-1	stale huge Peche a la Frog	3	decent	
-2	big decent As Jus Gezund Heit	5	good	
-3	rotten Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi	4	crappy	
-7	super-sized normal gumdrop chow mein	5	good	
-8	stale shaking candy cane pizza	4	decent	
-9	toothsome gingerbread stir-fry	4	awesome	
-10	stale twigs and gravel	3	decent	
-11	rotten snack-sized gray shoots and leaves	2	crappy	
-12	special flavorless bowl of unidentifiable goo	4	decent	
-13	spoiled red gingerbread massacre	3	crappy	
-14	tasty blurry maroon It Came From Beyond Dessert	4	awesome	
-15	spoiled gray vampire cake	3	crappy	
-52	normal special Soylent Red and Green	3	good	
-53	tasty gigantic upside-down Disc-Shaped Nutrition Unit	9	awesome	
-54	toothsome narrow Gingerborg Hive	3	awesome	
-61	stale Candy Cane Surprise	4	decent	
-62	half-sized stale blinking Grimdrop Chow Mein	2	decent	
-63	normal huge Grimgerbread House	3	good	
-67	half-sized flavorless Caviar Carbonara	2	decent	
-68	fancy decent bouncing Halibut Alfredo	3	good	
-69	tiny bland Red Herring Velvet Cake	1	decent	
-73	tasty mirror CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel	3	awesome	
-74	immense moldy New and Improved CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel	6	crappy	
-75	decent CRIMBCO Deluxe Reconstituted Gruel with Simulated Raisins	3	good	
-79	low-calorie toothsome upside-down Brussels Sprout Stir-Fry	1	awesome	
-80	snack-sized rotten Carrot, Cabbage, and Kale Pizza	2	crappy	
-81	normal Turnip and Rutabaga Pie	3	good	
-85	adequate bite-sized Rainbow Spider Fun Roll	1	good	
-86	stale Vegas Volcano Lava Roll	3	decent	
-87	decent half-sized fancy Crazy Dragon Shogun Buddha Roll	2	good	
-92	flavorless basic hot dog	3	decent	
-93	bland savage macho dog	4	decent	
-94	stale one with everything	4	decent	
-95	moldy sly dog	4	crappy	
-96	normal tiny fuchsia devil dog	1	good	
-97	big rotten chilly dog	5	crappy	
-98	rotten big pulsating ghost dog	5	crappy	
-99	adequate narrow pulsating junkyard dog	4	good	
-100	tiny rotten blinking fuchsia wet dog	1	crappy	
-101	super-sized spoiled sleeping dog	5	crappy	
-102	normal massive optimal dog	10	good	
-103	stale immense video games hot dog	8	decent	
-104	rotten Peppermint Nutrition Block	4	crappy	
-105	rotten twirling Gingerbread Nutrition Block	3	crappy	
-106	decent Cinnamon Nutrition Block	3	good	
