-1	weak acceptable Petite Porter	2	good	
-2	lousy distilled Scrawny Stout	5	decent	
-3	watered-down lousy narrow Infinitesimal IPA	2	decent	
-4	acceptable fancy eggnogtini	4	good	
-5	practically non-alcoholic delicious candycaine	1	awesome	
-6	lousy braincracker sweet	4	decent	
-16	artisanal red fermented honey	4	EPIC	
-17	fancy artisanal practically non-alcoholic moons-shine	1	EPIC	
-18	perfectly mixed olive gin	4	EPIC	
-19	perfectly mixed special practically non-alcoholic ecto-nog	1	EPIC	
-20	practically non-alcoholic mediocre hot toady	1	decent	
-21	mediocre hot choculate	3	decent	
-49	bad practically non-alcoholic Cyder	1	decent	
-50	drinkable weak spinning Oil Nog	2	good	
-51	watered-down drinkable jittery Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	2	good	
-58	bad Grimacider	3	decent	
-59	mediocre blurry Isotope Nog	3	decent	
-60	acceptable Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	good	
-70	drinkable fortified blinking Gin and Herring	5	good	
-71	drinkable weak olive Black and Tan and Red All Over	2	good	
-72	aged Antarctic Ice Tea	3	awesome	
-76	drinkable weak shaking CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	2	good	
-77	acceptable blurry CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	good	
-78	perfectly mixed pulsating CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	EPIC	
-82	drinkable Horseradish-infused Vodka	4	good	
-83	mediocre gray Jerkitini	3	decent	
-84	watered-down bad shaking Desert Island Iced Tea	2	decent	
-88	boozy hand-crafted Crimbo Saketini	5	EPIC	
-89	lousy gray Crimboku Drop	3	decent	
-90	aged Flaming Crimbo Log	3	awesome	
-107	smooth shaking spinning Fortified Eggnog Slurry	3	awesome	
-108	hand-crafted extra-dry yellow Hot Buttered Rum	5	EPIC	
-109	spirit-forward perfectly mixed Spicy Hot Chocolate	5	EPIC	
