-1	tolerable boozy Petite Porter	5	good	
-2	artisanal watered-down Scrawny Stout	2	EPIC	
-3	bad pulsating Infinitesimal IPA	3	decent	
-4	bad eggnogtini	4	decent	
-5	mediocre spirit-forward blue candycaine	5	decent	
-6	weak perfectly mixed braincracker sweet	2	EPIC	
-16	acceptable fermented honey	4	good	
-17	lousy moons-shine	3	decent	
-18	perfectly mixed gin	3	EPIC	
-19	acceptable ecto-nog	3	good	
-20	practically non-alcoholic hand-crafted enchanted hot toady	1	EPIC	
-21	practically non-alcoholic mediocre red pulsating hot choculate	1	decent	
-49	lousy Cyder	3	decent	
-50	bad enchanted Oil Nog	3	decent	
-51	acceptable Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel	3	good	
-58	weak delicious Grimacider	2	awesome	
-59	bad watered-down jittery Isotope Nog	2	decent	
-60	smooth twirling Mutagin 'n' Tonic	3	awesome	
-70	aged irresponsibly strong Gin and Herring	9	awesome	
-71	perfectly mixed teal ghostly Black and Tan and Red All Over	4	EPIC	
-72	hand-crafted special squat Antarctic Ice Tea	3	EPIC	
-76	delicious weak twirling CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps	2	awesome	
-77	lousy CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute	4	decent	
-78	artisanal CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour	3	EPIC	
-82	tolerable Horseradish-infused Vodka	4	good	
-83	high-proof mediocre Jerkitini	8	decent	
-84	practically non-alcoholic smooth Desert Island Iced Tea	1	awesome	
-88	tolerable blinking pulsating Crimbo Saketini	3	good	
-89	perfectly mixed practically non-alcoholic Crimboku Drop	1	EPIC	
-90	mediocre Flaming Crimbo Log	4	decent	
-107	spirit-forward delicious Fortified Eggnog Slurry	5	awesome	
-108	special perfectly mixed strong huge Hot Buttered Rum	5	EPIC	
-109	fancy aged olive Spicy Hot Chocolate	3	awesome	
