-1	stale Peche a la Frog	3	decent	
-2	miniature stale squat As Jus Gezund Heit	2	decent	
-3	moldy Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi	4	crappy	
-7	bland shaking gumdrop chow mein	3	decent	
-8	fancy normal candy cane pizza	4	good	
-9	diet stale squat gingerbread stir-fry	1	decent	
-10	decent special twigs and gravel	4	good	
-11	bland shoots and leaves	4	decent	
-12	adequate low-calorie bowl of unidentifiable goo	1	good	
-13	big tasty fancy gingerbread massacre	5	awesome	
-14	bite-sized decent It Came From Beyond Dessert	1	good	
-15	decent jittery wobbly vampire cake	3	good	
-52	moldy jittery narrow Soylent Red and Green	4	crappy	
-53	rotten skewed Disc-Shaped Nutrition Unit	3	crappy	
-54	stale Gingerborg Hive	4	decent	
-61	rotten huge Candy Cane Surprise	7	crappy	
-62	spoiled gigantic Grimdrop Chow Mein	9	crappy	
-63	adequate bouncing Grimgerbread House	4	good	
-67	flavorless Caviar Carbonara	4	decent	
-68	moldy shaking Halibut Alfredo	3	crappy	
-69	stale Red Herring Velvet Cake	4	decent	
-73	huge decent CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel	8	good	
-74	miniature flavorless New and Improved CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel	2	decent	
-75	miniature toothsome CRIMBCO Deluxe Reconstituted Gruel with Simulated Raisins	2	awesome	
-79	tasty big Brussels Sprout Stir-Fry	5	awesome	
-80	delicious wobbly Carrot, Cabbage, and Kale Pizza	4	awesome	
-81	flavorless fancy blurry Turnip and Rutabaga Pie	3	decent	
-85	bland huge narrow Rainbow Spider Fun Roll	4	decent	
-86	rotten snack-sized ghostly Vegas Volcano Lava Roll	2	crappy	
-87	immense bland Crazy Dragon Shogun Buddha Roll	9	decent	
-92	spoiled small blurry basic hot dog	2	crappy	
-93	rotten savage macho dog	4	crappy	
-94	big normal one with everything	5	good	
-95	decent sly dog	4	good	
-96	immense decent devil dog	8	good	
-97	moldy low-calorie chilly dog	1	crappy	
-98	decent ghost dog	3	good	
-99	snack-sized flavorless junkyard dog	2	decent	
-100	snack-sized bland pulsating green shaking wet dog	2	decent	
-101	normal sleeping dog	4	good	
-102	rotten small enchanted optimal dog	2	crappy	
-103	flavorless small shaking video games hot dog	2	decent	
-104	yummy super-sized fuchsia Peppermint Nutrition Block	5	awesome	
-105	super-sized rotten Gingerbread Nutrition Block	5	crappy	
-106	snack-sized normal jittery Cinnamon Nutrition Block	2	good	
