-1	drinkable Petite Porter	3	good	
-2	watered-down drinkable squat Scrawny Stout	2	good	
-3	mediocre Infinitesimal IPA	4	decent	
-4	watered-down tolerable fancy eggnogtini	2	good	
-5	delicious triple-distilled candycaine	8	awesome	
-6	artisanal braincracker sweet	4	EPIC	
-16	bad weak yellow fermented honey	2	decent	
-17	artisanal moons-shine	3	EPIC	
-18	special acceptable blinking gin	4	good	
-19	boozy artisanal mirror ecto-nog	5	EPIC	
-20	tolerable hot toady	4	good	
-21	weak perfectly mixed hot choculate	2	EPIC	
-49	practically non-alcoholic mediocre upside-down Cyder	1	decent	
-50	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic narrow Oil Nog	1	EPIC	
-51	practically non-alcoholic acceptable Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	1	good	
-58	acceptable weak special skewed Grimacider	2	good	
-59	aged gray Isotope Nog	4	awesome	
-60	distilled special smooth Mutagin 'n' Tonic	5	awesome	
-70	tolerable fancy watered-down Gin and Herring	2	good	
-71	hand-crafted Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	EPIC	
-72	hand-crafted distilled blurry Antarctic Ice Tea	5	EPIC	
-76	drinkable CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	4	good	
-77	aged extra-dry CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	5	awesome	
-78	perfectly mixed watered-down CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	2	EPIC	
-82	perfectly mixed Horseradish-infused Vodka	3	EPIC	
-83	spirit-forward hand-crafted Jerkitini	5	EPIC	
-84	lousy spirit-forward huge Desert Island Iced Tea	5	decent	
-88	perfectly mixed Crimbo Saketini	3	EPIC	
-89	drinkable watered-down Crimboku Drop	2	good	
-90	smooth Flaming Crimbo Log	4	awesome	
-107	hand-crafted Fortified Eggnog Slurry	3	EPIC	
-108	bad Hot Buttered Rum	3	decent	
-109	watered-down lousy Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	decent	
