-1	mediocre Petite Porter	3	decent	
-2	bad triple-distilled gray Scrawny Stout	6	decent	
-3	mediocre jittery Infinitesimal IPA	3	decent	
-4	drinkable eggnogtini	3	good	
-5	tolerable candycaine	4	good	
-6	artisanal braincracker sweet	3	EPIC	
-16	perfectly mixed fermented honey	3	EPIC	
-17	mediocre moons-shine	3	decent	
-18	lousy gin	3	decent	
-19	special practically non-alcoholic drinkable upside-down ecto-nog	1	good	
-20	bad practically non-alcoholic hot toady	1	decent	
-21	lousy huge hot choculate	3	decent	
-49	artisanal weak Cyder	2	EPIC	
-50	watered-down delicious spinning Oil Nog	2	awesome	
-51	weak artisanal tumbling Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	2	EPIC	
-58	lousy Grimacider	4	decent	
-59	lousy pulsating Isotope Nog	4	decent	
-60	bad shaking Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	decent	
-70	watered-down tolerable pulsating Gin and Herring	2	good	
-71	lousy olive Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	decent	
-72	watered-down lousy Antarctic Ice Tea	2	decent	
-76	distilled tolerable CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	5	good	
-77	bad weak CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	2	decent	
-78	practically non-alcoholic tolerable CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	1	good	
-82	perfectly mixed jittery Horseradish-infused Vodka	4	EPIC	
-83	high-proof acceptable blurry Jerkitini	10	good	
-84	bad tumbling Desert Island Iced Tea	3	decent	
-88	perfectly mixed Crimbo Saketini	4	EPIC	
-89	fancy perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Crimboku Drop	9	EPIC	
-90	triple-distilled drinkable Flaming Crimbo Log	7	good	
-107	weak delicious Fortified Eggnog Slurry	2	awesome	
-108	acceptable twirling Hot Buttered Rum	3	good	
-109	mediocre watered-down Spicy Hot Chocolate	2	decent	
