +10
2517	Sherlock's chain necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25
2518	gray squat stiffened sawblade shield	0		Damage Reduction: 1
2519	tolerable irresponsibly strong McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6	good	
2520	hand-crafted melted Jell-o shot	3	EPIC	
2521	acceptable cruelty-free wine	3	good	
2522	tolerable thistle wine	3	good	
2523	megatofu	0		
2524	shaking displaced fish	0		
2525	bland special fish	4	decent	Effect: "Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude", Effect Duration: 25
2526	decent tiny fish casserole	1	good	
2527	tiny bland purple wobbly fish lasagna	1	decent	
2528	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	0		
2529	gigantic flavorless gray gnatloaf	8	decent	
2530	immense decent gnatloaf casserole	6	good	
2531	delicious gigantic teal gnat lasagna	10	awesome	
2532	jittery pork	0		
2533	small rotten pork chop sandwiches	2	crappy	
2534	bland miniature bouncing pork casserole	2	decent	
2535	super-sized rotten pork lasagna	5	crappy	
2536	canopic jar	0		
2537	spice	0		
2538	organs	0		
2539	Van der Graaf Ankh of Badahnkadh	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
2540	tomb ratchet	0		
2541	Mayflower bouquet	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2007-05", Item Drop (sporadic): +2.5, Meat Drop (sporadic): +5
2542	oxidized gray lesser grodulated violet	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2007-05"
2543	quadruple-frozen quantum blurry tin magnolia	0		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2007-05"
2544	colloidal modified anodized twirling blue begpwnia	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Hot Linguine", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-05"
2545	dry blue upsy daisy	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2007-05"
2546	frozen half-orchid	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2007-05"
2547	blinking greedy tin star of the cheetah	0		Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2007-05"
2548	mirror groovy sage outrageous sombrero	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2007-05"
2549	"Humorous" T-shirt of the dark arts of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-05"
2550	Peppercorns of Power	0		
2551	vial of mojo	0		
2552	reeds	0		
2553	jittery jittery turtle chain	0		
2554	ghostly distilled seal blood	0		
2555	upside-down high-octane olive oil	0		
2556	cool Shagadelic Disco Banjo of James Dean of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit"
2557	upside-down avaricious censurious Squeezebox of the Ages	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
2558	wobbly narrow smelly dog trainer's Chelonian Morningstar	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
2559	fireproof Hammer of Smiting of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Seal Clubber"
2560	pulsating teal upside-down zippy 17-alarm Saucepan of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
2561	skewed perfumed chaotic Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
2562	squat half-rotten brain	0		
2563	ghostly bonesaw	0		
2564	shaking ghostly blinking plus-sized phylactery	0		
2565	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	0		
2566	Azazel's unicorn	0		
2567	green pulsating Azazel's lollipop	0		
2568	Azazel's tutu	0		
2569	electrified upside-down ant agonist	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 21
2570	tumbling pulsating ant hoe	0		Familiar Effect: "sleaze damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2571	wobbly ant rake	0		Familiar Effect: "hot damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2572	ant pitchfork	0		Familiar Effect: "stench damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2573	ant sickle	0		Familiar Effect: "spooky damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2574	maroon ant pick	0		Familiar Effect: "cold damage, meat", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.4
2575	green bronzed locust	0		
2576	honey-dipped locust	0		
2577	smelly cactus quill of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
2578	foul-smelling Temple Grandin's Van der Graaf Staff of the Short Order Cook	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
2579	tasty tiny cactus fruit	1	awesome	
2580	hardy Sinatra's scorpion whip	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +50
2581	handful of sand	0		
2582	brick of sand	0		
2583	rotten yellow centipede eggs	3	crappy	
2584	fortified wonderwall shield	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2585	wicked Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	0		Spell Damage: +5
2586	extremely unsafe General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
2587	wobbly wobbly Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20
2588	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
2589	immense tasty hot date	7	awesome	
2590	acceptable distilled fortified wine	3	good	
2591	moldy small tasty tart	2	crappy	
2592	blinking yellow Knob Goblin lunchbox	0		
2593	moldy tiny pulsating Knob pasty	1	crappy	
2594	weak artisanal skewed green thermos full of Knob coffee	2	EPIC	
2595	pressed oxidized shaking Ben-Gal™ Balm	0		Effect: "Covetous Robbery", Effect Duration: 13
2596	leathery cat skin	0		
2597	leathery bat skin	0		
2598	leathery rat skin	0		
2599	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	0		
2600	ghostly shaking tumbling carbonated water lily	0		
2601	blurry lion tamer's sinister Staff of the Midnight Snack of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Experience (familiar): +2
2602	blinking wool Staff of Blood and Pudding of wisdom of Flo-Jo	0		Mysticality: +15, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +100
2603	smoldering box	0		
2604	arcane researcher's Tuesday's ruby	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Variable
2605	palm frond	0		
2606	palm-frond fan	0		
2607	hardy palm-frond whip	0		Maximum HP: +50
2608	palm-frond net	0		
2609	Tesla palm-frond capris of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xGhuol, cap 35"
2610	studded extra-large palm-frond toupee	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2611	scandalous palm-frond cloak	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
2612	vinyl coin purse	0		
2613	rocky raccoon	0		
2614	mojo filter	0		
2615	stale small savoy truffle	2	decent	
2616	Magi-Wipes	0		
2617	tumbling boom	0		
2618	wobbly fuchsia sharpshooter's Iiti Kitty phone charm	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip
2619	skewed jar of swamp gas	0		Last Available: "2007-05"
2620	normal unidentified jerky	4	good	
2621	ghostly supercharged grievous nasty rat mask	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2622	lime green medical-grade ratskin belt of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2623	stylish rattail whip of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2624	pulsating dog trainer's wholesome bat hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xVolley, cap 45"
2625	scandalous bat whip of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7
2626	knitted bat-ass jacket of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Adventures: +7
2627	sizzling catskin cap of terror	0		Hot Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 45"
2628	twirling flame-retardant catskin buckler of the glutton	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100
2629	gravedigger's tail o' nine cats of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
2630	Hugo's Weaving Manual	0		
2631	super-magnetized alkaline gremlin juice	0		Effect: "Springy Fusilli", Effect Duration: 54
2632	electrified nitrogenated mother's helper	0		Effect: "familiar.enq", Effect Duration: 28
2633	vibrating weightlifter's pat-a-cake pendant	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10
2634	mummy wrapping	0		
2635	really thick bandage	0		
2636	rosy-cheeked mummy mask	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 42"
2637	deadly gauze shorts of the storm	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 42"
2638	skewed ghostly gauze hammock	0		Bonus Resting HP: +60
2639	cherry soda	0		
2640	upside-down savvy strapping greaves	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
2641	studded Sinatra's cowboy hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 41"
2642	healthy Maxwell's Silver Hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5
2643	mirror supercharged happiness	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2644	feather	0		
2645	feather	0		
2646	wobbly frightful feather	0		
2647	fetid feather	0		
2648	bouncing flirtatious feather	0		
2649	skewed savvy Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Single Equip
2650	bottled pixie	0		Free Pull
2651	olive ghostly pixie spog	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-06"
2652	huge flavorless S.T.L.T.	6	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2653	enchanted bland honey-dew	3	decent	Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2007-06"
2654	perfectly mixed Xanadian	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2007-06"
2655	flattened liquefied tumbling jittery bottle of absinthe	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2007-06"
2656	cyan blurry educational Drowsy Sword of temperance	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2657	adequate jittery upside-down escargotsicle	3	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2658	acceptable irresponsibly strong skewed bottle of realpagne	6	good	Last Available: "2007-06"
2659	nippy albatross necklace	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-06"
2660	denatured shaking not-a-pipe	1	decent	Last Available: "2007-06"
2661	delicious flask of Amontillado	3	awesome	Last Available: "2007-06"
2662	educational ball mask	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2663	horrifying Can-Can skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2007-06"
2664	anodized anodized sensitive poetry journal	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2007-06"
2665	flattened super-warmed bottled inspiration	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2007-06"
2666	double-pickled cold-filtered bellhop bell	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2007-06"
2667	adjusted spiky collar	0		Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2007-06"
2668	dried can-can-in-a-can	1		Last Available: "2007-06"
2669	mixed blurry jittery patent antipsychotics	1		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2670	compressed ghostly upside-down huge Mariner's Friend cough drops	1		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2007-06"
2671	weak bad shot of nepenthe schnapps	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
2672	library card	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2673	Bohemian rhapsody	0		Last Available: "2007-06"
2674	magnetized bottle of cat tonic	0		Effect: "Human-Undead Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2007-06"
2675	modified green handful of moss	1		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 35
2676	dried bouncing tumbling bit-o-cactus	1		
2677	vaporized maroon protein powder	1		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 30
2678	spectre scepter	0		
2679	vacuum-sealed mirror sparkler	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 63
2680	altered quantum snake	0		Effect: "In the Limelight", Effect Duration: 53, Wiki Name: "snake"
2681	adjusted M-242	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 65
2682	detuned radio	0		
2683	Warehouse 23 crate	0		
2684	flame-wreathed sizzling armgun	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
2685	seashell necklace	0		
2686	commemorative war stein	0		
2687	stone frisbee	0		
2688	padded dreadlock whip of vim and vigor of chilblains	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Damage: +25
2689	Lo Pan's beer-a-pult	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +5
2690	rock-hard cast-iron legacy paddle of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Damage Reduction: 5
2691	tasty handful of nuts and berries	3	awesome	
2692	medical-grade driftwood sculpture of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2693	savvy massive sitar of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20
2694	studded Fonzie's stone baseball cap of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Damage Absorption: +80, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 48"
2695	artisanal cup of beer	3	EPIC	
2696	blinking ovoid thing	0		
2697	duct tape	0		
2698	duct tape wallet	0		
2699	resourceful duct tape shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +50, Initiative: +100
2700	auspicious vibrating duct tape fedora	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 48"
2701	foul-smelling duct tape sword of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +10
2702	flame-retardant steel-toed duct tape dockers	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 48"
2703	beefcake's duct tape buckler	0		Muscle: +25
2704	ghostly shrinking powder	0		
2705	avaricious smartaleck's blackberry slippers of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2706	deadly blackberry moccasins of Gandalf of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
2707	Usain Bolt's Jack Frost's blackberry combat boots	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80, Single Equip
2708	liquefied funky dried mushroom	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 35
2709	exotic parrot egg	0		
2710	cracker	0		Familiar Weight: +15
2711	boiled facepaint	0		Effect: "Hare-o-dynamic", Effect Duration: 69
2712	quantum sheepskin diploma	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 25
2713	enhanced quadruple-diffused tumbling spinning Black Body™ spray	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 41
2714	teal narrow floorboard cruft	0		
2715	sausage bomb	0		
2716	spinning perfumed rock-hard stiffened battered hubcap	0		Damage Reduction: 6, Stench Resistance: +5
2717	teal chilly medical-grade hood ornament of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2718	spare kidney	0		
2719	sharpshooter's Da Vinci's brawny hand-carved bokken	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10
2720	wool Jack Frost's sharpshooter's hand-carved bow	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +1
2721	up-at-dawn Annie Oakley's hand-carved staff of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +5
2722	squat smelly ruddy smartaleck's Staff of the Greasefire of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2723	pulsating wool dance instructor's Staff of the Grand Flambé of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1
2724	normal massive blurry bowl of rye sprouts	9	good	
2725	yummy upside-down cob of corn	3	awesome	
2726	yummy juniper berries	4	awesome	
2727	spoiled plum	4	crappy	
2728	toothsome pear	4	awesome	
2729	snack-sized normal peach	2	good	
2730	mediocre irresponsibly strong plum wine	8	decent	
2731	acceptable enchanted weak shot of pear schnapps	2	good	Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 40
2732	artisanal enchanted practically non-alcoholic shot of peach schnapps	1	EPIC	Effect: "Bubblin' Rage", Effect Duration: 40
2733	thick delicious bunch of square grapes	5	awesome	
2734	half-sized spoiled brown sugar cane	2	crappy	
2735	snack-sized rotten sandwich of the gods	2	crappy	
2736	fancy hand-crafted Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3	super ultra EPIC	Effect: "Dance of the Sugar Fairy", Effect Duration: 15
2737	boiled skewed wobbly yellow leopard-print barbell	1	good	
2738	pile of smoking rags	0		
2739	warmed extra-colloidal denatured skewed panty raider camouflage	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 36
2740	pulsating healthy stylish Staff of the Walk-In Freezer of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +100
2741	hand-crafted boilermaker	3	EPIC	
2742	spoiled steel lasagna	3	quest	
2743	watered-down artisanal spinning steel margarita	2	quest	
2744	boiled steel-scented air freshener	1		Effect: "Weather, Man", Effect Duration: 40
2745	dry gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "Poker Faced", Effect Duration: 64
2746	altered non-deionized extra-potent gremlin mutagen	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 56
2747	twirling chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2748	furniture dolly of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Single Equip
2749	frosty sage Staff of the Grease Trap of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
2750	weightlifter's Uranium Omega of Temperance of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
2751	dog trainer's fortified Lead Zeta of Chastity	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip
2752	purple crafty Aluminum Epsilon of Humility of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2753	yellow studded groovy Zinc Delta of Tranquility	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
2754	blurry ruddy Nickel Gamma of Frugality of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: 90, Single Equip
2755	lion tamer's coward's Iron Beta of Industry	0		Monster Level: -20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
2756	skewed spinning wool Jim Carey's Copper Alpha of Sincerity	0		Monster Level: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2757	mirror flame-retardant Red Balloon of Valor of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2758	huge Jim Carey's resourceful Purple Horseshoe of Honor	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip
2759	hardened Blue Diamond of Honesty of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip
2760	upside-down foul-smelling nippy Green Clover of Justice	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
2761	shaking fuchsia Yellow Moon of Compassion of the brazier of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Single Equip
2762	chaotic experienced Orange Star of Sacrifice	0		Experience: +2, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip
2763	asbestos-lined smelly Pink Heart of Spirit	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2764	gray up-at-dawn reassuring gravedigger's Order of the Silver Wossname	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
2765	red Harold's bell	0		
2766	squat bowling ball	0		
2767	bland Crimbo pie	3	decent	
2768	moldy pear tart	3	crappy	
2769	massive moldy peach pie	10	crappy	
2770	altered energized ghostly chunk of rock salt	0		Effect: "Very Clean Teeth", Effect Duration: 30
2771	flattened boiled chilled teal handful of pine needles	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 30
2772	steamy ruby	0		
2773	green glacial sapphire	0		
2774	unearthly onyx	0		
2775	jittery effluvious emerald	0		
2776	tawdry amethyst	0		
2777	Jack Frost's sharpshooter's filigreed hamethyst earring	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
2778	shaking skewed grievous experienced savvy filigreed hamethyst necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2779	greedy nippy filigreed hamethyst ring of courage	0		Cold Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
2780	wholesome padded baconstone earring of the businessman	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
2781	fireproof baconstone necklace of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip
2782	Tesla extremely unsafe strapping baconstone ring	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2783	reassuring Rosewater's pulled porquoise earring	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +1
2784	tumbling aromatic pulled porquoise pendant of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
2785	skewed crafty Da Vinci's Herculean pulled porquoise ring	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
2786	fuchsia dance instructor's Earring of Fire of mayonnaise	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2787	miser's asbestos-lined Pendant of Fire	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
2788	spinning energetic Ring of Fire	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip
2789	grievous beefcake's Ice-Cold Beerring	0		Muscle: +25, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip
2790	blinking Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace of the wise owl of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +20, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
2791	zippy padded Ice-Cold Beer Ring	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2792	nippy Tesla Unspeakable Earring	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
2793	skewed clever Choker of the Ultragoth of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
2794	blinking Annie Oakley's thinker's The Ring	0		Mysticality: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip
2795	Newton's Nose Ring of Putrescence of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Single Equip
2796	jittery squat greasy sinister Putrid Pendant	0		Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
2797	zippy Ring of the Sewer Snake of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Initiative: +20, Single Equip
2798	gray curative rosy-cheeked Mudflap-Girl Earring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
2799	perfumed smooth Mudflap-Girl Necklace	0		Moxie: +15, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip
2800	chaotic Mudflap-Girl Ring of incineration	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
2801	vial of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2802	ghostly flask of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2803	squat jug of Gnomochloric acid	0		
2804	nitrogenated vial of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Alchemical, Brother", Effect Duration: 29
2805	Vulcanized upside-down vial of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 30
2806	corrupted triple-flattened yellow vial of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 42
2807	denatured energized flask of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 49
2808	irradiated electrified blurry purple flask of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 39
2809	warmed flask of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 64
2810	oxidized jug of hamethyst juice	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 43
2811	boiled green jug of baconstone juice	0		Effect: "Memento Moiré", Effect Duration: 26
2812	diffused dry twirling jug of porquoise juice	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 49
2813	skewed rosy-cheeked padded Beret	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Four Songs, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2814	skewed pulsating prompt dog trainer's stylish Bludgeon	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Adventures: +3, Brimstone
2815	yellow Newton's educational Bunker of courage	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Brimstone
2816	bouncing electrified Socratic sage Boxers	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Brimstone, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep"
2817	executive wool padded Brooch	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Brimstone
2818	inspector's chaotic personal trainer's Bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Brimstone
2819	yellow huge sage strapping Grimacite gasmask	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2820	Jack Frost's Grimacite gat of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-11"
2821	rosewater-soaked Tesla Grimacite gaiters	0		Stench Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 2xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2008-11"
2822	wool Grimacite gauntlets of the early riser	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2823	lard-coated chilly Grimacite go-go boots	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2824	rosewater-soaked shellacked Grimacite girdle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-11"
2825	beefcake's Grimacite gown	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
2826	avaricious energetic Samson's Staff of the Kitchen Floor	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30
2827	huge skewed anniversary gift box	0		
2828	loaded dice	0		
2829	really dense meat stack	0		
2830	digital key lime	0		
2831	maroon star key lime	0		
2832	rotten half-sized wobbly digital key lime pie	2	crappy	
2833	decent star key lime pie	3	good	
2834	shaking lion tamer's slick bottle-rocket crossbow of dire peril	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket", Last Available: "2007-07"
2835	indie comic hipster glasses of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2"
2836	twirling wizard action figure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2837	mint-condition magic wand	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2838	toasty supercharged glowstick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-08", Raveosity: +1
2839	medical-grade Periodical Paintbrush	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only
2840	artisanal bottle of cooking sherry	3	EPIC	
2841	yummy blurry yellow packet of ketchup	3	awesome	
2842	tolerable accidental cider	3	good	
2843	spoiled dire fudgesicle	3	crappy	
2844	spinning Sherlock's auspicious nippy curative navel ring of navel gazing	0		Cold Damage: +10, Item Drop: 35, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2007-09", Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
2845	pulsating blue class five ecto-larva	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
2846	mirror cyan plastic bib	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
2847	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15
2848	huge Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	0		
2849	blinking shrunken navigator head	0		
2850	lousy moonberry wine cooler	4	decent	
2851	huge stale fine aged cheddarwurst	6	decent	
2852	branch from the Great Tree	0		
2853	squat Phil Bunion's axe	0		
2854	spinning lime green bouquet of swamp roses	0		
2855	huge reassuring huge mosquito proboscis of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1
2856	aerosolized flattened shaking lime green swamp lolly	0		Effect: "Tingly Biceps", Effect Duration: 43
2857	diffused wobbly seegar butt	0		Effect: "Chalked-Up Teeth", Effect Duration: 37
2858	narrow squat bottled swamp gas	0		
2859	gray crafty witch wart of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +10
2860	normal red swamp muck	3	good	
2861	foul-smelling beefcake's leechknife of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Stench Damage: +10
2862	decomposed boot	0		
2863	anodized concentrated ghostly dribbly candle	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 34
2864	mirror stolen meatpouch	0		
2865	hardy beaver spear of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum HP: +50
2866	Fonzie's shamanic beads of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Moxie): +1
2867	Jack Frost's dilapidated wizard hat of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "cap 31"
2868	moist alkaline altered wobbly pirate pamphlet	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 38
2869	boiled squat pirate brochure	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 14
2870	energized Vulcanized skewed pirate tract	0		Effect: "Donho's Bubbly Ballad", Effect Duration: 59
2871	cyan burnt flower	0		
2872	Socratic plastic Naughty Sorceress of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20
2873	upside-down medical-grade wicked plastic Ed the Undying	0		Spell Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
2874	family-friendly plastic Lord Spookyraven of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
2875	clever plastic Dr. Awkward	0		Maximum MP: +20
2876	plastic protector spectre of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2877	skewed lion tamer's plastic Baron von Ratsworth	0		Experience (familiar): +2
2878	crafty plastic Boss Bat	0		Maximum MP: +10
2879	plastic Knob Goblin King of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2880	plastic Bonerdagon of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2881	tumbling resourceful plastic The Man	0		Maximum MP: +50
2882	stylish plastic The Big Wisniewski	0		Moxie: +25
2883	beefcake's plastic Felonia	0		Muscle: +25
2884	spinning plastic Beelzebozo of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
2885	maroon supercharged plastic conservationist hippy	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
2886	squat Newton's plastic 7-foot dwarf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
2887	shaking plastic angry bugbear of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
2888	wholesome plastic anime smiley	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10
2889	upside-down wicked plastic apathetic lizardman	0		Spell Damage: +5
2890	rosewater-soaked plastic astronomer	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2891	Jack Frost's plastic beanbat	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
2892	miser's plastic blooper	0		Meat Drop: +10
2893	bouncing prompt plastic brainsweeper	0		Adventures: +3
2894	shaking plastic briefcase bat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
2895	spinning plastic demoninja of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
2896	tumbling plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2897	upside-down huge fortified plastic drunk goat	0		Damage Absorption: +60
2898	ruddy plastic fiendish can of asparagus	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
2899	yellow veiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	0		Maximum HP: +10
2900	Sherlock's plastic handsome mariachi	0		Item Drop: +25
2901	ghostly personal trainer's plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
2902	plastic Knob Goblin harem girl of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
2903	plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
2904	banded plastic Knott Yeti	0		Damage Absorption: +100
2905	frosty plastic lemon-in-the-box	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2906	educational plastic lobsterfrogman	0		Experience: +1
2907	skewed deadly plastic ninja snowman	0		Weapon Damage: +5
2908	twirling sharpshooter's plastic Orcish Frat Boy	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
2909	horrifying plastic G Imp	0		Spooky Damage: +25
2910	bouncing wool plastic goth	0		Cold Resistance: +1
2911	twirling family-friendly plastic cubist bull	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1
2912	tumbling plastic scary clown of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
2913	plastic smarmy pirate of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
2914	rock-hard plastic spiny skelelton	0		Damage Reduction: 5
2915	mirror Oprah's plastic Spam Witch	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50
2916	plastic vampire of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20
2917	energetic plastic taco cat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
2918	MacGyver's plastic undead elbow macaroni	0		Maximum MP: +100
2919	cyan huge plastic warwelf of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
2920	huge plastic whitesnake of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
2921	coward's plastic XXX pr0n	0		Monster Level: -20
2922	sizzling plastic zmobie	0		Hot Damage: +10
2923	rosy-cheeked plastic Protagonist	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
2924	tumbling knitted plastic Spunky Princess	0		Cold Resistance: +3
2925	frosty plastic topiary golem	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10
2926	tumbling smelly plastic senile lihc	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
2927	inspector's plastic Iiti Kitty	0		Item Drop: +15
2928	spinning plastic Gnomester Blomester of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
2929	plastic Trouser Snake of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
2930	crafty plastic Axe Wound	0		Maximum MP: +10
2931	greedy plastic Hellion	0		Meat Drop: +20
2932	narrow boxer's plastic Black Knight	0		Muscle Percent: +10
2933	asbestos-lined plastic pair of tweezers	0		Hot Resistance: +5
2934	upside-down plastic fruit golem of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20
2935	nasty plastic fluffy bunny	0		Stench Damage: +5
2936	castagnets	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2937	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2938	Jacob's ladder	0		Familiar Weight: +5
2939	unemployed hunchbacked minion	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-10"
2940	spoiled Surprise Egg	3	crappy	
2941	improved magnetized wet yellow mirror Steal This Candy	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 39
2942	frozen aerosolized cyan chocolate filthy lucre	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 57
2943	super-improved Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	0		Effect: "Little Mouse Skull Buddy", Effect Duration: 12
2945	flame-retardant scandalous party hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "4xLep, cap 7"
2946	manspreader's smartaleck's V for Vivala mask	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin", Last Available: "2007-11"
2947	jittery The Big Book of Pirate Insults	0		
2948	acceptable watered-down ghostly shot of rotgut	2	good	
2949	quadruple-deionized polarized tumbling jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 11
2950	Cap'm Caronch's Map	0		
2951	gray Orcish Frat House blueprints	0		
2952	rosy-cheeked glowstick of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2007-11", Raveosity: +1
2953	yellow charrrm bracelet	0		
2954	rosewater-soaked tip jar	0		Stench Resistance: +3
2955	yummy snack-sized mirror yam candy	2	awesome	
2956	blinking cocktail napkin	0		
2957	rum barrel charrrm	0		
2958	adequate enchanted tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3	good	Effect: "Chief Executive Optimism", Effect Duration: 15
2959	cool rum barrel charrrm bracelet	0		Moxie: +5
2960	stale huge single-serving herbal stuffing	6	decent	
2961	normal small packet of tofurkey gravy	2	good	
2962	adequate spinning tofurkey nugget	3	good	
2963	rigging shampoo	0		
2964	blue ball polish	0		
2965	mizzenmast mop	0		
2966	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	0		
2967	activated improved bouncing maroon Swabbie™ swab	0		Effect: "Sugar High", Effect Duration: 57
2968	double-modified blurry Oil of Parrrlay	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 45
2969	miniature normal creamsicle	2	good	
2970	lousy jittery green cream stout	4	decent	
2971	therapeutic curmudgel of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
2972	grumpy man charrrm	0		
2973	sizzling grumpy man charrrm bracelet	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
2974	skewed tarrrnish charrrm	0		
2975	upside-down tarrrnished charrrm bracelet of doom of the cheetah	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
2976	watered-down mediocre narrow teal bilge wine	2	decent	
2977	squat witty rapier of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
2978	blinking reassuring wool yohohoyo	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1
2979	irradiated non-boiled bouncing maroon fish-liver oil	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 66
2980	wobbly booty chest charrrm	0		
2981	personal trainer's booty chest charrrm bracelet	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip
2982	cannonball charrrm	0		
2983	cannonball charrrm bracelet	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 0.25
2984	copper ha'penny charrrm	0		
2985	narrow hardy copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +50
2986	tongue charrrm	0		
2987	avaricious frightening tongue charrrm bracelet	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
2988	bit of clingfilm	0		
2989	narrow clever clingfilm trousers	0		Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato, cap 37"
2990	Newton's clingfilm cap of extreme caution	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 37"
2991	yellow shaking padded clingfilm slippers	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip
2992	skewed clingfilm tangle	0		
2993	yummy vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3	awesome	
2994	diffused extra-Vulcanized irradiated purple true grit	0		Effect: "Healthy, Elfy, and Wise", Effect Duration: 19
2995	nasty occult experienced buoybottoms	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 37"
2996	tumbling Rosewater's grungy flannel shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30
2997	prompt fireproof grungy bandana	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 0.5xPotato, cap 37"
2998	nasty grassy cutlass	0		Stench Damage: +5
2999	wobbly Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty	0		
3000	Cap'm Caronch's dentures	0		
3001	miser's pegleg	0		Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
3002	narrow lamé pants of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25"
3003	flame-retardant enormous hoop earring	0		Hot Resistance: +1
3004	spinning toasty costume sword of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Hot Damage: +5
3005	olive rainbow pearl	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3006	rainbow pearl earring of vim and vigor of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3007	blinking rainbow pearl necklace of Calamity Jane of the brazier	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3008	spinning cool rainbow pearl ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3009	Annie Oakley's Idol of Ak'gyxoth of the glutton	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Food Drop: +100
3010	wobbly Jack Frost's chaotic Emblem of Ak'gyxoth	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
3011	sinister altar fragment	0		
3012	shimmering rainbow sand	0		
3013	spinning huge simple key	0		
3014	ornate key	0		
3015	gilded key	0		
3016	foot locker	0		
3017	pulsating ornate chest	0		
3018	purple gilded chest	0		
3019	mirror mirror all-purpose cleaner	0		
3020	green handful of sawdust	0		
3021	stone triangle	0		
3022	blurry medium stone triangle	0		
3023	lime green small stone triangle	0		
3024	blinking stone pyramid	0		
3025	drinkable corpse on the beach	3	good	
3026	tolerable irresponsibly strong jittery corpsetini	6	good	
3027	delicious practically non-alcoholic fuchsia corpsedriver	1	awesome	
3028	artisanal Corpse Island iced tea	4	EPIC	
3029	hand-crafted red-headed corpse	3	EPIC	
3030	distilled lousy kamicorpse-ee	5	decent	
3031	drinkable corpsel	4	good	
3032	weak drinkable corpsebite	2	good	
3033	beefcake's pirate fledges	0		Muscle: +25, Look like a Pirate
3034	piece of thirteen	0		
3035	tasty fancy pearl onion	4	awesome	Effect: "The Dinsey Way", Effect Duration: 20
3036	normal diet sea biscuit	1	good	
3037	drinkable irresponsibly strong bottle of rum	10	good	
3038	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted bottle of black-label rum	8	EPIC	
3039	cannonball	0		
3040	voodoo skull	0		
3041	joke scroll	0		
3042	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3043	metallic foil bow	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3044	metallic foil radar dish	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.", Last Available: "2011-12"
3045	bland fuchsia nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3046	rotten nanite-infested candy cane	3	crappy	Last Available: "2020-09"
3047	gigantic rotten nanite-infested fruitcake	9	crappy	Last Available: "2007-12"
3048	lousy triple-distilled nanite-infested eggnog	10	decent	Last Available: "2007-12"
3049	El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3050	horrifying eyepatch	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3051	Samson's cutlass	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
3052	skewed family-friendly breeches	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3053	lime green mood ring	0		Last Available: "2007-02"
3054	deionized liquefied quantum candy heart	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2007-02"
3055	galvanized cymbal syrup	0		Free Pull, Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2007-02"
3056	hale metallic foil cat ears	0		Maximum HP: +20, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2007-02"
3057	nanofiber cloth	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3058	purple iGoogly	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3059	theoretical string	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3060	synthetic stuffing	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3061	toy hoverpad	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3062	green LED block	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3063	skewed gyroscope	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3064	careful cyborg doll	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3065	buckyball	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3066	perfumed toy maglev monorail	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3067	green dollhive	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3068	toy deathbot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3069	maroon laser cannon	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3070	plexifoam chin strap	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3071	teal silicon-infused gluteal shield	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3072	jittery carbonite visor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3073	set of Unobtainium straps	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3074	mirror olive polymorphic fastening apparatus	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3075	General Assembly Module	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3076	yellow laser targeting chip	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3077	hi-density nylocite leg armor	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3078	kevlateflocite helmet	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3079	Bulky Buddy Box	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Wiki Name: "Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)"
3080	teddy borg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3081	blinking flame-wreathed marionette collective	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2007-12"
3082	monomolecular yo-yo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3083	twirling upside-down green gray blob	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3084	narrow smartaleck's borg sock monkey	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2007-12"
3085	smelly roboduck-on-a-string of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3086	mylar scout drone	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3087	teddy borg sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3088	purple therapeutic brainy biomechanical crimborg helmet	0		Mysticality: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3089	clever Herculean C.B.F.G.	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3090	shellacked sage biomechanical crimborg leg armor	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1.5xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2007-12"
3091	double-flattened nitrogenated vitachoconutriment capsule	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2007-12"
3092	shaking huge wicked handmade hobby horse	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3093	jittery ball-in-a-cup of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3094	lime green upside-down brainy set of jacks	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3095	decent jumbo blue laser-broiled pear	5	good	Last Available: "2007-12"
3096	educational slick polyalloy shield	0		Moxie: +10, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2007-12"
3097	fish scaler	0		Last Available: "2007-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.33
3098	huge killing feather	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3099	upside-down ring	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3100	squat bouncing robotronic egg	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3101	rogue swarmer	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3102	sawblade fragment	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3103	huge unstable laser battery	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3104	hardened vibrating cyborg knife of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2007-12"
3105	blurry arcane researcher's immense cyborg hand of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2007-12"
3106	Jeselnik's forbidden cyborg stompin' boot of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2007-12"
3107	tumbling ghostly deactivated RoboGoose	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3108	overclocked avian microprocessor	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2007-12"
3109	Miniborg stomper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3110	Miniborg strangler	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3111	Miniborg laser	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3112	Miniborg beeper	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3113	Miniborg hiveminder	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3114	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3115	twirling old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	0		Last Available: "2007-12"
3116	twirling Hodgman	0		
3117	Libram of Divine Favors	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12", Skill: "Summon Party Favor"
3118	divine noisemaker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3119	divine can of silly string	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3120	divine blowout	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3121	mirror bouncing divine champagne popper	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3122	bouncing divine cracker	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3123	divine champagne flute	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3124	triple-Vulcanized polymerized red blurry fruitfilm	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 58
3125	denatured gray piece of after eight	0		Effect: "Dirge of Dreadfulness", Effect Duration: 65
3126	hobo nickel	0		
3127	sandcastle	0		
3128	pulsating marshmallow	0		
3129	delicious ghostly roasted marshmallow	3	awesome	
3130	disc	0		Last Available: "2008-01"
3131	spoiled tin cup of mulligan stew	3	crappy	
3132	zippy razor-sharp flamin' bindle	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +20
3133	steel-toed smooth freezin' bindle	0		Moxie: +15, Damage Reduction: 9
3134	rosewater-soaked stinkin' bindle of the boozehound	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Booze Drop: +100
3135	rosy-cheeked bindle of terror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3136	chaotic medical-grade sleazy bindle	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3137	teal Van der Graaf 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
3138	Hodgman's whackin' stick of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
3139	squat wobbly curative razor-sharp Hodgman's imaginary hamster	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
3140	blinking soft shoes	0		Single Equip
3141	rosy-cheeked panhandle panhandling hat	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
3142	grievous cup of infinite pencils	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Aura: 1
3143	mirror purple Sinatra's Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat of the brazier	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +25
3144	blue a torn paper strip	0		
3145	blinking El Vibrato translator	0		
3146	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)"
3147	gray El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)"
3148	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)"
3149	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)"
3150	spinning El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)"
3151	twirling El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)"
3152	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)"
3153	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)"
3154	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)"
3155	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)"
3156	upside-down jittery El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	0		Wiki Name: "El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)"
3157	El Vibrato drone	0		
3158	jittery skewed sparking El Vibrato drone	0		
3159	flattened warmed warm El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 15
3160	colloidal tarnished humming El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 43
3161	energized concentrated blinking El Vibrato drone	0		Effect: "Disco State of Mind", Effect Duration: 14
3162	El Vibrato helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 1xFairy"
3163	teal El Vibrato energy spear	0		
3164	El Vibrato leg guards	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
3165	broken El Vibrato drone	0		
3166	repaired El Vibrato drone	0		
3167	shaking augmented El Vibrato drone	0		
3168	moist vacuum-sealed ghostly seal eyeball	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 20
3169	yummy half-sized turtle soup	2	awesome	Effect: "[598]A Little Bit Evil"
3170	evil noodles	0		
3171	nauseating reagent	0		
3172	squat evil paper umbrella of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25
3173	magnetized evil vihuela	0		Effect: "Lobos Fresh", Effect Duration: 62
3174	decent evil boring spaghetti	4	good	
3175	stale low-calorie blurry evil noodles	1	decent	
3176	rotten blinking evil noodles	3	crappy	
3177	fancy half-sized bland evil painful penne pasta	2	decent	Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 50
3178	adequate low-calorie 3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti	1	good	
3179	spoiled low-calorie evil ravioli della hippy	1	crappy	
3180	adequate small evil noodles	2	good	
3181	altered aerosolized olive evil potion of potency	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 42
3182	frozen energized evil libation of liveliness	0		Effect: "Feroci Tea", Effect Duration: 23
3183	frozen wobbly evil tomato juice of powerful power	0		Effect: "Human-Elf Hybrid", Effect Duration: 64
3184	double-deionized red squat evil eyedrops of the ermine	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 68
3185	super-tarnished evil ointment of the occult	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 68
3186	triple-irradiated ghostly evil serum of sarcasm	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 11
3187	oxidized mirror narrow evil philter of phorce	0		Effect: "Berry Defensive", Effect Duration: 28
3188	delicious irresponsibly strong an evil sump'm sump'm	9	awesome	
3189	smooth watered-down evil ducha de oro	2	awesome	
3190	hand-crafted triple-distilled evil horizontal tango	7	EPIC	
3191	mediocre weak evil roll in the hay	2	decent	
3192	naughty origami kit	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3193	naughty fortune teller	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3194	bouncing origami "gentlemen's" magazine	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3195	naughty paper shuriken	0		Last Available: "2008-02"
3196	origami pasties of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3197	pulsating rosewater-soaked brainy origami riding crop of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-02"
3198	maroon El Vibrato trapezoid	0		
3199	blinking lump of coal	0		
3200	spinning lump of diamond	0		
3201	mirror thick padded envelope	0		
3202	smelly veiny KoL Con IV Pole	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2007-09"
3203	narrow dwarvish magazine	0		
3204	bouncing dwarvish war helmet	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3205	dwarvish war mattock	0		
3206	dwarvish war kilt	0		Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 41"
3207	dwarvish punchcard	0		
3208	small laminated card	0		
3209	laminated card	0		
3210	lime green notbig laminated card	0		
3211	unlarge laminated card	0		
3212	blurry dwarvish document	0		
3213	bouncing dwarvish paper	0		
3214	dwarvish parchment	0		
3215	gray overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	0		
3216	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	0		Free Pull
3217	El Vibrato Megadrone	0		
3218	glowstick of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-02", Raveosity: +1
3219	sane hatrack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3220	mirror hobo code binder	0		Free Pull
3221	gator skin	0		
3222	dangerous gatorskin umbrella of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5
3223	wobbly bouncing sewer nuggets	0		
3224	sewer wad	0		
3225	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic green bottle of sewage schnapps	1	EPIC	
3226	extra-dry tolerable yellow bottle of Ooze-O	5	good	
3227	stale gigantic C.H.U.M. chum	7	decent	
3228	moldy huge unfortunate dumplings	9	crappy	
3229	decaying goldfish liver	0		
3230	colloidal oil of oiliness	0		Effect: "Itchy Trigger Finger", Effect Duration: 45
3231	pulsating Annie Oakley's tattered paper crown	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xSombrero, cap 15"
3232	snack-sized rotten tumbling vanilla-frosted king cake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-03"
3233	gray inflatable duck	0		
3234	water wings	0		Wiki Name: "water wings"
3235	noodle	0		
3236	Kissin' Cousins	0		Skill: "Awesome Balls of Fire"
3237	Tales from the Fireside	0		Skill: "Conjure Relaxing Campfire"
3238	Blizzards I Have Died In	0		Skill: "Snowclone"
3239	Maxing, Relaxing	0		Skill: "Maximum Chill"
3240	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	0		Skill: "Eggsplosion"
3241	Travels with Jerry	0		Skill: "Mudbath"
3242	mirror Let Me Be!	0		Skill: "Raise Backup Dancer"
3243	huge Asleep in the Cemetery	0		Skill: "Creepy Lullaby"
3244	Summer Nights	0		Skill: "Grease Lightning"
3245	olive Sensual Massage for Creeps	0		Skill: "Inappropriate Backrub"
3246	Jeselnik's Ol' Scratch's ol' britches of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3247	blurry stanky deadly Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk"
3248	Ol' Scratch's ash can of the ox of the brazier of the sewer	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror"
3249	foul-smelling pink plastic baby	0		Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-03"
3250	sausage	0		
3251	blurry blurry ribald Frosty's silk hat of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
3252	tumbling Frosty's carrot of James Dean of the early riser	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Adventures: +7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
3253	huge blurry jittery Jim Carey's slick cool Frosty's nailbat	0		Moxie: 15, Monster Level: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3254	Usain Bolt's Oscus's pelt of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Initiative: +80, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
3255	rosy-cheeked extremely unsafe Wand of Oscus of the brazier	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3256	frosty Oscus's dumpster waders of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: 35, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xBarrr"
3257	smelly shellacked Zombo's skullcap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk"
3258	purple sharpshooter's brainy Zombo's shield of the blizzard	0		Mysticality: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3259	jittery bouncing foul-smelling sinister Zombo's grievous greaves	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
3260	chilly lion tamer's weightlifter's Chester's moustache	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip
3261	Chester's bag of candy of the scaredy-cat of incineration	0		Monster Level: -15, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3262	sharpshooter's rosy-cheeked Chester's cutoffs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol"
3263	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	0		Last Available: "2008-04", Skill: "Summon Tasteful Items"
3264	candygram	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3265	tumbling bag of Crotchety Pine saplings	0		
3266	bag of Saccharine Maple saplings	0		
3267	pulsating bag of Laughing Willow saplings	0		
3268	magnetized chilled skewed handful of Crotchety Pine needles	0		Effect: "Berry Berry Cold", Effect Duration: 61
3269	polymerized wet pickled lump of Saccharine Maple sap	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 45
3270	ionized boiled handful of Laughing Willow bark	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 45
3271	crotchety pants of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Put Down Roots", Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, 2xGhuol, cap 18"
3272	blinking spinning maroon therapeutic Saccharine Maple pendant	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Sap"
3273	forbidden willowy bonnet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rouse Sapling", Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 18"
3274	flavored foot massage oil	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3275	ghostly dart	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3276	upside-down black-and-blue light	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3277	squat Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3278	gray ruddy studded belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2008-04"
3279	green personal massager	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3280	personalized coffee mug	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-04"
3281	shaking plasma ball	0		Last Available: "2008-04"
3282	spinning stick-on eyebrow piercing of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2008-04"
3283	tasty salad	3	awesome	
3284	tumbling lard-coated Rosewater's C.H.U.M. lantern	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3285	gray spinning careful C.H.U.M. knife	0		Monster Level: -10
3286	twirling miser's Frosty's snowball sack	0		Meat Drop: +10
3287	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3288	shaking shimmering tendrils	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3289	huge upside-down scintillating powder	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3290	cyan abandoned candy	0		
3291	secret tropical island volcano lair map	0		
3292	shaking adorable seal larva	0		
3293	untamable turtle	0		
3294	macaroni duck	0		
3295	friendly cheez blob	0		
3296	mirror unusual disco ball	0		
3297	stray chihuahua	0		
3298	pretty pink bow	0		
3299	squat smiley-face sticker	0		
3300	mirror farfalle bow tie	0		
3301	jalapeño slices	0		
3302	stick-on mini solar panels	0		
3303	sombrero	0		Sombrero Bonus: +10
3304	tumbling Argarggagarg's fang	0		
3305	bouncing Safari Jack's moustache	0		
3306	Yakisoba's hat	0		
3307	skewed Heimandatz's heart	0		
3308	blurry red Jocko Homo's head	0		
3309	olive narrow The Mariachi's guitar case	0		
3310	narrow Da Vinci's sealskin drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3311	ghostly savvy washboard shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3312	horrifying spaghetti-box banjo	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Pastamancer"
3313	careful marinara jug	0		Monster Level: -10, Class: "Sauceror"
3314	brainy makeshift castanets	0		Mysticality: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit"
3315	pulsating miser's left-handed melodica	0		Meat Drop: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief"
3316	modified blurry bouncing epic wad	1	crappy	
3317	stanky bottlecap	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip
3318	greedy corncob pipe	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip
3319	cyan Oprah's Mr. Joe's bangles	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip
3320	ghostly gravedigger's frayed rope belt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip
3321	squat packet of mayfly bait	0		Last Available: "2008-05"
3322	Van der Graaf mayfly bait necklace of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Mayfly Swarm", Last Available: "2008-05"
3323	blinking Ol' Scratch's salad fork	0		
3324	Frosty's frosty mug	0		
3325	aged squat jar of fermented pickle juice	3	awesome	
3326	dehydrated narrow voodoo snuff	1	good	
3327	yummy half-sized extra-greasy slider	2	awesome	
3328	blurry family-friendly crumpled felt fedora of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.75xVolley, 0.75xLep"
3329	prompt nippy battered top-hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 0.75xFairy"
3330	Van der Graaf Rosewater's shapeless wide-brimmed hat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "0.75xLep, 0.75xFairy"
3331	mostly rat-hide leggings of the brazier of the early riser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3332	flame-wreathed hobo dungarees of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: 35, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato"
3333	razor-sharp patched suit-pants of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
3334	skewed hobo stogie	0		Single Equip
3335	wobbly rope with some soap on it	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
3336	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	0		
3337	twirling greedy educational dead guy's memento	0		Experience: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
3338	spoiled banquet	3	crappy	
3339	sharpened hubcap	0		
3340	very caltrop	0		
3341	jittery The Six-Pack of Pain	0		
3342	olive hobo monkey	0		
3343	squat bindle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3344	bed of coals	0		
3345	air mattress	0		
3346	filth-encrusted futon	0		
3347	comfy coffin	0		
3348	mattress	0		
3349	dinged-up triangle	0		
3350	weak bad Ralph IX cognac	2	decent	
3351	llama lama cria	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-06"
3352	zen motorcycle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3353	polarized concentrated fuchsia llama lama gong	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2008-06"
3354	stale banana-frosted king cake	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-08"
3355	therapeutic brown plastic baby	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-08"
3356	plump juicy grub	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3357	skewed spinning shimmering moth	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3358	delectable fire ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3359	skewed scrumptious ice ant	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3360	upside-down olive stinkbug	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3361	skewed maroon yummy death watch beetle	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3362	tasty louse	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3363	stale mole molé	4	decent	Last Available: "2008-06"
3364	artisanal Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-06"
3365	quadruple-chilled electrified pressed narrow Climate Colada	0		Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-06"
3366	electrified boiled galvanized digital underground potion	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2008-06"
3367	mirror interesting-looking twig	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3368	denatured glimmering roc feather	1	good	Last Available: "2008-06"
3369	dehydrated green glimmering phoenix feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3370	dried glimmering penguin feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3371	boiled shaking glimmering buzzard feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3372	diluted glimmering raven feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3373	compressed wobbly glimmering great tit feather	1		Last Available: "2008-06"
3374	twirling house of twigs and spit	0		Last Available: "2008-06"
3375	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Skill: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder"
3376	bouncing Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Skill: "Benetton's Medley of Diversity"
3377	yellow Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Skill: "Elron's Explosive Etude"
3378	Chorale of Companionship	0		Skill: "Chorale of Companionship"
3379	huge Prelude of Precision	0		Skill: "Prelude of Precision"
3380	spinning miser's Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10
3381	Ol' Scratch's stove door of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Thorns: 1
3382	up-at-dawn hardened thinker's Ol' Scratch's manacles	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
3383	vibrating Socratic wizardly Chester's sunglasses	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
3384	wool Sinatra's Chester's muscle shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Cold Resistance: +1
3385	ribald smartaleck's Chester's Aquarius medallion	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
3386	green huge vibrating shellacked Zombo's shoulder blade	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10
3387	rosy-cheeked extremely unsafe Zombo's skull ring	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3388	Zombo's empty eye	0		
3389	pulsating Fonzie's Newton's Frosty's arm	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (Moxie): +1
3390	up-at-dawn studded occult Staff of the Deepest Freeze	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +5
3391	Frosty's iceball	0		
3392	weightlifter's Oscus's garbage can lid	0		Muscle: +15, Thorns: 1
3393	Oscus's neverending soda	0		
3394	mirror baleful Samson's Oscus's flypaper pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
3395	huge pulsating careful quilted Hodgman's porkpie hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xVolley, 0.5xFairy"
3396	rosewater-soaked Annie Oakley's Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
3397	mirror reassuring ribald Hodgman's bow tie	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip
3398	artisanal high-proof Hodgman's blanket	8	EPIC	
3399	fortified artisanal jar of squeeze	5	EPIC	
3400	small bland bowl of fishysoisse	2	decent	
3401	pickled triple-oxidized blinking deadly lampshade	0		Effect: "Quadrilled", Effect Duration: 16
3402	energized fuchsia concentrated garbage juice	0		Effect: "Libra Rising", Effect Duration: 24
3403	twirling squat lewd playing card	0		
3404	squat padded Sinatra's cool deck of lewd playing cards	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +5, Damage Absorption: +20
3405	spinning sizzling Hodgman's sock	0		Hot Damage: +10, Single Equip
3406	prompt Hodgman's varcolac paw	0		Adventures: +3
3407	Hodgman's almanac of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
3408	Hodgman's harmonica of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
3409	Annie Oakley's Hodgman's garbage sticker	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
3410	bouncing skewed boxer's Hodgman's detector	0		Muscle Percent: +10
3411	Hodgman's cane of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3412	jittery Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	0		Skill: "Natural Born Scrabbler"
3413	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	0		Skill: "Thrift and Grift"
3414	maroon shaking Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	0		Skill: "Abs of Tin"
3415	tumbling Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	0		Skill: "Marginally Insane"
3416	twirling blurry hobo fortress blueprints	0		
3421	box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Last Available: "2008-07", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
3422	nitrogenated maroon sterno-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Bread Burps", Effect Duration: 19
3423	corrupted flattened jittery frostbite-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 45
3424	Vulcanized energized concentrated fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Jerky, Boy", Effect Duration: 12
3425	moist garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 41
3426	colloidal squat strawberry-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 54
3427	roll of Hob-Os	0		
3428	boiled galvanized Everlasting Deckswabber	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 16
3430	ghostly bindle of joy	0		
3431	fuchsia cotton candy cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-08"
3432	cotton candy cordial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-08"
3433	blinking spice melange	0		
3434	rattling cigar box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3435	perfumed deadly stirring stick	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5
3436	gravedigger's stanky Staff of the Teapot Tempest of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +10
3437	spinning scorching crafty savvy Staff of the Black Kettle	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Hot Damage: +25
3438	Jim Carey's manspreader's Newton's Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: 35
3439	Rainbow's Gravity	0		Skill: "Rainbow Gravitation", Last Available: "2008-07"
3440	mixed prismatic wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2008-07"
3441	aromatic club of the five seasons	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-07"
3442	chilly rainbow crossbow	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2008-07"
3443	kitten	0		
3444	webbed comic mask of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
3445	upside-down Junior Adventurer's kit	0		
3446	groovy prism necklace	0		Single Equip, Sporadic Thorns: 2.5
3447	Van der Graaf slick six-rainbow shield	0		Moxie: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2008-07"
3448	rainbow bomb	0		Last Available: "2008-07"
3449	cotton candy cone	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3450	cotton candy pinch	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3451	cotton candy smidgen	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3452	red cotton candy skoshe	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3453	cotton candy plug	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3454	cotton candy pillow	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3455	jittery mirror cotton candy bale	0		Last Available: "2008-08"
3456	trusty torch of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
3457	clever Junior Adventurer's merit badge	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
3458	modified STYX deodorant body spray	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 11
3459	hand-crafted fancy watered-down squat white-label gin	2	EPIC	Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 40
3460	rotten huge jittery tin rations	8	crappy	
3461	haiku challenge map	0		
3462	wobbly terrible poem	0		
3463	lousy high-proof bottle of sake	10	decent	
3464	narrow beefcake's round pebble	0		Muscle: +25
3465	gigantic delicious Bash-Ōs cereal	6	awesome	Wiki Name: "Bash-Os cereal"
3466	ghostly steel-toed fortified haiku katana of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts", Last Available: "2008-09"
3467	bargain flash powder	0		
3468	frightening plastic baby	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2008-12"
3469	yummy blueberry-frosted king cake	4	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3470	bitty bathysphere	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3471	fuchsia damp boot	0		
3472	Rosewater's Seasonal Beret of chilblains of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 25"
3473	Bash-Ōs boxtop	0		Wiki Name: "Bash-Os boxtop"
3474	extra-ionized frozen shaking cranberry cordial	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 41
3475	improved tarnished blackberry polite	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 65
3476	corrupted pickled jittery plum lozenge	0		Effect: "Weepy, Creepy", Effect Duration: 69
3477	non-boiled narrow upside-down pear lozenge	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 54
3478	anodized peach lozenge	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 49
3479	mirror balloon shield	0		Thorns: 1
3480	tumbling squat spot	0		
3481	wobbly uniclops egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3482	passed-out psychedelic bear	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
3483	psychedelic bubble wand	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3484	eye 'n' horn shampoo	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3485	boiled huge glittery mascara	0		Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 46
3486	skewed skewed dull fish scale	0		
3487	rough fish scale	0		
3488	pristine fish scale	0		
3489	yummy beefy fish meat	3	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3490	spoiled diet glistening fish meat	1	crappy	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3491	super-sized toothsome maroon slick fish meat	5	awesome	Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 5
3492	fish scimitar of the cougar of terror	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
3493	spinning razor-sharp fish stick of doom	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
3494	manspreader's padded fish bazooka	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +10
3495	Vulcanized narrow sea salt crystal	0		Effect: "Texas Elegance", Effect Duration: 25
3496	electrified quadruple-polarized deionized bazookafish bubble gum	0		Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 62
3497	lousy purple bottle of Pete's Sake	4	decent	
3498	invisible bag	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3499	witch hat	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3500	beholed bedsheet	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2011-12"
3501	toothsome thick canapés	5	awesome	
3502	dehydrated squat yellow thermos of brew	1	decent	Effect: "Seal Clubbing Frenzy", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-12"
3503	distilled drinkable glass of brandy	5	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
3504	skewed French slippers	0		
3505	medical-grade LWA ring	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
3506	LARP membership card	0		Last Available: "2008-10"
3507	bouncing Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2008-11", Skill: "Summon Stickers"
3508	brainy scratch 'n' sniff sword	0		Mysticality: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3509	huge scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3510	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2008-11"
3511	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	0		Meat Drop: +25, Last Available: "2008-11"
3512	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	0		All Attributes Percent: +10, Last Available: "2008-11"
3513	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	0		Spooky Damage: +3, Stench Damage: +3, Hot Damage: +3, Cold Damage: +3, Sleaze Damage: +3, Last Available: "2008-11"
3514	ghostly scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +20, Last Available: "2008-11"
3515	quilted ganger bandana of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Stench Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3516	eel skin	0		
3517	eelskin hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3518	mirror eelskin pants of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, MP regen", Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3519	eelskin shield of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Thorns: [env(underwater)]
3520	wobbly shark tooth	0		
3521	shark tooth necklace of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip
3522	spinning lightning-fast gravedigger's shark jumper	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Initiative: +40
3523	pressed energized shark cartilage	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 30
3524	super-modified activated cyan eel battery	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 19
3525	flattened electrified temporary teardrop tattoo	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 49
3526	resourceful scratch 'n' sniff crossbow	0		Maximum MP: +50, Breakable, Last Available: "2008-11"
3527	mutant rattlesnake egg	0		
3528	jittery mutant fire ant egg	0		
3529	blinking mutant cactus bud	0		
3530	cyan mutant gila monster egg	0		
3531	ghostly rattlesnake enrager	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3532	ant antidepressant	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3533	cactus monocle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3534	Jawmaster 2000™	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3535	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite hammer"
3536	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite gravy boat"
3537	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt"
3538	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite grappling hook"
3539	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite ninja mask"
3540	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite shinguards"
3541	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Recipe: "depleted Grimacite astrolabe"
3542	depleted Grimacite hammer of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
3543	red steel-toed Rosewater's depleted Grimacite gravy boat	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 9, Last Available: "2011-12"
3544	spinning mirror lightning-fast stanky depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3545	pulsating occult experienced depleted Grimacite grappling hook	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3546	huge sharpshooter's depleted Grimacite ninja mask of Flo-Jo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3547	red nasty depleted Grimacite shinguards of the cheetah	0		Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
3548	avaricious Socratic depleted Grimacite astrolabe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-12"
3549	lard-coated dog trainer's KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2008-09"
3550	propeller beanie of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7"
3551	gravedigger's Jim Carey's Lo Pan's straw hat	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
3552	lightning-fast frightening octopus's spade of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +40
3553	wobbly jittery soggy seed packet	0		
3554	blinking glob of slime	0		
3555	decent huge sea carrot	6	good	
3556	moldy sea cucumber	3	crappy	
3557	miniature normal ghostly sea avocado	2	good	
3558	special stale sea lychee	3	decent	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 20
3559	spoiled fuchsia sea tangelo	3	crappy	
3560	snack-sized normal sea honeydew	2	good	
3561	polarized teal pressurized potion of puissance	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 57
3562	denatured diffused pressurized potion of perspicacity	0		Effect: "Papowerful", Effect Duration: 12
3563	quadruple-ionized pressurized potion of pulchritude	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 26
3564	artisanal berry-infused sake	3	EPIC	
3565	hand-crafted extra-dry citrus-infused sake	5	EPIC	
3566	weak acceptable melon-infused sake	2	good	
3567	slab of sponge	0		
3568	wobbly ghostly asbestos-lined manspreader's forbidden sponge helmet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
3569	pulsating auspicious resourceful dangerous spongy shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +50, Item Drop: +10
3570	coward's crafty square sponge pants of the early riser	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato"
3571	flytrap pellet	0		
3572	olive baby cuddlefish	0		
3573	six-armed sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3574	slimy chest	0		
3575	teal sand dollar	0		
3576	flytrap bezoar	0		
3577	bezoar ring	0		
3578	candy cornucopia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3579	ballet slippers	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3580	skewed wriggling flytrap pellet	0		
3581	sushi-rolling mat	0		
3582	spoiled ghostly rice	4	crappy	
3584	adequate big irradiated candy cane	5	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3585	bland super-sized gingerbread mutant bugbear	5	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3586	bad oozenog	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3587	polarized sugar plum	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2008-12"
3588	boiled non-magnetized skewed sugar banana	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2008-12"
3589	quantum improved blinking sugar lime	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2008-12"
3590	super-ionized warmed narrow sugar cherry	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2008-12"
3591	wobbly Jim Carey's Mer-kin hookspear of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Drops Meat
3592	huge Mer-kin takebag	0		Item Drop: +5
3593	mirror Mer-kin thingpouch	0		
3594	Mer-kin killscroll	0		
3595	flattened deionized Mer-kin fastjuice	0		Effect: "Filled with Magic", Effect Duration: 49
3596	imitation crab crate	0		
3597	imitation crab meat	0		
3598	pulsating spinning imitation crab zoea	0		
3599	careful crafty moist sailor's cap of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "stench atk"
3600	Usain Bolt's speargun	0		Item Drop: +5, Initiative: +80
3601	skewed lion tamer's compass	0		Experience (familiar): +2
3602	broken diving helmet	0		
3603	upside-down porthole	0		
3604	rivet	0		
3605	bubblin' stone	0		
3606	family-friendly Jack Frost's arcane researcher's diving helmet	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3607	horrifying boxer's aerated diving helmet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Spooky Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato"
3608	live nautical mine	0		
3609	pulsating das boot	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Underwater Familiar, Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
3610	bouncing imitation whetstone	0		
3611	super-Vulcanized unsweetened sea grease	0		Effect: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot", Effect Duration: 53
3612	sturdy Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3613	olive battered Crimbo Crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3614	twirling twitching claw	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3615	rigid carapace	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3616	red pulsing flesh	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3617	pickled mirror bouncing unstable DNA	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2008-12"
3618	The Spirit of Crimbo	0		Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo'", Last Available: "2008-12"
3619	green upside-down wriggling tentacle	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3620	mass of wriggling tentacles	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3621	pair of twitching claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3622	gnashing teeth	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3623	chitinous pod	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3624	savvy parasitic claw	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3625	parasitic tentacles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 5xBarrr, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3626	parasitic headgnawer of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12", Thorns: 1
3627	purple shaking parasitic strangleworm of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3628	blurry pair of ragged claws	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3629	burrowgrub hive	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3630	Crimbo crate	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3631	pickled pickled extra-adjusted Gummi-DNA	0		Effect: "Preemptive Medicine", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-09"
3632	radioactive chew toy	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3633	pulsating huge Annie Oakley's Samson's elven socks	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2008-12"
3634	gravedigger's elven gloves of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3635	dog trainer's Temple Grandin's festive holiday hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 7", Last Available: "2008-12"
3636	energetic patent shoes of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2008-12"
3637	blurry reassuring gray bow tie of the glutton	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3638	clever penguin thesaurus of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2008-12"
3639	bite-sized stale blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1	decent	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-06"
3640	twirling seaweed	0		
3641	tumbling jamfish jam	0		
3642	mirror dragonfish caviar	0		
3643	pufferfish spine	0		
3644	stanky depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2007-06"
3645	artisanal canteen of wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2008-12"
3646	massive adequate elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread	6	good	Last Available: "2008-12"
3647	wobbly elven whittling knife	0		Last Available: "2008-12"
3648	magic dragonfish fry	0		
3649	map to Madness Reef	0		
3650	toothsome jittery toast with jam	3	awesome	Last Available: "2008-12"
3651	skewed antlers	0		Familiar Weight: +4, Last Available: "2008-12"
3652	mediocre elven moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2008-12"
3653	rotten small knuckle sandwich	2	crappy	Last Available: "2008-12", Wiki Name: "knuckle sandwich"
3654	blinking asbestos-lined rosy-cheeked psycho sweater	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3655	fin-bit wax	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3656	squat educational plastic Mob Penguin	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3657	family-friendly plastic mutant elf	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2008-12"
3658	asbestos-lined plastic fat stack of cash	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2008-12"
3659	nippy plastic strand of DNA	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3660	bouncing frosty plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2008-12"
3661	spinning container of Putty	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3662	skewed slick Putty mitre	0		Moxie: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xLep, 1.5xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3663	perfumed Putty leotard of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-01"
3664	blinking Putty ball of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3665	jittery Putty sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3666	manspreader's thinker's Putty snake of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +10, Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-01"
3667	Putty monster	0		Last Available: "2009-01"
3668	avaricious glow-in-the-dark wristwatch of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-01", Nonstackable Watch
3669	mirror brainy glow-in-the-dark dart gun	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2009-01"
3670	olive slick glow-in-the-dark burrowgrub	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2009-01"
3671	huge Uncle Crimbo's Rations	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
3672	decent can of franks 'n' beans	3	good	Last Available: "2010-12"
3673	lousy practically non-alcoholic teal bottle of peppermint schnapps	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-12"
3674	throbbing rage gland	0		Skill: "Vent Rage Gland"
3675	tumbling Mer-kin pressureglobe	0		
3676	Mer-kin foodbucket	0		
3677	mirror brawny diving muff	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip
3678	hand-crafted salinated mint julep	3	EPIC	
3679	jittery ink bladder	0		
3680	skewed esca	0		
3681	squat bubbling tempura batter	0		
3682	globe of Deep Sauce	0		
3683	map to the Marinara Trench	0		
3684	thick spoiled tempura carrot	5	crappy	
3685	diet flavorless tempura cucumber	1	decent	
3686	thick decent tempura avocado	5	good	
3687	flavorless mirror mirror sea broccoli	4	decent	
3688	half-sized adequate sea cauliflower	2	good	
3689	bland snack-sized blinking tempura broccoli	2	decent	
3690	half-sized adequate tempura cauliflower	2	good	
3691	special moldy snack-sized purple sea blueberry	2	crappy	Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 25
3692	flavorless huge sea persimmon	3	decent	
3693	wet fuchsia pressurized potion of perception	0		Effect: "In Tuna", Effect Duration: 40
3694	aerosolized denatured pressurized potion of proficiency	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 55
3695	skewed pulsating stiffened Mer-kin digpick	0		Damage Reduction: 1
3696	anemone nematocyst	0		
3697	high-pressure seltzer bottle	0		
3698	mirror blinking velcro ore	0		
3699	teflon ore	0		
3700	green vinyl ore	0		
3701	map to Anemone Mine	0		
3702	marine aquamarine	0		
3703	pulsating valve wheel	0		
3704	olive waterlogged bootstraps	0		
3705	squat jittery veiny rosy-cheeked thinker's velcro broadsword	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10
3706	executive scandalous occult velcro paddle ball	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +40
3707	executive Jim Carey's studded velcro shield	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +25, Meat Drop: +40
3708	rosy-cheeked Da Vinci's brawny velcro boots	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip
3709	squat fireproof hale non-stick pugil stick	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +3
3710	wicked smooth teflon spatula of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: +5
3711	yellow hardy ruddy Newton's teflon shield	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +50
3712	skewed baleful grievous teflon swim fins of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
3713	huge studded dance instructor's 7-inch discus	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +80
3714	Sherlock's mansplainer's strapping PVC staff	0		Muscle: +5, Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25
3715	frightening careful Sinatra's vinyl shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5
3716	inspector's studded vinyl boots of bravery	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip
3717	decaying oar	0		
3718	twirling fishhook	0		
3719	lantern	0		
3720	decaying pole	0		
3721	decaying paddle	0		
3722	huge tarnished ring	0		
3723	tarnished rod	0		
3724	shaking brittle plastic handle	0		
3725	foggy glass globe	0		
3726	possessed tomato	0		
3727	Nardz energy beverage	0		
3728	jittery pile of coins	0		
3729	hand grenegg	0		
3730	fuchsia caret	0		
3731	glass gnoll eye of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30
3732	frozen cigar butt	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 43
3733	wool grievous manly bloomers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 13"
3734	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	0		
3735	fat wallet	0		
3736	educational wizardly handwarmer	0		Mysticality: +25, Experience: +1, Single Equip
3737	lighter of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +5
3738	adequate gigantic spinning packet of beer nuts	9	good	
3739	upside-down Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
3740	handful of bees	0		
3741	tumbling spectral jelly	0		
3742	vacuum-sealed jellyfish gel	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 50
3743	unstable quark	0		
3744	ghostly software glitch	0		
3745	gray fumble formula	0		Recipe: "concoction of clumsiness"
3746	vampire pearl	0		
3747	upside-down mother's secret recipe	0		Recipe: "white chocolate chip brownies"
3749	altered concoction of clumsiness	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 34
3750	occult vampire pearl earring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip
3751	stale chocolate chip brownies	4	decent	
3753	Libram of Love Songs	0		Last Available: "2009-02", Skill: "Summon Love Song"
3754	pressed love song of vague ambiguity	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2009-02"
3755	energized love song of smoldering passion	0		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2009-02"
3756	super-wet ghostly love song of icy revenge	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2009-02"
3757	concentrated triple-adjusted adjusted upside-down ghostly tumbling love song of sugary cuteness	0		Effect: "Banono", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2009-02"
3758	extra-improved narrow love song of disturbing obsession	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2009-02"
3759	adjusted nitrogenated upside-down bouncing teal love song of naughty innuendo	0		Effect: "Beastly Flavor", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2009-02"
3760	dry fuchsia breath mint	0		Effect: "Chalk Outline", Effect Duration: 26
3761	lightning-fast vampire pearl ring	0		Initiative: +40, Single Equip
3762	quilted vampire pearl necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
3763	extra-dry smooth slug of vodka	5	awesome	
3764	mediocre blurry slug of rum	3	decent	
3765	mediocre high-proof blurry slug of shochu	8	decent	
3766	high-proof fancy artisanal huge screwdiver	8	EPIC	Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 30
3767	practically non-alcoholic smooth dew yoana lei	1	awesome	
3768	tolerable lychee chuhai	4	good	
3769	mediocre boozy salacious screwdiver	5	decent	
3770	drinkable dew yoana salacious lei	3	good	
3771	perfectly mixed salacious lychee chuhai	4	EPIC	
3772	tolerable Alewife&trade; Ale	4	good	
3773	seaode	0		
3774	upside-down map to the Dive Bar	0		
3775	wobbly Mer-kin pinkslip	0		
3776	olive hale pink pinkslip slip of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3777	blinking family-friendly nippy sea salt scrubs	0		Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3778	Tesla groovy amber aviator shades of doom	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
3779	enhanced hair of the fish	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 67
3780	narrow hardened beefy nurse's hat of the glutton	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk"
3781	blank prescription sheet	0		
3782	twisted green shaking bottle of melodramamine	1		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 35
3783	distilled tumbling skewed bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1		
3784	paranormal ricotta	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3785	smoking talon	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3786	spinning vampire glitter	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3787	wine-soaked bone chips	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3788	crumbling rat skull	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3789	tumbling twitching trigger finger	0		Class: "Pastamancer"
3799	pulsating Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
3800	blinking aquaviolet jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "mys stats"
3801	shaking squat skewed crimsilion jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mus stats"
3802	charpuce jub-jub bird	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Frumious Bandersnatch", Familiar Effect: "mox stats"
3803	thinker's Mer-kin roundshield of the ox of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +10, Initiative: +100
3804	grievous Mer-kin breastplate of the dark arts	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +100
3805	mirror coward's Oprah's Mer-kin sneakmask	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Combat Rate (Underwater): -5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
3806	Mer-kin prayerbeads	0		
3807	altered wet Mer-kin hidepaint	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 61
3808	huge wobbly Mer-kin trailmap	0		
3809	squat mirror Mer-kin healscroll	0		
3810	Mer-kin lockkey	0		
3811	squat Mer-kin stashbox	0		
3812	toothsome super-sized upside-down chocolate-frosted king cake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
3813	shaking green plastic baby of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
3815	pulsating midget clownfish	0		
3816	skewed blue half-height unicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3817	decent sea radish	3	good	
3818	maroon executive Herculean stylish halibut	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Muscle): +1, Meat Drop: +40
3819	eel sauce	0		
3820	arcane researcher's water-polo mitt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
3821	deionized mirror syringe	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 21
3822	wand	0		Familiar Effect: "fishy spells", Sporadic Damage Aura: [0.2475*env(underwater)]
3823	flattened polarized concentrated cyan wad of cotton	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 53
3824	Grandma's Note	0		
3825	Grandma's Fuchsia Yarn	0		
3826	Grandma's Chartreuse Yarn	0		
3827	plastic oyster egg	0		
3828	wobbly Grandma's Map	0		
3829	rotten tempura radish	3	crappy	
3830	zippy water-polo cap	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
3831	fancy artisanal practically non-alcoholic twirling Typical Tavern swill	1	EPIC	Effect: "Hobonic", Effect Duration: 20
3832	perfectly mixed tropical swill	4	EPIC	
3833	fancy irresponsibly strong bad skewed fruity girl swill	9	decent	Effect: "Ruthlessly Efficient", Effect Duration: 10
3834	delicious narrow blended swill	3	awesome	
3835	costume wardrobe	0		Softcore Only
3836	red Temple Grandin's friendly boxer's Elvish sunglasses of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: 10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo", Last Available: "2009-04"
3837	yellow anniversary safety glass vest of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100
3838	blue shaking Socratic anniversary burlap belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1
3839	anniversary balsa wood socks of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
3840	anniversary latex mask	0		Familiar Weight: +1
3841	narrow lard-coated anniversary pewter cape	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
3842	out-of-tune biwa of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
3843	yellow slick dented harmonica	0		Moxie: +10
3844	energetic ruddy magic whistle	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum MP Percent: +20
3845	jittery shellacked plastic blowgun	0		Damage Reduction: 7
3846	tumbling olive family-friendly jungle drum of extreme caution of courage	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1
3847	miser's hippy bongo	0		Meat Drop: +10
3848	jittery Jack Frost's knob bugle	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50
3849	auspicious weightlifter's 4-dimensional guitar	0		Muscle: +15, Item Drop: +10
3850	narrow boxing glove of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
3851	greasy rosy-cheeked occult boxing glove on a spring	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
3852	Jeselnik's brainy half-sized guitar	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25
3853	resourceful Da Vinci's bass drum	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +50
3854	quilted pixel boomerang	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3855	lightning-fast scorching rosy-cheeked world's smallest violin	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
3856	olive electrified healthy baleful ocarina of space	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
3857	lightning-fast a butt tuba	0		Initiative: +40
3858	cool bone flute	0		Moxie: +5
3859	narrow bouncing scandalous infernal fife	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3860	executive charming flute	0		Meat Drop: +40
3861	pulsating leaf of grass	0		
3862	tumbling smelly nasty grass whistle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Spell Damage: +10
3863	Oprah's plastic guitar of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3
3864	quilted finger cymbals	0		Damage Absorption: +40
3865	hardy quilted kettle drum	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50
3866	jittery cyan gravedigger's double-barreled sling of the glutton	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100
3867	Sherlock's rosewater-soaked magilaser blastercannon	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25
3868	wool hanky&#363; of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Cold Resistance: +1, Wiki Name: "frigid hankyu"
3869	yellow huge prompt lightning-fast ultimate ultimate frisbee	0		Initiative: +40, Adventures: +3
3870	stolen office supplies	0		
3871	spinning rosewater-soaked office-supply crossbow of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +3
3872	mirror maroon scandalous pocket theremin	0		Sleaze Damage: +5
3873	maroon Annie Oakley's forbidden rave whistle	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Raveosity: +1
3874	hellseal hide	0		
3875	blinking teal shredded hellseal hide	0		
3876	wobbly hellseal brain	0		
3877	burst hellseal brain	0		
3878	hellseal sinew	0		
3879	torn hellseal sinew	0		
3880	hellseal disguise	0		
3881	narrow Jim Carey's fouet de tortue-dressage of incineration	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Apprivoisez la tortue"
3882	olive encoded cult documents	0		
3883	cult memo	0		
3884	red decoded cult documents	0		Skill: "Bind Spaghetti Elemental"
3885	wet purple vial of slime	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 64
3886	improved vial of slime	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 49
3887	flattened pickled vial of slime	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 16
3888	ionized chilled spinning cyan vial of slime	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 44
3889	quadruple-irradiated ionized vial of slime	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 33
3890	polarized energized concentrated ghostly vial of violet slime	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 30
3891	adjusted spinning vial of vermilion slime	0		Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 38
3892	activated vial of amber slime	0		Effect: "Heart of White", Effect Duration: 57
3893	enhanced triple-colloidal purple vial of chartreuse slime	0		Effect: "Jaba&ntilde;ero Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 41
3894	quantum twirling vial of teal slime	0		Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 47
3895	liquefied ionized ionized vial of indigo slime	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 64
3896	dry teal vial of slime	0		Effect: "Mighty Shout", Effect Duration: 45
3897	anodized ionized polarized vial of brown slime	0		Effect: "Fustulent", Effect Duration: 11
3898	skewed olive bottle of G&uuml;-Gone	0		
3901	seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3902	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3903	figurine of a baby seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3904	blinking skewed figurine of an armored seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3905	figurine of an seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3906	jittery figurine of a sleek seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3907	blue figurine of a shadowy seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3908	figurine of a stinking seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3909	ghostly upside-down figurine of a charred seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3910	figurine of a seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3911	purple blurry figurine of a slippery seal	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3912	green imbued seal-blubber candle	0		Class: "Seal Clubber"
3913	acceptable blended swill with a fly in it	3	good	
3914	turtle wax	0		
3915	turtle wax shield of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
3916	blinking groovy turtle wax helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy, cap 10"
3917	Newton's turtle wax greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 10"
3918	supercharged meat shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
3919	ghostly turtlemail bits	0		
3920	narrow Annie Oakley's turtlemail coif of incineration	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 20"
3921	turtlemail breeches of the empath of incineration	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 20"
3922	ghostly shaking zippy turtlemail hauberk of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +20
3923	hedgeturtle	0		
3924	perfumed friendly spiky turtle helmet	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 32"
3925	shaking Herculean spiky turtle shoulderpads	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Thorns: 2
3926	quilted spiky turtle shield of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Sleaze Resistance: +5
3927	turtling rod	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer"
3928	squat syncopated turtle	0		
3929	blinking grinning turtle	0		
3930	unsweetened tainted seal's blood	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 46
3931	savvy severed flipper of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3932	ingot of seal-iron	0		
3933	maroon blinking fortified supercool bad-ass club	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3934	sealbone	0		
3935	liquefied hyperinflated seal lung	0		Effect: "Remaining Alive", Effect Duration: 53
3936	alkaline extra-alkaline scrap of shadow	0		Effect: "Tapped In", Effect Duration: 36
3937	electrified altered purple fustulent seal grulch	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 15
3938	weightlifter's club of corruption	0		Muscle: +15, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3939	wobbly boxer's corrupt club of corruption	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3940	corrupt club of corrupt corruption of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3941	frosty mansplainer's stiffened evil-ass club	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3942	green up-at-dawn greasy nasty-ass club of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3943	infernal toilet brush of Tarzan of the sewer	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3944	sizzling shadowy seal eye of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3945	blurry teal censurious oyster egg balloon	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
3946	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	0		Free Pull
3947	green Clan VIP Lounge key	0		Free Pull
3948	blurry Meat	0		
3949	ghostly treasure chest	0		
3950	key	0		
3951	Baron von Ratsworth	0		
3952	monocle	0		
3953	purple mink	0		
3954	upside-down teddy butler	0		
3955	teal martini	0		
3956	olive crazy bastard sword	0		
3957	tin of caviar	0		
3958	arcane researcher's bejeweled cufflinks	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip
3959	gray garish pinky ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
3960	electrified designer sunglasses	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
3961	chilly hardened opera glasses	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Damage: +5
3962	squat designer handbag	0		
3963	Clan pool table	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-05"
3964	cell phone	0		Familiar Weight: +10
3965	enhanced vacuum-sealed spinning cube of billiard chalk	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 28
3966	fortified brawny hot-ass club of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Absorption: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3967	frightening lion tamer's strapping frigid-ass club	0		Muscle: +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3968	gravedigger's Jack Frost's creepy-ass club of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3969	nitrogenated concentrated sizzling seal fat	0		Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 55
3970	horrifying Abyssal ember of the detective	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3971	dry Vulcanized red frost-rimed seal hide	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 62
3972	brawny seal spine of vim and vigor	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3973	warmed vacuum-sealed blinking bouncing seal lube	0		Effect: "Really Deep Breath", Effect Duration: 33
3974	upside-down chaotic quilted mannequin leg	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber"
3975	huge censurious padded tortoise of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3
3976	ghostly bouncing occult tortoboggan of temperance	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
3977	painted turtle	0		
3978	fuchsia chilly educational painted shield	0		Experience: +1, Cold Damage: +5
3979	sleeping wereturtle	0		
3980	shell	0		
3981	red torquoise	0		
3982	nasty rosy-cheeked torquoise ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
3983	mirror dueling turtle	0		
3984	Temple Grandin's savvy dueling banjo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7
3985	squat soup turtle	0		
3986	narrow samurai turtle	0		
3987	teal electrified Oprah's samurai turtle helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 6"
3988	gray turtle shell	0		
3989	jittery turtle shell powder	0		
3990	cyan auspicious turtle shell helmet	0		Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 8"
3991	slime-soaked hypophysis	0		Skill: "Slimy Sinews"
3992	slime-soaked brain	0		Skill: "Slimy Synapses"
3993	squat slime-soaked sweat gland	0		Skill: "Slimy Shoulders"
3994	blurry security blankie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3995	bundle of chamoix	0		
3996	boxcar turtle	0		
3997	dolphin whistle	0		
3998	metrognome	0		Familiar Weight: +5
3999	infant sandworm	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4000	string of dingle balls	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
4001	dried agua de vida	1	decent	Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2009-06"
4002	dance instructor's Fonzie's tortoboggan shield	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10
4003	bouncing bottle of moontan lotion	0		
4004	jittery lightning-fast soup-chucks	0		Initiative: +40
4005	nitrogenated cold-filtered twirling ballast turtle	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 22
4006	memory of some amino acids	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4007	huge memory of a C	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4008	lime green memory of an A	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4009	memory of a G	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4010	jittery memory of a T	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4011	memory of a CA base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4012	memory of a CG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4013	memory of a CT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4014	memory of an AG base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4015	memory of an AT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4016	memory of a GT base pair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4017	teal tumbling squirming Slime larva	0		
4018	boxer's greaves	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 37"
4019	undissolvable contact lenses	0		
4020	upside-down Fonzie's piece of rebar of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum HP: +100
4021	blue lard-coated gravedigger's razor-sharp shovel	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25
4022	spinning medical-grade rock-hard dance instructor's necklace	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
4023	rock-hard speargun of vim and vigor of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Booze Drop: +100
4024	frosty compass of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10
4025	fireproof foul-smelling nasty helmet	0		Stench Damage: 15, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
4026	scandalous frightening clever lantern	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
4027	green auspicious sinister greaves of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xBarrr"
4028	cyan veiny stiffened club of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
4029	gray memory of a grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4030	memory of a small stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4031	memory of a stone block	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4032	memory of half a stone circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4033	wobbly memory of a stone half-circle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4034	ghostly wobbly memory of an iron key	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4035	memory of a crystal	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4036	twirling caustic slime nodule	0		
4037	delicious squat slimy sweetbreads	3	awesome	
4038	smooth slimy fermented bile bladder	4	awesome	
4039	dehydrated jittery slimy alveolus	1		Effect: "Thunderheart", Effect Duration: 30
4040	memory of a cultist's robe	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4041	shellacked strapping pig-iron helm	0		Muscle: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4042	skewed rosewater-soaked pig-iron shinguards of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, 1.5xFairy, cap 22", Last Available: "2009-06"
4043	flame-retardant dog trainer's pig-iron bracers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-06"
4044	wumpus hair	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4045	wumpus-hair bolo	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4046	wumpus-hair net	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4047	green friendly wumpus-hair whip	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2009-06"
4048	dog trainer's savvy thinker's wumpus-hair wig	0		Mysticality: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-06"
4049	manspreader's forbidden deadly wumpus-hair loincloth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 5", Last Available: "2009-06"
4050	blinking olive Jim Carey's extremely unsafe wumpus-hair sweater	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2009-06"
4051	nippy ring of teleportation	0		Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip
4052	ghostly glass of baboon milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2009-06"
4053	banana milkshake	1	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4054	tolerable triple-distilled White Hyborian	10	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4055	purple lightning-fast goblin hunting spear	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2009-06"
4056	huge frightening goblin autoblowgun of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4057	dangerous tribal beads	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-06"
4058	supercharged stone fist of bravery	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2009-06"
4059	avaricious stone head	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2009-06"
4060	jittery Indigo Party Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4061	green Violet Hunt Invitation	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4062	Blue Milk Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4063	Mecha Mayhem Club Card	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4064	bouncing 'Smuggler Shot First' Button	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4065	pulsating Spacefleet Communicator Badge	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4066	Ruby Rod	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4067	wobbly essence of heat	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4068	ghostly essence of kink	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4069	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4070	narrow bouncing essence of stench	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4071	blinking essence of fright	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4072	essence of	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4073	Supreme Being Glossary	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4074	multi-pass	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4075	ribald vibrating villainous scythe	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Slime Hates It: +2
4076	jittery lime green crafty forbidden baneful bandolier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4077	Usain Bolt's diabolical crossbow of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +80, Slime Hates It: +1
4078	Herculean malevolent medallion of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Muscle): +1, Slime Hates It: +1, Single Equip
4079	experienced corrosive cowl of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience: +2, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "0.5xPotato, 0.5xFairy"
4080	auspicious grisly shield of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Item Drop: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4081	quilted corroded breeches of the blizzard	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Slime Hates It: +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
4082	sharpshooter's pernicious cudgel of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Slime Hates It: +1
4083	normal cupcake-in-a-cup	4	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4084	wobbly twirling pool of liquid	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4085	tasty green protein paste	3	awesome	Last Available: "2009-06"
4086	banded forbidden cyber-mattock	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2009-06"
4087	twirling facehugging alien	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4088	blinking X-37 gun	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2009-06"
4089	triple-adjusted super-alkaline cyan spinning spinning neurostim pill	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2009-06"
4090	oxidized physiostim pill	0		Effect: "Uncucumbered", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2009-06"
4091	blurry slimy cyst	0		
4092	small slimy cyst	0		
4093	green medium slimy cyst	0		
4094	slimy cyst	0		
4095	toasty peawee marble	0		Hot Damage: +5
4096	deadly brown crock marble	0		Weapon Damage: +5
4097	blurry China marble of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
4098	sharpshooter's lemonade marble	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
4099	bumblebee marble of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3
4100	Jeselnik's jet bennie marble	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
4101	brawny beige clambroth marble of courage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3
4102	wool steely marble	0		Cold Resistance: +1
4103	lion tamer's manspreader's beach ball marble of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: 30, Experience (familiar): +2
4104	boxer's catseye marble	0		Muscle Percent: +10
4105	bouncing Jim Carey's bumboozer marble	0		Monster Level: +25
4106	squat chamoisole	0		Item Drop: +5
4107	pressed bitter pill	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 15
4108	Jack Frost's Annie Oakley's monstrous monocle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4109	wobbly sinister musty moccasins of the boozehound	0		Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4110	mirror Fonzie's supercool molten medallion	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4111	blurry scorching padded brazen bracelet	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4112	lion tamer's groovy bitter bowtie	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4113	smartaleck's bewitching boots	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2009-06", Synergetic
4114	secret from the future	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4115	moist sack	0		
4116	Jeselnik's Lo Pan's deadly rickety unicycle	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
4117	bouncing prompt foul-smelling crusty hula hoop of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Damage: +10, Adventures: +3, Single Equip
4118	upside-down purple sinister Coily&trade; of the overflowing toilet of mayonnaise	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4119	coward's school flying disc of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -35, Cold Damage: +25
4120	flame-retardant supercharged cool lawn dart	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1
4121	blurry huge Usain Bolt's censurious wagon of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Initiative: +80
4122	blinking teal wad of slimy rags	0		
4123	slick crown-shaped beanie of incineration of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol"
4124	pulsating gray sharpshooter's Van der Graaf hopping socks of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
4125	jittery supercharged hardened poodle skirt of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
4126	gravedigger's letterman's jacket of the scaredy-cat of the empath	0		Monster Level: -15, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Damage: +10
4127	wobbly Oprah's sinister Sinatra's hardened slime hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy"
4128	bouncing toasty banded grievous hardened slime pants	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4129	teal squat lion tamer's shellacked baleful hardened slime belt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
4130	huge empty agua de vida bottle	0		Last Available: "2009-06"
4131	boiled gray boot plant	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-06"
4132	high-proof acceptable sham champagne	7	good	Last Available: "2009-06"
4133	dry colloidal blinking tempura air	0		Effect: "Tremella Tremens", Effect Duration: 34
4134	alkaline electrified pressurized potion of pneumaticity	0		Effect: "Afternoon Insight", Effect Duration: 13
4135	moveable feast	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2009-11", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
4136	family-friendly asbestos-lined clever thinker's Bag o' Tricks	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Open the Bag o' Tricks", Last Available: "2009-07"
4137	huge slime stack	0		
4138	a rumpled paper strip	0		
4139	mirror a creased paper strip	0		
4140	a folded paper strip	0		
4141	a crinkled paper strip	0		
4142	a crumpled paper strip	0		
4143	a ragged paper strip	0		
4144	a ripped paper strip	0		
4145	razor-sharp funny paper hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4146	triple-altered sand	0		Effect: "Shamboozled", Effect Duration: 27
4147	tumbling skewed Samson's charged magnet of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): 8, Last Available: "2009-09"
4148	stone sphere	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-09"
4149	quadroculars	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-09"
4150	twirling lint	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4151	electrified spinning mirror dubious peppermint	0		Effect: "Astral Shell", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2020-09"
4152	warmed Elvish delight	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 63
4153	maroon rockfish stomach	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4154	skewed live lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4155	wok lobster	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4156	twirling pebbles	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4157	olive gravel	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4158	ghostly rock	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4159	rock lobster	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4160	lousy pebblebr&auml;u	4	decent	Last Available: "2009-09"
4161	decent rocky road ice cream	3	good	Last Available: "2009-09"
4162	upside-down blinking extra-strength rubber bands	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4163	dry galvanized children of the candy corn	0		Effect: "Arcane in the Brain", Effect Duration: 46
4164	super-corrupted wet polarized mirror red Good 'n' Slimy	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 38
4165	skewed scorching groovy Rosewater's Staff of the Soupbone	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25
4166	pulsating Samson's Voluminous Radio Pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Familiar Effect: "2xGhoul, cap 37"
4167	jittery shaking resourceful Voluminous Radio Hat	0		Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 37"
4168	narrow educational Voluminous Radio Sneakers	0		Experience: +1, Single Equip
4169	mirror blue 4-d camera	0		
4170	shaking 4-d camera	0		
4171	crystallized memory	0		
4172	jittery rock helmet of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhuol, cap 25"
4173	baleful rock pants	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 25"
4174	rock-hard rock necklace	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip
4175	spaghetti cult robe	0		
4176	tumbling sugar sheet	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4177	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Sugar Sheets"
4178	Da Vinci's sugar shotgun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4179	sugar shillelagh of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4180	extremely unsafe sugar shank	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4181	wobbly flame-wreathed dangerous wizardly sugar chapeau	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4182	beefy sugar shorts	0		Muscle: +10, Breakable, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2009-09"
4183	twirling sugar shield	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4184	slime convention swag bag	0		
4185	slime convention flyers	0		
4186	slime convention coupons	0		
4187	huge executive slime convention pin	0		Meat Drop: +40
4188	slime convention t-shirt	0		
4189	green inverse geode	0		
4190	control crystal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4191	tumbling olive zippy sugar shirt	0		Initiative: +20, Breakable, Last Available: "2009-09"
4192	sugar shard	0		Last Available: "2009-09"
4193	rave visor of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1.5xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4194	squat asbestos-lined baggy rave pants	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 37", Raveosity: +2
4195	shaking pacifier necklace of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Raveosity: +2
4196	sea cowbell	0		
4197	sea	0		
4198	sea lasso	0		
4199	careful ruddy quilted sea cowboy hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xLep"
4200	squat grouper fangirl	0		
4201	narrow spinning gill rings	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4202	yellow urchin roe	0		
4203	pet anemone	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4204	ghostly mirror Mer-kin cheatsheet	0		
4205	twirling Mer-kin wordquiz	0		
4206	spinning friendly brand new key of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3
4207	pulsating auspicious dorsal fin	0		Item Drop: +10
4208	twirling skate skates	0		
4209	skate skin	0		
4210	skewed roller skate decoy	0		
4211	squat mermaid's purse	0		
4212	purple pulsating wobbly underwater slingshot	0		
4213	pulsating frightening occult skate blade	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5
4214	jittery spinning spangly unitard	0		
4215	nasty vibrating collapsible baton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +5
4216	groupie lipstick	0		
4217	groupie bra	0		
4218	vacuum-sealed groupie spangles	0		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 31
4219	Jim Carey's chaotic skate board	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25
4220	huge ghostly S.A.V.E. flyer	0		
4221	blurry knitted yield shield	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-09"
4222	map to the Skate Park	0		
4223	squamous polyp	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4224	olive unspeakable lozenges	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4225	twirling roller skate doll	0		
4226	spinning experienced Star of Bravery	0		Experience: +2, Single Equip
4227	pulsating pulsating hungover chauvinist pig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4228	perfectly ordinary frog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-10"
4229	amphibious tophat	0		Equips On: "Dancing Frog", Familiar Effect: "adventure underwater"
4230	bottle of Cochon Noir	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4231	ice skate decoy	0		
4232	ice skate doll	0		
4233	hacienda key	0		
4234	padded pat&eacute; knife	0		Damage Absorption: +20
4235	blue salt-shaker	0		
4236	can of sterno	0		
4237	skewed asbestos-lined cheese-slicer	0		Hot Resistance: +5
4238	big yummy beef jerky	5	awesome	
4239	quilted pipe wrench	0		Damage Absorption: +40
4240	liquefied upside-down gun cleaning kit	0		Effect: "Smoky Third Eye", Effect Duration: 68
4241	frightening sleep mask	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Blind, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37"
4242	sock garters of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Single Equip
4243	anodized alkaline yellow wobbly mariachi toothpaste	0		Effect: "Buzzard Breath", Effect Duration: 37
4244	leather-bound tome of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4245	lime green bookmark	0		
4246	ghostly wizardly ivory cue ball	0		Mysticality: +25
4247	hand-crafted mirror decanter of fine Scotch	3	super EPIC	
4248	denatured narrow expensive cigar	1		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 35
4249	twirling upside-down tophat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4250	fisherman's sack	0		
4251	fish-oil smoke bomb	0		
4252	liquefied flattened ionized vial of squid ink	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 30
4253	double-corrupted red potion of speed	0		Effect: "Quaaaaaaa", Effect Duration: 52
4254	skewed bark	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4255	upside-down Wolfman Nardz	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4256	unsweetened boiled pulsating cyan sap	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-10"
4257	petrified wood	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4258	normal big pulsating chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4259	drinkable weak mulled cider	2	good	Last Available: "2009-10"
4260	mirror wolfman mask	0		Familiar Effect: "8xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4261	pumpkinhead mask	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4262	mummy costume	0		Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 8xLep, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-10"
4263	Ax of L'rose	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4264	tumbling bark boxers of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xVolley, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4265	personal trainer's bark beret	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 2.5xLep, cap 10", Last Available: "2009-10"
4266	manspreader's bark bracelet	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip
4267	nasty brawny Krakrox's Loincloth	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 31"
4268	Temple Grandin's grievous Galapagosian Cuisses	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, MP regen, cap 31"
4269	maroon shaking lion tamer's Angelhair Culottes of the detective	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +20, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, 2xGhoul, cap 31"
4270	skewed lightning-fast scandalous Newman's Own Trousers	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xPotato, cap 31"
4271	studded Volartta's bellbottoms of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xFairy, cap 31"
4272	resourceful weightlifter's Lederhosen of the Night	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol, cap 31"
4273	wet ribbon candy	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
4274	Underworld acorn	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-10"
4275	jittery Underworld trunk	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4276	steel-toed Underworld truncheon of Calamity Jane of Flo-Jo	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-10"
4277	chaotic energetic Staff of the Woodfire of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2009-10"
4278	bouncing narrow gravedigger's curative Underworld flail of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-10"
4279	Mer-kin cancerstick	0		
4280	Mer-kin sawdust	0		
4281	manspreader's sinister Mer-kin bunwig	0		Spell Damage: +10, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley"
4282	teal blurry rosewater-soaked frosty Rosewater's crappy Mer-kin mask	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4283	gravedigger's thinker's crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	0		Mysticality: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4284	pulsating greedy aromatic gravedigger's Mer-kin gladiator mask	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +20, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr"
4285	yellow flame-retardant wool studded Mer-kin scholar mask	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Adventure Underwater, Familiar Effect: "cold atk"
4286	therapeutic sinister Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4287	stanky sage Mer-kin scholar tailpiece of the businessman	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xFairy"
4288	Temple Grandin's hale Mer-kin headguard of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk"
4289	wicked Mer-kin waistrope	0		Spell Damage: +5
4290	Oprah's cool Mer-kin facecowl of terror	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
4291	squat Mer-kin thighguard of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4292	huge lightning-fast foul-smelling arcane researcher's Mer-kin dodgeball	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Bust", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ball Sack"
4293	auspicious Mer-kin dragnet of Leguizamo of incineration	0		Monster Level: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Gain", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Loss", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Net Neutrality"
4294	bouncing prompt supercool boxer's Mer-kin switchblade	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +20, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Sling", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Roller", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blade Runner"
4295	crystal orb of spirit wrangling	0		
4296	ghostly depleted uranium seal figurine	0		
4297	reassuring personal trainer's beefy Ass-Stompers of Violence	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Stomp Ass"
4298	lion tamer's dog trainer's Brand of Violence of incineration	0		Experience (familiar): 3, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brand"
4299	Jeselnik's fortified Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip
4300	Usain Bolt's mansplainer's Lens of Violence of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: +15, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Violent Gaze", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
4301	skewed rosy-cheeked dance instructor's Pigsticker of Violence of the brazier	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Spell Damage: +25
4302	narrow frosty nippy veiny Jodhpurs of Violence	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Mosh", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato"
4303	skewed squat medical-grade Cold Stone of Hatred of the dark arts of the detective	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chilling Grip"
4304	Jack Frost's hardy quilted Girdle of Hatred	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tighten Girdle"
4305	yellow stiffened wizardly Staff of Simmering Hatred of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +25, Damage Reduction: 1, Candy Drop: +100
4306	flame-wreathed coward's Pantaloons of Hatred of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: -20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7156]Static Shock", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xVolley"
4307	aromatic Lo Pan's Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Single Equip
4308	tumbling Usain Bolt's ribald deadly Lens of Hatred	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hateful Gaze", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xBarrr"
4309	pulsating zippy rock-hard Treads of Loathing of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Damage Reduction: 5, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Cloathing
4310	double-paned brawny smooth Scepter of Loathing	0		Moxie: +15, Muscle Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Cloathing
4311	executive stylish Belt of Loathing of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +25, Experience: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Cloathing
4312	crafty hardy Socratic Goggles of Loathing	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 1.5xBarrr"
4313	huge lard-coated Lo Pan's supercharged Stick-Knife of Loathing	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Cloathing
4314	wicked Jeans of Loathing of temperance of the detective	0		Spell Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Cloathing, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1xPotato"
4315	fuchsia Annual Ascot of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15
4316	olive perfumed double-paned supercharged Sledgehammer of the V&aelig;lkyr	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bashing Slam Smash"
4317	therapeutic Flail of the Seven Aspects of Tarzan of the dark arts	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Turtle of Seven Tails"
4318	fuchsia rosewater-soaked Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords of the dark arts of the scaredy-cat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -15, Stench Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Noodles of Fire"
4319	zippy wool Oprah's Windsor Pan of the Source	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +1, Initiative: +20, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Saucemageddon"
4320	frightening wizardly Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +5, Class: "Disco Bandit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Funk Bluegrass Fusion"
4321	shaking greedy smelly The Trickster's Trikitixa of the bloodbag of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: 60, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Extreme High Note"
4322	yellow chilly crafty stiffened Claw of the Infernal Seal	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip
4323	manspreader's beefy Garter of the Turtle Poacher of the bloodbag	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Single Equip
4324	quilted Herculean Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +40, Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip
4325	rock-hard Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob of Leguizamo of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Class: "Sauceror", Single Equip
4326	twirling fireproof manspreader's quilted Bling of the New Wave	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +10, Hot Resistance: +3, Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Extra Pickpocket
4327	blurry knitted ruddy sinister La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip
4328	skewed suspicious stocking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2009-12"
4329	bag of many confections	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4330	flavorless low-calorie candy kneecapping stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4331	gigantic flavorless purple licorice garrote	6	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4332	brawny candy knuckles	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4333	rotten snack-sized jawbruiser	2	crappy	Last Available: "2010-12"
4334	anodized modified spinning chocolate car	0		Effect: "Chauve-Souris Merde Fou", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2009-12"
4335	flame-wreathed plastic 11 Dealer	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4336	blurry zippy plastic Crimbo Casino	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4337	blue ghostly coward's plastic stocking mimic	0		Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4338	yellow bouncing Newton's plastic Don Crimbo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4339	thinker's plastic Crimbomination	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4340	irradiated Piddles	0		Effect: "The Spy Who Loved XP", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2009-12"
4341	boiled BitterSweetTarts	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2009-12"
4342	tarnished squat Polka Pop	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2009-12"
4343	cyan Crimbuck	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4344	Crimbo wreath	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4345	huge string of Crimbo lights	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4346	plastic Crimbo reindeer	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4347	pulsating blurry gingerbread house	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4348	leftover Crimbo rations	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4349	red tumbling blurry censurious snow hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4350	cyan skewed greasy snow pants	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2009-12"
4351	snow belly of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4352	pile of loose snow	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4353	Crimbough	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4354	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
4355	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
4356	mirror A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
4357	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
4358	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
4359	mirror shaking A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
4360	snack-sized rotten expired can of franks 'n' beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2009-12"
4361	fortified hand-crafted expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4362	green snow halo	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4363	elf resistance button	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4364	triple-Vulcanized super-colloidal nitrogenated skewed elven suicide capsule	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2009-12"
4365	bland penguin focaccia bread	3	decent	Last Available: "2009-12"
4366	hand-crafted weak herringcello	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2009-12"
4367	drinkable extra-dry elven cellocello	5	good	Last Available: "2009-12"
4368	wrench handle	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4369	blurry handful of headless bolts	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4370	bottle of agitprop ink	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4371	handful of wires	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4372	fuchsia chunk of cement	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4373	grappling hook	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4374	huge elf ear	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4375	shaking spiraling shape	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4376	purple Crimbomination Contraption	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4377	narrow deadly throwing wrench	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4378	spinning blue brawny pair of bolt cutters	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2009-12"
4379	bouncing Usain Bolt's poison pen	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2009-12"
4380	Oprah's speed limit shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4381	jittery pulsating mirror maroon live wire of the blizzard of terror	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4382	auspicious Newton's misfit dolly	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4383	scorching misfit hobby horse of Flo-Jo	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2009-12"
4384	tumbling fireproof cool misfit teddy bear	0		Moxie: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2009-12"
4385	avaricious electrified pocketwatch on a chain	0		Meat Drop: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4386	sharpshooter's smooth cement sandals	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4387	Annie Oakley's padded night-vision goggles	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2009-12"
4388	passable elf mask	0		Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2", Last Available: "2009-12"
4389	peanut brittle shield of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4390	upside-down Jack Frost's beefcake's Red Rover BB gun	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2009-12"
4391	fortified red-and-green sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "[7094]Static Shock", Last Available: "2009-12"
4392	jittery Crimbo Candy Cookbook	0		Skill: "Summon Crimbo Candy", Last Available: "2009-12"
4393	cold-filtered Crimbo peppermint bark	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2009-12"
4394	dry frozen Crimbo fudge	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2009-12"
4395	modified Crimbo pecan	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2009-12"
4396	Jack-in-the-box	0		Last Available: "2009-12"
4397	crank handle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2009-12"
4398	cheese ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4399	dangerous cheese sword	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4400	nippy cheese diaper	0		Cold Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4401	pulsating bouncing beefy cheese wheel	0		Muscle: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4402	vibrating cheese eye	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye", Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4403	spinning upside-down reassuring Temple Grandin's hardened Staff of Queso Escusado	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-01", Stinky Cheese
4405	foreign box	0		
4406	The Art of Slapfighting	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
4407	Uncle Romulus	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
4408	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
4409	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
4410	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
4411	squat Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
4412	toothsome special half-sized quantum taco	0	???	Effect: "Hairy Palms", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2010-10"
4413	artisanal purple Schr&ouml;dinger's thermos	0	???	Last Available: "2010-04"
4414	colorful plastic ball	0		Last Available: "2010-01"
4415	sealhide hood of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 40"
4416	banded sealhide leggings	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 40"
4417	sealhide cloak of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3
4418	sealhide buckler of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
4419	huge sealhide whip of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
4420	horrifying sealhide moccasins	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
4421	sealhide gloves of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
4422	inspector's sealhide belt	0		Item Drop: +15
4423	sealhide snare	0		
4424	mirror puzzling trophy	0		
4425	double-frozen double-tarnished sealhide seal doll	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 37
4426	blurry purple hymnal	0		Skill: "Canticle of Carboloading"
4428	Annie Oakley's glowstick on a string	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Raveosity: +1
4429	auspicious candy necklace	0		Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Raveosity: +1
4430	blurry therapeutic teddybear backpack	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Raveosity: +1
4431	NPZR chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2011-08"
4432	chilled dry squat invisibility potion	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-08"
4433	Vulcanized shaking irresistibility potion	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
4434	energized dry irritability potion	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-08"
4436	cube	0		Last Available: "2011-02"
4438	hellseal whisker	0		
4439	spinning hellseal claw	0		
4440	twirling guard turtle shell of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
4441	twirling gravedigger's crowbar	0		Spooky Damage: +10
4442	arcane researcher's spaghetti cult rosary	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
4443	spaghetti cult mask of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xGhuol, cap 38"
4444	guard turtle collar	0		Familiar Damage: +10
4445	Oprah's spangly mariachi pants	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4446	wobbly coward's fortified spangly mariachi vest	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Monster Level: -20
4447	Herculean spangly sombrero	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 2xPotato, cap 37"
4448	pickled huge red Instant Karma	1	EPIC	
4449	shaking painting of a landscape	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4450	fuchsia narrow map to The Landscaper's Lair	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4451	tumbling scandalous pointy hat	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 27", Last Available: "2010-04"
4452	censurious machetito	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-04"
4453	lawnmower blade of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2010-04"
4454	cyan grass clippings	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
4455	The Landscaper's leafblower of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4456	snowball	0		
4457	snailmail bits	0		
4458	crafty sinister snailmail coif	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 41"
4459	wobbly smelly sharpshooter's snailmail breeches	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 0.5xFairy, cap 41"
4460	family-friendly clever snailmail hauberk	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1
4461	unsweetened double-energized moist seal-brain elixir	0		Effect: "Broberry Brotality", Effect Duration: 63
4462	oxidized chocolate seal-clubbing club	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 12
4463	super-moist magnetized chocolate turtle totem	0		Effect: "Waxing", Effect Duration: 20
4464	dry triple-dry quadruple-oxidized jittery chocolate pasta spoon	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 68
4465	ionized pickled ionized ghostly blinking chocolate saucepan	0		Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 16
4466	energized teal chocolate disco ball	0		Effect: "Gobliny Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
4467	quadruple-ionized vacuum-sealed chocolate stolen accordion	0		Effect: "Turtle Titters", Effect Duration: 12
4468	Libram of BRICKOs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-02", Skill: "Summon BRICKOs"
4469	cyan BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4470	red BRICKO eye brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4471	scorching BRICKO hat	0		Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-02"
4472	bouncing thinker's BRICKO pants	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2xLep, 1xPotato, cap 22", Last Available: "2010-02"
4473	olive boxer's BRICKO sword	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2010-02"
4474	BRICKO ooze	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4475	pulsating BRICKO bat	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4476	BRICKO oyster	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4477	BRICKO turtle	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4478	BRICKO elephant	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4479	twirling BRICKO octopus	0		Last Available: "2010-02", Wiki Name: "BRICKO octopus (item)"
4480	BRICKO python	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4481	upside-down BRICKO vacuum cleaner	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4482	BRICKO airship	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4483	BRICKO cathedral	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4484	BRICKO gargantuchicken	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4485	BRICKO pyramid	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4486	BRICKO pearl	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4487	gray Jim Carey's BRICKO bulwark	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2010-02"
4488	blurry BRICKO trunk	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4489	cyan blinking jittery gilded BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4490	gilded BRICKO chalice	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4491	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4492	BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4493	broken BRICKO brick	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4494	BRICKO reactor	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4495	BRICKO egg	0		Last Available: "2010-02"
4496	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-02"
4497	galvanized adjusted wobbly recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 46
4498	triple-electrified irradiated recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 19
4499	alkaline red upside-down recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	0		Effect: "Chunky", Effect Duration: 67
4500	colloidal dry recording of Chorale of Companionship	0		Effect: "Sludgesick", Effect Duration: 17
4501	ionized polarized extra-chilled ghostly recording of Prelude of Precision	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 46
4502	enhanced recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 53
4503	modified narrow recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Joyful Resolve", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2010-02"
4504	Temple Grandin's MacGyver's heart of the volcano	0		Maximum MP: +100, Familiar Weight: +7
4505	anodized pickled Northern pemmican	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 15
4506	puzzling ribbon	0		
4507	ghostly Clan looking glass	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-03"
4508	non-Vulcanized huge &quot;DRINK ME&quot; potion	0		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2010-03"
4509	reflection of a map	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4510	normal thick special teal walrus ice cream	5	good	Effect: "Staying Frosty", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2010-03"
4511	moldy beautiful soup	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4512	mirror cyan eggman noodles	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4513	squat Vial of <i>jus de larmes</i>	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4514	adequate tiny skewed skewed Humpty Dumplings	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4515	diet normal shaking Lobster <i>qua</i> Grill	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4516	lousy missing wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4517	normal tiny matter custard	1	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4518	warmed wet pulsating comfit?	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2010-03"
4519	ittah bittah hookah	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-03"
4520	auspicious flamingo mallet of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4521	blurry croquet hedgehog	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4522	ghostly Tiger-lily's milk	1	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4523	Annie Oakley's supercharged eye of the Tiger-lily	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4524	Rosewater's boxer's wig	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "2xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 17", Last Available: "2010-03"
4525	decent donut	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4526	miniature tasty bucket of honey	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4527	blue MacGyver's elephant stinger of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2010-03"
4528	bland dragon snaps	4	decent	Last Available: "2010-03"
4529	skewed gravedigger's snapdragon pistil of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-03"
4530	puff of smoke	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4531	fancy decent rook cookie	3	good	Effect: "Pill Power", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2010-03"
4532	delicious super-sized bishop cookie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2010-03"
4533	spoiled spinning knight cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2010-03"
4534	adequate king cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-03"
4535	stale wobbly queen cookie	3	decent	Effect: "Towering Strength", Last Available: "2010-03"
4536	fairy-worn boots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-08"
4537	crafty insane tophat	0		Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 7", Last Available: "2010-03"
4538	electrified helm of the knight of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4539	Sherlock's Da Vinci's wristwatch of the knight	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-03", Nonstackable Watch
4540	Jack Frost's trousers of the knight of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2.5xPotato, 2xLep, cap 15", Last Available: "2010-03"
4541	forbidden tophat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 25"
4542	tie of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip
4543	wobbly mansplainer's tuxedo pants	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 25"
4544	porpoise	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4545	pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4546	bandersnatch	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4547	olive caterpillar	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4548	walrus	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4549	carpenter	0		Last Available: "2010-03", Synergetic
4550	shaking dodo	0		Last Available: "2010-03"
4551	teal jittery savvy detour shield	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2010-03"
4552	left parenthesis	0		
4553	lowercase a	0		
4554	percent sign	0		
4555	left bracket	0		
4556	upside-down spinning right parenthesis	0		
4557	dollar sign	0		
4558	red equal sign	0		
4559	green record album	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4560	map to Professor Jacking's laboratory	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4561	can of depilatory cream	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4562	hair of the calf	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4563	artisanal wobbly world's most unappetizing beverage	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2010-04"
4564	teal educational slippery when wet shield	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4565	yummy raisin	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-04"
4566	fly glasses	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2010-04"
4567	careful Newton's flyest of shirts	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4568	snack-sized bland a dance upon the palate	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-04"
4569	spoiled prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-04"
4570	shaking Crazyleg's razor	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4571	adequate half-sized squirmy violent party snack	2	good	Last Available: "2010-04"
4572	upside-down banded can-you-dig-it?	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-04"
4573	maroon The Legendary Beat	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4574	lime green panicked kernel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-04"
4575	bugged beanie	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2010-04"
4576	blue bugged balaclava	0		Monster Level: +20, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4577	jittery bugged b&Atilde;&para;n&plusmn;&Atilde;&copy;t	0		Food Drop: +5, Pants Drop: +5, Candy Drop: +5, Equips On: "Baby Bugged Bugbear", Last Available: "2010-04"
4578	meat st&permil;&iquest;bing club	0		Last Available: "2010-04"
4579	vacuum-sealed moist diffused gray Knob G&Atilde;&para;blin l&Atilde;&sup2;ve potion	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2010-04"
4580	narrow therapeutic school Mafi<i>a kni</i>cke&frac12;&aelig;	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-04"
4581	flame-retardant mansplainer's T&Icirc;&curren;&loz;lisman of Bai&oslash;&Dagger;	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2010-04", Wiki Name: "Bugged baio"
4582	fat bottom quark	0		Last Available: "2010-05"
4583	glob of skin	0		
4584	moldy six wedges of goat cheese	3	crappy	
4585	fuchsia collection of objects	0		
4586	boulder	0		
4587	goth	0		
4588	purple brown pixel	0		
4589	rosewater-soaked pixel whip	0		Stench Resistance: +3
4590	pixel chain whip of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2010-07"
4591	ghostly pixel morning star of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2010-07"
4592	gray pixel orb	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4593	pixellated moneybag	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4594	mirror pixel cross	0		
4595	green pixel holy water	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4596	map to Vanya's Castle	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4597	8-Bit Power magazine	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4598	shaking pixel stopwatch	0		Last Available: "2010-07"
4599	bottle opener	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4600	map to the Kegger in the Woods	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4601	acceptable enchanted practically non-alcoholic bouncing plastic cup of beer	1	good	Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2010-06"
4602	orquette's phone number	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4603	maroon bronze handcuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4604	keg	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4605	Socratic slick bottle of Goldschn&ouml;ckered	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Goldensh&ouml;wer", Last Available: "2010-06"
4606	miniature flavorless sun-dried tofu	2	decent	Effect: "Deadened palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4607	watered-down drinkable soyburger juice	2	good	Effect: "Oversaturated Palate", Effect Duration: 1, Last Available: "2010-08"
4608	green respected companion biscuit	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4609	tumbling essential tofu	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4610	energized corrupted mirror essential soy	0		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2010-08"
4611	altered essential cameraderie	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2010-08"
4612	blue souvenir drawing	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4613	red map to the Magic Commune	0		Last Available: "2010-08"
4614	lion tamer's Crown of Thrones	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-05"
4615	lousy Cinco Mayo Lager	3	decent	Last Available: "2010-05"
4616	Underworld sapling	0		Last Available: "2009-10"
4617	blurry pruning shears	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4618	twirling plastic cup of flat beer	0		
4619	frisbee	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4620	motorcycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4621	Game Grid token	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4622	Game Grid ticket	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4623	alkaline chocolate-covered caviar	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2020-09"
4624	normal squat pawn cookie	3	good	Last Available: "2010-06"
4625	compressed shaking narrow coffee pixie stick	1	decent	Last Available: "2010-06"
4626	superduperball	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4627	finger cuffs	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4628	parachute guy	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4629	ghostly wobbly curative plastic spider ring	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Web", Last Available: "2010-06"
4630	plastic kazoo of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2010-06"
4631	pulsating Oprah's inflatable baseball bat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2010-06"
4632	maroon studded googly-star hat of doom	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-06"
4633	frightening googly-ball hat of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-06"
4634	zippy Fonzie's googly-heart hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4635	friendly Herculean super-sweet boom box	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Four Songs, Last Available: "2010-06"
4636	jittery Game Grid valued membership card	0		Last Available: "2010-06"
4637	spinning horrifying sinister demon mask of the bloodbag of chilblains	0		Maximum HP: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-06"
4638	bouncing Tesla resourceful Da Vinci's streetfighting champion's belt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4639	bouncing foul-smelling ruddy Space Trip safety headphones of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-06"
4640	pulsating Van der Graaf LARP carp	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
4641	upside-down nasty Temple Grandin's KoL Con Six Pack	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +5
4642	Annie Oakley's Gregarious Gregorian Smock	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20
4643	clever rxr shield	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2010-06"
4644	smooth Juju Mojo Mask of wisdom of courage	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2010-07"
4645	banded space trooper helmet	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 2"
4646	Jim Carey's banded Meteoid ice beam of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Damage Absorption: +100, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
4647	upside-down miser's stiffened forbidden Dungeon Fist gauntlet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
4648	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4649	chiptune guitar	0		Item Drop: +25, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "item drop"
4650	huge fixed-gear bicycle	0		Experience: +3, Equips On: "Mini-Hipster", Familiar Effect: "stats"
4651	blue ironic moustache	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Familiar Effect: "+10 lbs"
4652	ironic knit cap of wisdom of the empath	0		Mysticality: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 10"
4653	ironic sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Thorns: 1
4654	bouncing censurious ironic battle spoon	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3
4655	lime green Temple Grandin's Tesla ironic jogging shorts of the early riser	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 6xGhuol, cap 10"
4656	huge chaotic mole skin notebook	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10
4657	maroon pair of jeans	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4658	bouncing map to Ellsbury's Claim	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4659	gray nasty blackberry galoshes	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip
4660	curative brawny trout fang	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4661	tasty poisonous caviar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-09"
4662	polymerized cyan wet venom duct	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2010-09"
4663	Ellsbury's journal	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
4664	chilly Ellsbury's skull of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4665	blinking hot plate of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Thorns: 1
4666	shaking blinking Rosewater's imp unity ring of extreme caution	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Monster Level: -25
4667	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
4668	blurry supercharged observational glasses	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
4669	experienced hilarious comedy prop	0		Experience: +2
4670	wobbly beer-scented teddy bear	0		
4671	acceptable booze-soaked cherry	4	good	
4672	twirling comfy pillow	0		
4673	tiny bland mirror marshmallow	1	decent	
4674	normal jumbo shaking sponge cake	5	good	
4675	drinkable gin-soaked blotter paper	3	good	
4676	blurry tree-holed coin	0		
4677	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	0		Skill: "Volcanometeor Showeruption", Last Available: "2011-12"
4678	unearthed potsherd	0		
4679	volcanic ash	0		
4680	smoked potsherd	0		
4681	avaricious pottery shield	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2010-09"
4682	ribald pottery hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 11", Last Available: "2010-09"
4683	Jeselnik's pottery training pants of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 2xGhuol, cap 12", Last Available: "2010-09"
4684	therapeutic pottery club	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2010-09"
4685	frightening pottery yo-yo	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4686	pottery barn owl figurine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4687	shaking fossilized bat skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4688	gray fossilized serpent skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4689	fossilized baboon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4690	fossilized wyrm skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4691	lime green fossilized wing	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4692	blurry fossilized limb	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4693	fossilized torso	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4694	fossilized spine	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4695	olive affordable teak perch	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-09"
4696	mirror therapeutic boxer's Greatest American Pants of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, 2.5xBarrr, 2xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2010-09"
4697	fossilized necklace of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2010-09"
4698	skewed imp air	0		
4699	huge upside-down bus pass	0		
4700	fossilized spike	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4701	waterlogged crate	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4702	blue archaeologing shovel	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4703	censurious red-hot medallion	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-09"
4704	wobbly fossilized demon skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4705	fossilized spider skull	0		Last Available: "2010-09"
4706	sinister tablet	0		
4707	E-Z Cook&trade; oven	0		
4708	upside-down My First Shaker&trade;	0		
4709	hippo tutu	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
4710	blue immense ballet shoes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4711	sweatpants	0		Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2"
4712	ghostly GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-02"
4713	popsicle stick	0		
4714	delicious lemon popsicle	4	awesome	
4715	toothsome popsicle	3	awesome	
4716	spoiled twirling strawberry popsicle	3	crappy	
4717	normal liver popsicle	4	good	
4718	gravedigger's mariachi hat	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4719	curative Hollandaise helmet	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 2"
4720	organ grinder	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4721	microwave stogie	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4722	flavorless huge wobbly liver and let pie	7	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4723	fancy decent badass pie	3	good	Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4724	low-calorie toothsome shoo-fish pie	1	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4725	tasty small blinking piping organ pie	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4726	toothsome igloo pie	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4727	delicious stomach turnover	3	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4728	decent bouncing dead lights pie	4	good	Last Available: "2010-10"
4729	rotten red narrow throbbing organ pie	4	crappy	Last Available: "2010-10"
4730	slick stop shield	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2009-12"
4731	nest egg	0		
4732	sleeping piano cat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4733	kitty sheet music	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4734	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4735	prop sword	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4736	blue tangle of rat tails	0		
4737	savvy beer-soaked mop	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
4738	artisanal irresponsibly strong day-old beer	6	EPIC	
4739	acceptable fortified upside-down plain beer	5	good	
4740	artisanal practically non-alcoholic overpriced &quot;imported&quot; beer	1	EPIC	
4741	smiling rat	0		
4742	yellow rat tooth polish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
4743	bone chips	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4744	energized quadruple-polarized ghostly PlexiPips	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 18
4745	deionized super-improved Wax Flask	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 43
4746	galvanized wet Pain Dip	0		Effect: "The Halls of Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 60
4747	yummy miniature narrow bone meal	2	awesome	Last Available: "2010-10"
4748	watered-down mediocre bone aperitif	2	decent	Last Available: "2010-10"
4749	fortified bonerang	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2010-10"
4750	razor-sharp bone and arrows	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4751	boning knife of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2010-10"
4752	bone crusher of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2010-10"
4753	twirling ghostly bouncing banded bone spurs	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-10"
4754	Jack Frost's razor-sharp bonedanna	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4755	wobbly boneana hammock of the wise owl of terror	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xVolley, cap 30", Last Available: "2010-10"
4756	bag of bones	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4757	blue upside-down Stabonic scroll	0		Last Available: "2010-10"
4758	polymerized wet candy skeleton	0		Effect: "Altered Wavelengths", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2020-09"
4759	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4760	packet of pumpkin seeds	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4761	pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4762	huge pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4763	massive yummy pumpkin pie	7	awesome	Last Available: "2010-11"
4764	acceptable squat pumpkin beer	3	good	Last Available: "2010-11"
4765	triple-denatured altered wobbly pumpkin juice	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2010-11"
4766	mirror pumpkin bomb	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4767	reassuring shin gourds of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-11"
4768	electrified ruddy sage Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2010-11"
4769	pumpkin carriage	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4770	Desert Bus pass	0		
4771	upside-down ginormous pumpkin	0		Last Available: "2010-11"
4804	Essence of Annoyance	0		Skill: "Summon Annoyance"
4805	wobbly Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	0		Free Pull
4806	ghostly Unmotivator: Success Warrior	0		Free Pull
4807	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	0		Free Pull
4810	tumbling Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	0		Skill: "Summon Holiday Fun!"
4811	Holiday Fun!	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
4812	tumbling Antagonistic Snowman Kit	0		Skill: "Summon Carrot"
4818	massive stale tumbling CRIMBCOIDS mints	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-01"
4819	pulsating upside-down can of CRIMBCOLA	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4820	yummy half-sized CRIMBCOLOAF	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4821	moldy skewed circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4	crappy	Effect: "Mystic Circle", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4822	pulsating greedy plastic CRIMBCO HQ	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2010-12"
4823	wobbly educational plastic fax machine	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4824	ribald plastic hobo elf	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4825	cyan rock-hard plastic Mr. Mination	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4826	gray ghostly shellacked plastic Best Game Ever	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2010-12"
4827	hibernating robot reindeer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2010-12"
4828	tumbling mirror S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4829	narrow robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4830	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4831	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4832	wobbly robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4833	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4834	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4835	squat robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4836	tumbling robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4837	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4838	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4839	flavorless triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4840	special bland square CRIMBCOOKIE	3	decent	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4841	scandalous razor-sharp dangerous bindlestocking	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Drops Items, Last Available: "2010-12"
4842	sleeping stocking	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4843	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
4844	The Joy of Wassailing	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
4845	fireproof shellacked Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2010-12"
4846	slick weightlifter's Uncle Hobo's epic beard	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4847	pulsating knitted deadly Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2010-12"
4848	perfumed Annie Oakley's Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4849	pulsating asbestos-lined knitted Uncle Hobo's highest bough	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4850	hale Sinatra's Uncle Hobo's belt	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4851	wet unsweetened chocolate cigar	0		Effect: "You Can Taste the Darkness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2010-12"
4852	gift-a-pult of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2010-12"
4853	activated denatured boiled cyan blinking holly-flavored Hob-O	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-09"
4854	CRIMBCO scrip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4855	Toot Oriole care package	0		
4856	paperclip	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4857	blue bottle of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4858	pulsating CRIMBCO lanyard of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4859	fuchsia CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
4860	squat squat green CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
4861	blurry CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
4862	twirling CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
4863	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
4864	squat photocopier	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4865	fuchsia deluxe fax machine	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4866	red Workytime Tea	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4867	paperclip sproinger	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4868	shaking blurry grievous deadly strapping paperclip-on tie	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-01"
4869	scorching hardy paperclip pants	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4870	twirling upside-down energetic curative banded paperclip turban	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-01"
4871	jittery frightening paperclip cape	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-01"
4872	wobbly yellow glob of Blank-Out	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4873	photocopied monster	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4874	blurry gaudy key	0		
4875	spinning BGE merchandise order form	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4876	Vulcanized pulsating chocolate bath ball	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-01"
4877	adjusted vacuum-sealed narrow bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-01"
4878	energized liquefied incense bath ball	0		Effect: "Liquid Courage", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-01"
4879	corrupted unsweetened myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	0		Effect: "Ass Over Teakettle", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-01"
4880	CRIMBCO mug	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4881	smooth CRIMBCO wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4882	red Dickory Farms Gift Basket	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4883	squat lime green toe jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4884	decent toe jam toast	4	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4885	mirror squat traffic jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4886	decent traffic jam toast	3	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4887	space jam	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4888	normal half-sized huge space jam toast	2	good	Last Available: "2011-01"
4889	quantum motivational poster	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-01"
4890	mirror sack lunch	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4891	blurry bath ball gift set	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4892	slow jam collection	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4893	BGE shotglass	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4894	tiny adequate enchanted festive sausage	1	good	Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-01"
4895	yummy bite-sized pulsating holiday cheese log	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-01"
4896	ghostly holiday log	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4897	maroon squat ribald experienced BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	0		Experience: +2, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4898	careful Newton's BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2010-12"
4899	greedy BGE pocket calendar	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4900	tumbling BGE temporary tattoo	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4901	red chaotic BGE plastic toy	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2010-12"
4902	executive stapler bear	0		Meat Drop: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2010-12"
4903	adhesive tape dolly of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2010-12"
4904	banded scissor duck	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2010-12"
4905	coal paperweight	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4906	blurry bouncing jingle bell	0		Last Available: "2010-12"
4907	Seven Loco of the storm of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2010-09"
4908	Loathing Legion knife	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4909	fortified Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4910	horrifying Loathing Legion moondial	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4911	skewed executive Loathing Legion necktie	0		Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4912	supercool Loathing Legion knife	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4913	forbidden Loathing Legion corkscrew	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4914	red bouncing hardened Loathing Legion can opener	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4915	supercool Loathing Legion chainsaw of the empath	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4916	baleful Loathing Legion rollerblades	0		Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4917	Loathing Legion flamethrower of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4918	blinking mirror Loathing Legion tattoo needle	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4919	wobbly thinker's Loathing Legion defibrillator	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4920	sharpshooter's Loathing Legion double prism	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4921	gray blinking Loathing Legion tape measure of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4922	thinker's Loathing Legion kitchen sink	0		Mysticality: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4923	mirror medical-grade Loathing Legion abacus	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4924	Loathing Legion helicopter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4925	dance instructor's Loathing Legion pizza stone	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4926	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4927	ghostly Loathing Legion jackhammer	0		Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4928	Herculean Loathing Legion hammer	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-01"
4929	squat Uncle Crimbo's Sack	0		Last Available: "2011-01"
4930	Folder Holder	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
4937	a angel	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4938	quake of arrows	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
4939	time's arrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4940	blinking arrowgram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
4941	flavorless Knob jelly donut	3	decent	
4942	shaking jittery Knob cake	0		
4943	Knob cake pan	0		
4944	wobbly Knob batter	0		
4945	Knob frosting	0		
4946	unfrosted Knob cake	0		
4947	bouncing Cobb's Knob Menagerie key	0		
4948	wobbly GOTO	0		
4949	double-electrified enhanced weremoose spit	0		Effect: "Alpine Mintiness", Effect Duration: 33
4950	ionized abominable blubber	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 53
4951	beefcake's flimsy clipboard	0		Muscle: +25
4952	double-altered super-polarized fuchsia wobbly baggie of sugar	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 60
4953	lion tamer's resourceful whalebone corset	0		Maximum MP: +50, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
4954	up-at-dawn oven mitts	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip
4955	yummy overcookie	3	awesome	
4956	spoiled wobbly philosopher's scone	3	crappy	
4957	altered spinning half-baked potion	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 22
4958	Tesla Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
4959	stale lime green Knob nuts	3	decent	
4960	irresponsibly strong mediocre Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	9	decent	
4961	Subject 37 file	0		
4962	narrow groovy mysterious lapel pin of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
4963	state loom	0		Familiar Weight: +10
4964	Evilometer	0		
4965	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Alice's Army Cards"
4966	mirror Pack of Alice's Army Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4967	Alice's Army Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4968	Alice's Army Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4969	mirror bouncing Alice's Army Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4970	upside-down Alice's Army Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4971	Alice's Army Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4972	Alice's Army Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4973	jittery skewed olive Alice's Army Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4974	huge Alice's Army Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4975	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4976	cyan Alice's Army Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4977	Alice's Army Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4978	Alice's Army Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4979	Alice's Army Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4980	skewed shaking Alice's Army Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4981	Alice's Army Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4982	Alice's Army Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4983	twirling Alice's Army Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4984	squat Alice's Army Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4985	Alice's Army Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4986	wobbly Alice's Army Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4987	pulsating ghostly Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4988	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4989	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4990	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4991	teal Alice's Army Foil Guard	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4992	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4993	wobbly Alice's Army Foil Ninja	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4994	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4995	Alice's Army Foil Page	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4996	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4997	blurry blurry Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4998	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
4999	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5000	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5001	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5002	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5003	Alice's Army Foil Coward	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5004	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5005	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5006	blurry Alice's Army Foil Dervish	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5007	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5008	Single Alice's Army Foil	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5009	careful card sleeve	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-03"
5010	evil eye	0		
5011	blurry Alice's Army Foil tattoo	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5012	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5013	stale wasabi pocky	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5014	adequate tobiko pocky	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5015	tasty maroon natto pocky	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-03"
5016	hand-crafted bouncing wasabi-infused sake	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5017	weak lousy tobiko-infused sake	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-03"
5018	watered-down perfectly mixed natto-infused sake	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-03"
5019	unsweetened alkaline narrow wasabi marble soda	0		Effect: "Witch's Brood", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2011-03"
5020	liquefied frozen huge tobiko marble soda	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-03"
5021	super-moist unsweetened jittery natto marble soda	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2011-03"
5022	upside-down Alice's Army booster box	0		Last Available: "2011-03"
5023	nitrogenated irradiated ghostly elderly jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Coldfinger", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-09"
5024	drinkable watered-down marshmallow flamb&eacute;	2	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5025	tolerable tumbling teal cranberry schnapps	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5026	acceptable breaded beer	3	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5027	acceptable soy cordial	4	good	Last Available: "2011-03"
5028	huge huge wool crafty astral bludgeon of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Resistance: +1
5029	Van der Graaf astral shield of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5030	twirling cyan miser's sage astral chapeau of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xLep, cap 12"
5031	shaking crafty experienced groovy astral bracer	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +2, Maximum MP: +10
5032	sharpshooter's wicked astral longbow of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10
5033	skewed crafty stiffened sage astral shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 12"
5034	lightning-fast Jeselnik's scorching astral mace	0		Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
5035	mirror scandalous veiny beefy astral trousers	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 12"
5036	jittery scandalous Lo Pan's quilted astral ring	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5
5037	deadly astral statuette of the boozehound of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Candy Drop: +100
5038	spinning scorching smartaleck's astral pistol of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Hot Damage: +25
5039	pulsating inspector's astral mask of Flo-Jo	0		Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +100
5040	wobbly astral pet sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +10
5041	red flame-retardant lard-coated brawny astral shirt	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1
5042	gray narrow narrow wobbly double-paned Temple Grandin's astral belt	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +5
5043	rotten tiny astral hot dog	1	???	
5044	enchanted practically non-alcoholic mediocre astral pilsner	1	???	Effect: "Frostbeard", Effect Duration: 45
5045	mirror wobbly astral hot dog dinner	0		
5046	astral six-pack	0		
5047	Clan shower	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-04"
5048	huge skewed shard of double-ice	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5049	stanky studded razor-sharp double-ice cap	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +80, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5050	blurry miser's smelly weightlifter's double-ice box	0		Muscle: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2011-04"
5051	inspector's family-friendly Jeselnik's double-ice britches	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 3xVolley, 3xLep, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-04"
5052	blue handful of numbers	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5053	Lars the Cyberian	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5054	blinking jittery intriguing puzzle box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5055	wobbly obnoxious riddle	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5056	red upside-down jittery best joke ever	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5057	triple-energized oxidized Atomic Comic	0		Effect: "Sharpened Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-04"
5058	polarized spinning Red Pill	0		Effect: "Mariachi Mood", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-04"
5059	shaking Skullhead's Screw	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5060	mysterious present	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5061	boxing-glove-in-a-box	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5062	shaking voodoo doll	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5063	shaking the finger	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5064	Salsa de las Epocas	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5065	adequate half-sized spaghetti con calaveras	2	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5066	s'more gun	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5067	low-calorie rotten cyan popcorn	1	crappy	Last Available: "2011-04"
5068	normal chaos popcorn	3	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5069	lightning-fast zippy hole of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Initiative: 60, Last Available: "2011-04"
5070	upside-down innuendo	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5071	delicious bouncing s'more	0	awesome	Last Available: "2011-04"
5072	diamond ring	0		Last Available: "2011-04"
5073	drinkable weak Russian Ice	2	good	Last Available: "2011-04"
5074	squat hardened clay ashtray	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5075	frightening lanyard	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5076	avaricious monster pants	0		Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "3xVolley, 3xPotato, cap 17", Last Available: "2011-05"
5077	fuchsia box of Pok&euml;mann band-aids	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5078	dry tarnished Pok&euml;mann band-aid	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-05"
5079	green gravedigger's Van der Graaf helmet of doom	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "3xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5080	shaking fireproof crutch	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-05"
5081	rosy-cheeked shock belt	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5082	quantum jittery tumbling Okee-Dokee soda	0		Effect: "Leo Rising", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5083	skewed dangerous rubber band gun	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-05"
5084	up-at-dawn pin-stripe slacks	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "6xSombrero, 2xPotato, cap 7", Last Available: "2011-05"
5085	rock-hard gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5086	anodized ionized blurry spinning cyan correction fluid	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-05"
5087	clever Pok&euml;mann figurine: Porkachu	0		Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5088	stylish Pok&euml;mann figurine: Magikrap	0		Moxie: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5089	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vegemite	0		Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5090	therapeutic Pok&euml;mann figurine: Vermouth	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5091	up-at-dawn Pok&euml;mann figurine: Smugleaf	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5092	Pok&euml;mann figurine: Twitter of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5093	blinking knitted Pok&euml;mann figurine: Bloodkip	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5094	olive inspector's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Hoboking	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5095	brawny Pok&euml;mann figurine: Duck	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5096	blinking flame-wreathed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Nothing	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5097	skewed jittery deadly Pok&euml;mann figurine: Kagosan	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5098	huge steel-toed Pok&euml;mann figurine: Galumpagump	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5099	beefy Pok&euml;mann figurine: Shoggoth	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5100	skewed huge Pok&euml;mann figurine: Frank of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5101	fuchsia beefcake's Pok&euml;mann figurine: Moog	0		Muscle: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5102	colloidal improved extra-altered teal willyweed	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2011-05"
5103	polymerized ionized Nuclear Blastball	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-05"
5104	extra-chilled flattened squat ghostly fish juice box	0		Effect: "Tea-hee", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-05"
5105	paint bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5106	twirling hideous egg	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5107	mediocre watered-down squat Jeppson's Malort	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-06"
5108	fistful of ashes	0		
5109	Van der Graaf stress ball	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Squeeze Stress Ball", Last Available: "2011-05"
5110	olive Li'l Businessman Kit	0		Meat Drop: +5, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2011-05"
5111	Ultracolor&trade; shirt of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2011-05"
5112	huge My Own Pen Pal kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-12"
5113	mirror packet of orchid seeds	0		
5114	stomp box	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5115	cyan huge hedge trimmers	0		
5116	jittery A. W. O. L. commendation	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5117	wobbly reconstituted crow	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5118	pulsating huge bird brain	0		
5119	busted wings	0		
5120	mirror Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	0		Last Available: "2011-05"
5121	Jack Frost's medical-grade strapping Admiral's hat	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2011-05"
5122	jittery blurry mansplainer's aviator's cap of the storm of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-05"
5123	mirrored aviator shades of Flo-Jo of the early riser	0		Initiative: +100, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-05"
5124	ghostly bouncing Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5125	bouncing Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5126	twirling Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5127	blurry Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5128	jittery Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5129	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5130	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5131	galvanized huge cyan Ultrasoldier Serum	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-06"
5132	rotten upside-down elven hardtack	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5133	weak smooth blinking blurry elven squeeze	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-06"
5134	mirror wobbly cyan lunar isotope	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5135	pulsating E.M.U. joystick	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5136	huge E.M.U. rocket thrusters	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5137	huge wobbly E.M.U. helmet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5138	E.M.U. harness	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5139	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
5140	pickled blurry astral energy drink	1		
5141	spinning Thwaitgold bee statuette	0		
5142	moon unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5143	blurry E.M.U. Unit	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5144	handful of honey	0		
5145	modified unsweetened huge bouncing honeypot	0		Effect: "Putting the Pro in Proletariat", Effect Duration: 11
5146	adequate bite-sized wild honey pie	1	good	
5147	hand-crafted honey mead	3	EPIC	
5148	skewed dance instructor's Herculean honey dipper of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Booze Drop: +100
5149	skewed bouncing bouncing mansplainer's sharpshooter's crafty honeybritches	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +15, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 2xGhuol, cap 43"
5150	greedy asbestos-lined smartaleck's honeycap	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 43"
5151	wizardly Moonthril Circlet	0		Mysticality: +25, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5152	wobbly Moonthril Greaves of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Familiar Effect: "cap 25", Last Available: "2011-06"
5153	wholesome Moonthril Flamberge	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5154	frightening Moonthril Longbow	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5155	huge electrified Moonthril Cuirass	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-06"
5156	wool plush alielf	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5157	pressed blurry Comet Drop	0		Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-09"
5158	Herculean plush dogcat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2011-06"
5159	ribald plush hamsterpus	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-06"
5160	healthy plush ferrelf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-06"
5161	Sherlock's plush alien hamsterpus	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2011-06"
5162	olive mansplainer's plush mutated alielf	0		Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2011-06"
5163	ghostly scandalous plush mutated alielephant of the glutton	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2011-06"
5164	mysterious chest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-06"
5165	narrow olive girl of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2011-06"
5166	huge top hat and cane	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5167	synthetic dog hair pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5168	distention pill	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5169	red elven medi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5170	flattened corrupted transporter transponder	0		Effect: "Mushroom Melody", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2011-06"
5171	blinking Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5172	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5173	fuchsia elven magi-pack	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5174	distilled fancy perfectly mixed bouncing Saison du Lune	5	EPIC	Effect: "Chalky Hand", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-06"
5175	perfectly mixed Moonthril Schnapps	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-06"
5176	fancy watered-down mediocre Wrecked Generator	2	decent	Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-06"
5177	rotten Spaghetti with Moonballs	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5178	small moldy Crepes a la Lune	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-06"
5179	adequate Moon Pie	4	good	Last Available: "2011-06"
5180	pressed spinning olive Comet Pop	0		Effect: "Clyde's Blessing", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-06"
5181	quadruple-cold-filtered ionized bouncing Flan in the Moon	0		Effect: "New and Improved", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2011-06"
5182	vacuum-sealed 1/6th Pound Cake	0		Effect: "Burning Hands", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-06"
5183	yellow Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5184	maroon Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5185	maroon Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5186	twirling Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5187	ghostly Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5188	non-wet pressed spinning honey stick	0		Effect: "Musky", Effect Duration: 54
5189	pressed chilled ghostly bouncing double-ice gum	0		Effect: "Buttermilk Boogie", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-04"
5190	olive up-at-dawn groovy Operation Patriot Shield of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Item Drop: +20, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Last Available: "2011-07", Variable
5191	squirming egg sac	0		Last Available: "2011-06"
5192	moist flattened extra-deionized maroon corrupted data	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-06"
5193	11-inch knob sausage	0		
5194	exorcised sandwich	0		
5195	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	0		Last Available: "2011-07"
5196	squat Great S-Cape of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5197	Newton's Marvelous Unitard	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2011-07"
5198	denatured shaking gooey paste	1	awesome	Effect: "Physicali Tea", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-08"
5199	compressed ghostly beastly paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5200	pickled ghostly blurry cyan paste	1	decent	Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5201	modified pulsating ectoplasmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5202	diluted greasy paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5203	twisted bug paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5204	twisted huge hippy paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5205	altered blurry lime green orc paste	1	crappy	Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-08"
5206	altered olive huge demonic paste	1	decent	Last Available: "2011-08"
5207	modified skewed huge lime green indescribably horrible paste	1	decent	Effect: "Meatwise", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-08"
5208	altered skewed paste	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-08"
5209	dried goblin paste	1	decent	Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-08"
5210	pickled teal pirate paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5211	pickled jittery narrow blue chlorophyll paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5212	dehydrated tumbling paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5213	dried skewed blurry Mer-kin paste	1	decent	Effect: "Human-Penguin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5214	pickled slimy paste	1	decent	Effect: "Grape Expectations", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2011-08"
5215	powdered pulsating penguin paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5216	powdered skewed upside-down elemental paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5217	boiled narrow cosmic paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5218	pickled twirling narrow hobo paste	1	good	Last Available: "2011-08"
5219	compressed jittery jittery blinking Crimbo paste	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-08"
5220	purple Teachings of the Fist	0		
5221	blinking fat loot token	0		No Pull
5222	upside-down Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	0		
5223	Tome of Clip Art	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Clip Art"
5224	moldy jumbo Ur-Donut	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5225	The Bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5226	box of Familiar Jacks	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5227	bad upside-down bucket of wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5228	stale ultrafondue	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5229	unbearable light	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5230	olive snowflake	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5231	crystal skull	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5232	borrowed time	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5233	ghostly box of hammers	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5234	manspreader's shining halo	0		Monster Level: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5235	Temple Grandin's furry halo	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5236	frosty halo of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5237	olive weightlifter's time halo	0		Muscle: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-09"
5238	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Lumineux Limnio	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5239	mediocre triple-distilled Morto Moreto	7	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5240	triple-distilled enchanted perfectly mixed Temps Tempranillo	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-09"
5241	smooth triple-distilled Bordeaux Marteaux	7	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5242	smooth spinning Fromage Pinotage	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5243	smooth Beignet Milgranet	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5244	drinkable bouncing Muschat	3	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5245	spoiled tumbling cool jelly donut	3	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5246	immense stale shaking shrapnel jelly donut	6	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5247	bland snack-sized occult jelly donut	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5248	yummy thyme jelly donut	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5249	half-sized spoiled jittery skewed danish	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5250	normal smashed danish	4	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5251	normal snack-sized shaking forbidden danish	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5252	diet delicious cool cat claw	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-09"
5253	bland enchanted blunt cat claw	3	decent	Effect: "Super Structure", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5254	jumbo spoiled bouncing shadowy cat claw	5	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5255	spoiled pulsating cheezburger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-09"
5256	snack-sized decent toasted brie	2	good	Last Available: "2011-09"
5257	corrupted pickled lime green potion of the field gar	0		Effect: "Hella Smooth", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2011-09"
5258	polymerized too legit potion	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2011-09"
5259	vacuum-sealed twirling Bright Water	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2011-09"
5260	ionized cold-filtered water	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2011-09"
5261	quadruple-activated flattened tumbling gray graveyard snowglobe	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2011-09"
5262	galvanized ghostly cool cat elixir	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-09"
5263	diffused extra-colloidal potion of the captain's hammer	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2011-09"
5264	aerosolized electrified potion of X-ray vision	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2011-09"
5265	enhanced quadruple-boiled potion of the litterbox	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-09"
5266	ionized tarnished magnetized potion of animal rage	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-09"
5267	enhanced potion of punctual companionship	0		Effect: "Brocolate Brostidigitation", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-09"
5268	narrow twirling holy bomb, batman	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5269	maroon bobcat grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5270	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5271	broken glass grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5272	noxious gas grenade	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5273	skull with a fuse in it	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5274	fuchsia boozebomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5275	blue personal trainer's hammerus	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Last Available: "2011-09"
5276	resourceful blunt icepick	0		Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5277	fluorescent lightbulb of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5278	hardy blammer of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2011-09"
5279	upside-down hardened clock-cleaning hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Last Available: "2011-09"
5280	purple 4:20 bomb	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5281	tumbling skewed cyan toasty broken clock	0		Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5282	beefcake's dethklok	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-09"
5283	squat huge Annie Oakley's glacial clock	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5284	Gygaxian Libram	0		Last Available: "2011-09", Skill: "Summon Dice"
5285	d4	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5286	d6	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5287	d8	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5288	fuchsia d10	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5289	d12	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5290	d20	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5291	generic healing potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5292	teal generic mana potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5293	tumbling generic restorative potion	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5294	kobold treasure hoard	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5295	pulsating newborn kobold	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5296	slightly thicker filthy rags	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-09"
5297	dungeon dragon chest	0		Last Available: "2011-09"
5298	stale purple phish stick	3	decent	Last Available: "2011-09"
5299	foul-smelling MacGyver's plastic vampire fangs of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed", Last Available: "2011-10"
5300	Interview With You (a Vampire)	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5301	upside-down Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5302	narrow your own heart	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5303	jittery careful Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	0		Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5304	grievous Chalice of the Malkovich Prince of the sewer of the businessman	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5305	razor-sharp Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Last Available: "2011-10"
5306	teal rosewater-soaked Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-10"
5307	yellow Haunted Sorority House staff guide	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5308	fuchsia ghost trap	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5309	chainsaw chain	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5310	shotgun shell	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5311	olive funhouse mirror	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5312	boiled oxidized ghostly body paint	0		Effect: "Tenacity of the Snapper", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5313	chilled oxidized blue necrotizing body spray	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2011-10"
5314	concentrated modified bite-me-red lipstick	0		Effect: "You Know Where to Go", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2011-10"
5315	triple-flattened huge whisker pencil	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-10"
5316	warmed press-on ribs	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-10"
5317	altered magnetized Rattlin' Chains	0		Effect: "Nano-juiced", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2011-10"
5318	boiled diffused concentrated bouncing Gummy Brains	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2011-10"
5319	activated twirling Blood 'n' Plenty	0		Effect: "Jelly Combed", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-10"
5320	wet Lobos Mints	0		Effect: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2011-10"
5321	altered huge Sweet Sword	0		Effect: "Sneaky Serpentine Subtlety", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2011-10"
5322	delicious watered-down Ecto-Cooler	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5323	hand-crafted weak Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5324	delicious weak Blood Light	2	awesome	Last Available: "2011-10"
5325	artisanal olive Silver Bullet beer	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5326	perfectly mixed Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot;	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-10"
5327	blurry tumbling ghost protocol	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5328	dry narrow blurry sorority brain	0		Effect: "Cool, Catlike", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2011-10"
5329	irradiated ionized purple Nightstalker perfume	0		Effect: "Cockroach Scurry", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-10"
5330	liquefied drum of pomade	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2011-10"
5331	throwing bone	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5332	mirror reassuring extra-see-thru nightie	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-10"
5333	lard-coated coward's BRAINS shorts	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1.5xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5334	fireproof Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5335	tumbling pulsating scorching scrunchie	0		Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-10"
5336	jittery dangerous extremely skinny jeans of the sweet-tooth	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2011-10"
5337	weightlifter's The Necbromancer's Hat of vim and vigor	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2011-10"
5338	jittery greasy Jack Frost's veiny The Necbromancer's Stein	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-10"
5339	wobbly ribald nasty The Necbromancer's Shorts of temperance	0		Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xGhuol", Last Available: "2011-10"
5340	upside-down lion tamer's rosy-cheeked The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-10"
5341	The Necbronomicon	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5342	mediocre The Cooler Out of Space	4	decent	Last Available: "2011-10"
5343	ghostly The Necbronomicon (used)	0		Skill: "Summon &quot;Boner Battalion&quot;", Last Available: "2011-10"
5344	sorority girl's box	0		Last Available: "2011-10"
5345	magnetized wet pulsating Necbro wafers	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
5346	death blossom	0		
5347	bouncing A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Weight Gain", Last Available: "2009-12"
5348	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Jingle Bells", Last Available: "2009-12"
5349	twirling A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Candyblast", Last Available: "2009-12"
5350	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Surge of Icing", Last Available: "2009-12"
5351	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Stealth Mistletoe", Last Available: "2009-12"
5352	narrow lime green A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Cringle's Curative Carol", Last Available: "2009-12"
5353	jar of oil	0		
5354	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Skill: "Iron Palm Technique", Last Available: "2010-06"
5355	fuchsia Uncle Romulus (used)	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Skill: "Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin", Last Available: "2010-03"
5356	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Skill: "Stringozzi Serpent", Last Available: "2010-04"
5357	Zu Mannk&auml;se Dienen (used)	0		Class: "Sauceror", Skill: "K&auml;seso&szlig;esturm", Last Available: "2010-01"
5358	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Skill: "Kung Fu Hustler", Last Available: "2011-01"
5359	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	0		Class: "Accordion Thief", Skill: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Last Available: "2010-02"
5360	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	0		Skill: "Toynado", Last Available: "2010-12"
5361	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	0		Skill: "Wassail", Last Available: "2010-12"
5362	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	0		Skill: "Fashionably Late", Last Available: "2011-01"
5363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	0		Skill: "Executive Narcolepsy", Last Available: "2011-01"
5364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	0		Skill: "Lunch Break", Last Available: "2011-01"
5365	spinning CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	0		Skill: "Offensive Joke", Last Available: "2011-01"
5366	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	0		Skill: "Managerial Manipulation", Last Available: "2011-01"
5367	twirling Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	0		Skill: "Natural Born Skeleton Killer", Last Available: "2011-05"
5368	squat Ellsbury's journal (used)	0		Skill: "Unaccompanied Miner", Last Available: "2010-09"
5369	bouncing hale KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-09"
5370	boiler	0		
5371	bouncing narrow stuffed-shirt scarecrow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5372	hale plastic trollipop	0		Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5373	wizardly plastic Fudge Wizard	0		Mysticality: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5374	reassuring plastic abominable fudgeman	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2011-12"
5375	stylish plastic colollilossus	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5376	inspector's Lo Pan's plastic Big Candy	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5377	The Groose in the Hoose	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5378	spruce juice	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5379	denatured pulsating groose grease	1	crappy	Last Available: "2012-12"
5380	lollipop stick	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5381	bananagate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5382	pearidot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5383	tourmalime	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5384	kumquartz	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5385	strawberyl	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5386	lightning-fast ridiculous belt	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5387	nippy ridiculous earring	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5388	blue electrified ridiculous sunglasses	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5389	spoiled ridiculous sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5390	watered-down tolerable special ridiculous cocktail	2	good	Effect: "Heart of Pink", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5391	purple Fonzie's slick zombie monkey necklace	0		Moxie: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1
5392	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	0		
5393	scrap of paper	0		
5394	mirror sandpaper	0		
5395	peppermint sprout	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5396	super-irradiated peppermint twist	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2011-11"
5397	delicious peppermint patty	4	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5398	peppermint crook	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5399	squat peppermint rhino baby	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5400	pulsating candy cane candygram	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5401	upside-down peppermint parasol	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5402	beefcake's candy cane	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2011-12"
5403	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5404	Peppermint Pip Packet	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5405	coward's forbidden strapping cane-mail shirt	0		Muscle: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2011-12"
5406	bouncing censurious electrified forbidden cane-mail pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-12"
5407	artisanal Vodka Matryoshka	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-12"
5408	enchanted delicious Gin Mint	4	awesome	Effect: "Bone Chilling", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2011-12"
5409	smooth gray Tequiz Navidad	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-12"
5410	tolerable blinking Mint Yulep	3	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5411	distilled tolerable Crimbojito	5	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5412	acceptable weak Sangria de Menthe	2	good	Last Available: "2011-12"
5413	upside-down candycaine powder	0		Last Available: "2011-12"
5414	licorice boa	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-12"
5415	extra-dry boiled licorice root	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-12"
5416	alkaline banana supersucker	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2011-11"
5417	super-polymerized pear supersucker	0		Effect: "[1609]Dancin' Fool", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2011-11"
5418	wet Vulcanized pulsating lime supersucker	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2011-11"
5419	activated green ghostly kumquat supersucker	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2011-11"
5420	extra-chilled frozen energized green strawberry supersucker	0		Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2011-11"
5421	bananarama bangle of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5422	huge pair of pearidot earrings of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5423	cool tourmalime tourniquet	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5424	blurry supercharged kumquartz ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5425	rosewater-soaked strawberyl necklace	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5426	huge wholesome Rosewater's sucker bucket	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5427	frightening sucker hakama	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "afk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5428	sucker kabuto of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2011-11"
5429	pulsating auspicious sucker tachi	0		Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2011-11"
5430	sucker scaffold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5431	cinnamon troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5432	olive grape troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5433	raspberry troll doll	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5434	twirling DNOTC Box	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
5435	fudgecule	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5436	liquefied wet fudge lily	0		Effect: "Whitened Teeth", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2011-11"
5437	skewed superheated fudge	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5438	liquefied quadruple-diffused fluid of fudge-finding	0		Effect: "Boo Tea", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2011-11"
5439	fudgepuck	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5440	half-sized fancy spoiled fuchsia fudgesicle	2	crappy	Effect: "Coated Arms", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2011-11"
5441	wand of fudge control	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5442	The Kloop in the Coop	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
5443	miniscule beatbox	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5444	vacuum-sealed galvanized devilish folio	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-12"
5445	clumsiness bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5446	jar full of wind	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5447	dangerous jerkcicle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5448	furious stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5449	fuchsia vanity stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5450	lecherous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5451	twirling jealousy stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5452	avarice stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5453	shaking gluttonous stone	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5454	wobbly tumbling gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5455	teal gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5456	blinking gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5457	quadruple-irradiated Fudgie Roll	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5458	small spoiled fudge bunny	2	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5459	fudge spork	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5460	tumbling pulsating bouncing resourceful educational smartaleck's fudgecycle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +1, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2011-11"
5461	fudge cube	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5462	shaking blank fudge mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5463	Libram of Resolutions	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-01", Skill: "Summon Resolutions"
5464	wet quantum resolution: be wealthier	0		Effect: "Mmmmmelon", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2012-01"
5465	flattened triple-improved resolution: be happier	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2012-01"
5466	chilled resolution: be stronger	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-01"
5467	corrupted energized resolution: be smarter	0		Effect: "Pumped Up", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-01"
5468	wet resolution: be sexier	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2012-01"
5469	oxidized maroon resolution: be feistier	0		Effect: "Glittering Eyelashes", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2012-01"
5470	adjusted boiled double-vacuum-sealed resolution: be kinder	0		Effect: "New Zeal", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2012-01"
5471	galvanized liquefied dry resolution: be more adventurous	0		Effect: "Oiled Skin", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2012-01"
5472	chilled oxidized resolution: be luckier	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-01"
5473	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5474	gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5475	narrow gummi ingot	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5476	pressed deionized blue tumbling gummi salamander	0		Effect: "Hombre Muerto Caminando", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5477	nitrogenated nitrogenated teal gummi snake	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2011-11"
5478	flattened gummi canary	0		Effect: "Good Karma", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2011-11"
5479	half-sized stale huge gummi bear	2	decent	Last Available: "2011-11"
5480	low-calorie tasty shaking blinking gray gummi bear	1	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5481	special flavorless gummi bear	3	decent	Effect: "Macho, Macho Dog", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5482	small adequate upside-down drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5483	small decent shaking drunki-bear	2	good	Last Available: "2011-11"
5484	toothsome tumbling drunki-bear	3	awesome	Last Available: "2011-11"
5485	bouncing twirling Oprah's gummi bowtie	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5486	fudge pocket square of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2011-11"
5487	lollipop cufflinks of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2011-11"
5488	bouncing trilobite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5489	ammonite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5490	belemnite fossil	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5491	wobbly trilobite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5492	tumbling ammonite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5493	belemnite candy mold	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5494	diffused super-unsweetened quadruple-aerosolized upside-down gummi trilobite	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2011-11"
5495	warmed magnetized concentrated shaking gummi ammonite	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2011-11"
5496	warmed liquefied gummi belemnite	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2011-11"
5497	all-year sucker	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5498	twirling heart of dark chocolate	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5499	lime green electrified sage Big Candy's tophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2011-11"
5500	huge Fuzzby	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2011-11"
5501	Jackass Plumber home game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5502	upside-down Trivial Avocations board game	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5503	spinning narrow Tickle-Me Emilio	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5504	blessed box	0		
5505	tumbling fuchsia pack of pogs	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5506	rotten jerky coins	4	crappy	Last Available: "2011-11"
5507	hand-crafted Go-Wassail	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2011-11"
5508	tarnished mirror Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2011-11"
5509	flattened bottle of bubbles	0		Effect: "Become Intensely interested", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2011-11"
5510	tarnished wind-up meatcar	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2011-11"
5511	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5512	wobbly Trivial Avocations Card: When?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5513	olive Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5514	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5515	pog #01 (spider)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5516	huge pog #02 (Knob goblin)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5517	olive pog #03 (warwelf)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5518	pog #04 (skleleton)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5519	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5520	green pog #06 (filthy hippy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5521	pulsating pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5522	pog #08 (hellion)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5523	pog #09 (pirate)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5524	narrow pog #10 (hobo)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5525	upside-down pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	0		Last Available: "2011-11"
5526	triple-denatured Atomic Pop	0		Effect: "Big Meat Big Prizes", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2020-09"
5527	spinning do-rag	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2011-11"
5528	whimpering willow bark	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5529	yummy massive olive berries of suffering	9	awesome	Last Available: "2012-12"
5530	energized baobab sap	0		Effect: "Cletus's Canticle of Celerity", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-12"
5531	gray twirling cup of hickory chicory	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5532	magnolia blossom	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5533	anodized triple-ionized twirling Mortimer's nostrum	0		Effect: "Demonic Flavor", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2012-12"
5534	artisanal wobbly Barulio's bottle	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-12"
5535	adjusted Marvin's marvelous pill	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-12"
5536	squat Winifred's whistle	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5537	prose pen	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5538	wobbly half-empty carton of milk	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5539	red glass of warm water	0		Free Pull
5540	deionized desktop zen garden	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
5541	upside-down Vivian's Vitamin	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5542	pink-belly slapper	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5543	stylish Leapin' Trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -15
5544	tolerable practically non-alcoholic eggnog	1	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
5545	bland huge hamhock	10	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
5546	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	0		Skill: "Torment Plant", Last Available: "2012-12"
5547	Clancy's sackbut	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5548	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	0		Skill: "Pinch Ghost", Last Available: "2012-12"
5549	Clancy's crumhorn	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5550	tumbling The Snitch's Manifesto	0		Skill: "Tattle", Last Available: "2012-12"
5551	Clancy's lute	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5552	shaking Van der Graaf Trusty	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5553	can of Rain-Doh	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5554	blinking empty Rain-Doh can	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5555	moist liquefied maroon fireclutch	0		Effect: "Slightly Larger Than Usual", Effect Duration: 64
5556	boxer's weightlifter's Rain-Doh wings	0		Muscle: +15, Muscle Percent: +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5557	blue Rain-Doh agent	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5558	coward's Rain-Doh laser gun of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +100, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5559	Rain-Doh lantern of Leguizamo of the detective	0		Monster Level: +20, Item Drop: +20, Softcore Only, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Stench", Last Available: "2012-02"
5560	Rain-Doh balls	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5561	Rain-Doh indigo cup	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5562	squat horrifying savvy Rain-Doh violet bo	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2012-02"
5563	narrow Rain-Doh box	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5564	bouncing lime green Rain-Doh box full of monster	0		Last Available: "2012-02"
5565	flavorless PB&BP	3	decent	
5566	toothsome shaking club sandwich	3	awesome	
5567	bland half-sized corned-beef Reuben	2	decent	
5568	frayed ninja rope	0		
5569	dull ninja crampons	0		
5570	loose ninja carabiner	0		
5571	wobbly Groar's fur	0		
5572	purple bouncing Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	0		
5573	delicious weak pulsating Drac & Tan	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5574	perfectly mixed upside-down Transylvania Sling	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5575	distilled acceptable Shot of the Living Dead	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5576	distilled tolerable tumbling Buttery Knob	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5577	mediocre Slippery Knob	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5578	practically non-alcoholic artisanal Flaming Knob	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5579	irresponsibly strong perfectly mixed Grasshopper	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5580	smooth ghostly Locust	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5581	mediocre upside-down Plague of Locusts	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5582	delicious Red Dwarf	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5583	perfectly mixed watered-down fuchsia Golden Mean	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5584	tolerable blurry Green Giant	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5585	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Aye Aye	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5586	boozy artisanal Aye Aye, Captain	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5587	delicious Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5588	watered-down aged Humanitini	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5589	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed tumbling More Humanitini than Humanitini	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5590	tolerable Oh, the Humanitini	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5591	fancy bad Great Older Fashioned	4	decent	Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-03"
5592	artisanal Fuzzy Tentacle	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5593	enchanted mediocre weak blinking Crazymaker	2	decent	Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-03"
5594	lousy Zoodriver	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5595	weak perfectly mixed Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5596	lousy Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5597	artisanal Suffering Sinner	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5598	aged triple-distilled Suppurating Sinner	10	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5599	weak aged Sizzling Sinner	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5600	hand-crafted Firewater	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5601	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic shaking ghostly Earth and Firewater	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5602	practically non-alcoholic aged blinking lime green Earth, Wind and Firewater	1	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5603	artisanal skewed Slimosa	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5604	mediocre watered-down Extra-slimy Slimosa	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5605	drinkable Slimebite	4	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5606	bad practically non-alcoholic Cement Mixer	1	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5607	lousy huge Jackhammer	4	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5608	bad enchanted watered-down Dump Truck	2	decent	Effect: "The Sweats", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5609	watered-down delicious squat Fauna Libre	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5610	artisanal Chakra Libre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5611	perfectly mixed wobbly Aura Libre	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5612	acceptable boozy Sazerorc	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5613	enchanted hand-crafted Sazuruk-hai	3	EPIC	Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5614	artisanal weak Flaming Sazerorc	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5615	watered-down delicious shaking Green Velvet	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5616	enchanted lousy fortified Green Muslin	5	decent	Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2012-03"
5617	mediocre strong Green Burlap	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-03"
5618	artisanal Mohobo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5619	strong hand-crafted Moonshine Mohobo	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5620	weak acceptable shaking Flaming Mohobo	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5621	perfectly mixed watered-down Drunken Philosopher	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5622	acceptable weak squat Drunken Neurologist	2	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5623	drinkable squat Drunken Astrophysicist	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5624	drinkable Dark & Starry	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5625	acceptable practically non-alcoholic enchanted mirror Black Hole	1	good	Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-03"
5626	artisanal weak Event Horizon	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5627	tolerable practically non-alcoholic Herring Daiquiri	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5628	artisanal distilled maroon Herring Wallbanger	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5629	practically non-alcoholic drinkable Herringtini	1	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5630	acceptable fortified wobbly cyan Lollipop Drop	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5631	aged Candy Alexander	4	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5632	perfectly mixed upside-down Candicaine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5633	tolerable boozy Caipiranha	5	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5634	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Flying Caipiranha	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5635	delicious jittery tumbling Flaming Caipiranha	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-03"
5636	drinkable blue Punchplanter	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5637	hand-crafted mirror Doublepunchplanter	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-03"
5638	acceptable Haymaker	3	good	Last Available: "2012-03"
5639	Small Medium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-03"
5640	crystal decanter	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-03"
5641	bland fungus	3	decent	
5642	poisoned dart	0		
5643	liquefied colloidal stone wool	0		Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 27
5644	spinning stones	0		
5645	the Nostril of the Serpent	0		
5646	calendar fragment	0		
5647	Van der Graaf calendar	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
5648	Oprah's experienced Boris's Helm	0		Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5649	chilly ruddy staph of homophones	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Damage: +5, Alters Page Text
5650	narrow wobbly Usain Bolt's horrifying foul-smelling Boris's Helm (askew)	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Familiar Effect: "atk, MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-04", Minstrel Level: +1, Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Boris)]
5651	pulsating mime soul fragment	0		Last Available: "2012-04"
5652	Monster Manuel	0		Free Pull
5653	olive key-o-tron	0		
5654	rotten blurry nailswurst	4	crappy	
5655	delicious used beer	3	awesome	
5656	Huggler Radio	0		Free Pull
5657	fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu recipe	0		Recipe: "fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu"
5658	slap and slap again recipe	0		Recipe: "slap and slap again"
5659	insulting hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Effect: "cap 2"
5660	squat horrifying offensive moustache	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip
5661	frightening hairshirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5
5662	mirror Olympic-sized Clan crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-05"
5663	microwave	0		Free Pull
5664	pony keg	0		Free Pull
5665	How to Tolerate Jerks	0		Skill: "Thick-Skinned"
5666	How to Hold a Grudge	0		Skill: "Chip on your Shoulder"
5667	wobbly puppet strings	0		Free Pull
5668	bagged &quot;L&quot;	0		
5669	club	0		
5670	decent spinning fettucini &eacute;pines Inconnu	4	good	
5671	special smooth slap and slap again	3	awesome	Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 5
5672	gunpowder burrito	2	good	
5673	beery blood	2	good	
5674	&quot;L&quot;	0		
5675	compressed purple watered-down Red Minotaur	1		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
5676	pool torpedo	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5677	inspector's Ze&trade; goggles	0		Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "Atk, cap 7", Last Available: "2012-05"
5678	huge soggy used band-aid	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5679	blinking Van der Graaf stylish swimsuit of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 10", Last Available: "2012-05"
5680	lost key	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5681	yummy P.B.L.T.	3	awesome	
5682	note from Clancy	0		Skill: "Request Sandwich"
5683	BURT	0		
5684	handful of juicy garbage	0		
5685	bugbear communicator badge	0		
5686	quantum nanopolymer spider web	0		
5687	fuchsia skewed bugbear autopsy tweezers	0		
5688	lime green blinking Rosewater's UV monocular	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Single Equip
5689	drone self-destruct chip	0		
5690	Jeff Goldblum larva	0		
5691	pacification grenade	0		
5692	blurry sinister quantum disintegrator pistol	0		Spell Damage: +10
5693	twirling phase-tuned shield generator belt of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
5694	spinning shaking Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	0		
5695	bugbear detector of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Single Equip
5696	bugbear purification pill	0		
5697	1 Meat	0		
5698	wobbly Fonzie's The Lost Glasses of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
5699	shaking blue twirling The Lost Pill Bottle	0		Last Available: "2012-05"
5700	The Lost Comb	0		
5701	skewed Moping Artistic Goth Kid	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-06"
5702	mannequin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5703	pulsating crayon shavings	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5704	wax bugbear	0		Last Available: "2012-06"
5705	pulsating flame-retardant Herculean wax hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2012-06"
5706	lime green upside-down Annie Oakley's personal trainer's wax pants	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 3xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2012-06"
5707	FDKOL commendation	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5708	pressed aerosolized drop of water-37	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-07"
5709	mansplainer's fireman's helmet of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: +15, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "cold atk", Last Available: "2012-07"
5712	Socratic fire axe	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2012-07"
5713	careful thinker's beefcake's fire extinguisher	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2012-07"
5714	FDKOL tattoo	0		
5715	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5716	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	0		Skill: "Frigidalmatian", Last Available: "2012-07"
5717	bland teal FDKOL hotcakes	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5718	hot egg	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5719	smoking grass	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5720	half-sized delicious blue fiery wing	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5721	skewed skewed electrified wings of fire of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2012-07"
5722	studded FDKOL fire hose	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2012-07"
5723	triple-corrupted Vulcanized magnetized huge twirling bottle of fire	0		Effect: "Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2012-07"
5724	lime green skewed molten brick	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5725	hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5726	ribald weightlifter's hot daub bun	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5727	boxer's hot daub stand of James Dean	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 21", Last Available: "2012-07"
5728	scorching sizzling foot-long hot daub	0		Hot Damage: 35, Last Available: "2012-07"
5729	ballpark hot daub	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5730	flavorless angst burger	3	decent	
5731	watered-down drinkable 5-hour acrimony	2	good	
5732	blank note	0		
5733	eerily silent box	0		
5734	miniature normal forbidden sausage	2	good	
5735	Lord Flameface's cloak of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swirl Cloak", Last Available: "2012-07"
5736	double-polarized Drizzlers&trade; Black Licorice	0		Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 25
5737	non-energized concentrated blue daub-breaker	0		Effect: "Je Ne Sais Porquoise", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2020-09"
5738	Camp Scout backpack of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Softcore Only, Drops Items, Last Available: "2012-07"
5739	gray CSA fire-starting kit	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5740	immense special normal bag of GORP	7	good	Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-07"
5741	bad water purification pills	3	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5742	Camp Scout pup tent	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5743	boozy lousy CSA scoutmaster's &quot;water&quot;	5	decent	Last Available: "2012-07"
5744	yummy small bag of GORF	2	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5745	huge mirror CSA discount card	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
5746	rotten blinking yellow bag of QWOP	3	crappy	Last Available: "2012-07"
5747	enhanced CSA bravery badge	0		Effect: "Vitamin-Maxed", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2012-07"
5748	huge CSA all-purpose soap	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5749	aged CSA cheerfulness ration	3	awesome	Last Available: "2012-07"
5750	CSA obedience grenade	0		Last Available: "2012-07"
5751	blurry Tales of the Word Realms	0		
5752	rotten crappy brain	4	crappy	
5753	small flavorless decent brain	2	decent	
5754	moldy fancy good brain	4	crappy	Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 35
5755	tiny bland blurry boss brain	1	decent	
5756	massive stale blinking hunter brain	10	decent	
5758	censurious nasty Staff of Holiday Sensations of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2011-11"
5759	flame-wreathed Da Vinci's staff	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10
5760	Sherlock's Rosewater's staff of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Candy Drop: +100
5761	friendly smartaleck's sage Staff of the Scummy Sink	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Slime Hates It: +1
5762	tumbling nose	0		
5763	zippy veiny Superhero Reboots	0		Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +20
5764	wobbly friendly sage fuzzy busby	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5765	bouncing greedy inspector's fuzzy earmuffs	0		Item Drop: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5766	shaking auspicious Tesla quilted fuzzy montera	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 32"
5767	skewed Unagnimated Gnome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-08"
5768	gnomish swimmer's ears	0		Better Diver: +10, Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "underwater", Last Available: "2012-08"
5769	gnomish coal miner's lung	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2012-08"
5770	upside-down gnomish tennis elbow	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "damage", Last Available: "2012-08"
5771	gnomish housemaid's kgnee	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "gain advs", Last Available: "2012-08"
5772	wobbly gnomish athlete's foot	0		Equips On: "Reagnimated Gnome", Familiar Effect: "delevel", Last Available: "2012-08"
5773	squat Thwaitgold maggot statuette	0		
5774	talkative skull	0		
5775	fronts	0		Familiar Weight: +5
5776	teal Barney's rake of the sewer of the glutton	0		Stench Damage: +25, Food Drop: +100
5778	decent bouncing idiot brain	4	good	
5779	cyan keel-haulin' knife of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100
5780	Samson's ice cream scoop	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
5781	watered-down smooth soft echo eyedrop antidote martini	2	awesome	
5782	yellow morningwood plank	0		
5783	raging hardwood plank	0		
5784	weirdwood plank	0		
5785	blinking thick caulk	0		
5786	hard screw	0		
5787	messy butt joint	0		
5788	smut orc keepsake box	0		
5789	bubblin' crude	0		
5790	box of bear arms	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5791	Temple Grandin's dance instructor's right bear arm	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Kodiak Moment", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Grizzly Scene", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5792	family-friendly ruddy left bear arm of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-Backrub", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bear-ly Legal", Last Available: "2012-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Zombie Slayer)]
5793	wobbly MacGyver's Hat O' Nine Tails	0		Maximum MP: +100
5794	wet upside-down Enchanted Plunger	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 49
5795	chilled blue bouncing Enchanted Flyswatter	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 52
5796	boiled twirling bouncing Gearhead Goo	0		Effect: "Flaming Weapon", Effect Duration: 44
5797	corrupted spinning spinning Missing Eye Simulation Device	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 22
5798	ionized shaking Gnollish Crossdress	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 67
5799	ionized bouncing blurry eldritch dough	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 46
5800	nitrogenated flattened Charity's choker	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 50
5801	boiled super-deionized Smart Bone Dust	0		Effect: "Slightly Mutated", Effect Duration: 31
5802	ionized red perpendicular guano	0		Effect: "Slimily Sagacious", Effect Duration: 65
5803	Vulcanized frozen teal blurry White Chocolate Golem Seeds	0		Effect: "Tingly Elbows", Effect Duration: 41
5804	quadruple-tarnished cyan huge Shivering Ch&egrave;vre	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 48
5805	extra-pickled modified frozen red breath mint	0		Effect: "Disco Inferno", Effect Duration: 65
5806	pickled muesli	0		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 63
5807	denatured quantum glass of warm milk	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 25
5808	ionized tumbling glass of gnat milk	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 48
5809	corrupted pulsating Knob Goblin Mutagen	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 56
5810	liquefied double-activated Tears of the Quiet Healer	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 21
5811	anodized extra-colloidal modified tube of lipstick	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 21
5812	colloidal cold-filtered triple-nitrogenated spinning skelelton spine	0		Effect: "Stemonitis Storm", Effect Duration: 31
5813	moist smut orc sunglasses	0		Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 11
5814	flattened blinking blob of acid	0		Effect: "Salad Days", Effect Duration: 59
5815	improved tarnished flayed mind	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 47
5816	aerosolized pulsating kobold kibble	0		Effect: "Bandersnatched", Effect Duration: 18
5817	ionized quantum mirror forest spirit rattle	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 39
5818	dry skewed blinking Stone Golem pebbles	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 68
5819	flattened upside-down gravy fairy warlock hat	0		Effect: "Dreadful Heat", Effect Duration: 39
5820	pickled ionized blurry upside-down bull blubber	0		Effect: "Favored by Lyle", Effect Duration: 46
5821	dry shaking frog lip-print	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 47
5822	boiled quadruple-quantum aerosolized gazely stare	0		Effect: "Boon of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 19
5823	polarized boiled canopic jar	0		Effect: "Healthy Red Glow", Effect Duration: 15
5824	improved oxidized boiled gray clove-flavored lip balm	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 55
5825	Vulcanized vacuum-sealed wobbly Skullery Maid's Knee	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 65
5826	modified pickled bouncing zombie hollandaise	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 30
5827	unsweetened quantum aerosolized ghostly skeletal banana	0		Effect: "Stickler for Promptness", Effect Duration: 11
5828	boiled ionized gilt perfume bottle	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 23
5829	dry janglin' bones	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 16
5830	extra-magnetized spinning skewed pygmy papers	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 52
5831	electrified liquefied pygmy dart	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 26
5832	non-energized squat secret mummy herbs and spices	0		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 16
5833	energized maroon brigand brittle	0		Effect: "Heart of Green", Effect Duration: 64
5834	diffused super-alkaline holistic headache remedy	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 58
5835	magnetized red scrunchie tourniquet	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 30
5836	triple-flattened triple-energized embezzler's oil	0		Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 35
5837	flattened concentrated liquefied Fu Manchu Wax	0		Effect: "Bloody Bloody Bloody!", Effect Duration: 36
5838	non-vacuum-sealed Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 62
5839	electrified ravenous eye	0		Effect: "Empty Inside", Effect Duration: 16
5840	aerosolized double-activated teal Rogue Windmill Rouge	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 37
5841	extra-activated A muse-bouche	0		Effect: "Hippy Flavor", Effect Duration: 53
5842	quadruple-deionized toothbrush	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 50
5843	double-galvanized jittery blinking pirate cream pie	0		Effect: "The Best a Pirate Can Get", Effect Duration: 62
5844	Vulcanized una poca de gracia	0		Effect: "Phairly Balanced", Effect Duration: 52
5845	energized deionized wobbly compressed air canister	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 63
5846	anodized tumbling salt water taffy	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 32
5847	ionized cold-filtered unholy water	0		Effect: "Squid Squint", Effect Duration: 18
5848	non-flattened narrow cyan Bangyomaman battle juice	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 53
5849	pressed pressed handyman &quot;hand soap&quot;	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 42
5850	colloidal space marine flash grenade	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 40
5851	cold-filtered wobbly temporary tribal tattoo	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 55
5852	Vulcanized blinking blinking oil-filled donut	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 21
5853	irradiated moist stick-on gnome beard	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 59
5854	electrified yellow BRICKO stud	0		Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 36
5855	quadruple-warmed pickled red skewed Osk'r Chow	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 19
5856	flattened Scuba Snack	0		Effect: "Mushroom Samba", Effect Duration: 39
5857	non-electrified polarized vacuum-sealed grey cube	0		Effect: "Lit Up", Effect Duration: 50
5858	colloidal boiled quantum green votive candle	0		Effect: "Rosewater Mark", Effect Duration: 17
5859	extra-dry flattened extra-cold-filtered booby trap	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 56
5860	deionized blinking Agent Corrigan's cigarette	0		Effect: "Impregnabili Tea", Effect Duration: 27
5861	liquefied good ash	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 15
5862	fuchsia pulsating Tome of Rad Libs	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-09", Skill: "Summon Rad Libs"
5863	Rad Lib	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5864	blue papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; glob	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5865	irradiated vacuum-sealed Vulcanized jittery papier-mochi	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2012-09"
5866	warmed triple-diffused flattened twirling papier-m&acirc;chaeranthera	0		Effect: "Berry Elemental", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2012-09"
5867	chilled twirling mirror tumbling papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; toothpicks	0		Effect: "A View to Some Meat", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2012-09"
5868	squat frightening banded papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute;te	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Spooky Damage: +5, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5869	twirling occult papier-m&acirc;chine gun of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5870	Sherlock's greasy papier-masque	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Last Available: "2012-09"
5871	papier-mitre of the brute of doom	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5872	pulsating gray lard-coated papier-m&acirc;churidars of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Alters Page Text, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2012-09"
5873	green papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; plaque	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5874	skewed papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; handle	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5875	pulsating red papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; base	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5876	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; bowl	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5877	papier-m&acirc;ch&eacute; trophy pi&ntilde;ata	0		Last Available: "2012-09"
5878	crafty Rainbow Jello Mould	0		Maximum MP: +10
5879	pulsating Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5880	packet of dragon's teeth	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5881	skeleton	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5882	coward's electrified supercharged skeleton skis	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: -20, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5883	decent massive skeleton quiche	7	good	Last Available: "2012-10"
5884	skeletal scabbard	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-10"
5885	skeletal skiff	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5886	Jack Frost's studded wizardly Bonestabber of wisdom	0		Mysticality: 40, Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-10"
5887	hand-crafted crystal skeleton vodka	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2012-10"
5888	Lazybones&trade; recliner	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5889	Van der Graaf auxiliary backbone	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2012-10"
5890	skulldozer egg	0		Last Available: "2012-10"
5891	blurry ribcage rollcage	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2012-10"
5892	galvanized extra-anodized ghostly that gum you like	0		Effect: "Dance Interpreter", Effect Duration: 19
5893	maroon pulsating dreaming Jung man	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5894	Little Crimson Book	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5895	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
5896	canary nightlight	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
5897	altered Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
5898	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5899	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5900	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5901	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5902	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5903	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5905	narrow wobbly jar of psychoses (Jick)	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
5906	green pixel pill	0		
5907	maroon pixel energy tank	0		
5908	mirror ChibiBuddy&trade; (on)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5909	blurry Temple Grandin's ruddy wedding ring	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip
5910	spinning deactivated nanobots	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-11"
5911	pulsating nanorhino credit card	0		Last Available: "2012-11"
5912	upside-down nippy electrified Solstice Shield	0		Cold Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
5913	extra-improved double-cold-filtered candy sushi set	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2012-12"
5914	ionized double-vacuum-sealed sweet mochi ball	0		Effect: "Fitter, Happier", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5915	oxidized beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2012-12"
5916	adjusted ghostly sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2012-12"
5917	altered cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2012-12"
5918	mirror Oprah's plastic animelf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5919	twirling plastic ChibiBuddy&trade; of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5920	slick plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5921	dance instructor's plastic Uncle Crimboku	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5922	friendly plastic MechaElf	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5923	pulsating plastic ingot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5924	electrical thingamabob	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5925	jittery ChibiBuddy&trade; (off)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5926	jittery BittyCar MeatCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5927	BittyCar HotCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5928	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Uni-Gore", Familiar Effect: "atk, 5xVolley, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5929	bubble-wrap simulator	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5930	blind-packed capsule toy	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
5931	wobbly crafty hale deadly plastic four-shadowed mime	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5932	fuchsia frosty Annie Oakley's plastic Bugbear Captain	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5933	green tumbling Samson's smartaleck's plastic Rene C. Corman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5934	plastic Lord Flameface of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5935	pulsating ribald plastic Beebee King	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5936	olive supercharged plastic Queen Bee	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
5937	savvy plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5938	manspreader's plastic Clancy the Minstrel	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5939	plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5940	Sinatra's plastic spiderbugbear	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5941	bouncing nasty plastic peacannon	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5942	sharpshooter's plastic the Free Man	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5943	rosewater-soaked plastic fire servant	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2012-12"
5944	yellow squat plastic mumblebee of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5945	crafty plastic moneybee	0		Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5946	beefcake's plastic beebee gunners	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
5947	plastic beebee queue of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5948	thinker's plastic buzzerker	0		Mysticality: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5949	red MacGyver's plastic bee swarm	0		Maximum MP: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5950	yellow dangerous plastic batbugbear	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5951	Da Vinci's plastic bugaboo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5952	plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
5953	pulsating miser's plastic ops bugbear	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5954	wobbly plastic hypodermic bugbear of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
5955	aromatic plastic cavebugbear	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
5956	greedy plastic Norville Rogers	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5957	plastic Scott the Miner of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5958	rock-hard plastic angry space marine	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2012-12"
5959	tumbling dangerous plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5960	skewed frosty plastic Father McGruber	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5961	sharpshooter's plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
5962	plastic blazing bat of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
5963	teal supercool electronic dulcimer pants of the brazier	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play Hog Fiddle", Familiar Effect: "8xPotato, cap 2", Last Available: "2012-12"
5964	squat A-Boo clue	0		
5965	lard-coated manspreader's Frown Exerciser	0		Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2012-12"
5966	soul monocle	0		Single Equip
5967	soul doorbell	0		
5968	jittery soul coin	0		
5969	soul knife	0		
5970	wobbly Tesla soul mask	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip
5971	cyan record of infuriating silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5972	jittery record of infuriating silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slam", Last Available: "2012-10"
5973	fuchsia skewed record of tranquil silence	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5974	green record of tranquil silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Squirt", Last Available: "2012-10"
5975	record of menacing silence	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5976	ghostly jittery record of menacing silence (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Slice", Last Available: "2012-10"
5977	cyan Oprah's hardened Rosewater's silent beret	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 3"
5978	adequate bite-sized slice of pizza	1	good	Last Available: "2013-02"
5979	huge coin	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5980	blue cartoon heart	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5981	star	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5982	hand-crafted squat tankard of ale	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5983	vial of holy water	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5984	healthy supercool cloth cap of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -15, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-02"
5985	Sinatra's smartaleck's iron dagger of extreme caution	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2013-02"
5986	rotten hamburger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-02"
5987	blinking dollar-sign bag	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5988	narrow potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5989	shaking teal potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5990	enchanted lousy bottle of wine	4	decent	Effect: "Joy", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-02"
5991	round bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5992	squat tumbling dance instructor's iron helmet of the sweet-tooth of the early riser	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-02"
5993	foul-smelling brawny wizardly steel sword	0		Mysticality: +25, Muscle Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-02"
5994	flavorless half-sized whole roasted chicken	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-02"
5995	purple squat massive gemstone	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5996	tumbling extra-strength potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5997	potion	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
5998	artisanal shining goblet	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-02"
5999	fireball	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6000	pulsating scandalous ruddy deadly crown	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Sleaze Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "3xGhoul, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-02"
6001	squat chaotic clever sword of the cheetah	0		Maximum MP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-02"
6002	inspector's clever Helm of the Scream Emperor of the brazier	0		Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xFairy, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6003	executive resourceful savvy Cloak of Dire Shadows	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6004	skewed purple quilted razor-sharp deadly Sword of Dark Omens	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2013-02"
6005	mirror flame-retardant double-paned Jeselnik's Shield of Icy Fate	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-02"
6006	perfumed sizzling rosy-cheeked Greaves of the Murk Lord	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2013-02"
6007	rock-hard thinker's Gauntlets of the Blood Moon of the businessman	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 5, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6008	knitted horrifying MacGyver's Boots of Twilight Whispers	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6009	auspicious supercharged Belt of Howling Anger of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-02"
6010	logging hatchet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60
6011	prompt orc wrist	0		Adventures: +3
6012	cool freshwater pearl necklace	0		Moxie: +5
6013	blinking reassuring weightlifter's orcish stud-finder	0		Muscle: +15, Spooky Resistance: +1
6014	spinning twirling steel-toed screwing pooch	0		Damage Reduction: 9
6015	improved energized orcish hand lotion	0		Effect: "Aries Rising", Effect Duration: 63
6016	unsweetened orcish rubber	0		Effect: "World's Shortest Giant", Effect Duration: 58
6017	modified orcish nailing lube	0		Effect: "Seriously Mutated", Effect Duration: 66
6018	extra-dry tolerable backwoods screwdriver	5	good	
6019	spinning Usain Bolt's loadstone	0		Initiative: +80
6020	Claybender glasses of the ox of the glutton	0		Muscle: +20, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6021	mirror hale Duskwalker fangs of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +20
6022	tumbling maroon Space Tourist Phaser	0		
6023	cyan Jack Frost's Whoompa Fur Pants of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 27"
6024	tumbling steel-toed Whatsian Ionic Pliers	0		Damage Reduction: 9
6025	nitrogenated Polysniff Perfume	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 53
6026	Duskwalker syringe	0		
6027	ghostly Space Tours Tripple	0		
6028	wobbly Battlie Light Saver	0		
6029	gray T.U.R.D.S. Key	0		
6030	dress pants of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, cap 28"
6031	censurious badge of authority	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6032	curative dance instructor's motorcycle boots	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6033	Lo Pan's stolen necklace of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +30
6034	vibrating troll britches of the brazier	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 28"
6035	flattened dry pulsating vial of The Glistening	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 47
6036	triple-distilled smooth artisanal limoncello	6	awesome	
6037	ginger ale	0		
6038	flavorless incredible pizza	4	decent	
6039	gray inspector's steel-toed oil cap	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Item Drop: +15, Familiar Effect: "cap 28"
6040	huge knitted Annie Oakley's oil lamp	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3
6041	deadly oil slacks	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 30"
6042	bouncing studded oil pan	0		Damage Absorption: +80
6043	boid	0		
6044	ghostly woim	0		
6045	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	0		
6046	BittyCar SoulCar	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6047	brainy Misty Cloak of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +100
6048	olive Usain Bolt's Rosewater's Misty Robe	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Initiative: +80
6049	huge smelly sinister Misty Cape of the blizzard	0		Spell Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10
6050	woimbook	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6051	narrow Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6052	bland half-sized cyan Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2012-12"
6053	drinkable Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6054	triple-pressed dry twirling Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2012-12"
6055	psychoanalytic jar	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6056	The Sword in the Steak	0		Last Available: "2013-12", Wiki Name: "The Sword in the Steak (item)"
6057	twirling olive Usain Bolt's crafty Meatcleaver	0		Maximum MP: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6058	Crimbo Elf bobble-head of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2012-12"
6059	fortified Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2012-12"
6060	upside-down Rosewater's Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6061	avaricious Crimbo tree flocker	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2012-12"
6062	bouncing banded Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6063	Jim Carey's Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6064	sharp tin strip	0		
6065	teal wad of spider silk	0		
6066	squat goblin collarbone	0		
6067	yellow horrifying Truthsayer of the sweet-tooth	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6068	maroon loose blade	0		
6069	goblin bone hilt	0		
6070	shaking twirling sword blade	0		
6071	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12", Skill: "Summon Geeky Gifts"
6072	confusing LED clock	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6073	extra-polymerized yellow haggis-infused soap	0		Effect: "Souper Vengeful", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2012-12"
6074	irradiated ionized magicberry tablets	0		Effect: "Okee-Dokee Computer", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2012-12"
6075	quantum boiled anodized 37x37x37 puzzle cube	0		Effect: "Phoenix, Right?", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2012-12"
6076	acceptable high-proof McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	10	good	Last Available: "2012-12"
6077	normal special ghostly haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	3	good	Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2012-12"
6078	home robotics kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6079	upside-down school calculator watch	0		Last Available: "2012-12", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.25
6080	narrow family-friendly haggis socks	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Haggis Kick", Last Available: "2012-12"
6081	airblaster gun	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Blast", Last Available: "2012-12"
6082	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6083	wobbly actual reality goggles	0		Single Equip, Free Pull, Last Available: "2012-12"
6084	Mr. Haggis	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6085	jittery squat magnetic sculpture kit	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6086	flame-wreathed Microplushie: Otakulone	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6087	Microplushie: Hippylase of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2012-12"
6088	skewed lion tamer's Microplushie: Bropane	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2012-12"
6089	Microplushie: Sororitrate of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2012-12"
6090	Microplushie: Gothochondria of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2012-12"
6091	reassuring Microplushie: Raverdrine	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6092	narrow lard-coated Microplushie: Hobomosome	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6093	dog trainer's Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2012-12"
6094	inspector's Microplushie: Dorkonide	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2012-12"
6095	pulsating yellow asbestos-lined Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2012-12"
6096	narrow red horrifying Microplushie: Hipsterine	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2012-12"
6097	wobbly pulsating classy monkey	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6098	gourd potion	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6099	huge ribald Thinknerd T-Shirt	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2012-12"
6100	pile of useless robot parts	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6101	homemade robot	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6102	skewed homemade robot gear	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6103	Artist's Whisk of Misery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6104	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6105	Artist's Spatula of Despair	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6106	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6107	green Artist's Cr&egrave;me Brul&eacute;e Torch of Fury	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6108	therapeutic Ginsu&trade; of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6109	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6110	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6111	blue bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6112	zaibatsu lobby card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6113	shaking zaibatsu level 1 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6114	ghostly zaibatsu level 2 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6115	wobbly zaibatsu level 3 card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6116	skewed spinning CEO office card	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6117	wobbly test site key	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6118	goggles	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6119	mirror abacus	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6120	twirling bonsai tree	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6121	perfectly mixed watered-down Chinese beer	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-12"
6122	cyan cat statue	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6123	rhinoceros horn	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6124	furry pink pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6125	electrified bottle of limeade	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-12"
6126	narrow upside-down novelty tattoo sleeves of the bloodbag of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6127	pair of rhinoceros horns	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6128	spinning furry brown pillow	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6129	padded makeshift yakuza mask	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6130	squat piece	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6131	toy taijijian	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6132	battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6133	blue White Dragon Fang of James Dean of vim and vigor of the empath	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6134	Tesla butterfly knife	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6135	olive twirling tube of herbal ointment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6136	green pencil kunai	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6137	weighted paperclip chain of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6138	ghostly great capacitor	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6139	bouncing veiny rubber gloves	0		Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6140	shaking Chinese curse words	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6141	triad summoning scroll	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6142	small delicious jittery teal roasted duck	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6143	bland small dead meat bun	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6144	pulsating cat collar of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6145	suspicious-looking fedora of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 15", Last Available: "2013-12"
6147	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6148	spinning Deactivated MiniMechaElf	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6149	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	0		Last Available: "2012-12"
6150	Snow Suit	0		Familiar Weight: +20, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-01"
6151	carrot nose	0		Last Available: "2013-01"
6152	spoiled carrot cake	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-01"
6153	perfectly mixed carrot claret	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-01"
6154	vaporized carrot juice	1	awesome	Last Available: "2013-01"
6155	pixel power cell	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6156	flickering pixel	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6157	blinking Byte of the sweet-tooth of Flo-Jo	0		Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6158	mansplainer's anger blaster	0		Monster Level: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rage Flame", Last Available: "2013-12"
6159	sinister doubt cannon	0		Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Doubt Shackles", Last Available: "2013-12"
6160	deadly fear condenser	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fear Vapor", Last Available: "2013-12"
6161	executive regret hose	0		Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Wave", Last Available: "2013-12"
6162	Young Man's Crew Sequester	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6163	Young Man's Cargo Load	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6164	pulsating yellow strapping commodore's hat of dire peril	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6165	mirror dangerous naval trousers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato", Last Available: "2013-12"
6166	blurry bouncing forbidden smartaleck's deck cannon	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6167	beefcake's ornamental sextant	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6168	horrifying MacGyver's Bloodbath	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6169	mediocre Hundred Headed IPA	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6170	moldy chum	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
6171	extra-altered magnetized crude crudit&eacute;s	0		Effect: "Mushroom Magicalness", Effect Duration: 19
6172	vacuum-sealed pressed candy crayons	0		Effect: "Marbles in Your Mouth", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2020-09"
6173	ghostly MacGyver's pixel grappling hook of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum MP: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50
6174	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6175	GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6176	cosmic egg	0		
6177	cosmic dough	0		
6178	cosmic vegetable	0		
6179	cosmic cheese	0		
6180	cosmic potted meat product	0		
6181	cosmic potato	0		
6182	cosmic cream	0		
6183	cosmic fruit	0		
6184	pulsating twirling family-friendly veiny Jarlsberg's hat of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +1
6185	delicious huge consummate hard-boiled egg	4	awesome	
6186	adequate small consummate fried egg	2	good	
6187	small flavorless consummate egg salad	2	decent	
6188	stale consummate bagel	3	decent	
6189	stale consummate sliced bread	4	decent	
6190	yummy consummate hot dog bun	3	awesome	
6191	adequate consummate brownie	4	good	
6192	normal consummate toast	3	good	
6193	irresponsibly strong smooth enchanted passable stout	8	awesome	Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 10
6194	decent bite-sized skewed purple consummate soup	1	good	
6195	rotten consummate corn chips	4	crappy	
6196	normal consummate salad	4	good	
6197	yummy snack-sized consummate salsa	2	awesome	
6198	flavorless consummate sauerkraut	3	decent	
6199	flavorless mirror consummate cheese slice	4	decent	
6200	tasty purple consummate melted cheese	3	awesome	
6201	enchanted stale consummate bacon	4	decent	Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 35
6202	rotten thick tumbling consummate meatloaf	5	crappy	
6203	adequate skewed consummate steak	4	good	
6204	fancy toothsome massive pulsating consummate cuts	8	awesome	Effect: "Booooooze", Effect Duration: 5
6205	massive bland cyan consummate frankfurter	6	decent	
6206	small rotten pulsating consummate french fries	2	crappy	
6207	normal consummate baked potato	3	good	
6208	watered-down hand-crafted bouncing acceptable vodka	2	EPIC	
6209	low-calorie adequate consummate ice cream	1	good	
6210	bland consummate whipped cream	4	decent	
6211	miniature enchanted rotten tumbling consummate cream	2	crappy	Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 40
6212	miniature rotten consummate strawberries	2	crappy	
6213	moldy skewed consummate sorbet	4	crappy	
6214	acceptable weak adequate rum	2	good	
6215	drinkable boozy ghostly skewed mediocre lager	5	good	
6216	normal immaculate grilled cheese	3	good	
6217	decent immaculate ice cream sandwich	3	good	
6218	normal gigantic jittery immaculate hot dog	7	good	
6219	normal snack-sized fuchsia immaculate egg salad sandwich	2	good	
6220	rotten low-calorie perfect sandwich	1	crappy	
6221	rotten perfect chef salad	4	crappy	
6222	decent massive perfect breakfast	6	good	
6223	super-sized rotten sublime deluxe hot dog	5	crappy	
6224	adequate sublime stew	4	good	
6225	rotten gigantic twirling sublime nachos	10	crappy	
6226	moldy Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	4	crappy	
6227	adequate low-calorie Loaded Baked Potato	1	good	
6228	normal lime green Omega Sundae	3	good	
6229	mediocre triple-distilled Das Sauerlager	7	decent	
6230	artisanal irresponsibly strong yellow Bologna Lambic	7	EPIC	
6231	drinkable weak Vodka Dog	2	good	
6232	fancy acceptable cyan Disappointed Russian	4	good	Effect: "Sweet, Nuts", Effect Duration: 25
6233	hand-crafted Chunky Mary	3	EPIC	
6234	mediocre jittery Nachojito	3	decent	
6235	tolerable weak Le Roi	2	good	
6236	tolerable strong teal mirror Over Easy Rider	5	good	
6237	shaking maroon cosmic six-pack	0		
6239	extra-denatured huge jittery cube of ectoplasm	0		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 46
6240	frozen narrow upside-down Illuminati earpiece	0		Effect: "Happy Trails", Effect Duration: 28
6241	electrified narrow narrow censored can label	0		Effect: "Disco Nirvana", Effect Duration: 53
6242	moist irradiated blinking ectoplasm <i>au jus</i>	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 47
6243	tarnished the kindest cut	0		Effect: "Bat Attitude", Effect Duration: 42
6244	concentrated mirror cat's paw	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 29
6245	moist blurry ASCII fu manchu	0		Effect: "Spirit Bubble", Effect Duration: 67
6246	magnetized magnetized blue demonic surgical gloves	0		Effect: "Grrrrrrreat!", Effect Duration: 29
6247	colloidal clip-on ninja tie	0		Effect: "Think Win-Lose", Effect Duration: 32
6248	irradiated gamer slurry	0		Effect: "Twen Tea", Effect Duration: 30
6249	blurry dungeoneering kit	0		Last Available: "2013-02"
6250	rock-hard wicked Da Vinci's cool numberwang of the bloodbag of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP: +100, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip
6251	anodized chilled scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-02"
6252	concentrated energized scroll of Puddingskin	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2013-02"
6253	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	0		Skill: "Walberg's Dim Bulb"
6254	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	0		Skill: "Singer's Faithful Ocelot"
6255	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	0		Skill: "Drescher's Annoying Noise"
6256	dried gelatinous cube	0		
6257	pile of dungeon junk	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6258	shaking Van der Graaf Socratic supercool Staff of the Healthy Breakfast of the blizzard	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Recover Some HP"
6259	miser's knitted medical-grade beefcake's Staff of the Staff of Life	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Jiggle: "Full HP Recovery"
6260	huge toasty mansplainer's Staff of the Light Lunch of mayonnaise	0		Monster Level: +15, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Jiggle: "Deal Some Cold Damage"
6261	spinning Van der Graaf dance instructor's educational Staff of the Standalone Cheese	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Jiggle: "Banish opponent for the rest of the day"
6262	flame-wreathed lion tamer's Samson's Staff of the Hearty Dinner	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Jiggle: "Weaken Bad Guy"
6263	avaricious Staff of the All-Steak of mayonnaise of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +30, Jiggle: "Massive Bonus to Item Drops"
6264	miser's reassuring Jim Carey's Staff of Fruit Salad	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +10, Jiggle: "Deal Some Prismatic Damage"
6265	toasty brainy Staff of the Cream of the Cream of the early riser	0		Mysticality: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Jiggle: "Attune to Monster's Essence"
6266	jar of protein powder	0		
6267	delicious squat grain of protein powder	4	awesome	
6268	adjusted pec oil	0		Effect: "Stuck That Way", Effect Duration: 52
6269	green ghostly shaking beefcake's gym membership card	0		Muscle: +25
6270	denatured vacuum-sealed tumbling Squat-Thrust Magazine	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 59
6271	massive dumbbell	0		
6272	auspicious crafty penguin keychain	0		Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +10
6273	concentrated ghostly upside-down O'RLY manual	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 66
6274	mediocre high-proof open sauce	7	decent	
6275	lion tamer's Jim Carey's turkey leg	0		Monster Level: +25, Experience (familiar): +2
6276	delicious tumbling Ye Olde Meade	3	awesome	
6277	wet irradiated Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 18
6278	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	0		
6279	smelly pewter claymore	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
6280	tumbling mirror rock-hard artisanal rice peeler	0		Damage Reduction: 5
6281	spoiled heirloom grape tomato	3	crappy	
6282	fuchsia chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	0		
6283	blurry shaking lightning-fast brown felt tophat	0		Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6284	gear	0		
6285	spinning wobbly family-friendly asbestos-lined Mark I Steam-Hat	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6286	Jim Carey's smartaleck's Mark II Steam-Hat of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie Percent: +30, Monster Level: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6287	lightning-fast slick Mark III Steam-Hat of the dark arts of Gandalf	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Initiative: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6288	tumbling zippy Mark IV Steam-Hat of wisdom of the bloodbag of Gandalf of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6289	stanky Tesla wicked dangerous Mark V Steam-Hat of the sewer	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Death Ray", Familiar Effect: "1xLep, cap 37"
6290	steam-powered model rocketship	0		
6291	jittery banded thinker's punk rock jacket	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Absorption: +100
6292	medical-grade safety pin of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6293	half-sized moldy tumbling blurry stolen sushi	2	crappy	
6294	huge very overdue library book	0		
6295	spinning drum 'n' bass 'n' drum 'n' bass record	0		
6296	cosmic bucket	0		Free Pull
6297	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6298	wobbly Thwaitgold firefly statuette	0		
6299	model airship	0		
6300	galvanized corrupted Super Weight-Gain 9000	0		Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 64
6301	flattened anodized squat possibility potion	0		Effect: "Tingly Wrists", Effect Duration: 64
6302	eleven-foot pole	0		
6303	green ring of Detect Boring Doors	0		
6304	narrow double-paned mansplainer's supercharged personal trainer's Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) of dire peril	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6305	up-at-dawn scorching dog trainer's banded Jarlsberg's pan of the sewer	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Jarlsberg)]
6306	Cosmic Calorie	0		Last Available: "2013-03"
6307	deionized anodized polarized celestial olive oil	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2013-03"
6308	boiled warmed super-improved celestial carrot juice	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2013-03"
6309	warmed blue celestial au jus	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2013-03"
6310	vacuum-sealed improved celestial squid ink	0		Effect: "Rainbow Bright", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2013-03"
6311	upside-down sage Uncle Buck	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Softcore Only
6312	blinking crate of fish meat	0		
6313	wobbly damp wallet	0		
6314	pipe	0		Effect: "Fishy", Effect Duration: 10
6315	mansplainer's extremely unsafe SCUBA tank	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: +15, Adventure Underwater
6316	Samson's deep six-shooter of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience (Muscle): +5
6317	friendly vibrating sea chaps	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xBarrr"
6318	upside-down frightening chaotic sea holster of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip
6319	electrified squat shavin' razor	0		Effect: "Swimming with Sharks", Effect Duration: 32
6320	purple healthy long-forgotten necklace	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
6321	pearl	0		
6322	huge bouncing sea lace	0		
6323	Jeselnik's manspreader's stiffened jam band	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25
6324	lightning-fast MacGyver's supercool aquamariner's ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6325	lightning-fast grievous aquamariner's necklace of Leguizamo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +40, Single Equip
6326	bouncing flame-wreathed pearl diver's ring of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
6327	avaricious savvy pearl diver's necklace	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
6328	ghostly sushi doily	0		
6329	twirling scimitar cozy	0		
6330	twirling fish stick cozy	0		
6331	bazooka cozy	0		
6332	mirror deadly experienced Rosewater's cozy scimitar	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +5, Breakable
6333	double-paned Jim Carey's Staff of the Cozy Fish of horror	0		Monster Level: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Breakable
6334	up-at-dawn miser's hardy cozy bazooka	0		Maximum HP: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +5, Breakable
6335	mirror sea mantle of doom of mayonnaise	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6336	asbestos-lined Jeselnik's sea shawl	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +150
6337	jittery frosty ruddy sea cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15
6338	huge saltwaterbed	0		
6339	twirling flame-wreathed muddy pirate hat of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 31"
6340	family-friendly frightening floral-print skirt	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, 2xPotato, cap 15"
6341	Tesla spectral axe of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6342	gray rock-hard beefy super-strong air freshener	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 5
6343	corrupted dry narrow tumbling Mer-kin lipstick	0		Effect: "Salt Rockin'", Effect Duration: 59
6344	Mer-kin mouthsoap	0		
6345	liquefied dry Mer-kin strongjuice	0		Effect: "Hair on Your Chest", Effect Duration: 15
6346	skewed Mer-kin fitbrine	0		
6347	enhanced Mer-kin ragejuice	0		Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 22
6348	foul-smelling Mer-kin dragbelt	0		Stench Damage: +10, Experience (Muscle): +20, Single Equip
6349	Newton's Mer-kin eyeglasses	0		Experience (Mysticality): 23, Single Equip
6350	lime green gravedigger's Mer-kin gutgirdle	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Experience (Moxie): +20, Single Equip
6351	Jeselnik's Mer-kin finpaddle	0		Sleaze Damage: +25
6352	gray healthy Mer-kin stopwatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Initiative: +50
6353	blinking Mer-kin dreadscroll	0		
6354	moist nitrogenated altered Mer-kin smartjuice	0		Effect: "Spring Training", Effect Duration: 48
6355	energized unsweetened mirror lime green mirror Mer-kin cooljuice	0		Effect: "Gyromitra Gymnastics", Effect Duration: 41
6356	huge Mer-kin worktea	0		
6357	skewed Mer-kin knucklebone	0		
6358	narrow Mer-kin darkbook	0		Skill: "Deep Dark Visions"
6359	tumbling flame-wreathed Mer-kin begsign	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40
6360	upside-down Libram of Pulled Taffy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04", Skill: "Summon Taffy"
6361	denatured anodized adjusted twirling pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Radium Radicality", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-04"
6362	altered quadruple-colloidal mirror pulled indigo taffy	0		Effect: "Petit Forbearance", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-04"
6363	concentrated magnetized dry bouncing spinning pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Fruited", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2013-04"
6364	oxidized purple pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-04"
6365	magnetized pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sour!", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2013-04"
6366	enhanced green pulled violet taffy	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2013-04"
6367	double-anodized quantum pulled taffy	0		Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-04"
6368	shaking Mer-kin hallpass	0		
6369	maroon lump of clay	0		
6370	twisted piece of wire	0		
6371	distilled special perfectly mixed can of the cheapest beer	5	EPIC	Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 10
6372	tolerable bottle of fruity &quot;wine&quot;	3	good	
6373	practically non-alcoholic bad single swig of vodka	1	decent	
6374	angry inch	0		
6375	shaking deadly testy toolbox	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 11
6376	Jick-o-User	0		
6378	spinning eraser nubbin	0		
6379	chlorine crystal	0		
6380	improved colloidal ph balancer	0		Effect: "One For Tea", Effect Duration: 12
6381	vacuum-sealed enhanced mysterious chemical residue	0		Effect: "Blessing of Pikachutlotal", Effect Duration: 53
6382	nugget of sodium	0		
6383	blinking root beer	1	good	
6384	skewed jigsaw blade	0		
6385	wood screw	0		
6386	twirling balsa plank	0		
6387	blob of wood glue	0		
6388	envyfish egg	0		Last Available: "2013-04"
6389	diffused tumbling Mer-kin rocksalt	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 19
6390	super-irradiated improved blue Mer-kin saltmint	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 21
6391	polarized Mer-kin saltsquid	0		Effect: "Tennis Elbow-wow", Effect Duration: 61
6392	ghostly manspreader's resourceful scale-mail underwear	0		Maximum MP: +50, Monster Level: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley"
6393	anodized oxidized comb jelly	0		Effect: "Holiday Bliss", Effect Duration: 27
6394	anemone sauce	0		
6395	jittery inky squid sauce	0		
6396	Mer-kin weaksauce	0		
6397	spinning peanut sauce	0		
6398	blurry glass	0		
6399	enhanced spinning Boss Drops	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 63
6400	Mer-kin lunchbox	0		
6401	magnetized gray tear	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 19
6402	pickled nitrogenated jagged tooth	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 55
6403	triple-enhanced diffused vacuum-sealed grisly shell fragment	0		Effect: "Chock Full o' Nanites", Effect Duration: 19
6404	triple-cold-filtered dry violent pastilles	0		Effect: "It Didn't Kill You", Effect Duration: 14
6405	dry activated wobbly worst candy	0		Effect: "Sticky Hands", Effect Duration: 35
6406	improved jittery fudge-shaped hole in space-time	0		Effect: "Nas Tea", Effect Duration: 36
6407	Rosewater's Pocket Square of Loathing of the wise owl of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Cloathing
6408	corrupted stardust	0		
6409	Star Spawn	0		
6410	bow from beyond the stars	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6411	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-09"
6412	shaking skull	0		No Pull
6413	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-04"
6414	clutch of dodecapede eggs	0		
6415	rotten spinning flavorless gruel	4	crappy	
6416	gigantic normal mana curds	10	good	
6417	pulsating twist of lime	0		
6418	mirror pencil stub	0		
6419	galvanized tarnished tumbling moth dust	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 64
6420	polymerized teal glob of spoiled mayo	0		Effect: "Salamanderenity", Effect Duration: 61
6421	shaking shaking tonic djinn	0		
6422	spoiled snack-sized fancy vampire chowder	2	crappy	Effect: "Rad-ish", Effect Duration: 15
6423	Tales of Dread	0		Free Pull
6424	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	0		
6425	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	0		
6426	stale lime green twirling Dreadsylvanian stew	4	decent	
6427	artisanal fancy spinning Dreadsylvanian	3	EPIC	Effect: "It's Electric!", Effect Duration: 35
6428	corrupted spinning Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 29
6429	colloidal cold-filtered huge Dreadsylvanian flask	0		Effect: "Saucemastery", Effect Duration: 49
6430	jittery auspicious horrifying dreadful fedora	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Item Drop: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xLep"
6431	squat knitted dreadful sweater	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6432	dreadful glove of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Kruegerand Drop: 5
6433	Freddy Kruegerand	0		
6434	Mark of the Bugbear	0		
6435	ghostly Mark of the Werewolf	0		
6436	ghostly Mark of the Zombie	0		
6437	bouncing purple squat Mark of the Ghost	0		
6438	Mark of the Vampire	0		
6439	Mark of the Skeleton	0		
6440	huge gravedigger's foul-smelling Covers-Your-Head of the businessman	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "atk, 2xVolley"
6441	auspicious perfumed wicked Drapes-You-Regally	0		Spell Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit"
6442	frosty Annie Oakley's steel-toed Warms-Your-Tush	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Disco Bandit", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xPotato"
6443	yellow blinking up-at-dawn greasy Helps-You-Sleep	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Blind
6444	up-at-dawn veiny boxer's Quiets-Your-Steps	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Adventures: +5, Single Equip
6445	cyan Van der Graaf personal trainer's Protects-Your-Junk	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip
6446	hand-crafted watered-down Gets-You-Drunk	2	EPIC	
6447	chaotic MacGyver's padded Great Wolf's headband	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Class: "Seal Clubber", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6448	jittery reassuring therapeutic strapping Great Wolf's left paw	0		Muscle: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Seal Clubber", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6449	upside-down Usain Bolt's Temple Grandin's experienced Great Wolf's right paw	0		Experience: +2, Familiar Weight: +7, Initiative: +80, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Great Slash"
6450	censurious groovy Great Wolf's rocket launcher	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Rocket"
6451	executive stanky Great Wolf's beastly trousers of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Adventures: +7, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xWhelp"
6452	twirling blinking Great Wolf's lice	0		
6453	wet twirling Hunger&trade; Sauce	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 55
6454	veiny shellacked zombie mariachi hat of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep"
6455	occult Socratic zombie accordion of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Single Equip, Song Duration: 20
6456	razor-sharp zombie mariachi pants of the pedagogue of the cheetah	0		Experience: +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Initiative: +60, Class: "Accordion Thief", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6457	blinking scorching Tesla wicked HOA regulation book	0		Spell Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
6458	skewed cool HOA zombie eyes of James Dean of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
6459	HOA citation pad	0		
6460	wriggling severed nose	0		
6461	nosy nose ringy ring	0		Familiar Weight: +15
6462	shaking aromatic educational Mayor Ghost's toupee of the empath	0		Experience: +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6463	spinning upside-down Annie Oakley's Mayor Ghost's cloak of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: 35, Item Drop: +5, Class: "Pastamancer"
6464	mirror scorching Herculean Mayor Ghost's khakis of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Class: "Pastamancer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, HP regen"
6465	shaking inspector's experienced Mayor Ghost's gavel of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Hammer Ghost"
6466	pulsating careful Jim Carey's razor-sharp Mayor Ghost's sash	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: 15, Single Equip
6467	Mayor Ghost's scissors	0		
6468	stale ghost pepper	3	decent	
6469	frosty Van der Graaf Thunkula's drinking cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley"
6470	greedy Oprah's weightlifter's Drunkula's cape	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Sauceror"
6471	wobbly wool Da Vinci's Drunkula's silky pants of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Sauceror", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul"
6472	Drunkula's bell	0		
6473	reassuring greasy padded Drunkula's ring of haze	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Avoid Attack: 1, Single Equip
6474	Drunkula's wineglass of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5
6475	weak fancy perfectly mixed bottle of Bloodweiser	2	EPIC	Effect: "Using Protection", Effect Duration: 20
6476	blue gravedigger's Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap of James Dean of bravery	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy"
6477	wool dance instructor's cool Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6478	Jack Frost's careful healthy Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: -10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr"
6479	miser's Tesla Van der Graaf energetic Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword of the brute of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17
6480	friendly steel-toed Unkillable Skeleton's shield	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Familiar Weight: +3, Thorns: 1
6481	personal trainer's slick Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10
6482	experienced Staff of the Roaring Hearth of the bloodbag of the blizzard	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +25
6483	fancy pulsating Kool-Aid	1	decent	Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 25
6484	maroon dread tarragon	0		
6485	twirling bone flour	0		
6486	dreadful roast	0		
6487	stinking agaricus	0		
6488	bland diet Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1	decent	
6489	music box parts	0		
6490	unwound mechanical songbird	0		
6491	gray tailfeathers	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6492	huge wax banana	0		
6493	twirling complicated lock impression	0		
6494	replica key	0		
6495	sage Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Kruegerand Drop: 5, Single Equip
6496	blood kiwi	0		
6497	eau de mort	0		
6498	artisanal distilled shaking bloody kiwitini	5	EPIC	
6499	moon-amber	0		
6500	polished moon-amber	0		
6501	jittery Fonzie's educational boxer's moon-amber necklace	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip
6502	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	0		
6503	mirror ghost pencil	0		
6504	olive medical-grade padded hangman's hood of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6505	family-friendly scandalous studded ring finger ring	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip
6506	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	0		
6507	cool iron ingot	0		
6508	Jeselnik's flame-wreathed cool iron helmet	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6509	lion tamer's cool iron breastplate of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Experience (familiar): +2
6510	gravedigger's resourceful cool iron greaves	0		Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr"
6511	ghostly zippy curative ghost shawl	0		Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5
6512	skull capacitor	0		
6513	Da Vinci's warm fur	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5
6514	skewed yellow snowstick of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
6515	maroon mirror mirror veiny eerie fetish	0		Maximum HP: +10, Single Equip
6516	drinkable twirling stinkwater	4	good	
6517	gray dubious loincloth	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1.5xVolley"
6518	bland accidental mutton	3	decent	
6519	teal weightlifter's drafty drawers of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley"
6520	extremely unsafe wolfskull mask of Flo-Jo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Initiative: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1xBarrr"
6521	censurious guts necklace	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
6522	spinning teal miser's nasty groping claw	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +10
6523	spinning thinker's vengeful spirit	0		Mysticality: +10
6524	crafty BOOtonniere	0		Maximum MP: +10, Single Equip
6525	adjusted aerosolized gray tumbling ghost thread	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 24
6526	medical-grade thinker's bag of unfinished business	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
6527	cyan toasty Sinatra's transparent pants	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Hot Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xPotato"
6528	ghostly boxer's hothammer	0		Muscle Percent: +10
6529	smooth Thriller Ice	4	awesome	
6530	grandfather watch of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Single Equip, Nonstackable Watch
6531	muddy skirt	0		Damage Aura: 1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy"
6532	experienced brainy spyglass	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience: +2
6533	upside-down vial of hot blood of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Single Equip
6534	Usain Bolt's remorseless knife	0		Initiative: +80
6535	shaking forbidden intimidating coiffure	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Effect: "hot afk, 1xPotato"
6536	wobbly flame-wreathed cod cape of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10
6537	adequate blood sausage	4	good	
6538	avaricious frying brainpan of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Meat Drop: +30
6539	crafty ball and chain of the boozehound	0		Maximum MP: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
6540	clever dry bone	0		Maximum MP: +20
6541	hardened tailbone shield	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Thorns: 1
6542	studded tonguebone	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Single Equip
6543	deadly Newton's pogo stick	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip
6545	censurious knitted weedy skirt	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy"
6546	olive pulsating Fonzie's supercool pants	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Effect: "atk"
6547	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	0		
6548	cooling iron helmet	0		
6549	wobbly cooling iron breastplate	0		
6550	maroon tumbling cooling iron greaves	0		
6551	upside-down hot cluster	0		
6552	cluster	0		
6553	cluster	0		
6554	stench cluster	0		
6555	teal sleaze cluster	0		
6556	corrupted phial of hotness	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 27
6557	tarnished narrow phial of coldness	0		Effect: "Thicker, Sicker", Effect Duration: 49
6558	polarized polarized diffused phial of spookiness	0		Effect: "Stop the Presses!", Effect Duration: 28
6559	wet red bouncing phial of stench	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 57
6560	double-colloidal shaking phial of sleaziness	0		Effect: "Down With Chow", Effect Duration: 63
6561	adventurer clone egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-06"
6562	jittery shaking mini-Mr. Accessory	0		Familiar Weight: +5
6563	hand of Mr. Cards of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw a Mr. Card"
6564	half-sized adequate Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2	good	
6565	adequate shaking Dreadsylvanian pocket	3	good	
6566	moldy teal Dreadsylvanian pocket	4	crappy	
6567	decent Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	3	good	
6568	bland Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	3	decent	
6569	hand-crafted irresponsibly strong Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	10	EPIC	
6570	delicious practically non-alcoholic Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1	awesome	
6571	practically non-alcoholic lousy Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1	decent	
6572	watered-down lousy squat Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2	decent	
6573	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic ghostly Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
6574	squat cyan hot clusterbomb	0		
6575	clusterbomb	0		
6576	clusterbomb	0		
6577	twirling stench clusterbomb	0		
6578	red sleaze clusterbomb	0		
6579	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	0		
6580	length of fuse	0		
6581	dreadful box	0		
6582	blinking jittery Clan hot dog stand	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-07"
6583	vicious spiked collar	0		Familiar Damage: +20
6584	sharpshooter's hot dog wrapper	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
6585	teal MacGyver's rock-hard debonair deboner	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum MP: +100
6586	quadruple-colloidal green chicle de salchicha	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 19
6587	twirling executive jar of frostigkraut	0		Meat Drop: +40, Damage Aura: 1
6588	Van der Graaf gnawed-up dog bone of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
6589	flame-retardant Grey Guanon	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Damage Aura: 1
6590	cool Engorged Sausages and You of the businessman of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Candy Drop: +100
6591	drinkable blurry dream of a dog	4	good	
6592	reassuring wizardly optimal spreadsheet of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +25, Weapon Damage: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1
6593	red defective Game Grid token	0		
6594	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	0		
6595	mixed wobbly upside-down epic cluster	1	good	
6596	clockwork egg	0		
6597	clockwork birdhouse	0		
6598	clockwork disc	0		
6599	clockwork hand	0		
6600	clockwork hand	0		
6601	clockwork numeral I	0		
6602	wobbly maroon clockwork numeral II	0		
6603	clockwork numeral III	0		
6604	clockwork numeral IV	0		
6605	clockwork numeral V	0		
6606	clockwork numeral VI	0		
6607	spinning clockwork numeral VII	0		
6608	pulsating clockwork numeral VIII	0		
6609	clockwork numeral IX	0		
6610	squat clockwork numeral X	0		
6611	clockwork numeral XI	0		
6612	clockwork numeral XII	0		
6613	spinning clockwork cuckoo	0		
6614	cuckoo clock	0		
6615	special bad watered-down jittery Cold One	2	???	Effect: "Saucegoggles", Effect Duration: 10
6616	super-sized adequate spaghetti breakfast	5	???	
6617	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		Single Equip, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2013-08", Softcore Only: [1-path(KOLHS)]
6618	folder (red)	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6619	shaking folder (blue)	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6620	folder (green)	0		Moxie: +20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6621	folder (magenta)	0		Muscle: +15, Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6622	blinking folder (cyan)	0		Mysticality: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6623	squat folder (yellow)	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6624	folder (smiley face)	0		Experience (Muscle): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6625	folder (wizard)	0		Experience (Mysticality): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6626	folder (space skeleton)	0		Experience (Moxie): +2, Last Available: "2013-08"
6627	lime green folder (D-Team)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6628	folder (Ex-Files)	0		Combat Rate: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6629	upside-down purple folder (skull and crossbones)	0		Combat Rate: -5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6630	wobbly folder (Knight Writer)	0		Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2013-08"
6631	mirror folder (Jackass Plumber)	0		Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2013-08"
6632	folder (holographic fractal)	0		All Resistance: +4, Last Available: "2013-08"
6633	ghostly huge folder (barbarian)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6634	folder (rainbow unicorn)	0		Last Available: "2013-08", Thorns: 5
6635	folder (Seawolf)	0		Better Diver: +10, Last Available: "2013-08"
6636	folder (dancing dolphins)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6637	folder (catfish)	0		Familiar Weight: +15, Last Available: "2013-08"
6638	gray folder (tranquil landscape)	0		Damage Reduction: 15, HP / MP Regen Min: 10, HP / MP Regen Max: 20, Last Available: "2013-08"
6639	folder (owl)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6640	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	0		Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-08"
6641	blue folder (sports car)	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6642	folder (sportsballs)	0		PvP Fights: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6643	upside-down folder (heavy metal)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2013-08"
6644	teal squat folder (Yedi)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-08"
6645	folder (KOLHS)	0		Last Available: "2013-08"
6648	squat knitted steel-toed slide rule	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Resistance: +3
6649	moist energized alkaline Ogres and Oubliettes&trade; module	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 23
6650	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	0		
6651	narrow twisted-up wet towel	0		
6652	hand-crafted weak stepmom's booze	2	EPIC	
6653	spinning surgical tape	0		
6654	narrow band T-shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20
6655	drinkable triple-distilled special purple fountain 'soda'	9	good	Effect: "Chain Chain Chains", Effect Duration: 50
6656	illegal firecracker	0		
6657	clever shellacked pickelhaube	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 18"
6658	liquefied concentrated electrified blurry hair oil	0		Effect: "Extra Backbone", Effect Duration: 60
6659	activated vacuum-sealed wobbly scrap	0		Effect: "Inner Warmth", Effect Duration: 55
6660	green school spirit socket set	0		
6661	suspension bridge	0		
6662	double-paned crafty deadly savvy Staff of the Lunch Lady	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Weapon Damage: +5, Maximum MP: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
6663	universal key	0		
6664	world's most dangerous birdhouse	0		
6665	auspicious smartaleck's deathchucks	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10
6666	eraser	0		
6667	quasireligious sculpture	0		
6668	Faraday cage	0		
6669	blurry modeling claymore	0		
6670	upside-down clay homunculus	0		
6671	extra-quantum twirling red sodium pentasomething	0		Effect: "Sweet Taste", Effect Duration: 19
6672	grains of salt	0		
6673	yellowcake bomb	0		
6674	mirror stinkbomb	0		
6675	chilled improved superwater	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 68
6676	shaking yellow Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	0		
6677	crude monster sculpture	0		
6678	horrifying Yearbook Club Camera	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blinding Flash"
6679	machete of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
6680	smooth extra-dry Cursed Punch	5	awesome	
6681	tolerable tumbling Bowl of Scorpions	3	good	
6682	tolerable Fog Murderer	3	good	
6683	book of matches	0		
6684	banded surgical mask	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Surgeonosity: +1
6685	head mirror of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Surgeonosity: +1
6686	wobbly dance instructor's half-size scalpel	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Surgeonosity: +1
6687	huge wool surgical apron	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Surgeonosity: +1
6688	twirling executive bloodied surgical dungarees	0		Meat Drop: +40, Surgeonosity: +1, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
6689	skewed mirror McClusky file (page 1)	0		
6690	olive McClusky file (page 2)	0		
6691	skewed McClusky file (page 3)	0		
6692	mirror McClusky file (page 4)	0		
6693	gray McClusky file (page 5)	0		
6694	red huge boring binder clip	0		
6695	shaking McClusky file (complete)	0		
6696	bowling ball	0		
6697	moss-covered stone sphere	0		
6698	dripping stone sphere	0		
6699	crackling stone sphere	0		
6700	maroon scorched stone sphere	0		
6701	stone triangle	0		
6702	upside-down bowler	0		Damage Aura: 1
6703	imitation White Russian	1	decent	
6704	friendly short-handled mop of bravery	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Spooky Resistance: +5
6705	moldy enchanted low-calorie jungle floor wax	1	crappy	Effect: "Eye of the Seal", Effect Duration: 45
6706	ghostly smirking shrunken head	0		Damage Aura: 1
6707	anodized irradiated unsweetened green colorful toad	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 69
6708	crude voodoo doll	0		
6709	attorney's badge	0		Single Equip
6710	Oprah's pygmy briefs of incineration	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 41"
6711	narrow short writ of habeas corpus	0		
6712	mirror blinking upside-down bone abacus	0		
6713	adder	0		
6714	short calculator	0		
6715	tumbling clever savvy sphygmomanometer	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +20
6716	ionized energized mirror blinking bag of pygmy blood	0		Effect: "Booze Goozles", Effect Duration: 46
6717	tongue depressor	0		
6718	Newton's brawny compression stocking	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +3
6719	green rosy-cheeked midriff scrubs of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +30
6720	triple-warmed fuchsia pill cup	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 35
6721	coward's manspreader's stiffened water bottle	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 40"
6722	ionized Vulcanized pygmy phone number	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 68
6723	Boozehounds Anonymous token	0		
6724	flavorless exotic jungle fruit	3	decent	
6725	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	0		
6726	dude ranch souvenir crate	0		
6727	narrow tropical island souvenir crate	0		
6728	ski resort souvenir crate	0		
6729	UV-resistant compass	0		
6730	funky junk key	0		
6731	shaking cyan Worse Homes and Gardens	0		
6732	fuchsia claw-foot bathtub	0		
6733	clothesline pole	0		
6734	mirror cigar sign	0		
6735	mirror junk junk	0		
6736	ghostly Junk-Bond	0		
6737	bouncing tangle of copper wire	0		
6738	narrow jagged scrap	0		
6739	magnetized magnetized spinning bent scrap	0		Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 44
6740	molten scrap	0		
6741	shaking eternal car battery	0		
6742	savvy junk band	0		Mysticality Percent: +20
6743	razor-sharp junk trunks	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Effect: "cap 15"
6744	Samson's junk-mail shirt	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
6745	diet spoiled junk food	1	crappy	
6746	weak artisanal skewed spinning junk yard	2	EPIC	
6747	blue Jack Frost's swordzall of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6748	mirror Jim Carey's arm buzzer	0		Monster Level: +25
6749	wholesome boilgun of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10
6750	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6751	twirling packet of beer seeds	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6752	cyan handful of barley	0		
6753	huge cluster of hops	0		
6754	beer bottle	0		
6755	narrow beer label	0		
6756	fuchsia artisanal homebrew sampler	0		
6757	drinkable blurry can of Br&uuml;talbr&auml;u	4	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6758	watered-down artisanal twirling can of Drooling Monk	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6759	mediocre pulsating cyan can of Impetuous Scofflaw	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6760	spirit-forward tolerable bottle of Old Pugilist	5	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6761	tolerable bottle of Professor Beer	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6762	acceptable bottle of Rapier Witbier	3	good	Last Available: "2013-09"
6763	bad wobbly bottle of Race Car Red	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-09"
6764	aged watered-down ghostly teal bottle of Greedy Dog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2013-09"
6765	weak artisanal bottle of Lambada Lambic	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2013-09"
6766	tin beer can	0		
6767	tumbling artisanal homebrew gift package	0		
6768	enchanted liquid bread	1	awesome	Effect: "You Ate Some Hemp Candy", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2013-09"
6769	shellacked stylish tin tam of the detective	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +20, Familiar Effect: "MP regen, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-09"
6770	unsweetened blurry tin cup	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2013-09"
6771	frosty Da Vinci's tin foil of the glutton	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-09"
6772	huge frosty Oprah's dangerous tin drum	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-09"
6773	bouncing tin roof (rusted)	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6774	jittery tin snips	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6775	tin lizzie	0		Last Available: "2013-09"
6776	polymerized modified pulsating foetid seal tear	0		Effect: "Litterboxing", Effect Duration: 41
6777	oxidized dry narrow seal sweat	0		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 48
6778	enhanced ionized anodized twirling boiling seal blood	0		Effect: "Jalape&ntilde;o Saucesphere", Effect Duration: 49
6779	crystalline seal eye	0		Single Equip
6780	rosy-cheeked shellacked studded sealhide shield	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum HP Percent: +30
6781	frightening curative scabrous seal epaulets	0		Spooky Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip
6782	mirror abyssal battle plans	0		
6783	bouncing frosty resourceful seal medal of mayonnaise	0		Maximum MP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50
6784	deanimated reanimator's coffin	0		Free Pull
6785	blurry flask of embalming fluid	0		
6788	blurry blank diary	0		
6789	boot knife	0		
6790	broken beer bottle	0		
6791	olive tumbling sharpened spoon	0		
6792	candy knife	0		
6793	purple soap knife	0		
6795	energized disco horoscope (Aquarius)	0		Effect: "Crocodile Tear", Effect Duration: 34
6796	unsweetened disco horoscope (Pisces)	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 21
6797	corrupted activated disco horoscope (Aries)	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 65
6798	extra-dry disco horoscope (Taurus)	0		Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 65
6799	irradiated disco horoscope (Gemini)	0		Effect: "Lucky Cat Is Lucky", Effect Duration: 33
6800	polarized dry blurry disco horoscope (Cancer)	0		Effect: "Sourpuss", Effect Duration: 65
6801	deionized pickled disco horoscope (Leo)	0		Effect: "Disdain of the Storm Tortoise", Effect Duration: 16
6802	unsweetened dry twirling disco horoscope (Virgo)	0		Effect: "Amorphous Cheer", Effect Duration: 38
6803	extra-boiled quadruple-ionized pressed disco horoscope (Libra)	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 56
6804	super-dry extra-pickled disco horoscope (Scorpio)	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 65
6805	quadruple-chilled polarized alkaline pulsating disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	0		Effect: "Feelin' Philosophical", Effect Duration: 47
6806	deionized corrupted disco horoscope (Capricorn)	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 60
6807	therapeutic occult The Sagittarian's leisure pants	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 18"
6808	toy accordion	0		Song Duration: 5
6809	accordion	0		Song Duration: 10
6810	beer-battered accordion of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 6
6811	twirling baritone accordion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 7
6812	blinking mama's squeezebox of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 8
6813	guancertina of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 9
6814	dance instructor's accordion file	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6815	Annie Oakley's accord ion	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10
6816	bone bandoneon of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 11
6817	gray dance instructor's pentatonic accordion	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 12
6818	Rosewater's non-Euclidean non-accordion	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6819	sharpshooter's Accordion of Jordion of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 14
6820	knitted autocalliope	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15
6821	friendly accordionoid rocca	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 18
6822	sinister pygmy concertinette	0		Spell Damage: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 17
6823	sharpshooter's smooth ghost accordion	0		Moxie: +15, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 16
6824	shaking peace accordion of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 19
6825	blurry Socratic alarm accordion of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Weapon Damage: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 20
6826	prompt banded All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig of the early riser	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Adventures: 10, Familiar Effect: "0.5xVolley, 1xPotato, cap 13"
6827	Da Vinci's KoL Con X Treasure Map of the sewer	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Stench Damage: +25
6828	artisanal special discocktail	3	EPIC	Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 10
6829	narrow beefcake's KoL Con X Bingo Card	0		Muscle: +25
6830	sizzling Temporal Tempera Tube	0		Hot Damage: +10
6831	enhanced upside-down huge Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	0		Effect: "Towering Strength", Effect Duration: 14
6832	cyan blurry Way More Tears&trade; pepper spray	0		
6833	aerosolized mirror Milk Studs	0		Effect: "Ack!  Barred!", Effect Duration: 55
6834	tarnished box of Dweebs	0		Effect: "Holiday Disappointment", Effect Duration: 27
6835	improved bag of W&Ws	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 55
6836	altered PEEZ dispenser	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 15
6837	activated energized pressed Swizzler	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 14
6838	energized modified bouncing Bugbearclaw Donut	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Frozen Tortellini", Effect Duration: 38
6839	triple-pressed nitrogenated pulsating gray jam	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 32
6840	diffused Whenchamacallit bar	0		Effect: "Stone-Faced", Effect Duration: 68
6841	triple-diffused upside-down huge 8-bit banana	0		Effect: "Liquidy Smoky", Effect Duration: 28
6842	wet polymerized pulsating olive vial of blood simple syrup	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 61
6843	ionized chilled bone bons	0		Effect: "Three Days Slow", Effect Duration: 30
6844	non-dry ironic mint	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 21
6845	unused walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6846	narrow walkie-talkie	0		Free Pull
6847	ghostly killing jar	0		
6848	pulsating healthy security flashlight	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
6849	chilled deionized Effermint&trade; tablets	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 60
6850	Jack Frost's veiny padded sturdy cane	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50
6851	pulsating lime green huge bowl of candy	0		
6852	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	0		
6853	carton of rotten eggs	0		
6854	red desert sightseeing pamphlet	0		
6855	fuchsia a suspicious address	0		
6856	cool Bal-musette accordion	0		Moxie: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6857	green Lo Pan's Cajun accordion	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6858	horrifying quirky accordion	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6859	padded beefy Skipper's accordion	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-10"
6860	nasty Jim Carey's shellacked Pantsgiving	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Item Drop: +5, Softcore Only, Bonus Resting HP: [5*F], Bonus Resting MP: [5*F], Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Talk About Politics", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pocket Crumbs", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Air Dirty Laundry", Drops Items, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-11", Variable
6861	flavorless can of sardines	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6862	snack-sized normal high-calorie sugar substitute	2	good	Last Available: "2013-11"
6863	moldy pat of butter	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6864	stale dinner roll	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-11"
6865	spoiled jittery mashed potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6866	moldy huge maroon whole turkey leg	8	crappy	Last Available: "2013-11"
6867	stale special deviled egg	4	decent	Effect: "Milk Studly", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-11"
6868	galvanized narrow finger exerciser	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2013-11"
6869	double-activated galvanized dented spoon	0		Effect: "There Is A Spoon", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2013-11"
6870	Vulcanized aerosolized enhanced green love note	0		Effect: "Boon of the War Snapper", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2013-11"
6871	bouncing school beer pull tab	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6872	colloidal nail file	0		Effect: "Mucilaginous Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2013-11"
6873	chilled candy wrapper	0		Effect: "Crimbo Epiphany", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-11"
6874	gym membership card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6875	quantum lime green post-holiday sale coupon	0		Effect: "Floundering", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2013-11"
6876	dry cleaning receipt	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6877	pocket lint (blue)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6878	pocket lint (green)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6879	ghostly pocket lint (white)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6880	twirling pocket lint (orange)	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6881	tumbling executive shellacked padded bowl of petunias of terror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2013-11"
6882	flame-wreathed frosty beefcake's power sock of the boozehound	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6883	padded Rosewater's wizardly wool sock of the pedagogue	0		Mysticality: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Experience: +3, Damage Absorption: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6884	supercharged forbidden arcane researcher's smooth moustache sock	0		Moxie: +15, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-11"
6885	anodized warmed blinking spirit gum	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 30
6886	spinning spirit pillow	0		
6887	shaking spirit sheet	0		
6888	teal spirit mattress	0		
6889	narrow spirit blanket	0		
6890	spirit bed	0		
6891	aromatic frosty cool spirit bell	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
6892	chilled wobbly spoonful of Linguine-Os	0		Effect: "Executive Greed", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-11"
6893	irradiated polarized ghostly green freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-11"
6894	frozen blob of Alphredo&trade;	0		Effect: "Smelly Pants", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2013-11"
6895	polymerized handful of crafty noodles	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2013-11"
6896	tarnished blinking tangled mass of pasta	0		Effect: "In the Slimelight", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-11"
6897	flattened concentrated liquefied upside-down Can of Spaghetto	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2013-11"
6898	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	0		Last Available: "2013-11"
6899	blue Thwaitgold ant statuette	0		
6900	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-11"
6901	hazardous sauce dosimeter	0		Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-11"
6902	boxer's flask flops of incineration	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
6903	diffused altered nuts	0		Effect: "EVISCERATE!", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2013-12"
6904	corrupted dry boiled bolts	0		Effect: "Aspect of the Twinklefairy", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
6905	delicious gingerbread robot	3	awesome	Last Available: "2013-12"
6906	stale petit 4.1	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6907	rotten snack-sized nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
6908	beefcake's plastic GORM-8	0		Muscle: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6909	plastic warbear of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6910	red bouncing plastic Toybot of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6911	shaking avaricious plastic warbear fortress	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6912	greasy plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6913	pulsating warbear whosit	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6914	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6915	rosewater-soaked knitted wizardly warbear hoverbelt	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6916	green tumbling warbear battery	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6917	warbear badge	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6918	activated purple warbear wardance potion	0		Effect: "Proprie Tea", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2013-12"
6919	non-electrified altered warbear bearserker potion	0		Effect: "Robocamo", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2013-12"
6920	nitrogenated warbear liquid overcoat	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2013-12"
6921	adequate warbear feasting bread	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6922	normal warbear warrior bread	4	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6923	normal miniature warbear thermoregulator bread	2	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6924	tolerable gray warbear feasting mead	3	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
6925	strong fancy aged warbear bearserker mead	5	awesome	Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6926	mediocre squat warbear blizzard mead	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
6927	blue warbear helm fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6928	jittery resourceful warbear plain fedora of the dark arts of horror	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6929	warbear feathered fedora of terror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6930	ghostly avaricious sinister warbear fedora of the storm	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6931	twirling hale boxer's warbear plain helm of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6932	tumbling perfumed warbear spiked helm	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6933	blinking executive mansplainer's warbear electro-spiked helm of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Monster Level: +15, Meat Drop: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy", Last Available: "2013-12"
6934	spinning purple friendly ruddy dance instructor's warbear plain ushanka	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6935	teal squat Rosewater's warbear lined ushanka	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1.5xBarrr, 1xLep, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6936	dangerous warbear heated ushanka of Calamity Jane of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "1xatk, 1xLep", Last Available: "2013-12"
6937	tumbling warbear trouser fragment	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6938	Sherlock's Samson's warbear party pants of dire peril	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6939	blinking ruddy warbear ceremonial party pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6940	Lo Pan's warbear high festival pants of the dark arts of the storm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhoul", Last Available: "2013-12"
6941	family-friendly gravedigger's educational warbear battle greaves	0		Experience: +1, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6942	spinning Da Vinci's warbear officer greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6943	ruddy Samson's educational warbear bearserker greaves	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr", Last Available: "2013-12"
6944	gray Sherlock's frosty MacGyver's warbear johns	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +25, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2013-12"
6945	brainy warbear fleece-lined johns	0		Mysticality: +5, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2013-12"
6946	Lo Pan's grievous warbear johns of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2013-12"
6947	warbear accoutrements chunk	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6948	steel-toed warbear goggles of incineration of the early riser	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6949	ghostly stiffened warbear snowblindness goggles	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6950	Van der Graaf beefy warbear polarized goggles of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6951	wobbly studded warbear laser bowtie of the scaredy-cat of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6952	toasty warbear plasma bowtie	0		Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6953	executive Sherlock's wool warbear nuclear bowtie	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6954	perfumed careful warbear warscarf of Flo-Jo	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6955	red inspector's warbear fleece-lined warscarf	0		Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6956	Samson's Herculean warbear warscarf of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Muscle): 6, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6957	warbear requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6958	warbear exo-arm	0		Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6959	auspicious warbear foil hat	0		Item Drop: +10, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
6960	warbear energy bracers	0		Class: "Pastamancer", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6961	tumbling avaricious warbear oil pan of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Sauceror", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spray Hot Grease", Last Available: "2013-12"
6962	bouncing warbear laser beacon	0		Class: "Disco Bandit", Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
6963	bouncing Samson's warbear exhaust manifold	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6964	tumbling warbear jackhammer drill press	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6965	warbear auto-anvil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6966	warbear induction oven	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6967	huge blinking warbear chemistry lab	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6968	warbear officer requisition box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6969	skewed maroon warbear empathy chip	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
6970	bouncing warbear drone assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6971	shaking warbear breakfast machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6972	blind-packed die-cast toy	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
6973	die-cast Bashful the Reindeer of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6974	Usain Bolt's die-cast Doc the Reindeer	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2013-12"
6975	sinister die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6976	die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6977	die-cast Happy the Reindeer of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6978	brawny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6979	upside-down scorching die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6980	die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2013-12"
6981	skewed wool die-cast factory worker elf	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6982	stiffened die-cast gift-wrapping elf	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6983	squat frightening die-cast middle-management elf	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6984	shellacked die-cast pencil-pusher elf	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2013-12"
6985	die-cast stocking-stuffer elf of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6986	healthy die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2013-12"
6987	fortified die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
6988	olive friendly Fonzie's die-cast death ray in a pear tree	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6989	avaricious die-cast turtle mech	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2013-12"
6990	mirror horrifying die-cast Swiss hen	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6991	Fonzie's die-cast killing bird	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
6992	ghostly manspreader's die-cast ring	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6993	brainy die-cast goose a-laying	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6994	friendly die-cast swarm a-swarming	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
6995	skewed die-cast blade a-spinning of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2013-12"
6996	slick die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2013-12"
6997	frightening die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
6998	wobbly foul-smelling die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg of Flo-Jo	0		Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
6999	scandalous Lo Pan's die-cast Father Crimborg	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7000	Newton's experienced die-cast Don Crimbo	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7001	squat frightening razor-sharp die-cast Uncle Hobo	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2013-12"
7002	mansplainer's beefy die-cast Father Crimbo	0		Muscle: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7003	The Smith's Tome	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12", Skill: "Summon Smithsness"
7004	polarized oxidized Flaskfull of Hollow	0		Effect: "Frosty the Hitman", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2013-12"
7005	lump of Brituminous coal	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7006	diluted handful of Smithereens	1	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7007	half-sized bland red skewed Every Day is Like This Sundae	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7008	flavorless Miserable Pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7009	tiny spoiled ghostly This Charming Flan	1	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7010	enchanted hand-crafted Irish Coffee, English Heart	4	EPIC	Effect: "It Tickles!  It Tickles!", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2013-12"
7011	irresponsibly strong mediocre Strikes Again Bigmouth	9	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7012	drinkable fortified Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	5	good	Last Available: "2013-12"
7013	fuchsia Golden Light	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7014	yellow Louder Than Bomb	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7015	Handsome Devil	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7016	knitted mansplainer's Work is a Four Letter Sword of the storm of the glutton	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +15, Cold Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2013-12"
7017	huge miser's Tesla brainy Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals of the dark arts	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Meat Drop: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2013-12"
7018	teal family-friendly asbestos-lined baleful Sheila Take a Crossbow of incineration	0		Spell Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7019	fireproof lion tamer's studded brawny A Light that Never Goes Out	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2013-12"
7020	dog trainer's mansplainer's Half a Purse of the empath of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +15, Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7021	flame-retardant Jim Carey's Tesla energetic Hairpiece On Fire	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7022	squat Van der Graaf wicked educational Vicar's Tutu of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Experience: +1, Spell Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Familiar Effect: "1.2xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7023	electrified cool Hand in Glove of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +5, Candy Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2013-12"
7024	mirror executive stanky Meat Tenderizer is Murder of the cheetah	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Initiative: +60, Class: "Seal Clubber", Last Available: "2013-12"
7025	mansplainer's rock-hard Rosewater's Ouija Board, Ouija Board	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +15, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7026	baleful slick Hand that Rocks the Ladle of mayonnaise	0		Moxie: +10, Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2013-12"
7027	gray aromatic reassuring Van der Graaf Saucepanic	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2013-12"
7028	avaricious resourceful arcane researcher's Frankly Mr. Shank	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2013-12"
7029	scandalous supercharged Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Sleaze Damage: +5, Class: "Accordion Thief", Song Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7030	mirror miser's third-hand lantern	0		Meat Drop: +10
7031	purple loose purse strings	0		
7032	super-sized toothsome pickled egg	5	awesome	
7033	cup of lukewarm tea	1	crappy	
7034	warbear soda machine assembler	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7035	squat warbear box	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7036	warbear high-efficiency still	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7037	warbear LP-ROM burner	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7038	warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7039	enhanced warbear robo-camouflage unit	0		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2013-12"
7040	warbear beeping telegram	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7041	warbear procedural hilarity drone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2013-12"
7042	warbear metalworking primer	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7043	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7044	adjusted twirling glass slipper	0		Effect: "Infernal Thirst", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7045	twisted bouncing blinking antimatter wad	1	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7046	flattened quadruple-modified lime green warbear superpotion	0		Effect: "Arabian Knighthood", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2013-12"
7047	adjusted energized warbear liquid lasers	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2013-12"
7048	chilled deionized huge warbear rejuvenation potion	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2013-12"
7049	wobbly broken warbear gyrocopter	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7050	bland pulsating blinking warbear gyro	4	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7051	dry electrified recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2013-12"
7052	warbear metalworking primer (used)	0		Skill: "Shrap", Last Available: "2013-12"
7053	warbear empathy chip (used)	0		Skill: "Psychokinetic Hug", Last Available: "2013-12"
7054	warbear drone codes	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7055	spoiled bouncing cyan breakfast mess	4	crappy	Last Available: "2013-12"
7056	spinning warbear breakfast machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7057	stale miniature maroon breakfast miracle	2	decent	Last Available: "2013-12"
7058	polymerized quadruple-adjusted ghostly Cloaca Cola Polar	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2013-12"
7059	warbear soda machine	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7060	festive warbear bank	0		Last Available: "2013-12"
7061	blinking grimstone mask	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7062	praying Grim Brother	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7063	Grim Brothers' story book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7064	wobbly cyan hibernating Grimstone Golem	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7065	dehydrated skewed grim fairy tale	1	good	Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7066	grimstone galoshes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7067	altered ghostly mirror single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	0		Effect: "Fan-Cooled", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2010-02"
7068	vacuum-sealed colloidal single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 20
7069	squat Discontent&trade; Winter Garden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-01"
7070	packet of winter seeds	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7071	bland fancy snow berries	4	decent	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-01"
7072	normal miniature ice harvest	2	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7073	improved frost flower	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-01"
7074	unsweetened snow cleats	0		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-01"
7075	triple-energized corrupted fuchsia liquid ice pack	0		Effect: "Dirty Pear", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2014-01"
7076	wobbly snow boards	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7077	miniature bland snow crab	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-01"
7078	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Ice Island Long Tea	1	good	Last Available: "2014-01"
7079	unfinished ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7080	ice sculpture	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7081	tumbling ice house	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7082	snow machine	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7083	wholesome snow mobile	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Cold", Last Available: "2014-01"
7084	maroon thinker's ice bucket	0		Mysticality: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7085	squat double-paned Jeselnik's snow shovel	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7086	fuchsia up-at-dawn scorching forbidden bod-ice	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7087	lightning-fast Annie Oakley's therapeutic snow belt of extreme caution	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7088	upside-down zippy inspector's forbidden Newton's ice nine	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +15, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-01"
7089	snow fort	0		Last Available: "2014-01"
7090	hand-crafted weak En Una Fila Tequila	2	EPIC	
7091	tumbling Skully's hot chocolate	1	good	
7092	jittery reassuring hale warbear dress helmet	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7093	Annie Oakley's beefy warbear dress bracers	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2013-12"
7094	friendly thinker's warbear dress greaves	0		Mysticality: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xBarrr, cap 25", Last Available: "2013-12"
7095	blurry sweatband of Leguizamo of the cheetah	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +60, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xFairy, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7096	Annie Oakley's gym shorts of Gandalf	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-12"
7097	blurry knitted ruddy ankleweights	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7098	jittery therapeutic forbidden razor-sharp Newton's sweat socks	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-12"
7099	pint of sweat	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7100	Jerks' Health&trade; Magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7101	dried Five Second Energy&trade;	1		Last Available: "2014-12"
7102	pixie axie	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7103	non-polarized irradiated green pulsating powder	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2014-12"
7104	arcane researcher's licorice whip	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2014-12"
7105	anise-flavored venom	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7106	enchanted artisanal blurry snakebite	4	EPIC	Effect: "Horrid, Torrid", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7107	sage candy stick of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7108	huge adequate pecan	7	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7109	special big spoiled narrow pecan pie	5	crappy	Effect: "Bells in the Batfry", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
7110	chocolate-stained collar	0		Candy Drop: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7111	bland candy mountain oyster	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7112	hand-crafted chocotini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7113	teal aromatic sharpshooter's chocolate rabbit's foot of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7114	adequate candy carrot	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7115	normal lime green candy carrot cake	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7116	personal trainer's carrot-on-a-stick of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2014-12"
7117	weasel stomping pants of the brute of the glutton	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Food Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1xGhoul, cap 20", Last Available: "2014-12"
7118	bland mulberry	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7119	drinkable mulled berry wine	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7120	red narrow lemony scales	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7121	lemon party hat of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7122	shaking fuchsia shaking perfumed lemon shirt	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2014-12"
7123	lemon drop trousers of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7124	ionized denatured lemonhead caviar	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-12"
7125	blurry clever curative gummi sword	0		Maximum MP: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7126	unsweetened small gummi fin	0		Effect: "Spooky Blur", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2014-12"
7127	Usain Bolt's chocolate cow bone	0		Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2014-12"
7128	pressed adjusted gummi fang	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2014-12"
7129	adequate enchanted leftover canap&eacute;s	3	good	Effect: "PERL of Great Price", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7130	hand-crafted strong magnum of champagne	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7131	narrow friendly veiny cow creamer of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7132	irradiated corrupted corrupted fuchsia huge squat Outer Wolf&trade; cologne	0		Effect: "Helping Comes Second", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-12"
7133	jittery twirling skewed lupine appetite hormones	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7134	upside-down careful wolf whistle of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: -10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow Wolf Whistle", Last Available: "2014-12"
7135	huge rotten witch's bread	9	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7136	tarnished polymerized witch's brew	0		Effect: "Destructive Resolve", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2014-12"
7137	stanky Annie Oakley's padded witch's bra	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7138	smooth weak mid-level medieval mead	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7139	vacuum-sealed double-cold-filtered galvanized R&uuml;mpelstiltz	0		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7140	spinning wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7141	Vulcanized polymerized ghostly bouncing hi-octane carrot juice	0		Effect: "Old Time Hydration", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7142	non-ionized polarized hare brush	0		Effect: "Superhuman Sarcasm", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-12"
7143	healthy supercool hare pin	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-12"
7144	odd coin	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7145	half-sized delicious twirling cinnamon cannoli	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7146	triple-distilled perfectly mixed expensive champagne	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-12"
7147	colloidal non-improved altered polo trophy	0		Effect: "Spooky Jellied", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
7148	tumbling oil painting	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7149	rosary	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7150	blinking tumbling ornate dowsing rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7151	straw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7152	fuchsia	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7153	clay	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7154	filling	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7155	parchment	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7156	glass	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7157	knitted Jack Frost's Lo Pan's fire hose	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, 1xVolley, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7158	spoiled fireman's lunch	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7159	chilly friendly plain paper hat of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Cold Damage: +5, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, cap 37", Last Available: "2014-12"
7160	thick adequate ice cream sandwich	5	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7161	Temple Grandin's wizardly &quot;honey&quot; dipper of Calamity Jane	0		Mysticality: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2014-12"
7162	adequate skewed plumber's lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7163	friendly Oprah's skull gearshift knob of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2014-12"
7164	bland thick gray tumbling nachos of the night	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7165	coward's beefcake's Sketcherz&trade; of the glutton	0		Muscle: +25, Monster Level: -20, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-12"
7166	tasty can of Adultwitch&trade;	3	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7167	energized activated smudge stick	0		Effect: "Bustle Hustlin'", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2014-12"
7168	quantum alkaline wall	0		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2014-12"
7169	drinkable tankard of ale	3	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7170	quantum scroll case	0		Effect: "Al Dente Inferno", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-12"
7171	non-anodized jug of &quot;wine&quot;	0		Effect: "Livin' Large", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-12"
7172	yellow juggling ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7173	crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7174	moldy humble pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7175	skewed small golem	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7176	huge shaking crappy camera	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7177	non-liquefied jittery fuchsia crappy waiter disguise	0		Effect: "Punchy, Murdery", Effect Duration: 25
7178	Copperhead Charm	0		
7179	maroon The First Pizza	0		
7180	The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronado	0		
7181	The Eye of the Stars	0		
7182	The Stankara Stone	0		
7183	narrow Murphy's Rancid Black Flag	0		
7184	upside-down The Shield of Brook	0		
7185	Red Zeppelin ticket	0		
7186	spinning Copperhead Charm (rampant)	0		
7187	irresponsibly strong delicious unnamed cocktail	9	awesome	
7188	handful of tips	0		
7189	smelly unrequired jacket	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10
7190	supercool tommy gun	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unload Tommy Gun"
7191	ghostly drum of tommy ammo	0		
7192	blinking throwing knife	0		
7193	shaking tumbling throwing spoon	0		
7194	throwing fork	0		
7195	blue smelly clever breadchucks	0		Maximum MP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10
7196	shuriken salad	0		
7197	studded combat fan	0		Damage Absorption: +80
7198	mirror ribald chaotic silk skirt	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7199	olive blowdart	0		
7200	fuchsia arcane researcher's Buddy Bjorn	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Softcore Only, Last Available: "2014-02"
7201	dangerous strapping The Nuge's favorite crossbow of temperance	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5
7202	decent massive sweet roll Alabama	10	good	
7203	Saturday Night Special of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
7204	lynyrd snare	0		
7205	stiffened fleetwood chain	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7206	smooth weak mirror Green Manalishi	2	awesome	
7207	blade of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20
7208	spinning fire of unknown origin	0		
7209	eagle's milk	1	decent	
7210	altered triple-ionized green eagle feather	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 60
7211	aerosolized one pill	0		Effect: "Ripping, Dripping", Effect Duration: 54
7212	blurry inspector's Jefferson wings	0		Item Drop: +15
7213	fuchsia fleetwood macaroni	0		
7214	yellow cheesy eagle sauce	0		
7215	spoiled miniature fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2	crappy	
7216	wobbly huge lynyrd skin	0		
7217	fuchsia lynyrdskin cap of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 42"
7218	blurry up-at-dawn lynyrdskin tunic	0		Adventures: +5
7219	medical-grade lynyrdskin breeches	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1.5xGhuol, cap 42"
7220	skewed yellow shaking cigarette lighter	0		
7221	spinning priceless diamond	0		
7222	drinkable Flamin' Whatshisname	4	good	
7223	activated lynyrd musk	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 52
7224	Kashmir sweater of chilblains of bravery	0		Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +5
7225	big normal blurry custard pie	5	good	
7226	tea for one	1	crappy	
7227	tolerable bottle of Evermore	3	good	
7228	mirror box	0		
7229	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic wine	1	EPIC	
7230	hand-crafted rum	4	EPIC	
7231	perfectly mixed Murderer's Punch	3	EPIC	
7232	flavorless velvet cake	3	decent	
7233	polymerized warmed letter	0		Effect: "Fishy Fortification", Effect Duration: 22
7234	jittery rock-hard book of the overflowing toilet	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Stench Spell Damage: +50
7235	careful sage masque	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Single Equip
7236	gravedigger's red-hot poker	0		Spooky Damage: +10
7237	Red X Shield of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
7238	foul-smelling sage badge	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Single Equip
7239	crafty sinister shirt	0		Spell Damage: +10, Maximum MP: +10
7240	groovy brawny coat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +10
7241	arcane researcher's shoe of incineration	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7242	ghostly button	0		
7243	button	0		
7244	unsweetened blood cells	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 64
7245	nitrogenated green eye	0		Effect: "Weasels Underfoot", Effect Duration: 27
7246	glark cable	0		
7247	shaking greedy Red Fox glove of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +20, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip
7248	diffused foxglove	0		Effect: "[800]Chocolate Reign", Effect Duration: 25
7249	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	0		
7250	Sherlock's supercharged experienced cool Sneaky Pete's jacket	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +2, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7251	fuchsia jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7252	yellow shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	0		Free Pull
7253	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	0		
7254	really cocktail shaker	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7255	watered-down artisanal mini-martini	2	EPIC	
7256	wobbly smoke grenade	0		
7257	twisted molotov soda	1	good	
7258	dry dry upside-down bouncing huge pile of ashes	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 45
7259	blinking crate of firebombs	0		
7260	firebomb	0		
7261	wobbly dance instructor's Sneaky Pete's basket of the pedagogue of courage	0		Experience: +3, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3
7262	&quot;I Love Me, Vol. I&quot;	0		
7263	photograph of a dog	0		
7264	wobbly photograph of a nugget	0		
7265	photograph of an ostrich egg	0		
7266	ghostly disposable instant camera	0		
7267	foul-smelling Annie Oakley's experienced Sneaky Pete's jacket (collar popped) of vim and vigor	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Softcore Only, Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Avatar of Sneaky Pete)]
7268	Letter for Melvign the Gnome	0		
7269	Professor What garment	0		
7270	skewed &quot;2 Love Me, Vol. 2&quot;	0		
7271	tumbling Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	0		
7272	blinking supercharged plastic Professor What	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30
7273	blinking fortified plastic Jared the Duskwalker	0		Damage Absorption: +60
7274	bouncing rosy-cheeked plastic Duke Starkiller	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7275	red plastic Gary Claybender of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50
7276	narrow Samson's plastic Captain Kerkard	0		Experience (Muscle): +5
7277	irradiated cold-filtered blurry robot grease	0		Effect: "Abyssal Tears", Effect Duration: 68
7278	returned Thinknerd package	0		
7279	non-liquefied non-diffused altered upside-down lime green wind-up Whatsian robot	0		Effect: "Blackberry Politeness", Effect Duration: 39
7280	triple-cold-filtered corrupted skewed wind-up vampire teeth	0		Effect: "Chari Tea", Effect Duration: 35
7281	flattened pickled pulsating cyan wind-up navigation droid	0		Effect: "Certainty", Effect Duration: 66
7282	improved ionized narrow wind-up owl	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 13
7283	pickled boiled green wind-up ensign	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 18
7284	blurry flame-retardant medical-grade crying statue earrings	0		Hot Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7285	supercool plastic Duskwalker necklace of the detective	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7286	narrow flame-retardant frightening plastic replica blaster pistol	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover
7287	up-at-dawn Gary Claybender's Time Screwer of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover
7288	manspreader's Space Tourist palmdoctor of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7289	inspector's scandalous amok putter of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15
7290	adequate half-sized amok pudding	2	good	
7291	deactivated putty buddy	0		
7292	huge putty coat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7293	energized warmed lime green can of V-11	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-03"
7294	lime green elevennis shoes of the scaredy-cat of the boozehound	0		Monster Level: -15, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-03"
7295	elevent	0		Last Available: "2014-03"
7296	mirror energetic elevenderizing hammer of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-03"
7297	stiffened Professor What T-Shirt	0		Damage Reduction: 1
7298	spinning heavy-duty bendy straw	0		
7299	gray pellet of plant food	0		
7300	sewing kit	0		
7301	skewed Spookyraven billiards room key	0		
7302	upside-down Spookyraven library key	0		
7303	Lady Spookyraven's necklace	0		
7304	telegram from Lady Spookyraven	0		
7305	Lady Spookyraven's powder puff	0		
7306	jittery Lady Spookyraven's finest gown	0		
7307	skewed Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes	0		
7308	frozen enhanced eyebrow pencil	0		Effect: "Gleaming White Teeth", Effect Duration: 55
7309	double-concentrated quadruple-chilled rosewater cream	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 30
7310	super-denatured bronzer	0		Effect: "Woad Warrior", Effect Duration: 15
7311	mirror bouncing rosy-cheeked elegant nightstick of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30
7312	still grill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-06"
7313	box of hickory chips	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7314	poppet	0		
7315	wobbly rickety rocking horse	0		
7316	spinning jack-in-the-box	0		
7317	jar of baby ghosts	0		
7318	wobbly tumbling ghostly veiny baleful deadly ghost of a necklace	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +10
7319	blurry greasy smartaleck's Elizabeth's Dollie	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7320	corrupted pressed Elizabeth's paintbrush	0		Effect: "Haunted Liver", Effect Duration: 69
7321	ghostly toasty careful Stephen's lab coat	0		Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5
7322	triple-galvanized improved Stephen's secret formula	0		Effect: "Strawberry Alarm", Effect Duration: 63
7323	squat fortified extremely unsafe Jacob's rung	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +60
7324	diluted red upside-down battery	1		
7325	smooth fortified snakebite	5	awesome	
7326	mirror medical-grade brawny rubber ribcage	0		Muscle Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7327	mixed red synthetic marrow	1		Effect: "Vanity Rage", Effect Duration: 5
7328	alkaline fuchsia skewed funny bone	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 49
7329	tumbling forbidden half-melted spoon of the cheetah	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Initiative: +60
7330	powdered ghostly the funk	1		
7331	bland gunky chicken	4	decent	
7332	rosy-cheeked doll head	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
7333	bouncing droopy doll eye	0		
7334	voice box	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull Voice Box String"
7335	twirling slick paddle-ball of dire peril	0		Moxie: +10, Weapon Damage: +20
7336	double-boiled skewed sound effects record	0		Effect: "Frigid Weapon", Effect Duration: 60
7337	alphabet block	0		
7338	improved blue dancer	0		Effect: "Held Closer", Effect Duration: 58
7339	tumbling music box mechanism	0		
7340	hardy moose antlers	0		Maximum HP: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 27"
7341	electrified galvanized quadruple-aerosolized moose thought	0		Effect: "Rave Concentration", Effect Duration: 38
7342	adequate moose chocolate	4	good	
7343	acceptable painting of a glass of wine	4	good	
7344	oil painting of yourself	0		
7345	ornate picture frame	0		
7346	doll-eye amulet	0		Single Equip
7347	ghostly chaotic therapeutic ghost toga	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7348	toothsome wobbly sheet cake	3	awesome	
7349	ghost key	0		
7350	picture of you	0		
7351	olive energetic therapeutic grievous Staff of the Electric Range	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
7352	spoiled spinning deluxe layer cake	3	crappy	
7353	chunk of hot iron	0		
7354	perfectly mixed spirit-forward red-hot boilermaker	5	EPIC	
7355	squat veiny coal shovel	0		Maximum HP: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shovel Hot Coal"
7356	altered maroon hot coal	0		Effect: "Irresistible Resolve", Effect Duration: 22
7357	galvanized adjusted dry coal dust	0		Effect: "Stregngth of the Gnome", Effect Duration: 26
7358	mirror smelly hale Bram's choker of the detective	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
7359	plaid swatch	0		
7360	fuchsia plaid bandage	0		
7361	blinking educational plaid pocket square	0		Experience: +1
7362	hale arcane researcher's plaid skirt	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xFairy, cap 38"
7363	flattened modified skewed bloodstain stick	0		Effect: "Human-Weird Thing Hybrid", Effect Duration: 28
7364	fabric softener	0		
7365	polarized galvanized enhanced fabric hardener	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 65
7366	lousy bottle of laundry sherry	3	decent	
7367	quantum altered industrial strength starch	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 65, Wiki Name: "industrial strength starch"
7368	rotten extra-flat panini	4	crappy	
7369	dry galvanized huge mangled finger	0		Effect: "Omphalotus Omnipresence", Effect Duration: 27
7370	artisanal strong spinning Psychotic Train wine	5	EPIC	
7371	twirling crazy hobo notebook	0		
7372	diet decent twirling pie man was not meant to eat	1	good	
7373	wobbly sommelier's towel of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3
7374	steel-toed tarnished tastevin	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip
7375	massive spoiled actual tapas	6	crappy	
7376	bouncing ghast iron ingot	0		
7377	mirror friendly veiny ghast iron cleaver	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3
7378	Tesla grievous ghast iron Garibaldi	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 14"
7379	medical-grade ghast iron heater shield of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7380	rosewater-soaked sinister ghast iron codpiece	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 42"
7381	wobbly forbidden Pendant of Gargalesis	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50
7382	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7383	wobbly pulsating DNA extraction syringe	0		Last Available: "2014-04"
7384	deionized pickled Gene Tonic: Dude	0		Effect: "Discomfited", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7385	galvanized quadruple-unsweetened bouncing Gene Tonic: Beast	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-04"
7386	cold-filtered colloidal spinning Gene Tonic: Construct	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2014-04"
7387	polarized Gene Tonic: Undead	0		Effect: "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2014-04"
7388	anodized diffused anodized Gene Tonic: Humanoid	0		Effect: "Radiated and Grodiated", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-04"
7389	boiled energized ghostly Gene Tonic: Insect	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-04"
7390	oxidized purple Gene Tonic: Hippy	0		Effect: "Chalked Weapon", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2014-04"
7391	alkaline magnetized Gene Tonic: Orc	0		Effect: "Good with the Ladies", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2014-04"
7392	dry Gene Tonic: Demon	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-04"
7393	quadruple-tarnished Gene Tonic: Horror	0		Effect: "Amorous Avarice", Effect Duration: 44, Last Available: "2014-04"
7394	dry Gene Tonic: Fish	0		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2014-04"
7395	deionized improved shaking Gene Tonic: Goblin	0		Effect: "Paging Betty", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2014-04"
7396	adjusted narrow Gene Tonic: Pirate	0		Effect: "Moose Wisdom", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2014-04"
7397	deionized Gene Tonic: Plant	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-04"
7398	double-corrupted pulsating Gene Tonic: Weird	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-04"
7399	electrified magnetized narrow Gene Tonic: Elf	0		Effect: "Shawarma Warm War", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7400	enhanced ionized purple Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	0		Effect: "Sweet and Yellow", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-04"
7401	unsweetened anodized pickled cyan Gene Tonic: Slime	0		Effect: "Hyperoffended", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2014-04"
7402	adjusted ionized Gene Tonic: Penguin	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-04"
7403	cold-filtered aerosolized mirror Gene Tonic: Elemental	0		Effect: "Army of One", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-04"
7404	nitrogenated Gene Tonic: Constellation	0		Effect: "Ancestral Disapproval", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-04"
7405	anodized flattened maroon Gene Tonic: Hobo	0		Effect: "Night of the Nachos", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-04"
7406	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	0		
7407	jittery Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	0		
7408	green Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	0		
7409	shaking cyan Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	0		
7410	green Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	0		
7411	gray Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	0		
7412	maroon Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	0		
7413	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	0		
7414	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	0		
7415	wobbly Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	0		
7416	jittery Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	0		
7417	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	0		
7418	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	0		
7419	bouncing Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	0		
7420	cyan Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	0		
7421	pencil thin mushroom	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7422	Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7423	ghostly salty sailor salt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7424	bike rental broupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7425	red shaking Taco Dan's Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7426	pulsating sprinkle shaker	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7427	liquefied yellow sleight-of-hand mushroom	0		Effect: "Salty Dogs", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-05"
7428	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Taco Receipt	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7429	Beach Buck	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7430	anodized Fun-Guy spore	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7431	alkaline flattened ghostly red Boletus Broletus mushroom	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7432	galvanized non-tarnished electrified huge yellow Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	0		Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2014-05"
7433	pressed fuchsia Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2014-05"
7434	denatured Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	0		Effect: "Corruption of Wretched Wally", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2014-05"
7435	improved non-diffused Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-05"
7436	tarnished non-pickled moist teal Tremella Tarantella mushroom	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2014-05"
7437	yellow blurry Pastaco shell	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7438	flavorless special Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3	decent	Effect: "In the Saucestream", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7439	flavorless upside-down Brain Food Pastaco	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7440	snack-sized spoiled Cool Brunch Pastaco	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7441	small toothsome Medical Pastaco	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7442	spoiled Energy Buzz Pastaco	3	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7443	flavorless jumbo Ludovico Pastaco	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7444	bad overpowering mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7445	drinkable weak complex mushroom wine	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7446	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed smooth mushroom wine	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7447	lousy blurry blood-red mushroom wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7448	bad buzzing mushroom wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7449	acceptable swirling mushroom wine	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7450	bland half-sized Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7451	decent fancy Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	4	good	Effect: "Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2014-05"
7452	upside-down Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7453	smooth extra-dry regular-size brogurt	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7454	high-proof lousy tumbling jittery super-size brogurt	10	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7455	weak perfectly mixed broberry brogurt	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7456	lousy practically non-alcoholic brocolate brogurt	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-05"
7457	artisanal skewed skewed French bronilla brogurt	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7458	skewed History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	0		Skill: "Unoffendable", Last Available: "2014-05"
7459	Now You're Cooking With Grease	0		Skill: "Grease Up", Last Available: "2014-05"
7460	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	0		Skill: "Sloppy Secrets", Last Available: "2014-05"
7461	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7462	Herculean Brogre brorts	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 1xGhuol, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-05"
7463	Fonzie's Brogre brolo shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2014-05"
7464	up-at-dawn Brogre bucket hat	0		Adventures: +5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 14", Last Available: "2014-05"
7465	spinning Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7466	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-05"
7467	green one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7468	smelly electrified 8-billed baseball cap of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley, 1xBarrr, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-05"
7469	skewed Tesla Van der Graaf extremely wet T-shirt of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 12, MP Regen Max: 17, Last Available: "2014-05"
7470	cyan nasty chaotic shrimp fork of the empath	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7471	ionized BROS Energy Drink	0		Effect: "Mad at Science", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7472	triple-corrupted oxidized non-denatured go-go potion	0		Effect: "Amorous", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-05"
7473	improved alkaline blurry shrimp cocktail	0		Effect: "Video Game Hot Dog", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-05"
7474	activated jittery Yolo&trade; chocolates	0		Effect: "Partially Ghosted", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2020-09"
7475	string of moist beads of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7476	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7477	alkaline Meat-inflating powder	0		Effect: "Serenity", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2014-05"
7478	possessed sugar cube	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7479	altered denatured shaking squat sugar fairy	0		Effect: "Impregnably Delicious", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7480	wet super-moist sugar bunny	0		Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2014-05"
7481	mirror sweet tooth	0		Last Available: "2014-05", Wiki Name: "sweet tooth"
7482	mediocre spinning skewed Rompedores de Fantasmas	4	decent	
7483	smooth maroon upside-down La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	4	awesome	
7484	acceptable Fantasma en la M&aacute;quina	3	good	
7485	loosening powder	0		
7486	yellow castoreum	0		
7487	drain dissolver	0		
7488	bouncing triple-distilled turpentine	0		
7489	mirror detartrated anhydrous sublicalc	0		
7490	triatomaceous dust	0		
7491	drinkable bottle of Chateau de Vinegar	4	good	
7492	blasting soda	0		
7493	unstable fulminate	0		
7494	mirror wine bomb	0		
7495	mirror recipe: mortar-dissolving solution	0		
7496	shaking pulsating bottled day	0		
7497	lime green ghost formula	0		
7498	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	0		
7499	moist Hot 'n' Scarys	0		Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 40
7500	map	0		
7501		0		
7502	frozen olive Texas tea	0		Effect: "El Vibrations", Effect Duration: 18
7503	huge banded dark hamethyst ring	0		Damage Absorption: +100
7504	greasy dark baconstone ring	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7505	blurry dark porquoise ring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
7506	double-paned beefy book	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Resistance: +5
7507	Tesla cloak	0		MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
7508	label	0		
7509	normal miniature Mornington crescent roll	2	good	
7510	adjusted super-anodized non-ionized eye shadow	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 25
7511	crumbling wheel	0		
7512	ionized ghostly spinning poppy	0		Effect: "Motion", Effect Duration: 60
7513	skewed opium grenade	0		
7514	cool brainy duonoculars	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +5, Single Equip
7515	maroon plastic rock	0		
7516	bouncing witch's spare house key	0		
7517	smartaleck's spider leg of dire peril	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20
7518	squat wand of pigification	0		
7519	weak delicious yellow glass of bourbon	2	awesome	
7520	burned government manual fragment	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7521	rotten government cheese	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-05"
7522	narrow reassuring pair of government shades	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7523	upside-down space junk	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7524	dry government	0		Effect: "Jingle Jangle Jingle", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2014-05"
7525	electrified alien drugs	0		Effect: "Gummibrain", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2023-09"
7526	weird space book	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7527	upside-down alien force field disruptor bean	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7528	government-issued night-vision goggles of the cougar of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +20, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-05"
7529	delicious loaf of alien bread	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7530	adequate grilled cheese sandwich	4	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7531	compressed squat alien protein powder	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-05"
7532	weak acceptable wobbly rocket fuel	2	good	Last Available: "2014-05"
7533	twirling squat alien source code printout	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7534	alien source code printout (used)	0		Skill: "Alien Source Code", Last Available: "2014-05"
7535	artisanal stealth bomber	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7536	space beast fur	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7537	twitching space egg	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7538	ramekin of space nuts	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-05"
7539	narrow zippy space beast fur hat	0		Initiative: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7540	flame-wreathed space beast fur pants	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley", Last Available: "2014-05"
7541	space beast fur whip of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7542	space invader	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7543	squat MacGyver's smartaleck's space heater	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heat Space", Last Available: "2014-05"
7544	bouncing space bar	0		Last Available: "2014-05"
7545	artisanal blurry space port	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-05"
7546	zippy space needle of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2014-05"
7547	chilled buffed alien drugs	0		Effect: "Sweet Incentive", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2014-05"
7548	olive hot ashes	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7549	wet diffused wet ash soda	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-06"
7550	frozen red liquid smoke	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2014-06"
7551	double-oxidized diffused blinking dollop of barbecue sauce	0		Effect: "Armored Innards", Effect Duration: 38, Last Available: "2014-06"
7552	triple-boiled bowl of marinade	0		Effect: "Trivia Master", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2014-06"
7553	shaker of dry rub	0		Last Available: "2014-06"
7554	extra-activated oxidized electrified bottle of lighter fluid	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-06"
7555	tumbling page	0		
7556	elephant gift	0		
7557	alkaline blood cells	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 27
7558	mediocre enchanted wine	4	decent	Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 45
7559	polymerized gummi turtle	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
7560	cyan turtle-shaped rock	0		
7561	polymerized gray jittery giraffe-necked turtle	0		Effect: "Insatiable Hunger", Effect Duration: 18
7562	double-activated ghostly olive musk turtle	0		Effect: "Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration", Effect Duration: 55
7563	magnetized non-wet warmed bouncing programmable turtle	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 59
7564	polymerized mocking turtle	0		Effect: "Outer Wolf&trade;", Effect Duration: 54
7565	diet yummy ham steak	1	awesome	
7566	vibrating time-twitching toolbelt	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Free Pull
7567	bouncing Chroner	0		
7568	toasty Annie Oakley's vibrating Time Lord Badge of Honor	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +5
7569	Temple Grandin's stiffened Herculean Time Bandit Badge of Courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Reduction: 1, Familiar Weight: +7
7570	quadruple-aerosolized frozen bouncing Friendliness Beverage	0		Effect: "Rat-Faced", Effect Duration: 59
7571	Jim Carey's silent pea shooter of the brazier	0		Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25
7572	flavorless miniature gray D roll	2	decent	
7573	padded baleful kiwi beak	0		Spell Damage: +25, Damage Absorption: +20
7574	practically non-alcoholic tolerable New Zealand iced tea	1	good	
7575	sinister brainy droll monocle	0		Mysticality: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip
7576	galvanized red future drug: Muscularactum	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 59
7577	irradiated electrified spinning wobbly future drug: Smartinex	0		Effect: "Meadulla Oblongota", Effect Duration: 22
7578	activated future drug: Coolscaline	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 20
7579	twitching time capsule	0		
7580	twisted liquid shifting time weirdness	1		
7581	shifting time weirdness	0		Adventures: +4, PvP Fights: +4
7582	normal skewed rack of dinosaur ribs	4	good	
7583	lousy scotch on the rocks	4	decent	
7584	wobbly crafty beefy yabba dabba doo rag	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum MP: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7585	skewed shaking Tesla wooly loincloth of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley, cap 27"
7586	helix fossil	0		
7587	S.S. Ticket	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7588	wobbly Clan speakeasy	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-07"
7589	irresponsibly strong tolerable cyan glass of &quot;milk&quot;	8	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7590	tolerable cup of &quot;tea&quot;	3	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7591	distilled delicious thermos of &quot;whiskey&quot;	5	awesome	Last Available: "2014-07"
7592	perfectly mixed watered-down Lucky Lindy	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7593	hand-crafted Bee's Knees	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7594	lousy Sockdollager	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7595	bad skewed Ish Kabibble	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7596	extra-dry drinkable bouncing Hot Socks	5	good	Last Available: "2014-07"
7597	enchanted spirit-forward acceptable Phonus Balonus	5	good	Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2014-07"
7598	mediocre Flivver	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-07"
7599	artisanal Sloppy Jalopy	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2014-07"
7600	dry quantum non-Vulcanized skewed flame	0		Effect: "The Dark Lord Rides in Force Tonight", Effect Duration: 30
7601	double-corrupted dry moist temporary yak tattoo	0		Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 38
7602	magnetized colloidal non-ionized olive Fitspiration&trade; poster	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 18
7603	liquefied colloidal neckbeard	0		Effect: "Berry Statistical", Effect Duration: 55
7604	energized double-altered twirling artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	0		Effect: "Cravin' for a Ravin'", Effect Duration: 16
7605	chilled moist irradiated lime green wobbly punk patch	0		Effect: "Got Your Boots On", Effect Duration: 24
7606	electrified tumbling steampunk potion	0		Effect: "Turtle Power", Effect Duration: 50
7607	tarnished quadruple-diffused chilled vial of swamp vapors	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 37
7608	unsweetened red turtle mud	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 46
7609	wet quadruple-activated Redeye&trade; Eyedrops	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 32
7610	dry Dweebisol&trade; inhaler	0		Effect: "Ninja, Please", Effect Duration: 30
7611	colloidal Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	0		Effect: "Thick-Skinned", Effect Duration: 60
7612	activated tomato soup poster	0		Effect: "Phairly Pheromonal", Effect Duration: 20
7613	dry red bubblin' chemistry solution	0		Effect: "Be a Mind Master", Effect Duration: 58
7614	pickled tumbling voodoo glowskull	0		Effect: "Ermine Eyes", Effect Duration: 48
7615	warmed irradiated bouncing pygmy adder oil	0		Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 33
7616	liquefied double-corrupted pygmy witchhazel	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 36
7617	double-frozen extra-oxidized frozen short deposition	0		Effect: "Mushroom Moxiousness", Effect Duration: 43
7618	ionized blurry straw pole	0		Effect: "Carrrsmic", Effect Duration: 34
7619	improved red blinking copperhead potion	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 47
7620	frozen galvanized green ninja fear powder	0		Effect: "Super Skill", Effect Duration: 27
7621	flattened vacuum-sealed tarnished ninja eyeblack	0		Effect: "Frozen Hands", Effect Duration: 57
7622	colloidal alkaline button rouge	0		Effect: "French Bronilla Brogueishness", Effect Duration: 16
7623	polarized activated wobbly Red Army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "There Wolf", Effect Duration: 22
7624	enhanced triple-chilled improved lynyrd skinner toothblack	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 29
7625	irradiated flask of rainwater	0		Effect: "Gamer Rage", Effect Duration: 30
7626	adjusted oyster badge	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 34
7627	irradiated tumbling blurry plastic Jefferson wings	0		Effect: "Improprie Tea", Effect Duration: 14
7628	pickled boiled mirror dancing fan	0		Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 45
7629	diffused altered green page of the Necrohobocon	0		Effect: "Well-Lubed", Effect Duration: 15
7630	wet magic powder	0		Effect: "Memory of Attractiveness", Effect Duration: 62
7631	warmed frozen friar's tonsure	0		Effect: "Red Door Syndrome", Effect Duration: 44
7632	galvanized cyan ghostly government-issue identification badge	0		Effect: "Ice Packed", Effect Duration: 36
7633	polymerized alien hologram projector	0		Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 20
7634	extra-ionized activated irradiated turtle	0		Effect: "Oleaginous Soles", Effect Duration: 45
7635	moist gray cigar box turtle	0		Effect: "Ghost Finger", Effect Duration: 22
7636	ghostly tumbling twirling beefy shellacked shell of the cheetah	0		Muscle: +10, Initiative: +60, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7637	Usain Bolt's pillow shell	0		Initiative: +80, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7638	whatsit-covered turtle shell of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7639	occult oil shell	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7640	spinning perfumed MacGyver's sage turtle shell	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Class: "Turtle Tamer"
7641	spinning shocked shell	0		Class: "Turtle Tamer", Damage Aura: 1
7642	ingot turtle	0		
7643	huge duty umbrella	0		Water Level: -2
7644	pool skimmer	0		
7645	upside-down life preserver	0		
7646	lightning milk	0		
7647	aquaconda brain	0		
7648	thunder thigh	0		
7649	extra-adjusted lime green gourmet gourami oil	0		Effect: "Locks Like the Raven", Effect Duration: 16
7650	alkaline tumbling catfish whiskers	0		Effect: "Human-Pirate Hybrid", Effect Duration: 12
7651	twirling freshwater fishbone	0		
7652	fishbone catcher's mitt	0		
7653	lime green fishbone kneepads	0		Initiative: +60, Single Equip
7654	fishbone corset	0		
7655	twirling fishbone fins	0		Single Equip
7656	fishbone facemask	0		Monster Level: -30
7657	fishbone belt	0		Critical Hit Percent: +25, Weapon Damage: +25, Single Equip
7658	fishbone bracers	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
7659	supercharged neoprene skullcap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xFairy, cap 16"
7660	nitrogenated enhanced pickled goblin water	0		Effect: "Insulated Trousers", Effect Duration: 32
7661	dumb mud	0		
7662	low-calorie normal Sogg-Os	1	good	
7663	skewed ribald scorching sharpshooter's Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip
7664	enhanced liquefied Ancient Protector Soda	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 39
7665	moist nitrogenated liquid ice	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 40
7666	weak perfectly mixed Wet Russian	2	super EPIC	
7667	half-sized adequate ghostly bouncing filet of The Fish	2	good	
7668	Thwaitgold spider statuette	0		
7669	chaotic thunder down underwear of the brazier of terror	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover
7670	brawny strapping famous raincoat of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover
7671	lightning-fast careful vibrating lightning rod	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover
7672	twirling law-abiding citizen cane of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Single Equip
7673	smooth legitimate business on the beach	3	awesome	
7674	skewed skewed vibrating hep waders	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xVolley, cap 12"
7675	normal blinking jive turkey leg	4	good	
7676	wobbly MacGyver's birdbone corset	0		Maximum MP: +100
7677	irradiated corrupted alkaline candy cigarette	0		Effect: "Wet Rub", Effect Duration: 11
7678	red 4-dimensional fez of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 12"
7679	throwing candy	0		
7680	wobbly medical-grade super-absorbent tarp	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
7681	bad unquiet spirits	4	decent	
7682	resourceful banjo kazoo mount	0		Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip
7683	activated extra-alkaline squat grass	0		Effect: "Brother Smothers's Blessing", Effect Duration: 21
7684	slick Time Lord Participation Mug	0		Moxie: +10
7685	Socratic Time Bandit Time Towel of horror	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +25
7686	blurry Caveman Dan's favorite rock of the ox of horror of mayonnaise	0		Muscle: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
7687	polarized red dog ointment	0		Effect: "Dreadful Smell", Effect Duration: 26
7688	censurious dance instructor's gumshoes	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
7689	flapper floppers of the bloodbag of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP: +100, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip
7690	huge bouncing chilly sneakeasies of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Cold Damage: +5, Single Equip
7691	jittery Jack Frost's plastic nunchaku of the glutton	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2014-08"
7692	jittery chaotic grievous hand whip of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7693	cyan blurry pulsating frightening smelly glow-in-the-dark necklace of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-08"
7694	Groll doll	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08", Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.6
7695	foul-smelling sharpshooter's supercharged cap gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!", Last Available: "2014-08"
7696	bouncing avaricious brainy cassette player	0		Mysticality: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-08"
7697	blurry cyan chewable paper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08"
7698	rubber spider	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7699	squat &quot;KICK ME&quot; sign	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7700	pickled galvanized confiscated comic book	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2014-08"
7701	modified vacuum-sealed pulsating confiscated cell phone	0		Effect: "In a Lather", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-08"
7702	flattened triple-adjusted diffused squat confiscated love note	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2014-08"
7703	LCD game: Food Eater	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7704	LCD game: Garbage River	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7705	LCD game: Burger Belt	0		Last Available: "2014-08"
7706	cyan The Confiscator's Grimoire	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-08", Skill: "Summon Confiscated Things"
7707	aerosolized tumbling rubber nubbin	0		Effect: "Dweeby", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2014-08"
7708	miser's rubber cape of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-08"
7709	blurry teal perfumed sizzling chaotic dangerous Thor's Pliers	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Attacks Can't Miss, Single Equip, Softcore Only, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ply Reality", Last Available: "2014-09", Softcore Only: [1-path(Heavy Rains)]
7710	pickled quantum candy UFOs	0		Effect: "Shredding, Sweating", Effect Duration: 25
7711	Jim Carey's sharpshooter's water wings for babies	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Monster Level: +25
7712	wobbly beautiful rainbow	0		Last Available: "2014-11", Skill: "Belch The Rainbow"
7713	bland bite-sized Strix stix	1	decent	
7714	veiny healthy fortified vampire pellet	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +10
7715	acceptable non-aged vinegar	3	good	
7716	fortified unsanitized scalpel	0		Damage Absorption: +60
7717	narrow reassuring gladiator tunica	0		Spooky Resistance: +1
7718	lion tamer's Roman sadnals	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip
7719	aromatic madius	0		Stench Resistance: +1
7720	twirling blue clever radiator heater shield	0		Maximum MP: +20
7721	activated double-Vulcanized salt wages	0		Effect: "Purpose", Effect Duration: 25
7722	energetic centurion helmet	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7723	Chroner cross	0		
7724	careful pteruges	0		Monster Level: -10, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, atk, cap 25"
7725	altered enhanced Bruno's blessing of Mars	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 21
7726	energized dry Dennis's blessing of Minerva	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 38
7727	dry enhanced chilled red squat Burt's blessing of Bacchus	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 68
7728	aerosolized wobbly shaking Freddie's blessing of Mercury	0		Effect: "The Power of Positive Thinking", Effect Duration: 60
7729	Chroner trigger	0		
7730	mirror Xi Receiver Unit	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7731	squat transmission from planet Xi	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7732	Black Bart's Booty	0		Skill: "Pirate Bellow"
7733	fuchsia Xiblaxian circuitry	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7734	spinning Xiblaxian polymer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7735	Xiblaxian alloy	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7736	ghostly Xiblaxian crystal	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7737	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7738	red Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7739	narrow Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7740	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7741	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7742	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7743	squat Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7744	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7745	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7746	purple Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7747	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7748	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7749	lime green Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7750	Xiblaxian 5D printer	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7751	red narrow Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-09"
7752	squat gray Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-09"
7753	Annie Oakley's shellacked Xiblaxian stealth cowl	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2014-09"
7754	lightning-fast weightlifter's Xiblaxian stealth trousers	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2014-09"
7755	blurry hale wicked Xiblaxian stealth vest	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP: +20, Last Available: "2014-09"
7756	diet flavorless Xiblaxian ultraburrito	1	decent	Last Available: "2014-09"
7757	watered-down perfectly mixed Xiblaxian space-whiskey	2	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2014-09"
7758	Xiblaxian residence-cube	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7759	ionized They liver	0		Effect: "Surreally Buff", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2014-09"
7760	bite-sized yummy They liver popsicle	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-09"
7761	holo-tank	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7762	holo-bomber	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7763	lime green tumbling holo-platoon	0		Last Available: "2014-09"
7764	dried shaking spinning residual zeal	1		Last Available: "2014-09"
7765	foul-smelling Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	0		Stench Damage: +10, Drops Items, Last Available: "2014-09"
7766	bouncing Sherlock's dance instructor's defective Golden Mr. Accessory of horror	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25
7767	olive airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-10"
7768	mirror one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7769	Coinspiracy	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7770	sharpshooter's MacGyver's Da Vinci's Personal Ventilation Unit	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum MP: +100, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10"
7771	unsweetened enhanced shaking yellow the most dangerous bait	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2014-10"
7772	bland &quot;meat&quot; stick	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7773	altered transdermal smoke patch	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7774	specialty ammo bandolier	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7775	energetic wizardly pair of plants of the overflowing toilet	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2014-10"
7776	frightening flame-wreathed rock-hard Sasq&trade; watch	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2014-10", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 30
7777	hardy smoker's cloak of the wise owl of temperance	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7778	cyan auspicious Socratic supercool camouflage T-shirt of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2014-10"
7779	improved experimental serum G-9	0		Effect: "Peppermint Bite", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2014-10"
7780	inspector's lion tamer's thinker's heavy-duty clipboard	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2014-10"
7781	prompt ribald educational battery-powered drill of the cheetah	0		Experience: +1, Sleaze Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7782	bland cyan limp broccoli	4	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7783	smelly beefcake's hat of the dark arts	0		Muscle: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "2xFairy, 0.5xPotato, cap 31", Last Available: "2014-10"
7784	frozen ionized quantum fuchsia blinking monkey barf	0		Effect: "Unusual Fashion Sense", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2014-10"
7785	diffused galvanized super-wet spinning candy	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2014-10"
7786	pulsating blinking Annie Oakley's personal trainer's Samson's jangly bracelet	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7787	cuddly teddy bear of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Overload Teddy Bear", Last Available: "2014-10"
7788	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7789	knitted first-aid pouch of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7790	jittery khaki duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7791	improved cyan airborne mutagen	0		Effect: "Liquid Luck", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-10"
7792	mirror SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7793	bottle-opener keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7794	Armory keycard	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7795	adequate jittery initiative shawarma	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7796	bland warm war shawarma	3	decent	Last Available: "2014-10"
7797	spoiled karma shawarma	4	crappy	Last Available: "2014-10"
7798	tolerable Jungle Juice	4	good	Last Available: "2014-10"
7799	smooth Amnesiac Ale	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-10"
7800	triple-distilled perfectly mixed Highest Bitter	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-10"
7801	knitted smartaleck's mercenary pistol	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2014-10"
7802	maroon mirror coward's hardy mercenary rifle	0		Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2014-10"
7803	olive Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	0		Skill: "Hypersane", Last Available: "2014-10"
7804	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	0		Skill: "Intimidating Mien", Last Available: "2014-10"
7805	shaking Merc Core challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7806	narrow Merc Core deployment orders	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7807	TI-9000 calculator	0		
7808	unused soap	0		
7809	impure gasoline	0		
7810	blue Z-Bone steak	0		
7811	viral DNA	0		
7812	tarnished bottlecap	0		
7813	tasty seared dino steak	3	awesome	
7814	mediocre practically non-alcoholic bottle of drinkin' gas	1	decent	
7815	handful of napalm	0		
7816	blinking dove DNA	0		
7817	gelatinous meat mass	0		
7818	spinning 99.44% pure math	0		
7819	simple AI	0		
7820	mirror shaking corrupted bird DNA	0		
7821	wobbly jittery sentient meat mass	0		
7822	squat zombie dinosaur egg	0		
7823	french-fry grabber	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7824	greasy lion tamer's educational iShield	0		Experience: +1, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
7825	mirror hardy hardened earbuds of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +50, Single Equip
7826	huge spinning chaotic Da Vinci's iFlail of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +10
7827	gigantic stale green unidentifiable dried fruit	6	decent	
7828	hand-crafted lime green flat cider	4	EPIC	
7829	flame-wreathed trench lighter of the bloodbag of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2014-10"
7830	moist pickled experimental serum P-00	0		Effect: "Yuletide Mutations", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2014-10"
7831	jittery twirling military-grade fingernail clippers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7832	spinning encrypted micro-cassette recorder	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7833	gore bucket	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7834	skewed pack of smokes	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7835	ESP suppression collar	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7836	GPS-tracking wristwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7837	Project T. L. B.	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7838	maroon Agent Mauve	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7839	yellow special clip: tracers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7840	special clip: wailers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7841	special clip: squelchers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7842	special clip: splatterers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7843	special clip: boneburners	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7844	mirror teal special clip: graveburpers	0		Last Available: "2014-10"
7845	moist teal jittery perl necklace	0		Effect: "Broken Bone Nubs", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2014-12"
7846	quantum colloidal tumbling Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	0		Effect: "Icy Demeanor", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2014-12"
7847	triple-boiled improved ruby on canes	0		Effect: "Well-Swabbed Ear", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2014-12"
7848	moldy miniature petit fortran	2	crappy	Last Available: "2014-12"
7849	delicious java cookie	4	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7850	thick stale cookie cookie	5	decent	Last Available: "2014-12"
7851	pulsating experienced plastic exo-suited miner	0		Experience: +2, Last Available: "2014-12"
7852	red Socratic plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2014-12"
7853	stanky plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7854	wicked plastic Crimbot	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
7855	bouncing cyan plastic Crimbomega of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2014-12"
7856	ionized frozen tumbling flask of mining oil	0		Effect: "Intimidating Mien", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2014-12"
7857	huge baleful radiation-resistant helmet	0		Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xFairy, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7858	servo-assisted exo-pants of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "cold atk, 1xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
7859	tumbling lard-coated flame-wreathed high-energy mining laser	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2014-12"
7860	teal peppermint tailings	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7861	nugget of Crimbonium	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7862	cylindrical mold	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7863	Crimbonium fuel rod	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7864	Petite Paintbrush	0		Adventures: +1
7865	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7866	blinking blue Crimbot schematic: Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7867	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7868	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7869	gray Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7870	ghostly Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7871	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7872	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7873	shaking Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7874	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7875	purple Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7876	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7877	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7878	lime green Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7879	blue Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7880	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7881	yellow Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7882	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7883	jittery Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7884	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7885	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7886	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7887	mirror pulsating Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7888	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7889	huge fuchsia Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7890	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7891	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7892	squat Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7893	gray Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7894	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7895	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7896	pulsating Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7897	skewed Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7898	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7899	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7900	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7901	green Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7902	tumbling Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7903	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7904	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7905	teal recovered elf magazine	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7906	recovered elf toothbrush	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7907	recovered elf sleeping pills	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7908	recovered elf underpants	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7909	huge recovered elf wallet	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7910	spinning recovered elf pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7911	recovered elf photo album	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7912	tumbling purple recovered elf smartphone	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7913	prompt medical-grade hardy Size XI Wizard's Robe	0		Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2014-09"
7914	energized chilled polymerized blurry Bit O' Quail Spleen	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 64
7915	boiled mirror Take Eleven Bar	0		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 22
7916	yellow mimeplasm	0		
7917	aerosolized BOOterfinger	0		Effect: "Pie in the Sky", Effect Duration: 19
7918	altered adjusted Moonds	0		Effect: "Spooky Demeanor", Effect Duration: 37
7919	warmed tumbling Big Punk	0		Effect: "Hagnk's Gratitude", Effect Duration: 47
7920	fist turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-11"
7921	turkey knuckles	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2014-11"
7922	irresponsibly strong hand-crafted Friendly Turkey	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2014-11"
7923	smooth practically non-alcoholic Agitated Turkey	1	awesome	Last Available: "2014-11"
7924	tolerable blurry Ambitious Turkey	3	good	Last Available: "2014-11"
7925	normal twirling neutron lollipop	4	good	Last Available: "2014-12"
7926	watered-down delicious bouncing fuchsia gamma nog	2	awesome	Last Available: "2014-12"
7934	pulsating sneaky wrapping paper	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
7935	Thwaitgold nit statuette	0		
7936	picky tweezers	0		Last Available: "2015-02"
7937	teal Crimbo Credit	0		
7938	denatured single atom	1	good	Effect: "Pyromania", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-02"
7939	wobbly shaking Time Cape	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7940	squat yellow Time Cloak	0		Last Available: "2014-11"
7941	ghostly sleeve deuce	0		
7942	pocket ace	0		
7943	wobbly nastygeist	0		
7944	tooth	0		
7945	table	0		
7946	auspicious Annie Oakley's outlaw bandana of the boozehound	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100
7947	mediocre whiskey in a broken glass	3	decent	
7948	lousy fortified bouncing shot of mescal	5	decent	
7949	lousy glass of herbal tequila	4	decent	
7950	minin' dynamite	0		
7951	fuchsia coward's steel-toed plaid cowboy hat	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Monster Level: -20, Familiar Effect: "2xLep, 1xBarrr, cap 25"
7952	twirling bouncing lasso	0		
7953	horrifying occult rusted-out shootin' iron of extreme caution	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +25
7954	rattler rattle	0		
7955	bouncing ghostly bag of money	0		
7956	Crimbo sapling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2014-12"
7957	huge even more tinsel	0		Familiar Weight: +5
7958	squat box of Crimbo decorations	0		
7959	blinking squat letter to Ed the Undying	0		
7960	copy of a jerk adventurer's father's diary	0		
7961	pulsating banded grievous boxer's Staff of Ed of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +100, Item Drop: +20
7962	Eye of Ed	0		
7963	amulet	0		
7964	Staff of Fats of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5
7965	Holy MacGuffin	0		
7966	Ka coin	0		
7967	World's Best Adventurer sash of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50
7968	shaking cyan topiary nugglet	0		
7969	beehive	0		
7970	squat tumbling boning knife	0		
7971	Aggressive Carrot	0		Free Pull
7972	mixed mummified fig	1	awesome	
7973	vaporized spinning skewed mummified loaf of bread	1	good	
7974	altered jittery mummified beef haunch	1	decent	Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 45
7975	linen bandages	0		
7976	cotton bandages	0		
7977	spinning silk bandages	0		
7978	shaking holy spring water	0		
7979	twirling spirit beer	0		
7980	cyan pulsating sacramental wine	0		
7981	talisman of Thoth	0		
7982	cure-all	0		
7983	ghostly Jack Frost's Newton's Sister Accessory	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Softcore Only
7984	quadruple-polarized shaking purple Boosty Juice	0		Effect: "Hardened Fabric", Effect Duration: 47
7985	aromatic Annie Oakley's parachute	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7986	padded pad of horror	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-12"
7987	skewed brainy peeler of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7988	twirling double-paned scorching pettipants	0		Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-12"
7989	reassuring Samson's panama hat	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
7990	censurious slick pulsera	0		Moxie: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7991	boxer's strapping police baton	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
7992	wobbly greedy dog trainer's occult weightlifter's plus-fours of the overflowing toilet of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7993	maroon jittery forbidden supercool porkpie	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-12"
7994	fuchsia healthy grievous pepper mill	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
7995	stylish pelerine of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2015-12"
7996	nippy lion tamer's phantom mask	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
7997	compressed red polyesterene powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7998	powdered upside-down powder	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
7999	magnetized pressed shaking gray choco-Crimbot	0		Effect: "Crud&eacute;", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2014-12"
8000	tarnished smart watch	0		Effect: "Your Interest is Peaked", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2014-12"
8001	dry ghostly augmented-reality shades	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2014-12"
8002	blurry Jack Frost's toy Crimbot mega face	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LIGHT", Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 12", Last Available: "2014-12"
8003	lime green studded toy Crimbot power glove	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "ZAP", Last Available: "2014-12"
8004	toy Crimbot super fist of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "POW", Last Available: "2014-12"
8005	mansplainer's toy Crimbot rocket legs	0		Monster Level: +15, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BURN", Last Available: "2014-12"
8006	super-tarnished Crimbot battery	0		Effect: "Leash of Linguini", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2014-12"
8007	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8008	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8009	teal squat Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8010	Mini-Crimbot crate	0		Last Available: "2014-12"
8011	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2014-12"
8012	twirling frightening careful occult Crimbomega drive chain	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -10, Spooky Damage: +5, Crimbot Outfit Power: +1, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "LUBE", Last Available: "2014-12"
8013	huge Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	0		Skill: "Rapid Prototyping", Last Available: "2014-12"
8014	gray Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	0		Skill: "Mathematical Precision", Last Available: "2014-12"
8015	purple Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	0		Skill: "Ruthless Efficiency", Last Available: "2014-12"
8016	corrupted fitness wristband	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2014-12"
8017	liquefied mirror spinning flask of tainted mining oil	0		Effect: "Yuletide Industry", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2014-12"
8018	diffused nitrogenated aerosolized blurry lime green and rain stick	0		Effect: "Warm Shoulders", Effect Duration: 33
8019	twirling Chateau Mantegna room key	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8020	normal mirror Choco-Mint patty	4	good	Last Available: "2015-01"
8021	delicious hot mint schnocolate	4	awesome	Last Available: "2015-01"
8022	altered homeopathic mint tea	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-01"
8023	muscle stimulator	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8024	foreign language tapes	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8025	ghostly bowl of potpourri	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8026	ceiling fan	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8027	antler chandelier	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8028	artificial skylight	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8029	Swiss piggy bank	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8030	continental juice bar	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8031	tumbling stationery set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8032	wobbly calligraphy pen	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-01"
8033	alpine watercolor set	0		Last Available: "2015-01"
8034	purple resourceful crafty tope&eacute;	0		Maximum MP: 60, Familiar Effect: "3xBarrr, cap 12"
8035	nasty chilly topiary tights	0		Cold Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5
8036	purple topiary necktie of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
8037	super-sized normal upside-down bowl of topioca	5	good	
8038	topiary skunk	0		
8039	topiary noseplugs	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8040	trusty whip	0		
8041	crumbling skull	0		
8042	rock	0		
8043	mansplainer's pot	0		Monster Level: +15
8044	spelunking fedora of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50
8045	blinking therapeutic sturdy machete	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7
8046	shaking mirror groovy shotgun	0		Moxie Percent: +10
8047	jittery skewed razor-sharp boomerang	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8049	twirling mining helmet of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15
8050	huge ruddy X-ray goggles	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Luck: +5
8051	hale cape	0		Maximum HP: +20
8052	tumbling jetpack of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
8053	spring boots	0		
8054	shaking spiked boots	0		
8055	pickaxe of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50
8056	torch	0		
8057	aromatic razor-sharp [spelunking test kit]	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Stench Resistance: +1
8058	rosewater-soaked plasma rifle	0		Stench Resistance: +3
8059	blue blinking Bananubis's Staff	0		Luck: -6
8060	zippy perfumed The Joke Book of the Dead	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Initiative: +20, Luck: -6
8061	The Clown Crown	0		Luck: -6
8062	coffee cup	0		Luck: -2
8063	tumbling squat Tales of Spelunking	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8064	monkey statuette	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8065	banana	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8066	compressed olive	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8067	nuggets	0		
8068	blinking Professor of Spelunkology	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8069	Stembridge sidearm	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8070	warehouse map page	0		
8071	warehouse inventory page	0		
8072	bouncing janitor sponge	0		
8073	narrow Spelunker of Fortune	0		Skill: "Speluck", Last Available: "2015-12"
8074	mirror ribald scorching slick Spelunker's fedora	0		Moxie: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8075	sinister savvy beefy Spelunker's whip	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8076	blurry aromatic Lo Pan's Spelunker's khakis of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: 50, Stench Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-12"
8077	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8084	LOLmec statuette	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8085	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	0		Skill: "Speluck"
8086	still-beating spleen	0		
8087	purple Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	0		
8088	mirror jewel	0		
8089	blue headless sparrow	0		
8090	twirling huge yellow mangled squirrel	0		
8091	twirling rat carcass	0		
8092	toasty electrified wicker kickers	0		Hot Damage: +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8093	greedy medical-grade wicker slicker	0		Meat Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8094	smartaleck's brawny wicker knickers	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-12"
8095	nasty veiny wicker ticker	0		Maximum HP: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8096	flame-retardant strapping wicker sticker	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-12"
8097	upside-down greasy deadly wicker clicker	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8098	diluted upside-down wickerbits	1		Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8099	supercharged belt of the empath	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8100	Newton's badge of dire peril	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Weapon Damage: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8101	Sherlock's bowl of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
8102	toasty strapping brooch	0		Muscle: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
8103	blurry frosty hardened breeches	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
8104	spinning perfumed arcane researcher's backpack	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
8105	compressed blinking bits	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8106	upside-down censurious energetic anvil	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8107	gravedigger's akubra of horror	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8108	ghostly zippy apron of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8109	spinning gray jittery frosty ascot of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8110	attache case of the overflowing toilet of courage	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Drops Items, Last Available: "2017-12"
8111	huge bouncing supercool accordion of terror	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Song Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-12"
8112	powdered aerosolized	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
8113	knitted wizardly wig	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
8114	lightning-fast deadly winch crank	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8115	lard-coated smelly widget	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8116	whisk of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2017-12"
8117	baleful walker of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
8118	stiffened supercool waders	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2017-12"
8119	powdered bouncing flakes	1		Effect: "Nigh-Invincible", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
8120	narrow zippy gaiters of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8121	zippy curative garland	0		Initiative: +20, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8122	reassuring foul-smelling gunnysack	0		Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
8123	Van der Graaf garibaldi of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
8124	upside-down rosewater-soaked girdle of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Disco Pudge", Last Available: "2018-12"
8125	frosty gloves of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8126	powdered smithereens	1		Effect: "Wet and Greedy", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8127	yellow ghostly hardy arcane researcher's fiberglass fetish	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
8128	smelly wizardly fiberglass foil	0		Mysticality: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
8129	dog trainer's groovy fiberglass fannypack	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8130	perfumed ruddy fiberglass frock	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-12"
8131	green mirror stanky fiberglass fingerguard of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
8132	healthy fiberglass fedora of Gandalf	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
8133	diluted gray bouncing fiberglass fibers	1		Last Available: "2018-12"
8134	bottle of lovebug pheromones	0		Free Pull
8135	winged yeti fur	0		
8136	talisman of Renenutet	0		
8138	shaking rubber spatula of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
8139	squat spoon of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8140	twirling electrified crystalline reamer	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
8141	teal aromatic macroplane grater	0		Stench Resistance: +1
8142	greedy bastard baster	0		Meat Drop: +20
8143	green obsidian nutcracker of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25
8144	narrow jittery talisman of Seshat	0		Free Pull
8145	green rosy-cheeked glass eye of temperance	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip
8146	Vulcanized quantum upside-down invisible potion	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 48
8147	blinking time shuriken	0		
8148	narrow wool quilted Rosewater's ninjammies	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +40, Cold Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 0.5xPotato, cap 25", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8149	super-ionized liquefied squat Glo-Pop	0		Effect: "Black Eyes", Effect Duration: 35
8150	galvanized tumbling sugar sphere	0		Effect: "How to Scam Tourists", Effect Duration: 13
8151	dry Shrubble Bubble	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 55
8152	non-warmed polyeaster egg	0		Effect: "Flamb&eacute;-a-thon", Effect Duration: 60
8153	modified yellow candy dish	0		Effect: "Heart of Lavender", Effect Duration: 44
8154	modified Spechunky bar	0		Effect: "Whippin' It Good", Effect Duration: 62
8155	anodized olive talisman of Horus	0		Effect: "Tiki Temerity", Effect Duration: 38
8156	spinning check to the Meatsmith	0		
8157	mirror Skeleton Store office key	0		
8158	yellow bone with a price tag on it	0		
8159	pulsating half of a tooth	0		
8160	ionized mouse skull	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 64
8161	colloidal pressed upside-down really thick spine	0		Effect: "Adapt to Change Eventually", Effect Duration: 53
8162	upside-down extremely unsafe skullcap of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Cold Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "1xVolley,cap 5"
8163	squat steel-toed three-legged pants of Gandalf	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "hot atk, cap 25"
8164	avaricious remaindered axe of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: 80
8165	pulsating low-budget shield	0		
8166	cr&ecirc;epy mask of Gandalf of the boozehound	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, cap 5"
8167	normal baguette	3	good	
8168	jittery glob of icing	0		
8169	non-aerosolized ginger snaps	0		Effect: "Fireproof Lips", Effect Duration: 38
8170	unsweetened blue mostly-broken sunglasses	0		Effect: "You Know When to Walk Away", Effect Duration: 60
8171	weak mediocre unflavored wine cooler	2	decent	
8172	carton of snake milk	1	EPIC	
8173	wobbly vibrating sewer snake	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10
8174	low-calorie spoiled blinking pigeon egg	1	crappy	
8175	razor-sharp jaunty feather of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +25
8176	tolerable premium malt liquor	3	good	
8177	narrow flame-retardant Herculean brown paper pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Hot Resistance: +1
8178	careful clever brown paper bag mask	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: -10
8179	pulsating ring of telling skeletons what to do of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell a Skeleton What To Do", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tell This Skeleton What To Do"
8180	breadwand of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25
8181	censurious loafers	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Single Equip
8182	Map to Kokomo	0		Free Pull, Skill: "Summon Kokomo Resort Pass"
8183	bouncing narrow experienced bread basket	0		Experience: +2
8184	tumbling Ed the Undying exhibit crate	0		
8185	Sherlock's Jeselnik's The Crown of Ed the Undying	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Softcore Only, Familiar Effect: "spooky atk, 1.5xVolley, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-03", Softcore Only: [1-path(Actually Ed the Undying)]
8186	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	0		
8187	blue map to a hidden booze cache	0		
8188	special practically non-alcoholic drinkable Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1	good	Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 30
8189	watered-down bad red Radberry Rip wine cooler	2	decent	
8190	perfectly mixed weak Orangemageddon wine cooler	2	EPIC	
8191	lousy Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4	decent	
8192	perfectly mixed fuchsia Citrus Crush wine cooler	3	EPIC	
8193	flavorless half-sized plain bagel	2	decent	
8194	spoiled snack-sized glob of cream cheese	2	crappy	
8195	bland massive loaf of soda bread	10	decent	
8196	bite-sized bland acceptable bagel	1	decent	
8197	bland snack-sized standard-issue cupcake	2	decent	
8198	big rotten cyan ultra-deluxe cupcake	5	crappy	
8199	hypnotic breadcrumbs	0		
8200	special stale squat popular tart	4	decent	Effect: "Flame-Retardant Trousers", Effect Duration: 45
8201	no-handed pie	0		
8202	liquefied Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	0		Effect: "Sugar Smacks", Effect Duration: 47
8203	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-04"
8204	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8205	FunFunds&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8206	red ruddy expensive camera of the businessman	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8207	sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8208	nitrogenated How to Avoid Scams	0		Effect: "Vinegavotte", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-04"
8209	wobbly filthy child leash	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8210	bag of gross foreign snacks	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8211	bag of park garbage	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8212	grogpagne	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
8213	greedy nasty rigging rope	0		Stench Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-04"
8214	vaporized shaking nasty snuff	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8215	auspicious lion tamer's sewage-clogged pistol	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Item Drop: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Sewage Pistol", Last Available: "2015-04"
8216	anodized gray beard incense	0		Effect: "Human-Demon Hybrid", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8217	flame-retardant perfume-soaked bandana of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8218	toxic globule	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8219	decent special tiny toxo	1	good	Effect: "Sensation", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-04"
8220	weak mediocre ghostly Lemonade-235	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-04"
8221	padded isotophat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Damage Absorption: +20, Familiar Effect: "stench atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-04"
8222	narrow fortified educational Three Mile Island shorts	0		Experience: +1, Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2015-04"
8223	flame-retardant Jack Frost's toxic mop	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8224	blurry inert sludgepuppy	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8225	shaking lead collar	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2015-04"
8226	jar of swamp honey	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8227	narrow knitted wool Newton's backwoods banjo	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Cold Resistance: 4, Last Available: "2015-04"
8228	grody jug	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8229	rosy-cheeked arcane researcher's ratskin pajama pants of the blizzard	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 40
8230	aerosolized twirling turtle voicebox	0		Effect: "Trufflin'", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-04"
8231	ghostly Oprah's slick beefy fake washboard	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8232	wicked Dinsey's oculus of Calamity Jane	0		Spell Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8233	fortified Dinsey's radar dish	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2015-04"
8234	vibrating Dinsey's pizza cutter of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-04"
8235	Van der Graaf Dinsey's brain of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2015-04"
8236	grievous Dinsey's glove of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-04"
8237	skewed hardened Dinsey's pants of the sweet-tooth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2015-04"
8238	brain preservation fluid	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8239	blue keycard &alpha;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8240	keycard &beta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8241	keycard &gamma;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8242	keycard &delta;	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8243	complimentary Dinsey refreshments	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8244	medical-grade lube-shoes	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8245	trash net	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8246	sharpshooter's Oprah's Samson's Dinsey mascot mask	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-04"
8247	miniature spoiled maroon Dinsey food-cone	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-04"
8248	hand-crafted Dinsey Whinskey	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-04"
8249	concentrated Dinsey face paint	0		Effect: "Greasy Flavor", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-04"
8250	maroon squat jittery nippy fannypack of the overflowing toilet	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8251	lightning-fast double-paned scorching chilly Van der Graaf experienced garbage sticker	0		Experience: +2, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2015-04"
8252	jittery MacGyver's arcane researcher's Socratic hazmat helmet of bravery of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +100, Spooky Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2015-04"
8253	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	0		Skill: "Olfactory Burnout", Last Available: "2015-04"
8254	jittery Trash, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Garbage Nova", Last Available: "2015-04"
8255	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	0		Skill: "Dinsey Operations Expert", Last Available: "2015-04"
8256	teal Dinsey tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-04"
8257	extra-unsweetened twirling maroon nasty gum	0		Effect: "Spooky Hands", Effect Duration: 36
8258	narrow Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	0		Skill: "Rotten Memories"
8259	jittery The Lot's engagement ring of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Propose To Your Opponent"
8260	Mayo Clinic	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8261	tumbling Mayonex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8262	Mayodiol	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8263	Mayostat	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8264	Mayozapine	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8265	Mayoflex	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8266	double-paned coward's brawny miracle whip of the detective	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Monster Level: -20, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8267	manspreader's sphygmayomanometer	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8268	huge tomayohawk-style reflex hammer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8269	mayo lance	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-05"
8270	snack-sized rotten huge olive unappetizing mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8271	moldy snack-sized uninteresting mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8272	bland acceptable mayolus	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-05"
8273	decent immense enticing mayolus	9	good	Last Available: "2015-05"
8274	moldy miniature mouth-watering mayolus	2	crappy	Last Available: "2015-05"
8275	blurry newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8276	bouncing mayo pump	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8277	Essence of Bear	0		Skill: "Bear Essence"
8278	tolerable triple-distilled twirling Afternoon Delight	9	good	Last Available: "2015-04"
8279	skewed Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8280	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8281	quadruple-denatured Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	0		Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2025-08"
8282	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8283	The Cocktail Shaker	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
8284	irradiated extra-Vulcanized Kokomo Resort Pass	0		Effect: "Shot in the Arse", Effect Duration: 41, Last Available: "2025-08"
8285	Mayo Minder&trade;	0		Last Available: "2015-05"
8286	colloidal moist Mayo de Mayo&trade; mayo	0		Effect: "Mint-Condition Breath", Effect Duration: 69
8287	puck	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8288	kill screen	0		Random Monster Modifiers: +1, Last Available: "2015-06"
8289	boxing gloves	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8290	dice ring of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
8291	pulsating scandalous dice belt buckle	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip
8292	healthy dice-print pajama pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20
8293	lightning-fast dice-shaped backpack	0		Initiative: +40
8294	greasy dice-print do-rag	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8295	olive supercool dice sunglasses	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip
8296	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	0		
8297	polarized dice	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 45
8298	green pixel	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8299	pixel coin	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8300	pickled oxidized power pill	0		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2015-06"
8301	magnetized activated skewed pixel star	0		Effect: "Rampage!", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2015-06"
8302	miniature bland pixel banana	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-06"
8303	drinkable yellow pixel beer	3	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8304	puck with a bow on it	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-06"
8305	wobbly pumps	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8306	frozen sludgesicle	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 55
8307	altered polarized bouncing &Uuml;berraschthexengebr&auml;u	0		Effect: "The Halls of Mysticality", Effect Duration: 48
8308	activated piggy tattoo	0		Effect: "critical.enh", Effect Duration: 19
8309	altered modified twirling baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 22
8310	liquefied .epub file	0		Effect: "You're Not Cooking", Effect Duration: 28
8311	Vulcanized corrupted oxidized blue BUBBLE GUM	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 24
8312	ionized hustler shades	0		Effect: "Strong Grip", Effect Duration: 69
8313	non-pressed upside-down upside-down jerky stick	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 63
8314	liquefied costume rental shop	0		Effect: "El Tango de la Maldita Suegra", Effect Duration: 50
8315	deionized muscle oil	0		Effect: "For Your Brain Only", Effect Duration: 33
8316	extra-electrified modified shaking bottle of Red-Out	0		Effect: "Taurus Rising", Effect Duration: 19
8317	alkaline vacuum-sealed yellow pickpocket protector	0		Effect: "Conspiratory Eyes", Effect Duration: 62
8318	ionized narrow sinister-looking cat	0		Effect: "Billiards Belligerence", Effect Duration: 20
8319	tarnished pressed altered mirror jazzy cigarette holder	0		Effect: "One Foot Heavier", Effect Duration: 47
8320	colloidal mirror one glove	0		Effect: "Fishily Speeding", Effect Duration: 12
8321	dry deionized glove	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 65
8322	vacuum-sealed energized handful of fire	0		Effect: "Took Eleven", Effect Duration: 57
8323	pressed cold-filtered upside-down pulsating Cracklin' Oat Bran	0		Effect: "Twinkly Weapon", Effect Duration: 47
8324	corrupted magnetized quadruple-pressed mirror disposable lighter	0		Effect: "Anytwo Five Elevenis?", Effect Duration: 51
8325	diffused coal contact lenses	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 53
8326	tarnished narrow conjured ice cream	0		Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 26
8327	pickled triple-ionized double-vacuum-sealed jittery Iceberglar scarf	0		Effect: "Fiery Spirit", Effect Duration: 17
8328	triple-Vulcanized non-polymerized icy hairspray	0		Effect: "You Know Who to Call", Effect Duration: 42
8329	quantum boiled super-adjusted smellbook	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 51
8330	flattened liquefied huge assassin's cheese knife	0		Effect: "Antarctic Memories", Effect Duration: 34
8331	electrified tumbling filthy armor	0		Effect: "Feet of Grapefruit", Effect Duration: 65
8332	Vulcanized diffused plague pie	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 56
8333	corrupted tumbling batarang	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 28
8334	quadruple-denatured spinning spare neck bolts	0		Effect: "Swimming Head", Effect Duration: 40
8335	diffused frozen fuchsia mirror grease trap	0		Effect: "Prince of Seaside Town", Effect Duration: 67
8336	frozen shamanic ham	0		Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 46
8337	flattened tarnished aerosolized porkpocket	0		Effect: "Cat-Alyzed", Effect Duration: 25
8338	non-unsweetened energized ghostly Leonard's glasses	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 45
8339	unsweetened vacuum-sealed galvanized warehouse walkie-talkie	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 49
8340	ionized triple-oxidized shaking janitor's mop	0		Effect: "Scorpio Rising", Effect Duration: 19
8341	corrupted maroon bouncing ghostly warehouse clerk's glasses	0		Effect: "Crimbo Flavor", Effect Duration: 31
8342	ionized tarnished twirling baloney rotgut	0		Effect: "Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric", Effect Duration: 38
8343	ionized carton of gaspers	0		Effect: "Goldentongue", Effect Duration: 33
8344	vacuum-sealed lime green skewed bronze polish	0		Effect: "Macho Profundo", Effect Duration: 56
8345	frozen super-vacuum-sealed crident	0		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 56
8346	energized olive mirror totally sweet mohawk helmet	0		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 58
8347	alkaline modified bouncing spray chrome	0		Effect: "Night Vision", Effect Duration: 59
8348	polymerized nitrogenated filthy monkey head	0		Effect: "'Roids of the Rhinoceros", Effect Duration: 66
8349	colloidal flattened hand of cards	0		Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 28
8350	polarized spinning damp bar rag	0		Effect: "OMG WTF", Effect Duration: 57
8351	improved wobbly lump of goofball ore	0		Effect: "Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet", Effect Duration: 64
8352	denatured corrupted skeleton beans	0		Effect: "Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 49
8353	Vulcanized purple grimy lab coat	0		Effect: "The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder", Effect Duration: 44
8354	altered narrow spinning nursery rhyme	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 26
8355	alkaline triple-modified gray iron torso box	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 26
8356	wet quadruple-deionized ionized green mercenary headband	0		Effect: "items.enh", Effect Duration: 40
8357	double-deionized vacuum-sealed radioactive spider venom	0		Effect: "Vitali Tea", Effect Duration: 15
8358	colloidal squat green x-ray mirror	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 41
8359	cold-filtered concentrated jittery wrestling mask	0		Effect: "Buggy Flavor", Effect Duration: 34
8360	Vulcanized cold-filtered tumbling shaking hawkface potion	0		Effect: "Patched In", Effect Duration: 42
8361	alkaline child-sized dracula cloak	0		Effect: "Retrograde Relaxation", Effect Duration: 49
8362	non-chilled devil-summoning hat	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 51
8363	colloidal shopkeeper beard	0		Effect: "Sealed Brain", Effect Duration: 24
8364	double-cold-filtered ghostly jittery alien autoautopsy kit	0		Effect: "Chlorophyll Flavor", Effect Duration: 62
8365	concentrated adjusted super-wet upside-down novelty fruit hat	0		Effect: "Dances with Tweedles", Effect Duration: 49
8366	flattened huge invisibility cream	0		Effect: "Unrunnable Face", Effect Duration: 69
8367	oxidized handful of stubble	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 50
8368	non-electrified triple-unsweetened mirror garbage juice slurpee	0		Effect: "Nutrient-Rich", Effect Duration: 34
8369	quantum energized mirror plunge-leg	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 36
8370	cold-filtered liquefied enhanced funky eyepatch	0		Effect: "Ooh, Sweet!", Effect Duration: 38
8371	unsweetened blurry bucket of fish juice	0		Effect: "Disco Neuropathy", Effect Duration: 12
8372	altered flashy pirate dreadlocks	0		Effect: "Human-Goblin Hybrid", Effect Duration: 34
8373	energized captured boozles	0		Effect: "Vented Spleen", Effect Duration: 40
8374	anodized Vulcanized oxidized narrow drinks tray	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 60
8375	frozen adjusted irradiated eyebrow lifter	0		Effect: "Less Pervious", Effect Duration: 20
8376	submarine	0		Last Available: "2015-06"
8377	decent huge pixel lemon	6	good	Last Available: "2015-06"
8378	enchanted tolerable pixel daiquiri	4	good	Effect: "Notably Lovely", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-06"
8379	deionized power pill	0		Effect: "Antsy in your Pantsy", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2015-06"
8380	extra-concentrated pixel potion	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2015-06"
8381	lime green Pack of Every Card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-07"
8382	tumbling ghostly Deck of Every Card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8383	tumbling popular part	0		
8384	bubblegum heart	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8385	blinking cubic zirconia	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8386	twirling valuable coin	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8387	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8388	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8389	pulsating red mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8390	mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8391	tumbling mana	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8392	tumbling gift card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8393	hermit factoid	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8394	The Emperor's dry cleaning	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8395	nippy The Emperor's new hat	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-07"
8396	lime green Fonzie's The Emperor's new shirt	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2015-07"
8397	inspector's The Emperor's new pants	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2015-07"
8398	yellow Usain Bolt's lead pipe of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8399	shaking baleful savvy rope	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8400	red Jim Carey's forbidden wrench	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8401	spinning avaricious candlestick	0		Item Drop: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8402	knife of the bloodbag of incineration	0		Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8403	Van der Graaf revolver of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-07"
8404	1952 Mickey Mantle card	0		Last Available: "2015-07"
8405	talking spade	0		Free Pull
8406	narrow savory dry noodles	0		
8407	stale fancy lime green pestopiary	4	decent	Effect: "Crusty Head", Effect Duration: 50
8408	polymerized aerosolized ectoplasmic orbs	0		Effect: "Blessing of Charcoatl", Effect Duration: 39
8409	stale gigantic crudles	7	decent	
8410	spoiled small agnolotti arboli	2	crappy	
8411	stale spaghetti with ghost balls	4	decent	
8412	bland half-sized succulent marrow	2	decent	
8413	spoiled massive gray salacious crumbs	6	crappy	
8414	miniature flavorless purple fusilli marrownarrow	2	decent	
8415	rotten small suggestive strozzapreti	2	crappy	
8416	Mountain Stream gastrique	0		
8417	rotten Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	3	crappy	
8418	oyster sauce	0		
8419	gigantic tasty linguini immondizia bianco	8	awesome	
8420	low-calorie moldy cyan shells a la shellfish	1	crappy	
8421	Jick's autograph	0		
8422	high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8423	skewed unsmoothed velvet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8424	1,970 carat	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8425	upside-down New Age healing crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8426	fuchsia Volcoino	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8427	fizzing spore pod	0		
8428	purple spore pod	0		
8429	veiny spore pod	0		
8430	hard spore pod	0		
8431	skewed spore pod	0		
8432	hot spore pod	0		
8433	cool spore pod	0		
8434	jingling spore pod	0		
8435	upside-down horrifying crafty LavaCo Lamp&trade;	0		Maximum MP: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8436	flame-wreathed LavaCo Lamp&trade; of horror	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8437	cool LavaCo Lamp&trade; of Calamity Jane	0		Moxie: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Last Available: "2015-08", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
8438	thin wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8439	blurry insulated wire	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8440	empty lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8441	maroon full lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8442	viscous lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8443	upside-down lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8444	lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8445	squat lava globs	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8446	SMOOCH bottlecap	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
8447	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8448	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8449	uncapped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8450	tumbling capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8451	upside-down capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8452	capped lava bottle	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8453	heat-resistant sheet	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8454	LavaCo&trade; Lamp housing	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8455	New Age crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8456	jittery crystalline light bulb	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8457	broken high-temperature mining drill	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8458	knitted high-temperature mining mask of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Cold Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-08"
8459	auspicious fireproof megaphone of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8460	adequate mineapple	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8461	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Gold Velvet&trade; whiskey	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8462	SMOOCH soda	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8463	spoiled smelted roe	3	crappy	Last Available: "2015-08"
8464	bad lavawater	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-08"
8465	double-alkaline pulsating basaltamander tongue	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-08"
8466	family-friendly rosewater-soaked Sinatra's lavalarva	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8467	wobbly stanky smelly slick lava balaclava	0		Moxie: +10, Stench Spell Damage: 35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8468	lime green ghostly Lo Pan's experienced basaltamander buckler of dire peril	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Last Available: "2015-08"
8469	polarized lava globs	0		Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2015-08"
8470	toothsome low-calorie enchanted gooey lava globs	1	awesome	Effect: "Nothing Is Impossible", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8471	lava-proof pants of the cougar of the detective	0		Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-08"
8472	slick brainy heat-resistant necktie	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8473	skewed shellacked extremely unsafe smartaleck's heat-resistant gloves	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8474	decent very hot lunch	3	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8475	watered-down hand-crafted asbestos thermos	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8476	tarnished flattened maroon liquid rhinestones	0		Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2015-08"
8477	adequate yellow disco biscuit	4	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8478	hand-crafted Quaatorade&trade;	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-08"
8479	vibrating weightlifter's biker's hat of the overflowing toilet	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8480	double-paned nasty feathered headdress of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2015-08"
8481	fireproof healthy electrician's hardhat of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-08"
8482	Lava Miner's Daughter	0		Skill: "Asbestos Heart", Last Available: "2015-08"
8483	Psycho From The Heat	0		Skill: "Pyromania", Last Available: "2015-08"
8484	The Firegate Tapes	0		Skill: "Firegate", Last Available: "2015-08"
8485	ghostly &quot;DEBBIE&quot; tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8486	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8487	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-08"
8488	Manual of Numberology	0		Skill: "Calculate the Universe"
8489	bouncing New Age hurting crystal	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8490	teal huge rosewater-soaked smooth velvet pants	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Familiar Effect: "2xVolley, 2xPotato, cap 12", Last Available: "2015-08"
8491	blurry smooth velvet shirt of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8492	mirror censurious smooth velvet hat	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-08"
8493	razor-sharp smooth velvet pocket square	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8494	blurry tumbling Oprah's smooth velvet socks	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8495	dance instructor's smooth velvet hanky	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8496	flame-wreathed deadly The One Mood Ring	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08"
8497	maroon Mr. Choch's bone	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8498	bouncing Mr. Cheeng's 'stache	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8499	Saturday Night thermometer	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8500	narrow the tongue of Smimmons	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8501	Raul's guitar pick	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8502	red Pener's crisps	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8503	blurry signed deuce	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8504	spinning Lavalos core	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8505	half-melted hula girl	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8506	skewed glass ceiling fragments	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8507	twisted ghostly SMOOCH coffee cup	1	good	Last Available: "2015-08"
8508	energized magnetized maroon mirror labrador cookie	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2015-08"
8509	family-friendly lion tamer's Newton's Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Experience (familiar): +2, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Drops Items, Last Available: "2015-08"
8510	supercool grease cannon of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8511	liquefied demon makeup kit	0		Effect: "Slimily Speedy", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-08"
8512	double-paned rock-hard love of the cheetah	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-08"
8513	pulsating wool hale veiny Pener's drumstick	0		Maximum HP: 30, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-08"
8514	red upside-down Usain Bolt's slick deuce cape	0		Moxie: +10, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-08"
8515	asbestos-lined Lavalos's shell of the dark arts of the overflowing toilet	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-08"
8516	ghostly sinister Herculean smooth velvet bra	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-08"
8517	yellow supercool SMOOCH bracers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8518	bouncing shellacked SMOOCH kneepads	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8519	nasty SMOOCH spaulders	0		Stench Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8520	ghostly reassuring careful SMOOCH codpiece	0		Monster Level: -10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xBarrr, cap 20", Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8521	vibrating SMOOCH breastplate	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-08", Thorns: 1
8522	superduperheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8523	fused fuse	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8524	superheated	0		Last Available: "2015-08"
8525	special flavorless lava cake	4	decent	Effect: "Feline Ferocity", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-08"
8526	flavorless pink slime	3	decent	
8527	olive Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	0		
8528	Special&trade; Sauce	0		
8529	huge fancy rotten mirror shaking devil hair pasta	9	crappy	Effect: "Salsa Satanica", Effect Duration: 45
8530	adequate spagecialetti	4	good	
8531	Salsa Libre	0		
8532	good gravy	0		
8533	illicit fish sauce	0		
8534	miniature rotten lime green tumbling libertagliatelle	2	crappy	
8535	toothsome snack-sized ghostly turkish mostaccioli	2	awesome	
8536	big decent linguini of the sea	5	good	
8537	galvanized blurry Hersey&trade; SMOOCH	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 49
8539	Alexy sauce	0		
8540	spinning rainbow sauce	0		
8541	bouncing drug cocktail sauce	0		
8542	flavorless fancy Fettris	4	decent	Effect: "Fungal Fortification", Effect Duration: 30
8543	fancy delicious fusillocybin	4	awesome	Effect: "Super Vision", Effect Duration: 15
8544	immense bland mirror prescription noodles	9	decent	
8545	distilled blood-drive sticker	1	crappy	
8546	ionized colloidal jittery olive jittery bag of grain	0		Effect: "Don't Step to Your Stepmother", Effect Duration: 60
8547	aerosolized frozen ghostly pocket maze	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 14
8548	tarnished dry pulsating yellow shady shades	0		Effect: "Slippery Tongue", Effect Duration: 37
8549	adjusted anodized squeaky toy rose	0		Effect: "Witch Breaded", Effect Duration: 44
8550	rotten blurry weird gazelle steak	3	crappy	
8551	spoiled tumbling sausage without a cause	4	crappy	
8552	dry adjusted concentrated face paint	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 35
8553	artisanal gray emergency margarita	3	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	
8554	acceptable vintage smart drink	3	good	
8555	a ten-percent bonus	0		
8556	wobbly Thwaitgold termite statuette	0		
8557	tumbling The Emperor's new cookie	0		
8558	quantum purple Wickers bar	0		Effect: "Norwhalloped", Effect Duration: 13
8559	cold-filtered bakelite-covered bacon	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 29
8560	tarnished enhanced Aerheads	0		Effect: "Headstrong", Effect Duration: 58
8561	triple-tarnished Wrotz	0		Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 51
8562	flattened Gabarbar	0		Effect: "Eye of the Lihc", Effect Duration: 51
8563	aerosolized pickled unsweetened fiberglass insulation	0		Effect: "substats.enh", Effect Duration: 14
8564	shrine to the Barrel god	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-09"
8565	Jack Frost's hardy barrel lid of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8566	jittery blue grievous barrel hoop earring of Tarzan of courage	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2015-09"
8567	pulsating sizzling Jack Frost's forbidden bankruptcy barrel	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xLep, cap 25", Last Available: "2015-09"
8568	firkin	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8569	squat normal barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8570	tun	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8571	wobbly weathered barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8572	mirror barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8573	barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8574	moist barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8575	rotting barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8576	ghostly mouldering barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8577	barnacled barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8578	acceptable narrow bottle of Amontillado	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8579	drinkable lime green barrel-aged martini	3	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8580	moldy barrel pickle	4	crappy	Last Available: "2015-09"
8581	low-calorie toothsome blinking barrel cracker	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8582	vaporized pulsating pulsating vibrating mushroom	1	awesome	Last Available: "2015-09"
8583	dried huge mushroom	1	decent	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-09"
8584	Sinatra's KoL Con 12-gauge	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8585	Golden Mr. Eh? of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8586	censurious barrel gun	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8587	upside-down barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8588	barrel beryl	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8589	adequate bite-sized ghostly water log	1	good	Last Available: "2015-09"
8590	rosewater-soaked lion tamer's barrelhead	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-09"
8591	executive horrifying bottoms of the barrel	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-09"
8592	razor-sharp chest barrel of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8593	jittery bung spigot	0		Equips On: "Lil' Barrel Mimic"
8594	hardy Da Vinci's double barreled barrel gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8595	mirror reassuring chaotic electrified triple barreled barrel gun	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2015-09"
8596	gray Usain Bolt's coward's barrel beryl choker	0		Monster Level: -20, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2015-09"
8597	greedy shellacked barrel beryl nose ring	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8598	perfumed aromatic barrel beryl ring	0		Stench Resistance: 6, Last Available: "2015-09"
8599	spinning map to the Biggest Barrel	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8600	jittery potted tea tree	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8601	altered pickled modified red cuppa Flamibili tea	0		Effect: "Human-Beast Hybrid", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2015-09"
8602	adjusted polarized red cuppa Yet tea	0		Effect: "Morbidi Tea", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8603	dry cuppa Boo tea	0		Effect: "Deep-Seated Rage", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-09"
8604	energized cuppa Nas tea	0		Effect: "Gummi Badass", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-09"
8605	energized cuppa Improprie tea	0		Effect: "Glo-Face", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8606	pickled narrow lime green cuppa Frost tea	0		Effect: "stats.enq", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2015-09"
8607	deionized moist cuppa Toast tea	0		Effect: "Stogied", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2015-09"
8608	tarnished dry dry cuppa Net tea	0		Effect: "Bloody-minded", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-09"
8609	aerosolized green cuppa Proprie tea	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8610	extra-moist quadruple-altered blurry cuppa Morbidi tea	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2015-09"
8611	super-pickled flattened improved mirror cuppa Chari tea	0		Effect: "Pla-see-bo", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2015-09"
8612	galvanized deionized cuppa Serendipi tea	0		Effect: "Wolf's Bane", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8613	frozen improved cuppa Feroci tea	0		Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8614	pickled electrified cuppa Physicali tea	0		Effect: "Natural 20", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2015-09"
8615	galvanized cuppa Wit tea	0		Effect: "Castaway Physique", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2015-09"
8616	colloidal magnetized cuppa Neuroplastici tea	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2015-09"
8617	magnetized cuppa Dexteri tea	0		Effect: "Human-Plant Hybrid", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2015-09"
8618	frozen cuppa Flexibili tea	0		Effect: "Bark of the Dog", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2015-09"
8619	double-oxidized cold-filtered cuppa Impregnabili tea	0		Effect: "Tiki Toughness", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2015-09"
8620	ionized spinning cuppa Obscuri tea	0		Effect: "Kindly Resolve", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8621	flattened cuppa Irritabili tea	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2015-09"
8622	colloidal bouncing cuppa Mediocri tea	0		Effect: "Hyperoxygenated Blood", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2015-09"
8623	corrupted denatured blurry cuppa Loyal tea	0		Effect: "Amplified Fabulousness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8624	boiled upside-down cuppa Activi tea	1	EPIC	Effect: "Truly Gritty", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-09"
8625	compressed skewed green cuppa Cruel tea	1		Last Available: "2015-09"
8626	modified non-pressed energized huge cuppa Alacri tea	0		Effect: "Eau de Tortue", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2015-09"
8627	aerosolized cold-filtered pulsating cuppa Vitali tea	0		Effect: "Disco Concentration", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2015-09"
8628	polymerized warmed cuppa Mana tea	0		Effect: "Can't Be a Chooser", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2015-09"
8629	double-corrupted denatured cuppa Monstrosi tea	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2015-09"
8630	double-unsweetened irradiated cuppa Twen tea	0		Effect: "Pork Power", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2015-09"
8631	energized chilled cuppa Gill tea	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 33, Last Available: "2015-09"
8632	modified energized cuppa Uncertain tea	0		Effect: "Uncanny Shot", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2015-09"
8633	narrow cuppa Voraci tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8634	cuppa Sobrie tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8635	narrow skewed cuppa Royal tea	0		Last Available: "2015-09"
8636	triple-polymerized polarized cuppa Craft tea	0		Effect: "Tiki Thoughtfulness", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-09"
8637	cold-filtered cuppa Insani tea	0		Effect: "Red Around the Gills", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-09"
8638	perfumed deadly smooth Royal scepter	0		Moxie: +15, Weapon Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2015-09", Rollover Effect Duration: 5
8639	doghouse	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-10"
8640	Ghost Dog Chow	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8641	enchanted spoiled bowl of eyeballs	3	crappy	Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-10"
8642	bland bowl of mummy guts	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8643	flavorless bowl of maggots	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8644	weak lousy skewed blood and blood	2	decent	Last Available: "2015-10"
8645	tolerable Jack-O-Lantern beer	4	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8646	drinkable narrow zombie	3	good	Last Available: "2015-10"
8647	Telltale&trade; rubber heart	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8648	wind-up spider	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8649	squat red plastic nightmare troll	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8650	shaking cyan tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2015-10"
8651	tumbling wholesome experienced crown of incineration	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol, cap 27"
8652	ear poison	0		
8653	narrow stink-penny	0		
8654	shaking fireproof ribald brainy hawk	0		Mysticality: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +3
8655	diet flavorless hamlet sandwich	1	decent	
8656	bouncing extremely unsafe Othello's military jacket	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100
8657	Othello's dagger of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, Single Equip
8658	Othello's handkerchief of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip
8659	moist polarized bowl of Jeal-O	0		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 65
8660	tumbling grip key	0		
8661	How to Play Othello	0		
8662	prompt perfumed fireproof ghostly dagger	0		Hot Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Adventures: +3
8663	aged blurry ghost beer	4	awesome	
8664	upside-down upside-down inspector's Othello set	0		Item Drop: +15
8665	rotten tomato	0		
8666	ghostly Twelve Night Energy	0		
8667	auspicious flame-retardant nippy Yorick	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10
8668	rose	0		
8669	tulip	0		
8670	tulip	0		
8671	tulip	0		
8672	blurry Walford's bucket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8673	Wal-Mart gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8674	airplane charter: The Glaciest	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-11"
8675	skewed one-day ticket to The Glaciest	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8676	wet shoulder-warming lotion	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-11"
8677	super-sized decent yellow iceberg lettuce	5	good	Last Available: "2015-11"
8678	high-proof delicious ice wine	10	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11"
8679	executive shellacked wicked Wal-Mart snowglobe	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2015-11"
8680	scorching hardened Da Vinci's Wal-Mart nametag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11"
8681	flame-wreathed manspreader's Tesla Wal-Mart overalls	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8682	narrow To Build an Igloo	0		Skill: "Refusal to Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8683	The Chill of the Wild	0		Skill: "Beardfreeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8684	upside-down blurry Cold Fang	0		Skill: "Frost Bite", Last Available: "2015-11"
8685	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8686	perfect ice cube	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8687	upside-down The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	0		Skill: "Perfect Freeze", Last Available: "2015-11"
8688	supercool bellhop's hat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Effect: "1xLep, 0.75xBarrr, cap 30", Last Available: "2015-11"
8689	perfectly mixed high-proof ice porter	8	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "ice porter (drink)"
8690	tarnished exotic travel brochure	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2015-11"
8691	bag of foreign bribes	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8692	deionized triple-denatured pulsating shampoo-conditioner	0		Effect: "Boschface", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2015-11"
8693	huge hotel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8694	ice hotel bell	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8695	olive Martialest Arts trophy	0		Last Available: "2016-01"
8696	dehydrated medicinal herbs	1		Last Available: "2016-01"
8697	massive adequate enchanted ice rice	8	good	Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-01"
8698	tolerable iced plum wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-01"
8699	lard-coated personal trainer's training belt	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8700	Van der Graaf extremely unsafe training legwarmers of courage	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-01"
8701	lard-coated personal trainer's supercool training helmet	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Familiar Effect: "atk, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-01"
8702	training scroll:  Shattering Punch	0		Skill: "Shattering Punch", Last Available: "2016-01"
8703	skewed blinking training scroll:  Snokebomb	0		Skill: "Snokebomb", Last Available: "2016-01"
8704	training scroll:  Shivering Monkey Technique	0		Skill: "Shivering Monkey Technique", Last Available: "2016-01"
8705	lime green ghostly jittery X-32-F snowman crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-01"
8706	machine elf capsule	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8707	self-dribbling basketball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8708	mixed yellow abstraction: action	1		Effect: "Bats in the Belfry", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8709	distilled bouncing abstraction: thought	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8710	modified maroon blinking narrow abstraction: sensation	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8711	distilled abstraction: purpose	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8712	diluted abstraction: category	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8713	vaporized twirling twirling abstraction: perception	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8714	altered squat upside-down abstraction: motion	1		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2015-12"
8715	altered abstraction: joy	1		Effect: "On Pins and Needles", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8716	vaporized jittery abstraction: certainty	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8717	boiled purple abstraction: comprehension	1		Last Available: "2015-12"
8718	shaking modern picture frame	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8719	flavorless VYKEA meatballs	4	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8720	bad boozy VYKEA mead	5	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8721	activated dry VYKEA woadpaint	0		Effect: "It's Soporiffic!", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2015-11"
8722	VYKEA frenzy rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8723	VYKEA blood rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8724	spinning bouncing VYKEA lightning rune	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8725	VYKEA plank	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8726	VYKEA rail	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8727	VYKEA bracket	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8728	wobbly VYKEA dowel	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8729	shaking family-friendly Jeselnik's VYKEA hex key of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2015-11"
8730	VYKEA instructions	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8731	tasty massive huge squat tin of submardines	9	awesome	Last Available: "2015-11", Wiki Name: "tin of submardines"
8732	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong bouncing bottle of norwhiskey	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8733	dehydrated ghostly blinking octolus oculus	1	EPIC	Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-11"
8734	upside-down auspicious rosy-cheeked sardine can key of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2015-11"
8735	olive bouncing jittery Temple Grandin's Annie Oakley's beefy norwhal helmet	0		Muscle: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Familiar Effect: "atk", Last Available: "2015-11"
8736	wobbly horrifying banded octolus-skin cloak of the brazier	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2015-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
8737	watered-down perfectly mixed perfect cosmopolitan	2	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8738	practically non-alcoholic bad perfect negroni	1	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8739	artisanal perfect dark and stormy	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8740	bad perfect mimosa	3	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8741	spirit-forward artisanal perfect old-fashioned	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-11"
8742	irresponsibly strong lousy wobbly perfect paloma	10	decent	Last Available: "2015-11"
8743	moist jittery cyan That 70s Cologne	0		Effect: "Eyes of the Dragon", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2015-11"
8744	deionized denatured dry Wal-Mart &quot;diamond&quot; ring	0		Effect: "Toast Tea", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2015-11"
8745	colloidal denatured unsweetened Puffstone cigar	0		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2015-11"
8746	concentrated Conspiracy&trade; mascara	0		Effect: "Blessing of Squirtlcthulli", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2015-11"
8747	diffused energized shaking shaking Spring Break Beach &quot;swimsuit&quot;	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2015-11"
8748	airplane tattoo	0		Last Available: "2015-11"
8749	non-boiled twirling bouncing Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	0		Effect: "Fit To Be Tide", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2015-12"
8750	colloidal dry boiled pulsating hemp candy necklace	0		Effect: "Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2015-12"
8751	ionized wobbly communal gobstopper	0		Effect: "Burnt 'n' Turnt", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2015-12"
8752	adequate Crimbo salad	4	good	Last Available: "2015-12"
8753	fancy snack-sized stale bread line	2	decent	Effect: "Squirming Like a Toad", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8754	perfectly mixed bark rootbeer	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8755	perfectly mixed watered-down ale	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2015-12"
8756	greasy plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8757	censurious plastic Rudolph the Red	0		Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8758	plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2015-12"
8759	plastic Crimborgatron of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2015-12"
8760	squat zippy plastic Crimbodhisattva	0		Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8761	bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8762	stack of communist leaflets	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8763	mirror wobbly lime green BACON	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
8764	box of Gratitude chocolates	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8765	olive Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8766	watered-down lousy shaking Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8767	mirror mirror Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8768	squat Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8769	spinning chocolate bowtie	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8770	quantum lime green pitted sheet	0		Effect: "Egg-headedness", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2015-12"
8771	shaking twirling sparking robo-battery	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8772	overloaded micro-reactor	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8773	pulsating squat skewed frosty banded reusable shopping bag of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Damage Absorption: +100, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8775	asbestos-lined coarse hemp socks	0		Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8776	curative armband	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2015-12"
8777	squat bundle of &quot;fragrant&quot; herbs	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8778	nuclear stockpile	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8779	pine cone	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8780	maroon iron chain	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8781	Fonzie's pine cone necklace	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2015-12"
8782	pulsating wholesome reindeer hammer	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8783	energetic elf ploughshare	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2015-12"
8784	blurry lime green circle drum	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8785	The Big Book of Communism	0		Last Available: "2015-12", Skill: "Communism!"
8786	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8787	faded protest sign	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8788	nasty-smelling moss	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8789	squat book	0		Last Available: "2015-12"
8790	elven tambourine of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2015-12"
8791	foul-smelling reindeer sickle	0		Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2015-12"
8792	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8793	face paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2015-12"
8794	skewed The Big Book of Communism (used)	0		Skill: "Communism!", Last Available: "2015-12"
8795	jittery Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8796	plastic spoiler	0		
8797	bouncing bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8798	purple bat-jute	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8799	bat-o-mite	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8800	ROM of Optimality	0		Skill: "Toggle Optimality"
8801	huge incriminating evidence	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8802	skewed dangerous chemicals	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8803	kidnapped orphan	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8804	upside-down blue high-grade	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8805	high-tensile-strength fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8806	spinning high-grade explosives	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8807	tumbling experimental gene therapy	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8808	green ultracoagulator	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8809	wobbly self-defense training	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8810	twirling upside-down fingerprint dusting kit	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8811	confidence-building hug	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8812	jittery exploding kickball	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8813	narrow glob of Bat-Glue	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8814	maroon Bat-Aid&trade; bandage	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8815	yellow bat-bearing	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
8816	bland shaking Kudzu salad	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8817	vaporized twirling lime green Mansquito Serum	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8818	mediocre spirit-forward Miss Graves' vermouth	5	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8819	stale low-calorie The Plumber's mushroom stew	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8820	modified squat The Author's ink	1		Effect: "License to Punch", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8821	mediocre watered-down wobbly The Mad Liquor	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
8822	tolerable Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8823	diet moldy blurry Mr. Burnsger	1	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
8824	twisted twirling The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1		Last Available: "2016-12"
8825	ghostly Jeselnik's fortified Da Vinci's The Jokester's gun	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire the Jokester's Gun", Last Available: "2016-12"
8826	reassuring frosty beefy The Jokester's wig	0		Muscle: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Wig", Familiar Effect: "1xPotato, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-12"
8827	avaricious The Jokester's pants of James Dean of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Adjust the Jokester's Pants", Last Available: "2016-12"
8828	warmed pickled Jokester makeup	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2016-12"
8829	replica bat-oomerang	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8830	yellow battoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
8831	basking robin	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8832	skewed domino mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8833	super-nitrogenated vacuum-sealed robin's egg	0		Effect: "Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-12"
8834	decent snack-sized robin flan	2	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
8835	hand-crafted watered-down robin nog	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
8836	LT&T telegraph office deed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8837	plaintive telegram	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8838	exploding gum	0		
8839	root beer barrel	0		
8840	improved double-concentrated skewed twirling Kudzu slaw	0		Effect: "Ocelot Eyes", Effect Duration: 12
8841	electrified improved Mansquito's blood	0		Effect: "Spiro Gyro", Effect Duration: 32
8842	dry super-quantum narrow red infrablack lipstick	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 35
8843	irradiated modified can of drain cleaner	0		Effect: "Appeteyes", Effect Duration: 31
8844	warmed colloidal moist The Author's inkwell	0		Effect: "Marco Polarity", Effect Duration: 36
8845	alkaline cyan bag of random words	0		Effect: "Extra-Thick Blood", Effect Duration: 27
8846	modified energized tube of pendulum lube	0		Effect: "Provocative Perkiness", Effect Duration: 60
8847	aerosolized vacuum-sealed moist red-hot jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 34
8848	wet alkaline spinning ghostly question juice	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 67
8849	pressed tube of villain	0		Effect: "Bilious Briskness", Effect Duration: 55
8850	avaricious your cowboy boots	0		Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cowboy Kick", Last Available: "2016-02"
8851	mirror inflatable LT&T telegraph office	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8852	olive nugget of quicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8853	tumbling nugget of thicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8854	squat upside-down nugget of wicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8855	nugget of slicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8856	nugget of sicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8857	nugget of nicksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8858	gray nugget of ticksilver	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8859	Da Vinci's quicksilver ring	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8860	mansplainer's quilted slick thicksilver ring	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8861	blinking censurious crafty wicksilver ring of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8862	brawny slicksilver ring of James Dean of the empath	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +3, Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8863	nasty sicksilver ring of the blizzard of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Damage: +5, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8864	Fonzie's nicksilver ring of the storm of the blizzard	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8865	shellacked beefy ticksilver ring	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-02"
8866	wobbly zippy greedy double-paned Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8867	Jeselnik's nippy steel-toed Tesla's Electroplated Beans	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8868	stanky hale grievous Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8869	Hellfire Spicy Beans of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8870	cyan spinning shellacked Frigid Northern Beans	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2016-02"
8871	wobbly ghostly rosy-cheeked World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8872	skewed extremely unsafe Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8873	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans of Leguizamo	0		Monster Level: +20, Last Available: "2016-02"
8874	miser's nippy shellacked personal trainer's Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad of Leguizamo	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8875	family-friendly mansplainer's Shrub's Premium Baked Beans of bravery	0		Monster Level: +15, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-02"
8876	tasty snack-sized pulsating plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8877	stale plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8878	massive flavorless plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	10	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8879	stale plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8880	delicious tumbling plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-02"
8881	decent big twirling purple plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	5	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8882	stale massive upside-down plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	8	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8883	bland snack-sized jittery plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-02"
8884	adequate plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8885	normal plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	4	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8886	blurry greasy Samson's Fancy Jeff's pocket square	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8887	squat Tesla groovy Daisy's unclean bloomers of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Moxie Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Familiar Effect: "2xBArrr, 1xGhuol, cap 37", Last Available: "2016-02"
8888	Pecos Dave's sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8889	nippy manspreader's Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Monster Level: +10, Cold Damage: +10, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xVolley", Last Available: "2016-02"
8890	Glenn's dice	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8891	wobbly lightning-fast double-paned rosy-cheeked steel-toed beefy Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +40, Last Available: "2016-02"
8892	El Vibrato restraints	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8893	Clara's bell	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8894	flame-wreathed Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun of temperance of the boozehound	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-02"
8895	jittery buffalo dime	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8896	cow poker	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8897	magnetized colloidal energized poker face paint	0		Effect: "Blessing of Bulbazinalli", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-02"
8898	realistic cap gun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8899	tainted milk	1	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8900	gun parts	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8901	ionized anodized triggerfingerbone	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2016-02"
8902	dry extra-flattened fuchsia ghost bit	0		Effect: "Painted-On Bikini", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2016-02"
8903	pressed triple-tarnished skewed buzzard feather	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-02"
8904	pickled shaking lion musk	0		Effect: "Elemental Flavor", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2016-02"
8905	decent snack-sized bear claw	2	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8906	anodized jittery rattler gland	0		Effect: "Hella Smart", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2016-02"
8907	electrified improved corrupted teal half-digested coal	0		Effect: "Briny Blood", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-02"
8908	triple-oxidized teal tightly-wound spine	0		Effect: "Action", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2016-02"
8909	spoiled twirling rotting beefsteak	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-02"
8910	acceptable firemilk	3	good	Last Available: "2016-02"
8911	alkaline moist spidercow eye-cluster	0		Effect: "Updated", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2016-02"
8912	diluted moomy dust	1		Last Available: "2016-02"
8913	frosty sage western-style skinning knife	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-02"
8914	bouncing reliable sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8915	bouncing steel knuckles of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-02"
8916	huge fuchsia Tales of Western Braggadoccio	0		Skill: "Bow-Legged Swagger", Last Available: "2016-02"
8917	Hell and How I Bent It	0		Skill: "Bend Hell", Last Available: "2016-02"
8918	blue The Western Look	0		Skill: "Steely-Eyed Squint", Last Available: "2016-02"
8919	LT&T tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8920	skewed olive Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8921	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8922	squat Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-02"
8923	disc (white)	0		
8924	disc (black)	0		
8925	cyan disc (red)	0		
8926	disc (green)	0		
8927	disc (blue)	0		
8928	disc (yellow)	0		
8929	red-hot knucklebone	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8930	alkaline adjusted demonic cow's blood	0		Effect: "Angry like the Wolf", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2016-02"
8931	wobbly yellow rinky-dink sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8932	makeshift sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8933	tumbling custom sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8934	huge baconstone-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8935	porquoise-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8936	hamethyst-handled sixgun	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8937	mountain lion skin	0		Moxie Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8938	grizzled bearskin	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8939	diamondback skin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8940	coal snakeskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8941	frontwinder skin	0		Mysticality Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-02"
8942	mirror rotting cowskin	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8943	shuddering cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8944	tumbling rhinestone cowhorn	0		Familiar Weight: +5
8945	cow skull	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8946	ghostly jangly spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8947	quicksilver spurs	0		Initiative: +30, Last Available: "2016-02"
8948	purple thicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8949	wobbly wicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8950	slicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8951	sicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8952	narrow nicksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8953	ticksilver spurs	0		Last Available: "2016-02"
8954	wobbly special edition Batfellow comic	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
8955	shaking Tales of the West: Cow Punching	0		
8956	blurry Tales of the West: Beanslinging	0		
8957	Tales of the West: Snake Oiling	0		
8958	briefcase full of snakes	0		
8959	flame-retardant Temple Grandin's one-gallon hat	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1
8960	squat gray frosty strapping two-gallon hat	0		Muscle: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +10
8961	purple toasty forbidden three-gallon hat	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +5
8962	sizzling arcane researcher's four-gallon hat	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Hot Damage: +10
8963	blinking Samson's groovy five-gallon hat	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5
8964	shaking nippy boxer's six-gallon hat	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +10
8965	sinister seven-gallon hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage: +10
8966	spinning deadly eight-gallon hat of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5
8967	huge beefcake's nine-gallon hat of doom	0		Muscle: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50
8968	sharpshooter's ten-gallon hat of the businessman	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Meat Drop: +50
8969	upside-down chilly mansplainer's eleven-gallon hat	0		Monster Level: +15, Cold Damage: +5
8970	tumbling toy sixgun	0		
8971	snake oil	0		
8972	polymerized skin oil	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 24
8973	adjusted pulsating unusual oil	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 17
8974	tarnished blurry eldritch oil	0		Effect: "Devil Inside", Effect Duration: 14
8975	exclusive club	0		
8976	enhanced nitrogenated wobbly fuchsia patent preventative tonic	0		Effect: "Walberg's Dim Bulb", Effect Duration: 20
8977	tarnished magnetized mirror patent invisibility tonic	0		Effect: "Good Motivator", Effect Duration: 62
8978	super-adjusted non-dry upside-down patent aggression tonic	0		Effect: "Simulation Stimulation", Effect Duration: 12
8979	boiled wobbly shaking patent sallowness tonic	0		Effect: "Human-Hobo Hybrid", Effect Duration: 38
8980	dry narrow huge patent avarice tonic	0		Effect: "Muscularrr", Effect Duration: 59
8981	cold-filtered polymerized patent alacrity tonic	0		Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 22
8982	modified anodized corrupted marrow	0		Effect: "Fury of the Bells", Effect Duration: 67
8983	bad weak rodeo whiskey	2	decent	
8984	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	0		
8985	greasy real cowboy hat	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
8986	Memories of Cow Punching	0		Free Pull
8987	ghostly Memories of Beanslinging	0		Free Pull
8988	Memories of Snake Oiling	0		Free Pull
8989	green Witchess Set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-03"
8990	electronic Brain Trainer game	0		Skill: "Brain Games"
8991	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	0		Skill: "20/20 Vision"
8992	pickled yellow skewed armored prawn	1		Last Available: "2016-03"
8993	massive adequate jumping horseradish	10	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8994	drinkable practically non-alcoholic blurry Sacramento wine	1	good	Last Available: "2016-03"
8995	diffused magnetized Greek fire	0		Effect: "Jungle Juiced", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2016-03"
8996	censurious knitted supercool ox-head shield of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8997	skewed Van der Graaf fortified brawny strapping dented scepter of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +5, Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +60, Initiative: +100, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
8998	upside-down auspicious friendly rosy-cheeked grievous Sinatra's very pointy crown	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Familiar Weight: +3, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "atk, 1xGhuol", Last Available: "2016-03"
8999	narrow perfumed rosewater-soaked Jim Carey's healthy battle broom of the storm	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Monster Level: +25, Stench Resistance: 8, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-03"
9000	blurry Clan Floundry	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-04"
9001	lion tamer's banded Herculean carpe of the blizzard	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Damage Absorption: +100, Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9002	squat asbestos-lined coward's quilted dance instructor's codpiece	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, Hot Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9003	vibrating grievous cool strapping troutsers	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Familiar Effect: "sleaze atk, 0.5xPotato", Last Available: "2016-04"
9004	auspicious chilly energetic Rosewater's bass clarinet	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9005	Usain Bolt's sizzling fish hatchet of temperance of the cheetah	0		Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Initiative: 140, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9006	upside-down perfumed tunac of the detective of the boozehound of the glutton	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +20, Booze Drop: +100, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-04"
9007	fishin' pole	0		Last Available: "2016-04"
9008	irradiated wriggling worm	0		Effect: "Stinky Weapon", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2016-04"
9009	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted blurry bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2016-04"
9010	oxidized high-test fishing line	0		Effect: "Broken Fast", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2016-04"
9011	fishin' hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9012	Trout Fishing in Loathing	0		Skill: "Astute Angler", Last Available: "2016-04"
9013	rock-hard sonar fishfinder	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9014	luxury fly-tying workbench	0		Fishing Skill: +10, Last Available: "2016-04"
9015	bouncing tacklebox	0		Fishing Skill: +5, Last Available: "2016-04"
9016	disconnected intergnat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-05"
9017	narrow viral video	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9018	lime green mirror internet point	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9019	meme generator	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9020	plus one	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9021	adequate pulsating gallon of milk	3	good	Last Available: "2016-05"
9022	print screen button	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9023	screencapped monster	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9024	blurry daily dungeon malware	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9025	infinite BACON machine	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9026	First Post shirt package	0		Last Available: "2016-05"
9027	pulsating family-friendly careful First Post shirt - Cir Senam of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Monster Level: -10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-05"
9028	high-speed upgrade	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-05"
9029	no spoon	0		
9030	normal spinning star salad	3	good	
9031	ghostly Thwaitgold moth statuette	0		
9032	moldy jittery bowl of Tastee-Wheet&trade;	3	crappy	
9033	Source terminal	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-06"
9034	teal Source essence	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9035	decent browser cookie	4	good	Last Available: "2016-06"
9036	hand-crafted gray hacked gibson	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-06"
9037	squat chilly Source shades	0		Cold Damage: +5, Last Available: "2016-06"
9038	software bug	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9039	missing semicolon	0		Familiar Weight: +11
9040	Source terminal PRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9041	jittery Source terminal GRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9042	upside-down Source terminal SPAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9043	Source terminal CRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9044	Source terminal DRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9045	Source terminal TRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9046	mirror Source terminal INGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9047	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9048	spinning Source terminal ASHRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9049	shaking Source terminal SCRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9050	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9051	Source terminal file: substats.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9052	Source terminal file: damage.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9053	Source terminal file: critical.enh	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9054	bouncing Source terminal file: protect.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9055	blurry shaking Source terminal file: stats.enq	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9056	Source terminal file: compress.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9057	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9058	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9059	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9060	ghostly Source terminal file: familiar.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9061	Source terminal file: pram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9062	Source terminal file: gram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9063	Source terminal file: spam.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9064	lime green twirling Source terminal file: cram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9065	tumbling fuchsia Source terminal file: dram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9066	Source terminal file: tram.ext	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9067	pill	0		Last Available: "2016-06"
9068	horrifying foul-smelling experienced plastic detective badge of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience: +2, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9069	hale dangerous groovy bronze detective badge of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-07"
9070	blurry wholesome dance instructor's detective badge of Calamity Jane of the businessman	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-07"
9071	tumbling coward's razor-sharp strapping detective badge of extreme caution	0		Muscle: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Monster Level: -45, Last Available: "2016-07"
9072	ghostly huge cop dollar	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9073	blue detective school application	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-07"
9074	blurry squat forbidden detective roscoe of the storm of the brazier	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-07"
9075	pickled shoe gum	0		Effect: "Medieval Mage Mayhem", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-07"
9076	spinning knitted dog trainer's Temple Grandin's noir fedora	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-07"
9077	blinking miser's Oprah's brawny trench coat	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-07"
9078	practically non-alcoholic tolerable cyan Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor	1	good	Last Available: "2016-07"
9079	yummy super-sized hardboiled egg	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-07"
9080	detective tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-07"
9081	DIY protonic accelerator kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-08"
9082	upside-down tumbling executive perfumed chilly sharpshooter's hale protonic accelerator pack of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: 120, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot Ghost", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Trap Ghost", Last Available: "2016-08"
9083	almost-dead walkie-talkie	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9084	miser's Adventurer bobblehead	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9085	blurry psychokinetic energy blob	0		Last Available: "2016-08"
9086	flame-retardant Annie Oakley's bindle	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-08"
9087	perfumed wholesome fleshy lump	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-08"
9088	inspector's perfumed smoldering bagel punch	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-08"
9089	hardened extremely unsafe ghostly reins	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-08"
9090	gray jittery Temple Grandin's derringer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2016-08"
9091	Mr. Screege's spectacles of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Single Equip, Drops Meat, Last Available: "2016-08"
9092	spinning flame-wreathed padded groovy Spookyraven signet	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9093	blinking flame-retardant foul-smelling tie-dyed fannypack	0		Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-08"
9094	wool burnt snowpants of the sweet-tooth	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Familiar Effect: "1.5xPotato, cap 25", Last Available: "2016-08"
9095	medical-grade standards and practices guide	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Censorious Lecture", Last Available: "2016-08"
9096	Tesla ruddy arcane researcher's Carpathian longsword	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9097	ribald Liam's mail of the scaredy-cat of chilblains	0		Monster Level: -15, Cold Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9098	skewed shaking Jim Carey's shellacked Unfortunato's foolscap of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: 10, Last Available: "2016-08"
9099	blurry Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	0		
9100	ghostly rad	0		
9101	purification tablet	0		
9102	rosewater-soaked Wrist-Boy	0		Stench Resistance: +3
9103	Dear Past Self Package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-09"
9104	Time-Spinner	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9105	ghostly compounded experience	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9106	maroon upside-down Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	0		
9107	electrified Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 52
9108	lead umbrella	0		
9109	super-deionized blurry twirling teal Shrieking Weasel holo-record	0		Effect: "Super-Mega-Charged", Effect Duration: 52
9110	wet Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	0		Effect: "Bear Clawed", Effect Duration: 63
9111	tarnished Lucky Strikes holo-record	0		Effect: "Drunk With Power", Effect Duration: 19
9112	quantum twirling huge EMD holo-record	0		Effect: "Dwarven Hardiness", Effect Duration: 48
9113	nitrogenated spinning Superdrifter holo-record	0		Effect: "Spookyravin'", Effect Duration: 17
9114	triple-dry nitrogenated pickled The Pigs holo-record	0		Effect: "Tomato Power", Effect Duration: 48
9115	pickled extra-dry lime green Drunk Uncles holo-record	0		Effect: "Egged On", Effect Duration: 43
9116	time residue	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9117	lion tamer's repaid diaper	0		Experience (familiar): +2
9118	Riker's Search History	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9119	fortified drinkable Shot of Kardashian Gin	5	good	Last Available: "2016-09"
9120	upside-down banded Unstable Pointy Ears	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-09"
9121	blinking Memory Disk, Alpha	0		Last Available: "2016-09"
9122	mirror twirling Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1	awesome	Last Available: "2016-09"
9123	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	0		
9124	baby bark scorpion	0		
9125	jittery droppable microphone	0		
9126	tolerable teal unidentified drink	4	good	
9127	savvy brainy KoL Con 13 T-shirt	0		Mysticality: +5, Mysticality Percent: +20
9128	bouncing shellacked rock-hard discarded swimming trunks of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Damage Reduction: 12
9129	boiled spinning diluted makeup	0		Effect: "Super-Electrified", Effect Duration: 21
9130	improved enhanced charisma potion	0		Effect: "Crimbo Nostalgia", Effect Duration: 37
9131	extremely confusing manual	0		
9132	tumbling rosewater-soaked pistol of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3
9133	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	0		Drops Items, Last Available: "2016-10"
9134	rotten huge leftover pasty	8	crappy	
9135	bad pulsating very whiskey	4	decent	
9136	squat li'l orphan tot	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-10"
9137	li'l knight costume	0		All Attributes: +15, Last Available: "2016-10"
9138	bouncing skewed li'l unicorn costume	0		Adventures: +5, PvP Fights: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9139	li'l candy corn costume	0		All Resistance: +5, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9140	li'l ninja costume	0		Item Drop: +150, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9141	li'l pirate costume	0		Meat Drop: +300, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9142	li'l clown costume	0		Experience: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9143	li'l robot costume	0		Experience: +10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9144	li'l eyeball costume	0		Combat Rate: -10, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9145	li'l liberty costume	0		Item Drop: +100, Meat Drop: +200, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9146	galvanized magnetized hoarded candy wad	0		Effect: "L'instinct F&eacute;lin", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2016-10"
9147	adjusted bouncing Prunets	0		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 33
9148	blurry Twitching Television Tattoo	0		
9149	baby scorpion	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9150	energized liquefied invisible string	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Weird Vibrations", Effect Duration: 16, Last Available: "2016-10"
9151	colloidal non-warmed skewed invisible seam ripper	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Jacked In", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2016-10"
9152	teal li'l ghost costume	0		Initiative: +100, Equips On: "Trick-or-Treating Tot", Last Available: "2016-10"
9153	moldy lime green raw sweet potato	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9154	spoiled miniature raw beans	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9155	delicious gigantic upside-down raw stuffing	9	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9156	spoiled small raw cranberry sauce	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9157	bland cyan raw turkey	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9158	normal raw mincemeat	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9159	normal super-sized raw potato	5	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9160	flavorless half-sized raw gravy	2	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9161	adequate raw bread	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9162	huge executive Jack Frost's mini-marshmallow dispenser	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-11"
9163	foul-smelling hardy glass casserole dish of the storm	0		Maximum HP: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9164	stuffing fluffer	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9165	spinning can opener of the ox of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-11"
9166	denatured upside-down blue turkey blaster	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9167	bouncing forbidden glass pie plate of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2016-11"
9168	energetic groovy potato masher	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9169	gravy boat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9170	bread mold	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9171	normal sweet potatoes	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9172	normal bean casserole	3	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9173	huge fancy adequate baked stuffing	10	good	Effect: "Pumped Stomach", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9174	stale cranberry cylinder	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9175	decent blurry skewed thanksgiving turkey	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9176	big yummy mince pie	5	awesome	Last Available: "2016-11"
9177	rotten mashed potatoes	3	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9178	special flavorless warm gravy	3	decent	Effect: "Category", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2016-11"
9179	moldy snack-sized bread roll	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-11"
9180	normal small leftovers	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9181	flavorless spinning leftovers sandwich	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-11"
9182	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	0		Skill: "Eldritch Intellect"
9183	jittery cornucopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9184	megacopia	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9185	blurry pilgrim hat	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9186	packet of thanksgarden seeds	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9187	cashew	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9188	bomb of unknown origin	0		Last Available: "2016-11"
9189	blurry teal Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-11"
9190	teal eldritch effluvium	0		
9191	dry enhanced eldritch concentrate	0		Effect: "Abominably Slippery", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2016-11"
9192	watered-down drinkable squat eldritch extract	2	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9193	padded personal trainer's Official Council Aide Pin	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2016-11"
9194	drinkable shaking eldritch distillate	4	good	Last Available: "2016-11"
9195	dehydrated jittery maroon eldritch essence	1		Last Available: "2016-11"
9196	scorching Science Notebook	0		Hot Damage: +25
9197	chaotic Socratic eldritch hat of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9198	reassuring Fonzie's eldritch pants of the storm	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2016-11"
9199	watered-down artisanal special eldritch elixir	2	EPIC	Effect: "Spiky Hair", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-11"
9200	greedy Newton's Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2016-11", Rollover Effect Duration: 1
9201	squat lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	0		
9202	Adventurer's Kit	0		
9203	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2016-12"
9204	counterfeit city	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9205	purple jittery sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9206	olive The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	0		Skill: "Licorice Rope", Last Available: "2016-12"
9207	ball and chain of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Sprinkle Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9208	ghostly candy dog collar	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9209	sage gingerbread tophat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9210	prompt gingerbread waistcoat	0		Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9211	red brainy gingerbread trousers	0		Mysticality: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9212	maroon arcane researcher's brainy candy dress shoes of the cougar	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +20, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9213	veiny razor-sharp candy necktie of the detective	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9214	skewed wobbly lard-coated Tesla veiny chocolate pocketwatch	0		Maximum HP: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9215	blurry broken chocolate pocketwatch	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9216	interesting clod of dirt	0		
9217	gingerbread restraining order	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9218	sprinkle-begging cup	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9219	thick adequate animal part cracker	5	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9220	perfectly mixed gingerbread wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2016-12"
9221	moldy gingerbread mug	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9222	shaking smelly gingerbread mask	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9223	healthy weightlifter's gingerservo of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9224	electrified magnetized shaking tainted icing	0		Effect: "Morninja", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2016-12"
9225	huge blurry skewed prompt gingerbeard	0		Adventures: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9226	gingerbread smartphone	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9227	jittery smelly gingerbread hoodie of the sweet-tooth	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Sprinkle Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12"
9228	Sherlock's gingerbread pistol of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9229	cool marzipan briefcase of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +5, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9230	groovy creme brulee torch	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9231	thinker's candy crowbar	0		Mysticality: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9232	blinking executive candy screwdriver of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9233	wobbly gingerbread dog treat	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9234	pulsating nasty pumpkin spice candle	0		Stench Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9235	vacuum-sealed galvanized gingerbread spice latte	0		Effect: "Riboflavin'", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2016-12"
9236	Oprah's gingerbread gavel of horror	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9237	gingerbread cigarette	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9238	gingerbread moneybag	0		Sprinkle Drop: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9239	enchanted acceptable ginger beer	3	good	Effect: "Heart of Yellow", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9240	gray spare chocolate parts	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9241	super-denatured shaking shaking wobbly industrial frosting	0		Effect: "Stopping to Smell the Flowers", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-12"
9242	cold-filtered galvanized chilled tumbling fake cocktail	0		Effect: "Neuroplastici Tea", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2016-12"
9243	delicious gray high-end ginger wine	4	awesome	Last Available: "2016-12"
9244	blurry knitted plastic bad vibe	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9245	quilted plastic angry vikings	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2016-12"
9246	tumbling upside-down Jeselnik's plastic Knows About Chakras	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9247	banded plastic Your Brain	0		Damage Absorption: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9248	gray smelly plastic Krampus	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9249	super-modified Inner Wisdom	0		Effect: "Colorful Gratitude", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2016-12"
9250	polymerized pressed Inner Strength	0		Effect: "Prideful Strut", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
9251	polymerized Inner Truth	0		Effect: "Funky Coal Patina", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9252	decent spiritual candy cane	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9253	bad spiritual eggnog	4	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9254	normal olive huge spiritual fruitcake	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9255	flavorless diet spiritual gingerbread	1	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9256	skewed chocolate puppy	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9257	skewed chocolate leash	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9258	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	0		Skill: "Gingerbread Mob Hit", Last Available: "2016-12"
9259	Pop Art: a Guide	0		Skill: "Fifteen Minutes of Flame", Last Available: "2016-12"
9260	No Hats as Art	0		Skill: "Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau", Last Available: "2016-12"
9261	huge Rethinking Candy	0		Skill: "Sweet Synthesis", Last Available: "2016-12"
9262	fruit-leather negatives	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9263	gingerbread blackmail photos	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9264	briefcase full of sprinkles	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9265	teethpick	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9266	dry green rock candy	0		Effect: "Helvella Health", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2016-12"
9267	moldy small blue green-iced sweet roll	2	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9268	tumbling sugar raygun	0		Sprinkle Drop: +50, Last Available: "2016-12"
9269	mirror chocolate sculpture	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9270	no hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2016-12"
9271	chakra sludge	0		
9272	negative lump	0		
9273	red narrow scorching deadly Third Eye	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2016-12"
9274	Samson's groovy Krampus Horn	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience (Muscle): +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2016-12"
9275	decent hambrosier	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9276	acceptable chakra-mental wine	3	good	Last Available: "2016-12"
9277	super-vacuum-sealed alkaline chakra malt	0		Effect: "Sweet and Red", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2016-12"
9278	rotten Black Angus blackburger	4	crappy	Last Available: "2016-12"
9279	lousy brandy	3	decent	Last Available: "2016-12"
9280	improved enhanced tumbling potion of spiritual gunkifying	0		Effect: "Angry Bone", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2016-12"
9281	bad vibroknife of mayonnaise of courage	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2016-12"
9282	tumbling perfumed crystal belt buckle of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9283	yellow sinister saffron antaravasaka of the sweet-tooth	0		Spell Damage: +10, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2016-12"
9284	spinning flame-wreathed supercool saffron uttarasanga	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2016-12"
9285	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	0		Skill: "Stack Lumps", Last Available: "2016-12"
9286	blurry eternal knot tattoo	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9287	pet bad vibe	0		Last Available: "2016-12"
9288	gallstone	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2016-12"
9289	inspector's lard-coated Sinatra's Uncle Crimbo's hat	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2016-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9290	massive decent twirling Eldritch snap	6	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9291	denatured olive hot jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9292	denatured wobbly jelly	1		Effect: "Inscrutable exoskeleton", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-01"
9293	dried maroon blinking jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9294	compressed spinning spinning sleaze jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9295	vaporized upside-down ghostly stench jelly	1		Last Available: "2017-01"
9296	space planula	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9297	yummy toast with hot jelly	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9298	moldy huge toast with jelly	7	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9299	moldy toast with jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9300	big adequate toast with sleaze jelly	5	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9301	stale toast with stench jelly	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-01"
9302	pulsating space jellybicycle	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9303	twirling hopeful candle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-01"
9304	pewter candlestick	0		Familiar Weight: +10
9305	avaricious wax hand of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-01"
9306	up-at-dawn shellacked candle	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-01"
9307	adequate wax pancake	3	good	Last Available: "2017-01"
9308	red medical-grade thinker's wax face	0		Mysticality: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-01"
9309	delicious wax booze	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-01"
9310	glob of melted wax	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9311	modified maroon sea jelly	1		Effect: "Ticking Clock", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-01"
9312	rotten half-sized sea truffle	2	crappy	Last Available: "2017-01"
9313	wobbly tarnished luggage key	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9314	upside-down crushed steamer trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-01"
9315	cool recovered cufflinks	0		Moxie: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-01"
9316	heart-shaped crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-02"
9317	extra-pressed concentrated LOV Elixir #3	0		Effect: "Thunderspell", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2017-02"
9318	Vulcanized irradiated teal LOV Elixir #6	0		Effect: "Mer-kinny Flavor", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2017-02"
9319	nitrogenated LOV Elixir #9	0		Effect: "Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2017-02"
9320	vibrating LOV Eardigan of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9321	greasy slick brainy LOV Epaulettes	0		Mysticality: +5, Moxie: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9322	cyan executive miser's knitted LOV Earrings	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: 50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-02"
9323	LOV Enamorang	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9324	gray ghostly LOV Emotionizer	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9325	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9326	vaporized ghostly fuchsia LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-02"
9327	purple LOV Elephant of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2017-02"
9328	mirror eldritch scanner of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Last Available: "2017-02"
9329	extra-liquefied eldritch alignment spray	0		Effect: "Mana Tea", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-02"
9330	lime green LOV Entrance Pass	0		Last Available: "2017-02"
9331	gray executive energetic hardened eldritch hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2017-01"
9332	snack-sized yummy bouncing eldritch mushroom	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9333	eldritch ichor	0		
9334	stale huge eldritch mushroom pizza	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9335	eldritch tincture	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9336	eldritch tincture (depleted)	0		Skill: "Evoke Eldritch Horror", Last Available: "2017-02"
9337	adjusted eldritch rub	0		Effect: "Optimist Primal", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2017-02"
9338	HP-35 Calculator	0		
9339	Silver HP-35 Calculator	0		
9340	Golden HP-35 Calculator	0		
9341	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	0		
9342	cyan Diamond HP-35 Calculator	0		
9343	bottlecap	0		
9344	pulsating discarded button	0		
9345	Gummi-Memory	0		
9346	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	0		
9347	pulsating pickled grasshopper	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9348	bottle of an&iacute;s	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9349	bottle of novelty hot sauce	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9350	spinning elemental sugarcube	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9351	upside-down peppermint sprig	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9352	bottle of clam juice	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9353	cocktail mushroom	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9354	shot of granola liqueur	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9355	can of cherry-flavored sterno	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9356	lump of ichor	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9357	upside-down bottle of gregnadigne	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9358	bottle of Cr&egrave;me de Fugu	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9359	baby oil shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9360	jittery fish head	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9361	limepatch	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9362	pile of dirt	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9363	slime shooter	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9364	imaginary lemon	0		Last Available: "2017-03"
9365	practically non-alcoholic lousy literal grasshopper	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9366	perfectly mixed pulsating double entendre	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9367	hand-crafted Phlegethon	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9368	fancy artisanal Siberian sunrise	3	EPIC	Effect: "Smugness", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9369	lousy wobbly mentholated wine	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9370	artisanal low tide martini	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9371	bad twirling shroomtini	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9372	delicious skewed morning dew	4	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9373	bad practically non-alcoholic wobbly green whiskey squeeze	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9374	hand-crafted great fashioned	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9375	watered-down smooth Gnomish sagngria	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9376	lousy high-proof vodka stinger	9	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9377	hand-crafted extremely slippery nipple	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9378	tolerable piscatini	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9379	hand-crafted fancy gray Churchill	4	EPIC	Effect: "Heart Aflame", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2017-03"
9380	bad fancy weak soilzerac	2	decent	Effect: "Dreadful Chill", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9381	mediocre mirror London frog	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9382	watered-down perfectly mixed huge nothingtini	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9383	artisanal weak blurry eighth plague	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9384	enchanted acceptable single entendre	3	good	Effect: "Pwnd", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2017-03"
9385	smooth reverse Tantalus	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9386	delicious fortified elemental caipiroska	5	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9387	watered-down hand-crafted Feliz Navidad	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9388	tolerable Bloody Nora	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9389	mediocre enchanted moreltini	4	decent	Effect: "Berry Thorny", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2017-03"
9390	watered-down delicious hell in a bucket	2	awesome	Last Available: "2017-03"
9391	lousy weak Newark	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9392	artisanal R'lyeh	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9393	perfectly mixed Gnollish sangria	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9394	strong drinkable vodka barracuda	5	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9395	fancy drinkable Mysterious Island iced tea	4	good	Effect: "Bananas!", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2017-03"
9396	lousy watered-down blinking drive-by shooting	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-03"
9397	drinkable gunner's daughter	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9398	triple-distilled artisanal dirt julep	9	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9399	irresponsibly strong artisanal Simepore slime	6	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-03"
9400	tolerable shaking Phil Collins	3	good	Last Available: "2017-03"
9401	unpowered Robortender	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-03"
9402	toggle switch (Bartend)	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9403	mirror toggle switch (Bounce)	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Equips On: "Robortender"
9404	wobbly Spacegate access badge	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-04"
9405	filter helmet	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9406	purple exo-servo leg braces	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9407	rad cloak	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9408	teal gate transceiver	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9409	high-friction boots	0		Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9410	Spacegate Research	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9411	alien rock sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9412	teal alien gemstone	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9413	blue geological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9414	botanical sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9415	toothsome huge edible alien plant bit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-04"
9416	alien plant fibers	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9417	shaking alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9418	complex alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9419	blurry fascinating alien plant sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9420	mixed yellow alien plant goo	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9421	alien plant pod	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9422	pulsating zoological sample kit	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-04"
9423	flavorless alien meat	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9424	alien toenails	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9425	lime green blurry alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9426	bouncing complex alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9427	fascinating alien zoological sample	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9428	twisted green jittery alien animal goo	1		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-04"
9429	alien animal milk	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9430	blurry spant egg casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9431	murderbot data core	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9432	tarnished alien medicine	0		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2017-04"
9433	rotten green alien salad	4	crappy	Last Available: "2017-04"
9434	artisanal alien booze	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9435	avaricious Da Vinci's smooth alien mask	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2017-04"
9436	jittery gravedigger's frightening cool alien spear	0		Moxie: +5, Spooky Damage: 15, Last Available: "2017-04"
9437	blurry wobbly lard-coated frosty smartaleck's alien blowgun	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-04"
9438	frightening deadly alien loincloth of chilblains	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9439	double-paned sizzling personal trainer's alien totem	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Hot Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9440	lard-coated Van der Graaf fortified alien necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9441	narrow spant chitin	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9442	skewed spant tendon	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9443	mirror red fireproof spants of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9444	spant shield of the overflowing toilet of the early riser	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-04"
9445	narrow purple flame-retardant thinker's spant shoulderpads	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9446	narrow electrified spant backplate of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9447	perfumed rosy-cheeked spant spear	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-04"
9448	murderbot power cell	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9449	murderbot component casing	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9450	murderbot monofilament	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9451	aerosolized maroon murderbot shield unit	0		Effect: "Barbecue Saucy", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2017-04"
9452	murderbot live wire	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9453	Van der Graaf shellacked Newton's murderbot mask	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Reduction: 7, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Avatar: "Murderbot", Last Available: "2017-04"
9454	oxidized concentrated murderbot spring injector	0		Effect: "Ghostly Shell", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2017-04"
9455	narrow prompt miser's murderbot whip	0		Meat Drop: +10, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2017-04"
9456	rosewater-soaked beefcake's murderbot plasma rifle	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "EXTERMINATE SPANT", Last Available: "2017-04"
9457	murderbot memory chip	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9458	squat space pirate treasure map	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9459	twirling Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	0		Skill: "Quantum Movement", Last Available: "2017-04"
9460	spinning Non-Euclidean Finance	0		Skill: "5-D Earning Potential", Last Available: "2017-04"
9461	fuchsia twirling Peek-a-Boo!	0		Skill: "Object Quasi-Permanence", Last Available: "2017-04"
9462	skewed Procrastinator locker key	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9463	squat Space Baby children's book	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9464	blue Space Baby bawbaw	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9465	shaking Spacegate	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9466	flavorless bite-sized maroon Aldebaran sardines	1	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9467	weak perfectly mixed pulsating Centauri fish wine	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-04"
9468	dried fuchsia blinking oxygen	1		Last Available: "2017-04"
9469	stanky sizzling Spacegate scientist's insignia	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9470	mansplainer's Herculean Spacegate military insignia	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04", Rollover Effect Duration: 30
9471	lime green family-friendly Da Vinci's Spacegate diplomat's insignia of Gandalf	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-04"
9472	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	0		Skill: "Disintegrate", Last Available: "2017-04"
9473	mirror Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	0		Last Available: "2017-04"
9474	bland blurry alien sandwich	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-04"
9475	maroon glitched malware	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
9476	aerosolized pickled huge Spant eggs	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 32
9477	Spacegate (open)	0		Lasts Until Rollover
9478	New-You Club Membership Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-05"
9479	diffused bouncing Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	0		Effect: "Cranberry Cordiality", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2017-05"
9480	deionized Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	0		Effect: "Influence of Sphere", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2017-05"
9481	enhanced yellow Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	0		Effect: "Tightly-Wound Spine", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2017-05"
9482	double-improved ionized Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	0		Effect: "Healthy Green Glow", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2017-05"
9483	adjusted deionized wobbly Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	0		Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2017-05"
9484	extra-diffused enhanced upside-down Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	0		Effect: "Red-Shirted Escort", Effect Duration: 28, Last Available: "2017-05"
9485	Vulcanized non-deionized tumbling Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	0		Effect: "Superheroic", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2017-05"
9486	moldy Affirmation Cookie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-05"
9487	License To Kill	0		
9488	Thwaitgold bug statuette	0		
9489	purple Victor's Spoils	0		
9490	liquefied pulsating Threatening Missive	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 41
9491	Targeted Plague Vector	0		
9492	suspicious package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9493	friendly resourceful cool Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "KGB tranquilizer dart", Last Available: "2017-06"
9494	practically non-alcoholic tolerable basic martini	1	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9495	weak mediocre improved martini	2	decent	Last Available: "2017-06"
9496	acceptable splendid martini	4	good	Last Available: "2017-06"
9497	olive exploding cigar	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9498	olive can of Minions-Be-Gone	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9499	bouncing tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2017-06"
9500	gun	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9501	gum	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-06"
9502	spinning lightning-fast medical-grade stiffened plastic gundam	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2017-06"
9503	License to Chill	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9504	blinking Celsius 233	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9505	Celsius 233 (singed)	0		Skill: "Eternal Flame", Last Available: "2017-06"
9506	wobbly Lazenby's Life Lesson	0		Free Pull
9507	ghostly LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-07"
9508	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	0		Last Available: "2017-07"
9509	ghostly L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	0		
9510	Dust bunny	0		
9511	olive Pocket Meteor Guide	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9512	upside-down Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9513	Meteorite-Ade	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9514	tasty meteoreo	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-08"
9515	artisanal weak meadeorite	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-08"
9516	squat meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9517	wholesome steel-toed meteortarboard of the sewer	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-08"
9518	perfumed friendly forbidden meteorite guard	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-08"
9519	blinking knitted sage meteorb	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2017-08"
9520	supercool asteroid belt of the bloodbag	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9521	Herculean meteorthopedic shoes of Gandalf of the detective	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9522	energetic medical-grade shooting morning star of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +20, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-08"
9523	meteoroid	0		Last Available: "2017-08"
9524	meteor shower cap	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9525	huge Thwaitgold time fly statuette	0		
9526	perfectly fair coin	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9527	Horsery contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-08"
9528	corked genie bottle	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-09"
9529	genie bottle	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9530	wobbly Sinatra's blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail of the brute of dire peril	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Moxie): +5, Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2023-09"
9531	gray pony: Dusk Shiny	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9532	pony: Shutterfly	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9533	pulsating pony: Pearjack	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9534	bouncing twirling pony: Uniquity	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9535	teal pony: Rosey Cake	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9536	shaking pony: Spectrum Dash	0		Last Available: "2017-09"
9537	pocket wish	0		Last Available: "2023-09"
9538	yellow dropped scrap of paper	0		
9539	hunk of granite	0		
9540	shovelful of dirt	0		
9541	jittery xo-skeleton-in-a-box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-10"
9542	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9543	blurry twirling X	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9544	O	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9545	drinkable DUFRESNE Suds	4	good	Last Available: "2017-09"
9546	clever arcane researcher's mafia pinky ring	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +20, Single Equip
9547	watered-down lousy spinning green blinking flask of port	2	decent	
9548	up-at-dawn stiffened contract enforcement stick	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Adventures: +5
9549	flavorless Hide-rox&trade; cookie	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-10"
9550	artisanal jug of booze	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2017-10"
9551	moist teal pair of candy glasses	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-10"
9552	pressed temporary X tattoos	0		Effect: "Extra Terrestrial", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2017-10"
9553	vaporized glyph of athleticism	1		Last Available: "2017-10"
9554	pair of scissors	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9555	frozen modified blurry new habit	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2017-10"
9556	bridge truss	0		Last Available: "2017-10"
9557	friendly hardened pearl necklace of Calamity Jane	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-10"
9558	amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9559	narrow X	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9560	O	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9561	squat amorphous blob	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9562	greedy gravedigger's hardy slick protection stick	0		Moxie: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +20
9563	magnetized nitrogenated ghostly roll of meat	0		Effect: "Danish Cunning", Effect Duration: 23
9564	narrow quilted beefy mafia thumb ring	0		Muscle: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
9565	quadruple-corrupted moist cocoa chondrule	0		Effect: "Greasy Visage", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-09"
9566	pulsating blinking rosewater-soaked mafia middle finger ring of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Stench Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show them your ring"
9567	auspicious knitted vibrating steel drivin' hammer of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +10
9568	piece of steel	0		
9569	gravedigger's experienced mafia pointer finger ring	0		Experience: +2, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Drops Meat
9570	vibrating worksite credentials	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip
9571	toasty coward's vibrating shellacked negotiatin' hammer	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -20, Hot Damage: +5
9572	pantogram	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-11"
9573	pantogram	0		Last Available: "2017-11"
9574	pantogram pants	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2017-11"
9575	bouncing blinking Jeselnik's mafia wedding ring of the boozehound	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Single Equip
9576	mafia organizer badge of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip
9577	tumbling mafia filofax	0		
9578	blue transparent nog	1	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9579	stale unfinished fruitcake	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9580	diffused energized spinning and cracker	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2017-12"
9581	watered-down drinkable blue neg grog	2	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9582	normal half double fruitcake	4	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9583	stale upside-down hushed puppy	3	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9584	adequate huge muffled muffuletta	7	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9585	jumbo spoiled skewed shushed potatoes	5	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9586	huge plastic mime functionary of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2017-12"
9587	plastic mime scientist of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2017-12"
9588	plastic mime soldier of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9589	scorching plastic mime executive	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9590	olive shaking plastic The Silent Nightmare of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2017-12"
9591	locked mumming trunk	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2017-12"
9592	shaking mumming trunk	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9593	temperance whiskey	1	good	Last Available: "2017-11"
9594	pressed deionized wishbone	0		Effect: "Heart of Orange", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2017-11"
9595	aged skewed Racisto Ruidoso	3	awesome	Last Available: "2017-11"
9596	earthenware muffin tin	0		
9597	adequate bran muffin	4	good	
9598	small flavorless blueberry muffin	2	decent	
9599	wobbly silent A	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9600	silent B	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9601	silent C	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9602	silent D	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9603	silent E	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9604	silent F	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9605	silent G	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9606	fuchsia silent H	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9607	jittery silent I	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9608	blurry silent J	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9609	silent K	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9610	silent L	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9611	olive silent M	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9612	silent N	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9613	silent O	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9614	silent P	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9615	silent Q	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9616	mirror silent R	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9617	silent S	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9618	pulsating huge huge silent T	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9619	silent U	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9620	blurry silent V	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9621	silent W	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9622	silent X	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9623	silent Y	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9624	silent Z	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9625	crystalline cheer	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9626	skewed anti-earplugs	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9627	warehouse key	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9628	mime pocket probe	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9629	distilled mediocre stale cheer wine	5	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9630	rotten ghostly stale Cheer-E-Os	3	crappy	Last Available: "2017-12"
9631	cheer-o-gram	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9632	twirling flame-retardant hale cheerful antler hat	0		Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2017-12"
9633	squat foul-smelling cheerful Crimbo sweater of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9634	Jim Carey's healthy cheerful pajama pants	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9635	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9636	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Hunter", Last Available: "2017-12"
9637	wobbly The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9638	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Determination", Last Available: "2017-12"
9639	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9640	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Judgement", Last Available: "2017-12"
9641	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9642	shaking The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Treatment", Last Available: "2017-12"
9643	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9644	narrow The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Silent Knife", Last Available: "2017-12"
9645	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9646	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Quiet Desperation", Last Available: "2017-12"
9647	jittery mime eraser	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9648	mediocre executive mime flask	4	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9649	adequate fancy pulsating nega-mushroom	4	good	Effect: "Mo' Hobo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2017-12"
9650	mediocre high-proof nega-mushroom wine	10	decent	Last Available: "2017-12"
9651	frozen shaking Cheer-Up soda	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2017-12"
9652	stale fancy mime army rations	3	decent	Effect: "Magically Fingered", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2017-12"
9653	tolerable wobbly mime army wine	3	good	Last Available: "2017-12"
9654	twisted mime army superserum	1		Last Available: "2017-12"
9655	enhanced mime army camouflage kit	0		Effect: "Educated (Sorta)", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2017-12"
9656	sharpshooter's electrified miming beret	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2017-12"
9657	beefcake's miming shirt of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2017-12"
9658	gravedigger's savvy miming corduroys	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2017-12"
9659	lime green ruddy occult miming boots	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9660	greedy coward's miming gloves	0		Monster Level: -20, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9661	God Lobster Egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-05"
9662	donated booze	0		
9663	huge donated food	0		
9664	donated candy	0		
9665	ionized colloidal digital honeypot	0		Effect: "No Vertigo", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2025-12"
9666	mime-proof sunglasses	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9667	personal trainer's mime army insignia (infantry)	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Muscle (all)"
9668	supercharged mime army insignia (intelligence)	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Mysticality (all)"
9669	mime army insignia (espionage) of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12", Stat Tuning: "Moxie (all)"
9670	yellow mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9671	teal mime army insignia (cryonics)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9672	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9673	mime army insignia (sanitation)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9674	skewed mime army insignia (morale)	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9675	rosy-cheeked mime army infiltration glove of the early riser	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Adventures: +7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2017-12"
9676	mime army shotglass	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9677	gray mirror mime army challenge coin	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9678	tumbling cheer extractor	0		Last Available: "2017-12"
9679	kerosene-soaked skip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
9680	fireproof skip lid	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9681	moldy red extra-toasted half sandwich	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
9682	artisanal practically non-alcoholic mulled hobo wine	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
9683	burning newspaper	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9684	frosty stiffened grievous burning paper hat	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9685	flame-retardant Temple Grandin's brawny burning cape	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9686	wobbly fireproof padded burning paper slippers of temperance	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9687	Van der Graaf burning paper jorts of horror of the detective	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Item Drop: +20, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9688	prompt baleful dance instructor's burning paper crane	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-12"
9689	yellow January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-01"
9690	January's Garbage Tote	0		Last Available: "2018-01"
9691	skewed deceased crimbo tree	0		Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9692	knitted Oprah's broken champagne bottle	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +3, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9693	Lo Pan's tinsel tights of the cheetah	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9694	pulsating Tesla crafty occult wad of used tape	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP: +10, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9695	tumbling ribald Jim Carey's electrified shellacked silent nightlight	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Rollover Effect Duration: 50
9696	ionized colloidal sweetened reindeer fat	0		Effect: "Full Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 28
9697	corrupted electrified concentrated Good 'n' Quiet	0		Effect: "Here's Mud in Your Eye", Effect Duration: 64
9698	electrified magnetized pulsating hot button candy	0		Effect: "Deadly Lampblade", Effect Duration: 32
9699	Temple Grandin's makeshift garbage shirt of terror	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Breakable, Last Available: "2018-01", Lasts Until Rollover
9700	novelty monorail ticket of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +5, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
9701	boiled pills	1		
9702	altered spinning upside-down furry pill	1		
9703	modified shaking lime green beefy pill	1		Effect: "Enraged", Effect Duration: 25
9704	dried excitement pill	1		
9705	dehydrated tumbling vitamin G pill	1		Effect: "Crying, Dying", Effect Duration: 20
9706	denatured lucky-ish pill	1		
9707	distilled green ghostly dieting pill	1		
9712	Clan Carnival Game	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-02"
9713	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	0		Skill: "Get Big", Last Available: "2018-02"
9714	upside-down Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	0		Skill: "Gallapagosian Mating Call", Last Available: "2018-02"
9715	Convincing People You Can See The Future	0		Skill: "Inscrutable Gaze", Last Available: "2018-02"
9716	shaking skewed Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	0		Skill: "Love Mixology", Last Available: "2018-02"
9717	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	0		Skill: "Acquire Rhinestones", Last Available: "2018-02"
9718	Silly Little Love Song	0		Skill: "Paul's Passionate Pop Song", Last Available: "2018-02"
9719	greedy strapping genie's turbane	0		Muscle: +5, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2018-02"
9720	fuchsia stiffened forbidden genie's scimitar	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 1, Last Available: "2018-02"
9721	brainy genie's pants of the brute	0		Mysticality: +5, Muscle Percent: +30, Last Available: "2018-02"
9722	pulsating prompt rock-hard genie's bracers	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9723	veiny Herculean psychic's circlet	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2018-02"
9724	executive greasy psychic's crystal ball	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2018-02"
9725	shaking rosewater-soaked frosty psychic's pslacks	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9726	knitted healthy psychic's amulet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-02"
9727	snack-sized bland red heart-shaped candy whetstone	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-02"
9728	fancy rotten huge Swedish massage fish	4	crappy	Effect: "Concentration", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-02"
9729	drinkable Third Base	4	good	Last Available: "2018-02"
9730	weak perfectly mixed mirror Bustle Hustler	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-02"
9731	quadruple-energized shaking Fabiotion	0		Effect: "Fizzier Than Light", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2018-02"
9732	galvanized quadruple-deionized Bettie page	0		Effect: "Mushroom Might", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2018-02"
9733	pickled tonic o' Banderas	0		Effect: "Incensed", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2018-02"
9734	quantum liquefied tumbling heather graham cracker	0		Effect: "Magically Delicious", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2018-02"
9735	Lolsipop	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9736	heart cozy	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9737	eaves droppers	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9738	personal graffiti kit	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9739	Mysterious Red Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9740	bouncing Mysterious Green Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9741	Mysterious Blue Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9742	jittery Mysterious Black Box	0		Last Available: "2018-02"
9743	pickled boiled rainbow jellybean	0		Effect: "You Know What's Up", Effect Duration: 49
9744	magnetized mystery lollipop	0		Effect: "Oriental Mysticism", Effect Duration: 18
9745	Love Potion #0	0		Effect: "Tainted Love Potion", Effect Duration: 20
9746	frozen blue rhinestone	0		Effect: "Psalm of Pointiness", Effect Duration: 48
9747	1,960 pok&eacute;dollar bill	0		
9748	metandienone	0		
9749	riboflavin	0		
9750	bronze	0		
9751	piracetam	0		
9752	ultracalcium	0		
9753	wobbly cyan ginseng	0		
9754	skewed Team Avarice cap of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
9755	boxer's Team Sloth cap	0		Muscle Percent: +10
9756	teal energetic Team Wrath cap	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20
9757	lion tamer's Mu cap	0		Experience (familiar): +2
9758	narrow Thwaitgold metabug statuette	0		
9759	Pok&eacute;fam Guide to Capturing All of Them	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-03"
9760	packet of tall grass seeds	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9761	pulsating Pok&eacute;-Gro fertilizer	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9762	Globmule	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9763	Bluzzard	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9764	pulsating huge Faux	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9765	twirling Sledgehamster	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9766	blinking skewed Pimpsqueak	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9767	Pillowbug	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9768	Dressage	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9769	Sequestrian	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9770	twirling Carpricorn	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9771	squat Turpin	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9772	blurry Morphan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9773	Cycloney	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9774	narrow Peaclock	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9775	Turtive	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9776	Lepardner	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9777	cyan Aiolion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9778	Waifuton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9779	Gorillape	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9780	Wendtigo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9781	tumbling Snoutlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9782	gray Ruffalo	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9783	Vaporpoise	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9784	purple Ghosprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9785	Straypler	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9786	Flan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9787	tumbling Mustardigrade	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9788	Ched	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9789	Gazelleton	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9790	Mechamelion	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9791	Bicycle	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9792	Vamprey	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9793	Wullabye	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9794	upside-down Nursine	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9795	Cantelope	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9796	wobbly olive Ungulant	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9797	Caramel	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9798	Oppossum	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9799	Amanitee	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9800	Smashmoth	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9801	wobbly Vulgure	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9802	Squib	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9803	Trafikoan	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9804	Slotter	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9805	Shudder	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9806	Glamare	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9807	Unspeakachu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9808	upside-down Stooper	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9809	Disgeist	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9810	Bowlet	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9811	Cornbeefadon	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9812	Mu	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9813	Glum berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9814	Egnaro berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9815	Sitrep berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9816	Nadsat berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9817	blue Jamocha berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9818	wobbly Tapioc berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9819	Snarf berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9820	Keese berry	0		Last Available: "2018-03"
9821	luck incense	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9822	jittery bouncing shell bell	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9823	fuchsia squat spinning muscle band	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9824	amulet coin	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9825	razor fang	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9826	red smoke ball	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-03"
9827	rocket	0		
9828	distilled twirling magnificent oyster egg	1		
9829	dried mirror brilliant oyster egg	1		Effect: "Prelude of Precision", Effect Duration: 50
9830	pickled glistening oyster egg	1		
9831	altered scintillating oyster egg	1		
9832	mixed ghostly teal pearlescent oyster egg	1		Effect: "Hopped Up on Goofballs", Effect Duration: 5
9833	dried spinning blue lustrous oyster egg	1		
9834	mixed gleaming oyster egg	1		Effect: "Dancing Prowess", Effect Duration: 50
9835	ghostly FantasyRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-04"
9836	FantasyRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9837	blinking censurious coward's stylish FantasyRealm G. E. M.	0		Moxie: +25, Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9838	Rubee&trade;	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9839	wobbly dog trainer's FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Last Available: "2018-04"
9840	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9841	nasty FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	0		Stench Damage: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9842	lump of bauxite	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
9843	Rosewater's &quot;Remember the Trees&quot; Shirt of courage of the detective	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +20
9844	FantasyRealm key	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9845	twirling skewed plump mushroom	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9846	teal twirling tainted marshmallow	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9847	Chewsick Copperbottom's notes	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9848	cyan LyleCo premium pickaxe	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9849	squat LyleCo premium rope	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9850	My First Art of War	0		Skill: "Army of Toddlers", Last Available: "2018-12"
9851	dragon aluminum ore	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9852	faerie dust	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9853	poisoned druidic s'more	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9854	druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9855	to-go brew	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9856	flask of holy water	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9857	extra-energized universal antivenin	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Effect: "Cotton Mouthed", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-04"
9858	LyleCo premium monocle	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9859	maroon LyleCo premium magnifying glass	0		Rubee Drop: 1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9860	mirror blurry FantasyRealm tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9861	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	0		Skill: "Expert Corner-Cutter", Last Available: "2018-04"
9862	adequate small fancy FantasyRealm turkey leg	2	good	Effect: "Hagg-ard", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-04"
9863	bad FantasyRealm mead	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9864	nasty haunch	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9865	Cheswick Copperbottom's compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9866	arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9867	hero's skull	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9868	grolblin rum	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9869	normal massive druidic s'more	10	good	Last Available: "2018-04"
9870	diluted squat sachet of powder	1		Last Available: "2018-04"
9871	artisanal spinning mourning wine	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9872	sanctified cola	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9873	map to the Towering Mountains	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9874	map to the Mystic Wood	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9875	map to the Putrid Swamp	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9876	map to the Cursed Village	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9877	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	0		Last Available: "2018-04"
9878	bland small denastified haunch	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-04"
9879	perfectly mixed bouncing bad rum and good cola	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-04"
9880	deionized Potion of Heroism	0		Effect: "Weird Flavor", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2018-04"
9881	auspicious wool chilly leggings of the Spider Queen	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2018-04"
9882	tumbling Jeselnik's horrifying Jack Frost's Master Thief's utility belt	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9883	blurry veiny dangerous Duke Vampire's regal cloak of extreme caution	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9884	Dragonscale breastplate of the pedagogue of Tarzan of bravery	0		Experience: +3, Experience (Muscle): +3, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9885	jittery clever padded belt of Ogrekind of Leguizamo	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9886	stanky experienced thinker's The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9887	coward's quilted slick nozzle of the Phoenix	0		Moxie: +10, Damage Absorption: +40, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2018-04"
9888	spinning stanky chaotic ruddy the Archwizard's briefs	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-04"
9889	shaking wicked arcane researcher's cool the Ley Incursion's waist	0		Moxie: +5, Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9890	double-paned vibrating shield of the Skeleton Lord of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: 50, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-04"
9891	electrified brainy ring of the Skeleton Lord of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum HP: +100, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9892	blinking smelly therapeutic scepter of the Skeleton Lord of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-04"
9893	teal mirror lightning-fast sizzling nippy deadfall branch of the sewer	0		Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Initiative: +40
9894	shaking Usain Bolt's scandalous nippy Annie Oakley's padded Staff of Kitchen Royalty	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +5, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-04"
9895	wobbly shaking charged druidic orb	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9896	green dragon slaying sword	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9897	narrow notarized arrest warrant	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-04"
9898	perfectly mixed two meat muck	4	EPIC	
9899	bite-sized flavorless green chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1	decent	
9900	small delicious chocolate &quot;Phoenix&quot;	2	awesome	
9901	enchanted decent snack-sized chocolate Spider Queen	2	good	Effect: "Booing Radly", Effect Duration: 50
9902	mediocre hipster cocktail	4	decent	
9903	God Lobster's Scepter	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "small fairy/lep", Last Available: "2018-05"
9904	God Lobster's Ring	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "sombrero", Last Available: "2018-05"
9905	wobbly God Lobster's Rod	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "whelp", Last Available: "2018-05"
9906	pulsating God Lobster's Robe	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "block", Last Available: "2018-05"
9907	red tumbling God Lobster's Crown	0		Equips On: "God Lobster", Familiar Effect: "fairy", Last Available: "2018-05"
9908	skewed Dish of Clarified Butter	0		Last Available: "2018-05"
9909	wobbly G	0		
9910	Garland of Greatness	0		
9911	gattoo	0		
9912	A-Boo glue	0		
9913	huge glued A-Boo clue	0		
9914	crude oil congealer	0		
9915	rotten low-calorie wobbly good guava	1	crappy	
9916	extra-dry hand-crafted gin and ginger	5	EPIC	
9917	wobbly Thwaitgold chigger statuette	0		
9918	dehydrated mirror pulsating gaseous gravy	1		
9919	pulsating SongBoom&trade; BoomBox	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9920	bouncing SongBoom&trade; BoomBox Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-06"
9921	A Guide to Safari	0		Skill: "Experience Safari"
9922	enhanced quadruple-colloidal Vulcanized purple narrow Shielding Potion	0		Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2018-06"
9923	Vulcanized aerosolized Punching Potion	0		Effect: "Mathematically Precise", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2018-06"
9924	bouncing Special Seasoning	0		Last Available: "2018-06"
9925	denatured shaking Nightmare Fuel	1		Last Available: "2018-06"
9926	Gathered Meat-Clip	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
9927	huge Bastille Battalion control rig crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9928	huge Bastille Battalion control rig	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9929	bouncing padded sinister Fonzie's savvy Brutal brogues	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Damage Absorption: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9930	perfumed frosty vibrating Draftsman's driving gloves of temperance	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9931	Temple Grandin's occult Nouveau nosering of the storm of doom	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-07"
9932	denatured dry wobbly teal sharkfin gumbo	0		Effect: "Venomous Weapon", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2018-07"
9933	flattened squat boiling broth	0		Effect: "Pockets of Fire", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2018-07"
9934	flattened ionized galvanized interrogative elixir	0		Effect: "Celestial Sheen", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2018-07"
9935	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9936	tumbling Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9937	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9938	squat Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9939	tumbling kitten burglar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-07"
9940	burglar/sleep mask	0		Last Available: "2018-07"
9941	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	0		
9942	jittery red Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-09"
9943	Neverending Party guest pass	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9944	reassuring nasty nippy PARTY HARD T-shirt	0		Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2018-09"
9945	blinking Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9946	tumbling deluxe Neverending Party favor	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9947	gray blinking gas can	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9948	special lousy Middle of the Road&trade; brand whiskey	3	decent	Effect: "Voracious Gorging", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9949	neverending wallet chain	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9950	mirror Jeselnik's pentagram bandana of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-09"
9951	shaking vibrating skull ring	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9952	electronics kit	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9953	normal PB&J with the crusts cut off	3	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9954	jittery healthy experienced dorky glasses	0		Experience: +2, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9955	maroon smelly wholesome ponytail clip	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9956	gray quilted paint palette	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paint Job", Last Available: "2018-09"
9957	unremarkable duffel bag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9958	powdered mirror jittery huge Purple Beast energy drink	1		Effect: "Wintergreen Warmongery", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-09"
9959	pulsating cosmetic football of bravery	0		Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9960	twirling sizzling Rosewater's shoe ad T-shirt	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9961	pump-up high-tops of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9962	dry Vulcanized runproof mascara	0		Effect: "Ginger Snapped", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2018-09"
9963	very small dress	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9964	supercool noticeable pumps of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-09"
9965	surprisingly capacious handbag	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9966	watered-down perfectly mixed squat bouncing everfull glass	2	???	Last Available: "2018-09"
9967	spinning van key	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9968	jam band bootleg	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9969	twirling gray clever Herculean denim jacket	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9970	nippy studded ratty knitted cap	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9972	electrified Sinatra's intimidating chainsaw	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-09"
9973	smooth watered-down party beer bomb	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-09"
9974	spoiled ghostly sweet party mix	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-09"
9975	distilled wobbly shaking party balloon	1		Effect: "Brain Freeze", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-09"
9976	skewed narrow blurry lime green careful Herculean party pants	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2018-09"
9977	dance instructor's beefy party whip of Gandalf	0		Muscle: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-09"
9978	Party Planning on a Budget	0		Skill: "Budget Conscious", Last Available: "2018-09"
9979	tolerable teal TRIO cup of beer	4	good	Last Available: "2018-09"
9980	flavorless snack-sized blue party platter for one	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-09"
9981	pickled squat Party-in-a-Can&trade;	1		Last Available: "2018-09"
9982	party pup	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9983	aromatic party crasher	0		Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Party Crash", Last Available: "2018-09"
9984	ghostly Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	0		Last Available: "2018-09", Skill: "Drinking to Drink"
9985	ghostly skewed Party Tattoo&trade; gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2018-09"
9986	narrow party mouse hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
9987	latte lovers member's mug	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Latte on Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Offer Latte to Opponent", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Gulp Latte", Last Available: "2018-10"
9988	maroon latte lovers club card	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-10"
9989	voter registration form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-11"
9990	bouncing knitted &quot;I Voted!&quot; sticker	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2018-11"
9991	absentee voter ballot	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9992	snake skin	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9993	blurry energetic Socratic snakeskin thighboots	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Last Available: "2018-11"
9994	censurious snakeskin cowboy hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
9995	avaricious snakeskin jacket of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2018-11"
9996	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9997	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9998	slime glob	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
9999	Sherlock's fireproof friendly slime waders	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Hot Resistance: +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10001	tumbling pulsating resourceful Fonzie's weightlifter's slime fedora	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Moxie): +1, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2018-11"
10002	experienced slime knuckles of dire peril of the sewer	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage: +20, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10003	wobbly government requisition form	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10004	censurious friendly deadly government-issued slacks	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Familiar Weight: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2018-11"
10005	razor-sharp government-issued eyeshade of the empath of the blizzard	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2018-11"
10006	maroon curative sinister government-issued necktie of courage	0		Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-11"
10007	blurry Usain Bolt's beefcake's mutant arm of James Dean	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2018-11"
10008	inspector's Temple Grandin's hardened mutant legs	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +7, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10009	mansplainer's crafty Samson's mutant crown	0		Experience (Muscle): +5, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2018-11"
10010	stale ghostly ectoplasm	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10011	big normal red	5	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10012	drinkable bottle of vodka	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10013	moldy pizza	4	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10014	hand-crafted huge martini	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2018-11"
10015	bland huge cherry pie	8	decent	Last Available: "2018-11"
10016	fancy drinkable eggnog	3	good	Effect: "Work For Hours a Week", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2018-11"
10017	glob of undifferentiated tissue	0		Last Available: "2018-11"
10018	moldy half-sized gray Hell ramen	2	crappy	Last Available: "2018-11"
10019	acceptable fuchsia gimlet	3	good	Last Available: "2018-11"
10020	watered-down aged spinning twice-haunted screwdriver	2	awesome	Last Available: "2018-11"
10021	bland candy cane	3	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10022	weak bad gray runny fermented egg	2	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10023	adequate oldcake	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10024	adequate snack-sized traditional Crimbo cookie	2	good	Last Available: "2023-06"
10025	arcane researcher's plastic wild beaver	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10026	Fonzie's plastic reindeer	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10027	lion tamer's plastic Caf&eacute; Elf	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2018-12"
10028	squat Socratic plastic orphan	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2018-12"
10029	clever plastic Abuela Crimbo	0		Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10030	maroon ghostly yule pup	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10031	squat twirling Braindeer	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10032	mirror Crimbo dog sweater	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10033	foul-smelling rosy-cheeked pristine walrus tusk	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10034	ghostly twirling thick walrus blubber	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10035	therapeutic smooth Staff of Frozen Lard of Tarzan of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2018-12"
10036	spinning bomb	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10037	plastic bazooka	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10038	mooseflank	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10039	half-sized normal grilled mooseflank	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10040	moldy moosemeat pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2018-12"
10041	extremely unsafe balanced antler	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Last Available: "2018-12"
10042	inspector's dam	0		Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10043	mediocre beavermouth	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10044	practically non-alcoholic smooth beaver punch (papaya)	1	awesome	Last Available: "2018-12"
10045	practically non-alcoholic mediocre beaver punch (peach)	1	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10046	practically non-alcoholic perfectly mixed beaver punch (cherry)	1	super ultra mega EPIC	Last Available: "2018-12"
10047	clever Canadian lantern of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Maximum MP: +20, Last Available: "2018-12"
10048	shaking friendly muskox-skin cap	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2018-12"
10049	Boxing Day care package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2018-12"
10050	normal glass of raw eggs	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10051	distilled special perfectly mixed punch-drunk punch	5	EPIC	Effect: "Cold Blooded", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2018-12"
10052	distilled pulsating body spradium	1		Effect: "Chalky White Pallor", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10053	olive wobbly bauxite beret of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2018-12"
10054	bouncing nippy bauxite boxers	0		Cold Damage: +10, Last Available: "2018-12"
10055	bauxite bow-tie of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12"
10056	Boxing Day Pass	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10057	Kramco Industries packing carton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-01"
10058	flame-retardant supercharged steel-toed Da Vinci's cool Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade;	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-01"
10059	narrow squat sausage casing	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10060	flavorless sausage	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-01"
10061	double-paned chilly red-hot sausage fork	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-01"
10062	bag of sausage links	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10063	sausage golem	0		Last Available: "2019-01"
10064	jar of relish	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10065	Toyleporter	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10066	bad beer	4	decent	Last Available: "2018-12"
10067	normal yule gruel	3	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10068	practically non-alcoholic acceptable hot watered rum	1	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10069	watered-down acceptable bottle of Crimbognac	2	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10070	decent Crimboysters Rockefeller	4	good	Last Available: "2018-12"
10071	altered Crimbeau de toilette	1		Effect: "Berry Experiential", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2018-12"
10072	Crimbo candle	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10073	mirror Carol of the Bulls	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10074	blurry Carol of the Bulls (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Bulls", Last Available: "2018-12"
10075	Carol of the Hells	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10076	Carol of the Hells (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Hells", Last Available: "2018-12"
10077	bouncing Carol of the Thrills	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10078	mirror Carol of the Thrills (used)	0		Skill: "Carol of the Thrills", Last Available: "2018-12"
10079	knitted foul-smelling beefcake's Crimbolex watch	0		Muscle: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2018-12", Nonstackable Watch, Rollover Effect Duration: 100
10080	tumbling Crimbo tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2018-12"
10081	energetic Rosewater's beefy hand-knitted Crimbo socks	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +20
10082	aromatic chalk chlamys of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10083	inspector's rosy-cheeked chalk chain	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10084	scandalous horrifying chalk chalice	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10085	studded chalk chinos of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10086	stanky chalk chapeau of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10087	asbestos-lined chalk choker of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10088	dried blinking chalk chunks	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10089	triple-boiled double-Vulcanized candy chalk	0		Effect: "Human-Slime Hybrid", Effect Duration: 21
10090	resourceful forbidden marble maebari	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10091	ghostly bouncing miser's smartaleck's marble mantle	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10092	blue marble magnet of Leguizamo of horror	0		Monster Level: +20, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10093	gravedigger's marble mignonette bowl of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10094	wizardly beefy marble medallion	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10095	Newton's marble mariachi hat of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2019-12", Thorns: 1
10096	twisted mirror blurry marble molecules	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10097	unsweetened quadruple-liquefied Mallomarbles	0		Effect: "Berry Critical", Effect Duration: 48
10098	narrow ribald punching bag of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Sleaze Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10099	stanky pith helmet of Calamity Jane	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10100	Fonzie's poncho of the boozehound	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Booze Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10101	twirling avaricious careful pendant	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10102	wobbly prompt supercharged palazzos	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10103	smooth pseudoaccordion of James Dean	0		Moxie: +15, Experience (Moxie): +3, Song Duration: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Paraffin Prism", Last Available: "2020-12"
10104	vaporized pieces	1		Effect: "Happy Salamander", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2020-12"
10105	triple-colloidal mirror Para-Pop	0		Effect: "Pride of the Vampire", Effect Duration: 54
10106	skewed narrow medical-grade baleful terra cotta truss	0		Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10107	hardy terra cotta trousers of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10108	avaricious careful terra cotta tongs	0		Monster Level: -10, Meat Drop: +30, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10109	huge chilly wizardly terra cotta train	0		Mysticality: +25, Cold Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10110	olive boxer's terra cotta tie tack of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: 40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10111	bouncing thinker's terra cotta tambourine of dire peril	0		Mysticality: +10, Weapon Damage: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Unleash Terra Cotta Army", Last Available: "2020-12"
10112	compressed jittery terra cotta tidbits	1		Last Available: "2020-12"
10113	denatured ghostly terra panna cotta	0		Effect: "Spooky Flavor", Effect Duration: 66
10114	avaricious velour voulge of the glutton	0		Meat Drop: +30, Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10115	greasy Temple Grandin's velour vambraces	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10116	sage velour veil of the cheetah	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10117	mirror steel-toed deadly velour viscometer	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10118	Jeselnik's crafty velour valise	0		Maximum MP: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10119	wool sage velour vaqueros	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2021-12"
10120	boiled velour veneer	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10121	boiled alkaline pulsating squat Velougats&trade;	0		Effect: "Rage of the Reindeer", Effect Duration: 24
10122	friendly hardened glass suspenders	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Familiar Weight: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10123	ruddy dangerous glass shield	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10124	hardy wizardly glass stetson	0		Mysticality: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10125	blue stanky glass spectacles of the businessman	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10126	Jim Carey's padded glass shiv	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10127	Fonzie's glass serape of doom	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10128	altered glass shards	1		Effect: "Human-Hippy Hybrid", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10129	improved dry blue skewed hard candy	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 30
10130	mirror family-friendly coward's loofah lumberjack's hat	0		Monster Level: -20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Head-Scratch", Last Available: "2022-12"
10131	hardened Rosewater's loofah lei	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lei Lasso", Last Available: "2022-12"
10132	fireproof supercharged loofah lederhosen	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Hot Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Hosenzittern", Last Available: "2022-12"
10133	Sherlock's Sinatra's loofah ladle	0		Experience (Moxie): +5, Item Drop: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Stew", Last Available: "2022-12"
10134	spinning medical-grade Newton's loofah legwarmers	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Leglifts", Last Available: "2022-12"
10135	cyan shaking Sherlock's loofah lavalier of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Loofah Lava", Last Available: "2022-12"
10136	compressed cyan loofah lumps	1		Last Available: "2022-12"
10137	quadruple-pickled chilled activated bouncing chocolate-covered loofah	0		Effect: "Protection from Bad Stuff", Effect Duration: 32
10138	blue nasty flagstone flag of terror	0		Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagellate", Last Available: "2022-12"
10139	boxer's stylish flagstone flail	0		Moxie: +25, Muscle Percent: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagflog", Last Available: "2022-12"
10140	toasty chilly flagstone flip-flops	0		Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Flap Flip", Last Available: "2022-12"
10141	squat olive flagstone fez of the blizzard of mayonnaise	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fez Ritual", Last Available: "2022-12"
10142	bouncing perfumed flagstone fleece of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Fleece Flex", Last Available: "2022-12"
10143	energetic dance instructor's flagstone fringe	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Flagstone Foxtrot", Last Available: "2022-12"
10144	modified blinking purple flagstone flagments	1		Effect: "The Magic of LOV", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-12"
10145	boiled boiled Flag by the Foot&trade;	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 20
10146	elf sleeper agent	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10147	red-and-green microcamera	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10148	upside-down scandalous cobbled-together Meat detector	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10149	modified yellow skewed tin thermos of chai	0		Effect: "Bright!", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10150	vaporized yellow prototype stimulant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10151	dog trainer's tailored vest	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10152	sew-on bandage	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10153	really nice net	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10154	manspreader's elf army poncho	0		Monster Level: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10155	delicious thick elf army field rations	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10156	gingernade	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10157	discarded bowtie of the pedagogue of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience: +3, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-12"
10158	mediocre purple martiny	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10159	tryptophan dart	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10160	moist wobbly licorice snake	0		Effect: "Fudgehound", Effect Duration: 27
10161	boiled irradiated fuchsia pulsating virgin jello shot	0		Effect: "Tearful, Fearful", Effect Duration: 67
10162	colloidal skewed tumbling mutated candy lump	0		Effect: "Spell Transfer Complete", Effect Duration: 26
10163	altered squat green government-issued candy	0		Effect: "Ooh, Bitter!", Effect Duration: 66
10164	flattened skewed blue Pneumo bar	0		Effect: "Sweet and Green", Effect Duration: 32
10165	huge mint condition Lil' Doctor&trade; bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-02"
10166	resourceful Lil' Doctor&trade; bag of the sweet-tooth	0		Maximum MP: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Otoscope", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Reflex Hammer", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Chest X-Ray", Last Available: "2019-02"
10168	yellow blood bag	0		
10169	fancy bite-sized normal fuchsia squat bloodstick	1	good	Effect: "Strange Mental Acuity", Effect Duration: 35
10170	hand-crafted squat bottle of Sanguiovese	3	EPIC	
10171	adequate actual blood sausage	3	good	
10172	fortified mediocre mulled blood	5	decent	
10173	yummy blood snowcone	3	awesome	
10174	bad weak blurry Red Russian	2	decent	
10175	rotten skewed gray wobbly blood roll-up	4	crappy	
10176	lousy irresponsibly strong bottle of blood	9	decent	
10177	stale tiny green tumbling blood-soaked sponge cake	1	decent	
10178	fancy delicious high-proof purple vampagne	10	awesome	Effect: "Arresistible", Effect Duration: 25
10179	rotten fancy half-sized plain snowcone	2	crappy	Effect: "Limber as Mortimer", Effect Duration: 15
10180	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	0		
10181	money bag	0		
10182	cyan money bag	0		
10183	money bag	0		
10184	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	0		
10185	yellow bucket of Vampyre blood	0		
10186	blood knife	0		Lasts Until Rollover
10187	blinking PirateRealm membership packet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-04"
10188	twirling PirateRealm guest pass	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10189	jittery auspicious double-paned ruddy PirateRealm eyepatch	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Cold Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10190	squat bloody harpoon	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10191	tumbling compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10192	twirling skull key	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10193	curious anemometer	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10194	Red Roger's flag	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10195	Glass Jack's spyglass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10196	pulsating recursed compass	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10197	squat tomb-opener	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10198	Red Roger's map	0		Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-04"
10199	fancy flavorless crabsicle	4	decent	Effect: "The Magical Mojomuscular Melody", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-04"
10200	huge melty plastic grenade	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10201	lousy weak fuchsia bottle of dark rhum	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10202	smooth bottle of extra-dark rhum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10203	triple-distilled delicious yellow bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	9	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10204	non-boiled deionized pirate shaving cream	0		Effect: "Innately Wise", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2019-04"
10205	veiny conquistador's breastplate of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10206	ghostly squat vibrating brainy pirate pantaloons	0		Mysticality: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10207	[glitch season reward name]	0		
10208	blurry signal fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10209	ghostly windicle	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10210	tumbling cool pirate radio ring of the pedagogue	0		Moxie: +5, Experience: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10211	fuchsia Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey	0		Skill: "Tiki Mixology", Last Available: "2019-04"
10212	spoiled half-sized cyan blinking pineapple slab	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-04"
10213	snack-sized flavorless huge hibiscus petal	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10214	polarized pickled huge mint leaf	0		Effect: "Triangle, Man", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2019-04"
10215	cocoa of youth	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10216	diluted ice molecule	1		Last Available: "2019-04"
10217	Red Roger's reliquary	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10218	Red Roger's right hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10219	cyan Red Roger's left hand	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10220	Red Roger's right foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10221	twirling Red Roger's left foot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10222	tumbling Red Roger's skull	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10223	vaporized wobbly pewter shavings	1		Effect: "Rain Dancin'", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10224	Red Roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10225	twirling PirateRealm fun-a-log	0		Last Available: "2019-04"
10226	wholesome plush sea serpent	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10227	bland bite-sized tumbling pirate fork	1	???	Last Available: "2019-04"
10228	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	0		Skill: "Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety", Last Available: "2019-04"
10229	ring	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-04"
10230	inspector's chilly piratical blunderbuss	0		Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2019-04"
10231	foul-smelling Jim Carey's clever PirateRealm party hat	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Stench Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-04"
10232	aged blinking Island Landslide	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10233	hand-crafted Island Thunderstorm	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10234	watered-down bad Island Hurricane	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10235	hand-crafted ghostly Skull Punch	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10236	lousy Electric Punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10237	hand-crafted Smuggler's Punch	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10238	delicious spirit-forward Scorpion Bowl	5	awesome	Last Available: "2019-04"
10239	hand-crafted wobbly Turtle Bowl	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2019-04"
10240	weak mediocre Cobra Bowl	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-04"
10241	blinking skewed vampyric cloake pattern	0		Free Pull
10242	mirror Usain Bolt's foul-smelling Lo Pan's wholesome vampyric cloake of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Wolf", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Cloud of Mist", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Become a Bat", Last Available: "2019-03"
10243	plastic pirate hat	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10244	frozen magnetized squat one piece of bubble gum	0		Effect: "Turkey-Agitated", Effect Duration: 49
10245	arcanoferric housing	0		
10246	intact medium-wave antenna	0		
10247	wobbly 18-picohertz resonator crystal	0		
10248	blown-out speaker cone	0		
10249	overloaded short-pulse transistor	0		
10250	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	0		Free Pull
10251	tumbling narrow zippy toasty Socratic Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force", Last Available: "2019-05"
10252	ring	0		Single Equip
10253	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	0		
10254	fuchsia knitted Jeselnik's dog trainer's manspreader's chaotic supercharged boxer's slick weightlifter's hewn moon-rune spoon of terror of the sweet-tooth	0		Muscle: +15, Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Cold Resistance: +3, Candy Drop: +100, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Last Available: "2019-06", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
10255	cartoon harpoon	0		Last Available: "2019-06"
10256	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-06"
10257	Beach Comb Box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-07"
10258	huge blurry Annie Oakley's steel-toed thinker's Beach Comb	0		Mysticality: +10, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beach Combo", Last Available: "2019-07"
10259	blurry grain of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10260	small pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10261	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10262	pile of sand	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10263	empty hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10264	hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10265	etched hourglass	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10266	enhanced magenta seashell	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-07"
10267	adjusted squat spinning cyan seashell	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2019-07"
10268	double-concentrated enhanced cyan gray seashell	0		Effect: "Balls of Ectoplasm", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2019-07"
10269	adjusted tumbling seashell	0		Effect: "Grumpy and Ornery", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2019-07"
10270	deionized vacuum-sealed blurry seashell	0		Effect: "Hip to Be Square Dancin'", Effect Duration: 17, Last Available: "2019-07"
10271	skewed bunch of sea grapes	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10272	watered-down drinkable bottle of sea wine	2	good	Last Available: "2019-07"
10273	pickled huge wobbly kelp	1		Effect: "Pop-eyed", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10274	executive asbestos-lined foul-smelling dog trainer's Lo Pan's rosy-cheeked wholesome arcane researcher's driftwood hat of the bloodbag	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum HP Percent: 40, Maximum HP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10275	blinking family-friendly greasy scandalous Socratic brawny slick driftwood pants of the empath of the detective of the cheetah	0		Moxie: +10, Muscle Percent: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Familiar Weight: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +20, Initiative: +60, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10276	medical-grade forbidden razor-sharp dance instructor's groovy wizardly driftwood bracelet of the ox of vim and vigor of the storm	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Moxie Percent: +10, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum MP Percent: +40, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10277	pulsating coward's crafty padded waders	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Monster Level: -20, Last Available: "2019-07"
10278	avaricious smooth spearfish fishing spear of the detective	0		Moxie: +15, Item Drop: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-07"
10279	skewed baleful Da Vinci's brainy rabbitfish fin	0		Mysticality: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10280	bouncing piece of coral	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10281	piece of driftwood	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10282	auspicious manspreader's boxer's pirate cutlass	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Monster Level: +10, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10283	up-at-dawn prompt Socratic tricorn hat	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Adventures: 8, Last Available: "2019-07"
10284	scorching sharpshooter's swash buckle of the storm	0		Maximum MP Percent: +40, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10285	narrow meteorite fragment	0		Last Available: "2019-07"
10286	spinning Annie Oakley's personal trainer's meteorite earring of chilblains	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10287	sharpshooter's Herculean meteorite necklace of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Experience (Muscle): +1, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10288	mirror rosewater-soaked coward's meteorite ring of the glutton	0		Monster Level: -20, Stench Resistance: +3, Food Drop: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-07"
10289	nitrogenated magnetized wobbly Finnish Fish	0		Effect: "Moon-Eyed", Effect Duration: 11
10290	frozen chocolate doubloon	0		Effect: "Hot Hands", Effect Duration: 31
10291	blurry Sherlock's Socratic driftwood beach comb of doom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-07"
10292	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-08"
10293	ghostly stick of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10294	bouncing crafty grievous Herculean whittled tiara	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10295	censurious frightening whittled shorts of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Spooky Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-08"
10296	shaking flame-wreathed manspreader's whittled flail of the empath	0		Monster Level: +10, Familiar Weight: +5, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10297	wool nasty whittled wand of bravery	0		Stench Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10298	scorching whittled flute of doom of temperance	0		Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2019-08"
10299	vibrating veiny whittled bear figurine of temperance	0		Maximum HP: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10300	chilly MacGyver's whittled owl figurine of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +100, Cold Damage: +5, Item Drop: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10301	ribald savvy whittled fox figurine of temperance	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-08"
10302	up-at-dawn medical-grade Da Vinci's whittled walking stick of the sweet-tooth	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Candy Drop: +100, Adventures: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2019-08"
10303	massive toothsome campfire hot dog	7	awesome	Last Available: "2019-08"
10304	moldy gigantic special campfire baked potato	10	crappy	Effect: "Patent Avarice", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2019-08"
10305	rotten cyan campfire s'more	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-08"
10306	decent campfire beans	3	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10307	big adequate campfire stew	5	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10308	twirling campfire coffee	1	good	Last Available: "2019-08"
10309	vacuum-sealed leftover chocolate bar	0		Effect: "Sleaze-Resistant Trousers", Effect Duration: 62
10310	rare Meat isotope	0		
10311	burnt stick	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10312	bundle of firewood	0		Last Available: "2019-08"
10313	bouncing campfire smoke	0		
10314	Murgatroyd diode	0		
10315	signal receiver	0		
10316	spinning space shield	0		
10317	narrow signal jammer	0		Single Equip
10318	low-pressure oxygen tank	0		Single Equip
10319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	0		
10320	moldy small shaking space chowder	2	crappy	
10321	artisanal space wine	3	super EPIC	
10322	The Imploded World	0		Skill: "Implode Universe"
10323	packaged Pocket Professor	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-09"
10324	huge Pocket Professor memory chip	0		
10325	Law of Averages	0		
10332	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-10"
10333	hardened savvy Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper of the bloodbag	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 3, Maximum HP: +100, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2019-10"
10334	shaking unopened diabolic pizza cube box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-11"
10335	diabolic pizza cube	0		Last Available: "2019-11"
10336	diabolic pizza	3	???	Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2019-11"
10337	normal bu&ntilde;uelos Jaliscos	4	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10338	diet bland flan del mar	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10339	bland low-calorie skewed Baja sopapilla	1	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10340	teal slick plastic Mer-kin baker	0		Moxie: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10341	up-at-dawn plastic sea elf	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10342	plastic yuleviathan of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10343	medical-grade plastic dolphin &quot;orphan&quot;	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10344	scorching plastic Dolph Bossin	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10345	red-spotted snapper roe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10346	jumbo rotten mana-coated yams	5	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10347	spoiled upside-down mana-basted tofurkey leg	3	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10348	adequate blue mana-fortified cranberry sauce	3	good	Last Available: "2019-11"
10349	moldy shaking cyan pulsating mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	4	crappy	Last Available: "2019-11"
10350	human musk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10351	dry gray patch of extra-warm fur	0		Effect: "Pyramid Power", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2019-12"
10352	vaporized twirling bouncing jittery industrial lubricant	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10353	denatured denatured pulsating unfinished pleasure	0		Effect: "Hyphemariffic", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2019-12"
10354	boiled vial of humanoid growth hormone	1		Effect: "Flamibili Tea", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10355	dried pulsating twirling a bug's lymph	1		Effect: "You Liver", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10356	aerosolized squat organic potpourri	0		Effect: "Preternatural Greed", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2019-12"
10357	bad boot flask	3	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10358	nitrogenated infernal snowball	0		Effect: "The Power of Negative Thinking", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2019-12"
10359	madness	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10360	compressed fish sauce	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10361	delicious guffin	4	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10362	vaporized mirror Shantix&trade;	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10363	goodberry	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10364	dried upside-down non-Euclidean angle	1		Effect: "Scavengers Scavenging", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2019-12"
10365	enhanced irradiated peppermint syrup	0		Effect: "So Fresh and So Clean", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2019-12"
10366	triple-denatured concentrated dry Mer-kin eyedrops	0		Effect: "Space Cadet", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10367	magnetized modified extra-strength goo	0		Effect: "Wistfully Nostalgic", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2019-12"
10368	envelope full of Meat	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10369	vaporized pulsating livid energy	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10370	micronova	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10371	modified yellow blinking beggin' cologne	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10372	crafty oxygenated eggnog helmet of chilblains	0		Maximum MP: +10, Cold Damage: +25, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2019-12"
10373	spinning hand-knitted diving booties	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10374	peppermint harpoon gun	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10375	corrupted concentrated fish broth	0		Effect: "Elbow Sauce", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2019-12"
10376	quantum boiled liquid SONAR	0		Effect: "Also Schmeckt Zarathustra", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10377	maroon map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10378	Dolph Bossin's charity note	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2019-12"
10379	baleful Samson's cool Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	0		Moxie: +5, Experience (Muscle): +5, Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10380	The Spirit of Giving	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10381	The Spirit of Giving (used)	0		Skill: "The Spirit of Taking", Last Available: "2019-12"
10382	fuchsia Crimbo Factory surprise box	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10383	tumbling cyan soggy gingerbread chunk	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10384	double-flattened salty gumdrop	0		Effect: "Memory of Smarts", Effect Duration: 21, Last Available: "2019-12"
10385	spinning therapeutic ribbon candy ascot of the detective	0		Item Drop: +20, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10386	moist Crimbo spices	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10387	bouncing intact anemone spike	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10388	scandalous anemoney clip	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10389	jittery runny icing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10390	boiled upside-down super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1		Last Available: "2019-12"
10391	huge avaricious Jack Frost's personal trainer's icing poncho	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Cold Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2019-12"
10392	Mer-kin cookiestove	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10393	adjusted denatured warmed upside-down glob of salty molasses	0		Effect: "Cake Caked", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2019-12"
10394	skewed Mer-kin rollpin of Calamity Jane of the cheetah	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2019-12"
10395	personalizable gingerbread cookie	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10396	tinsel fin	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10397	half-sized moldy wobbly bowl of mernudo	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10398	high-proof bad fishelada	10	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10399	spoiled miniature green squat ojo de pez burrito	2	crappy	Last Available: "2019-12"
10400	olive waterlogged wood	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10401	waterlogged cloth	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10402	skewed waterlogged stuffing	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10403	waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10404	mirror waterlogged	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10405	Usain Bolt's quilted nutcracker hat	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Initiative: +80, Last Available: "2019-12"
10406	Jeselnik's nutcracker waistcoat of the blizzard	0		Cold Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2019-12"
10407	family-friendly dangerous nutcracker pants	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2019-12"
10408	smelly nutcracker boots of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10409	wholesome nutcracker sword of the overflowing toilet	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10410	blinking gravedigger's energetic nutcracker drumstick	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10411	blinking shellacked nutcracker beard of the scaredy-cat	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Monster Level: -15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10412	careful wholesome nutcracker cape	0		Maximum HP Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10413	asbestos-lined grievous nutcracker epaulets	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Hot Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10414	skewed pulsating nutcracker figurine	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10415	miniature decent salt plum	2	good	Last Available: "2019-12"
10416	jittery peppermint eel sauce	0		Last Available: "2019-12"
10417	stale half-sized and bean	2	decent	Last Available: "2019-12"
10418	blurry yellow lard-coated Van der Graaf vibrating kelp-holly gun	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2019-12"
10419	studded Yuleviathan necklace	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10420	upside-down electrified peppermint spine of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2019-12"
10421	rosy-cheeked groovy soggy elf shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2019-12"
10422	Crimbylow-rise jeans of the pedagogue of courage	0		Experience: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2019-12"
10423	narrow mansplainer's clever kelp-holly drape	0		Maximum MP: +20, Monster Level: +15, Last Available: "2019-12"
10424	miser's Herculean weightlifter's Staff of the Peppermint Twist of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): 4, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2019-12"
10425	delicious narrow tempura and bean	3	awesome	Last Available: "2019-12"
10426	artisanal salt plum sake	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2019-12"
10427	warmed galvanized pressurized potion of possessiveness	0		Effect: "Electrolit Up", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2019-12"
10428	boiled irradiated narrow almond	0		Effect: "Larger", Effect Duration: 48
10429	pressed handful of mixed nuts	0		Effect: "Frozen Shoulders", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2019-12"
10430	nutcracking pliers	0		
10431	blinking mirror Retrospecs try-at-home kit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10432	bouncing lightning-fast therapeutic shellacked Retrospecs	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Initiative: +40, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Free Pull, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Detect Weakness", Last Available: "2020-01"
10433	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-01"
10434	bouncing blurry upside-down Bird-a-Day calendar	0		Last Available: "2020-01"
10437	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-02"
10438	occult Samson's Herculean Powerful Glove of the empath of bravery	0		Experience (Muscle): 6, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +5, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size", Last Available: "2020-02"
10439	enhanced signal receiver	0		
10440	status cymbal	0		Last Available: "2020-02"
10441	olive skewed auspicious Tesla Drip harness of the boozehound	0		Item Drop: +10, Booze Drop: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10
10442	jittery quilted drippy truncheon	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Single Equip
10443	lime green Driplet	0		
10444	gray narrow drippy snail shell	0		
10445	delicious enchanted jumbo squat drippy nugget	5	drippy	Effect: "Stands Alone", Effect Duration: 40
10446	lousy practically non-alcoholic glass of drippy wine	1	drippy	
10447	moldy drippy caviar	3	drippy	
10448	spoiled drippy plum(?)	4	drippy	
10449	drippy stake of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Single Equip
10450	ghostly The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10451	drippy khakis	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10452	pulsating spinning drippy shield	0		Drippy Resistance: +10
10453	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	0		
10454	coin	0		
10455	blurry mushroom	0		
10456	gray deluxe mushroom	0		
10457	super deluxe mushroom	0		
10458	nitrogenated super-galvanized purple fizzy soda	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 54
10459	non-chilled pressed pressed wobbly healthy juice	0		Effect: "Object Detection", Effect Duration: 47
10460	tumbling hammer	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10461	huge hammer	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Muscle"
10462	fire flower	0		Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10463	bonfire flower	0		Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Mysticality"
10464	work boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 1, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10465	boots	0		Single Equip, Plumber Power: 2, Plumber Stat: "Moxie"
10466	twirling fireproof cape	0		Hot Resistance: +3
10467	fireproof back shell of incineration	0		Hot Spell Damage: +50, Hot Resistance: +3
10468	squat spiky back shell	0		Thorns: 1
10469	shaking power pants	0		Maximum PP: +1
10470	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	0		
10471	Plumber's Union Handbook	0		
10472	shellacked bony back shell	0		Damage Reduction: 7
10473	jittery frosty button	0		Single Equip
10474	non-galvanized mirror blooper ink	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 37
10475	coin	0		
10476	rubber doll head	0		
10477	rubber doll body	0		
10478	ghostly plastic doll arms	0		
10479	plastic doll legs	0		
10480	squat rubber baby doll	0		Damage Aura: 1
10481	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-03"
10482	packet of mushroom spores	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10483	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10484	plump free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10485	skewed bulky free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10486	free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10487	tumbling mirror immense free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10488	mirror colossal free-range mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10489	half-sized moldy fancy jittery mushroom filet	2	crappy	Effect: "Slimy Flavor", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2020-03"
10490	skewed twirling mushroom slab	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10491	modified ghostly twirling mushroom tea	1		Effect: "Bottle in front of Me", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10492	drinkable fortified wobbly mushroom whiskey	5	good	Last Available: "2020-03"
10493	thinker's mushroom cap of incineration of temperance	0		Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-03"
10494	friendly banded Newton's mushroom shield of the businessman	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2020-03"
10495	aromatic medical-grade mushroom pants of vim and vigor of the blizzard	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-03"
10496	executive crafty healthy beefcake's mushroom badge	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Maximum MP: +10, Meat Drop: +40, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-03"
10497	house-sized mushroom	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10498	pristine piranha seed	0		Last Available: "2020-03"
10499	plastic piranha pot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10500	chilled warmed pulsating piranha pollen	0		Effect: "Oh Snap", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-03"
10501	fuchsia plumber's boots	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Plumber Jump"
10502	sinistral homunculus	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-04"
10503	smooth kettle bell	0		Moxie: +15, Last Available: "2020-04"
10504	ghostly skewed gray grievous glued-together crystal ball	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2020-04"
10505	huge manspreader's martini dregs	0		Monster Level: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10506	maroon wicked flickering flashlight	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10507	crumbling rabbit's foot of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10508	padded outmoded fidget toy	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2020-04"
10509	wicked flimsy ski pole	0		Spell Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-04"
10510	beefy discarded finger painting	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10511	blinking miser's pizza box	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2020-04"
10512	pulsating lard-coated chipped coffee mug of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-04"
10513	tumbling knitted Left-Hand Man action figure	0		Cold Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-04"
10514	ghostly drippy seed	0		
10515	tumbling drippy grub	0		
10516	drippy bezoar	0		
10517	Drip Institute petri dish	0		
10518	mirror drippy ichor	0		
10519	drippy enzyme	0		
10520	bouncing bouncing drippy salt	0		
10521	drippy pigment	0		
10522	drippy bromide	0		
10523	tumbling bouncing pulsating drippy flux	0		
10524	drippy stein	0		
10525	artisanal irresponsibly strong drippy pilsner	10	drippy	
10526	drippy staff	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drip Blast"
10528	drippy orb	0		
10529	lustrous drippy orb	0		
10530	wobbly spinning Van der Graaf gory drippy orb	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
10531	annealed drippy orb	0		Drippy Resistance: +5
10532	wobbly Guzzlr application	0		Free Pull
10533	electrified dangerous Guzzlr tablet	0		Weapon Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2020-05"
10534	wobbly Guzzlr cocktail set	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10535	Guzzlrbuck	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10536	Guzzlr hat	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10537	Guzzlr shoes	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-05"
10538	jittery Guzzlr pants	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10539	Guzzlr souvenir stein of courage	0		Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-05"
10540	Guzzlr tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-05"
10541	practically non-alcoholic delicious narrow Ghiaccio Colada	1	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10542	smooth watered-down Sourfinger	2	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10543	drinkable watered-down huge Nog-on-the-Cob	2	good	Last Available: "2020-05"
10544	artisanal weak Steamboat	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2020-05"
10545	smooth cyan Buttery Boy	3	awesome	Last Available: "2020-05"
10546	blue Never Don't Stop Not Striving	0		Skill: "Always Never Not Guzzling", Last Available: "2020-05"
10547	Herculean educational clown car key	0		Experience: +1, Experience (Muscle): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10548	scandalous toasty chaotic batting cage key	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10549	aromatic aqu&iacute; of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10550	spinning Jeselnik's gravedigger's ruddy knob labinet key	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10551	upside-down aromatic manspreader's medical-grade weremoose key	0		Monster Level: +10, Stench Resistance: +1, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10552	boxer's peg key	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10553	smelly kekekey	0		Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10554	shaking maroon wool rabbit's foot key	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10555	narrow censurious scandalous knob shaft skate key	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2020-08"
10556	skewed fuchsia sizzling smartaleck's savvy ice key	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10557	anchovy can key of extreme caution	0		Monster Level: -25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10558	Jim Carey's cactus key of temperance	0		Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10559	perfumed nasty f'c'le sh'c'le k'y	0		Stench Damage: +5, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10560	tumbling Sherlock's shellacked treasure chest key	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10561	family-friendly steel-toed demonic key of bravery	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Spooky Resistance: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10562	reassuring key sausage	0		Spooky Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10563	ruddy beefcake's knob treasury key	0		Muscle: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Last Available: "2020-08"
10564	double-paned scandalous fortified scrap key	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-08"
10565	horrifying sharpshooter's rose key	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10566	Jeselnik's music box key	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10567	lard-coated fortified actual skeleton key	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-08"
10568	Socratic slick beefcake's deep-fried key	0		Muscle: +25, Moxie: +10, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Last Available: "2020-08"
10569	blinking crafty medical-grade discarded bike lock key	0		Maximum MP: +10, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10570	ghostly Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	0		
10571	spinning Manual of Lock Picking	0		Skill: "Lock Picking", Last Available: "2020-08"
10572	tarnished ionized green marshroom	0		Effect: "Hennaliciousness", Effect Duration: 66
10573	bag of Iunion stones	0		Free Pull
10574	bouncing Iunion Crown	0		Last Available: "2020-06"
10575	drippy candy bar	0		
10576	pressed salty drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 12
10577	double-alkaline twirling writhing drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Pisces Rising", Effect Duration: 50
10578	double-ionized bouncing blurry gooey drippy candy bar	0		Effect: "Yeah, It's Just Gasoline", Effect Duration: 50
10579	baby camelCalf	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-07"
10580	dromedary drinking helmet	0		
10581	packaged SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-08"
10582	red SpinMaster&trade; lathe	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10583	flimsy hardwood scraps	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10584	smelly hale birch battery	0		Maximum HP: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10585	Usain Bolt's rosy-cheeked ebony epee of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Initiative: +80, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Disarming Thrust", Last Available: "2020-08"
10586	wool nippy Annie Oakley's weeping willow wand	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Barrage of Tears", Last Available: "2020-08"
10587	upside-down beechwood blowgun of wisdom of vim and vigor of temperance	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Poison Dart", Last Available: "2020-08"
10588	sage maple magnet of the wise owl of James Dean	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +10, Experience (Moxie): +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-08"
10589	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10590	greedy friendly occult hemlock helm	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Familiar Weight: +3, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-08"
10591	wobbly sweaty balsam	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10592	careful crafty balsam barrel of Calamity Jane	0		Maximum MP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Monster Level: -10, Last Available: "2020-08"
10593	redwood	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10594	non-cold-filtered corrupted ghostly redwood rain stick	0		Effect: "Spiky Frozen Hair", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2020-08"
10595	purpleheart logs	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10596	toasty therapeutic hardy purpleheart &quot;pants&quot;	0		Maximum HP: +50, Hot Damage: +5, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2020-08"
10597	wormwood stick	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10598	red flame-retardant double-paned hardened boxer's wormwood wedding ring of bravery	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Cold Resistance: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-08"
10599	Dripwood slab	0		Last Available: "2020-08"
10600	drippy diadem	0		Drippy Resistance: +15, Last Available: "2020-08"
10601	Thwaitgold slug statuette	0		
10602	toasty ert grey goo ring	0		Hot Damage: +5
10603	shaking fistful of wood shavings	0		
10604	Yeg's Motel ashtray	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10605	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10606	electrified non-altered tumbling yellow blurry Yeg's Motel toothbrush	0		Effect: "Bloodstain-Resistant", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-09"
10607	tarnished Yeg's Motel hand soap	0		Effect: "Standard Cheer", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2020-09"
10608	green Yeg's Motel sewing kit	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10609	huge yummy Yeg's Motel pillow mint	8	awesome	Last Available: "2020-09"
10610	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10611	cold-filtered pickled electrified Yeg's Motel mouthwash	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2020-09"
10612	squat wool deadly Yeg's Motel shower cap	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10613	foul-smelling Van der Graaf Yeg's Motel bathrobe	0		Stench Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10614	deadly Yeg's Motel slippers of Calamity Jane	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-09"
10615	Yeg's Motel stationery	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10616	spinning Yeg's Motel minibar key	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10617	sizzling desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10618	fuchsia frost-rimed desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10619	uncanny desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10620	nasty desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10621	squat greasy desk bell	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10622	spinning chess set	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10623	jittery onyx king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10624	maroon upside-down onyx queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10625	yellow squat jittery narrow onyx rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10626	onyx bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10627	mirror onyx knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10628	narrow onyx pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10629	alabaster king	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10630	blinking alabaster queen	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10631	alabaster rook	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10632	alabaster bishop	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10633	alabaster knight	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10634	alabaster pawn	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10635	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-09"
10636	greasy vibrating occult Cargo Cultist Shorts of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-09"
10637	red complicated device	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10638	lousy tumbling flask of moonshine	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-09"
10639	inspector's quilted deadly sea-worn candlestick	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Damage Absorption: +40, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2020-09"
10640	Universal Seasoning	0		
10641	energized warmed null-day exploit	0		Effect: "Boletus Swoletus", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2025-12"
10642	mirror lime green flame orb	0		Last Available: "2020-09"
10643	moldy chocolate chip muffin	3	crappy	
10644	teal Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-10"
10645	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	0		Last Available: "2020-10"
10646	olive packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-11"
10647	Vampire Slicer trench cape	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +50, Hot Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3, Stench Resistance: +3, Sleaze Resistance: +3
10648	maroon box o' ghosts	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10649	gregarious ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10650	blinking grinning ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10651	greedy ghostling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2020-12"
10652	subscription cocoa dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10653	electrified fortifying hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Some Cheese with Your Wine", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2020-12"
10654	quadruple-polymerized liquefied ghostly boiling hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Going Ape", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2020-12"
10655	frozen activated cool hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Icy Composition", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2020-12"
10656	flattened skewed twirling overly-fancy hot cocoa	0		Effect: "Like a Fish to Walter", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2020-12"
10657	cold-filtered chilled tumbling gray hot cocoa au beurre	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 31, Last Available: "2020-12"
10658	liquefied corrupted hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	0		Effect: "Jawin'", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2020-12"
10659	family-friendly Book of Old-Timey Carols	0		Sleaze Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2020-12"
10660	horrifying Crimbo smile	0		Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10661	narrow SalesCo sample kit of mayonnaise	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2020-12"
10662	vacuum-sealed electrified candy harmonica	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2020-12"
10663	triple-aerosolized modified sugar	0		Effect: "Cuts Like a Lightly-Buttered Knife", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2020-12"
10664	galvanized wobbly multi-level marzipan	0		Effect: "Employee of the Month", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2020-12"
10665	sharpshooter's plastic Crimbo caroler	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10666	double-paned plastic multi-level marketer	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2020-12"
10667	avaricious plastic Crimbo cheer	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2020-12"
10668	greedy plastic Mirth	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2020-12"
10669	Sherlock's plastic Penny	0		Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2020-12"
10670	overflowing gift basket	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10671	pulsating personalized wassail stein	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10672	tabletop candy dispenser	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10673	forbidden neck wreath	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10674	sharpshooter's shining star cap	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10675	tumbling jittery gravedigger's nativity shorts	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2020-12"
10676	frosty myrrh pouch of the cheetah	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Initiative: +60, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10677	weightlifter's frankincenser of Tarzan	0		Muscle: +15, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10678	huge Van der Graaf baleful gilded trumpet	0		Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10679	flame-retardant &quot;reusable&quot; grocery bag	0		Hot Resistance: +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10680	Jeselnik's wine carrier	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10681	stiffened candy bucket	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2020-12"
10682	vacuum-sealed aerosolized oxidized pulsating lime green prescription teeth whitener	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2020-12"
10683	dry super-diffused imported lemon lozenge	0		Effect: "Stinking Cloud", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2020-12"
10684	non-diffused spinning skewed hermedisiac cologne	0		Effect: "Super Speed", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2020-12"
10685	government food shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10686	wobbly government booze shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10687	government candy shipment	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10688	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10689	lime green Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10690	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10691	food drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10692	booze drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10693	candy drive button	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10694	food mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10695	booze mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10696	candy mailing list	0		Last Available: "2020-12"
10697	scorching stiffened fruit bat	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Hot Damage: +25, Class: "Seal Clubber", Single Equip, Last Available: "2020-12"
10698	lightning-fast toasty tinsel orb	0		Hot Damage: +5, Initiative: +40, Class: "Turtle Tamer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10699	ghostly Temple Grandin's grievous snowpack	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +7, Class: "Pastamancer", Last Available: "2020-12"
10700	spinning chilly cool Satan hat	0		Moxie: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Class: "Sauceror", Last Available: "2020-12"
10701	greedy Da Vinci's Crimbo stockings	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Meat Drop: +20, Class: "Disco Bandit", Last Available: "2020-12"
10702	lightning-fast beefcake's poncho de azucar	0		Muscle: +25, Initiative: +40, Class: "Accordion Thief", Last Available: "2020-12"
10703	shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10704	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	0		Skill: "Long Winter's Nap", Last Available: "2020-12"
10705	squat The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10706	purple The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	0		Skill: "Bowl Full of Jelly", Last Available: "2020-12"
10707	maroon The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10708	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	0		Skill: "Ashes and Soot", Last Available: "2020-12"
10709	shaking The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10710	skewed The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	0		Skill: "Eye and a Twist", Last Available: "2020-12"
10711	huge The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10712	upside-down squat The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	0		Skill: "Dimples, How Merry!", Last Available: "2020-12"
10713	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10714	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	0		Skill: "Chubby and Plump", Last Available: "2020-12"
10715	massive flavorless and pepper (stale)	9	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10716	acceptable special cranberry margarita (brackish)	4	good	Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2020-12"
10717	fuzzy polar bear ears	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10718	nose	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10719	ghostly goose mask	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (Moxie): +3, Last Available: "2020-12"
10720	bad weak skewed barrel-aged eggnog	2	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10721	decent snack-sized hand-crafted candy cane	2	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10722	decent drive-thru burger	4	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10723	lousy Boulevardier cocktail	3	decent	Last Available: "2020-12"
10724	pressed Hotwire&trade; brand candy rope	0		Effect: "Analog Drunk", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2020-12"
10725	spoiled bowl full of jelly	4	crappy	Last Available: "2020-12"
10726	tolerable Eye and a Twist	3	good	Last Available: "2020-12"
10727	enhanced deionized Chubby and Plump bar	0		Effect: "Human-Constellation Hybrid", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2020-12"
10728	digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10729	jittery packaged crystal ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-01"
10730	pulsating crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Last Available: "2021-01", Item Drop (sporadic): +25
10731	fresh can of paint	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10732	fresh coat of paint	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10733	emotion chip	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10734	huge spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	0		Last Available: "2021-02", Skill: "Emotionally Chipped"
10735	robo-battery	0		
10736	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	0		
10737	shaking power seed	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-03"
10738	potted power plant	0		Last Available: "2021-03"
10739	quadruple-Vulcanized tarnished battery (AAA)	0		Effect: "Powdered", Effect Duration: 29, Last Available: "2021-03"
10740	cold-filtered deionized battery (AA)	0		Effect: "Saucefingers", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-03"
10741	modified energized battery (D)	0		Effect: "Turn On, Tune In, Play Ball!", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-03"
10742	super-deionized battery (9-Volt)	0		Effect: "Nature's Bounty", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2021-03"
10743	denatured battery (lantern)	0		Effect: "Ready to Snap", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-03"
10744	extra-flattened warmed concentrated teal spinning battery (car)	0		Effect: "White Knuckles", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-03"
10745	cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10746	marshmallow	0		
10747	tolerable marshmallow bomb	3	good	Last Available: "2021-03"
10748	packaged backup camera	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-04"
10749	backup camera	0		Maximum HP / MP: +20, Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Back-Up to your Last Enemy", Last Available: "2021-04"
10750	shortest-order cook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-05"
10751	purple plate	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10752	aerosolized short beer	0		Effect: "The Two-Prong Crown", Effect Duration: 26, Last Available: "2021-05"
10753	improved frozen short stack of pancakes	0		Effect: "Starry-Eyed", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2021-05"
10754	oxidized concentrated short stick of butter	0		Effect: "Muddled", Effect Duration: 61, Last Available: "2021-05"
10755	adjusted short glass of water	0		Effect: "Granolarrrgh", Effect Duration: 52, Last Available: "2021-05"
10756	diffused corrupted blurry short	0		Effect: "On the Trolley", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2021-05"
10757	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	0		
10758	squat ghostly quantum of familiar	0		
10759	fuchsia careful familiar scrapbook of the sewer	0		Monster Level: -10, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Show Your Boring Familiar Pictures", Last Available: "2021-06"
10760	packaged familiar scrapbook	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-06"
10761	clan underground fireworks shop	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10762	jittery slick strapping fedora-mounted fountain of the blizzard	0		Muscle: +5, Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10763	avaricious chilly veiny sombrero-mounted sparkler	0		Maximum HP: +10, Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10764	ghostly huge ruddy grievous brainy porkpie-mounted popper	0		Mysticality: +5, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10765	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10766	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10767	rocket	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10768	diet bland fire crackers	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-07"
10769	Arr, M80	0		Last Available: "2021-07"
10770	tumbling hardened Rosewater's Catherine Wheel	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Damage Reduction: 3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10771	teal wobbly zippy hardy rocket boots	0		Maximum HP: +50, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10772	lard-coated scandalous sparkler	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-07"
10773	pulsating Our Daily Candles&trade; order form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-08"
10774	ionized chilled Scent of a Human&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Blessing of the Creepy Pasta", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-08"
10775	polymerized frozen fuchsia The Beast Within&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Spiritually Awake", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2021-08"
10776	energized super-anodized Salsa Caliente&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Sated and Furious", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2021-08"
10777	dry Smoldering Clover&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Memories of Puppy Love", Effect Duration: 63, Last Available: "2021-08"
10778	galvanized chilled Napalm In The Morning&trade; candle	0		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-08"
10779	miser's weightlifter's extra-large utility candle	0		Muscle: +15, Meat Drop: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10780	chaotic beefy runed taper candle	0		Muscle: +10, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10781	clever novelty sparkling candle of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10782	mirror chilly Abracandalabra of the businessman	0		Cold Damage: +5, Meat Drop: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10783	sinister extra-wide head candle of the sewer	0		Spell Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-08"
10784	dry bouncing natural magick candle	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2021-08"
10785	polymerized rainbow glitter candle	0		Effect: "So You Can Work More...", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-08"
10786	concentrated banana candle	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2021-08"
10787	triple-alkaline activated ear candle	0		Effect: "Quiet 'n' Good", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-08"
10788	frozen votive of confidence	0		Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-08"
10789	pulsating bouncing beefcake's water candle	0		Muscle: +25, Water: 3, Lasts Until Rollover
10790	mirror flame-wreathed B. L. A. R. T.	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (narrow)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (medium)", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "B. L. A. R. T. Spray (wide)"
10791	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	0		
10792	empty nacho cheese can	0		Water: 1
10793	literal bucket hat	0		Water: 5
10794	rainproof barrel caulk	0		
10795	pump grease	0		
10796	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-09"
10797	yellow spinning stanky brawny boxer's thinker's industrial fire extinguisher of the pedagogue of the brazier	0		Mysticality: +10, Muscle Percent: 30, Experience: +3, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Stench Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific", Last Available: "2021-09"
10798	purple The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10799	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	0		Skill: "Dead Nostrils", Last Available: "2021-08"
10800	1950 Vampire Vintner wine	1	awesome	Last Available: "2021-10"
10801	bottled Vampire Vintner	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-10"
10802	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10803	tumbling packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-11"
10804	perfumed extremely unsafe experienced Daylight Shavings Helmet	0		Experience: +2, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2021-11"
10805	enchanted skewed eggwater	1	good	Effect: "Memory of Strength", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2021-12"
10806	flavorless bite-sized bread man	1	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10807	massive adequate plain candy cane	6	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10808	fancy stale snack-sized narrow lime green flour cookie	2	decent	Effect: "Fudge Headache", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2021-12"
10809	plastic food lab of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10810	upside-down plastic nog lab of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10811	slick plastic chem lab	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10812	slick plastic primary lab	0		Moxie: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10813	jittery therapeutic plastic Cheer Core	0		HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10814	packaged medicine cabinet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2021-12"
10815	medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10816	family-friendly Rosewater's ice crown of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Candy Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10817	ghostly Sherlock's dog trainer's grievous jeans	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Item Drop: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10818	Jim Carey's ice wrap of the dark arts of vim and vigor	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2021-12"
10819	adequate tofu pop	3	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10820	bland miniature narrow bowl of prescription candy	2	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10821	jumbo yummy tumbling fishcake	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10822	small spoiled mirror bone broth	2	crappy	Last Available: "2021-12"
10823	bland immense star pop	7	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10824	smooth Doc's Fortifying Wine	3	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10825	mediocre Doc's Smartifying Wine	3	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10826	artisanal special Doc's Limbering Wine	4	EPIC	Effect: "Heal Thy Nanoself", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10827	practically non-alcoholic acceptable tumbling ghostly Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10828	dehydrated Homebodyl&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10829	boiled spinning Extrovermectin&trade;	1		Effect: "Bootyliciousness", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10830	dried Breathitin&trade;	1		Effect: "Shawarma Initiative", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2021-12"
10831	vaporized blinking Fleshazole&trade;	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10832	galvanized dry tumbling bouncing anti-burn cream	0		Effect: "Engorged Weapon", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2021-12"
10833	polarized anti-freeze cream	0		Effect: "Big Flaming Whip", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10834	dry shaking anti-goosebump cream	0		Effect: "Inner Dog", Effect Duration: 32, Last Available: "2021-12"
10835	enhanced anodized anti-odor cream	0		Effect: "Turkey-Friendly", Effect Duration: 36, Last Available: "2021-12"
10836	enhanced super-warmed Vulcanized mirror upside-down anti-creep cream	0		Effect: "Mortarfied", Effect Duration: 14, Last Available: "2021-12"
10837	colloidal quadruple-wet anti-pain cream	0		Effect: "Yes, Can Haz", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2021-12"
10838	acceptable high-proof ghostly wobbly Doc's Special Reserve Wine	6	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10839	flavorless bread pie	4	decent	Last Available: "2021-12"
10840	delicious triple-distilled clear Russian	9	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10841	zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10842	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10843	Crimbo ball	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10844	gooified animal matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10845	pulsating gooified vegetable matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10846	gooified mineral matter	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10847	apple brown pudding pie	3	EPIC	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 13
10848	extra-sweet chocolate and pear nog	3	good	Effect: "Hoity Toity", Effect Duration: 33
10849	coagulated plum pudding isomers	2		Effect: "Festively Experimented-Upon", Effect Duration: 50
10850	goo magnet	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10851	chaotic cozy scarf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10852	jumbo moldy huge Crimbo cookie	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-06"
10853	pressed modified huge fleshy putty	0		Effect: "Dragged Through the Coals", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2021-12"
10854	third ear of the businessman	0		Meat Drop: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2021-12"
10855	shaking festive egg sac	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10856	poisonsettia	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10857	wobbly skewed Rosewater's peppermint-scented socks	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2021-12"
10858	bouncing the Crymbich Manuscript	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10859	jittery projectile chemistry set	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10860	scorching depleted Crimbonium football helmet	0		Hot Damage: +25, Last Available: "2021-12"
10861	synthetic rock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10862	normal &quot;caramel&quot;	4	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10863	brawny self-repairing earmuffs	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10864	bouncing carnivorous potted plant of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2021-12"
10865	upside-down gray universal biscuit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10866	yule hatchet of the cheetah	0		Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2021-12"
10867	squat potato alarm clock	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10868	tasty thick lab-grown meat	5	awesome	Last Available: "2021-12"
10869	fleece of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Last Available: "2021-12"
10870	boxed gumball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10871	upside-down cloning kit	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10872	skewed boxer's pants	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Last Available: "2021-12"
10873	gravedigger's deadly can of mixed everything of mayonnaise	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2021-12"
10874	squat bouncing maroon Site Alpha ID badge	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10875	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	0		Skill: "Ancient Crymbo Lore", Last Available: "2021-12"
10876	miniature normal twirling meatball	2	good	Last Available: "2021-12"
10877	cloned monster	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10878	upside-down meatball machine	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10879	refurbished air fryer	0		Last Available: "2021-12"
10880	vaporized spinning squat wobbly fried air	1		Last Available: "2021-12"
10881	11-leaf clover	0		
10882	carton of astral energy drinks	0		
10883	compressed astral energy drink	1		
10884	mint condition magnifying glass	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10885	skewed Annie Oakley's Fonzie's magnifying glass of Calamity Jane	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Critical Hit Percent: 35, Last Available: "2022-12"
10886	watered-down perfectly mixed blue void lager	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
10887	thick normal olive void burger	5	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
10888	void stone	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
10889	Jim Carey's energetic void shard of the brazier of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Monster Level: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
10890	ghostly fuchsia undrilled cosmic bowling ball	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-01"
10891	jittery cosmic bowling ball	0		Last Available: "2022-01"
10892	combat lover's locket lockbox	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-02"
10893	greedy combat lover's locket	0		Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Gear Drop: [pref(locketPhylum,demon)*50], Last Available: "2022-02"
10894	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	0		
10895	grey gosling	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-03"
10896	grey down vest	0		Experience (familiar): +2
10897	spinning cyan trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10898	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-04"
10899	mirror frightening Lo Pan's Annie Oakley's occult unbreakable umbrella (broken)	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Spooky Damage: +5
10900	MayDay&trade; contract	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-05"
10901	MayDay&trade; supply package	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10902	frozen emergency glowstick	0		Effect: "Almost Cool", Effect Duration: 11, Last Available: "2022-05"
10903	frosty survival knife	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10904	blinking boxer's crank-powered radio on a lanyard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10905	gray Temple Grandin's headlamp	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10906	wholesome rock-hard educational thermal blanket	0		Experience: +1, Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10907	yellow atlas of local maps of the early riser	0		Adventures: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-05"
10908	anodized purple spare battery	0		Effect: "Gingerbread Robust", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2022-05"
10909	narrow yellow space blanket	0		Last Available: "2022-05"
10910	quantum single-use dust mask	0		Effect: "Your Eyes are Peeled!", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2022-05"
10911	concentrated gaffer's tape	0		Effect: "Just the Brown Ones", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2022-05"
10912	bland 20-lb can of rice and beans	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-05"
10913	bar of freeze-dried water	1	good	Last Available: "2022-05"
10914	spoiled yellow expired MRE	3	crappy	Last Available: "2022-05"
10915	toothsome cool mint precipice bar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2022-05"
10916	moldy low-calorie special carrot cake precipice bar	1	crappy	Effect: "Heightened Senses", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-05"
10917	The Big Book of Every Skill	0		
10918	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	0		
10919	packaged June cleaver	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-06"
10920	rosewater-soaked sage June cleaver of mayonnaise	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Stench Resistance: +3, Attacks Can't Miss, Last Available: "2022-06"
10921	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Dad's brandy	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10922	fireproof teacher's pen of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-06"
10923	bite-sized bland fire-roasted lake trout	1	decent	Last Available: "2022-06"
10924	spoiled big guilty sprout	5	crappy	Last Available: "2022-06"
10925	upside-down Sherlock's veiny mother's necklace	0		Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2022-06"
10926	energized red trampled ticket stub	0		Effect: "La Bamba", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2022-06"
10927	non-energized savings bond	0		Effect: "Go Get 'Em, Tiger!", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2022-06"
10928	narrow designer sweatpants (new stock)	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-07"
10929	wobbly upside-down designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze", Last Available: "2022-07"
10930	dehydrated sweat-ade	1		Last Available: "2022-07"
10931	unopened stillsuit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-08"
10932	stillsuit	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Experience (familiar): +1, Familiar Damage: +10, Last Available: "2022-08"
10933	spinning thick dinosaur	0		
10934	bouncing dinosaur scale	0		
10935	pristine dinosaur feather	0		
10936	nasty dinosaur spike	0		
10937	wicked pterodactyl rifle	0		Spell Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Snipe Pterodactyl"
10938	birdseed hat	0		
10939	flatusaur gasmask	0		
10940	dinosaur dart	0		
10941	chilled double-nitrogenated Dino DNAde&trade;	0		Effect: "Sweet Tooth", Effect Duration: 52
10942	blurry purple dinosaur repellent	0		
10943	wobbly sharpshooter's camouflage vest	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10
10944	pulsating Dinodollar	0		
10945	shaking valuable dinosaur droppings	0		
10946	blue dinosaur pheromone kit	0		
10947	ghostly zippy dance instructor's educational awkward dinosaur research harness	0		Experience: +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Initiative: +20
10948	horrifying reflective vest	0		Spooky Damage: +25
10949	miser's dinosaur	0		Meat Drop: +10
10950	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	0		
10951	packaged Jurassic Parka	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-09"
10952	mirror crafty stylish Jurassic Parka	0		Moxie: +25, Maximum MP: +10, Avoid Attack: 1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Engage ultra-attractive parka mode", Last Available: "2022-09"
10953	boxed autumn-aton	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-10"
10954	gray huge autumn-aton	0		Last Available: "2022-10"
10955	chilled huge autumn leaf	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 13, Last Available: "2022-10"
10956	boozy bad red AutumnFest ale	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10957	ribald hardened dance instructor's autumn sweater-weather sweater	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Damage Reduction: 3, Sleaze Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10958	electrified steel-toed autumn debris shield of the bloodbag of horror	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Maximum HP: +100, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10959	miniature spoiled autumn-spice donut	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-10"
10960	ionized autumn dollar	0		Effect: "Extra-Sharp Weapon", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2022-10"
10961	bouncing mansplainer's forbidden smartaleck's autumn leaf pendant	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Monster Level: +15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2022-10"
10962	twisted shaking autumn breeze	1		Last Available: "2022-10"
10963	flattened wet blurry autumn years wisdom	0		Effect: "Salamander In Your Stomach", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2022-10"
10964	familiar-in-the-middle wrapper	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
10965	bad watered-down spinning Oopsie IPA	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-10"
10966	mummified entombed cookbookbat	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-11"
10967	fuchsia Yeast of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10968	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10969	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11"
10970	decent ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10971	toothsome thick Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	5	awesome	Last Available: "2022-11"
10972	normal roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10973	flavorless miniature St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	2	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10974	special stale Pete's wiley whey bar	3	decent	Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2022-11"
10975	decent Pete's rich ricotta	3	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10976	tolerable maroon Boris's beer	4	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10977	stale honey bun of Boris	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10978	jumbo bland pulsating Boris's bread	5	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10979	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "ratatouille de Jarlsberg"
10980	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Jarlsberg's vegetable soup"
10981	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg"
10982	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "St. Pete's sneaky smoothie"
10983	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's wiley whey bar"
10984	ghostly Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pete's rich ricotta"
10985	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's beer"
10986	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "honey bun of Boris"
10987	narrow Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Boris's bread"
10988	moldy snack-sized pulsating spinning baked veggie ricotta casserole	2	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10989	stale immense plain calzone	7	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10990	bland ghostly roasted vegetable focaccia	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-11"
10991	normal small Pizza of Legend	2	good	Last Available: "2022-11"
10992	gigantic spoiled Calzone of Legend	10	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
10993	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Calzone of Legend"
10994	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Pizza of Legend"
10995	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "roasted vegetable focaccia"
10996	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "plain calzone"
10997	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "baked veggie ricotta casserole"
10998	cookbookbat book	0		Familiar Weight: +5
10999	huge Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	0		Last Available: "2022-11", Recipe: "Deep Dish of Legend"
11000	moldy huge huge Deep Dish of Legend	8	crappy	Last Available: "2022-11"
11001	deed to Oliver's Place	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-01"
11002	drink chit	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11003	blinking government per-diem	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11004	supercharged prohie's hat	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-01"
11005	extra-activated non-colloidal yellow imported taffy	0		Effect: "White Blooded", Effect Duration: 42, Last Available: "2024-01"
11006	auspicious forbidden Charleston shoes	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Item Drop: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11007	booze bindle	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11008	mirror executive occult rare oboe	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11009	tumbling resourceful strapping bullet necklace	0		Muscle: +5, Maximum MP: +50, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11010	huge yummy bouncing swamp haunch	9	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11011	chaotic gator shades of courage	0		Spell Critical Percent: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-01"
11012	milk cap	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11013	acceptable blue shaking Charleston Choo-Choo	4	good	Last Available: "2024-01"
11014	enchanted mediocre Velvet Veil	3	decent	Effect: "Resilient Spirit", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-01"
11015	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic Marltini	1	super ultra EPIC	Last Available: "2024-01"
11016	smooth enchanted Strong, Silent Type	3	awesome	Effect: "Ruby-ous", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2024-01"
11017	delicious watered-down upside-down Mysterious Stranger	2	awesome	Last Available: "2024-01"
11018	mediocre Champagne Shimmy	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-01"
11019	the Sot's parcel	0		Last Available: "2024-01"
11020	pulsating wicked dance instructor's ceramic cestus	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Spell Damage: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Punch", Last Available: "2023-12"
11021	frosty dog trainer's Oprah's ceramic centurion shield	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Bash", Last Available: "2023-12"
11022	thinker's ceramic celery grater of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Grate", Last Available: "2023-12"
11023	gravedigger's foul-smelling Temple Grandin's ceramic celsiturometer	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Stench Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Boil", Last Available: "2023-12"
11024	wholesome personal trainer's slick ceramic cerecloth belt	0		Moxie: +10, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Skullgaze", Last Available: "2023-12"
11025	ribald chilly ceramic cenobite's robe of courage	0		Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Ceramic Cenobitize", Last Available: "2023-12"
11026	diluted cyan ceramic scree	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11027	activated extra-hard jawbreaker	0		Effect: "Wreathed in Smoke", Effect Duration: 28
11028	toasty careful educational chiffon chevrons	0		Experience: +1, Monster Level: -10, Hot Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11029	avaricious sizzling manspreader's chiffon chapeau	0		Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +30, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11030	huge lightning-fast veiny smartaleck's chiffon chamberpot	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +10, Initiative: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11031	executive ruddy chiffon chemise of the brazier	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Hot Spell Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +40, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11032	prompt forbidden weightlifter's chiffon chakram	0		Muscle: +15, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Adventures: +3, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11033	mirror nasty nippy supercool chiffon chaps	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Stench Damage: +5, Damage Aura: 1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11034	modified jittery purple chiffon carbage	1		Last Available: "2023-12"
11035	polarized alkaline energized blurry tumbling chiffon lemon	0		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 50
11036	bland chocomotive	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11037	flavorless freightcake	3	decent	Last Available: "2022-12"
11038	acceptable cabooze	4	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11039	plastic caboose	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11040	plastic passenger car of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: -15, Last Available: "2022-12"
11041	greedy plastic dining car	0		Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11042	Temple Grandin's plastic coal car of courage	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2022-12"
11043	bouncing padded plastic locomotive	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2022-12"
11044	packaged model train set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2022-12"
11045	model train set	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11046	jittery Crimbo training manual	0		
11047	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	0		
11048	Trainbot radar monocle	0		Single Equip
11049	pile of Trainbot parts	0		
11050	liquefied flattened oxidized pulsating blinking Trainbot circuitry	0		Effect: "Sleazy Weapon", Effect Duration: 29
11051	polymerized blinking Trainbot tubing	0		Effect: "White-boy Angst", Effect Duration: 64
11052	cold-filtered adjusted ghostly Trainbot plating	0		Effect: "Once Bitten Twice Fried", Effect Duration: 28
11053	unsweetened polarized narrow Trainbot optics	0		Effect: "You Drank Fish Wine", Effect Duration: 56
11054	moist magnetized Trainbot servomotors	0		Effect: "Neutered Nostrils", Effect Duration: 59
11055	activated corrupted upside-down Trainbot linkages	0		Effect: "Inebriate Pride", Effect Duration: 64
11056	ping-pong paddle	0		Single Equip
11057	ping-pong ball	0		
11058	bouncing Trainbot harness of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25
11059	ping-pong table	0		
11060	Crimbo train emergency brake	0		
11061	fuchsia Trainbot autoassembly module	0		
11062	blinking lard-coated shellacked head-mounted Trainbot of the boozehound	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100, Last Available: "2022-12"
11063	Jeselnik's stylish leg-mounted Trainbots of James Dean	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +3, Sleaze Damage: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11064	yellow curative smartaleck's shoulder-mounted Trainbot of the pedagogue	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11065	cinnamon machine oil	0		
11066	blue Crimbo crystal shards	0		
11067	watered-down tolerable shaking dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	2	good	
11068	shaking lost elf luggage	0		
11069	Trainbot luggage hook	0		Single Equip
11070	spoiled diet purple honey-drenched ham slice	1	crappy	
11071	bad mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	4	decent	
11072	decent Crimbo food scraps	3	good	
11073	tumbling arm towel	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11074	automatic wine thief	0		Single Equip
11075	table-scraper	0		Single Equip
11076	Trainbot slag	0		
11077	ghostly industrially-crushed ice	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11078	tasty miniature blurry steamed oyster	2	awesome	
11079	really nice lump of coal	0		
11080	deactivated mini-Trainbot	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11081	steam unit	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11082	bouncing crystal Crimbo goblet	0		
11083	bouncing crystal Crimbo platter	0		
11084	artisanal Crimbosmopolitan	3	super EPIC	Last Available: "2022-12"
11085	normal Crimbo dinner	3	good	Last Available: "2022-12"
11086	teal ghostly overloaded Yule battery	0		Familiar Weight: +25, Last Available: "2022-12"
11087	train whistle	0		Last Available: "2022-12"
11088	The Superconductor's CPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2022-12"
11089	unoccupied sheep suit	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11090	tumbling half-height cigar	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11091	grubby wool	0		
11092	maroon frosty Van der Graaf slick grubby wool hat	0		Moxie: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7
11093	miser's grubby wool scarf of temperance	0		Sleaze Resistance: +5, Meat Drop: +10, Single Equip
11094	pulsating dog trainer's steel-toed grubby wool trousers of temperance	0		Damage Reduction: 9, Experience (familiar): +1, Sleaze Resistance: +5
11095	Sherlock's wool supercharged shellacked grubby wool gloves	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
11096	narrow blurry grubby wool beerwarmer	0		
11097	drinkable practically non-alcoholic cyan nice warm beer	1	good	
11098	purple grubby woolball	0		
11099	Rock Garden Guide	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-01"
11100	upside-down packet of rock seeds	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11101	groveling gravel	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11102	mixed fruity pebble	1		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2023-01"
11103	lodestone	0		Effect: "Loded", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2023-01"
11104	spinning milestone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11105	green bolder boulder	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11106	blinking molehill mountain	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11107	blurry whet stone	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11108	mirror blurry hard rock	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11109	stalagmite	0		Last Available: "2023-01"
11110	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	0		
11112	spoiled huge pixel bread	3	crappy	
11113	drinkable upside-down gray pixel whiskey	3	good	
11114	wobbly pixel rock	0		
11115	red S.I.T. Course Voucher	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-02"
11116	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11117	pressed deionized glob of extra-green chlorophyll	0		Effect: "Piratey Flavor", Effect Duration: 57, Last Available: "2023-02"
11118	nitrogenated alkaline jittery mushroom	0		Effect: "Bestial Sympathy", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2023-02"
11119	diffused jittery huge five-fingered fern resin	0		Effect: "Ten out of Ten", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2023-02"
11120	delicious narrow super good fruit	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11121	dried energized spores	1		Last Available: "2023-02"
11122	greedy padded hot pepper	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +20, Lantern: 1, Lantern Element: "Hot", Last Available: "2023-02"
11123	dry purple upside-down pulsating out-of-work circus flea	0		Effect: "Always be Collecting", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11124	extra-grubby grub	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11125	flattened colloidal fire ant pheromones	0		Effect: "Punch Another Day", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2023-02"
11126	pickled huge flapper fly	0		Effect: "Rushtacean'", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2023-02"
11127	delicious high-proof blue shot of wasp venom	8	awesome	Last Available: "2023-02"
11128	quantum filled mosquito	0		Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2023-02"
11129	extra-improved shim of shame shale	0		Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2023-02"
11130	tarnished blinking pebble of proud pyrite	0		Effect: "Stench Jellied", Effect Duration: 51, Last Available: "2023-02"
11131	alkaline pile of gritty sand	0		Effect: "Dreadful Fear", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2023-02"
11132	hollow rock	0		Last Available: "2023-02"
11133	irradiated angry agate	0		Effect: "Well-Oiled", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2023-02"
11134	dry lump of loyal latite	0		Effect: "Hot Blooded", Effect Duration: 54, Last Available: "2023-02"
11135	rotten jumbo jittery shadow sausage	5	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11136	ghostly horrifying frosty shadow skin	0		Cold Spell Damage: +10, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11137	wet shadow flame	0		Effect: "Spirit of Alph", Effect Duration: 68, Last Available: "2023-03"
11138	delicious shadow bread	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-03"
11139	narrow shadow ice	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11140	tolerable shadow fluid	4	good	Last Available: "2023-03"
11141	shadow glass	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11142	skewed ghostly shadow brick	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11143	lime green shadow sinew	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11144	hand-crafted shadow venom	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-03"
11145	vaporized olive shadow nectar	1		Last Available: "2023-03"
11146	nasty healthy shadow stick of horror	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Stench Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-03"
11147	Usain Bolt's brawny bat paw	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Initiative: +80
11148	uncursed bat paw of doom	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +50
11149	zippy friendly groovy goblin cape	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +20
11150	blinking Lo Pan's uncursed goblin cape	0		Spell Critical Percent: +30
11151	deadly dragon wishbone of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Weapon Damage: +5
11152	ruddy uncursed dragon wishbone	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40
11153	sizzling resourceful Oprah's stats of Gandalf	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Maximum MP: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +20, Hot Damage: +10
11154	narrow uncursed stats of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25
11155	stanky friendly arcane orb	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25
11156	twirling groovy uncursed arcane orb	0		Moxie Percent: +10
11157	spinning machete of the boozehound	0		Booze Drop: +100
11158	twirling fortified uncursed machete	0		Damage Absorption: +60
11159	tumbling blanket	0		
11160	maroon uncursed blanket	0		
11161	mirror narrow medical-grade dangerous medallion of bravery	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +5, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10
11162	pulsating uncursed medallion of James Dean	0		Experience (Moxie): +3
11163	Advanced Pig Skinning	0		
11164	bouncing The Cheese Wizard's Companion	0		
11165	twirling Jazz Agent sheet music	0		
11166	tumbling Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	0		
11167	shadowy cheat sheet	0		Free Pull
11168	shaking closed-circuit phone system	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-03"
11169	spinning closed-circuit pay phone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11170	shadow lighter	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11171	shadow heptahedron	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11172	shadow snowflake	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11173	huge shadow heart	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11174	shadow bucket	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11175	shadow wave	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11176	Rufus's shadow lodestone	0		Last Available: "2023-03"
11177	Usain Bolt's sharpshooter's therapeutic shadow chef's hat	0		Critical Hit Percent: +10, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2023-03"
11178	friendly veiny shadow trousers of the cheetah	0		Maximum HP: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2023-03"
11179	padded occult shadow hammer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +25, Damage Absorption: +20, Last Available: "2023-03"
11180	maroon horrifying hale dangerous shadow monocle	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-03"
11181	bouncing shadow candle	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shadow Flame", Last Available: "2023-03"
11182	spoiled snack-sized shadow hot dog	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-03"
11183	mediocre ghostly pulsating shadow martini	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-03"
11184	twisted shadow pill	1		
11185	wobbly shadow needle	0		
11186	cursed monkey's paw	0		All Attributes: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10, All Resistance: +2, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Slap", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Tickle", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Evil Monkey Eye", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Peace Sign", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Point", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Monkey Punch", Last Available: "2023-04"
11187	monkey glove	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-04"
11188	adjusted Vulcanized shadow candy	0		Effect: "Melancholy Burden", Effect Duration: 16
11189	replica Mr. Accessory	0		
11190	replica Dark Jill-O-Lantern	0		
11191	shaking replica hand turkey outline	0		
11192	replica crimbo elfling	0		
11193	blue skewed replica pygmy bugbear shaman	0		
11194	tumbling yellow dedigitizer schematic: cyburger	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11195	replica gravy-covered maypole	0		Item Drop: +25
11196	wobbly replica wax lips	0		Experience: +3
11197	replica Tome of Snowcone Summoning	0		
11198	dedigitizer schematic: cybeer	0		Last Available: "2025-12", Softcore Only
11199	family-friendly electrified replica jewel-eyed wizard hat of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +1, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Magic Missile"
11200	twirling sizzling forbidden razor-sharp replica bottle-rocket crossbow	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Hot Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire red bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire blue bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire orange bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire purple bottle-rocket", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire black bottle-rocket"
11201	blinking horrifying scorching padded grievous replica navel ring of navel gazing	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Damage Absorption: +20, Hot Damage: +25, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Item Drop (sporadic): 4.25, Meat Drop (sporadic): 4.25
11202	supercharged weightlifter's replica V for Vivala mask	0		Muscle: +15, Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Creepy Grin"
11203	studded supercool replica haiku katana of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Damage Absorption: +80, Candy Drop: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Raindrop Attack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summer Siesta", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Falling Leaf Whirlwind", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Winter's Bite Technique", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The 17 Cuts"
11204	replica box of fireworks	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire off a Roman Candle", Item Drop (sporadic): +12.5
11205	huge wobbly replica cotton candy cocoon	0		
11206	green tumbling double-paned Annie Oakley's healthy beefy replica Elvish sunglasses	0		Muscle: +10, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Critical Hit Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play an Accordion Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Guitar Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Drum Solo", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play a Flute Solo"
11207	replica squamous polyp	0		
11208	replica stone sphere	0		
11209	inspector's cool replica Greatest American Pants of the storm	0		Moxie: +5, Maximum MP Percent: +40, Item Drop: +15
11210	replica organ grinder	0		
11211	yellow Sherlock's crafty arcane researcher's replica Juju Mojo Mask	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Maximum MP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Single Equip
11212	Usain Bolt's greedy replica Operation Patriot Shield of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Meat Drop: +20, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Shield", Variable
11213	replica Libram of Resolutions	0		
11214	huge Jim Carey's hale replica plastic vampire fangs of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Maximum HP: +20, Monster Level: +25, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Feed"
11215	replica angel	0		
11216	tumbling shaking Sherlock's replica Camp Scout backpack	0		Item Drop: +25, Drops Items
11217	replica deactivated nanobots	0		
11218	pulsating replica Apathargic Bandersnatch	0		
11219	replica Smith's Tome	0		
11220	pulsating replica over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	0		
11221	replica Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	0		
11222	olive shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-05"
11223	sizzling veiny Cincho de Mayo of Calamity Jane of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Hot Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza", Last Available: "2023-05"
11224	upside-down dedigitizer schematic: psilocyber mushroom	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11225	replica Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	0		
11226	blurry replica still grill	0		
11227	replica Crimbo sapling	0		
11228	replica puck	0		
11229	gray replica Chateau Mantegna room key	0		
11230	replica Deck of Every Card	0		
11231	yellow bouncing replica Source terminal	0		
11232	replica disconnected intergnat	0		
11233	replica Witchess Set	0		
11234	replica genie bottle	0		
11235	replica space planula	0		
11236	skewed replica unpowered Robortender	0		
11237	narrow red replica Neverending Party invitation envelope	0		
11238	skewed replica January's Garbage Tote	0		
11239	replica God Lobster Egg	0		
11240	censurious replica Fourth of May Cosplay Saber of Tarzan of vim and vigor	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Use the Force"
11241	scorching nippy baleful Herculean replica Kramco Sausage-o-Matic&trade; of the boozehound	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Spell Damage: +25, Cold Damage: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Booze Drop: +100
11242	Usain Bolt's avaricious scorching manspreader's curative studded baleful wicked smooth replica hewn moon-rune spoon of incineration of the sweet-tooth	0		Moxie: +15, Spell Damage: 30, Damage Absorption: +80, Monster Level: +10, Hot Damage: +25, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Meat Drop: +30, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +80, HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Single Equip, Alters Page Text, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Dragoon Platoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spittoon Monsoon", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Festoon Buffoon", Rollover Effect Duration: 50
11243	replica baby camelCalf	0		
11244	blinking flame-wreathed clever replica Powerful Glove of the cougar of Tarzan	0		Moxie: +20, Experience (Muscle): +3, Maximum MP: +20, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Replace Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Shrink Enemy", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Invisible Avatar", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "CHEAT CODE: Triple Size"
11245	narrow aromatic wizardly beefy replica Cargo Cultist Shorts	0		Muscle: +10, Mysticality: +25, Stench Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5
11246	flame-retardant dog trainer's hardened forbidden sage replica industrial fire extinguisher of the scaredy-cat	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Damage Reduction: 3, Monster Level: -15, Experience (familiar): +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam 'em Up", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Polar Vortex", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Foam Yourself", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Blast the Area", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Fire Extinguisher: Zone Specific"
11247	yellow replica crystal ball	0		Initiative: +50, Item Drop (sporadic): +25
11248	yellow skewed replica emotion chip	0		Skill: "Replica Emotionally Chipped"
11249	frosty replica Jurassic Parka of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Avoid Attack: 1
11250	replica grey gosling	0		
11251	replica designer sweatpants	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Flood", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Spray", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sweat Sip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Make Sweat-Ade", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drench Yourself in Sweat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sip Some Sweat", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Sweat Out Some Booze"
11252	replica plastic pumpkin bucket	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Item Drop: +13, Sporadic Damage Aura: 0.35
11253	narrow cyan replica Ten Dollars	0		
11254	jittery stanky medical-grade Newton's experienced replica Cincho de Mayo	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Mysticality): +3, Stench Spell Damage: +25, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Dispense Salt and Lime", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Soundtrack", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Fiesta Exit", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Projectile Piñata", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Party Foul", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza"
11255	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	0		
11256	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-06"
11257	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11258	squat teal family-friendly wool wicked sage beefcake's beefy &quot;I survived Y2K&quot; T-Shirt	0		Muscle: 35, Mysticality Percent: +10, Spell Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-06"
11259	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11260	inspector's perfumed pro skateboard	0		Stench Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Kickflip", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do a Method!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Do an epic McTwist!", Last Available: "2023-06"
11261	twirling olive Mr. Accessaturday	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11262	Meat Butler	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11263	Loathing Idol Microphone	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11264	blinking yellow Charter: Nellyville	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11265	fuchsia Manual of Secret Door Detection	0		Last Available: "2023-06", Skill: "Secret Door Awareness"
11266	wobbly Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Douse Foe", Last Available: "2023-06"
11267	censurious flame-wreathed manspreader's thinker's Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +3, Blind, Last Available: "2023-06"
11268	Giant monolith	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11269	Crimbo cookie sheet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11270	VHS Tape	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11271	boiled skewed scroll of minor invulnerability	0		Effect: "Wet Willied", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2023-06"
11272	lime green Lapis Lazuli	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11273	Eye Agate	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11274	blinking purple Azurite	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11275	Arrow (+1)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11276	cold-filtered scroll of protection from lycanthropes	0		Effect: "The Grass...  Is Blue...", Effect Duration: 27, Last Available: "2023-06"
11277	bouncing Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11278	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11279	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11280	ghostly blinking Replica 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11281	upside-down Mr. Big's Wallet	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11282	delicious triple-distilled Sexy Cosmo	7	awesome	Last Available: "2023-06"
11283	Souvenir Chopsticks	0		Last Available: "2023-06"
11284	skewed avaricious dog trainer's friendly red-soled high heels	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Experience (familiar): +1, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-06"
11285	flavorless teal tumbling cyburger	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11286	purple ncle leg of the bloodbag	0		Maximum HP: +100
11287	pulsating sizzling groovy rutabuga bag	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +10
11288	clever mesquito proboscis	0		Maximum MP: +20
11289	senate fly thorax of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20
11290	alkaline bug juice	0		Effect: "Go-Gone", Effect Duration: 21
11291	rosy-cheeked spider leg	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30
11292	crafty beetle antenna	0		Maximum MP: +10
11293	arcane researcher's mantis skull	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10
11294	frozen ionized jittery chitin powder	0		Effect: "Puddingskin", Effect Duration: 48
11295	censurious deadly daddy shortlegs leg	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Sleaze Resistance: +3
11296	Usain Bolt's baleful birdybug antenna	0		Spell Damage: +25, Initiative: +80
11297	blinking steel-toed kilopede skull of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Damage Reduction: 9
11298	galvanized olive haemolymphnode	0		Effect: "All Is Forgiven", Effect Duration: 39
11299	galvanized corrupted chitin powder paste	0		Effect: "damage.enh", Effect Duration: 37
11300	sleeping patriotic eagle	0		Free Pull
11301	upside-down red claw-held flag	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11302	skewed souvenir flag	0		
11303	name change form	0		
11304	squat replica sleeping patriotic eagle	0		
11305	boxed august scepter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-08"
11306	august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!", Last Available: "2023-08"
11307	yummy bite-sized watermelon	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11308	yellow watermelon seed	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11309	shaking water balloon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11310	ghostly thriftshop coupon	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11311	tasty cyan waffle	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-08"
11312	fixodent	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11313	toasty hardened cat o' nine teeth	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11314	supercool tooth cap of temperance	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-08"
11315	bouncing squat smelly dog trainer's toothy trousers	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-08"
11316	spoiled banana split	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-08"
11317	handful of toilet paper	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11318	Mrs. Rush	0		Last Available: "2023-08"
11319	shaking medal	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Experience (familiar): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08"
11320	drinkable enchanted twirling bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	3	good	Effect: "Chorale of Companionship", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2023-08"
11321	spinning experienced supercool baywatch of the scaredy-cat	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Experience: +2, Monster Level: -15, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-08", Nonstackable Watch
11322	green Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11323	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	0		Last Available: "2023-07", Skill: "Perpetrate Mild Evil"
11324	bouncing consolation ribbon	0		Familiar Weight: -10, Experience (familiar): -1, Last Available: "2023-08"
11325	replica august scepter	0		All Attributes: +15, HP Regen Min: 10, HP Regen Max: 15, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 1st: Mountain Climbing Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 2nd: Find an Eleven-Leaf Clover Day", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 3rd: Watermelon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 4th: Water Balloon Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 5th: Oyster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 6th: Fresh Breath Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 7th: Lighthouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 8th: Cat Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 9th: Hand Holding Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 10th: World Lion Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 11th: Presidential Joke Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 12th: Elephant Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 13th: Left/Off Hander's Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 14th: Financial Awareness  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 15th: Relaxation Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 16th: Roller Coaster Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 17th: Thriftshop Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 18th: Serendipity Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 19th: Honey Bee Awareness Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 20th: Mosquito Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 21st: Spumoni Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 22nd: Tooth Fairy Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 23rd: Ride the Wind Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 24th: Waffle Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 25th: Banana Split Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 26th: Toilet Paper Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 27th: Just Because Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 28th: Race Your Mouse Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 29th: More Herbs, Less Salt  Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 30th: Beach Day!", Conditional Skill (Inventory): "Aug. 31st: Cabernet Sauvignon  Day!"
11326	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	0		
11327	residual chitin paste	0		Skill: "Chitinous Soul"
11328	powdered teal shaking concentrated cooking	1		Effect: "Ode to Booze", Effect Duration: 10
11329	mixed huge huge meat	1		
11330	diluted tumbling sparkling orb	1		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 5
11331	dried pulsating hardening cream	1		
11332	pickled pool shark hair oil	1		Effect: "Charrrming", Effect Duration: 35
11333	book of facts	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11334	squat narrow book of facts (dog-eared)	0		Skill: "Just the Facts", Last Available: "2023-09"
11335	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-10"
11336	blurry LED candle	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2023-10"
11337	map to a candy-rich block	0		Last Available: "2023-10"
11338	extra-chilled blue sampler size toothpaste	0		Effect: "Loco Motives", Effect Duration: 32
11339	Franken Stein	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Toast your enemy"
11340	A Guide to Burning Leaves	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +0.5
11341	blinking inflammable leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11342	ghostly rake	0		Item Drop: +1, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11343	wobbly rake of the pedagogue	0		Experience: +3, Last Available: "2023-11", Leaves: +1.5
11344	autumnic bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11345	upside-down forest canopy bed	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11346	day shortener	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11347	extra time	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11348	blurry perfumed sizzling autumnal aegis	0		Hot Damage: +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11349	diffused ionized polarized tumbling distilled resin	0		Effect: "Cold Hard Skin", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2023-11"
11350	super-heated leaf	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11351	purple lit leaf lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11352	green tied-up leaflet	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11353	tied-up monstera	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11354	wobbly huge tied-up leaviathan	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11355	bouncing experienced thinker's impromptu torch	0		Mysticality: +10, Experience: +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11356	purple smooth fig leaf of courage	0		Moxie: +15, Spooky Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11357	up-at-dawn smoldering drape of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2023-11"
11358	purple ghostly smoldering leafcutter ant egg	0		Last Available: "2023-11"
11359	lard-coated steel-toed cool leaf crown of Calamity Jane of the sewer of temperance	0		Moxie: +5, Damage Reduction: 9, Critical Hit Percent: +15, Stench Damage: +25, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2023-11"
11360	bland leafy browns	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-11"
11361	enhanced adjusted autumnic balm	0		Effect: "Supafly", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2023-11"
11362	enhanced flattened modified coping juice	0		Effect: "Sagittarius Rising", Effect Duration: 48, Last Available: "2023-11"
11363	greasy ruddy rosy-cheeked candy cane sword cane of the scaredy-cat	0		Maximum HP Percent: 70, Monster Level: -15, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Stab", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Surprisingly Sweet Slash", Last Available: "2023-12", Rollover Effect Duration: 250
11364	wrapped candy cane sword cane	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2023-12"
11365	Elf Guard patrol cap	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11366	narrow upside-down Elf Guard hotpants	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11367	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11368	Crimbuccaneer breeches	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11369	blinking narrow automa-bot parts	0		
11370	security automa-core	0		
11371	clerical automa-core	0		
11372	yellow handful of Boltsmann bearings	0		
11373	Spring Bros. solenoid	0		
11374	teal Spring Bros. ID badge	0		
11375	Boltsmann ID badge	0		
11376	housekeeping automa-core	0		
11377	pulsating housekeeping robot	0		
11378	adequate low-calorie pickled bread	1	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11379	yummy salted mutton	3	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11380	delicious tumbling corned beet	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11381	tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory	0		Weapon Damage: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Armory"
11382	tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall	0		Booze Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Crimbuccaneer Grog Hall"
11383	tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall	0		Food Drop: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Elf Guard Mess Hall"
11384	tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry	0		Initiative: +3, Display Name: "tiny Crimbuccaneer Foundry"
11385	tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)	0		All Attributes: +3, Display Name: "tiny plastic Abuela's Cottage (Pirate Control)"
11386	bouncing pirate encryption key alpha	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11387	wobbly pirate encryption key bravo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11388	pirate encryption key charlie	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11389	pirate encryption key delta	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11390	wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11391	futuristic shirt	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11392	futuristic hat	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11393	futuristic collar	0		Lasts Until Rollover
11394	crated wardrobe-o-matic	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11395	stale peppermint donut	3	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11396	Temple Grandin's Elf Guard insignia (private)	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11397	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11398	military-grade peppermint oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11399	narrow Crimbuccaneer whale oil	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11400	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11401	drinkable Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11402	Elf Army machine parts	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11403	twirling Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11404	thinker's strapping Crimbuccaneer lantern of incineration	0		Muscle: +5, Mysticality: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11405	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11406	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11407	cyan gravedigger's Crimbuccaneer shirt	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11408	Elf Guard MPC	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11409	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11410	supercharged Elf Guard commandeering gloves	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", Piece of Twelve Drop: 0.5
11411	frozen galvanized quantum lime green Elf Guard eyedrops	0		Effect: "Puzzle Fury", Effect Duration: 37, Last Available: "2023-12"
11412	upside-down Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11413	mirror green mirror Elf Guard honor present	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11414	blinking Temple Grandin's beefy Elf Guard officer's sidearm	0		Muscle: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Last Available: "2023-12"
11415	blinking Herculean Elf Guard insignia (general) of wisdom	0		Mysticality: +15, Experience (Muscle): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11416	watered-down mediocre Crimbow Rainbo	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11417	Elf Guard strategic map	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11418	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11419	Sherlock's Newton's Elf Guard broom	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11420	Usain Bolt's Jeselnik's Tesla Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	0		Sleaze Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11421	Elf Guard hangover cure	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11422	hand-crafted strong old-school pirate grog	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11423	toothsome jumbo blurry grog nuts	5	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11424	ghostly up-at-dawn nippy sawed-off blunderbuss of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Cold Damage: +10, Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11425	aged practically non-alcoholic officer's nog	1	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11426	peppermint bomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11427	delicious small sundae ration	2	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11428	normal peppermint tack	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11429	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11430	rotten whalesteak	3	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11431	ghostly Jeselnik's stanky electrified whalegun	0		Stench Spell Damage: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11432	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11433	skewed Elf Guard payroll bag	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11434	Oprah's Elf Guard clipboard of the wise owl of the sweet-tooth	0		Mysticality: +20, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Candy Drop: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11435	purple up-at-dawn pegfinger	0		Adventures: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12", MPC Drop: 0.5
11436	weak mediocre and claret	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11437	avaricious Elf Guard and beret	0		Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2023-12"
11438	ghostly zippy Sinatra's experienced shipwright's hammer	0		Experience: +2, Experience (Moxie): +5, Initiative: +20, Last Available: "2023-12"
11439	twirling prompt hardy supercool gunwale	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Maximum HP: +50, Adventures: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11440	ghostly miser's smelly forbidden Kelflar vest	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11441	anodized pressed blinking whale cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Deadly Flashing Blade", Effect Duration: 66, Last Available: "2023-12"
11442	horrifying brawny Crimbuccaneer runebone	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11443	pulsating cannonbomb	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11444	Elf Guard mouthknife of Tarzan of chilblains	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11445	stylish Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) of the dark arts	0		Moxie: +25, Spell Damage Percent: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11446	huge quilted Elf Guard fuel tank	0		Damage Absorption: +40, Last Available: "2023-12"
11447	wobbly personal trainer's strapping massive wrench of courage	0		Muscle: +5, Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11448	dangerous brown pirate pants of the bloodbag	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11449	narrow Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11450	shaking The Encyclopedia of Fruit	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11451	punching mirror	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11452	flame-retardant lard-coated Lo Pan's smartaleck's Elf dessert spoon of dire peril of the businessman	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Hot Resistance: +1, Meat Drop: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11453	narrow Fonzie's beefy Elf Guard SCUBA tank	0		Muscle: +10, Experience (Moxie): +1, Adventure Underwater, Last Available: "2023-12"
11454	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11455	weightlifter's free boots of Flo-Jo	0		Muscle: +15, Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "The Old One-Two (Kick)", Last Available: "2023-12"
11456	fuchsia baby rigging snake	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11457	scorching dance instructor's Socratic Elvish underarmor	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Hot Damage: +25, Single Equip, Last Available: "2023-12"
11458	clever Crimbuccaneer bombjacket of the detective	0		Maximum MP: +20, Item Drop: +20, Combat Item Damage Percent: 100, Last Available: "2023-12"
11459	spoiled upside-down bouncing sugarplum ration	4	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11460	flavorless massive gingerbread nylons	6	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11461	decent immense squat rum-soaked fruitcake	7	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11462	decent ghostly lime	3	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11463	delicious upside-down gingerbread pirate	4	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11464	moldy snack-sized fruit-stuffed rumcake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11465	perfectly mixed mirror mulled wine	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11466	bad special Swedish coffee	4	decent	Effect: "Sugar, Hello", Effect Duration: 10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11467	high-proof delicious canteen of eggnog	6	awesome	Last Available: "2023-12"
11468	weak mediocre jittery hot wine	2	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11469	irresponsibly strong mediocre upside-down Jamaican coffee	7	decent	Last Available: "2023-12"
11470	acceptable flask of egggrog	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11471	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11472	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11473	pirate encryption key (complete)	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11474	artisanal yule grog	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2023-12"
11475	half-sized spoiled wet tack	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11476	rotten small whalecake	2	crappy	Last Available: "2023-12"
11477	family-friendly wool chilly gunwale whalegun	0		Cold Damage: +5, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Shoot, Gunwale Whalegun, Shoot!", Last Available: "2023-12"
11478	tolerable and claret	4	good	Last Available: "2023-12"
11479	rigging knot	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11480	trick coin	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11481	mirror Usain Bolt's scorching Elf Guard squirtgun	0		Hot Damage: +25, Initiative: +80, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Peppermint Squirt", Last Available: "2023-12"
11482	chest of &quot;pirate gold&quot;	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11483	Jack Frost's sequin-encrusted sweater	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2023-12"
11484	ribald energetic replica Elf Guard medal of courage	0		Maximum MP Percent: +20, Sleaze Damage: +10, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2023-12"
11485	skewed Lil' Snowball Factory	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11486	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11487	prank Crimbo card	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11488	skewed huge Sinatra's stylish Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	0		Moxie: +25, Experience (Moxie): +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11489	My First Paycheck envelope	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11490	toasty Annie Oakley's barnacle-encrusted sweater of Leguizamo	0		Critical Hit Percent: +20, Monster Level: +20, Hot Damage: +5, Last Available: "2023-12"
11491	wool Temple Grandin's supercool Crimbuccaneer nose ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2023-12"
11492	pet anchor	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11493	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11494	jittery Elf Guard safety bear	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11495	kraken	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11496	blurry ghostly precision snowball	0		Last Available: "2023-12"
11497	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Cooking", Last Available: "2023-12"
11498	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	0		Skill: "Old-School Cocktailcrafting", Last Available: "2023-12"
11499	mirror Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Extortion Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11500	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	0		Skill: "Fruit Recognition", Last Available: "2023-12"
11501	wobbly Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	0		Skill: "Elf Guard Relaxation Techniques", Last Available: "2023-12"
11502	modified military candy cane	0		Effect: "The Chains Down In The Belly-O", Effect Duration: 19
11503	frozen groggipop	0		Effect: "Innately Truthy", Effect Duration: 68
11504	baleful experienced moss mace	0		Experience: +2, Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Moss Mugging", Last Available: "2024-12"
11505	Socratic moss megaphone of the bloodbag	0		Experience (Mysticality): +1, Maximum HP: +100, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Megaphone Whisper", Last Available: "2024-12"
11506	vibrating moss medal	0		Maximum MP Percent: +10, Item Drop: +5, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brandish Moss Medal", Last Available: "2024-12"
11507	prompt educational moss mitre	0		Experience: +1, Adventures: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Soul Genuflection", Last Available: "2024-12"
11508	deadly moss mantle of courage	0		Weapon Damage: +5, Spooky Resistance: +3, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Drop Mantle", Last Available: "2024-12"
11509	smelly flame-wreathed moss marlinspike	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Extra Pickpocket, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11510	denatured spinning cyan moss mulch	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11511	colloidal Vulcanized wobbly moss floss	0		Effect: "Takin' It Greasy", Effect Duration: 51
11512	adobe arsecover	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11513	wobbly adobe adze	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11514	adobe abacus	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11515	adobe ayam	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11516	adobe ascot	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11517	skewed adobe abaya	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11518	denatured adobe assortment	1		Last Available: "2024-12"
11519	triple-deionized enhanced skewed adobe brittle	0		Effect: "Fangs and Pangs", Effect Duration: 60
11520	mirror flame-retardant hale studded crepe paper phrygian cap	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Maximum HP: +20, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap", Last Available: "2025-12"
11521	greedy wizardly crepe paper parachute cape of extreme caution	0		Mysticality: +25, Monster Level: -25, Meat Drop: +20, Last Available: "2025-12"
11522	upside-down wool stiffened Da Vinci's crepe paper pie clip	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Reduction: 1, Cold Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Look through your crepe paper pie clip", Last Available: "2025-12"
11523	narrow Jack Frost's electrified savvy crepe paper puzzle cube	0		Mysticality Percent: +20, Cold Spell Damage: +50, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Play with your crepe paper puzzle", Last Available: "2025-12"
11524	chaotic supercharged crepe paper plunge camisole of the sewer	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Stench Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Leave nothing to the imagination", Last Available: "2025-12"
11525	rock-hard stylish crepe paper polka charm of Leguizamo	0		Moxie: +25, Damage Reduction: 5, Monster Level: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Embrace polka", Last Available: "2025-12"
11526	dried crepe paper pared cuttings	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11527	polymerized crepe paper peanut candy	0		Effect: "A Contender", Effect Duration: 53
11528	shellacked brawny petrified wood war pike	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Damage Reduction: 7, Last Available: "2025-12"
11529	ghostly Temple Grandin's groovy petrified wood waist protector	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Familiar Weight: +7, Single Equip, Avoid Attack: 1, Last Available: "2025-12"
11530	greedy scorching petrified wood wizard's pouch	0		Hot Damage: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Single Equip, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Hot", Lantern Element: "None", Last Available: "2025-12"
11531	olive greedy beefcake's petrified wood water purifier	0		Muscle: +25, Meat Drop: +20, Lantern: 2, Lantern Element: "Cold", Lantern Element: "Sleaze", Last Available: "2025-12"
11532	forbidden petrified wood whoopie panama of dire peril	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-12", Thorns: 1
11533	scandalous petrified wood walking pants of the early riser	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Adventures: +7, Last Available: "2025-12"
11534	vaporized petrified wood waste parts	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11535	dry dry bouncing teal petrified wood wafer praline	0		Effect: "Old School Pompadour", Effect Duration: 63
11536	mediocre shaking cybeer	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-12"
11537	huge ICEbox	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11538	blurry wired underwear	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Refresh HP", Last Available: "2025-12"
11539	spinning encrypted shuriken	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Encrypted Shuriken", Last Available: "2025-12"
11540	baby chest mimic	0		Free Pull
11541	googly chest eyes	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11542	mimic egg	0		
11543	fuchsia forbidden Crimbuccaneer war standard of the sewer	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2023-12"
11544	flame-wreathed hardened Elf Guard war standard	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2023-12"
11545	in-the-box spring shoes	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-02"
11546	gravedigger's clever smartaleck's spring shoes	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +20, Spooky Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Away", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Kick", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Spring Growth Spurt", Drops Items, Last Available: "2024-02"
11547	polarized ultra-soft ferns	0		Effect: "Polar Express", Effect Duration: 60, Last Available: "2024-02"
11548	alkaline crunchy brush	0		Effect: "Incredibly Hulking", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2024-02"
11549	smashed scientific equipment	0		
11550	yellow biphasic molecular oculus	0		No Pull
11551	triphasic molecular oculus	0		
11552	jittery high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 1
11553	ultra-high-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 2
11554	irresponsible-tension exoskeleton	0		Avoid Attack: 3
11555	quick-release belt pouch	0		Single Equip
11556	quick-release fannypack	0		Single Equip
11557	quick-release utility belt	0		Single Equip
11558	avaricious motion sensor	0		Meat Drop: +30, Single Equip
11559	focused magnetron pistol	0		Single Equip
11560	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-03"
11561	twirling shaking MacGyver's thinker's Everfull Dart Holster	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-03"
11562	research fragment	0		
11563	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	0		
11564	boxed Apriling band helmet	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-04"
11565	yellow ribald MacGyver's rosy-cheeked brawny Apriling band helmet of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Muscle Percent: +20, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Maximum MP: +100, Sleaze Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-04"
11566	lightning-fast miser's knitted greasy Apriling band saxophone	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Cold Resistance: +3, Meat Drop: +10, Initiative: +40, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11567	flame-retardant foul-smelling cool Apriling band quad tom of the glutton	0		Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +10, Hot Resistance: +1, Food Drop: +100, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11568	family-friendly gravedigger's wizardly Apriling band tuba of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Mysticality: +25, Spooky Damage: +10, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Item Drop: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11569	Jeselnik's Jim Carey's hardy sinister Socratic Apriling band staff of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Experience (Mysticality): +1, Spell Damage: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Monster Level: +25, Sleaze Damage: +25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11570	Apriling band piccolo	0		Familiar Weight: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-04"
11571	boxed Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11572	blinking Mayam Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-05"
11573	low-calorie rotten fuchsia yam	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11574	mediocre lime green yam martini	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11575	drinkable sweet potato o' mine	4	good	Last Available: "2024-05"
11576	bad practically non-alcoholic huge Southern yam	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11577	mediocre sweet potato punch	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11578	moldy Mayam spinach	3	crappy	Last Available: "2024-05"
11579	toothsome yam and swiss	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-05"
11580	up-at-dawn vibrating Rosewater's yam cannon	0		Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum MP Percent: +10, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11581	yam cannon	0		Initiative: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11582	yam battery	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11583	jittery yam stinkbomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11584	twirling zippy chaotic MacGyver's furry yam buckler	0		Maximum MP: +100, Spell Critical Percent: +10, Initiative: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11585	thanksgiving bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-05"
11586	red greedy rosy-cheeked baleful yamtility belt	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-05"
11587	flavorless squat yam slider	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11588	bland special huge tumbling yam mayo	8	decent	Effect: "No Worries", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-05"
11589	flavorless yam burrito	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-05"
11590	blinking visual packet sniffer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11591	mini kiwi egg	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-06"
11592	aviator goggles	0		
11593	maroon Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	0		
11594	moldy low-calorie mini kiwi	1	crappy	Last Available: "2024-06"
11595	blue Sherlock's veiny ruddy mini kiwi bikini	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Maximum HP: +10, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11596	hand-crafted high-proof mini kiwitini	7	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11597	fuchsia mini kiwi invisible dirigible	0		Familiar Weight: -20, Last Available: "2024-06"
11598	mini kiwi aioli	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11599	fireproof scandalous stylish mini kiwi silicon tiepin	0		Moxie: +25, Sleaze Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2024-06"
11600	yellow squat mini kiwi tipi	0		Last Available: "2024-06"
11601	delicious mini kiwi digitized cookies	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-06"
11602	strong hand-crafted mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	5	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-06"
11603	diffused non-corrupted mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-06"
11604	nitrogenated mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	0		Effect: "Wise Spirit", Effect Duration: 67, Last Available: "2024-06"
11605	mirror maroon Rosewater's mini kiwi whipping stick of the wise owl	0		Mysticality: +20, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2024-06"
11606	teal mini kiwi icepick of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-06"
11607	activated anodized mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	0		Effect: "Pronounced Potency", Effect Duration: 62, Last Available: "2024-06"
11608	upside-down packaged Roman Candelabra	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11609	Roman Candelabra	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Blue Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Green Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Purple Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Red Candle!", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Blow the Yellow Candle!", Last Available: "2024-07"
11610	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	0		
11611	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	0		
11612	jittery protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	0		
11613	spinning protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	0		
11614	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	0		
11615	dog trainer's Temple Grandin's messenger bag RNA of the blizzard	0		Familiar Weight: +7, Experience (familiar): +1, Cold Spell Damage: +25
11616	flagellate flagon	0		
11617	proto-proto-protozoa	0		
11618	big adequate bacteria bisque	5	good	
11619	delicious mirror ciliophora chowder	4	awesome	
11620	rotten yellow cream of chloroplasts	3	crappy	
11621	synaptic soup	0		
11622	muscular soup	0		
11623	gray flagellate soup	0		
11624	elbow soup	0		
11625	mirror lip soup	0		
11626	unevolved organism	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-07"
11627	pulsating extra ooze	0		
11628	extra DNA	0		Experience (familiar): +1
11629	untorn tearaway pants package	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-08"
11630	toasty wholesome Rosewater's stylish tearaway pants of horror	0		Moxie: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Hot Damage: +5, Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Tear Away your Pants!", Last Available: "2024-08"
11631	bouncing baby bodyguard	0		
11632	Doll Moll violin case	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11633	mirror olive Tina gun	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11634	narrow tattoo gun	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
11635	hand-crafted wobbly Colera Peste Nebbiolo	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
11636	longbox of Batfellow comics	0		
11637	skewed Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	0		
11638	bodyguard badge	0		
11639	shaking Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11640	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	0		Skill: "Too Cool"
11641	wobbly boxed Sept-Ember Censer	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-09"
11642	jittery Sept-Ember Censer	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11643	pulsating experienced blade of dismemberment	0		Experience: +2, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11644	Embering Hulk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11645	purple Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11646	skewed Septapus summoning charm	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11647	structural ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11648	Temple Grandin's ruddy wicked embers-only jacket	0		Spell Damage: +5, Maximum HP Percent: +40, Familiar Weight: +7, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11649	rosewater-soaked bembershoot	0		Stench Resistance: +3, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11650	fancy rotten spinning wheel of camembert	4	crappy	Effect: "Cancer Rising", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2024-09"
11651	cyan Usain Bolt's groovy hat of remembering of the cheetah	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: 140, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-09"
11652	throwin' ember	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11653	head of emberg lettuce	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11654	embering hunk	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11655	lime green spinning soft cap of diminishing returns	0		
11656	photo booth sized crate	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11657	boxed bat wings	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-10"
11658	toasty smartaleck's slick bat wings	0		Moxie: +10, Moxie Percent: +30, Hot Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Rest upside down", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Swoop like a Bat", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Summon Cauldron of Bats", Last Available: "2024-10"
11659	ember egg	0		Last Available: "2024-09"
11660	ember	0		Cold Resistance: +1
11661	maroon smelly monocle on a stick of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11662	razor-sharp plastic pipe of the ox	0		Muscle: +20, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11663	perfumed dance instructor's fake arrow-through-the-head	0		Experience Percent (Moxie): +10, Stench Resistance: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11664	prompt studded bow tie	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Adventures: +3, Clowniness: 25, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11665	red wobbly beefcake's fake huge beard of the wise owl	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality: +20, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11666	huge lime green up-at-dawn astronaut helmet of horror	0		Spooky Spell Damage: +25, Adventures: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11667	shaking studded feather boa of courage	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Spooky Resistance: +3, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11668	upside-down Oprah's educational Sheriff badge	0		Experience: +1, Maximum MP Percent: +50, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11669	sizzling lion tamer's Sheriff pistol	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Hot Damage: +10, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11670	jittery double-paned beefcake's Sheriff moustache	0		Muscle: +25, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-10"
11671	grievous photo booth supply list of the empath	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +50, Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Check for photo booth supplies", Last Available: "2024-10"
11672	peace turkey outline	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-11"
11673	tumbling tie-dye headband	0		
11674	big flavorless whirled peas	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11675	fancy bland spinning peaza	4	decent	Effect: "Pharmaceutically Cool", Effect Duration: 15, Last Available: "2024-11"
11676	peace shooter	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11677	vaporized red drenchrome 2.0	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11678	boiled Synapse Blaster	1		Effect: "I See Everything Thrice!", Effect Duration: 35, Last Available: "2025-12"
11679	quantized familiar	0		
11680	quantum watch	0		Adventures: +2
11681	quantized familiar experience	0		
11682	denatured blue pea brittle	0		Effect: "5 Pounds Lighter", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-11"
11683	lousy practically non-alcoholic peasco	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11684	flavorless piece of cake	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-11"
11685	lime green handful of split pea soup	0		Last Available: "2024-11"
11686	wobbly Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2024-12"
11687	upside-down TakerSpace letter of Marque	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11688	bouncing forbidden Fonzie's deft pirate hook	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11689	squat avaricious iron tricorn hat of Gandalf	0		Spell Critical Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Lasts Until Rollover, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Iron Tricorn Headbutt", Last Available: "2024-12"
11690	Herculean jolly roger flag	0		Experience (Muscle): +1, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2024-12"
11691	blinking ghostly sleeping profane parrot	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11692	pirrrate's currrse	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11693	smooth twirling tankard of spiced rum	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11694	perfectly mixed watered-down tumbling bouncing tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11695	packaged luxury garment	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11696	green wool governor's daughter's lace collar	0		Cold Resistance: +1, Last Available: "2024-12"
11697	shaking miser's governor's daughter's petticoats	0		Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11698	governor's daughter's pearl hairpin of the brazier	0		Hot Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11699	pulsating harpoon	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11700	scandalous chili powder cutlass	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11701	super-sized adequate twirling Aztec tamale	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11702	jolly roger tattoo kit	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11703	pet rock	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11704	groggles of the glutton	0		Food Drop: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11705	spinning pirate dinghy	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11706	anchor bomb	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11707	jittery blinking dog trainer's silky pirate drawers of the sewer	0		Experience (familiar): +1, Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11708	spinning spinning yellow profane eye patch	0		Sleaze Damage: +3
11709	extra-polarized Vulcanized peppermint pegleg	0		Effect: "[1701]Hip to the Jive", Effect Duration: 12, Last Available: "2024-12"
11710	tolerable hard cocoa	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11711	fancy normal salmagumdi	4	good	Effect: "Well-preserved", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11712	squat up-at-dawn plastic Easter Island Bunny	0		Adventures: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11713	plastic St. Patrick	0		Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11714	Sherlock's mansplainer's plastic Colonel Brando	0		Monster Level: +15, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11715	Oprah's plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	0		Maximum MP Percent: +50, Last Available: "2024-12"
11716	Van der Graaf plastic &quot;Santa Claus&quot;	0		MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2024-12"
11717	blurry Spirit of Easter	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11718	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11719	pulsating Spirit of Veteran's Day	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11720	Spirit of Thanksgiving	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11721	Spirit of Christmas	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11722	spoiled small twirling coney haunch	2	crappy	Last Available: "2024-12"
11723	double-deionized Vulcanized ionized dark chocolate egg	0		Effect: "Metal Speed", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2024-12"
11724	acceptable moai toai	4	good	
11725	rock-hard moaiball of vim and vigor of the bloodbag	0		Damage Reduction: 5, Maximum HP Percent: +50, Maximum HP: +100, Last Available: "2024-12"
11726	wobbly purple half-digested rat	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11727	electrified four-leaf potato sprout	0		Effect: "Mercenary", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-12"
11728	spinning double-paned potato jacket of the sweet-tooth of the cheetah	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Candy Drop: +100, Initiative: +60, Last Available: "2024-12"
11729	bouncing traumatic holiday memory	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11730	skewed Brandonian footlocker key	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11731	military orb of Tarzan of the scaredy-cat	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Monster Level: -15, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Throw Military Orb", Last Available: "2024-12"
11732	corrupted rum ball	0		Effect: "Lemony Goodness", Effect Duration: 68
11733	gravy skin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11734	lion tamer's gravyskin hat of the blizzard	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Cold Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11735	inspector's arcane researcher's gravyskin buckler	0		Experience Percent (Mysticality): +10, Item Drop: +15, Last Available: "2024-12"
11736	lard-coated gravyskin skirt of vim and vigor	0		Maximum HP Percent: +50, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2024-12"
11737	greasy brawny gravyskin pants	0		Muscle Percent: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Last Available: "2024-12"
11738	colloidal activated mirror twirling crystallized pumpkin spice	0		Effect: "Sparkly!", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2024-12"
11739	stale room scale bean casserole	3	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11740	gray fragile Christmas ornament	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11741	ragged wool yarn	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11742	deadly Fonzie's beefcake's perfect Christmas scarf	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Weapon Damage: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11743	clever fortified snowman-enchanting tophat	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Maximum MP: +20, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Place your hat on their head", Last Available: "2024-12"
11744	adjusted warmed blinking LIDAR candle	0		Effect: "Sepia Tan", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-12"
11745	occult dangerous Congressional Medal of Insanity of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +25, Lantern: 3, Last Available: "2024-12"
11746	mirror pumpkin spice whorl	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11747	bad practically non-alcoholic Easter grasshopper	1	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11748	acceptable Irish eggnog	3	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11749	enchanted watered-down hand-crafted ghostly canteen of jungle juice	2	EPIC	Effect: "Beta Carotene Overdose", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11750	tolerable triple-distilled turchucken	9	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11751	perfectly mixed mechanically-mulled cider	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2024-12"
11752	tolerable boozy ghostly holiday trip around the world	5	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11753	huge bland pulsating chocolate ostrich egg	6	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11754	decent beef and cabbage	4	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11755	gigantic adequate spinning candy rations	8	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11756	flavorless narrow double-candied yams	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11757	flavorless Christmas ham	4	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11758	adequate miniature holiday smorgasbord	2	good	Last Available: "2024-12"
11759	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11760	lime green curative bejazzled eyepatch	0		HP Regen Min: 3, HP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11761	blinking Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11762	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Master Egg Hunter"
11763	bouncing How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11764	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Attract Snakes"
11765	bouncing upside-down Covert Ops for Kids	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11766	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Hide From Seekers"
11767	Holiday Multitasking	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11768	Holiday Multitasking (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Holiday Multitasking"
11769	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11770	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	0		Last Available: "2024-12", Skill: "Reindeer Games"
11771	moai statuette	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11772	shaking ghostly Tesla hardy boxer's egg gun of the blizzard	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +50, Cold Spell Damage: +25, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Egg the face", Last Available: "2024-12"
11773	flame-wreathed army helmet of the brute of the bloodbag	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Maximum HP: +100, Hot Spell Damage: +10, Item Drop: +5, Last Available: "2024-12"
11774	candy egg deviler	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11775	lime green pulsating napkin	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11776	bland super-sized Thanksgiving ration	5	decent	Last Available: "2024-12"
11777	aged Easter eggnog	3	awesome	Last Available: "2024-12"
11778	vaporized clovermint	1		Effect: "Sugary Tongue", Effect Duration: 40, Last Available: "2024-12"
11779	medical-grade studded Da Vinci's nylon Christmas stockings of the cheetah	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Damage Absorption: +80, Initiative: +60, HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2024-12"
11780	narrow tattoo of two turkeys	0		Last Available: "2024-12"
11781	double-cold-filtered ghostly deviled candy egg	0		Effect: "Expert Vacationer", Effect Duration: 53, Last Available: "2024-12"
11782	upside-down McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-01"
11783	padded McHugeLarge duffel bag of mayonnaise	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11784	Lo Pan's hale McHugeLarge left pole of mayonnaise	0		Maximum HP: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30, Sleaze Spell Damage: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Slash", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11785	lightning-fast horrifying Jack Frost's McHugeLarge right pole	0		Cold Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Initiative: +40, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Stab", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11786	wobbly hardy baleful McHugeLarge left ski	0		Spell Damage: +25, Maximum HP: +50, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Avalanche", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11787	blinking razor-sharp groovy McHugeLarge right ski	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Weapon Damage Percent: +25, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "McHugeLarge Ski Plow", Last Available: "2025-01", McHugeLarge
11788	1	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11789	0	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11790	distilled teal eXpand	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11791	brute force hammer	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Brute Force Hammer", Last Available: "2025-12"
11792	datastick	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +1
11793	dedigitizer schematic: brute force hammer	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11794	dedigitizer schematic: malware injector	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11795	yellow dedigitizer schematic: cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11796	dedigitizer schematic: digibritches	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11797	dedigitizer schematic: cryptocloak	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11798	dedigitizer schematic: zero-trust tanktop	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11799	jittery dedigitizer schematic: retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11800	dedigitizer schematic: pocket GPU	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11801	dedigitizer schematic: trojan horseshoe	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11802	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11803	cybervisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12", RAM: +3
11804	retro floppy disk	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11805	pocket GPU	0		Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
11806	skewed shaking malware injector	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Inject Malware", Last Available: "2025-12"
11807	CyberRealm keycode	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
11808	server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11809	3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11810	dedigitizer schematic: 3d printed server room key	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11811	teal logic grenade	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11812	dehydrated spinning psilocyber mushroom	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
11813	dedigitizer schematic: SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11814	dedigitizer schematic: OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11815	narrow dedigitizer schematic: STATS+++ rom chip	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11816	dedigitizer schematic: insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11817	dedigitizer schematic: hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11818	twirling dedigitizer schematic: geofencing rapier	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11819	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11820	dedigitizer schematic: virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11821	SLEEP(5) rom chip	0		Skill: "SLEEP(5)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11822	OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip	0		Skill: "OVERCLOCK(10)", Last Available: "2025-12"
11823	STATS+++ rom chip	0		Skill: "STATS+++", Last Available: "2025-12"
11824	insignificant bit	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11825	parity bit	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11826	yellow hashing vise	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11827	lime green geofencing rapier	0		Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Thrust your geofencing rapier", Last Available: "2025-12"
11828	geofencing shield	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11829	virtual cybertattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
11830	ninja rope	0		
11831	ninja crampons	0		
11832	ninja carabiner	0		
11833	improved pressed wobbly synthetic coffee	0		Effect: "The Q Is Talking To You", Effect Duration: 18
11834	activated iDrops	0		Effect: "Dexteri Tea", Effect Duration: 56
11835	shame coil	0		
11836	spinning new-in-box toy Cupid bow	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-02"
11837	huge toy Cupid bow	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-02"
11838	heat arc	0		
11839	scrape	0		
11840	phantom digit	0		
11841	foul line	0		
11842	dark manioc	0		
11843	twirling wobbly Observer source code	0		
11844	chill gherkin	0		
11845	mirror childrens' stapler	0		
11846	plover's egg	0		
11847	flyswatter	0		
11848	Thwaitgold cordyceps ant statuette	0		
11849	yellow heat particle	0		Hot Damage: +10, Hot Spell Damage: +10
11850	bouncing sore	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10
11851	stomach churner	0		Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10
11852	phantom brace	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Spooky Spell Damage: +10
11853	foul cozy	0		Stench Damage: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10
11854	grim cellophane	0		Combat Rate: -5
11855	rift oculus	0		Combat Rate: +5
11856	lime green sweaty egg	0		HP Regen Min: 4, HP Regen Max: 8
11857	carton of extra-sharp, staples	0		Weapon Damage: +10, Spell Damage: +10
11858	glover liners	0		Pickpocket Chance: +10
11859	mosquito speakers	0		Monster Level: +5
11860	maroon assemble-it-yourself Leprecondo	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-03"
11861	upside-down maroon pulsating Leprecondo	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11862	pickled scoop of pre-workout powder	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11863	green table tennis ball	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11864	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted fuchsia pint of Leprechaun Stout	1	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-03"
11865	denatured blinking skewed phosphor traces	1		Last Available: "2025-03"
11866	crafting plans	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11867	upside-down Book of Irony	0		Skill: "Generate Irony"
11868	squat gray spoon	0		
11869	unironic knife	0		
11870	bar dart	0		Last Available: "2025-03"
11871	distilled teal leprechaun antidepressant pill	1		Effect: "Full-Body Tan", Effect Duration: 5, Last Available: "2025-03"
11872	spoiled tumbling Heck ramen	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11873	moldy jumbo upside-down burrito	5	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11874	big stale huge small beer brat	5	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11875	spoiled peach pie	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-03"
11876	adequate incredible mini-pizza	3	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11877	smooth Divine sidecar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11878	bad tumbling tangarita sidecar	4	decent	Last Available: "2025-03"
11879	aged gimlet sidecar	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11880	drinkable extra-dry vodka stratocaster sidecar	5	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11881	weak aged prussian cathouse sidecar	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-03"
11882	drinkable watered-down bouncing spinning Mon Tiki sidecar	2	good	Last Available: "2025-03"
11883	Packaged April Shower Thoughts Calendar	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-04"
11884	tumbling forbidden April Shower Thoughts shield of the cougar	0		Moxie: +20, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Last Available: "2025-04"
11885	glob of wet paper	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11886	skewed spitball	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11887	unsweetened wet paper weights	0		Effect: "Rave Nirvana", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2025-04"
11888	practically non-alcoholic lousy Three Sheets to the Wind	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-04"
11889	snack-sized delicious teal pile of wet dates	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-04"
11890	papier Mach 1 airplane	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11891	wet blanket	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11892	supercool wet shower cap	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Last Available: "2025-04"
11893	blue baleful wet shower shoes	0		Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-04"
11894	studded wet shower shorts	0		Damage Absorption: +80, Last Available: "2025-04"
11895	wet paper tiger	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11896	wet paper eye	0		Familiar Weight: +15
11897	blinking wet shower curtain	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11898	energized wet paper cup	0		Effect: "Greased-Up Familiar", Effect Duration: 43, Last Available: "2025-04"
11899	deionized energized wet paperback	0		Effect: "Hella Tough", Effect Duration: 46, Last Available: "2025-04"
11900	supercharged wet shower radio	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Single Equip, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-04"
11901	wet shower stamp	0		Last Available: "2025-04"
11902	blurry birthday bloon of the sweet-tooth	0		Candy Drop: +100
11903	enhanced tarnished concentrated jawwetter	0		Effect: "Sparkling Consciousness", Effect Duration: 39
11904	mirror bouncing Unpeeled Peridot of Peril	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-05"
11905	flame-retardant resourceful personal trainer's Peridot of Peril	0		Experience Percent (Muscle): +10, Maximum MP: +50, Hot Resistance: +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-05"
11906	chilly terrycloth turban	0		Cold Damage: +5
11907	padded jockey's hat	0		Damage Absorption: +20
11908	mansplainer's sharpshooter's hat	0		Monster Level: +15
11909	blinking thinker's extra-tight skullcap	0		Mysticality: +10
11910	shaking Newton's sturdy pith helmet	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3
11911	twirling nippy bishop's mitre	0		Cold Damage: +10
11912	fireproof tin foil hat	0		Hot Resistance: +3
11913	Herculean construction hardhat	0		Experience (Muscle): +1
11914	squat electrified imposing pilgrim's hat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
11915	blue crown of thorns	0		Thorns: 1
11916	stylish bycocket of the dark arts	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100
11917	Thwaitgold mad hatterpillar statuette	0		
11918	bouncing packaged prismatic beret	0		Free Pull
11919	blush beret	0		Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Blast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Boast", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Beret Busking", Last Available: "2025-06"
11920	flak shield	0		
11921	jittery Axis HQ Code	0		
11922	yeti in a travel cooler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11923	exchanger	0		Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +10, Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2025-07"
11924	mirror Da Vinci's Axis helmet of incineration	0		Experience (Mysticality): +5, Hot Spell Damage: +50
11925	blue careful sage Axis fatigues	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Monster Level: -10
11926	Axis suspenders of the overflowing toilet of doom	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Spell Damage: +50, Single Equip
11927	stolen artifact	0		
11928	shaking really expensive stolen artifact	0		
11929	priceless stolen artifact	0		
11930	chocolate rations	0		
11931	wobbly nice nylon stockings	0		
11932	Allied Radio Backpack Pack	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-07"
11933	pulsating huge perfumed Jeselnik's toasty Allied Radio Backpack	0		Hot Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +25, Stench Resistance: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Call in an Airstrike", Last Available: "2025-07"
11934	orphaned baby skeleton	0		
11935	ordnance magnet	0		Single Equip, Drops Items
11936	confetti grenade	0		
11937	toothsome Skeleton Wars rations	3	awesome	
11938	aged skeleton war fuel can	3	awesome	
11939	upside-down skeleton war grenade	0		
11940	chocolate and nylons detector	0		
11941	wobbly M&ouml;bius ring box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-08"
11942	M&ouml;bius ring	0		Gear Drop: [100*lte(paradoxicity,7)*gte(paradoxicity,3)], Last Available: "2025-08"
11943	skewed bone pacifier	0		Familiar Weight: +5
11944	blinking cool beefy Allied Forces insignia of the sewer	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +5, Stench Damage: +25, Single Equip
11945	ghostly Allied Tattoo Kit	0		
11946	huge handheld Allied radio	0		
11947	blurry Axis codebook	0		
11948	non-oxidized blinking Life Goals Pamphlet	0		Effect: "Ironclad", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2025-08"
11949	bully badge of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Lasts Until Rollover, Last Available: "2025-08"
11950	time cop top hat of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Last Available: "2025-08"
11951	Stock Certificate	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11952	distilled spinning mixed berry jelly	1		Last Available: "2025-08"
11953	gigantic flavorless spinning ghostly toast with mixed berry jelly	7	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11954	bite-sized flavorless blue shaking cup of sugar	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11955	moldy Susie's cupcake	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-08"
11956	clock	0		Last Available: "2025-08"
11957	shaking Sherlock's beefy the gun of the cougar	0		Muscle: +10, Moxie: +20, Item Drop: +25, Last Available: "2025-08"
11958	practically non-alcoholic mediocre wine	1	decent	Last Available: "2025-08"
11960	really, really nice swimming trunks	0		Adventure Underwater
11961	squat sand penny	0		
11962	medical-grade undersea surveying goggles	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Lasts Until Rollover
11963	mediocre practically non-alcoholic jittery Ocean-Touched Rum	1	decent	
11964	boiled water-logged pill	1		
11965	spoiled jittery kelp puck	4	crappy	
11966	scroll of sea strength	0		
11967	scroll of sea smarts	0		
11968	narrow scroll of sea smarm	0		
11969	pulsating waterlogged scroll of healing	0		
11970	lime green sea gel	0		
11971	concentrated twirling octopus ink bladder	0		Effect: "Smoking like a Bandit", Effect Duration: 31
11972	twirling durable dolphin whistle	0		
11973	Thwaitgold lobster statuette	0		
11974	packaged Monodent of the Sea	0		Free Pull
11975	Monodent of the Sea	0		Hot Damage: +25, All Attributes Percent: +5, Experience: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Throw a Lightning Bolt", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Summon a Wave", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Sea *dent: Talk to Some Fish", Last Available: "2025-09"
11976	unblemished pearl	0		
11977	flame-wreathed dentadent	0		Hot Spell Damage: +10
11986	teal lab-grown blood cubic zirconia	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-10"
11987	wobbly flame-retardant toasty chilly Temple Grandin's banded experienced blood cubic zirconia	0		Experience: +2, Damage Absorption: +100, Familiar Weight: +7, Cold Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Hot Resistance: +1, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Geyser", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Refracted Gaze", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Bullets", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Blood Bath", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Dial it up to 11", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Sweat Equity", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Create Blood Thinner", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Prepare Spinal Tapas", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "BCZ: Craft a Pheromone Cocktail", Last Available: "2025-10"
12044	pickled mirror blood thinner	1		Last Available: "2025-10"
12045	delicious pheromone cocktail	3	awesome	Last Available: "2025-10"
12046	half-sized bland spinal tapas	2	decent	Last Available: "2025-10"
12047	narrow shrunken head in a duffel bag	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-11"
12048	greasy smelly beefy shrunken head	0		Muscle: +10, Stench Spell Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Prepare to reanimate your Foe", Last Available: "2025-11"
12049	stocking full of bones	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12050	jittery small peppermint-flavored sugar walking crook	0		
12051	knucklebone	0		
12052	lousy Smoking Pope	3	decent	
12053	bland prize turkey	3	decent	
12054	compressed twirling jittery maroon medicinal gruel	1		
12055	enchanted half-sized normal jittery full-sized pumpkin pie	2	good	Effect: "Leisurely Amblin'", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2025-11"
12056	mediocre vodka cranberry sauce	3	decent	Last Available: "2025-11"
12057	magnetized irradiated flattened yammed candy	0		Effect: "Flexibili Tea", Effect Duration: 24, Last Available: "2025-11"
12058	rotten fancy treasure chestnut	4	crappy	Effect: "Hypercubed", Effect Duration: 30, Last Available: "2025-12"
12059	delicious watered-down mulled butter rum	2	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12060	boiled cold-filtered cinnamon doubloon	0		Effect: "Spore-Wreathed", Effect Duration: 18, Last Available: "2025-12"
12061	skewed plastic left skeleton arm of the sewer	0		Stench Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12062	pulsating shaking double-paned plastic left skeleton leg	0		Cold Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12063	squat plastic right skeleton arm of Tarzan	0		Experience (Muscle): +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12064	scandalous plastic right skeleton leg	0		Sleaze Damage: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12065	spinning beefy plastic skeleton pelvis	0		Muscle: +10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12066	twirling discreetly-wrapped Eternity Codpiece	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-12"
12067	The Eternity Codpiece	0		All Attributes: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12068	educational groovy angelbone kilt	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Experience: +1, Last Available: "2026-12"
12069	beefy angelbone totem	0		Muscle: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12070	narrow Fonzie's angelbone chopsticks	0		Experience (Moxie): +1, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12071	horrifying angelbone mantle of the overflowing toilet	0		Stench Spell Damage: +50, Spooky Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12072	hale angelbone dice	0		Maximum HP: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12073	jittery frightening ruddy angelbone halo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +40, Spooky Damage: +5, Last Available: "2026-12"
12074	altered red ghostly mirror huge angelbone fragments	1		Last Available: "2026-12"
12075	magnetized shaking biblically accurate gumdrops	0		Effect: "Demonic Taint", Effect Duration: 37
12076	devilbone helmet of Calamity Jane of chilblains	0		Critical Hit Percent: +15, Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12"
12077	Newton's devilbone greaves	0		Experience (Mysticality): +3, Last Available: "2026-12", Spleen Capacity: +1
12078	shaking fuchsia double-paned supercharged devilbone shinguards	0		Maximum MP Percent: +30, Cold Resistance: +5, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12"
12079	devilbone corset of chilblains	0		Cold Damage: +25, Last Available: "2026-12", Stomach Capacity: +1
12080	tumbling miser's smartaleck's devilbone flute	0		Moxie Percent: +30, Meat Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-12"
12081	devilbone rosary of Flo-Jo	0		Initiative: +100, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-12", Liver Capacity: +1
12082	boiled blinking devilbone chunks	1		Effect: "Mitre Cut", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-12"
12083	dry non-oxidized Gehenna tattoo	0		Effect: "Winklered", Effect Duration: 45
12116	burnt incisor	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12117	burnt phalange	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12118	bouncing burnt radius	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12119	burnt rib	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12120	burnt skull	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12121	Crymbocurrency	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12122	bouncing fortified extra-thick Crimbo sweater	0		Damage Absorption: +60, Last Available: "2025-12"
12123	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12124	delicious irresponsibly strong squat Steve Abrams' Holiday Sampler Beer	7	awesome	Last Available: "2025-12"
12125	narrow crate of prize-winning rum	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12126	perfectly mixed bottle of prize-winning rum	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12127	teal zippy foul-smelling Santa-Slayer medal of the brute	0		Muscle Percent: +30, Stench Damage: +10, Initiative: +20, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12128	purple Skull of Claus	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12129	altered dry boiling bone marrow	0		Effect: "Just Aged Enough", Effect Duration: 22, Last Available: "2025-12"
12130	magnetized extra-concentrated boiling cerebrospinal fluid	0		Effect: "Weapon of Mass Destruction", Effect Duration: 69, Last Available: "2025-12"
12131	wet boiling synovial fluid	0		Effect: "In Vino Vires", Effect Duration: 19, Last Available: "2025-12"
12132	upside-down Van der Graaf veiny sage smoldering vertebra	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Maximum HP: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12133	seal-clubbing club loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-01"
12134	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>	0		Muscle Percent: +50, Weapon Damage: +10, Initiative: +50, Attacks Can't Miss, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Across the Battlefield", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Into Next Week", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Club 'Em Back in Time", Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary seal-clubbing club</span>", Last Available: "2026-01"
12135	skewed narrow smoldering bone dust	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12136	gray volatile bone bomb	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12137	maroon inspector's rosy-cheeked hot boning knife of bravery	0		Maximum HP Percent: +30, Spooky Resistance: +5, Item Drop: +15, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12138	blue Tesla fistbone of James Dean of the dark arts	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Spell Damage Percent: +100, MP Regen Min: 7, MP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12139	narrow lion tamer's energetic thinker's burnt bone belt	0		Mysticality: +10, Maximum MP Percent: +20, Experience (familiar): +2, Single Equip, Last Available: "2025-12"
12140	lion tamer's scorched skull trophy	0		Experience (familiar): +2, Last Available: "2025-12"
12141	moldy wing bone	4	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12142	artisanal watered-down weak skeleton venom	2	EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12143	modified baked bone meal	1		Last Available: "2025-12"
12144	stylish plastic skeleton rib cage	0		Moxie: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12145	medical-grade plastic skeleton skull	0		HP Regen Min: 7, HP Regen Max: 10, Last Available: "2025-12"
12146	electrified plastic skeleton Crimbo hat	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12147	assembled plastic Santa skeleton	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12148	sleigh	0		Familiar Weight: +10
12149	undertakers' forceps	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12150	skewed bone-polishing rag	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12151	asbestos-lined shellacked scorched skeleton mask	0		Damage Reduction: 7, Hot Resistance: +5, Last Available: "2025-12"
12152	executive scorched skeleton shirt of the empath	0		Familiar Weight: +5, Meat Drop: +40, Last Available: "2025-12"
12153	green scorched skeleton pants of the dark arts of courage	0		Spell Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Resistance: +3, Last Available: "2025-12"
12154	messenger parrot egg	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12155	buryable chest	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12156	lime green Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12157	purple Shanty: Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Let's Beat Up This Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12158	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12159	Shanty: I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "I'm Smarter Than a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12160	yellow Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12161	Shanty: Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance (used)	0		Skill: "Look At That Drunken Sailor Dance", Last Available: "2025-12"
12162	blue pulsating Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12163	Shanty: Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor? (used)	0		Skill: "Who's Going to Pay This Drunken Sailor?", Last Available: "2025-12"
12164	Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12165	narrow Shanty: Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor (used)	0		Skill: "Only Dogs Love a Drunken Sailor", Last Available: "2025-12"
12166	Crymbocurrency tattoo	0		Last Available: "2025-12"
12167	bouncing teal groovy fireproof bonesaw of Flo-Jo	0		Moxie Percent: +10, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2025-12"
12168	Jim Carey's thinker's vermiculite shield	0		Mysticality: +10, Monster Level: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12169	educational ship's lantern	0		Experience: +1, Last Available: "2025-12"
12170	lard-coated clever heat-resistant harpoon pistol	0		Maximum MP: +20, Sleaze Spell Damage: +25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12171	special gigantic stale traditional gingerloaf	9	decent	Effect: "Faboooo", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2025-12"
12172	practically non-alcoholic artisanal teal Scotch and eggnog	1	super ultra mega turbo EPIC	Last Available: "2025-12"
12173	extra-deionized counterskeleton elixir	0		Effect: "Purity of Spirit", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2025-12"
12174	drinkable twirling &quot;salvaged&quot; wine	3	good	Last Available: "2025-12"
12175	The Encyclopedia of Holiday Funerary Rites (used)	0		Skill: "Holiday Burial Knowledge", Last Available: "2025-12"
12176	crate of prize-winning cheese	0		No Pull, Last Available: "2025-12"
12177	spoiled wedge of prize-winning cheese	3	crappy	Last Available: "2025-12"
12178	vacuum-sealed squat gummi fingerbone	0		Effect: "Dreams and Lights", Effect Duration: 16
12179	mansplainer's glimmering crystal of the scaredy-cat	0		Monster Level: 0, Last Available: "2025-12"
12180	boxed Heartstone	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-02"
12181	Heartstone	0		All Attributes Percent: +25, Experience: +3, HP Regen Min: 15, HP Regen Max: 20, Single Equip, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Steal Monster's Heart", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %kill", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %banish", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %stun", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %luck", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %pals", Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Heartstone: %buff", Last Available: "2026-02"
12182	pulsating twirling Thwaitgold meat bee statuette	0		
12183	loose Meats	0		
12184	fuchsia Archaeologist's Spade	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12185	skewed boxed Archaeologist's Spade	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-03"
12186	dinosaur bone fragment	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12187	Pork Elf pottery shard	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12188	pulsating mirror 2015 landfill detritus	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12189	intact dinosaur egg	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12190	pulsating fossilized cow femur	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12191	blurry spinning unopened Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12192	Pork Elf toiletries kit	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12193	concentrated activated aerosolized huge Pork Elf mouthwash	0		Effect: "Badger Underfoot", Effect Duration: 58, Last Available: "2026-03"
12194	unsweetened galvanized Pork Elf deodorant	0		Effect: "Earthen Fist", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-03"
12195	tarnished purple Pork Elf toothpaste	0		Effect: "Transcendental Wind", Effect Duration: 39, Last Available: "2026-03"
12196	wobbly bolt of fabric	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12197	greasy Van der Graaf and dress	0		Sleaze Spell Damage: +10, MP Regen Min: 5, MP Regen Max: 7, Last Available: "2026-03"
12198	blinking auspicious gravedigger's and dress	0		Spooky Damage: +10, Item Drop: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12199	ionized ionized ghostly dinosaur bone broth	0		Effect: "Shortened", Effect Duration: 49, Last Available: "2026-03"
12200	gnawing bone	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12201	electrified dinosaur bone club	0		MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5, Last Available: "2026-03"
12202	gravedigger's boxer's dinosaur skull helmet	0		Muscle Percent: +10, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12203	pulsating gravedigger's veiny dinosaur bone corset of extreme caution	0		Maximum HP: +10, Monster Level: -25, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-03"
12204	smooth Pork Elf cough syrup	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-03"
12205	mirror Pork Elf neti pot	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12206	narrow shaking Pork Elf medicine cabinet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12207	jittery Pork Elf sink	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12208	jittery Pork Elf toilet	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12209	spoiled small rat pizza	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-03"
12210	huge Fleek&trade; mascara	0		Last Available: "2026-03"
12211	twirling ghostly sharpshooter's wholesome stiffened hoverboard	0		Damage Reduction: 1, Maximum HP Percent: +10, Critical Hit Percent: +10, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12212	double-paned healthy left shark fin of Flo-Jo	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Cold Resistance: +5, Initiative: +100, Last Available: "2026-03"
12213	bouncing hardened fitness tracking bracelet	0		Damage Reduction: 3, Single Equip, Last Available: "2026-03"
12214	vaporized candy bone	1		Effect: "Seeing Colors", Effect Duration: 35
12215	blurry wrapped Baseball Diamond	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-04"
12216	Baseball Diamond	0		Weapon Damage: +20, Last Available: "2026-04"
12217	bite-sized stale blurry upside-down discarded hot dog	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-04"
12218	enchanted hand-crafted mirror most of a beer	4	EPIC	Effect: "Red Misty-Eyed", Effect Duration: 25, Last Available: "2026-04"
12222	pasta wand loot box	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-05"
12223	<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>	0		Spooky Damage: +5, Stench Damage: +5, Hot Damage: +5, Cold Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5, Spell Damage: +10, Spell Damage Percent: +50, Spell Critical Percent: +15, Pasta Thrall Experience: +1, Single Equip, Display Name: "<span style='padding: 2px; color: #ff8000; background-color: black;'>legendary pasta wand</span>", Last Available: "2026-05"
12225	legendary noodles	0		Last Available: "2026-05"
12226	decent massive shaking can of tuna	10	good	
12227	moldy bite-sized alien salad	1	crappy	
12228	moldy ratbatatouille	3	crappy	
12229	spoiled shaking onigiri	3	crappy	
12230	spoiled crudit&eacute;s	3	crappy	
12231	half-sized adequate sauced mutton	2	good	
12232	moldy hot honey ant	3	crappy	
12233	miniature spoiled tomb aspic	2	crappy	
12234	stale spinning later tots	3	decent	
12235	fancy stale Frutti di Scatoletta	4	decent	Effect: "A Few Extra Pounds", Effect Duration: 20, Last Available: "2026-05"
12236	decent Pesto alla Marziano	3	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12237	toothsome special purple Arrattabbattabiata	3	awesome	Effect: "Overstimulated", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-05"
12238	decent bite-sized Orzo di Riso	1	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12239	special half-sized spoiled Pasta Grimavera	2	crappy	Effect: "Superveiny 9000", Effect Duration: 45, Last Available: "2026-05"
12240	adequate Linguini Ubriacapa	4	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12241	immense rotten Formica e Pepe	10	crappy	Last Available: "2026-05"
12242	decent snack-sized Tubetto Gelatto	2	good	Last Available: "2026-05"
12243	yummy Gnocci Domani	3	awesome	Last Available: "2026-05"
12244	bouncing Thwaitgold wallet moth statuette	0		
12245	narrow scabbarded Sword of S Words	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-06"
12246	blurry second-hand synthetic sloth skin scabbard	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12248	upside-down mega helmet	0		
12252	Space Soldier Helmet of James Dean of the businessman	0		Experience (Moxie): +3, Meat Drop: +50
12253	delicious premium turkey leg	4	awesome	
12254	mediocre weak styrofoam cup of mead	2	decent	
12255	gray quilted sword	0		Damage Absorption: +40
12256	lime green razor-sharp staff	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +25
12257	bouncing horrifying lute	0		Spooky Damage: +25
12258	shrink-wrapped Cup of 13s	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12259	Cup of 13s	0		Booze Drop: +60, MP Regen Min: 4, MP Regen Max: 8, HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 13, Last Available: "2026-07"
12260	Lo Pan's healthy forbidden The Wizard's Android	0		Spell Damage Percent: +50, Maximum HP Percent: +20, Spell Critical Percent: +30
12261	flash paperwad	0		
12262	juggling ball	0		
12263	avaricious padded tactical jester's cap	0		Damage Absorption: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Combat Item Damage Percent: 50
12264	bouncing single-use sword	0		
12265	pulsating MacGyver's flimsy plastic helmet	0		Maximum MP: +100
12266	mirror nippy flimsy plastic greaves	0		Cold Damage: +10
12267	jittery studded flimsy plastic breastplate	0		Damage Absorption: +80
12268	shaking coward's flimsy plastic shield	0		Monster Level: -20
12269	packaged Portable Laughing Stock	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-07"
12270	frightening shellacked wicked Portable Laughing Stock	0		Spell Damage: +5, Damage Reduction: 7, Spooky Damage: +5, Conditional Skill (Equipped): "Taunt Your Foe", Last Available: "2026-07"
12271	family-friendly Temple Grandin's healthy Staff of Anachronistic Churning	0		Maximum HP Percent: +20, Familiar Weight: +7, Sleaze Resistance: +1
12272	miniature rotten teal classic banana	2	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12273	adequate watermelon	4	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12274	rotten skewed quince	3	crappy	Last Available: "2026-07"
12275	jittery Interesting Coin	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12276	Interesting Coin Inheritance Letter	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-08"
12277	normal massive classic banana pie	8	good	Last Available: "2026-07"
12278	adjusted essential banana decoction	0		Effect: "Bolts about Candy", Effect Duration: 55, Last Available: "2026-07"
12279	super-improved banana quintessence	0		Effect: "Wallflowering", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-07"
12280	perfectly mixed Aesop Daiquiri	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12281	hand-crafted blue Monkey Congress	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12282	flavorless small red watermelon pie	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12283	tarnished concentrated watermelon juice	0		Effect: "Fungal Flamb&eacute;", Effect Duration: 56, Last Available: "2026-07"
12284	liquefied wet twirling Aqua Citrulanatae	0		Effect: "The Solution", Effect Duration: 47, Last Available: "2026-07"
12285	lousy practically non-alcoholic Melonegroni	1	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12286	hand-crafted Melonade Spritz	4	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12287	stale green quince pie	3	decent	Last Available: "2026-07"
12288	moist activated quince quaff	0		Effect: "Mer-kindliness", Effect Duration: 34, Last Available: "2026-07"
12289	super-energized Quickquince	0		Effect: "Salty Mouth", Effect Duration: 59, Last Available: "2026-07"
12290	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic twirling Quiskey Sour	1	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12291	weak perfectly mixed Quincea&ntilde;era Cooler	2	super EPIC	Last Available: "2026-07"
12292	perfectly mixed maroon Roth IPA	3	EPIC	Last Available: "2026-08"
12293	squat Fonzie's beefcake's underdraft protection	0		Muscle: +25, Experience (Moxie): +1, Last Available: "2026-08"
12294	solvent	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12295	flavorless miniature soybean futures	2	decent	Last Available: "2026-08"
12296	vacuum-sealed housing bubble	0		Effect: "Far Out", Effect Duration: 65, Last Available: "2026-08"
12297	quadruple-dry skewed Pixie-Swordz	0		Effect: "Braaaains Over Braaaawwn", Effect Duration: 56
12298	Rosewater's beefcake's financial instrument	0		Muscle: +25, Mysticality Percent: +30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12299	blinking gravedigger's extremely unsafe hedge fund clippers	0		Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Spooky Damage: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12300	sage selling shorts	0		Mysticality Percent: +10, Last Available: "2026-08"
12301	teal bear tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12302	spinning wobbly bull tattoo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12303	avaricious supercool 401k ring	0		Moxie Percent: +20, Meat Drop: +30, Last Available: "2026-08"
12304	balance sheet	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12305	denatured bouncing invisible hand	0		Effect: "Patience of the Tortoise", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12306	ionized circle of overdraft protection scroll	0		Effect: "Chilblains of the Corn", Effect Duration: 64, Last Available: "2026-08"
12307	ionized skewed teal mint	0		Effect: "Marinated", Effect Duration: 23, Last Available: "2026-08"
12308	twirling savings bondo	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12309	homeowner's loam	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12310	twisted toxic asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12311	compressed intangible asset	1		Last Available: "2026-08"
12312	dehydrated ghostly blue blurry liquid asset	1		Effect: "Flamingly Floral", Effect Duration: 50, Last Available: "2026-08"
12313	gross prophet chrysalis	0		Last Available: "2026-08"
12314	cast entrails	0		Familiar Weight: +5
12315	hand-crafted fancy teal Malattia Becco Malbec	3	EPIC	Effect: "Square to be Hip", Effect Duration: 25
12316	kneecapping contract	0		Skill: "Order a Kneecapping"
12317	ghostly Old Country cookbook	0		Skill: "Old Country Cooking"
12318	upside-down Thwaitgold and beetle statuette	0		
12319	blurry Blue Team scarf	0		
12320	pulsating Red Team scarf	0		
12321	meat shield toddler	0		Free Pull, Last Available: "2026-09"
12322	can of shield tenderizer	0		Familiar Weight: +3, Last Available: "2026-09"