-1	high-proof smooth Petite Porter	8	awesome	
-2	mediocre practically non-alcoholic Scrawny Stout	1	decent	
-3	weak fancy tolerable blinking Infinitesimal IPA	2	good	
-4	perfectly mixed eggnogtini	3	EPIC	
-5	aged watered-down candycaine	2	awesome	
-6	delicious olive braincracker sweet	3	awesome	
-16	fortified hand-crafted fermented honey	5	EPIC	
-17	artisanal pulsating moons-shine	4	EPIC	
-18	distilled bad gin	5	decent	
-19	smooth triple-distilled pulsating bouncing ecto-nog	10	awesome	
-20	delicious watered-down hot toady	2	awesome	
-21	drinkable weak hot choculate	2	good	
-49	fortified acceptable tumbling blinking Cyder	5	good	
-50	perfectly mixed irresponsibly strong Oil Nog	6	EPIC	
-51	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	1	EPIC	
-58	artisanal Grimacider	4	EPIC	
-59	bad Isotope Nog	3	decent	
-60	lousy watered-down squat Mutagin 'n' Tonic	2	decent	
-70	acceptable watered-down Gin and Herring	2	good	
-71	irresponsibly strong aged fancy Black and Tan and Red All Over	8	awesome	
-72	artisanal upside-down Antarctic Ice Tea	3	EPIC	
-76	fortified delicious CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	5	awesome	
-77	bad CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	3	decent	
-78	fortified artisanal CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	5	EPIC	
-82	lousy Horseradish-infused Vodka	3	decent	
-83	hand-crafted Jerkitini	4	EPIC	
-84	aged Desert Island Iced Tea	4	awesome	
-88	acceptable watered-down Crimbo Saketini	2	good	
-89	watered-down acceptable Crimboku Drop	2	good	
-90	artisanal watered-down Flaming Crimbo Log	2	EPIC	
-107	artisanal Fortified Eggnog Slurry	4	EPIC	
-108	delicious squat Hot Buttered Rum	4	awesome	
-109	practically non-alcoholic bad Spicy Hot Chocolate	1	decent	
