-1	artisanal practically non-alcoholic shaking Petite Porter	1	EPIC	
-2	drinkable Scrawny Stout	3	good	
-3	practically non-alcoholic tolerable Infinitesimal IPA	1	good	
-4	tolerable practically non-alcoholic eggnogtini	1	good	
-5	watered-down aged candycaine	2	awesome	
-6	artisanal weak braincracker sweet	2	EPIC	
-16	artisanal weak shaking fermented honey	2	EPIC	
-17	triple-distilled perfectly mixed moons-shine	6	EPIC	
-18	artisanal purple gin	3	EPIC	
-19	bad special mirror ecto-nog	4	decent	
-20	lousy practically non-alcoholic hot toady	1	decent	
-21	perfectly mixed hot choculate	3	EPIC	
-49	perfectly mixed Cyder	4	EPIC	
-50	drinkable upside-down Oil Nog	3	good	
-51	artisanal high-proof Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	10	EPIC	
-58	mediocre watered-down Grimacider	2	decent	
-59	aged Isotope Nog	4	awesome	
-60	smooth skewed Mutagin 'n' Tonic	4	awesome	
-70	watered-down smooth Gin and Herring	2	awesome	
-71	bad practically non-alcoholic Black and Tan and Red All Over	1	decent	
-72	acceptable boozy upside-down Antarctic Ice Tea	5	good	
-76	artisanal watered-down CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	2	EPIC	
-77	tolerable practically non-alcoholic CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	1	good	
-78	bad CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	decent	
-82	weak acceptable ghostly Horseradish-infused Vodka	2	good	
-83	acceptable red twirling Jerkitini	3	good	
-84	hand-crafted olive Desert Island Iced Tea	4	EPIC	
-88	tolerable distilled shaking Crimbo Saketini	5	good	
-89	mediocre Crimboku Drop	3	decent	
-90	hand-crafted practically non-alcoholic bouncing Flaming Crimbo Log	1	EPIC	
-107	perfectly mixed Fortified Eggnog Slurry	4	EPIC	
-108	drinkable weak Hot Buttered Rum	2	good	
-109	irresponsibly strong mediocre Spicy Hot Chocolate	6	decent	
